This Friday (May 22nd) we're doing a casual tournament in which the goal is to win three races in a row to become champ. That's it! Surprisingly, no one won last month, but maybe this time for sure??Come join us for your weekly dose of autism!>FREE cracked copy of the game:https://pastebin.com/qZ80WeUN
thanks
Remember da rules:>Triple CrownOpen lobby (any number of racists in principle, but a full lobby would be best. 5 at the minimum for legitimacy.)Standard races, no points systemFirst player to win 3 races IN A ROW is immediately crowned Triple Crown Champ>ALSOThe Triple Crown race will feature a new rule: free use/switch of characters in between races.
Lobby's up!Name: /jp/ 3crown!Pass: shanghai
>>50974492oh yeah, and I forgot to sayRegion: US
So we are waiting until we have 5?
I dunno where VD is, something probably came up on his end. In any case, when do you guys wanna start? We have 5 players, so I think we can start now if we want.
Hi FesterHi AkiDesuYo~Hi Nabana sisHi yoyoDid anything happen last week?I was sick and missed the weeky SkyDrift
Fuck it, we go NOW!>>50974499nothing happened, we just raced
I can't believe I got through that bomb chaos unscathed lol
you guys better stop me in this next one...
>>50974503Everyone stand back, I am about to unleash my yoyo killing device (soap and water)
I think that's three in a row so I guess I win... that was anti-climactic. you guys wanna keep going?
>>50974508or did I not win one of those and I didn't notice?
>>50974508I've had a lot to drink, so I could stand to pass out. Or I could tuff it out a bit I suppose.
>>50974511I know you won those last two. If you won Human Village then yes you won.
>>50974516yeah I think that confirms it, then. seems like everyone's really out of it today, so maybe this one doesn't count
>>50974523No no you won it.Both the predictions about the triple crown came true wwwwwww one never-ending race and one 15 minute tournament
sorry, I left when trying to change characters. oops. anyway, now nabana is hosting the lobby
nabana chan those were some crazy dolls...
>>50974500>nothing happened, we just racedSplendidNow I feel less bad about being sick
sorry guys, I was hogging all the barriers...
Let's take a break for about five minutes.
I will eat dinner and be back in a little while
>>50974557>mfw I landed a sexy bomb snipe on yoyo but it didn't count cause of the barrierbro be blue balling
The race will resume in one minute.
Sleep has overtaken me, GGs racists.I saw that first post with the different image homeboy.
>>50974508>>50974523>>50974528Iirc the rules stated that there must be 5 players at least no? for it to count and be official
>>50974585There was 5...>yoyo>fester>aki>eagle>nabana
Hi i'm new
hi hoe jawley
>>50974579>I saw that first post with the different image homeboy.Oh no, my secret is out, Ive been exposed. I must now leave and never return>>50974595Hi c:
>>50974595Hi new, welcome aboard.
newbie guide:https://pastebin.com/Bw2RB1CQ
Thanks for having me guys, that was fun
>>50974629thanks for racing. feel free to join us anytime
my refusal to learn the optimal shortcut at the end there keeps losing me races :P
yoyoyour stupid ass koishi drain stopped me from switching and using my cradle on Youkai Mt ending shortcut>:(
>>50974642well your dumb gungnir gave the win to nabana for no reason!)^:[
sup FUDGE
>>50974649Hi there, got the lol2fairy combo from double random
wow what a final stretch
goddammit you got so lucky with those random bomb bounces!
huh, couldn't see the shortcut you guys were taking at the end there
>>50974645haha n00bAlso Hi FUDGE
>>50974668hi anon
>>50974667on which track? Underworld City Depths for example has a couple of weird ones that are tricky but important
ggsI couldn't stop yoyo from getting his third straight win, but today's race was still a lot of fun. I was able to give yoyo a taste of his own medicine with Alice, so I'm satisfied.
alright guys, that was fun but I'm gonna go chill out for tonight. see you all later
>>50974697shut up!
>>50974700I'm going to shut you up with my lips
>>50974694it was the skip at the end on heaven that I had trouble seeing
>>50974694That reminds me of nabana's epic win last tourney on that track
>>50974703at the end, after the bridge, there is an elevated grassy area to your right that you can use a cradle or a reverie to jump onto, skipping the long u-turn portionhttps://youtu.be/YC5SNNlnLRU
ah, thanks for showing me!
>>50974719np typically you use a cradle to reach it
that was a great mushroom bounce haha
Those bombs on Bamboo Forest were REALLY close
>>50974742indeed they really were
>>50974742not as close as I was to the corner when I oversteered jej
going to pee for a moment
kurappi's last word is quite a troublemaker now that I get what it does
>>50974767Kurappi stronk
arisu AND seija, that's too cruel random
>>50974767yeah i agree (gets bonked for the third time in a row on Youkai Mt)
Alright Ladies and GentsIm gonna call it hereGGs AkiDesuYo~GGs FUDGEI had a blastBut now I have to sleep
that'll be all for me tonight, GGS anons! great races
>>50974819Have a good rest EagleGGS Fudge
probably one of the closest finishes and races i've had
i may host later, feel free to come
vd doko?
its open, just hop in
hi kai
hi, i guess is going to be just you and me for now
the dolls disappeared just as i was getting close lol
The doll is a gift from me.
that's enough
Hey everynyan, first off I'm really so sorry to have bailed on you at yesterday's races but it's been an eventful past couple of days. Shit like that doesn't slip my mind and I'm finally back home so it's time to report back. Yesterday I got caught up in some whacky shenanigans and I was stranded out in the boonies until this morning lol but guess what, today as I was coming back I got hit with tha news that my JP visa got approved so I will be actually moving there in about a month. Which means June will most likely be my last ever tourney as host, but I had kinda prepared for that scenario. There's certainly worse news to get!!!!!!!Many many thanks to whoever hosted yesterday, and everyone who showed up. Everything will go as planned for June's tourney (count on it) as we will, in classic /jp/ fashion, outdo ourselves and make it an even better event than last edition. I dunno if I will show up tonight but I probably will later on. Right now I'm drinking and enjoying myself before things get hectic with an trans-oceanic move and a tourney to host!!!!!!!! So stay tuned and whoever shows up tonight I hope you have fun
>>50976739Nice, good job on the visa!
>>50976739sup dude! can't say I'm not a little envious that you're gonna get to go live in nippon! also, glad to hear that you're okay and not dying or something. I'm looking forward to June, but don't be a stranger afterwards, you hear? we like having you. now, good luck with the move!
>>50976739>Many many thanks to whoever hosted yesterdayno problem. I'm just glad we had 5 racists
>>50976739Congrats. Hope all goes well for you.