https://youtu.be/CduA0TULnow
>>65312254Eternal flight status?
no fucking way
>>65312262
>>65312254>>65312262
>>65312275I can't tell if this is parody or not.
>>65312275>>65312268western datalink continues to be the single most important invention in warfare. Imagine if there was an F-35 there to do sensor fusion too
>>65312268>>65312275>couldn't even kill the pilotUkraine should stick to bombing refineries.
>>65312275For all those thousands of bombs they claim to drop they sure don't seem to be doing anything to make the advance any faster.
>>65312275Illuminated by ground radar? WWII has called, they wantheir technology back
>>65312275>cock-brothers
>>65312275>There were 3 cock brothers at once
>>65312275>we have lots of su-35show many is that?
>>65312333Well apparently the Ukies just got the rights to produce Patriots domestically
>>65312275Ok nah this is crossing a line, this has to be bait
>>65312340They have at least over 100 SU-35 left in their inventory, however the SU-34 is slowly becoming an endangered species
>>65312346Nah, Trump will make his usual phone call to Putin after meeting with Zelenski and walk back on everything he said earlier. Like he always does.
>>65312333They're allegedly very low on Patriot interceptors, so may as well position the otherwise under-utilized radar for something useful then.Glide-bomb spam is the backbone of RU advances. Even a marginal decline in their throughput has meaningful impacts on the front.
>>65312284I don't think soRussian slang and idioms really don't translate well into English, especially if translated literally, hence these ridiculous machine translations
>>65312275Cock brother CTATYC?>>65312292>Ukraine should stick to [the single most hurtful thing for a petrostate]You got it chiefIt will get so much worse for puccia on that front
>>65312275>1 simulated the release of fabs while 2 sat on the roofIs he talking about ukies or zegroids here? As in did ukies bait the SU to get in range by pretending to lob glide bombs while a patriot stood in wait to get a radar signature from the SU?
>>65312284Nope
>>65312275I mean if you're throwing 8,000 bombs per month, you're not really advancing very far.
>>6531227580% of what they write is just gay erotica, it's really hard to glean any real information out of their bullshit. >>65312372>Russian slang and idioms really don't translate well into EnglishHow fucking bad do these have to translate for every other phrase to be about ass reaming and tonguing male dongs? It kind of just seems like they are gay as fuck.
>>65312333What do you think Patriots were made for Anon?
>>65312485
not happy about this
>>65312359Dude, just because Russia says they have X amount of some gear in inventory it does NOT mean that X amount can be used. They should have like 10 T-14's, but how many of them are actually operational? Yeah, exactly. What Russian inventory says and what is reality are two different things.
>>65312507>Banan reacts The eggs are being measured as we speak
>>65312507>Stink of AchorageLmao Russians genuinely believed there was a "Spirit of Anchorage" that they hoped would be their saving grace but which Trump had no intention of following up on.
>>65312275>The penises struck our anus, but we will endure the triple cock threatHow are they a real people. Let alone a country.
>>65312254>>65312268>>65312275did fighterbomber said anything
>>65312275>3 cock brothersI’m in tears right now.
>>65312577>How are they a real peoplethey aren't, they just sorta look like people
>>65312577>How are they a real peoplePeople in question
>>65312275Gay slur, the post. Chuck Tingle is a pussy ravager compared to the authorship of the average Russian mil-poster.
>>65312501This hits different in the original russian.
>>65312578Fighterbomber is >>65312268Note that for the fist time asses were introduced by the translation. The original is about cunts ("пoлyчить пизды" - lit. "get a cunt" - "get hurtfully beaten")
>>65312520More Republicans should take a cue from Boris: you can just take the Russian bribe money and then NOT do what they tell you.
>>65312292You do realize that he lies?
>>65312275>we didn't need that fighter jet anyway.They are just robots, huh?
>>65312639No, that would be the drones. Fighter jets are manned aircraft.
>>65312509>10I would say 10 of anything isn't useful if it's a tank and it's a joke to even mention it. The fact that they even think it makes sense to mention that you have 10 of whatever tank makes the situation laughable.
