Is your wife/gf ready to defend herself?
da child is naow deff
>>64503255>tfw no gf
>>64503263I mean, better than being dead
Lead contaminated milkies…
fuck yamudda
get some of these and youre good to go
>>64503255Fat.
>>64503255>Is your wife/gfstopped reading right there
>>64503263That one's just plastic, in a real self defense situation everyone gets some hearing loss. Unless you cc with a really good suppressor.
>>64503417>and my lineage dies outProlly for the best.
>>64503446>Unless you cc with a really good suppressor.Which makesnsense, especially if you are attacked in an elevator or sauna.
>>64503255>Is your wife/gf
>>64503255You wouldn't know her She goes to another school
>>64503484fpbp
>>64503255>Is your wife/gf ready to defend herself?shes ex east euro naval sf and did a tour in ukraine as a combat medic so yah but she's no pink haired freak and wears heels and lipstick
>>64503255Euro chicks are like what the fuck is this shit?
>>64503446>tfw that's the main reason you hope to never have to use itI already have mild EEEEEEEE. I don't think I could live with full-on EEEEEEEEE.
>>64503446>That one's just plastic,Or maybe that's just what burger babies look like when their mothers are vegan pink haired freaks
>>64503558https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_NordengripSwedish army trained 342 year old politician who enlisted inn Ukraine's 47th Mechanized Brigade
>>64503255MAWP
>>64503255Yes, she's an expert at hand-to-hand, as you can see.
>>64503576>342 year old
>>64503530I had a girlfriend that went to another school in 6th grade? I didn't really care or have anyone to impress, but occasionally girls would come up to me to check out her story. I wonder if that was just young girls being busy bodys or her talking a lot of shit.
>>64503707They wanted the 11 year old pubescent D.
>>64503747don't write sentences like that from now on
>>64503255>Is your wife/gf ready
>>64503255wife, gf?
>>64503255Yeah, we go shooting together every 3 months or so, she's joined me for a couple of IPSC matches and she shot her first 25 in skeet a few months back. For hand to hand, we do judo twice a week and I've taught her a bit of striking and grappling from other systems. She knows how to take a punch like a champ.
>>64503878
I will die alone and unloved...
>>64503976
>>64503558>>64503682At least the Vampires are fighting for the right side
>>64503971I grew up with a serious crush on this clown chick. I remember hating how few clown women there were in the world, especially since the metaphorical type were well over capacity.
>>64503978Don't bully i'm crying
>>64503976Get your cock hard and give your parents some grandkids anon
>your wife/gf
>>64503403Yeah they love shit on their head, I'm sure they won't fling that right off.
>>64503475Those are enclosed spaces you idiot, why isn't there a self defense IED on the door already, what you just casually go into a new room and don't A.I.S.E.D. it? Like all the time, you go around without even preparing your position?
>>64503707The first one. They're cunts, because their moms was cunts afore 'em and they inherited the cuntiness at the teat. Also that only works in a small two-school town, damn I miss being a kid in the 80s... 16 Candles and St. Elmo's Fire was a documentary.
>>64503576don't let them hide the TRVTH
>>64503255>is you wife/gf
>>64503976Anon I had love. I had a perfect home and family where it was 1950 and she took care of the house and I worked and it was all story book.She died.Your dreams will only shatter your mind and kill you inside.
>>64503576doesn't look a day over 300
>>64503965>She knows how to take a punch like a champ.A-anon? What did you do?
>>64503986why would they want russian blood though? its full of std'd
>>64503255>your wife/gfMein Anon, a sizeable portion of this board fuck deers and ballistics gel, the fuck you mean wife/gf?
>>64503682Still would
>>64504187Shit happens but I don't think it happened to you or you;ve ever had a real marriage to anyone but your larpy depression
>>64504283/k/ is notorious for being the only board that fucks women and reproduces anon. Why is unknown and the subject of invesigation by other boards
>>64503255She has sharp hooves, that'd be enough to stop just about anything we'd encounter (speaking from experience here, don't tell her I forgot to get a bag of corn kek)
just got married this week brosbrought her shootsting once, she wasn't super confident but she retained the basics well and still references them accurately now and then
>>64504328Every board is the board that thinks everyone else here thinks they fuck. Except for the obvious ones.
Women are horrible and retarded subhumans.Ted Bundy had the right idea.
Yeah
>>64504402>Ted Bundyi'm not american so i didn't heard about this guy until much later in life but somehow i knew about 'married with children' guy way prior so now every time i read 'bundy' i think of him roasting women in his shoe shop.
>>64504421
>>64503542How'd you meet her?
>>64504141i had a secret girlfriend in high school in the 80's, i was on cloud 9
>>64503255Less than I’d hope. She never carries a gun anywhere just because I am already. I keep buying pistols in the hopes that she’ll like one of them, but it just keeps making her more angry. I don’t know why, some bullshit about needing to save money with our third on the way or something, she’s probably just on her period.
>>64503659Damn did seagal lose weight?
