>War in Taiwan/Ukraine/Venezuela begins>Decide to join the military to partake>By the time you finish training and are ready to partake, the war is already wonHow do you cope?
people thought that about the middle east wars, and look how that turned out.
>>64584230Those were military occupations, a very different thing. Nobody's eager to sign up for the post-war occupation of Russia or Venezuela, where you sit around for 10 hours a day doing nothing.
>>64584565Schizo-anon, most of Latin America is already flipping right without America having to do anything.After the elections coming in 2026, only Mexico and Brazil will remain in the hands of leftist parties.This without your boogeyman Israel having to lift a finger, it's just that these left-wing parties are ass cancer and have failed.There won't be war in other Latin American countries, the way things are going I'm doubting there will be war on Venezuela either.
>>64584187People have felt that way about every war
>>64584242Remember when we were going to war with North Korea? Or Iran? Or Taiwan? Now Venezuela? Nah, we didn't even get fully involved in Syria.
>>64584732dude, nobody in Venezuela likes Maduro, and the loyalist troops only do it for the money. Nobody is becoming a guerrilla jihadist for Maduro.
>>64584565>Boots on the ground in Venezuela will be USA's last Zionist blunder
>>64584732>Beaners are going to become domestic terrorists for fat commie shitbag dictator #67 who lives in a different continent Erm, no we aren't, chud.
>>645849532nd gen ones. 1st Gen is just glad to be somewhere vaguely safe and can work; it's the immigrant's kids who end up with the MASSIVE chip on their shoulder
>>64584242>VenezuelaI am absolutely willing to sign up to carry around a gun and smash latina pussy, what the fuck are you talking about
>>64584901Not a lot of people liked saddam very much, but with grit, ingenuity and a can-do attitude our brave boys managed to piss off enough people to create a self sustaining resistance movement. Now remember who the modern equivalents of Cheney, Rummy et all are.
>>64585031Venezuelans have internet and aren't uneducated suicidal religious extremists. There would be resistance but it wouldn't be nearly the same kind of retarded insurgency typical of MENA.>but commie guerillasUnlike radical islamists, commie insurgencies have been stamped out permanently in many places around the world. Plus, these particular ones are in a populace already fed up with them, so they can't replace losses with fresh peasants as easily
>>64585018I reiterate: Erm, no we aren't, chud.
>>64585098Ok, Pedro. I'm sure your beaner flag flies above your American flag, metaphorically. Bunch of fucking communists
>>64585109>wow, did you just detest the fat communist negroid? You must be a communist!Are you perchance black?
>>64584621this x100000 its also why they recruit 18yo because only they are retarded enough to believe that crock of shit
>>64584901Doubt, the fact hes managed to survive despite the total economic collapse Venezuela is experiencing is likely that he has a solid supporter base inside the country
>>64585031>managed to piss off enough people to create a self sustaining resistance movement.More like with the absence of Saddams totalitarian rule, the different sects of Islam devolved in to sectarian conflict, ethnic cleansing, and general Muslims behavior
>>64584901>nobody in Venezuela likes Maduro
>>64585187I'm paraphrasing Karl Marlantes, he said something to the effect that 19 year olds don't think to wear a raincoat when it's raining and that's what makes them good soldiers
>>64584901>nobody in Venezuela likes MaduroHorseshit, if they wanted him gone he'd be gone. They're still drinking the Kool-Aid
If you really want to see combat it's not hard, enlist, do your time then volunteer in any of the endless conflicts around the world.Just understand that 4 years enlisted is like 4 years at college, you learnt a lot but you still don't know shit about the realities of the job (combat).
>>64585031Nothing brings people together like a military occupation
>>64585190The US empowered the Shia militias by breaking down the ba’athist power structure and indirectly allowed sectarian violence in the name of peace keeping. I could easily see something like this happening in Venezuela.
>>64585208Guys like these are LARPers who love the idea of war but would shit their pants after hearing a drone whir over them for the first time in a Ukrainian forest. They say they don’t want the sand castle but they’d love it because it would let them LARP as warriors while under little to no actual pressure or near peer enemy to fight with.
>>64585188He had to kill thousands of people to stay in power. 18 thousand as per Amnesty International. These are Cuba-tier numbers, the Cubans are estimated to have killed 70 thousand in 60 years, so Venezuela with 18 thousand in 20 years is on track for the same record. And in typical communist fashion they created a mass famine as well, but at least they allowed the people to escape the country as refugees, otherwise we would be talking millions of victims Great Leap Forward or Holodomor style.
