You've been teleported to Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963. Your mission is to prevent the assassination of President John F. Kennedy which will take place in a few hours. You have no idea who the killer is and where they will be firing from. It could be Lee Harvey Oswald in the Texas School Book Depository. It could be the Israelis on the Grassy Knoll. It could be aliens from aliens from Beta Centauri. It could be this fucking turkey that Kennedy pardoned for Thanksgiving less than 72 hours earlier. Any or all of them might be the assassin.Not far from your location is a dead drop with a firearm of your choice, manufactured in 1963 or earlier and enough ammunition to last through any possible firefight.What weapon is it and what strategy will you use to save Kennedy?
>>64550489>WeaponMuh dik>strategyIn the ass
>>64550489>What weapon is it and what strategy will you use to save Kennedy?I get a MG-42 and start firing in the air along his route nonstop. The SS wheel away JFK as quick as possible, avoiding Harvey, I probably get shot myself but I guess it’s worth it to fire a MG-42.
>>64550489>What weapon is it and what strategy will you use to save Kennedy?No weapon. Just tell Kennedy that there's a credible threat of assassination and to reschedule. And if they don't believe you, then I will take a Ruger 10/22 (least likely to cause collateral damage while still being long ranged) and take potshots at him while deliberately missing at the beginning of the motorcade. Then, they are forced to cancel the event and move the president to safety because of my "assassination attempt", thereby thwarting the real assassination attempt.
>>64550554A blank gun would be significantly safer and also perhaps spare you the life sentence you'd certainly receive from using a .22
>>64550510Huehue, yeah
>>64550573Fuck it, just randomly throw some fireworks during the earlier part of the motorcade. They will beat your ass into the ground, but you'll survive, and the event will be cancelled.
>>64550985Glowniggers will beat you to death for running their plans.
>>64550489>>Not far from your location is a dead drop with a firearm of your choice, manufactured in 1963 or earlierM2 4.2 inch mortar>enough ammunition to last through any possible firefight.Bring on the mustard gas
AK47, so I can be seen as a deranged communist (which Oswald only mightve been), making everyone even more anti leftist
Let's save the eldest and third sons, and the fourth son too.
I'm convinced it was Oswald to the point that I'll take a silenced .22lr and wait for him in the shooting room of the book depository.
>>64550554>Just tell Kennedy
>>64550489Sabotage Kennedy's car so he's forced to call off the motorcade, or at least ride in a car with some concealment if not actual cover.
>>64550489First, I'll cover my body in shoe polish and put on one of those silly Indian hats. Next, I'll shit on the street in front of the motorcade. Then I throw poop at the presidential car. My actions will have America permanently hate the jeets and save JFK
But how can /k/ save him from JORDAN MARSH?
>>64550489Post up on Inwood and Lemmon, open up with something automatic and rake all around the limo. This would:A.) Gut check the SS, disrupt the timetable of anyone who was complicit and hopefullyB.) Motivating the uncompromised SS to take Kennedy off the X and send him back to the Airport before he ends up anywhere another spook.C.) There are two clean avenues of fire to cover the president and the SS as they egress to safetyLast order of business, find Eva Grant and make a few phonecalls.Everything posted here is a work of satire and fiction and does not represent the opinions of any persons posting or replying.
I'll take an old Italian Carcano with a scope, get me to an elevated vantage point and I'll stop the killer riding in the limo with him! You all in the new future will see how I saved the President!
>savesWhy? He's another self important surface warfare officer.
>>64550489I’m going to carry out the assassination with an RPK to implicate the Soviets.I’d implicate the Israelis, but sadly, it’s too early in time to use a Galil.
>>64550489I take my 60 cal mg to the airport and shoot LBJ
>>64550489>saveFuck no, I wait at the fucking airport eating popcorn while Lee Harvy Oswald blows Kennedy's brains out, and when the entire corrupt Kennedy administration shows up to board AF1 I roll up in my LAV-25AD and introduce it to my 20mm and stingers, making sure NOBODY walks away alive. Then I use the time machine to kill FDR and Wilson. Congratulations I just fixed 90% of the problems in America.