>>64504423That is Al Bundy, not Ted
>>64503659actual speed restored
>>64503659>karateefags, weebs, and orientalists think that this is fighting
>>64504473Al Bundy was right about women too. If anything, he was more right than Ted
>>64503255>tinnitus at 3 month old
>>64504502Karate is basically useless for anything other that disciprine.
>>64504423Are you me?
>>64504558yes, but taller.
>>64504514True, because most karate that gets taught is sport karate, they ain't training you to defend yourself, but to compete in tournaments, and tournaments have things called rules. There are no rules when your life/B-hole are on the line.
>>64504561>tallerDamn, at least I still have our giant penis.
>>64504563Yes. Karate teaches the chirren disciprine.
>>64503659Yaas, kween. Slaaaay~~
>>64503558would
>>64503976Same
>>64504157Good, I was worried she was age appropriate for me for a second there.
>>64504496Sh-she's fast!
>>64503255>your wife/gfI'd have better luck finding a skinwalker than a single woman in her late 20s here. Everyone I see or talk to is either male, or 20-30 years older than me.
>>64504502>>64504514Nobody takes aikido tier shit like that seriously. Full contact tkd or karate are fine, judo is fine. You'll see all of them showing up in pro MMA and working fine. Muh rules bullshittery applies just as much to any other boxing or kickboxing style, anything worth training is largely focused on use in a ring these days. Muh super secret street fighting styles are almost universally bullshit
>>64504283>he hasn't made himself a wife out of ballistic gelfag
>>64503976Turn gay. Gay men will fuck anybody.
>>64503976>aloneYou're not as alone as you think.
>>64503558>>64503576She can grip my norden anytimeif you know what I mean
>tattoos
>DURR DUH CHILD IS NOW DEAFBeing born from /k/unt genes curses your child with autism, which overshadows deafness any day.He will live with your until he is 40, you will die early, and he will be left alone with your elderly wife while he is sexually curious.
I tried to teach my wife to shoot. It didn’t go well. Women really shouldn’t be trusted with any tools other than a frying pan and a dish washer. Just look what they do at voting booths for fucks sake.
>>64504272I get off on hitting her. Like I told the cops last time our neighbors phoned them, it's all consensual.
>>64504187>Your dreams will only shatter your mind and kill you inside.you don't even know the half of it back in december (?) i had some weird dream while having fever and sleeping for 16 hours straightit felt super realistic, like more so than regular dreams, and it also was like a continuous story playing outa story spanning more than three years of day to day events, with all the vivid details you can imagineit started as if I just woken up the next day and finally getting better from my cold and went day by day into the futurethings happened, new iphones released, new bullshit happening in the world, all that shitand a couple months in I meet a girl in retarded circumstances, we basically fall ass backwards into datingfour months in she moves in with mea year later i propose and we marrythen about two years of life with herfull of events, stuff, lifeand then I wake up with like a gut punchI'm still in the old apartment (we've moved to a larger one halfway through)I'm still alone in the bednothing was real, but I remember everything, every fuckin' small detail, which never happens - usually I forget everything in about 10-30 seconds after waking up, but not hereit took 9+ months for me to lose many of the important finer details from memory, but I still "remember" her warmth in my bed and get fucked up due to its absence every night I go to sleepget on my level
>>64503255Look at those arms jiggle. Are they gonna address that a woman really shouldn't be drawing one handed in most close situations? Any man could grab the gun out of her weak hands.
>>64503446Just use subsonic ammo. It eliminates the crack of the bullet, which makes it quieter.
>>64503255>>wife/gf
>>64506730It also eliminates everything else in the bullet.
>>64506870Such as?
>>64507008Velocity, energy, value, etc.ARs running Subsonics are just PCCs for closet cases and the budget-conscious.
My GFs dad got her a Taurus .38 that she purse carried for months and apparently never shot it. So I just got it out one day and dicked around with it and she was so fucking mad that I shot her gun before her kek
>>64503971>>64503990My mom took me to meet Loonette when I was a kid.
>>64507024I bought an S&W Shield Plus and carried it for 3 months without shooting it.It was kinda fun because I took my no-guns brother-in-law shooting for the first time, and I randomly pulled a gun out of my waistband at the range.
>>64503255>wife/gf
>>64507023Good thing we're talking about pistols, then.
>>64507060Fair. That's on me.
>>64507043Yeah I've got a Taurus .40 in my safe I've had for like 10 years and never shot once, it was just stupid cheap
>>64507062Damn, I was hoping we could bicker more.
Wouldn't know, she left today. I walked to a bridge to jump off, but some random people caught me leaving my hat and jacket on the bridge next to the suicide prevention sign. Now I'm trying to convince myself that I can live without her.
>>64507064>.40I wouldn't bother shooting it either.
>>64503996Im sorry I thought you were anon.
>>64507040did you sniff her clussy?
>>64504328There is a significant correlation between the amount of /k/ users that have been shot in the head and those that are married.
>>64503263I'm pretty sure a little toddler like this could as well die from this.
>>64507686No. They couldn't. You fucking retard.
>>64507646Heh
>>64507158.40 is a perfectly fine round>More power than lolonly9mm>Higher capacity than Fuddy Five
>>64507144Trust me anon, I've been there; it does get easier
