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>mom found the bug out bag
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>>38823979
>oh no my mom bugged out
what the fuck are you worried about?
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>>38823979
list contents
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>>38823991
dragon dildos
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>>38823989
whos gonna get me my tendies!!??
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>>38823979
>Mom found the buried supply cache
>"Anon why is there a blanket and freeze dried chicken tenders in this shoebox?"
>Spaghetti goes flying
>Remember my training
>"S-shall not b-b-be infringed"
>Grab rifle, scream with the power of 500 autistic toddlers, jump out of windows
>Mfw
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>mom washed the cum rag
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>>38823979
>Daughter dug the dick deposit
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>>38823979
So? My mother is completely aware of all my autistic survivalist, gun hoarding tendencies. My dad is a gun nut too. She doesn't personally like firearms, but she says we make her feel safe and that men are supposed to like weapons.
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Work on bugging out of your parent's house first as it is unlikely that society will fail as hard as you have.
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>>38824049
holy shit
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>>38823979
>Mom found my cum in my sisters ass
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>>38824049
Haha I've only dropped out of University twice, failed in the one serious relationship in my life, and have a dead end job.
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>>38824023
This is too real

My mom found my old sheets I forgot to throw away when I moved out and they were stiff as a board
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>>38823979
dumb frogposter
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>>38823979
>Mom found Charlie in the trees
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>>38824049
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>>38824049
There is nothing wrong about living with your parent if you have a job and can take care of yourself. Family is important.
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>>38824023
God bless mum for washing the cum socks and returning them to my dresser drawers
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>>38824162
You're a faggot
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>>38824169
Care to elaborate, nigger?
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>>38824040
Based mom
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>>38824162
Considering the price of getting your own place, this guy has it right.
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>>38823979
18 or older to be here. Your mom's a cunt and so are you.
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>>38824230
>can't afford $500 a month
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>mom found my plane porn
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>>38824252
>rentcuck
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>>38824182
You are a faggoty faggot. A pure faggot among faggots. You are top the top faggot, the only faggot above you is OP.
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>mom found the stengun factory in the garage
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>mom purchased my "bug out bag" as a gift
>turn it into a gun shit bag
>she see's this
>gets another bag for Christmas and tells me I need an actual bug out bag and not to use this one just for guns

I love you mom.
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>>38824283
>complains about being able to afford a place
>lol rent what are you gay
Does mommy at least make good tendies?
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>>38824405
Your mom sounds awesome
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>>38824252
>$500 a month
Yikes, I wouldn’t want to live in your shithole
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>>38824162
An unfortunate reality of our current circumstances. We're reverting to our post-WW2 socioeconomic organizations out of necessity. 'Twas a savage burn nonetheless.
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>>38824252
Nice nigger house you got there.
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My mom actually knows about my survivalistic tendencies and somewhat encourages them.
Knowing how to build stuff, find food, build traps and basic natural medicines are good things to know.
I am borderline survivalist because I gather that knowledge mostly for innawoods and hunting stuff.
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>>38824023
I used to have a towel under my bed which is what I used to cum on daily. My mom would find it every couple of months, wash it, and return it under my bed. I dont even know if she knew what it was. God bless her soul
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>>38824456
>>38824473
Its called not living in a communist state with high af cost of living
>t. Texas boi
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>>38824023
>rubbing a cummed up towel on your dick
>not just keeping a roll of paper towel and garbage can next to your battlestation
Filthy animals
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>>38824503
She knew.
Didn't care.
Normal action shit for humans.
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>>38824503
She knew
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>>38824515
>He doesn't have enough money for paper
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>>38824547
Wait till they have to pay for condoms
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>>38823989
By "bug out bag" he meant "bug chaser bag".
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>>38824568
Are you a fellow bug chaser? :3c
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>>38824515
Not just cumming in your boxers or shorts and changing them the next morning

