what would be your job in the rebel alliance in 4ABY? I feel I would be a good heavy gunner or guy who has connections getting info about Imperial movements
star wars is gay
>>65173866wrong answer goy, Luke GQDS mog
I'd be the guy that gets shot in the background just to show that the bad guys aren't totally useless
>>65173857Probably a mess cook. Everyone thinks it'd be le hekin epic to be frontline infantry, but given all the xeno shit that is on other planets, I'd rather not try my luck with airborne space syphilis and stay in my compfy mess hall. >>65173866Wasted digits and your a flaming homosexual.
>>65173857Selling rebel intel to the empire
>>65173857Not a job as much as a passion, but I'd be keeping busy with rape. Just lots and lots of rape
>>65173866You have to be 18 to post here.
>>65173857Probably a transport pilot. It ain't glorious but it keeps the Rebellion moving.
>>65173915Leia is mogged by laudica and jess
>>65173923The one piece of Disney!Wars that I accept and backport into the EU. The Rebellion was really hurting for that squad-level transport ship.
>>65173923based U wing chad
>>65173929the show skeleton crew is something I retconned to be in the EU. Jod gets captured and joins Lukes praxeum on Yavin IV in 13 aby
>>65173857Comms.I will keep that line to call in backup/artillery support open.I'll also have a two hundred foot run between the radio and the antenna. They can go ahead and blast the source of the emissions. I'll be well outside of the blast zone.
>>65173866>the prequels are gayftfy
>>65174043the prequels are a masterpiece in story telling, the six Star Wars films are the American Iliad and one of the greatest works of fiction ever madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnxgw92FkQ
>>65174056Why do prequelfags always respond like this? They use flowery language, no actual substantive evidence to back up their claim, and then dump off a video from generation youtube essay like it means anything.The prequels are awful, bad directing, bad writing, story that was made from the mind of an autistic old man who got lucky with the OT and correctly brought in help to fix his shitty storytelling.
>>65174088>The prequels are awful, bad directing, bad writing, story that was made from the mind of an autistic old man who got lucky with the OT and correctly brought in help to fix his shitty storytelling.wrong wrong wrong
>>65174092Good argument lol.
>>65173857Imperial spy
>>65173857Star wars is gay as fuck
>>65174043It's both funny and sad how they're seen as good now in the wake of the sequel trilogy and the other disneyslop movies that try to make star wars into a cinematic universe. I mean I'm a zoomer so I'm still nostalgic for the prequels while being fully cognizant that they're not good (mostly because the episode 3 tie in and lego star wars kick ass and this is a fact)
>>65174107wrong>>65174104>>65173896traitors!
>>65174118I mean, olive branch to you, I don't beef with anyone who is just like "I enjoy the movies." I like some movies that get a bad reputation as well, sometimes your tastes just make it work. My beef is when people act like they're God's gift to humanity and misunderstood, and actually really smart because, "DID YOU CATCH THAT REFERENCE?"I will say, at least the prequels were movies, George Lucas just did what he wanted to do. The sequels are straight up propaganda lol, but, you're correct, something new coming out and being terrible doesn't make earlier bad works suddenly good.
>>65174146>My beef is when people act like they're God's gift to humanity and misunderstood, and actually really smart because, "DID YOU CATCH THAT REFERENCE?"I look like that and I say that
>>65174158At least you admit when you're wrong.
>>65174159but prequels are great and they mirror the OTits like poetry, it rhymes
>>65173866indeed
>>65174166Sure thing George.
380FX hanger transport cart operator. Ill take your wife, ill take your luggage. Try me bitch.
>>65173929>>65173935U-wing feels like a combination of "Van Life" and "Blackhawk helicopter but Space"
>>65174236https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Imperial_Dropship_Transport/Legendshttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Y-4_Transporthttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/CR25_troop_carrier/Legendshttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/CR20_troop_carrier/Legendslambda class is the GOAT
>>65174236Disney garbage.
