Previously on /ak/:>>64559252>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-playerWhat are you thankful for today anons?
>>64565845>What are you thankful for today anons?I am thankful for (you) for baking this bread
Remember to drink a lot
Any anons ever deep fry a turkey?
>>64566110I haven't. I didn't even know that was a thing until I started seeing the fail videos of it.
>>64566110Why did this suddenly become a meme?
>>64566110I've seen a turk's hand get deep fried but never seen a whole turkey get deep fried
I am thankful for RPK-16's love!
>>64566172
>>64566174cutest!
>>64566172Let me translate this.*I am thankful that RPK will not be physically punishing me on Thanksgiving Day so I can actually function properly and for once have a pleasant and painless time with her
>>64566189Not him but no, pain is her love language, if she isn’t hurting him how can she love him?
I am thankful for not having RPK-16's """love""", and not being mentally ill enough to want it.
>>64566155Been hearing about it at least for 20 years. I think it goes back way further than that.
>>64566255The amount of people posting and talking about deep fried turkey has risen significantly this year.
>>64566189>>64566239>>64566247BEATING MEANS LOVING, IF SOMETHING BREAKS THEN IT MEANS SHE CAN REBUILD YOU EVEN BETTER I LOVE RPK-16
guppies on bikes
>>64565845Thank you for your service>>64565902Same
is there a gun girl person thing of L119a2?
>>64565845>What are you thankful for today anons?I am unironically thankful for you faggots, cause there is at least one place I can be where I don't feel like a freak.
>>64566916Why do you feel like a freak elsewhere? What are you? Some kinda freak? Some kinda weirdo?We don't cotton to freaks round these parts, scram weirdo! Before I make you taste the pain!
>>64566110Nah, but this guy I knew did. Third degree burns over 90% of his body.
>>64566916Reminder that it has been 215 days since 4chan came back online. Those couple weeks offline were some dark days...
>>64566951>already been 20 years
>>64565845I am too old and know what a vagina feels like to understand this image.Please explain it to me.
>>64566980if memory serves it didnt even last a full 2 weeksand yeahthat shit suckedmade me VERY sad to lose /ak/ended up scrambling to the eight-chan /ak/ where some of us ended up temporarily
>>64567001auntie M4A1 feeding the Soplings their Thanksgiving meal.
>>64567001it's a thanksgiving mealare you a retarded foreigner or something?
>>64565845>What are you thankful for today anons?I hate you retards a lot of the time but I also don’t want to be without you guys. Thankful that y’all are still around
>>64565845>What are you thankful for today anons?God, for keeping me alive this long, and Serbia.Gonna be eating the shit out of those mashed potatoes >>64567008It was 10 days (April 15th-April 25th) it was down, 10 extremely uneasy days.
>>64567013>>64567020>are you a retarded foreigner or something?No, I literally have no frame of reference for the character in the image.
>>64567217Why do normies think being stupid is a good thing?
>>64567217>>64567001retard
>>64567205>It was 10 days (April 15th-April 25th) it was down, 10 extremely uneasy days.Considering all they did was remove the ability to upload pdfs rather than fix the vulnerability its only a question of when it happens again.
>>64567217FUCKING NORMIE>>64567250Supposedly the guy who did it was a mole or something and it took a few years for him to actually do it, so if it does happen again it'll be a while.
>>64567222>Why do normies think being stupid is a good thing?Because I had sex with multiple women. >>64567226I'm not retarded just ignorant and I'm literally asking to be taught. >>64567277>FUCKING NORMIE I assure you I am anything but, however I am not acquainted with this particular brand of degeneracy.
>>64567321Sex makes you stupid?>I'm not retarded just ignorantIgnorance you could solve by not being retarded indicates you are retarded.