>>65312275I will never get over how Russians talk. Machine translation is to them what the revelation about izzat was to pajeets.>We took the gay faggots in a battle of cocks and asses, but our asses were smaller and tighter than theirs so we were penetrated by their cocks, and then once the cocks were in our asses we squeezed tight and held their cocks in, but the cocks of our honoured partners were flaccid after pumping them day and night over their oil refineries, so we were forced to wait all night with the bumtouching crests cocks tight in our asses while air defense cuckolds watched flying chandeliers rain a golden shower of FPVs on our heads>Things are bad but victory is assureAnd if you've been following this war, that above passage will somehow make sense to you, in the way there's a narrative there that can be explained. Absolutely wild. What the fuck are these people?
>WOOOOOW TOOK 3 F-16 AND PATRIOT TO SHOOT US DOWNmentality of 14 yo COD player
>>65312738>OOOH PATRIOT, I'M A PUSSY THAT USES PATRIOT
>>65312713I think the scariest thing is that passage does, in fact, make perfect sense to me. I need to get off the chans for a while.
>>65312476So what I'm getting from this is>Mig-29/Su-24 baited Suk Huis at low altitude>F-16 pair lurking at service ceiling >Patriot radar feeding datalink to everyoneSounds kino if true.
>>65312776>I need to get off the chans for a while.You won't.
>>65312778>stupid khokhols wasting time with innovative tactics instead of just spamming more and bigger bombs
>>65312812>fuckin' khokhol sweatlord tryhards
>>65312817>>65312812Sweats do ruin games
>>65312776>>65312799
>>65312822Being baseline competent isn't being a sweatlord.
>>65312275>The pilot is alive and well
>>65312485Multiple slavic languages (Czech, Slovak, Polish, Russian...) use ass in many vulgar idiomsFor example - "Have [thing] up/by the ass/cunt" ~= "Not give a fuck about [thing]"; "Climb/Stick oneself up [person]'s ass" ~= "Suck up to [person]"; "[thing] is up the ass/cunt" ~= "[thing] is FUBAR"; etc..."Shove it up your ass" should be obvious, "Dick up your ass" means "Go fuck yourself" or "Get fucked"Comparing someone to the male member is a general purpose pejorative = asshole, dickhead, retard etc. Man of poor intellect and, most likely, characterOne more thing that comes to mind is the often memed phrase, like "ass on the ass", "ass to ass" or something to that effect - while I don't know the specific context in which it occurred, the meaning is most likely similar to the phrase "nuts to butts" - people forcibly packed tightly together, "such that their asses are touching/pressed against each other", hence the phrasing
>>65312778How the hell did Russian ground radar not pick up a pair of f16s at 40k feet or whatever? The rcs of those refurbed f16as is bigger than you’d expect
>>65312501Does anyone have one in this format, but original Russian, of the saying about something like "if curses about asses, dicks, and mouths are coming from them, you are speaking to a true Russian patriot"?
>>65312588>ram>not ziggernaut
>>65312268>we followed formula>the crests did notDo they really expect enemies to not adapt? >blyat formula not followed now blini is ruined!
>>65312713Russian language is heavy on idioms, metaphors, metonyms and similes.The vulgar and profane ones very often include a mention of one or more private parts.So if a Russian curses like a sailor, and you put it through a machine translation that is very literal and doesn't understand these idioms and metaphors, you get something akin to a pulp erotica put through a blender
>>65312919
>>65312275>>65312713>>65312919Does anyone have this Telegram message in the original Russian? My friend wants to take a crack at translating it, thinks he could do a better job.
>>65312359100 aircraft in inventory means 30 to 40 that can fly at any given time. As that 100 goes down the mission ready aircraft get more and more wear so the readiness rate goes down and accident rate goes up.
>>65312941https://t.me/ZOV_Voevoda/48978
>>65312891What I think is happening is that they gather info of active AA installations from the drones they send daily. Maybe they knew the area had a window of no AA
>>65312953Unless you lower the operational tempo to account for the losses. Which you'll do because planes are expensive and Russians are not completely stupid.
