Which would be a harder challenge?1. You have one year to make Seiga a less-evil woman.2. You have to work as Seiga's assistant for one year and cannot masturbate or ejaculate during that time. (She will rest her saggy tits on you sometimes during this period)
>>50259713>2it will get easier IF i manage to make it past the first month, so 2, and i dont think i can convince a woman who uses fetuses as projectiles to be less evil
>>50259713What happens if I lose? The idea of ejaculating to her seem too good I might want to lose on purpose
>>502597133. You have to work in her brothel for a year.
>>50259778You don't get the prizes for winning and when Komachi comes to try and get Seiga she leaves you in her place instead
>>502597131 would be infinitely harder
>>50259713>1. You have one year to make Seiga a less-evil woman.Easy, her previous husband never gave her a good dicking so just do that.
>>50259713Two would legitimately be the hardest thing in the world. I would lose in the first hour probably. You would have to be insane to do that one.I would take the first challenge and convince Seiga to use paper bags and glass straws. Easy. And maybe along the way we can fall in love and that can help make her less evil too.
>>50259778>>50259801If you win, you get one of four prizes:1. You can marry Seiga (she won't disappear on you, don't worry.)2. One day of consequence-free any-fantasy no-logic-required sex with Seiga3. You can have any Touhou become (you)r personal Jiang-shi4. The yama will never send you to hell, no matter what you do
>>50259967If I won I'd definitely pick 4 so Eiki stops bothering me when I run into her
Sex with Seiga!
>>50259713Personally, I feel 1 would be easier. Yes, you have to do something instead of just avoiding doing something, but there's a purpose. You can tell yourself "I want to help her become a better person" or some such and repeat it as a mantra. Seiga is an amazing person, and the world could be so much better for having her in it. And I believe she could be genuinely happy as a less wicked person. That she could smile outside of the dark holes she makes for herself. She can have so much more than a reputation and pilfered goods.2 is just pointless. The world doesn't change whether you succeed or not. If you give up, you're only fucking yourself. Kinda hard to get motivated.
>>50260452I don't think Seiga can be a good person. She's too far gone
>>50260475Anyone can be a good person if they just try. And I want to believe in Seiga!
Why is seiga so erotic
>>50263895evil woman sexy
>>50263895That one animation set where the villagers punish a tied up Seiga is easily one of the best erotic Touhou fan works and I won't hear otherwise.
What's her bra size
>>50264612post it please!
>>50264762Fucking big but considering how saggy she is I wonder how often she wears them
I LOVE SAGGY EVIL WOMAN TITS
>>50264762Yoshika's hands
>>50265016RJ313605, if you want to support the artist it's on sale at DLsite, otherwise it's easy enough to find the full set on whatever site you use for such things.
>>50269421Not trying to change the topic of the thread, but, is there anything on the same level as that Seiga animation but with Murasa instead on DLsite?
>>50265016>>50269421Have a full translation (as video format), don't know if the game, at least the Steam version, has a english translation already.https://litter.catbox.moe/fslnwc.mp4>>50269641Same artist, yes. The same one who did those Nue and Sakuya's animations.
>>50270519Thanks anon
>>50270519The subtitles in that pic are from the game itself.
>Take challenge 2>Penalty for failing is being turned into a Jiangshi>Get dramatically overworked in support of Seiga's evil deeds>Don't get to sex the Seiga
>>502597132 has to be modified or you're just going to lose the moment you have a wet dream (guaranteed with no fap and having all your senses overwhelmed by large sweaty hermit breasts 24/7).
>>50270648Are you implying Doremy would work against you? What possible motive would Doremy have to do that? You're paranoid.
>>50270657seiga keeps your body, doremy keeps your mind. both sides get what they want and discard the parts they have no need of
>>50270702What's even left
>>50271042Your heart.
>>50270659Dead rabbit pussy...
>>50270519holy fuck thank you
>>50270627Yes but those are very early subs just when the game came out back then. If the Steam version has subs too I'm sure they are different.
>>50271078Is it worth it?
Last time I attempted nofap I started oozing slime after two weeks, so I guess number 1 is my only choice.
>>50260403Futa artist.
Seiga has a lot of lewd potential unexploited.
>>50278488Agree, Furui making stuff with her is simple a pipe dream at this point.
>>50279097This artist draws such sexy Seiga
>>50278488Oh 100%. Her amoral nature and deeds, her powers, her personality, her desperation to get away with it, everything about her is two missteps from her part from becoming a porno.
wicked paizuri
>>50282344Shocking that there isn't more stuck in wall content for her
>>50285448But there is a good amount of it!
https://x.com/kemochiharu717/status/1988169829405389112
Why does no one care about Seiga
>>50290542I was a nintendo kid. What a fool i was...
>>50290552Holy shit those are huge
>>50293259Blast Processors
Could you ever actually marry and have a good healthy relationship with Seiga?
>>50297292yeah probably
>>50297292Probably not, she got into hermit arts just to get away from her previous husband.
>>50297292Trying to do this sounds like an easy way to wind up with an ofuda stuck to your forehead.
>>50297307Secondary award, read her actual lore, anon. She is not a whore or retard or something else; she was married, had children, but her love for Taoism was creating a great conflict in her life; it was one of those "choose one" situations. So, her husband allowed her to pursue her passion for Taoism, which eventually led to her current state.
>>50297933Prove it.
>>50297936Read her canon lore nigga, open the Touhou wiki and read all her articles, don't be lazy.
>>50297933>>50297936Too late>One day, after eight more years had passed, Seiga suddenly said her goodbyes. Her family thought it was odd but as Seiga fell sleep, seemingly like any other day, she never opened her eyes again.>Surprised, a great sadness cast itself over her family, and they buried her utterly lifeless body.>However, she wasn't dead. While she'd been shut away in her room, she used a technique she'd read about in her book to make a bamboo rod take the form of her own body, making her appear to be dead. That was what her family had buried.>She cast away her worldly life and ran. Yes, she ran to join the world of hermits she'd so yearned for.Fucking lmao it's even worse than I remembered, literally traumatized her family to pursue her tao shit. Maybe get your facts straight before calling others out, retard.
>>50297292Brother no. In a world full of liars, manipulators, selfishness, she's the one with wicked on her name.
>>50298148Seiga canonically steals Christmas.
>>50259713I would pick 2 purely on the basis that I do not want her to be less evil. Besides, I learned from a month long vacation that I'm not horny, just bored. As long as her daily tasks keep me occupied I won't even want to masturbate.