>>65174146I will say though, and I'm not sure if this is a common belief or if this is somewhat controversial, episode 3 is better than 6. Jedi just feels like George had to slap together an ending and kinda half-assed a lot of it where Sith is a pretty well thought out culmination of the shitshow that was the prequels. I think the best metric for a movie is how memorable it is, and I remember way more of Sith than Jedi despite having not seen either in well over a decade. Plus Jedi is just lazy, like you can't tell me bringing back the death star and introducing a race of straight up teddy bears wasn't creatively bankrupt
>>65173857>what would be your job in the rebel alliance in 4ABY?Ewok babysitter.
>>65173857I’d be the guy with a spear on top of the flag pole dreaming about someday becoming a pilot so I could make enough money to retire to mid rim with a sexy Twi’lik wife with thick thighs
>>65173857Super special OC protagonist guy with a lightsaber>but anon, you would never....Dont care. I do not self insert as a boring looser. I WILL be the super special OC protagonist guy.
>>65174677>
>>65174232I would too, but I just know I’d Austin Powers the cart in a narrow hallway on my first day
>>65174682>Osleo Prennert was a Human male[1] corporal[3] in the Alliance to Restore the Republic[1] during the Galactic Civil War.[2] The man was assigned the duty of sentry, identifying incoming ships and alerting the Alliance's combat forces of upcoming attacks.[1] In 0 BBY,[4] Prennert patrolled[1] for the Rebels on[2] the jungle moon[5] Yavin 4.[2] The corporal stayed on watch for scouts of the Galactic Empire and other hazards of the Rebellion and supplemented data created by the main sensors of[6] the Alliance base at Massassi Site.[2]>Shortly after the Rebel Princess Leia Organa was rescued from the Empire's Death Star battle station,[2] Prennert was on duty at recon-tower four atop a monument north of the Massassi Site.[3] The Millennium Falcon, a starship carrying Organa, smugglers Han Solo and Chewbacca, moisture farmer Luke Skywalker, and the droids C-3PO and R2-D2, arrived at the Rebel's base.[2] Prennert visually monitored the ship's atmospheric descent[7] with[2] a hand scanner.[3] The man later watched the Alliance's T-65 X-wing starfighters taking off to attack the Death Star.[2]
Who would win the war between the Rebel Alliance and the Empire on planet earth, if we take pic related as to which country supports which side
>>65174104Imperial patriot you mean?>>65174121You rebel scum!
>>65174699Buddy, the Empire could be just the United States and absolutely btfo the rest of the rebel world.
>>65174673I disagree, though I understand it's all just opinions at this point. I remember Jedi much more, and more fondly than episode 3. Culminating a shitshow is still a shitshow, I felt nothing when Anakin finally turned to the dark side, his entire character was annoying, argumentative, extreme, and he had basically no ACTUAL relationship with Obi-wan or Padme, rather the story just forced them to be friends, despite on screen them doing nothing but being awkward and fighting all the time. Especially with how stupid Anakin was with the whole "I had a dream Padme is gonna die so I'm going to kill a jedi master to save Palpatine, then fall to me knees in regret, then immediately say I'm going to just do whatever Palpatine wants now. Honestly, and ironically, the ending of Jedi felt more cohesive than the beginning, rescuing Han from Jabba doesn't make a ton of sense given that he's a high ranking member of the rebel alliance, if they wanted to rescue him they shoulda just showed up in force and told Jabba to fuck off.Ewoks are ironically one of the really bad portions that I don't mind cuz I grew up with it, I don't think they're a good addition mind you, they just don't bother me, but I can totally understand why it's stupid to have teddy bears, and wouldn't be upset if they didn't exist.The second Death Star however, I'm actually on board with. The Empire dissolved the senate in A New Hope, and changed its entire strategy to using this battle station to maintain order, after it was destroyed it actually makes sense they'd rush to build a second one, since now the rebellion is much larger and includes entire planets and their native species getting involved.
>>65174701stay nice and still, imp...
>>65174708they lack a lot of military bases and thus force projection and expedition ability in this scenario
>>65174718The rest of the world depends on the US(or Empire) to provide stability. If the US flipped and went full aggression, most of the war would be smaller countries fighting themselves and the US cleaning up what’s left of the victors.
>>65173857How long do you guys think the barrel is on the B1 battle droids blaster?
