For the last month, we have battled tooth and nail to reclaim our rightful place in the Elite bracket. /bant/, /vp/ and /vt/ have all fallen by our hand, and nearly a score more in their own battles. We remain, one of sixteen standing as the Autumn knockouts begin.>what the fuck is this?Our favorite Mongolian Basket-Weaving Forum's homegrown AI vs AI soccer/football/divegrass league, where each board is represented by a team of its favorite memes. /k/ has had a team since the cup's founding in 2011 and has remained in continual operation since.>where the fuck do I watch this?https://pastebin.com/uNMvJSj2>team wikihttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//k/>status report?Our long Autumn campaign finally nears its end. With our trip to Winter locked in, today we face /an/ in the Round of 16, and should we carry the day, we enter the mad dash for the crown on Sunday.>when the fuck are we playing?Home vs. /an/ 16 NOV 1900ZFinal day begins 17 NOV 1700Z, /k/'s presence not guaranteed.Please be advised that due to treaty restrictions on warship tonnage, we have been forced to sell the Bismark for scrap. Today's match will occur in an alternative stadium.
>>62875843Onwards to victory
>>62875843>Home vs. /an/ 16 NOV 1900ZSo, half an hour from now
Let's do this
>>62875872Correct. It seems to get the threads nuked less if they go up closer to game time.
>>62875875Am I mistaken, or did I see the 2nd (closer to gametime) thread *also* get nuked for the last match, after the fact?Are we offtopic nao? huh
what the fuck is “Home vs. /an/“where is /k/.Anyways get your shitty boxed wine and get ass drunk for your shitty, buggy as hell, soccer simulation game. Also this isn’t weapons related retard, you got /v/, you got /vg/, go post it somewhere else.
>>62875879let's keep it on topic. Biathlon target shooting should be done with the athlete's country's military service rifle.
>>62875883>being this new
>>62875879We forgot to start saging after that one, so I suspect it's related.
>>62875887>refusing to elaborate on a shitty off board advertisement post instead of posting it on the proper thread>We wuz old fags and sheeeit da rules don’t apply to us!! We will shit up your boards for free!
>>62875901You are free to>leave>learn>get laughed atchoose wisely
>>62875905It’s unfortunate the janitors refuse to do their job and enforce site rules.But yeah laugh at me, your games shit and you cope with shitty boxed wine or vodka, you just spam this garbage on unrelated boards trying to get more viewers. This is NOT fun to watch if you aren’t shitfaced drunk, it’s boring as shit, and all these>we wuz old fags and sheeeit only exist to boast about shit in the past instead of trying to actively make any contribution to their respective boards.
>>62875923
>>62875932>no response yeah, about what I expected from a “oldfag” who can’t tie his own fucking shoes or do anything useful.Why’re you here to brag and get attention for how long you’ve used this shithole?>m-muh newfagsthe only thing keeping the site alive, choose a fucking lane of “this site is dead waaahhh” or “wahhh there’s so many newfags we’re too lazy to teach” or leave and make your own 8ch.
>>62875943Yo DO know that thanks to this cup, /k/ has its logo, right?
>>62875952>muh cultur wow, that’s crazy, unfortunately lurking for years will never let you know this simple fact, unless you expect niggers to go onto 4search neocities and just spend hours combing through 2011 threads to figure this fact out.There is no “lurking” except to learn that you don’t matter, your posts don’t matter, and that the website is a shithole now.Do you remember da board wipes and the shitty website management response?
>>62875960You seem upset. Have you gotten time in the range? Shot any guns lately?
>>62875960My guy how about you just sit down and watch the sillyness with us? I'd gladly tell you all about this memefest.
>>62875965>Have you gotten time in the rangeNo, and half of this board doesn’t even go to the range so who gives a flying fuck? >shot any guns lately.38 sp revolver, aka the only gun that doesn’t have shitty recoil for a beginner because 9mm semi automatic pistols fucking suck.>lol weakling lol get /fit/ lolProtein isn’t cheap, and /fit/‘s sticky is horribly outdated. Regardless I need a source of income to pursue any hobbies unless I just want to really go broke and have nothing.
