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Does praying before assaults give your weapons a +70 holy damage boost? Is this the reason for recent front line advancements?
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>>62887935
praying only gives a bonus if you are aligned with the deity, which they aren't
if they were though, they'd get +3 protection for 5 hours, then +1 protection for 5 hours
they're wasting their action for the turn, they should have just spent it cleaning their guns, that'd give -10 malfunction for 10 turns
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>>62887935
It's actually a mind control spell that nerfs the self-preservation score, which is already a dump stat for most Russians.
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>>62887955
>>62887956
You gotta appreciate the grim 40k aesthetic.
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>>62887935
Christianity wins wars.
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>>62887962
Based
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>>62887962
average russian can barely be called religious or even spiritual
if the only reason you're praying is because you wanna magically absolve yourself of the sins you happily committed, you're not being faithful, you're just asking for a get-outta-hell-free-card
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>>62887935
Shit like this is obviously fuel for LARPing holy keyboard crusaders from /pol/ or twitter to go scream "BASED!!!!" at.
What bothers me though is if you actually spend LIKE 2 minutes on Google, you can find out that Ukraine has more practicing Christians than Russia, and significantly less Muslims and atheists than Russia as well.
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>>62887960
Russian's are filthy heretics and atheists mostly
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>>62887968
>die for Israel
That meme has been dispelled for a while. It doesn’t even make sense the first time either.
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>>62887985
Ukraine also tolerates more LGBT so it balances out.
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>>62887935
You gain a 12 hour buff that increases the effectiveness of all equipped artifacts by 10%.
>You are given 3500 rubles. Which of these magic items are you buying before being sent to the front?
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>>62887997
The cross and the flag
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Interesting. Atheism is highest in the eastern part of Ukraine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Ukraine
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>>62888002
>living closer to Russia makes you abandon any sort of faith
Grim
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>>62888003
What is this shit then?
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>>62888014
transformers
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>>62887935
>praying to st. lenin and st. stalin
>head of their "church" is a smuggler and kgb agent
If anything they will die in flames, and burn in Hell forever
Doesn't really help that their Chinese uniforms are extra flammable
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>>62888023
>inb4 the jew calls you brown / thirdie
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>>62888014
The art of a zoomie liberal, only one of them could know whatever fag flag that is on the bottom right. Russia has these people too (among other things) but they tend to post this shit online in smaller circles, rather than display it.
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>>62887935
Praying to the Tsar to provide their families with a bag of Cheetos when they get 'acked.
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>>62887962
>Christianity wins wars.
none of these niggers ever held a bible in their hands.

none of these niggers ever attended a church in their adult years.

none of these niggers care that their ""patriarch"" was a well known tobacco tycoon in the 90s.
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>>62887997
Aww dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt
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>>62888023
based, fuck shills
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>>62887988
The guys on the USS Liberty definitely died for Israel. Eat shit paidposter.
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>>62887997
Sharpnel counts as physical damage, right? I'd take the holy water and cross for high defence. If you can stack them, then I might take two crosses, which would leave me with just enough for the accuracy boost.
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>>62887935
Russians are primitive serfs prone to magical thinking.

This also lets their corrupt friends in the 'holy' church con the shit out of them before they march out to die.
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>>62888375
I'd expect more russians have held a quran in their hands than a bible.
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>>62888795
didn't realize Muslim Bobby Hill was a midget too lmao
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>>62887962
And that's why Russia will lose the war and win a conversion away from its current corrupt and cruel state.
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Literally what the fuck do these niggers think they are fighting for?
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>>62887986
Considering how popular 40k is amongst slavics did they get inspiration from it rather than history when planning this grift?
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>>62888813
Ziggers don't think. They just do as they are told
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>>62887986
>>62888814
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>>62887962
Ukraine has higher rates of church attendance than Russia.
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>>62888824
>le everyone is spooky muslim
you kikes really do fear goatfuckers, don't you?
shows how pathetic you are, that even inbred retards make you squeal
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>>62888814
>Emperor stays on the throne requiring thousands of daily sacrifices to keep him alive
Yeah actually it fits
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>>62888848
Not really since the emperor actually has concern for humanity and does real psyops in the warp, from beyond the grave.