>>65174772>Total Blaster Length: Approx. \(48\text{ cm}\) to \(58\text{ cm}\) (\(19\) to \(22.8\text{ inches}\)) depending on the scaled variantwookiepedia
>>65173857Holonet shill (unpaid)
>>65174772At least 2 Rogers
>>65174118>It's both funny and sad how they're seen as good nowYou mean the Prequel defense force crawled out of the woodpile and have been posting "Boy fellow prequel haters are we READY TO ADMIT that actually the prequels were great all along?" ten thousand times a day on every website in an attempt to "speak this narrative into being" like a bunch of fags.
>>65174718>>65174699You could starve half the planet to death just by cutting off America from participating in global economics for a couple years.
>>65173857Droid operator. Somebody needs to be in charge of the automation.
>>65173866/thread
>>65173866checked and correct
>>65174832Uh oh! RLMfanboy meltie! Widdle guy has the sads that his hero’s plan of “give everything to Disney and JJ” backfired
>>65173866Wasted digits and an opinion that screams “I am brown”.Thank you saaaaaaar.
>>65174965Brain rot personified.
>>65174975Shush, jamboy.
>>65174980Literally have no idea what half of anything you're saying is, which makes sense given that prequelfags are brain dead.
>>65173857>johnny rebYeah, nah m8. I'll join the Imperial navy and get a W01 or W02 manning the gravity well projector controls on an Interdictor Star Destroyer. I'll say "yes sir" and smirk when the captain tells me to switch on the gravity well projector to pull some hapless moncuck cruiser out of hyperspace.
>>65173866
>>65174998Wait didn’t those “experts” not actually know anything and were all paid off?
>>65175010Who cares? Star Wars is dead sloppa.
>>65174965>If you don't like piss (the prequels) you MUST love shit (the sequels)Lmao the perennial seething reply of the prequel fag desperately wishing mankind had to judge movies on a curve.Sorry no number of shitty movies will make your movie less shitty.
>>65174682>only 3 of them return 20 minutes laterPole guy doesnt get blown up in space. Pole guy survives.
>>65173857vroom vroom bich
Double agent
>>65173866FPBP
>>65175010I mean, the idea that "an expert" on literally ANY given topic happened to be available at any time and a mere ten minutes away is fucking retarded.
this li'l guy looked like he was having fun
>>65173857Seppy LARPer
sexy ayylmao
>>65175461I remember how he made literal, undisguised monkey noises. Biggest eyeroll in a movie full of them.
>>65175461>notices rear endHang on, is that an M60?
>>65175529if twileks have eyebrows does that mean they have pubes? any lore experts?
>>65175646Of course twinks have pubes.
>>65175646We never see any hair beyond eyebrwos and eyelashes.Therefore, my educated guess as an amateur Twi'lek researcher is 'no'
>>65173866TRVTH NVKE, star cvcks seething.
>>65174673ROTS has a lot of cool shit in it but the pacing is fucked. It feels like 2 and half or so movies crammed into one.And they made Grievous go out like a total punk after hyping him to the moon and the cool stuff he did in gendywarsMy personal hot take is that Episode one is my favorite prequel. It's a shitty star wars movie but I just like the vibes and it's distinct lack of hayden christensen fagging around on the screen pissing me off
>>65174699This would be so lopsidedly in the empire's favor it's not even funny
>>65175646The carpet matches the drapes
>>65175646tentacle pubes
>>65176052The Phantom Menace is the fundamental problem with the PT. It is ultimately unnecessary in terms of the actual plot of the trilogy and what context it provides could have been established through dialogue and flashbacks.
>>65176415NTA, but having actually seen it again within the last few years, fuck no. That's where they set up the whole train wreck, letting in an emotional time bomb of dependency issues against their better judgement, because the alternative is that an unqualified knight fresh out of his own training leaves the order and does it with no oversight, because the one jedi that stood a chance of being able to pull that off begged for it with his dying breath. It shows us the sheer level of chess that Palpatine is playing on, warping LE TOTAL GOOD GUY VICTORY into his own ascencion (incidental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocDvmJ1VSS4 ). And it provides our parallel with Luke, for contrasting their eventual fates. If one of the more common jokes about Clones is "why couldn't we get the movie where they fight the gundarks?", how the hell do you think leaving all of that to talky-talky scenes would have gone?>flashbacksStar Wars does not do flashbacks, JJ you fucking buffoon.