>>64567321it's a REALLY popular game (and a rather old one at this point), espiecally amongst people that like anime and weaponsthe fact that you've never heard of GFL is almost unbelievableyou must be new to /k/ entirely if this is somehow new to you
>>64567321It's characters from a game, and is nowhere near as degenerate as sleeping with multiple women as you claim
>>64567330I'm smart enough to know what words mean>ignorant>adjective>Lacking education or knowledge.>retarded>adjective>(Often Offensive) Affected with impaired intellectual development.I don't wake up every day and thank God that I'm not a cartoon gooning bafoon, but I probably should.FYI>buffoon>noun>A clown; a jester.a court buffoon.>A ludicrous or bumbling person; a fool.I should have know better than to ask a bunch of /a/fags for anything. I hope your completely undeserved sense of superiority for knowing useless things about cartoons and body pillows made by people who think you are racially inferior keeps you warm at night. Lord knows a woman never will.This thread doesn't belong on this board.
>>64567360You are ignorant because you are retarded however. That's the problem.
>>64567001I [...] know what a vagina feels like>>64567321>Because I had sex with multiple women.bro what are you talking about?can't you just ask a question without being such a fuckin' weirdothat would be like me going into a random thread and asking>hey what gun is this? I make way too much money and fuck too many women to know what this is.do you really expect to get an answer like that?surely what you really wanted was a bunch of negative attention from strangers on the internetotherwise you would have just asked, or done the basic research necessary to figure it out on your own>>64567360Jesus Christ dude
>>64567332>GFL>>64567339>It's characters from a gameWell a cryptic answer is better than none, but that looks like man made horrors beyond my comprehension and frankly something I would actively avoid. >sleeping with multiple women as you claimIt was mostly failed attempts at relationship building with toxic or otherwise incompatible women. I learned a lot about myself and a lot about women. So far, none of it has been useful, yet I endure.
>>64567363>can't you just ask a question without being such a fuckin' weirdo I guess I just have a visceral reputation to this stuff that I really can't. It's like seeing 2 men kissing.
it's from Girls Frontline (GFL)now stop detailing the thread already
>>64567392Then what the fuck are you doing here? Did you get lost on you way to /akg/?
>>64567441Literally, the first time, many years ago, yes. Every time stop by to ask WTF this thread is, I get called a newfag normie, so that might explain some of the vitriol. I really do not understand why this thread exists on /k/ instead of being contained on /a/.
>>64567454In the end we do talk more about weapons than anime, GFL not even being anime.
>>64567392I'm genuinely confused why you're not only in this thread, but also this board, and the website as a wholeif you hate anime so much, then what on earth was the point in going to the anime thread and asking about a specific anime thing?good lord mango on a walk or somethingthis can't possibly be a good use of your time>>64567454>vitriolbased on your posts, I can only assume you entered the thread being a weird cunt and got told to fuck off>I really do not understand why this thread exists on /k/the culture and speed of /k/ suits this general far better than /a/ ever could>WTF this thread isit's /a/ + /k//ak/anime weaponstheres not that much more to itit's just an intersection of those two interests
>>64567471GFL has two anime>>64567454gb2faceberg
>>64567487I guess you can call healing and madness chapter two separate animes
>>64567486>hate animeBut I don't. I like old school anime that was just animated action movies like Jin-Rho, Ghost in the Shell Cowboy Bebop, as far as /k/ stuff goes. Akira, Venus Wars and Gundam for sci-fi and Vampire Hunder D, Ninja Scroll and DB for fantasy.I really just don't get the kawai sexualized tween (or younger) anthropomorphic cat/fox/gun girls. Its existence, let alone popularity, is completely baffling to me. I guess it's just part of being an oldfag. Like how my great grandpa felt about coloreds using the same water fountain. As far as /a/ is concerned, that place is absolutely fucked beyond any hope of recovery much like /b/. I haven't even bothered with those place since Obama was in office.
>>64567454>I really do not understand why this thread exists on /k/ instead of being contained on /a/This thread is at a much higher percentage of hasguns than any other thread on the board, with the exception of the prg and patch threads
>>64567555>sees completely unsexualized and fully clothed anime girls at a thanksgiving table>has to come up with this bullshit to defend himselfhope you get well soon!
I for one, think anime girls with guns are cute!
>>64567454>I really do not understand why this thread exists on /k/ instead of being containedBecause 4chan isn't your safespace, faggot
>>64567454newfag
>>64565845I'm thankful for you guys being such a cool bunch of dudes. Happy Thanksgiving, /ak/~!(Some releases soooooon....)