Vladdy is probably just jerking it in the bunkers and later he will send his kgb goons out to steal a coffin factory or something.
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>>62887935
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>>62888006
Atheism is correlated with higher standards of living
>>62887986
>>62888795
>nooo they’re using the wrong jew-on-a-stick fanfiction!!!!1 how dare they!
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>>62888956
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>>62887962
Not orthodox one, lmao
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>>62888687
>baby's first green on blue
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>>62887935
Are these not Ukes? All the camo in the pic looks like their pattern
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>>62888956
>higher standards of living
>russia
lol, lmao even
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>>62888870
I think part of the point of 40k is that the people worshipping the emperor do no know if he even is alive anymore. Which is why so many people end up being tempted by something else.
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>>62887962
Good thing Russia has been excommunicated from the Orthodox faith.
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not when your priest is just an internal security officer and agent of Satan.
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>>62887962
>Crusade brown countries
>Centuries later brown people from said countries now flood your own
I love winning
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>>62887962
Literally lost the crusades resulting in most of the balkans being turned into turkish mutt mush.
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>>62889924
Is that the Multipolar Popemobile?
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>>62891940
>Lost
>Comercial prosperity that followed the crusades allowed Europe to fully eclipse the rest of the middle east and eventually even the Ottoman Empire
>After 1457, Christianity became the world religion, going to all the corners of the world while islam remained stuck in the middle east, with only one offspring in Asia.
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>>62888365

wtf they just let them laying there dying until rain stopped and sun came out
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>>62892057
They failed to ever take Jerusalem, and even worse lost a chunk of Europe, which is a failure.
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>>62887962
Post Constantinopole
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>>62888956
>Atheism is correlated with higher standards of living
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>>62892057
Crusades didn't create commercial prosperity in Europe. Bypassing the silk road by sea and flooding the markets with gold and silver from American colonies destroyed the Ottomans economically and birthed European trade empires.
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>>62892647
Jerusalem was a crusader state for hundreds of years
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>>62893030
>russia is both based trad cath and atheist
Yeah
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>>62893051
Yes, and the stability that allowed European kingdoms to order expeditions into literally "we dont know what" only came after the reconquista of Spain from Islam and the marriage of Isabella and Ferdinand
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>>62888956
>Atheism is correlated with higher standards of living
Is that why Russia thriving? Is that why China has the highest standards of living on the planet?
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>>62887962
So Russia's certain to lose. Got it.
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>>62893051
Spain flooding Europe with gold and silver caused such a huge inflationary effect that their economy STILL hasn't recovered. There's a reason Spain is a poor shithole compared to northern Europe. The real trade empires were the dutch, portuguese and english.
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>>62892647
>They failed to ever take Jerusalem
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>>62889985
Thank you brown seether, for your input.
Ahmed is a welfare pit digger in a slum in Frankfurt. Ah well. Once the Boomer Zionists die off, that changes. The youth is pissed.
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>>62887935
Considering that the heating infrastructure they rely on to survive the winter not only started to blow up again, but actively seems to be trying to kill people in the process as soon as they started praying to God again, I think it's probably inflicting them with a curse instead.
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>>62887962
Anon, do you really want us to spend the entire thread talking about their blasphemous Cathedral to the Armed Forces where they depict the communists as holy warriors with Stalin as a saint built out of the melted down weapons of defeated foes again?
Hell, they even built a full recreation of the Reichstag so children can re-enact its storming endlessly which you can watch from the steps of the dark temple of apostasy as it's only a mile or so away from it.
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>>62893245
Russia really thinkgs its taking back Alaska? Their internal propaganda is looney tunes
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>>62887986
You've got to wonder what they hope to achieve with these things.
What sort of purity do they signify?
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>>62894888
Maybe if they shove enough of them up their asshole it will stop their comrades taking their purity
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>>62893051
>Bypassing the silk road by sea and flooding the markets with gold and silver from American colonies
Ocean trade and colonialism are opposite to Christianity.
Chasing profits is Jewish thing (btw profits from glutony sin induced goods of spices).
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please stop superimposing fictional christianity onto real world christianity. you will never be a paladin.
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>>62887975
>average russian can barely be called religious
They don't go to Church, but they all get baptised and respect it. They got insane churches too though. Like half a Kremlin in every city really.
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>>62894888
What does the tourniquet has "tactical" written on it?
Seriously they are importing such basic things, instead producing their own?
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>>62894943
They also make furry cults that worship fucking Gadget from rescue rangers
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>>62894918
>uses zogbot unironically
>moronic take
Checks out
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>>62892647
Gaining the entirety of the new world at the price of a Rump has been power and statelets has been worth it
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>>62894947
Kvadrobers are based. Reject society, become a dog
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>>62894974
Not for long, Russia has decided that furries are a threat to their very existence and are going to crack down on them.