>>65176578Not him but all of what you said is proof of the terrible writing lol.>jedi strive to guard against people who can't control their emotions so thoroughly to the point that they start as basically toddlers>eh well GUESS WE CAN LET EM TRAIN instead of you know, expelling them from the order and cutting off their training before they become hyper emotional space wizards, you know, CUZ QUI GOONER WANTED IT. Like...what?>level of chess Palpatine is playing>literally hinges on the fact that everyone playing against him is written to be retardedPalpatine makes no moves through the prequels, he literally just has all his pieces in line. This isn't because he's smart, it's because he has multiple deus ex machinas at his disposal, again, from poor writing. Palpatine says he'll return emergency powers, he doesn't, goes on to create a galactic empire, majority is cool with it. Palpatine tricks Anakin into thinking he has magic to save Padme, he doesn't, Anakin goes along with it anyway. Palpatine has a clone army at his disposal with a secret code to allow him to slaughter every jedi and take over the galaxy, no one stops to inspect the clones or devises a way to ensure the orders given to them can't come from a single source.There's aren't great, smart, genius moves, this is Lucas writing Palpatine getting everything he wants because he has to be in charge when the OT takes place. It also works against Luke's success. You have this guy who is written to just have perfect foresight, power, manipulation on an irresistible level, can diminish other's force abilities, etc etc, but he gets thrown down a tube by Vader. It makes no fucking sense, people who think the prequels are good have child brain, they never grew up, they're part of generation video essay where as long as the content creator shows a couple easter eggs they didn't know, and it confirms their bias towards a product, suddenly they take it as gospel of why the product they like is a masterpiece
>>65173866I have not watched anything Star Wars related since the sequels came out. Disney literally ruined it for me.
>>65173866>execute order 66Nooooo!!!
>>65176733>>65176578I respect the film critique but take it to /tv/ unless you're going to talk SW guns
>>65174088I know one thing. I liked them as a kid and I still do. How many kids do you know that like Disney star wars? Simple as, m8.
>>65176838What an awful metric to judge the quality of something lol.Also, I don't interact with kids so I have no idea personally, but those movies made their money and then some. Your argument is the same shit we said back when the prequels came out, people fucking hated them, kids were forgiven for enjoying them because kids are idiots, we just never expected kids to continue being idiots into adulthood. Mark my words, the sequels will have their own video essay renaissance, even idiot out there wants to know that shitty thing they like isn't actually shitty, and everyone else was just wrong and boomer about it.Mind you, you're allowed to like whatever you like, I like all kinds of shitty stuff, but I'm under no delusion that they're a "masterpiece."
>>65176578Everything involving Anakin was halfbaked and Lucas relied on it being a prequel where everyone knew the gist of what happened as a substitute for good character writing. If you must keep TPM you can drop Qui-Gon entirely, made the film about Obi-Wan and Anakin, and saved the time filler pod racing for more important shit - like actually making us think Anakin and Padme have an emotional connection. You can even go further with Anakin's attachment and abandonment issues while adding to his dissatisfaction with the Jedi. After they escape Naboo with Padme, Anakin suggest hiding on Tatooine, it's then explained that he was born there as a slave before being taken by the Jedi Order. You use this information to establish that Anakin is still kinda sore leaving his mom behind as a slave but accepts he leads a better life because of it. They land and Anakin immediately goes out to find her with Padme in tow, eventually discovering that she escaped slavery and leads a quiet life as a moisture farmer with her husband and stepkids. Not only does he get the dramatic irony of discovering his life would have turned out fine if he hadn't abandoned his mom, he discovers that all he really wants is a family and life of his own as opposed to the asceticism of the Order. With Darth Maul coming for them they have to leave Tatooine with Anakin promising to return. And with that you literally set up everything involving Anakin's character arc and you're only 2/3rds the way through the first film.
