Impeccable style.
Is that pepper spray?
>>64567173That guy looks like a dickhead.
>>64567238Most swiss are.
>>64567246Only the swiss Germans who are some of the nastiest people on earth, the Swiss French and Italians are alright
>>64567173What is he Albanian or what
>>64567238he does look like he has that latrino-balkan fire in himi can only imagine his wife as a brunette dyed blonde bimbo with inflated lips
>>64567173It's literally just a 60 year old watch coat, worn by some arab
>>64567541this
>>64567173wtf are swiss so brown? i thought people in such cold climates would have blue eyes
>>64568304He's not Swiss and never will be.A dog in the stable does not make him a horse
>>64568306Black horse in the stable full of Greys and Pintos is a horse.
>>64568320nobody is saying he's not a human; we're saying he's not Swiss. In your analogy it would be like a stable full of Greys and the Pinto is pretending he's also a Grey
Retarded thread, op pic is fail.
>>64568304he's not brown, he's a bit swarthy. a lot of people from alpine regions aka south germans are. not sure why people are so surprised, these people are literally the transition from central to south europe.plenty of blonde northern italians, austrians, bavarians and swiss of course, but also far more people with darker complexion and brown hair than in northern germany.
>>64568304mixed in from italy
Race mixin' is as old as the Holy Bible. Heck, some dudes even fucked on Neanderthal bitches!
>>64568674>Nobody is saying he’s not humanNow, now. Don’t get ahead of yourself.
>>64567173Watch this for 20 minutes 54 seconds of /k/ino. Make sure not to miss out on the air strikes at the end!https://youtu.be/Vrc9aRDKpyc
>>64567173Thumbnail made me expect a mongol.
>>64569245How drunk are you? 7/10 I'm guessing
>>64567173I like that overcoat. What coat is that?
>>64567253Ta gueule
>>64568304algerian/albanian mutt
>>64569768I like the look of it but it looks like it feels terrible to wear
>>64567253figli di puttana stronzo
>>64567173Is that an arab or an American playing dress up?
>>64569868Baiser mon cul irlandais poilu, François
>>64570184Thank you put I am ok for icecream wee brown manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNWYhbHUcWM
>>64568304A lot of ethnic Swiss actually have brown eyes and dark hair. The lighter, especially young ones, are usually German immigrants.
>>64570446Not that fucking dark you retard. Sicilians are whiter than that arabian bastard
Grew up near the northern outlets of the alps, i don't think any of the retards in this thread calling this guy an arab have ever been anywhere near here. Do you guys seriously believe that everyone is blue eyed and blonde all the way from Oslo down to Tyrol and then suddenly everyone's a black haired italian? Are you literally fucking braindead? Holy fucking crap guys
>>64569951Based on the coat, I think he’s Kazakh.
ITT: Indian and Bolivian incels who somehow got the idea that Swiss people look like Norwegians somehow even though nobody in Europe would ever expect that
>>64570687Based on the coat, I think they're Russian.
I think most people don't realize how far south Switzerland is actually located. They speak German, but they're basically Italians. Calling them central European would be a bit of a stretch, they're much closer to Italians than Czech.
>>64567173>Swiss ArmySwitzerland has not been at war for 226 years. Therefore, her weapons and armor don't matter, because she hasn't been tested them in combat for 226 years in a row.
>>64570731Fucking Laplanders making us look brown...
>>64570731>>They speak German, but they're basically >>Italians. There are four official languages in Switzerland, and a Swiss citizen is expected to know them all, although they are not very difficult. It looks like some kind of eugenic experiment to breed people with a evolved speech-language area of the brain.
>>64570763Sorry bud, but the stereotype of the brown haired Nordics being Finns is strong.
>>64570773Well, I am brown haired, pretty dark brown too, and with brown eyes. I was even chosen in the school play as a "foreing kid #4", as there weren't enough refugees back then. I'm 1/4 Karelian and rest South-Ostrobothnian at least to the 1400's by the church records. No gypsy blood, that I know of.
>>64570817>rest South-Ostrobothnian at least to the 1400's by the church recordsyou mean you can trace one bloodline back to the 1400s. are you aware you probably have over 100 bloodlines going that far back? tens of thousands of ancestors in the last 600 years? The chance of 3/4 of your blood being nothing but south-ostrobothnian for the last 600 years is very slim
>>64570881Nah its pretty strong for a lot of Europeans since up until the 19th century most Europeans didn't travel far at all from their place of birth.
