Here's a link to the random 2hu generator https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/Whichever 2hu you land on is the 2hu that's proposing to you. You can either accept their proposal or reject them. Keep in mind that some 2hus might not take rejection so well so choose wisely. Also if you do reject a 2hu please say how you would reject them. Have fun!
>>50289238I know anons here like playing around, but I can't think of a single 2hu that anons could justify rejecting.
>>50289238Kind of close to another thread but sure.>TewiHonestly? Assuming I tried and failed to start a relationship with my top choice and she's not just pranking me, absolutely. She seems like she'd be a fun partner, but I'd insist we do a trial period just to make sure she's serious about me. I want kids, which I doubt would be a problem for a rabbit, and her brattyness is kind of a turn on
I'd marry. She's dedicated to her craft, sure, but given how little idea we've got for what she does outside of that, there's plenty of room for a relationship. I think the stumbling block would just be that since she's been around since the age of the gods, she might have some weird ideas about humanity.
>>50289245Honestly I'd say yes to most of them if I couldn't get with who I want, the only real nos would be the hazardous ones (i.e. Medicine) or the moon bitches.
>>50289279Why not the Lunarians? They're plenty cute!
>>50289294I see very little difference between an eternity in hell with an oni and an eternity on a desolate rock with a Watatsuki, except the oni might be a bit more fun.Actually speaking of oni that null bitch from UDoALG is a hard no. She would just be so fucking obnoxious to spend more than 5 minutes with, arrogant keikaku shit head.
>>50289294> dates a Lunarian> "Let's go to my place"> *dies on the moon from lack of oxygen*
>>50289238I'm sorry, Mokou. Marrying you would require a commitment I'd be hesitant to make with anyone, and I just don't have the same feelings towards you. Please don't burn me alive.
>>50289279But I love the moon bitches!
>>50289319The true moon doesn't seem to follow our conventional understanding, given the air is breathable and there's a whole ass sea with water.
>>50289238Instant marriage
>>50289238>SarielI'm not even sure how a relationship with an "angel of death" would work even
got mamizoui want to reject her cause i dislike big tanuki ballsbut is it wise>
>>50289238>AliceSorry, not into mentally ill women>>50289294>Wanting a racist moonie?Have some self respect
>>50289424*speciestYou two are not even the same species.
>>50289405I like the big tanuki balls on her chest
>>50289436Those are NOT real, she is a shapeshifter.
>>50289273>>50289279Made a tier list for fun, might reformat to be more legible later of if I decide to reposition some hus.ILYBIDKiWW = I like you but I don't know if we'd work.ILYBTASPCTNtBTIA = I like you but there are some practical considerations that need to be TI(?) addressed.
>>50289344Now what?
>>50289344>>50289479OP here. If two anons land on the same 2hu they must settle it in tic tac toe. The one who landed on Byakuren first gets to go first. So >>50289344 you're up.
I got Youmu, said yes, accidentally bumped the keyboard and then this one popped up and the back button was greyed out.So yeah that happened.
>>50289508Sadly it wasn't meant to be.
>>50289424A human like you should be honored to catch the attention of these pure beings. Don't callously throw this chance away just to be a contrarian
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>>50289522>>50289540You're playing a solved game. If you really want to compete for Byakuren boot up AoCF and do the mirror match cowards.
Shut your fucking face nephewfucker.
I feel like marrying the shiki of Ran and the shiki of Yukari's shiki is going to set me up for a life of being bossed around by them, no thanks. I'll let her down gently and give her some catnip or something to make it so she doesn't claw an eye out.>>50289515What site is that?
>>50289540
>>50289558Circle wins if it goes in a corner.
>>50289555You know I have long since forgotten. A jaypee posted the site around...wow 14 years ago according to the screenshot date.
>>50289573Yeah I am a mathemagician. Make that 11 years ago.
>>50289245i will reject any that's not a boy
>>50289558Actually I forfeit. Circle can have Byakuren. I rerolled and got Sakuya. Life is good.
I...probably would marry Seiran. She's a cute hardworker even if she can't cook very well.
>>50289238Sorry, I've rejected the entire cast for my wife. Death match will be held Sunday. Hell in a Cell style. Get your tickets now.
>>50289599> *All of the other 2hus are down and Anon is barely standing*> *Glass shatters* > "BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY IT'S MIMA! MIMA IS BACK!"
>>50289636MY WIFE! AAUGH MY BONES ARE BROKEN!!
>>50289238Mokou, as long as I'm not involved in the whole thing between her and Kaguya (unless it has to do with sex), of course I'd say yes
>>50289599mmmmmmmmmmmm, I got a ticket with mine to watch your show, brother. The card and the workrate better be good and badd ass.>>50289636I thought Shadow Wizard Mima retired from the business after the TH5 PPV and left everything to Marisa after she left her school.