>Plebs
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>>38824589
The fuck? No, you sick son of a bitch.
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>>38824641
>he doesn't fap naked with socks on
sad
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>>38823979
Who the fuck cares?
What are you some kind of little bitch NEET who has to worship his mothers opinions as if they are Gods Word?
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>>38824703
Where did mommy hurt your feefees?
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>>38824733
>OMGOMGHOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
>muh mommy found my survival bag
What the hell, is your family some kinda bitchass leftist pussies or something?
I got my first shotgun when I was 7.
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>>38824787
Congratulations on the new shotgun
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>>38824162
Honestly at that point they're living with you.
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>>38824162
>living with parents
>taking care of yourself
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>wife found my bug out wife
>asked if the cheap pistol in bag was for her
>I said it depends on if she's slowing me down
>she got a lawyer
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>>38824514
>Texas
To reiterate, yikes, I wouldn’t want to live in your shithole
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>>38823999
>mom found the dragon dildos
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>>38825009
>th..the grapes were sour
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>mom found the ear collection
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>>38824049
Rip op
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>all of you getting mad at OP not realizing that this post is just a meme.
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>>38823979
>Mom found the cum lube while looking for the gun lube
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>>38824049
oof
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>>38825014
>t.35% white
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>>38823979
>mom found my dragon dildo collection
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>predator found the punji pit

FUCK THAT TRAP WAS MY LAST CHANCE
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>>38825119
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>sam hyde found the pony porn

my little nuts are gonna start quakin
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>>38824515
The paper sticks to my dick, wife ended up in the hospital with sepsis once.
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>>38824049
Brutal.
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>>38825189
Shoulda listened to Peterson bucko
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>>38825009
>don't want to live in the best state
Sure thing, enjoy being cucked and having mommy wipe your ass faggot
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>>38825009
>is so used to getting kiked he thinks economic prosperity and a reasonable cost of living is bad
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>>38824162
I just turned 26 and I live with my folks. I have moved out before, but I decided to go back to school and they graciously let me stay at their home while I finish. I have a job and pay for everything I consume or use, but I'm itching to get my own place again. But you're right, humans have evolved to live amongst their family their whole entire lives, so this post WWII ideal of moving out is pretty foreign.
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>>38824023
i had a thin cotton rag i kept in my computer desk, used it for over a year. 365+ teenage loads in that bad boy. Mom found it, and washed it. i knew that she knew what it was. It was never spoken of. Mothers truly are saints.
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>>38825078
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>>38824049
>Not helping your family when SHTF
Its a tactical decision to live with them obv.
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>>38824733
Sauce on this pic?
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>>38824049
Found the wh*te dog who fell for the jewish “independence” meme
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>>38825232
I already live in the best state (California)
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>>38825416
https://mega.nz/#!kPgniAIB!oxQtz1Skvfc2UqsHoufTw23atgj51EIuOVt7bY4VJgg

It's Atago from Kancolle by moisture(chichi)
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>>38824040
omg fucking based
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>>38825440
Why is someone is /K/ saying Cali is good
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>>38825429
>living with boomers into your adulthood is not Jewish
Stormniggers can't even tell whats Jewish and what isn't anymore
Get a job and start a family you wastrel
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>>38825362
>finding a cotton tube filled with a year's worth of your son's jizz
You know she held that with her bare hands, sniffed it, put it in the wash with her panties. Then she gently placed it back in your room, knowing that you would find out and use it again, thinking of her.
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>>38825404
My family is full of useless cunts that are barely aware of what's going on in the world and they hound me about having guns I won't help them at all.
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>>38824049
Oof... that hurts
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>>38824514
$500 a month for rent and $500 a month on ac so you dont die of heatstroke from living in hell
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>>38825514
What are you, weak? Just open a window
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>>38825514
>dry heat
The citizens of Louisiana mock you.
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>>38825599
We have swamps here too, and don't get me started on the gulf coast
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>mom found the bottled nigger
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>>38825531
>100 degrees inside
>open window to let the stale 110 degree air in
Texan education
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>>38825237
This looks more like the room of a highly functioning person with a lot of activities. Yes, there is stuff lying around, but nothing is fithy and can easily be moved around or cleaned up.
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>>38825189
how?
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>>38824514
This.