>>64585525all9wing people to escape is also very Cuban.it prevents discontent boiling over and allows you to start funding your failed economy mmwith remittances
>>64585532Yes, good point. Chavez surrounded himself with Cuban G2 advisors so he probably learned a lot from their playbook.
>>64585283It’s not hard to fight Russia when they’re so fucking incompetent
>>64584187if you join right now you wont miss it, call a recruiter tough guy
>>64586096There is absolutely no way Russia will still be standing in 4 years, let alone continuing the war
>>64584187That is why you join before a war breaks out as a professional doing a job, instead of a coping excitement-seeking tourist.
>>64586120did you get hit in the head or something?
>>64586120>taiwan/venezuelaalso training in the army does not take 4 years if thats what your retarded comment is implying
>>64586135No but your contracts for the army are typically 4 years, so unless you want to be arrested for desertion you’ll have to wait until your term of service in the military is up to leave and go join the Ukrainians
>>64586143you are a fucking idiot retard
>>64586158I like Ukraine but I am not getting a dishonorable discharge on my record just to join up with them before the war ends
>>64584901They have an extensive militia network, fully equipped with rifles, rpgs, and MANPADS. If there's going to be an insurgency, it'll come from the militias
>>64584187I'm not coping too well desu.I joined USMC to fight camel fuckers in the middle east. I was there, but the fighting was already over.I get out, and now we're going to storm the beaches of Venezuela.No one will understand this feeling of inadequacy, I feel empty and as if I missed my true purpose in this life time. Now I have to fake happiness and play the game of life written for others.If I can't rejoin for Venezuela, I might anhero
>>64584187TRump will never attack Venezuela because Venezuela is important to Putin and Putin decides for Trump. All Putin has to do send a coded message to Vance and he will have Trump will attack the UK instead of Venezuaela
>>64586265>extensive militia networkGood way to out yourself as a retardThe "militias" in question:
>>64586331You're fixating. The issue is not that fat women have guns. The issue is that the country is awash with guns which means that any post invasion occupation would be extremely messy.
Better weather, closer to home, more animals to pet, nicer looking women to marry and regret, etc>>64585525If America carried out more executions annually, say 1000+, there are far more murderers than that who deserve to die, would america be "killing people to stay in power" ?
>>64586342That's a different argument. Worrying about the "militias" as they exist today is idiotic. It's a bunch of public employees and retards on gibs running around with empty magazines.As for the country being awash with guns most of the useful shit is probably in the hands of the cartels already. Yes the cartels and other criminal groups and chavista remnants will be a pain in the ass but that's something for the future Venezuelan govt to deal with. Doesn't need American boots on the ground, it's not Afghanistan.
>>64586373Do you understand the difference between people being executed under the law after being given a fair trial vs being photographed at a protest and then whisked away by the secret police to be tortured and never seen again with no trial? What kind of question is this? Retard.
>>64584565>there wont be anyway to "declare victory and leave",Congress is unlikely to approve an AUMF or a declaration of war, so it will have to end in short order. The whole Venezuela situation is fucked. Also:>mfw secdef and wh throw admiral under the busEvery JAG is going to be busy counseling officers on their actual options regarding every little thing. It's going to be war by lawyer.
>>64586265We should add the fact that there was already an attempt to depose Maduro and get the military to defect, and they didn't. People forget that the officer corps in Venezuela is full of True Believers. They're unlikely to defect, though they might stage a coup of their own to continue the Chavista project.
>>64586472The coup mostly failed because the US decided to pussy out of supporting them so as to not look like it was doing cold war shit while Russia and China went full throttle with cold war shit anyway. Wagner was even there.
>>64586120>There is absolutely no way Russia will still be standing in 4 years, let alone continuing the warI remember people saying that 2 years ago. In that time you could have joined up. May as well try now, but you won't.
>>64586313Why do you believe you can't make any good impact on the world outside the confines of war?
>>64586326>Trump will attack the UK insteadThey need it big time to be completely honest with you famalamadingdong
>>64584187Yeah FOMO is a real thing. If it's a big deal to you join the military, especially if you want to be in the special forces or some other type of elite unit like being a pilot
>>64584187By washing rocks for a check for 4 years?
>>64587499I really don't know, but I'm trying. I'm using GI bill to study CS/Math, but I'm realizing the Jeets, Chinese, and Jews have a chokehold on the job market and academia. So, it's tough not to feel like I've wasted my time and effort. I'd rather be outside miserable with the boys smoking and joking shooting at targets. Or going to war.Now I'm destined for a 6AM-7PM desk job with people I don't give a fuck about.