>>65312977I think he did make it more easily understandable, but I'll let you all be the judges: "The faggots played it pretty well today.There were 3 rooster brothers-in-arms at once.1 simulated dropping KABs, 2 provided top cover.The Su-35 drank a lot of their blood, hence such a strong desire to catch it.Since the whole rooster brotherhood is "half-blind" on ancient F-16s and even more so on MiGs and Sukhois, a Patriot illuminated everything from the ground.They dragged the system to a distance of 60km from the LOC.The Su-35 pilot is alive and well. He'll pass the medical board and keep flying.All of this won't have any effect on the 8 thousand FABs dropping on the heads of the Tarasiks in the trenches every month.We have plenty of Su-35s. Plenty of pilots for them.A whole lot of R-37Ms and R-77Ms.Does it suck? Well, yeah. But nothing more than that."
>>65312903that's literally zigger mindset in everything that they do, the other party is somehow always at fault
>>65313000Your zigger friend did his best to sanitize it, you mean.
>>65313000>The Su-35 pilot is alive and wellYeah, and Moskva is going back to port on her own power
>>65313021NTA, that's pretty close to the original meaning for the most partRooster is another word for faggot (specifically the receiving partner in forced prison gay sex - sissy, maybe?)Tarasiks is another word for Ukrainians, similar to how we call Russians Ivans (Taras is a fairly common Ukrainian name)
>>65313033
>>65312995>Russians>not completely stupidGood one nonnermous
>>65312613telegram and their translation so for some inexplicable reason he decided to go after the f16s deep inside of ukranian territory?what kind of mental dcs retardion is that
So how many downed su-35s is that and how many allegedly are left?
>>65312460"2 on the roof", so maybe 2 f16s up high while something else baited the su35 down low
How many flankers does Russia have in working order anyway?I still don't get why they're so averse to using them as well as why they use the tactics they do.
>>65313091Eskimos have a hundred words for snow because it's everywhere around them. Ziggers seemingly have an infinite number of words for "faggot". Weird huh?
>>65313147>Eskimos have a hundred words for snowI read that this was more a deal like the German language, where it's the same handful of words, with adjectives just attached at the front.>Whitesnow>Whiteice>Meltingsnow>Meltingice
>most equipment in every category is gone >economy in the shitterWho wants to take bets on if Globalfirepower will up their strength again?
>>65312275Btw this voivode-"i'm 30 and have fucking nothing" dude was cucked, then got beaten up by wife's lover(or was unable to beat up him despite knowing what he did and having access to him; dont remember exactly, something embarassing like that), then got divorce raped, then suicide baited online like a bpd girl(for a bit it was believable, then he was found alive and well a couple of days later). Also ruined all friendships and connections he had in the military(not during that meltdown but previously, it came out in discussions of the situation).Its been a huge drama in ziggergram around half a year ago.
>>65312919>Russian is so beautiful and mysterious :)>It's the beautiful use of idioms, metaphors, metonyms and similes :)Yet the beautiful and mysterious Russian's idioms, metaphors, metonyms and similes talk about sucking cocks, fucking cocks (forced), getting raped by cocks, cocks in ass, assrape, and denouncement of consensual homosex lol
>>65312919This is more than a bad translation of dickhead or getting fucked (screwed over) this is prison culture euphamisms
>>65313147Not just faggot its prison rape victims. In normal countries we tend to make up names for the actual homosexuals in the streets.
>>65313187Guy seems like a typical Russian, DESU.https://meduza.io/feature/2026/04/16/takogo-pozora-ya-ne-vyderzhu
>>65312275>There were 3 cock brothers at once.Hey I've seen that movie!
>>65312895Da, tovarishch.
>>65312887>One more thing that comes to mind is the often memed phrase, like "ass on the ass", "ass to ass" or something to that effect - while I don't know the specific context in which it occurred, the meaning is most likely similar to the phrase "nuts to butts" - people forcibly packed tightly together, "such that their asses are touching/pressed against each other", hence the phrasingI believe the context was something like "that asshole is in deep shit".
>>65312776>I need to get off the chans for a whileSee you tomorrow!
>>65313132I think this the eighth or ninth downed so far.