>>65176733>eh well GUESS WE CAN LET EM TRAIN instead of you know, expelling them from the order and cutting off their training before they become hyper emotional space wizards, you know, CUZ QUI GOONER WANTED IT. Like...what?And what, let Obi-Wan run off and train Anakin without even the vague semblance of a safety net the order tried to put up? People don't properly credit Obi-Wan with his share of the blame for putting the disaster in motion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hez8fUl8EKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nO0uJenOgw>PalpatineIs a phenomenally good gaslighter. The secret sauce was that he was very good at just looking like a nice, inoffensive guy. It was always someone else giving him power, which he oh so humbly and reluctantly accepted. It was Padme that called for a vote of no confidence, Jar Jar that proposed emergency powers. The Senate voted to extend his term, and it was Yoda that dropped out of the sky with a mystery army, which the Kaminoans swear was paid for by the Jedi, and they instantly take the Jedi on as officers, so what the fuck are you up to, Ketamine Kermit, hmmmm?>>65176791One of my favorite little details is how starfighter weapons have gimball and dynamic gun convergence adjustment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMfuJBnYNncIt makes for a fun balance between the funny WW2 wild spray and the precision lethality you'd expect out of a sci-fi setting. You can have your high-speed passes, but if he slots in on your tail, you are going to get locked and swatted.
>>65176859>What an awful metric to judge the quality of something lol.They're movies for children. Their enjoyment of said films is the only measure for their quality. Anything else is cope for adults who have nothing useful to say and have forgotten what fun feels like. > I don't interact with kidsCalled it.
>>65176874>They're movies for childrenThen why are you defending it?>>65176865>And what, let Obi-Wan run off and train Anakin without even the vague semblance of a safety net the order tried to put up?Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying, the EU had already established this was a thing up to that point, and if you don't consider that canon, at least understand the idea that the order of borderline Vulcans who place logic and doing what's right above emotions guiding them probably wouldn't be cool with just taking on an unstable apprentice to learn how to do dangerous space magicks because you're literally being overly emotional and letting those feelings guide you. Also, it makes Obi-wan and Yoda seem retarded and hypocritical, again, helping ruin characters that were once seen as wise. Prequels do the same shit the sequels do, ruin good characters, tell bad stories.>Is a phenomenally good gaslighterYeah, if you're able to be gaslit by a 10 year old. Like all it would take is one dude to raise his hand and be like "Uhh, so what's the criteria of when the powers get returned?" And he'd be fucked. If anyone asked who the creepy guy telling the Trade Federation what to do was, so many flaws in his plan and you honestly think it's a positive trait that he literally gets away with it for no real reason beyond "It was written that way.">it was Yoda that dropped out of the sky with a mystery armyNo, there is a scene where Palpatine specifically says his first act is to create a "grand army of the Republic."
>>65176908>Then why are you defending it?Because I remember my childhood, and I both have kids and mentor kids.
>>65176919>have kidsCool.>mentor kidsLess cool.Anyway your kid brain tastes will help you fit right in with em.
>>65176921Nah, anon, you're the cool one. You're so cool that you have to shit on kids' films online to total strangers. I'm just lame old dad who likes hot wheels and old star wars. Hope the whole "shit on thing" format comes back to yt so you can finally make it.
>>65176935Ok
>>65173923>Transport PilotFucking this. I love Star Wars' shuttles.