Get your war faces on, boys. We're up.
Lets fucking goooo
let's crush those cute furry animals
let's go
>/an/deerbros, we're cooked
The age of the /an/imal is over
Let's get this bread
BRRRRRRRRRRRT
BURP
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
The violence has escalated!
TAKE THAT YOU ANIMAL FUCKING SHITS
Bros...
The Nigger's background image
Can't watch right now, is there somewhere you can watch it later?
>>62876119That one week i didnt check out the game thread, hilarious shit happened.
>>62876123Look at the wiki paige. There is a link to the archive.
fug :DDDD
ebin :DDDDDDDDDDD
fugg
>>62876123>>62876130Archive guy got his shit rocked by the hurricanes and hasn't uploaded in a while, I'll try to scare up a copy
Final day lads!
We did it /k/!
And that is that. We will be going to final day, beginning with /vr/.>victory anthem: https://youtu.be/E0G3s3PYiYsPlease remember to sage your posts for the remainder of the day, I'd like to re-use this thread for tomorrow.
>>62876146just get the link to the youtube video and you can watch it later.
I'd like to call out that Simo's first "shot" was actually just a pass to BRRRT>>62876209nope
>>62876209/pol/ plays today, they pull those VODs because last time they didn't they got a strike that fucked with their ability to stream. Someone will have a rip, I just need to ask around.
>>62876146It’s almost as if you live where hurricanes happen you should expect and prepare for them or move out.
Just a reminder we're back in business in 6h30m
Gentlemen, it is time. The stream is live, and we are the second game of the day. Our opponent is /vr/, a team that has also shocked the world with a meteoric rise of their own this season. Should we fail here, then we mark the end of our season, and begin the preparations for a harsh Winter campaign. But should we pull through the fire once more, then we will face two more games after, to determine exactly where we will land in the top four.None of us expected to be here, but the team has pulled through time and again, and your devotion has remained unwavering through all the trials and triumphs. So join me, dear friends, as we march into battle for one last time.https://youtu.be/wJbOfNboeHI
Let me see your warface!
>>62879980
I missed a chunk of the match, why did we have three halves?
>>62880121Tied at the end of regulation so it goes into extra time.>now it's benuldies
>>62880121We're in the knockouts, if it's a draw in regulation time we go to extra time, if it is still a draw after extra time we go to a penalty shootout
OUR TIME IS NOW
damn what a fucking matchlet's hope that our match isn't so exciting
>Metal Gear BowlIT'S TIME
KIROV REPORTING
Well, if anyone was to score against us...
It's not over yet snake!
Welp.
>doom guy is pissedWhich one of you shot his rabbit
Air defense cuckold really putting in the work, huh.
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO GUYS
bros....
Never saw him coming
oh fuggg :DDDDJust one more pleaaaaaaase
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHH SHID
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Oh man this is getting real sweaty
>>62875952The logo is older than the cup. The only addition was the ball and the low viz shading.
>>62880364Yeah the current iteration in the sticky was made after the cup win in 2012
HOLY FUG :DDDDDDDDD
>Z-team and Simo working togetherThis reminds me of this one hoi4 run I had
>>62880369Not quite. The team that won the cup used a completely different logo and didn't really have any connection with the board. It was just a bunch of common weapons. There was even a logo with a bullet hole as the star.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
Oh my god
holy shit doomguy is fucking lethal
Not even mad
what a match
Yeah this fucking great lads, what a fucking great showing.
RIIIIIIIIIDE NOOOOOOOOOWRIIIIIIIIIDE NOOOOOOOOOWDEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
Glorious.
kinoo
CHEEKI BREEKI
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES SEMI FINAL LADS
>/x/I've seen this before
One down, two to go. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em, boys, it's gonna be a ride.
Holy shit, I need to lie down
bros
Best 4cc game I've ever seen - and it was a /k/ dub.
Hope you brought your silver rounds, it's time.
Ok Semi-finals is now!
I'm ready
Fuck you, /x/. You psycho bitch, we're happy with /out/
Lets see those warfaces
>>62880908
Oh shit, semis are today as well?welp, I'm going in.