>>64567555genuine mental illness
>>64567454because /a/ reject them since they don't talk about "the hype anime of the month", we used a have a /k/ media thread so we could talk about anime, movies, songs and even games but plebbitard need to have their own safe spaces and now everything must have its own general thread
>>64567454It's a thread for submissive, emasculated feminist faggots who get off to the idea of being weaker than a woman, while also being abused by a woman who either has a gun or represents a gun.
>>64567454>ESL>reddit froggerMany such cases!>>64567773>/a/HIV positive, nogunz board just like /tv/
>>64567834
>>64567844Correction, you haven't even made a reasonable point, you're just retarded
>>64567563>This thread is at a much higher percentage of hasguns than any other thread on the boardWhat is this thing? I've had and used this image for years without knowing.
>>64567697>completely unsexualizedThe very next post, kek>>64567705
>>64567850
>>64567709I guess it's just a faggot space, now.
>>64567864What does that have to do with the OP post that set you off in the first place? It's ok, just admit you were wrong and are a retard.
>>64567715If not being into this female repellent makes me a fag, I have been laboring under some serious misapprehensions about what that word means.
>>64567868
>>64567868>nowDon't act like you were here before last week.
>>64567874If you change your personality because you mistakenly think it will make women like you, yes, you are a fag. Every cringeworthy retarded incel acts like that, and it gets them nowhere. Women like confidence, not a faggot bitch who wastes all his time thinking about what women want.
>>64567555>I really just don't get the kawai sexualized tween (or younger) anthropomorphic cat/fox/gun girls.>>64567755>genuine mental illnessYeah, that checks out, actually. >>64567773Thank you for a reasonable answer. >>64567834That checks out, but why are you here? I'm just a tourist trying to understand this thread I always see in the catalog.>>64567842>redditI've been here (obviously not ITT) longer than you. I thought I quit all social media after the 2016 election, but you really are here forever.
>>64567871It isn't base on that particular OP, it's just the stuff I've seen in here over the years. You don't have to look very hard. I can't say what it is, but it's like the sound of someone chewing or two guys kissing. It just triggers my lizard brain fight or flight response. >>64559628>>64559818>>64559520>>64559431
>>64567896>I've been here longer than you>I thought I quit all social media after the 2016 election>I'm just a tourist>you are here forever.you cant decide on which angle to go with, so you just went with all of thembold move
>>64567875Kek, yeah. Maybe. I was just trying to figure out what the reason for this thread being on /k/ was. Which these guys kindly explained.>>64567773>>64567834I stuck around for the bants.>>64567881I find that casually dismissal goes a long way, actually.>>64567876Bro, I found out about 4chan on a Counter-Strike 1.6 server called>tubgirl.comTop kek.Needless to say, those were some based dudes.Anyway, I'm an oldfag in ever sense of the word.
>>64567959>Anyway, I'm an oldfag in ever sense of the word.Ah I see, so you're just a homosexual boomer, that does explain everything.
>>64567859>this thingYou mean cirno, the strongest of the fairies?Look up touhou.If you meant the fumo2, also look up touhou.
>>64566303It's good, you just have $45 in oil you have to filter and re-use fast once or toss.If you have a family party and need it done, it's legit good.
>>64567697the vintage 2001 black bar nameplate edits from CNN fuckin LOL!
>>64567967Gen X, actually but I wouldn't expect a (cartoon) porn addicted a low T zoomer twink troon to understand the difference. >>64567985Word, sandpie. I'll look into that.You see, this is how you build bridges.>Cirnois a recurring character from theTouhou Projectseries of vertical bullet-hell shoot-'em-upvideo gamesAh so.Well, I see. I'm not exactly sure I understand though, but I guess it wasn't meant for me.
>>64567008>if memory serves it didnt even last a full 2 weeks It sure felt like it though if not longer. It was agonizing >ended up scrambling to the eight-chan /ak/ where some of us ended up temporarilywhat? I didn't know :( I was so lost on where to go after the shutdown. Guess I'll head there next time.
>>64565845
>>64566606No, but it's not out of the question at this point. As GFL1 winds down they've been adding a lot of AR variants (like mk18) and newer service rifles and contenders to service rifles (pic related and stuff like XCR)
This faggot has managed to successfully derail the thread for the entire day. Bravo.