>>65176908>Yes. That's exactly what I'm sayingAnd Yoda agrees with you. But it needs to be emphasized that you're just trading one powder keg for another, and they went for the one that they thought was slightly less likely to cook off. A Dark Side Force-user doesn't stop being the Jedi's problem just because they let him fester somewhere else.>Palpatine specifically says his first act is to create a "grand army of the Republic."Creating AN army was already on the docket as of the start of the movie, but it was the Jedi that walked into his office and said "hey, we just happen to have a spare army, would that work for you?">all it would take is one dude to raise his hand and be like "Uhh, so what's the criteria of when the powers get returned?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBHLvNrZh9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjKogrfsdo>who the creepy guy telling the Trade Federation what to do wasDo you even know when the good guys became aware of that, and who told them about it?Not to go full muh media literacy, but I think you have an issue understanding the basic premise of a tragedy. From our outside perspective, it is painfully obvious. That's the point, because none of the characters are working with full information, and they fuck it all up.>>65176791The biggest thing I miss from the OT to the sequels is the squibs and smoke. It really sold the physicality of blasters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdKsa3LpfxI
>>65176973>sequels*prequels
>>65176973>A Dark Side Force-user doesn't stop being the Jedi's problem just because they let him fester somewhere elseI'm not going to follow you off topic, the story was written the way it was because stuff needed to happen and Lucas isn't a good enough writer to explain how in a clever way, so he just handwaved multiple stupid plot points because Palpatine needed to win.>Creating AN army was already on the docket as of the start of the movie, but it was the Jedi that walked into his office and blah blahBro did you even watch the movie? Literally the scene tied to the approval of emergency powers at the senate they're talking about approving the clone army.>Do you even know when the good guys became aware of that, and who told them about it?Well it would definitely be information at risk of being exposed given that the leader of the Trade Federation were captured at the end of Phantom Menace.>I think you have an issue understanding the basic premise of a tragedyI'm sorry, I wasn't aware the basic premise of tragedy required everyone in the movie to be never ask questions, go with things even after they've been exposed as evil plans, and just trust anything that might be convenient despite the fact that it seemingly came from nowhere, information about it was deleted, and it carried the potential risk of handing the entire galaxy to a potential hidden threat that everyone in the movie admitted they were aware of.You just don't understand what good writing looks like because of your child brain and confirmation bias, the video essays told you it was a masterpiece, and you REALLY love them, so you believe it through and through, willfully ignoring glaring flaws because "That's not what Star Wars Theory told me!" It's also ironic that you keep linking videos to the movies, when you yourself don't remember what was actually said, or the context of given situations.
>>65177018>"nuh uh"compelling>Literally the scene tied to the approval of emergency powers at the senate they're talking about approving the clone army.Exactly. Who told them about that clone army, and also the fuckhueg droid army that sent everyone around Palpatine into "oh fuck we need to go emergency powers" mode? Oh, and the other team just happens to be led by a former Jedi, how convenient. Palpatine is not the suspicious guy in the room, and that's why it was so easy to keep heaping powers on him.>Well it would definitely be information at risk of being exposed given that the leader of the Trade Federation were captured at the end of Phantom Menace.So you don't know, and your retort is "it would have made more sense if Gunray just admitted to conspiring with shadowy powers to catastrophically fuck up the Republic".>[wall of bullshit]Genuine question, when was the last time you watched Clones? If we're straying into personal attacks, I'm going to guess it was 2003, and everything since then was with a Red Letter voiceover, the most telling aspect being your inability to distinguish between hating everything about this situation and admitting that they are flying blind for trust. There is no other franchise where people speak with such confidence about a film they haven't seen in 20 years. Your entire argument boils down to "this is so obvious they should have just thrown a coup", and THAT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING DO!Knowing where it all ends up in the end didn't ruin the prequels' writing, it ruined your ability to see the murk.
>>65177166>Exactly. Who told them about that clone armyMoving the goalposts, you were simply wrong about your claim.>Palpatine is not the suspicious guy in the room, and that's why it was so easy to keep heaping powers on him.>Multiple scenes where the Jedi leadership is highly suspicious of himYou're mentally fucked lol.>So you don't knowI don't care about the Clone Wars show. It's irrelevant to the conversation, if you need a 7 season poorly animated series to fix the flaws of your prequel trilogy, you fucked up royally.>Genuine question, when was the last time you watched Clones?>incorrectly claims Yoda magically appeared with the clone army unannouncedLol'd, I'd wager more recent than you, unless you have the memory of a goldfish.>Your entire argument boils down to "this is so obvious they should have just thrown a coup"Not my argument at all, weird that you just imagined that.You need to relax, slow down, actually think about what you're writing, Star Wars Theory has melted your brain, you no longer are about to think critically about it.
>>65177227>Moving the goalposts, you were simply wrong about your claim.>Palpatine is not the suspicious guy in the room, and that's why it was so easy to keep heaping powers on him.>Multiple scenes where the Jedi leadership is highly suspicious of himHow would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning? The Senate, the Chancellor and the Jedi are separate entities, and from the Senate's point of view, the Jedi are the fishy ones.>I don't care about the Clone Wars showlmao, you really haven't seen it in 20 years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaXHDpCe-KIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gibqPYT8Vis>incorrectly claims Yoda magically appeared with the clone army unannouncedAnd you accuse me of making shit up.>Not my argument at all, weird that you just imagined that.It's the logical conclusion of it. For the sake of argument, what's your actual solution?>you [are] no longer are about to think critically about it.And you don't know it well enough to think critically about it.