>>65312275>cock brothers
>>65313241Both things can be true anonRussian can be a very pretty language. At the same time, you're not reading high literature, but shitposts whose authors only care about a clever use of language insofar as it allows them to shove as much profanity into a single paragraph as humanly possible. And as I said, Russian profanity involves a lot of genitals and shoving things up assorted orifices. >>65313245The specific word you're probably thinking of - petukh, translated as rooster/cock - does indeed have origins in gay prison rape, but has since entered the general vocabulary an extra heavy insult (pretty much the worst insult in the Russian language afaik), hence why they call Ukrainians that
DISHONORABLE BUM TOUCHING CRESTS
>>65312713Fuck, remind me of her name please.
not happening
>>65313570The brow has been raisedI repeat, the brow has been raised
>>65313570literally just silent hunter 3 footage
>>65313579don't care.I have my bucket and my well.
>>65312275OK, so to translate from zigger to English:1 Ukrainian goes in, fakes a pull-up to simulate releasing glide bombs, two others fly high cover.The Su-35 attempte to engage the first Ukie, gets lit up by ground radar which datalinks to the two other Ukies flying coverSo the Su-35 gets his ass shot down because his RWR tells him he's being painted by ground radar, and when it starts to scream the'guidance/homing' the Fox 3 is less than 10 miles out and diving.ggclose, he punches out>>65312305Yes. This is practically Kammhuber-line type shit going on.>>65312288Agreed, but shouldn't the Russians also have datalink? How teh fuck do they miss two Ukies flying high cover?Also,>8000 glide bombslmao no way. That'd be 260+ drops per day.2 bombs per sortie, 4k sorties per month, spread over how many airframes?Yeah, no.
>>65312919>i-is machine fault it don't get profound russian spirit in idiom that is literally "cock in the ass and then mouth like bitch rooster gay fuck" which simply means "is bad" but poetically>curses like a sailor>Historically, British naval culture treated homosexuality as both a severe crime and a mortal sin. Under the Royal Navy Articles of War, sodomy and buggery carried harsh penalties, including the death penalty.
>>65313021> Your zigger friend did his best to sanitize it, you mean.So what?Its legible, while google translate stumbles on typos/wrong spelling and heavily mangles memes, idioms, swearing and assrape euphemisms. Sometimes it results in something funny, but mostly produces gibberish.So if you are translating not a text written in a "proper" language, but a post from tg or dvach, google image translate is a very bad choice. Unless you want to birth another "ass is in the ass" of course.
>>65313540>Patriot SAMbushBeautiful.>pilot survivedThere is no credible instance ever of a pilot surviving being shot down by a Patriot. Not saying it's impossible, but for some reason I'm suspicious of their claim.
>>65313608The historical place for faggots in Britain was the army, wasn't it?
>>65313620Su-35 is a big girl, if the warhead hits the rear quarter there is a good chance that he has time to GTFO.
>>65313594>randomly mentions the Englishhuh?
>>65312268THEY MOVED AN AIR KNIGHT DIAGONAL! FUCKING CRESTS!
>>65312323"The Three Cock Brothers cum in the night... ON YOUR BUM!"
>>65312372It's not a mistranslation, they're gay as fuck.lmao preeeeeeeeemium cope
>>65313621Ever heard of Lawrence of Arabia?
>>65312275>Copecasting
>>65312887No fuck you, it's seriously not that complicated.
>>65313633The English is like the US CIA spy or the German Nazi to them, some omnipresent bogeyman that foils mighty pccia's every step.It saves them from self-reflection and actually fixing their broken crab bucket of a country.
>>65313668Sure, but I don't know if he was gay and/or an army officer.But being gay and going to Araby also makes sense, I guess.
>>65313033No it isn't and you know it.
>>65312275These animals never learn how to war.
>>65312254This is unrelated, but does anyone have the gif of this? I've been scouring the internet but haven't been able to find it
>>65313716feel free to post your own translation then
>>65313753The one full of gay sex is literally the truth.
>>65313731Commence the jigglin'!>>65313353Thank you.
>>65313150Possibly so, but people who repeat this claim generally neglect to consider that even in English we have several dozen words for snow. Some common ones are blizzard and flurry in the sense of the weather event, and powder and hardpack in the sense of granular ice deposits.