>>64566978Did he try and deep fry it in an oil drum or something anon?
>>64568138>this is how you build bridges.Shame you keep sucking dicks though.
>>64568352God that is some beautiful sag
>>64567371WHY IS THE FOX SCARED OF THE SNAKE?!
>>64568497UOHHHHH! NEW MOTHER PHYSIQUE UOHHHHHHH!
>>64568527>NEW MOTHER PHYSIQUEfirst time hearing that one, sounds hot
>>64568497>>64568536uuuuUUUOOHHHHH HOLY MOLY
>>64568510SNAKES CAN BITE YOU YOWZA!!!
>>64566916Why does she have legs? This feels wrong.
>>64568409Probably put it in while still frozen or partially frozen.Makes the oil spray, that's how the fireballs happen>>64568580WutMakas always had legs. Unless there was something in the manga that happens, never read it.
>>64568476Shame you can keep the gay thoughts away despite being surrounded by 2D titties.
>>64568618This is why you are lonely. What weapons system best suited to deal with this type of degeneracy?I'm thinking the crucifix or maybe the Judas cradle.
>>64568618You and the anon who made NSFW ostwind art via ai are gigabased. Speaking of which I demand that anon to generate more.
Lotta airing of grievances for a Thanksgiving thread
Peppermint Patty is perfect bros
>>64568837It's literally just one guy
>>64568699She looks just like everyone's favorite legless runner.
>>64568841>jannies!Jannies>JANNIES!!!!>OFF TOPIC POSTJk, I'm not a homofag.Honestly, this is the mentality. She is the type of woman who hasn't been tooooo artificially inflated about what a slay queen she is and has developed a reasonable sense of self. Unfortunately, she might get fat, but that's the price you pay.Genuinely wife material.
>>64568711>Shame you can keep the gay thoughts awayAre you that disappointed that you're the only fag here?
>>64568905>she might get fatHope Charlie Brown is an architect
>>64568919Is that a projector on her (perceptibly underage), face?>Inb4 she's 45,000 years old, she just takes the form of a tween to fool mortals.
>>64569000what kind of mentally ill shit are you on about now?
>>64568982Charlie Brownis is the architect of his own suffering, as are we all. One need not ask for any more evidence than that we are here.
>>64568912Women with scars sexo
>>64569004Welcome to the internet. Sometimes, people will often accuse others of that which they are guilty. This is known as quite commonly known as projection. You will learn about this in Psychology 101 after you graduate high school. Anyways, you're a lolcow and I've milked you dry. Please have the last word, I'm done farming (you)s today.
>>64569020Yeah,.maybe, but that's a drawing. Hey, look. I had one more in me.
>>64569038so you're gay and a pedophile?
So when’s the thread gonna get good again?
>>64569050Monday
>>64569038God you're such a lame, unbearable faggot
>>64569038>projection>Anyways, you're a lolcowthe jokes write themselves
>>64569050Friday
>>64568905>she might get fatholy fuck, Louis Im cumming ahh ahh>>64568510snek
Goddamnit. I don't know how it happened but I love flat women more than big breasted women now. The breast envy meme has played a huge role but theres more to it
>>64569121what race are you?
>>64569134Caucasian
>>64569143based churka
I will be real with you young cats, some of you drive me insane and I want to die sometimes. But this is the realest place I’ve been in yet so I think I will stick around.