>>65176791here is a good video about sw guns, Ahki>>65177166zased prequel bvllhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiJ9m1hjbkw
>>65177271>never mentioned in the movies at all besides Palpatine's personal disdain, please stay on topic>irrelevant videosNot sure what you're trying to say, I think you're misrepresenting my argument again, strawman.>your retort is "it would have made more sense if Gunray just admitted to conspiring with shadowy powers to catastrophically fuck up the Republic"This is incorrect, you repeatedly make up stuff that I say and then attack it as if I said that, please cite where I said that anywhere in any of my posts.>It's the logical conclusion of itJesus. Again, cite where I claimed that. I don't care about solutions, you're in Star Wars roleplay mode, I'm actually critically analyzing the flaws of the movie. I'm not here to make hypothetical solutions ad nauseum with you, I'm pointing out plot holes, and you're running around trying to pretend they actually make sense if I only buy into the shitty writing.I don't.>And you don't know it well enough to think critically about it.>it was Yoda that dropped out of the sky with a mystery armyLol'd
>>65177329Correction.>from the Senate's point of view, the Jedi are the fishy onesnever mentioned in the movies at all besides Palpatine's personal disdain, please stay on topic
>>65176961Honestly, I prefer the Lancer class but that's not really an option here.
>>65177329Okay, I can see we're winding down, so I'm gonna ignore all your other bullshit and stick with>I'm pointing out plot holes, and you're running around trying to pretend they actually make sense if I only buy into the shitty writing.If the writing makes sense, then it's not a plot hole. You are simply the latest in a long tradition of retards that failed to absorb the plain, on-screen text, and blamed it on everything but yourself.
>>65177347What if I don't think there are any plotholes, but I think the writing is garbage?
>>65177347>I'm going to willfully ignore critically thinking about the subject, and then ignore your posts because I've got baby brain and love me some poorly written Star Wars and can't cope with being wrong."Gotcha, I'd leave too if I got thorough btfo.
>>65177358Then I'd say it's probably actually the delivery that's your real problem. One of the most iconic scenes in the franchise is exactly the same kind of cheese, but sold exceptionally well. Ian MacDiarmid and Christopher Lee also steal the hell out of the prequels in how they work their material. For Christensen in particular, trying to mix that writing style with an emotionally unstable teenage character is an incredible challenge, and I'm not entirely surprised that the result is janky. His physical acting is damned good, though.
>>65177393Reminder you had no actual rebuttal to what I was saying aside from repeatedly misrepresenting my argument, if you think your interpretation has value, stop lol.
>>65177393Delivery is separate from writing, and covers far less in terms of final product.
>>65177416You don't have an argument, you have a baseless assertion. You attempt to cite examples, and every time I answer them, you retreat to "that's irrelevant/you're misinterpreting me/idklol". You complain about the Jedi making bad decisions, when the whole political arc of the trilogy is the Jedi being deprived of good options. You freely engage in coulda/shoulda/woulda thinking, then chastise me for doing the same. You claim to be thinking critically, but display a shocking lack of familiarity with the source material. Also, you're a furry avatarfag. I am done speaking with you.Fuck yaMudda>>65177452That's a whole philosophical debate unto itself that probably really does belong on /tv/. Art gonna be wishy-washy like that.
>>65177502I thought you were going to ignore my posts, btfo again lol.>you're misrepresenting meWell, you are, I asked to cite where I said any of what you claimed, that's when you opted out. You lose this one.>I am done speaking with you.I accept your defeat.
>>65175646You have eyebrows but no pubes anon.
I would be the future equivalent of a gunsmith, but would render my services to whoever paid the most, because the Rebellion is cucked compared to the Empire. Simple as. >Star Wars is gay and cuckedAgreed. So the challenge is, what would you do about Star Wars to make it /k/ approved. The last time I remembered we had pure /k/ino was anything the ARC Troopers did in the 2003 Clone Wars animation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJ06YqytYMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIj7gIDFDe4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLyJ2g3d0M