Currently living on 10 acres for $1 a month in rent for a minimum of 2 years. My wife and I can support ourselves on my shitty wagecuck job, we just needed to buy a water heater and stove.
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>>38825745
The cum gets it wet and it sticks.
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>>38825708
>forgets how insulation works
>calls others uneducated
If you don't have ac in the summer it can easily hut 120-130 inside dumbass
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>>38825822
Wouldn’t know, I can count the days it’s 100+ on one hand
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>>38825809
no, how did she get sepsis from that?
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>>38825128
>>38825503
dumb frogposter
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>>38825895
You say that like you're too much of a pussy to handle hot weather
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>mom found my flesh light suppressor
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>>38825907
Accumulated TP in vagina, and it created an infection.
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>>38826043
wash your dick man jesus
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>>38826043
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>oh sweetie that's a nice camo hat, is it new?
>Yeah it's waffen SS peadot camo
>I like how you're so into history, hun. How's your Nazi gun collection coming along?
My mom fuckin rules
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>>38824089
We're all gonna make it anon.
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>>38826084
We both have high sex drives, I fap, then an hour later she comes home and we start fucking. I personally blame her.
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>>38824259
>later you find your mom's ship porn
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>>38826199
>tfw you incestually recreate battles
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>>38825237
he needs to clean his room. it's sad that he doesn't respect himself enough to do it.
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>living with girlfriend and her weird painkiller addicted hippie mom
>come home to gf and her mom in the kitchen
>her mom is lecturing her about cleaning dildos after every use
>"You don't even need this thing anymore anyway. Anon ought to be giving you some pretty good orgasms. I mean anon could use it too though, I guess. EY ANON EVER TRY THIS THING IN YOUR ASS? A LITTLE BUTTPLAY CAN MAKE SEX WAY MORE INTENSE, YOU SERIOUSLY GOTTA TRY IT, YOU WON'T REGRET IT, MY HUSBAND SURE AS HELL LOVES IT HAHA!"
>mfw
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>>38826137
You better show her appreciation. Good moms are rare and she deserves real affection for being so awesome.
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>>38824466

>post-WW2

Did you mean pre?
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>>38826255
Based
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>>38824252
Where the fuck are you renting? The only time I've ever paid 500 for rent was when I had like 4 roomates
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>>38824162
Kek ok
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>>38824252

>$500
>in 2000+18
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>>38826398
Apartment complexes all over fort worth are about 500-700 monthly
I'm doing 400 with one roommate at the moment
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>>38826043
>Big breakup
>Shouting
>Insults hurled
>Arguments shut down
>Screaming
>Not for ice cream tho that's gay lol
>Throwing stuff at each other
>Something's said to her that shouldn't be said
>She queefs out a soggy paper cannonball
>It arcs high, hits like a sledgehammer
>Neck is shattered
>Pride even moreso
>Face is sat on
>A second queef splatters everything above the neck and leaves a hole in the floor
>Last thing seen is a vagina that looks like the dirtiest, most depsised corner of an inner city mall
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>>38824049
Noice
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>>38826636
This is why you don't date roasties and skanks
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>>38824023
My teenage years in a nutshell.

And my 20s. I'm 27 and whenever I go back to my parents place over leave (armyfag) the same thing happens

What a gal
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>>38824252
shit, I pay $650 a month. TO MY MOTHER. Gets me a garage spot. I buy my own food, drink, everything. I do get cable and internet, but its not like I choose the TV package.
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>found an IED inside my gf's pussy instead of an IUD
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>>38824040
How many siblings do you have, because if your father did not breed her like a fucking prize horse, he has made a mistake
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>>38826834
I'd say most 4channers are only children
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>>38824049
Put me in the screenshot. I even have a cute yuru.
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>>38826834
>if your father did not breed her like a fucking prize horse, he has made a mistake
And anon should pick up the slack.
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>>38824049
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>Mom found the cylinder of living human flesh
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>>38824049
Fuck you senpai at least I'm trying where as society has kinda given up.
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>>38824879
I giggled
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>>38823979
My mom found my cap n ball revolver, picked it up, cocked it (accidentally put it on half cock) and tryed to pull the trigger. I’m convinced that boomers go through life thinking they live in an 80’s movie where there the protagonist.
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>>38824162
This right here.
>wanting to give money to some jew
>not living in a family home where your parents grew up, you grew up and your kids will grow up
>not having a paid off property and laughing at mortgage cucks
>not taking care of elderly parents as they took care of you
Only people with shitty parents think this is OK. The idea of leaving home is a 1900s meme to increase the work force in the city. If you support leaving parents you've fallen for Jewish subversion.
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>Mom cleaning my room
>Gets real close to my piss bottle drawer
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>>38825468
>/K/