>>64569190>young catsJust pack it up unc
>>64569190Nice saggy tats
>>64569143hmmm. Small breasts have a slight connection to slightly above average IQ and wealth but there may be racial reasons for this. Smaller breasts are also associated with active lifestyles but given your abstract perception (breast envy) I think it is a personality factor most responsible for your preferences. Smaller breasts may be less intimidating from a psychological perspective. The male mind is at once, torn between being subsumed or overwhelmed by the feminine, and dominating it. Take for example the archetype of the great mother, one may replace the word "archetype" with "schema" for our purposes. Essentially, one's perception of their own mother greatly influences how they perceive the world. The great mother and femineity for that matter births consciousness and provides fertile ground for order ego (consciousness) to arise from undifferentiation (unconsciousness) Because of this, how one feels about themselves, life, existence is deeply linked to the mother because it precedes order, ego, consciousness. Psychologists have cataloged recurring motifs that seem to revolve around one's mother schema or complex. The axis I think is most applicable to you is:>(Nurture vs. Devouring)One can view the mother as frightening for he fears being dissolved into nothingness again (small boobs)One can resent existence and long for comfort, to reunite with the mother (big boobs) That's about the best I can do. You may also be self inserting/identifying with the woman who experiences breast envy but I'm too drunk to explain that. You're probably not a tranny though, men and women both do this to some extent
>>64569190I managed to quit for about 6 months but I still ended up back here. Back when the sharty took down 4chan I missed you guys (even the people that piss me off)
>>64569208Very interesting but why in the fuck did you just analyze me to such a detailed extent like that. Also no more mother talk either.
>>64569241>why in the fuck did you just analyze me to such a detailed extent like thatI am very intoxicated and have low inhibition at the moment. Also, I have spent days studying for an engineering exam and I long for humanity instead of abstract math concepts. >Also no more mother talk either.Why does it make you uncomfortable? My analysis may be right if you experience avoidant feelings around fertility and motherliness.
>>64569279>I long for humanity instead of abstract math conceptsYou sound more like a project manager than an engineer
>>64569279>and I long for humanity instead of abstract math concepts. Maybe someone should analyze you or something..>Why does it make you uncomfortable?That's none of your business.
>>64569306>You sound more like a project manager than an engineerMaybe. However I think management degrees are worthless and I hated nothing more than working for those people when I was a tech. In an ideal world wordcels would be put to the sword by shape rotators. If some fuck ass humanities degree having retard tries to principals of leadership me into doing something dumb I will simply ignore them.>>64569312Deflect all you'd like. You've been gotten my anonymous anime posting compatriot
>>64569312you're the mommy fetish guy aren't you?
>>64569190Boobers
>>64567001you don't have to announce you're a newfag, we can tell.
>>64569330nta but that hits on probably over half of /k/ posters in general
I downed an entire bottle of sparkling cider, and only because nobody else wanted any. I would be a top-tier alcoholic.
>>64569361You're in a competitive lobby right now I hope you know that>>64569360This is a sound judgment. Especially so for /ak/ posters
>>64569365I'm not even intoxicated so I'm Silver II in an LE lobby
>>64569360you don't understand. there's mommy fetish guys, THE mommy fetish guy, and the reluctant mommy fetish guy (upon further review I think it's this one). there's also the guy who jacked off to his mom's panties, but that's neither here nor there.
>>64569372no shit nigga its usually 4% abv
>>64569376>and the reluctant mommy fetish guy (upon further review I think it's this one)Im the least screwed up out of all of those guys by the way. ESPECIALLY the panties guy. At least I realize how messed up it all is, I mean that one guy did too but you know he crossed the line, and despite the occasional relapse I have been slowly getting away from that type of content.
>>64569422AHAHA gotch yo ass niggato be fair to you its like shooting fish in a barrel here. Someone could just as easily punch my ticket
>>64569436STOP LAUGHING
It's odd to me that the cycle seems to have gone>imouto>daughter>mommyin terms of weeb fetishization of anime women. What will the future hold for weebkind?
>>64569446its okay lil nigga >>64569448you've forgotten the man phase that happened on Sunday night/Monday
is /ak/ just waifu posting now? are my soviet marine thirst traps accepted here or do i need even more advanced autism?
>>64569460yeah you're gonna need better shit than weird AI bimbobarbie slop
>>64569460You have zero business complaining about waifu fagging if you're' going to post AI slop that disgusting
>>64569464You can't add it to your goon collection then call it ai slop anon...
>>64569422I knew it>and despite the occasional relapse I have been slowly getting away from that type of content.good for you. always remember, MILFs are based, incest is not. as long as it's not YOUR mom it's ok.
>>64569481no one is adding trash like that to a goon folder.
>he thinks I'd add that shit to my goon folderwhy are ai fags so delusional?