>>64550554>tell Kennedy
>>64551115>>64553840What do y'all mean?
>>64550489>Stops Lee Harvey Oswald >The Green beret snipers who actually did the assassination shoot JFK anyway
I had this idea once for a Jojo's bizarre adventure part where the Jojo of the story is at Dallas watching the motorcade and it turns out the real killers were CIA stand users. They notice that he's also a standuser and try killing him o algo and the story spirals from there
>>64556163>The "magic bullet" is actually just a result of ZA WARUDO fuckiness
>>64556264No it's because of King Crimson because Kennedy finally figured out how he worked and Araki had to prevent the truth from getting out
>>64556298>Kennedy finally figured out how he workedI consider this less likely than "there was no conspiracy"
>>64556109How the fuck would you "just tell Kennedy" anything?
>>64557438Obviously, you just text him.
>>64557438Tattoo it on Marilyn Monroe's back
>>64552717>Congratulations I just fixed 90% of the problems in America.Grok, is this true?
>>64550489Wait, I was supposed to save him?
>ITT zoomers that don't know that you could stop any event calling in a bomb threat back in the day
>>64563092>back in the day
>>64556163yo this is actually bussin thono cap fr fr
>>64559733Yes. Killing yourself will solve 91%.
>>64567833Source?
>>64569079Your mother.
>>64550985do you think people in the 60's existed in a retard primal state with no intelligence?
>>64550489>It could be aliens from aliens from Beta Centauri>be me>totally prepared for glowie skinnies from Beta Centauri>got me chrono shifter, plasma assault rifle, and axe body spray (it's a banned nerve agent on Beta Centauri) and all>teleport to le grassy knoll>the grey egg-headed bastard is right there>giz him a faceful of Phoenix>"SIDDOWN YA COW-MOLESTIN BASTARD">"DON'T YA DARE TOUCH ME PRESIDENT">he / she / it / xey collapses to the ground squealing>job well done lads>shift arse before the Secret Service arrives>might as well stay for the parade>get some original sugar Coca-Cola>Car Force One goes by>MFW a chestburster explodes from the grassy knoll and facefucks the Presidentfugg
5 No.64559870yes david mason. you where suppose to save me.. eer i mean him yoru suppose to save johnidoit. must be russians. fuck the cubans and isrealshouldnt of said his daughter was fat at the dinner party.Oh well, mistakes where had.
>>64569136What
>>64550510You'll also get a great price at that time in gun history
>>64550554You could still shoot him in the penis
>>64550489>Your mission is to prevent the assassination of President John F. Kennedy which will take place in a few hours.it was a ritual death and that faggot was in on it
>dead drop has a zippo and a tub of zippo juice>go to the bookstore. Yes, THAT bookstore>set it on fire. a good ass fire, like on a pile of books n shit, maybe after beating the lady at the register to death, with a book>the fire will cause a proper emergency reaction which will include canceling or rerouting the the motorcadethats it, and I didn't even need a fucking gun
>>64550489Find any jews in the area and kill them
>>64550489Tell him to install a titanium plate on his skull.
>>64550489Set up a pirate radio station and blare the JFK song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo&pp=ygUIamZrIHNvbmc%3D
>>64552717>not gutting John D. Rockefeller alive to spare us the abhorrence that is American “””””education”””””>not telling the founding fathers to implement an 11th amendment into the bill of rights that imposes term limits on the president and sitting members of congress>>>>>>>not telling Adolf Hitler about a little Jewish boy named George Soros and how the nazis need to scour every sector of Europe to find him so Adolf can personally give him a lethal dose of lead poisoning Closer than most, but no cigar
>>64550489ayyy
> firearm of your choicepicrel> strategythe 17 ton mass of Turkish material is placed evergreen style onto Elm Street, intended to provoke feeligns of awe and confusion
>>64577328Lmao