Howdy, newfriend
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>>38827670
there might be a crumb under his shift key, give the man a break
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>>38827118
Feel that
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>>38823989
Normies might see a bag full of guns and/or gear and assume he's planning a shooting spree.
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>>38826043
Dude. If you’re making the sex with your wife, you don’t need to be fapping at your computer. Have your wife do it for you. Jeeze.
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>>38824049
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>>38825514
>laughs in heat stroke
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>order a Podavach speedloader
>have it sent to my parent's house since my mom doesn't work anymore
>a few weeks later, get an angry text from my dad
>"Are you having guns shipped to our house?!"
>lolno
>head pick it up
>outside of the package says something like "USED BY SPECIAL FORCES"
>have to explain that it's literally a wooden board with a magnet on it
>mom asks my why I'm so into weapons and stuff
>tell her she could never understand since she's a woman
>she shuts up after that
>tfw I'm progun as fuck but my whole family are liberal public school teachers
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>>38824049
s c r e e n s h o t
p l e z
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>>38824162
only true if you're Mexican.
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>>38824252
heh so this is the power of flyover states...not bad
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>>38824162
>dad is dead
>mom has cancer
>I have actually no money
I hate the very concept of still being here and being 21.
But its much better than the trap houses I spent the last 3 years living in.
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>>38824049
Oh Fuck
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>>38825707
>mom found my inflation porn stash
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>mom found the magazine rebuild kits
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>>38828477

>nis mom doesn't buy him magazines a 100 at a time
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>>38824023
Mother knows that I choke the chicken regularly (sound) and asks therapist what she should do, therapist says that it's normal and shouldn't worry about it.
Haven't been confronted yet.
I knew all of this because of my autistic ability to eavesdrop on people easily.
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>>38824049
Holy shit
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>>38824089
Most people don't have the guts to go back twice, keep at it and you can drop out a third time
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>>38825907
If he isn't shitposting then it was probably toxic shock syndrome usually caused by staph

Classic ways people get it are forgetting about paper they pack in their nose or forgetting about tampons
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>>38824049
Spot the boomer
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>be me
>live in garage
>poorfag as fuck
>also former neet
>fap socks strewn about alongside chicken tendie plates
>rifles strewn about too if theyre not on my bed sleeping with me
>heavy rain today
>landlord (a mom of a guy I know) thankfully moved all my stuff out of the way
>oh dear god she mustve seen the fap socks and sks
>someone picked up my fap socks most likely

true story
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>mom found the 3-D printed recievers
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>>38824252
>$500

Try $1000/mo for the shittiest, rattiest, oldest apartment in town, you absolute god damned fucking moron. You mentally stunted retard. You marigold sniffing, cum guzzling pansy.

You're like those boomers that laugh at millennial who complain about the price of post secondary education, and say "Hah, just get a summer job you fucking loser." because they think that everything is still on easymode like it was when they were our age.
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>>38824544
Uh... Hey, mom.
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>>38824023
Had an humongous cunt of a roommate junior year of college, and I stole all the shit he left when we made him leave. Had a full-sized towel cumrag and lived like a king until my parents came to move me out and found it. Also stole a rice cooker from him but I haven’t cum in it yet.
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>>38823979
OP is a faggot because they still live with mum
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>>38824405
>based mum
Dang anon, consider me jelly
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>>38828729
depends where you're at. im in the midwest and $500/month is a fairly nice 1bed1bath.
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>>38828729
Try moving to an affordable area, you mongoloid.
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>>38824049
>Its bad to live with your family
>Hate your parents, goy
based
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>>38828902
>just move to a different state lol
with what money, and how do I get a job when I get there?
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>>38828877
You enjoy that.

>>38828902
>Lol just fucking move

It's Canada. The only affordable place is Newfoundland, literally the farthest place away from where I am right now while still being in Canada. To actually save enough money to move somewhere is a huge endeavor. I can save for college, or I can save to move somewhere.
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>>38828346
>Inflation
>Not BBW
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>>38824141
did you show her your willie petes?
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>>38828928
You can afford to live where you do now, right? Budget, save, skimp, plan and move. It's not rocket science. No one said it was easy if you start in a place that costs an arm and a leg, but 1. you should have fucking considered that when you moved THERE and 2. Imagine how much you'll save by not paying >$1000 a month for rent.
>>38828935
>FUCKING LEAF
Try moving to the Yukon territory or get the fuck out of Mapleland. Alaska is a lateral move for you, and the government will pay you to live there. Failing that, convince the government that you're actually a refugee from Vietnam and enjoy free monies and immunity. Either way, enjoy.
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>>38824049
delet this
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>>38828833
>yet
you know what you must do
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>>38826803
Don’t go for green card sluts, everyone knows this
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>>38824252
He can buy a gun a month and all the ammo he can fit in his transformers backpack and live rent free.
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>mom found the poop socks
>dad found the piss bottles
>sister found the penis
>dog found the peanut butter
>penis found the sister
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>>38828877
Even in many cities in the Midwest that is hard to find.