FUCK YEAH
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
2-0 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AINT AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS
Most Dangerous Game
>2 goal leadI've seen this three times today
ZERGTRICK
ohhh yeah
BIG NIGGER
YES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GOING TO THE FINAL
Kino.I believe in the CO to take it all the way to the end.Pretty amazing considering /k/ was just in the fetus and now they are in a finals.
>>62881115not just IN a fetus, we looked like ASS in that fetus
Shitposters, Tourists and Airmen of the /k/ Expeditionary ForceYou are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of 4chan are upon you. The memes and prayers of shitposting-loving anons everywhere march with you. In company with our brave allies and brothers-in-arms on other boards, you will bring about the destruction of the political video game war machine, the elimination of tyranny over the oppressed peoples of 4chan, and security for ourselves in a free internet.Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is trained, discord faggots and shitpost hardened. They will fight savagely.But this is the year 2024. Much has happened since the /pol/ vidya triumphs of 2012, 2016 and 2024. The mods have inflicted upon the browns great defeats, in saged threads, 15 minutes to post. Our air defense cuckold has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground.Our home threads have given us a superiority in memes and gore footage of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting shitposters. The tide has turned. The free anons of the world marching together to Victory.I have full confidence in your devotion to duty and skill in divegrass. We will accept nothing less than full Victory.Good Luck. And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty Moot upon this great and noble undertaking.
>>62881118True I forgot that /k/ was the benefactor of a 9333 group. Great work to recover from 2 losses and either have figured out what to do with what you had, or patching up the holes with export in the cup proper.
>>62881147don't capitalize moot you goddamn nigger
>>62881166respect the dishonored dead
>>62881170his name is spelled lowercasepost guns
>>62881178I'm you're huckleberry
I pray for a decisive cup win
>>62881190Yes google returned that speech from reddit pls no bully
Post your favourite vidya guns.
I think I'm late. We gaan?
>>62881373Finale (with us in it) is up after this
this /pol/ - /vm/ game is a nail biterI'd much rather fight /vm/ than /pol/
>>62881373We going to finals, the other semifinal is goin on now so we either seing /pol/ or /vm/ (after the 3rd place match)
>>62881365VANU FUCKING SHITS
>>62881365I want to nominate Forward Assist as a player.
>>62881380>>62881385>>62881386Thanks, understood.
>>62881403Hitler Dood Wut Nao
>>62881365
We're up against /vm/ after the 3rd place match! This btw our first final since fucking 2012!
>>62881414Proud of ya'll
One more game...Whatever happens out there, it has been an honor to be your manager, and to have been a part of this incredible season. Enjoy the 3rd Place shitshow, and then it's time to end this.AVENEXALEA
>>62881432HAIL TO THE /k/UBE
>>62881432I would follow you my shitposter, my /k/aptain, my /k/ing
>>62881432Win or lose the next match, you took the team from zeroes to heroes this autumn and I'm proud that you managed to keep at it despite all the pressure. Now go kick the ball! AVE NEX ALEA
>>62881432Onwards to victory!
I am so fucking glad we don't have to play /pol/
>the dream of a /pol/ - /k/ final is forever deadoh nooo how terrrrible oh nooo
>>62881473What a time to be alive
I love it when /pol/ get exposed for the frauds they are
why do the commentators always try to talk about /k/ adjacent things even when /k/ isn't playingalso, you love to see it
>>62881526We are a totem for some reason
>>62881526We're just that damn lovable.
>>62881526/k/ is one of the primary boards of 4chan
Here we go
SOON
It's time lads, do or die.
Ready for action.
Ave tabula, morituri te salutant.
uhhhh boss you're up, wake up
JODY QUIT FUCKIN START DIVIN
What the fuck is a /vm/
WOOOOOO
NYET MOLOTOV
I'M RUNNING OUT OF IMAGES
NJET MOLOTOV
the hell was that Paul slide
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
awww
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
AWWWWWW YIIIIS!!!
GUNS GUNS GUNS
/k/'s gonna win!
WE ARE /K/CAWW CAWWWE OWN THE FINISH LINEhttps://files.catbox.moe/fcwmyy.mp4
we did it!