Which 2hu would objectively be the best bride?inb4 ur favorite
>>50289589I wish you and your new wife all good.
>>50289428lunarians are literally just chinks who got fed up with this gay earth and left
>>50289266Bunny bride
>>50289518I refuse to fall for your lunarian propaganda, i like HUMAN women, periot. Go find a bunny human or something
i accept... then cheat on her first chance i get.
>>50289975Ching chongs are not humans, so I am still correct.
>>50289238I definitely reject him.
>>50290126I'll take him in your place, then.
Oh FUUUUUCK
>>50290164haha...ha yeah I a-accept! I'm just slowly gonna walk to this corner
>>50289636Mima with a folding chair, truly gensokyo is not ready for such power.
>>50290164just reject her, she wont even remember anyway, she will just assume you said yes anyway.
>>50289825That's a work, she makes some appearances in some unofficial leagues such as Lost Word just for a quick cash.
You guys do realize most marriages OR rejections to most TouHou would end badly for you?I mean....Most of them are predatory species, if not inconsiderate of mortals.>pulled a Nazrinrare case of me not dying.score. now how do i fit my 1.25 inch girth dick in her 5 in' girth body?
She PROBABLY wouldn't kill me whether or not I accepted so already a win compared to most 2hus.100% accept, even if it means I get lectured 24/7.
>>50289238Mmm... does this marriage scenario assume I'm teleported to her dystopian future, or would we live together in the current year?
Yeah
>>50291123It doesn't matter, she'll still offer you a drink regardless. Would you drink it?
>>50289238I need to study up on literature before I say yes or no. What does she appear in, again?
>>50291161I think it matters because I shouldn't separate her from her friend if she's intended to be someone I care about.>she'll still offer you a drink regardless. Would you drink it?Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
>>50291169SSiB
won't youkais outlive you though? why would they marry you?
>>50291254If your wife doesn't find a way to extend your lifespan through a myriad of potential avenues it just means she didn't actually love you.
>>50291285fair
I don't want her...but rejecting her would probably make her happy and more clingy. How do I stop this.
This is like the worst possible outcome but I feel like rejecting her is a really fucking bad idea Is saying yes and then slowly becoming more and more distant and cold an option?
>>50294962I've got your back, anon. Just accept and donate all the ill-gotten gains to charity so she'll leave on her own. Bonus points if you also try to fix her into an upstanding member of society. It'll go against her nature and seriously drive her away.
I think... I'll be fine
Frog bride instant marry I’ll give her lotsa children and start a happy family
>>50289238I got three catgirls in a row (rin, mike, then Chen)I fucking hate catgirls
>>50295568Lmao
>>50289238Got Renko but rerolled seeing as >>50291123got her first, ended up with Sumireko right after her. Not sure what that's supposed to mean.Either way, yeah I'd accept Sumi's proposal.
Yes! I love Gu! My cute non-verbal cutie!
>>50289947I always said someone who has money and property like Kaguya or Remilia are a good pick.
>>50295756Let's consider the desirable traits in a 2hu bride.1. Has reliable income or enough wealth to render income a moot point.2. Has a permanent residence.3. Is human compatible (doesn't attack humans, either has a human-ish lifespan or can extend your lifespan to match hers).4. Lives somewhere safe and convenient for humans.With that in mind, hus with at least 3 of these qualities maybe include:Reimu (2, 3, 4)Kaguya (1, 2, 3)Sanae (1?, 2, 3)Kogasa (1, 2?, 4)Akyuu (1, 2, 4)Maribel (2, 3 ,4)Renko (2, 3, 4)Kosuzu and Keine get special mention for meeting all four qualifications, making them objectively the best 2hu wives.
>>50295891Renko has a reliable income stream, it's called her parents' bank account.
>>50295891Eirin has 124, and 3 if you get the hourai elixir
>>50295899Right after writing that, I get a different momhu. I suppose I should be thankful.
>>50295899Bamboo Forest of the Lost is not convenient for humans, three of four is good though.Also technically Sumireko has 2, 3 and 4 but she's also in High School so marrying her is probably illegal.
cackling my ass off
>>50296630rerolled (sorry bro) and got a tengu wife, score!
>>50296640Would you accept bro if he was a girl?
>>50296781yes
>>50296781Why is Rinnosuke (girl) more hot to me than some of the 2hu girls? It just doesn't make sense.
>>50297002Because "the 2hu girls" include duds like starfish hair and Zanmu.
>>50295904I would say that in that situation whether or not it's convenient depends on how often you plan on leaving the manor and whether you want people to be able to find you.
>>50298362My primary criteria was independence. There are actually a fair number of "safe" locations with the catch that travel from said location to the human village is either too dangerous or actually impossible (see: senkai) without assistance
until death do us part
