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Its Halloween and you've been tasked with investigating what lays beyond the sealed sections of the Kuznetsov. What do you bring /k/ and how do you go about it?
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>>64464635
We send an anon in alone, wearing a streaming GoPro and an XBox mic,
while a conference-calling vTuber yells what do at him and berates chat simultaneously.
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>>64464661
Damn its like you want him to be killed?
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>>64464661
hell yeah
I'll give him my Hi-Point so he has some protection.
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>>64464635
the brick is all I need
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>>64464743
based brick poster
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>>64464635
As many SADMs as I can carry and hope for the best.
(It won't work, but I can pretend)
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>>64464635
Ok. To survive the chthonian horrors beyond the wards which seal that misbegotten pit I will need several objects. First I require the suit of Lenin, the jar containing Rasputin’s penis, and a thurible for burning pages of the communist manifesto. Donning these relics and swinging the thurible like a flail, I must then proceed to douse myself in vodka and cross the threshold into the nether realm of the Dread Admiral’s below waterline ballast sarcophagus. I will need /k/ to play protective Russian hymns such as Hardbass over my headset. Wish me luck, but do not pray for me. Where I am asked to go, God cannot see, and the Gods of that place do not hear the prayers of men.
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>>64465208
Okay but what are you doing with Rasputin's penis?
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>>64464635
Restart the Gellar field, kill all the Russians with fire
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>>64467592
>Restart the Gellar field
The Gellar field failed from chronic lack of maintenance, I don't think that's something you can just turn off and back on again to get it working.
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>>64467592
The Gellar field device is within the sealed sections of the ship anon...
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>>64470025
>>64469572
>>64467592
so basically Dead Space: 40k, and you get to play a techpriest wandering in a Space Hulk instead of beef spess mureen

Games Workshop, pls
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>>64470025
Job says, turn the Gellar field back on, purge and burn the unclean so that's what we're fucking doin right.
You gotta problem with that, call the space marine union
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use a lighter to melt the plastic bags over the buckshot, BB and garlic combination to create a wax-slug equivalent, use the axe if you're empty and they're close



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