>>64569481>You can't add it to your goon collectionwhen blud tries to bring ai to the ethical goon seshI'll see you to the door
>>64569487Just think of the kind of person who likes that crap. They're retarded. There's nothing deep to it, they're acting retarded because they are.It would be more respectable to have an unhealthy love of collecting elevator and hold music.
>>64569460Why does everything AI hallucinates looks like it got a golden shower?
>>64569493i unironically have a couple of old k-mart cassette tapes and listen to 10 hours loops of weather channel music. busted
>>64569512can you picture an apple?
>>64569512
>>64569512>weather channel musick nevermind my opinion of you has slightly improved. I like weather channel music. One time I spent several hours face down in a ditch on the side of a highway while the weather channel blared through my phone as tornados passed over me like a tank does to a soldier in a trenchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp95UC8UOf4&list=RDQMbrL6JuEKe0c&start_radio=1you're still a gentile but you're redeemable
Gonna end my Thanksgiving by hugging my daki extra tight tonight, bros.
>>64569526tell her I said hi
>>64569526What’s her name?
>>64569509I believe it's because the ai cannibalizes itself, it is automatically training itself on more and more ai generated contend, wich leads it to repeat and magnify it's errors, one of them being that weird yellow/orange tint.
>>64569605Ai loves adding in "golden hour lighting" to most image prompts. I loosely knew it was a tell before posting them, but this thread just confirmed that's probably the most likely tell something is ai. Now that I think about it, most "artists" wouldn't put a filter on their own work. I'll be back with better versions of them soon. Just because it makes people angy
>>64567909I cope with it all by pretending that everyone is just having a laugh and this entire general exists sarcasticallyt. Harbinger of darkness against /ak/'s once perpetual daylight
>>64569050it has never been good
>>64569687 oh are you reading that tooi hope she actually gets to kill her and it's not just homoeroticism
where the fuck do they keep getting these obscure AR clones from
>>64569852someone never played stalker
>>64569630>Now that I think about it, most "artists" wouldn't put a filter on their own work.For what it's worth, there is a trend among some to put eye-strain levels of chromatic aberration on their work (see pic for an example). In theory it's more "realistic" by simulating imperfections of a real camera lens (in very small amounts; just like lens flare in the past, many people go way overboard with it beyond any realistic degree so it looks like it was taken on a camera built and configured by a chimpanzee), but I've never seen an image without it and found myself thinking it would look better if they added chromabb.My theory is that the real reason for many (not necessarily all) is that it's like a visual autotune, covering up imperfections in their lineart while being able to pretend it's "artistic" (as opposed to using gaussian blur, which would just make it look stupid).
>>64569630>>64569509>>64569605Not to pretend that it takes any semblance skill to generate AI slop but it really depends on how good you are at making prompts
I am sorry Ostwind...
>>64568756>the anon who made NSFW ostwind art via ai are gigabasedThe NSFW Ostwind pics wasn't AI, that was just a really talented drawfag that edited Ostwind's pics, to bad he stopped out of guilt after the "incident"
>>64569050>>64569687I think the thread were everyone drew their waifus was fun
>>64569992
>>64569687>>64569693Is it any good? The art looks cute
>>64569998>lingonberriesI didnt know anyone outside the Benelux ate these.
>>64566978I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks?
>>64569050when someone makes a futa friday thread.
>>64570005I didn't know anyone south of Denmark ate them.
>>64570005>>64570046It is really common here in Norway at least, probably all of scandinavia, especially with more traditional dishes
>>64569998 >Is it any good? only 1 chapter has been scanlated into english so i honestly couldn't tell you
>>64570066Ah too bad
wood?
ahg damnit i am operatin on waaay too much caffeene
>>64567753I think you forgot the namefield Lard. Looking forward to whatever you've got.
>>64569361Garand thumb, but with your dick. Garand dick, if you will.
Imagine...
>>64569979>>64569986HOLY MOLY
>>64569190How old are you grandpa?Had to get Sabrina her own turkey this year
>>64569986>The NSFW Ostwind pics wasn't AI, that was just a really talented drawfag that edited Ostwind's picsEven more based but no im pretty sure the ones I saw were ai. Some guy even posted it in a ai porn thread and they looked to be as such
Foxu Friday!