Housing is becoming expensive as fuck almost everywhere now. I left the Midwest early this year and the rental prices were going way up for anything that didn't look like a former meth cookout. The coastal cities are reaching critical mass though, as houses are becoming unaffordable and the resulting homelessness is creating new health problems.
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>>38825187
YEAH
YEEEEAAAAH
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>>38829282
RENTAL is going up. Mortgages are at a healthy middle ground with no bad loans. Buy a house, chump. First time buyers can get down payment assistence. Check them USDA loans if yo wanna live inna woods, fixed rate mortgage with no down payment for rural communities.
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>>38827717
She's not home all the time, a man has needs.
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>>38828914
No but seriously move the fuck out of your parents house you /pol/ loving NEET

>>38826803
https://youtu.be/Ha_VaFiO1oc
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>>38829351
Houses in the Midwest are a shitload investment, they're cheap but they don't appreciate for shit. If you were in any other market you would realize we're on the tail end of a bubble but the Midwest is completely stagnant so you don't appreciate this
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>>38829206
>the poop sock
This takes me back
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>>38829365
Dont worry about appreciation, it still out paces inflation even in "stagnant" markets. Besides, buy once and cry once. Buy the house you love and be done with it. The equity alone will let you trade up later in life. Rentals are a pit you throw money into, even a POOR investment is better than lighting your money on fire.
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>>38824162
>ywn grow up in the house your great grandpappy built
>ywn feel a connection with your land and community that grows with you for life
>ywn grow to call it YOUR home as you take on family responsibilities
>ywn start your own family in those walls
>ywn give your children the security and communal love that you grew up on
>ywn care for your aging parents as they recount daily how proud they are of the man you've become
>ywn bury them lovingly in the family plot, knowing you'll join them someday
>ywn pass that torch
Should I build a house /k/?
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>>38824252
>spend $500/mo on rent to live near dindus and other cretins, risking your life
>spend $1200+/mo to live in a first world country area
Take heed /k/, don't live in a fucking city,
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>>38829392
There's an easy way to do this that sounds like a dumb fucking meme. Buy the land, lay your foundation, connect to power, lay your plumbing, and connect a prefab to it. Build your home slowly with modularity. When you have a livable home, sell the trailer and use the money to expand. Go all Winchester house on that shit.
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>>38829357
I'll be living with my parents to save up for a house, kike
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>>38828567
You must be 18 to post here.
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>>38829441
And when do you expect to buy?
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>>38829460
Tell that to every porn site in existence.
I know the etiquette.
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>>38829494
When I find myself a house to buy that looks good or if I'm able to - build. The housing market is very expensive. My parents themselves are already working towards selling the house we're living in now to move and build their own house. I'm confident in the housing bubble popping, giving leverage.
>/pol/
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>38829430
>spend 600/mo on a mortgage
>spend 250 on insurance/appliance warranties
>live innawoods with a range in my backyard.
Take heed /k/, dont live in the fucking burbs.
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>>38829507
Just out of curiosity because nonnumbers have been mentioned, whats an expensive house to you?
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>>38829507
Automatically responding with kike and goy is suggestive of being "educated" by /pol/
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>>38824049
Make no mistake /k/, I come here because I like weapons and not moral goodness. I'll leech if it pays.
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>>38829537
>inb4 heh that's not expensive poorfag xd
$250,000+, I'm starting to save.
>>38829577
That's retarded
>>>/pol/
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>>38824049
I feel personally attacked
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>>38825429
>too autistic to be independent
>hur dur if i cnt do it, it must be jewish
Youre the reason gun rights shouldnt be given to white mutts
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>>38824162
this

literally nothing wrong with it
>>save money
>>preserve the family unit
>>house gets passed down to you in which it will already be paid off