Congratulations /k/!Love and cheap ammo from /mlp/
Congratz on winning the babby finale, that was a whole ride the whole cupt. /o/
Grats /k/from /m/
/jp/ here, congrats man xD
/wsg/ here. CONGRATULATIONS, YALL ARE FUCKING BAC/k/
/vst/ here, nice one lads
Congratulations /k/, you did it!
Congrats from /co/. Hope to see you all in the elites.
Well done /k/, congratulations
congratz /k/
o7
Congrats /k/idsLove from /f/
/mlp/ here. Congrats, /k/unts, you did a damn good job.
congrats on the win from /vm/
gz /k/from /r9k/
well donet. /wg/
Congrats /k/from /vt/
congrats from /3/ lads
HOLY FUCK YEEEEEEEE BOYYYYYYYYYY THEY DID IT THANK YOU SIMO AND BRRRRRRRRRRRRT
/vt/ here, good job! Crazy to think our fates were only separated by one epic bicycle kick...
/sp/ tourist hereCongratulations /k/, you were so great!
I love you Nigger
The Argie menace has been defeated. Congrats /k/ and congrats to our CO pulling the strings to get the team all the way to the finals. You deserve all the praise and the 3 month time off to prepare Winter.
Congrats, you guys had a damn good run and deserved that win. Keep up the momentum in winter.>t. /g/entooman
WOOOO
>>62875843/vg/ here. Congratulations to you on winning the Autumn Babby, /k/! And thank you again for stomping /gif/ and saving /vg/'s ass in Summer 18. Congratulations /k/omrades!!
2A enjoyer from /mlp/ congratulating you /k/ommandos on some good fucking games and a surgically executed Final.See you in Winter.
Congratulations /k/
SECOND TO NONE
congratulations /k/, good job /vm/, looking forward to see you in winter
/u/ here, congrats /k/
Congratulations /k/, you got the kill!>t. /cgl/
Paul can finally rest easy...
I remember back on the fetus when I said that I wanted /k/ to win in honor of Paul Harrell, I can't believe that the team that was at 0 points on the final game of said fetus made it. Have a good one lads, you deserve itt. /mlp/
/vr/ management hereCongratulations /k/ and godspeed you sons of bitches. If we had to go down at least it was in a well fought match against the eventual winner
>>62881876
>>62881879No better friend, no worse enemy
>>62881876/k/ truly is a magical place
Congratulations /k/, great match and cup. Always fun seeing you around, nice to see you finally end that dry spell.t. /mlp/
Congratulations, /k/.
Grats on the win from /f/, feels like success has been a long time coming for you fagsenjoy it, you've earned it
>>62881432Way to go /k/ manager. Congratulations!
/vg/ tourist and /sp/ fantasy fraud here- it was my honour to join you guys on this kino run, i wish you all the best in Winter elite cup.
Congratulations from /vm/'s management.ggs wp
based /k/ommandant
>>62881936You played well. Didn't expect your live changes to not make things worse.
congrats from /wsg/!i fully expect you to give everyone hell in winter so dont disappoint
>>62881936your team did great too! Congratulations guys
>>62881946my co was the one who managed today lolbut yeah he did a great job all cup
>>62881879
Congrats /k/ from /mlp/
>>62881936Gg
>>62881969Burn in Hell
>>62881147I feel old for recognizing that.
https://files.catbox.moe/ja5a5o.webm
Rhodesians never die
Fantastic work Lt. Jody, you did the impossible! You can promote yourself to Cpt.Jody now.
>>62882044He said, a full 20 minutes before the Party Cadres finally stopped making LT do buttstuff with ponies
>>62882044I would say he lost his butterbar status.
Congrats from /pw/ See you this winter.
And so it ends. Thanks once again one and all for your continued love and support for the team, and I am glad to have done the boys justice. I will see you all come Winter.
Fuck yes we did it lads, massive congrats to the managers
Congratulations /k/, your prize is 4chan
>>62882418thanks i hate it
>>62876119Fucking Franculo tried to have my Rodinis scrapped.
>>62882183Great work, /k/ manager. Congratulations to /k/ and good luck in Winter!