Its Halloween and you've been tasked with investigating what lays beyond the sealed sections of the Kuznetsov. What do you bring /k/ and how do you go about it?
>>64464635We send an anon in alone, wearing a streaming GoPro and an XBox mic,while a conference-calling vTuber yells what do at him and berates chat simultaneously.
>>64464661Damn its like you want him to be killed?
>>64464661hell yeahI'll give him my Hi-Point so he has some protection.
>>64464635the brick is all I need
>>64464743based brick poster
>>64464635As many SADMs as I can carry and hope for the best.(It won't work, but I can pretend)
>>64464635Ok. To survive the chthonian horrors beyond the wards which seal that misbegotten pit I will need several objects. First I require the suit of Lenin, the jar containing Rasputin’s penis, and a thurible for burning pages of the communist manifesto. Donning these relics and swinging the thurible like a flail, I must then proceed to douse myself in vodka and cross the threshold into the nether realm of the Dread Admiral’s below waterline ballast sarcophagus. I will need /k/ to play protective Russian hymns such as Hardbass over my headset. Wish me luck, but do not pray for me. Where I am asked to go, God cannot see, and the Gods of that place do not hear the prayers of men.
>>64465208Okay but what are you doing with Rasputin's penis?
>>64464635Restart the Gellar field, kill all the Russians with fire
>>64467592>Restart the Gellar fieldThe Gellar field failed from chronic lack of maintenance, I don't think that's something you can just turn off and back on again to get it working.
>>64467592The Gellar field device is within the sealed sections of the ship anon...
>>64470025>>64469572>>64467592so basically Dead Space: 40k, and you get to play a techpriest wandering in a Space Hulk instead of beef spess mureenGames Workshop, pls
>>64470025Job says, turn the Gellar field back on, purge and burn the unclean so that's what we're fucking doin right.You gotta problem with that, call the space marine union
use a lighter to melt the plastic bags over the buckshot, BB and garlic combination to create a wax-slug equivalent, use the axe if you're empty and they're close