>>64570403he posted a few of his edits in progress.just good at art
>>64570458My god. What was the "incident" by the way?
>>64569512>listen to 10 hours loops of weather channel musicBASED
>>64569992Yeah but hardly anyone actually DREW ANYTHING
>>64570061I ate lefse with Thanksgiving Dinner yesterday. Stuff is addicting
>>64570250Ponder the aroma. Also now I want an entire apartment full of AK-15s. Just imagine every few minutes the sound of a table somewhere snapping or them all fighting over who gets to play bodyguard when you’re in the shower
>>64570601>want an entire apartment full of AK-15sImagine the sheer weight. You'd need a titanium pelvis, but would be the safest and happiest man in the world
>>64570627God I love tall women
>>64570627>Imagine the sheer weightyeah, the floor would collapse like a table
>>64570592Lefse with brunost and butter is comfy food, get really thirsty though
>>64570638REJECT FURNITURE, EMBRACE GORILLA WIFE
>>64570650
>>64570650only of you have a slab-on-grade house
>>64565845There's always one kid with a hamburger.
>>64570677At least she is happy, and that is all that matters, protect her smile!
>>64570660I work in construction and it drives me nuts that my house is basically floating. Every building I ever do work on is a slab with footings, or a slab with a pier + grade beam system. I understand why; the soil is very expensive where I live so most houses are just built in a way that they experience very little of the heave. SOMEDAY I'm gonna design my own dream home and the foundation is gonna be fuckin' rock solid. AND I'LL HAVE A DAMN BASEMENT, DAMN IT.
>>64570638Kek. I want even more ideas on how an apartment of AK-15s would work out. This could be pretty funny
Sex
>>64570448new wallpaper acquired
>>64570475in shorta guy made some very nice and very tasteful nude edits of the Ostwind summer swimsuit piece (and one or two other images as well)and by some wild awful coincidence Ostwind himself actually showed up the very next day while everyone was still reposting and replying to the editsbased on some brief conversations I had with Ostwind on Patreon it was 100% him (and even said that he still loves us)
RIP, our beloved Finnish autist
>>64570475>>64570760>>64570825https://files.catbox.moe/eh8qt4.pngthere was also an edit of kaisa and krista's singles
>>64570825I have a baseless suspicion that somebody told him about having fans here while that was going on, specifically so that he'd see the edits being made/posted.
>>64570859It doesn't feel very baseless.He didnt have a habit of posting here, and its not likely to wander to the anime thread of the weapons board of a vietnamese fish monger website, especially the day the edits were being made.
>>64570650>>64570656This fucking dork causes tens of thousands of damage every month from breaking shit. Someone needs to stop her
is there a way to change the default volume for the sound image player? every time it starts up it blows my ears out
>>64570859IIRC Anon posted a WIP of pic related from Ostwind's Patreon and I commented on a technical error with the rifle. He then told Ostwind about the error and instead of lying about the source of the info Anon spilled his spaghetti that he was reposting paywalled content.
>>64571069>Anon spilled his spaghettimany such cases
>>64571069that was after the incident though. well after.
The best shot placement for hunting weebdemocrats is in the center of the shoulder for a broadside shot, which targets the heart and lungs. Another effective shot is to the center of the neck, which severs the spine and instantly incapacitates him before he can start seething and malding.
last for foxu
>>64570228ouch
>>64571471NEXT THREAD IS FOR FOXU
I will bake a new bread now
I LOVE MY LITTLE VULPES VULPES >>64571545>>64571545>>64571545>tfw ywn get to go hiking through the rockies, hunting game and camping with your fox wifemakes you question why you should even live in the first place>>64571545>>64571545>>64571545when is he gonna sell actual physical fox patches?
>>64569687Very interested to see how this develops. It's from a pretty yuri/GL coded mangaka, but still neato so far.(Just like a certain OTHER female sniper manga... ;-;)>>64570835We love him too, and we all wish him well. ;-;
>>64569512>old k-mart cassette tapes>10 hours loops of weather channel music.You're ok, AIslopanon... for someone who posts AIslop.