>>64587719>but I'm realizing the Jeets, Chinese, and Jews have a chokehold on the job market and academia.And the military as well. At this point, if you want to live in a first world country, you have to accept kike control.I wish I knew what to tell you besides try to do something positive you like that uplifts the world around you. Easier said than done, but I'd rather be a giver in my time on earth than being a taker
>>64587719Try to study Industrial or Systems Engineering. My advisor told me it's a bunch of applied math, and you tell companies how they're running their businesses wrong. You probably wont even have to take physics. I knew someone else who tried to study cs and then switched to industrial. I'm a dumbass and I still want to study computers, so I switched to computer engineering.Or just learn a trade. Cheap, easy and pays well.
>>64589147What an incredibly fucking stupid post
>>64584187>UkraineYou've had 4 years, unless you're underage ban then what's your excuse?>Venezuela flinging cruise missiles and SOF doing their usual glow nigger shenanigans =/= a proper war >Taiwain perpetually postponed exactly 1 fortnight
>>64586143>he doesn't know 2 year contracts exist
>>64585143Holy fuck, these threads are worse than the ones on pol. It should be mandatory to have to post hands along with whatever retarded diatribe you morons go on about, if only for the sake of user transparency.
>>64585143NTA, but you're a fucking retard. Anon was talking about how the kids of nonwhite immigrants are unable to fit in well in white societies like the USA, and end up becoming some of the most vitriolic anti-Americans there are. Look at La Raza as an example. It's not the mexican illegals screaming about Mexico retaking Texas, it's the anchor babies who've lived in America all their lives and can barely speak two sentences to their Abuelita in Spanish that tend to scream about Mexican pride. And 's not just spics, look at Somalians like Ilhan Omar. Or look at the jeets who post in the reddit indian masculinity subreddits crying about how no one takes them seriously. The Venezuelans who flee Venezuela will not have Venezuelan Pride, it's their kids who do or will. The parents are just glad to have gotten out, but the kids are spoilt and don't realize how good they have it.
>>64584187>be Russian>war with Ukraine starts>join the military to get some loot>the fighting will be over soon anyways>
>>64584187Then join Russia. They accept foreigners now and you will be at the front having fun in 2/4 weeks.
>>64589219Even so, this war won’t be going on even 2 years from now at the rate Russia is collapsing.
>>64590858You underestimate just how far Russians are willing to go to continue fighting. They have a historical precedent for doing that
>>64590863Won’t matter, in 2 years Russia will have collapses so thoroughly Ukraine will be occupying Moscow and it’ll be just another military occupation
>>64590908Your optimism is refreshing. However, please consult the graph.
>>64590946Russia is currently losing a lot of ground as we speak
>>64591229what ground?How can yall morons say this when they legit just took Porkroast and Kupansk. Must not be important to these linear warfare idiots.Must be why Zelenskibro won't sign a peace deal that concedes land.Wait I'm confusing myself, is the land important or not?
By knowing I did more by voluntarily putting my life on the line and being fit enough to be allowed to do so than the massive majority of lazy, disgusting apathetic parasites I share a country with.
>>64591787>is the land important or notIn the increments it’s currently being taken? No, which is why it’s really funny watching you guys desperately clamor over it while you ignore russia selling it’s gold reserves and everything not nailed down + forcing it’s people to do extra unpaid shifts just to keep the fake confidence up a little longer.They’re like a guy wincing in pain trying to smugly crack jokes while slowly shoving his arm into a woodchipper.
>>64584187>WOW big war in europe, time to hog soem glory for my villagers to tell about>it will be short, ez>mustard gas, human wave tactic and trench war happens>fucknext>aah second war this time for sure they learned!>france and UK are in too it's gonna be fast as hell>gets encircled in Dunkirk>evacuated, forced to aprtake in D-day>fffuuuuck>oh look korea war vs some asian bamboo monkeys ez>suddenly 1 million chink chongs>you're not in the iron payload artilerry comapny>fuuuuck>ok vietnam but this time no chinks>literal jungle monkyes lmao>literal jungle monkeys FUCK>get strategic retreat hours befor decisive victory ebcause retarded hippies in your homeland got too loud>btw you're a cripple>Desert storm starts>no FUCK OFF, i won't get baited this time>end in very fast, decisive victoryFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>64586313Could always join the national guard and make war at home. Home is where the war is.
>>64591787>they took PorkroastPork roast
>>64597054Pork roast is way more important than anything else we're talking about itt
What I love about /uhg/ the most is the whole gang going completely paranoid by now. They’re afraid of interacting with random anons outside of their circlejerk discord. They did get their psyche wrecked all by themselves just to plant anti-Ukrainian bias and it’s heartwarming
Oh noooo the war ended before I had the chance to die for trade interests
>>64584187nigga just go 18x and you can go to Venezuela