https://www.rt.com/russia/605316-russia-eyes-banning-quadrobics/

They took one look at Paranoia's parody of the Russian Alpha Complex and decided to make it reality.

>Sadness is Mandatory
>Not being Sad is Treason
>Treason is punishable by Death
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>>62892712
The Bongs captured it in 1918 wanting it to become Christian again. The French and US didn't want it given to the Greeks because 'we don't want another war' so it was handed back to the Turks.
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>some of you may die
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>>62894887
>Anglo Sachzi
Why do the propagandists always say anglo saxon? If they mean the US then that's simply wrong. If they mean the UK then I can't see how anyone buys into what they're saying. I can't accept that a large swath of people buy in to the whole "British Royalty are the secret rulers of the world" thing.
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>>62888814
>but there are holes in the Chrism so that it can be sewed on

Doesn't that break the seal and render the entire thing void?
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>>62895149
I think it's just there way of saying "the West", as they really only think about the Anglosphere and ignore everything else.
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>>62895149
Anglo's are the protagonists of world history. The PC. Everybody else is an NPC. The French and Spanish are antagonists. But are not PC. Also I tried to meme the term 'Anglo-SATANS' early on.
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>>62887935
>You're all expendable Russian trash
Amen
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>>62895188
We might as well be devils with the way they talk of us. I wish I could do half the supernatural shit they attribute to us, it would be so cool.
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>>62887935
>Russians Praying Before Assault
Russians Praying During Assault
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>>62895249
Why has he not killed himself yet?
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>>62895265
This was from before it started raining FPV drones in Ukraine, back when it only rained VOGs from commercial quadcopters.

I have this one though.
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>>62895149
>Anglo-Saxon
I think they mean the corporate elite of the US and UK whose massive corporations guide 'Western' policy, I assume it's some kind of hold over of anti-capitalist feeling from Russia's commie days but it's been given a racial slant.
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>>62895289
From vauge memory it dates back to at least the Great game, back when the British Empire was the Superpower and came into conflict with the Russian Empire over its Central Asian expansion which could potentially have threatened the Raj
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>>62895288
>filming the killing of an incapacitated man
It's just not right.
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>>62892712
It's Istanbul now, not Constantinople :)
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>>62895300
>the Great game
Anti Anglo-Saxon would make sense in 19th century Russia, but the UK is now a smaller player, which is why I assume the term now refers to the Anglo-Saxon derived elites and systems of the US and UK, it would be completely retarded to think Britain itself was anything more than just one member of a larger anti-Russian alliance.
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>>62893245
>Russia claiming American soil for it's Ukrainian war propaganda
They should at least finish what they started before moving on to bigger ambitions. Not even Canada gets to have Alaska.
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>>62888983
>intentional false flags are green on blue
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>>62895303
>>filming the killing of an incapacitated man
>It's just not right.
They're documentation garbage removal, nothing more.

