Happy Halloween, Gentlemen.>what the fuck is this?Our favorite Mongolian Basket-Weaving Forum's homegrown AI vs AI soccer/football/divegrass league, where each board is represented by a team of its favorite memes. /k/ has had a team since the cup's founding in 2011 and has remained in continual operation since.>where the fuck do I watch this?https://pastebin.com/uNMvJSj2>team wikihttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//k/>status report?Autumn Babby, Group stage, games 2 and 3. We are in a good position, having defeated /wg/ in our opening game last weekend, but we still need one more to be confident.>when the fuck are we playing?Home vs /an/: TODAY @ 1000 PST/1300 EST/1700 GMTAway vs /int/: 2 NOV @ 1340 PST/1640 EST/2140 GMT*Knockouts Weekend: 8-9 NOV if we make it*I think. The DST change is always a shitshow for the Cup.
God dammit I'm stuck at work and won't be able to watch the match. Remind /an/ they have very fuckable deer for me.
Stream going live shortly, we are first game of the day!
>>64465228fancy intro too, time for animal cruelty
>>64465391Play by play for those unable to watch?
>>64465425I'll try.Kickoff now
>>64465425we're still doing intros
Long fucking range blooter from Take it to the Vet, first 10 minutes. 0-1
>>64465446Oof
And a follow-up from >Outdoor Cat, same appraoch. They changed something up, we're improvising now
schlorp fouls! gotta use it, but simo gets blocked on the shot
paul gets a yellow card on a fucking DIVE
Vet scores a-fucking-gain, 0-3WHAT IS OUR GOALIE DOIN!?
>>64465484I have no fucking clue. Their formation is the same it was at deadline, so either they pulled off the most amazing sweet spot slider autism in history, or PES is having the mother of all giggles.
possession is 48-52, shots are 1(1) to 15(11). we are getting shot to shit up here. at halftime
It's so over
any ausfags in here you need to go hold the barrier reef hostage or something, they're on the spot, but we're getting more shots in at least.
This is just a Fabian defense. Sunday will be the counterattack.
doing pixel autism and subbing here's hoping PES cracks open for us
75 minutes and they're playing portugalball out in the midfield
ummm bros...
NEVERMIND VET SCORES A THIRD GOAL SINCE THE SECOND AMENDMENT FORGOT THEIR ARMS AT HOME APPARENTLY
I just tuned in. What the fuck is going on.
>>64465542Sometimes the enemy strikes back at you
0-4 to the animals, do they have deer cheerleaders distracting our /k/ommando's or something?
It's just Weedman's RNG fucking us over. I wouldn't make any conclusions about today's performance based on that. Shit happens.
we need half an hour of extra time to stand a chance
Ngl the last goal was amazing
morally, we won!
>>64465571On every level except the physical, /k/ is victorious.Motherfucker, what in the actual shit was that. Ride-or-die on Sunday it is, then
0-4 final score, 41% to 59%, 4(3) to 19(15). we're still in the cup iirc even with this but fuck me this was not a good start
Look I know this looks bad but Steiner“s counterattack will solve the situation come sunday.
>>64465601
Diagnosis: /an/ ran without Fluid Formation on. That was outside of what had been planned for, and changed things dramatically. Then a sprinkle of PES shenanigans turned a game we should have lost into a fucking massacre.On the bright side, /int/ is an autopilot, so getting blindsided by something like that is off the table, at least.
And with /wg/'s 2-1 victory over /int/, we have our final game math. We have landed on the bad side of a Triple Six Tragedy in the making: should /wg/ defeat /an/ on Sunday, we will be required to win by an even larger margin than them in order to overtake them, barring the slight possibility of an absolute shit stomping forcing /an/ down the ladder. On the other hand, an /an/ win will leave us with the favorable side of a draw against /int/.Smoke 'em if you've got 'em, we're all gonna be stressing the fuck out on Sunday.
>>64465658/tg/ is an autopilot too and they took 3rd in Summer, so
>>64465601Should we actually have a Steiner? Like, we can play it off as the scope brand but still do counterattack memes when we're losing, and we totally have dibs on the real Steiner too.
>>64465836Hush, I need my opiates. but correct, there is nothing mandating autopilots to be bad. Just that if you can crack them open, they're not going to do anything about it.>>64465961A few teams keep a dedicated medal replacement on hand, in case a striker is just not working that game. That would require switching height brackets to get the buffed manlets, but we're in need of a new export anyway, and 15 isn't the header machine 17 was, so we can probably do without the tall as fuck CBs. We'll table that, and in the meantime, anyone have suggestions for who should go to make room?
>>64466093whens the last time we used flammenwerfer? could maybe let them go.
>>64466620I don't want to see flammenwerfer go. He werfs flammens. It'a a shame the format never gets used anymore tho.
Nightly bump. We have a shell of a plan, but it's still going to need fine-tuning, and ideally a second plan just to have something on hand in the event of things getting stupid.
/an/ still pissed about last Autumn's knockouts I see
>>64467851In Soviet /an/, deer fuck you.
For anyone interested, the other half of the backet is playing today. /jp/ and /bant/ have just closed out their group, remaining games today are:>/sci/-/m/>/vst/-/mu/>/co/-/aco/>/vp/-/vg/>/c/-/h/>/gd/-/mlp/
Bump for the night. See you all at the game.