>>64570881Multiple bloodlines. my aunt and few other relatives has went trough church books and pieced the tree together. One grandpa died in combat in 1600's, as Sweden went to war with Norway. Also I'm related (through marriage) to one of the Russian Tzars, Stalin and Mannerheim. And the local rebel leader is my blood cousin. (fuck the King of Sweden)>>64570892This. Like around 100 km's from my granparents birth places are recorded my older reltives birth places. I even have some mixing between my mom's and dad's bloodlines some generations before...
>>64570928Kek, the somewhat rare European version of "I'm related to English royalty, my ancestors arrived on the mayflower, and I'm also 1/16 Cherokee, direct descendant of Pocahontas"
>>64570769>There are four official languages in Switzerland, and a Swiss citizen is expected to know them allIsn't it like 85% German, 10% French, 4% Italian, and 1% of that strange Swiss version of Italian?
>>64571345I had the laughs when I searched the family relations. I wonder if I did more indepth search, I would find more inbreeding maybe. Might migrate to Lousiana with this family line :DDDD
>>64571396bro it's most likely not true, that's what i was trying to say. there's some polls saying that the vast majority in in the southern US claim native heritage, which is pretty much impossible to be true.what makes you think you're related to russian tzars, stalin and mannerheim?
>>64571576That familytree site Geni and my paper records. I don't claim other than being pure white. And remember, those are looooong relations with marriages. Other than Jaakko Ilkka, the rebel.
>>64571576That's not impossible, actually. If one guy marries a native and has seven children, those children go out and get married and have kids, etc. Etc. then soon quite a few people will have some native blood in them.1/16th Cherokee is cringe because of its usage to claim heritage which they dont have, not because its impossible.
>>64571703Thus I use it as a "lol :D". I'm Russkie hating nationalist Finn and I'm related (through marriage) to Russkies. It's funny. Yankee "I'm Indian löl" is cringe. You're mutt mix breed.What has this to do with funs and war? Ehh,,, Valmet. Lapua?
I first learned about Swiss history because of a manga.
>>64570663>blue eyed and blonde all the way from Oslo down to Tyrol and then suddenly everyone's a black haired italianyes
>>64571624>That familytree site GeniBro i really want to talk down to you but you have to realize that it's literally a common meme that these sites tell everyone that they're related to Napoleon. Apparently in the case of north eastern Europe it's the tzar and stalin instead.
>>64573788Meant to say I really DON'T want to talk down to you kek sorry bro
>>64573788Don't you know that we're all related? One woman from like 200 000 years ago is grandma for all of us. I was kinda sad that Geni didn't tell that I'm related to Hitler. That would have been really funny.>>64573812Now I feel insulted. You could have at least called me a fag, just a little bit :DDD
>>64567173niin
>>64570752Swiss special forces participated in combat ops with the UK during the troubles. It was actually a bit of a scandal.
>>64573990those cheeky swiss lads are always out for fun in foreign lands
>>64568674If a wild black horse walks into your stable, is accepted by the rest of your horses, it pulls the plow like the rest of your horses. And a horse show comes up, your new black horse will be listed under "Anon's stable" on the list, and if the black horse wins, you will say it's your horse and it's the best.What I mean is that your animal euphemistic analogies are stupid and gay.
>>64568674>you're not swiss if you're swarthyonly a non-european would say anything like this lolsee >>64570731>>64570697>>64570663
>>64570697None of those men are dark at all
>>64575304I think your perception of what dark man means is somewhat skewed
>>64575304They are. Roger Federer for example is literally the exact same phenotype as the guy in the OP.
>>64570731>London
>>64575510>>64575358Yeah, they're so dusky, you can totally see their Mediterranean influence on their alpine genetics. God damn you racial revisionists are insufferable
>>64571813i only know winkelreid
>>64575997Front bottom right and the dude standing up are totally tan (Mediterranean-tan not Moroccan tan). That's basically the Roger Federer phenotype.
>>64575997Jeesus that hat is ridiculous.Also fuck that guy. I hate my wifi, it always changes the IP and some other cunt has been using the same Telia IP range to get himself banned. Always /v/ or /int/. I only post and lurk /k/. It really pisses me off.
>>64576478Happens to me a lot too, it's always /v/ for me. Pisses me off
>>64576478You might want to consider that maybe he isn't an asshole, but just posting normally. I've been banned multiple times for literally zero reason.
>>64575997I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here, the guys in your picture clearly just confirm my point that the alpine phenotype has a clear mediterranean influence. They're white, but not the "northern european blonde and blue eyed" kind of white
>>64577721Well I've seen the posts, they're always bad trolling and being an asshole. And political. I hate politics.
>>64570731Untravelled burger here. I can spot Brits like a champ and let me tell you, I'm not picking blondes out of the crowd.