But I do understand you. Some of these clips would give even the most jaded of gore appreciators pause. But then I remember what they have done and I catch myself before I start feeling sorry for them.
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>>62888018
I mean their leader is, besides a terrorist and a war criminal, also a smuggler and a KGB cuck
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>>62893030
>>62889828

Well their atheists do have better standards of living, compared to their christians, whom they beat, robbed and killed for generations
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>>62887990
>Raping mobiks is no homo!
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>>62887935
tubby in front should pray for some ozempic
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>>62887990
>institutionalized gay sex is cool tho
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>>62895303
His friends are 100% not coming back for him.
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>>62895265
notice how the propagandists telling you to die for your leaders... aren't dying for your leaders.
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>>62895629
How dare you, think of glorious Stalin!
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>>62888956
Damn, Marxio is in full swing at /k/, probably another of his "why gommunism is gud" got trollflooded at /pol/ so he decided to try look here? Expect him to post his stupid infographic about military intervention by US people from the countries mentioned already debunked.
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>>62889873
They end up tempted because as Guilliman himself pointed out at The Devastation of Baal novel, the Imperium is a shitty place to live in and it should be correct3e, you know it's grim when even a 40k ruler figured this out while russians are doing the exact fucking opposite.
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>>62895473
That shit would literally kill you in war situations. It suppresses hunger with a bunch of side effects. People need to be in shape before going to war.
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>>62895303
Staying in Russia is a 100% guaranteed way to not be starring in your own personal drone film.
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>>62895110
>actually defending furries
state of /k/
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>>62894943
They have fortified church castles? Cause kremlin means fortress retard
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Friendly reminder
>the floor is melted down german WWII tanks
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>>62896820
>Russians name their missiles shit like "satan" and then paint them on the ceiling of their churches
They really are aligned with the anti-christ.
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"Satan" is the NATO designation for the Sarmat missile.
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>>62896820
You can build a monument to glorify your victories (even if they weren't actually victories) that people will admire for thousands of years to come and make your name immortal
Or you can be russian and build something that looks like a super villain base from a (bad and cheap) movie and have people mock you online
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>>62896820
Lord have mercy for the temple of self and idol worship that this cathedral represents. With that said, I see nothing wrong with Russian soldiers praying before battle because the Lord still loves them at an individual level despite the horrors Russia perpetrates and the shallow government puppet the ROC has become. You know its gotten bad when they’re constantly quarreling with the rest of Orthodoxy and in schism with Constantinople over the issue of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church and Kiril’s support for the war
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>w-why is KGB "church" banned??????
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>>62894872
Putin said once that communism and Christianity are similar:
https://www.newsweek.com/putin-says-communism-comes-bible-compares-lenin-saint-781328

Which is not far from truth - the mindset is basically the same.
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>>62888786
>Russians are primitive serfs prone to magical thinking.
This is the main reason why transheviks like lenin and stalin destroyed thousands of century old churches and murdered thousands of popes.
Until they realized that its more profitable to replace the popes with KGB agents.
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>>62896820
This is absolutely how someone inherits an ancient Nazi curse. Were talking Return to Castle Wolfenstein kinds of danger.
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>>62895303
He's alone and already too badly wounded to get back to his comrades on his own. If the drone didn't bomb him again, he'd slowly suffer and die of his wounds over the course of many hours.
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>>62898935
is this how CoD zombies starts?
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>>62897513
Jesus wanted oligarchs to run nation states...?
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>>62895289
>I assume it's some kind of hold over of anti-capitalist feeling from Russia's commie days but it's been given a racial slant.
It was used a lot in the Soviet Union.

>>62895328
>which is why I assume the term now refers to the Anglo-Saxon derived elites and systems of the US and UK
U.S. and U.K. combined basically.

>>62897513
>Putin said once that communism and Christianity are similar
The historian Yuri Slezkine also made analogies. He grew up in the USSR. (He didn't particularly like it, Jewish, left in the 1970s I think.) Self-sacrifice was a big thing with hardships being seen as necessary for the eventual victory and transformation of the world:
https://youtu.be/u79CaEotfwo

Two interesting things about this: how Chinese communism differed, as they didn't have an Abrahamic background... Mao thought the Russians had a strangely metaphysical approach to communism. Which raises the question whether the Chinese approach more consistent with Karl Marx, who was not Christian. The other thing is how communism replaced the non-national Tsarist empire (non-bourgeois, not really capitalist... really pre-capitalist) where the source of overriding identity and loyalty was to something different from the nation-state. God, church, Tsar, etc.
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>>62894974
Abyrvalg!



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