>Wins WWI by himself
Then what?
>>64575505He was given a series of political appointments and got put in charge of state parks in Tennessee and had a film made about him
>be muttmerica>enter WW1 a few days before it finishes after letting Europeans fight it out for YEARS and lose millions of soldiers>glaze some literal who for getting in one gunfight onceReminder 50% of all mutt deaths in WW1 were from Spanish Influenza. Frogs and Bongs were living off crumbs and dealing with trench foot for 4 straight years while mutts literally died on their own troop ships to the common cold
>>64576304The US single handedly won WWI and beat the shit out of those sissy yuros. if anything we should have joined later or not at all and let more sissy thirdy yuros die. either way you should be kissing our feet for saving you from the huns, thirdy
>>64576374I'm literally Austrian you faggot.Hilarious how you're unironically defending a war started by an insane Russian Tsar who not only lost to Germany but also got killed by his own people. The Austro-Hungarian Empire was completely justified in invading Serbia, it should've been annexed and that would've been that. If that manlet Tsar hadn't declared war on AH none of that shit would've happened.Also you were literally losing a war to Mexico while WW1 was going on.
>>64576394Go back to hunting emus upside down fag
>>64576394so you're seething because Sgt. York raped, gaped, humiliated and enslaved your nazi ass.top kek, we should have nuked you back to back world war losers too>Also you were literally losing a war to Mexico while WW1 was going on.weird, Black Jack Pershing literally castrated your emperor and fucked the empress in front of him so it seems like you guys are more bitch made than Pancho Villa
>>64576420>naziwrong war>pancho villahe literally lived to old age
>>64576446>wrong waronce a nazi always a nazi>he literally lived to old agemfw yurop is so fucking third world 45 is considered old ageyour king, hitler, died hat 56, he must be ancient by your standards
The Austrians sided with the T*rks fro some inconceivable reason. Fuck em. They both deserved to collapse.
>>64576468they sided together because they both have the same skin color and general smell
>>64576453>mfw's without macroYou tourists should lurk for a few years before posting
>>64576394>I'm literally AustrianLMFAO
>>64575505WW2
>>64576394eat shit, kiara
>>64576468>Russia literally declares war on the Ottoman Empire in 1913 sending troops into the balkans to drive them out>one year later WW1 starts>OMG WHY ARE THE OTTOMANS SIDING WITH GERMANY WHO HAD RUSSIA DECLARE WAR ON THEM TOOmutt education
>>64576528>back to back world war rape victim seething about the country that occupied his homeland, again
>>64576547>says the AIPAC paypig cuck
>>64576569> In 2023, Foreign Minister Alexander Schallenberg announced “we have entered into a strategic, extremely close relationship with Israel that can no longer be undone”. Within the EU, Austria is considered one of the most pro-Israeli countries.[1]
>>64576304>Europeans fight it out for YEARS and lose millions of soldiersSkill issue. The war was a stalemate until we introduced 45 ACP and Alvin York killed six Germans with one magazine.
>>64576528Russia wasn't involved in the Balkan Wars. Also the reason why the Turks joined the central powers was that Britain confiscated two Turkish dreadnoughts under construction in the UK and refused to compensate Turkey in any form. Turkish participation in WW1 was entirely the result of Brits being giant knobheads.
>>64577720That was just a bullshit excuse. The Ottomans were revanchists and saw it as a good opportunity to reclaim territory and knock down Russia down a peg.
>>64576374Of Russia hadn't been pushed out. Without you it would have ended similarly.
>>64577741nope. the US won the war single handedly
Every day I am proven more and more right about americans, they truly are a retarded people.
>>64577729>That was just a bullshit excuse.It's as valid an excuse as Britain declaring war on Germany over Belgian neutrality.
>>64578322We've been to the moon. yurop invented tranny licenses. Americans are clearly smarter and better educated.
>>64575487>Utterly mogs him in every way
>>64578346You've been to the moon because of euro cientists
>>64578359nope. American scientists and engineers designed and built the rockets. if yuros did, why can't the ESA into manned spaceflight?
>>64578367I feel bad for your people.
>>64578382I don't regularly think about you're people (indian)
>>64578385If I were indian, I would be shilling for america lmao
>>64578396nah, most indians hate the US and live in yurop. mad about the visa thing
>>64578402whatever you say, H1B
>>64578382>needs an unobtanium license to be able to CC a gunPathetic, cucked country.
>>64578382We don't think about you at all
>>64578405nope, white, American, catholic and a citizen. keep crying back to back world war loser
>>64578405Post skin color and gun, muhammad.
>>64578322Curse of the victor. Americans have no need to learn, stupidly is rewarded.Don’t like it? Beat them. Bet you won’t.
>>64578322Foreigners are stupid and their opinions should be ignored.
>>64578681more like can't