If you want to pay rent to some dude that's fine but you can't ignore the economic benefits of home. I love my parents, plus they don't bother me about my funs
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>>38829601
>dumb nigger thinks we're talking about his DSL when we say he's like an ape
>he doesnt know the difference between monkies and great apes
Go shake your ass elsewhere, you babboon.
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>>38829314
YOURE GONNA SHOOT HOT CUUUM
EVERYWHEREEE
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>>38829702
You'd coom all over her!
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>>38823989
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>>38824049
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>>38824049
put me in the r/4chan screenshot
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>>38824049
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>>38828477
>>38829596
dumb frogposter
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>>38829391
This. Looked around near work and everything in my price range would have me moving as soon as I have more than one kid.
Found a house that I love way out of town (USDA ftw) and bought it 2 years ago. 5 bedroom, 3 full bath, sizable yard, bigass galley kitchen. $124,800, well under my $150,000 budget. 35 minute drive from work but I'm literally getting three times as much house than I would have in suburbia/city.
Appreciation is slow here but I plan on raising a family and dying in this house so fuck it. It was built in 1907 with all that old growth timber, no sign of termites or previous treatments. It will outlast me and probably even my grandchildren.
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>>38824298
>drawn by someone who has never seen an AK before or understands how rifle sights work.
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>>38824515
>>38824108
>>38824166
>>38825362
>>38824641
Y'all are stupid

>Not just cumming out the window
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>>38825119
damn
t.gunspic
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>>38825094
But you, YOU...you are the wise and clever anon. No fooling THIS guy, no sir! He walks down the street and all the film-flam artists say “whoa, I had best steer clear of him and peddle my shenanigans to those less sharp of wit, lest I be cut to ribbons by his witty rebuffs.”
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>>38827100
Dubs of truth
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>>38828935
Lol nl sucks dont come here
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>>38826333
yes
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>>38826803
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>>38824049
Witnessed
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>>38824879
Underrated post
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>>38824787
How new are you?
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>>38825189
Uh shower retard
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>>38826255
she has a point
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>mom finds bug out bag
>Hey sweetie I put your bag in your room for you, dinner in 10! We have chicken BBQ!
Fuck I love my mommy
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>>38824141
The m2 flamethrower has the small trigger on the front handle, valve handle is in the rear
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>>38824049
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>>38831431
>Not just cumming on the underside of your blanket and sleeping in your own jizz
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>>38825501
you are a degenerate
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>>38829502
mods, we got a live one
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>>38829601
Those images are silly. I mean, ‘white’ is just a derivative of Africans. We’re all humans with a small bit of evolution and selective pressures between each other. Relatively nothing compared to the difference between any one of us (black or white) and a chimpanzee.

Judging on anything morphological or race related is dumb. You can, however, judge cultures and practices.
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>>38831390
Pretty sure its the shad, so yeah
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>>38824049
An intact family unit isn't what I'd consider a societal failure, unless it's a demand of society today that families fai-

Holy shit, that's bad.
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>Sister slurped the soggy grenade sump
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>>38832613
I bet you learned that in anthropology 1101 from your trans professor.
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>>38824049

Goddamn
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>>38823989
>oh no I was buggered by my mom
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>>38831525
me tu stoopid to understnd u yoos big words that me no get.
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>>38825011
>get bf
>visit him because long distance, helping him to not becomee a filthy degenerate neet
>playing vidya, his parents are gone
>he shows me a text from his mother
>it reads, "Put your toys away, we'll be home in ten minutes!"
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>>38824049
this wasnt even that much of a zinger why are so many people replying to it
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>>38832825
Nope. I learned it through getting my MS Biology in Texas from a bunch of highly conservative old dude professors who shoot USPSA etc. for whatever that's worth.

If it was a professor anything like what you're describing they wouldn't say cultures could be criticized.. they'd say some cultures just need "more understanding" and we need to be enriched by them.
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>>38833240
>I learned this in University so it must be true
We have ourselves a (((scholar))) ladies and gents
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>>38831525
Imagine being this much of a nerd
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>>38833288
>OOA isn't true because it hurts my feelings

cuck
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>>38833288

Genetics don't lie.

I mean, what are you trying to argue? What's your position? That African humans and Caucasian humans evolved independently of each other?

Also, where do you learn what you know if it wasn't a university? This "schools r just misinformation institutions" meme is basically just a way for GED kids to make themselves feel better about themselves. Yes, friend, those grapes are sour. You're right, it's okay. Shhh shh now.
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>>38824040
>mom is so antigun my dad hid like 10 rifles in an old TV box under packing paper and had 3 handguns in cases mixed in with his power drills
>my dumbass leave my rifle out when I go to hang with a friend
>she comes home
>fugg
>buy an actual gun safe... for the gun. uh... yeah "the" gun
>dad piles all his rifles into the gun safe
>his dumbass forgets to lock it
>mom being a woman, pokes around
>turns the handle
>4 nuggets, an AR, and some .22s spill out onto the garage floor
>dad pissed as fuck that they could have been damaged
>mom never brings up guns again
and thats how we became a gun owning houshold
>the pistols are still with the power tools
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>>38824040
/k/omfy
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>>38828963
>move somewhere where the highest salary in the town is the manager at walmart
>so you can get your 3-500 rent with friendly meth addicted neighbors instead of niggers.
>and have no job, because there is no local economy
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>>38824049
Jesus hahahaha
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>>38829392
>mfw there is a family home somewhere in wisconsin my great great grandfather built with his bare hands
>tfw they sold it 40 years before I was even born
>tfw someone else lives there
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>>38825479
>>38829601
The move out when you turn 18 shit is Jewish and entirely unprecedented in most of human history. It is entirely unsustainable economically without post war like conditions which we will most likely never see again.
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>>38833325
I'm just really surprised you, as a biology student, don't understand the speciation of humans. Europeans aren't originated in Africa, Rabbi. Keep preaching it though. Ignorant normies are stupid enough to believe you.
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>>38833389
based dad

>>38833477
there are places that aren't the coastal cities that have local economies with normal suburbs rather than heroin/meth dens
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Honestly this. I'm a travelling worker so I'm rarely ever "home" why should I buy a house just to have it sit unmaintained for almost a year on end just so that when I do go back I'm tasked with patching up a neglected overgrown property? Plus I'm a huge /ck/ fag and I like to collaborate with my mother on complex dishes.
Also also leaving my small arsenal in an abandoned house or with some "roommate" 10 months of the year is fucking irresponsible. That and my aging father needs me to return from time to time to help him with larger projects.
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>dad found the tortoise bomb
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>sell rifle cause I need the money
>GF says I can borrow one of hers until I buy another one
Some women are just perfect /k/
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>>38834701
>having a gf who wouldn't let you borrow money instead of making you sell guns
How does Tyrone's ejaculate taste?
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>>38834737
Nah she offered. She even offered to pay for my college tuition too. Stay jealous incel.
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>>38834737

Is it a tough life having to protect your racial and sexual insecurities upon others? Because this is about the most non-sequiter forced cuck projection I have ever seen.

It doesn't even make sense, it's almost seems like you've been edging yourself looking for someone to blow your projection on.
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>>38824049
oh fuck lol
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>>38834737
I was going to say something but 817 put that way better than I ever could.
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>>38824252
>>>38824283 >>38824456 >>38824473 >>38826398 >>38826417 >>38826788 >>38828303 >>38828729 >>38829026 >>38829430

Different anon. I pay $520 for a 925 square foot apartment in a white part of Chattanooga, 5 minutes from downtown. If I wanted something more upscale for a single bedroom apartment, the most I'd pay in this glorious city is $900.
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>>38835806
>35% black
Ouch
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>>38831431
The window is for going, not cumming. Jizz in the shower or a tissue you degenerates.
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>>38835844
All the niggers are over the river. East TN is the whitest part of South so I'm counting my blessings.
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Austin TX, 1,000 a month to rent a 1bdrm 900sqft apartment in this city. Kill me.
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>>38835806
>I pay $520 for a 925 square foot apartment in a white part of Chattanooga

Jesus fucking christ. Why the fuck can't I find an apartment like that? Everything comparable to that around me starts at $900
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>>38828204
>>order a Podavach speedloader

Fucking why. Get a goddamn Strip-Lula and be done with it.
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>>38824023
>>38824108
>>38824166
>>38824503
>>38825362
>>38826731
why don't you chucklefucks just do your own laundry?
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>>38835636
nigger lover
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>>38824023
>>38824515

>Be me in a uni dorm
>complete operation jerkoff- a complete success
>discharge my weapon into toilet paper
>bigger load than usual because cutting my JOs to once a week
>walk out of room to toilet to flush paper away
>girl stops me and starts talking to me
>start to feel cum soak through paper in my hands
>think she notices the paper
>oh shit think fast
>start sniffing and rubbing the damp paper across my nose pretending to have a cold
>tell her I’ve got a cold and got to go
>she replies “oh yeah I think a few people have it right now”
>she goes
>go to toilet, flush paper and wash cum off my face
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>>38825362

She probably told all her friends about it and asked other mothers with teenage sons how to deal with it years before you hit ten
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>>38825189

>try anal sex with gf condomless because wanted to cum in her ass
>experience itchiness burning sensation on dick muzzle for a few days after. Also notice I’m pissing slightly differently
>clears up
>one week later, taking piss
>notice something hanging out of dick hole
>get tweezer and very carefully pull it out
>it’s a jalapeño seed
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>>38836170
you think that would get me enough gbp for TWO plates of tendies!?!?!
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>>38824023
Anon, I...
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>>38828729
>$825 for a 1 bed, 1 bath in a nice community close to everything in eastern PA; $925 for 2 bed, 1 bath that's 50% larger.

That's artificially inflated by ~$200 because Berks county tax property tax rates are ~2.5 times higher than the average of PA, which gets passed on to renters.
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>>38836257
IMPROVISE
ADAPT
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>>38824049
STOP, STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
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>>38824491
Nice
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>>38824049
This, I left home at 17 and haven’t looked back since.
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>>38824049
put me on the lxeddit screenccap senpai
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>>38824089
Lol
I respect the second attempt. Go do uni in China. Free Chinese government scholarship, free degree and 2 years of Chinese language training. That or kys.
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>>38824023
>having a cumrag
>not just jizzing into tissues
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>>38829439
That is similar to what my family did. Bought the land, set up water (to cistern tanks), lay foundation and plumbing, and raise a steel frame and roof, let it stay still for a few months before more funds are acquired, and then start putting in exterior walls, electrical conduit, a sink and a bathroom. Give zero shits about electricity, lay cots for bedding, a camping stove in the kitchen, and a spare shower curtain for a bathroom door. Build up the interior walls, put in windows, and an el cheapo solar power system to power four lights and a cellphone charger. Tidy up everything with some time, upgrade the solar power because fuck paying 10k for an electrical hookup, put in a tile floor, renew the wall materials to something better.
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>>38824049
The articulated barbs of this sentence cut me deep. I feel personally attacked
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>>38832994
Sheeple that follow the herd
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>>38838015
OVERCUM
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>>38829523
You're not counting property tax.
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>>38832994
i think either samefagging or maybe samefagging.
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>>38823979
>mom found the recreational nuke
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>>38824049
fuck off jordan
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>>38824049
I guess I'll just go get the ice packs.
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>tfw neighborhood I grew up in got infested with MS-13 wetbacks
>tfw parents also divorced
>tfw had to give up the house
>tfw still living in an apartment with my mom
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>mom rarely ever enters my room
>makes my bed
>cleans up some empty bottles
>hope to fuck she didn't see the designated period sex towel under my bed
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>>38829601
>calling chimpanzees monkeys
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>>38836257
nice to see I'm not the only one who did this
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>>38824049
>leaving a perfectly fine house in which you are the actual owner
>to pay a goyrent for some retarded boomer whomst is the reason people like us don't have wives and children
>to live in a tiny overpriced shithole in which you can't do anything without his consent

There is only ONE place in the world where people think like this: United States of Israel
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>>38840233
>you are the actual owner of your parents house
>not buying your own house
Lmao, dumb zoomer.
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>>38832523
I used to do this and I would have a few friends over. I would sit in my computer chair while they sat on my bedding oblivious to the weeks of dried cum under their asses. Fools!
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Dad found a shirt I used to cum on under my bed. It was white and covered in cumstains. I was shocked to find the stains cut out from the shirt and the next day dad confronted me and showed me how to make a pocket pussy out of a rubber glove, 2 sponges, and a tube sock. He was very understanding.
The shirt looked like this btw
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>>38840253
Convincing your boomer parents to not sell thier mortgageless house in the suburbs or get a reverse mortgage like a fucking idiot boomer is want to do is probably the most sound financial decision anyone could make.

Property is about the only thing that actually keeps up with inflation and has a decent chance of keeping equity. Even if they eventually move into a home, not fucking selling it and renting the place out for $1000 a month per room to college kids for 15 years is a better prospect than burning through X00,000 dollarydoos and all your life savings because fuck your kids they shoulda pulled themselves up by their bootstraps an sheeeit
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>>38824023
>not doing your own laundry
profligates like you belong on a cross
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>>38840330
No U
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>>38840330
well, he's not wrong...




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