>>65312887>>65313356
>>65313091>chmolol i didnt know, i used to call my shitty ukie friends this all the time
>>65313666Accusation of consentual and/or passive homosexuality is the ultimate, gravest insult in all of ex-ussr. Fighting words if you will, if spoken irl to a wrong person/overheard and misunderstood by such person, consequences will likely be dire. So, saying it on the internet, and clearly about the enemy frees you up from such worries. A liberating feeling of being able to publicly scream equivalent of "nigger"(maybe worse) and be completely fine afterwards.Its not wrong to think that all this talk is actually kinda gay though. Being neurotic and obsessive about "taboo"(and many are) could make that to a person.Translation of more subtle things are actually lost in google translate. For example, a line about "rooster brothers" - the word that becomes just "brothers", is written by him to specifically mimic ukrainian pronunciation of word for "sworn brothers"(which is often used in communication of AFU when speaking about its soldiers), and he uses it because it is trendy among less-fromal russian media people to drop random ukraininan/ukraininan-sounding words for mockery and comedic effect. Is this important? Not at all. Just an example of things that machine translation probably will never be able to get right or at all; while its not practical to manually write a meme treatise about every nuance of posts brought here. To explain that "there's hard to explain mistranslation" is not some sort of glorification as posts like >>65313241 >>65312937 allege.
vid of the crash with a drone checking out the wreckage
>>65313626>>65313909It looks like she got hit right in the center considering you can still see both vertical stabilizers.
>>65313909damn thats some limit of its range
>>65313940Doubt it since the static is also affecting the watermark, unless they have the unit watermark as a part of the HUD. Most likely just your average opsec degradation like lowering the resolution of thermal footage.
>>65312900that is ziggernaut
>>65313254
>>65314104>repressing their natural gayness is why russia is so fucked uppoetry
>>65313594Some things never change
>>65312359>>65312364They will be less of a problem once Ukraine gets Meteor
>>65312254Imagine the USAF struggling against the lranian air force after years. Yes, what Ukraine has is the equivalent of the lranian air force.
>>65314219>Imagine the USAF struggling against the lranian air forceyou don't need to imagine
>>65312275>3 cock brothers at onceThe way Russians write never cease to amaze me. Cock is on their mind 24/7. Its all they can think about.
>>65314181It's really a race between Donbabweans and braindead Ruzzians about which I hate the most.
>>65314181Wait, didnt russia do the shelling theyre talking about here?
>>65312275Who wants to be my cock brother ? I can offer free reloads
>>65312713I understood the full message lmao
>>65313937It fell from the sky in a flat spin while on fire, though.It really seems like Flankers don't outright disintegrate when hit, they just catch fire and go into a flat spin. We have multiple vids of them doing that.And on a list of situations when it's time to punch out, this is probably pretty close to the top.Still, falling for the old Patriot trap again in 2026? A bit odd.
>>65314222Have to give some credit to the USN too currently dropping warheads on foreheads around the coast and over 100 miles in lran. While the lran air force is nowhere to be found. If the lran air force has any of their vintage junkyard aircraft left they are hidden throughout inside some random goat barns.
>>65314344Comparison is also shit because the RuAF is getting cucked by their fucking neighbor, whereas the US is literally on the opposite side of the planet.>after five years, Ukrainian drone attacks on Russia have skyrocketed >after a month, Iranian drone attacks on Israel and US bases no longer exist
>>65314344>While the lran air force is nowhere to be found2 Iranian Fencers were shot down by a Qatari F-15.A couple of Iranian F-5s managed to bomb an US base.
Diesel status?
>>65314446fucked? Like I'm in the US and my farmer cousins are in a complicated state where they are going to enjoy the increased prices but are deeply concerned about what it means for other people being able to eat.
>>65314446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REeN7QfBWcg
>>65314446diesel is in the rooster's ass and everyone will be spooned gasoline dripples from the pump like cum from old man penisI can't imitate beautiful Russian language
>>65314560>gasoline dripples from the pump like cum from old man penisNah, it's perfect.
>>65314446>Diesel status?Banned from export.
>>65312254that's a war crime
>>65313511>Russian can be a very pretty languageIt's actually retarded and gay in many ways>does indeed have origins in gay prison rape, but has since entered the general vocabularyBruh, russian society generally swears like a sailor since childhood. And not to emphasize things or color the statement but because your "pretty language" is too complex for them to use in daily life, so like every other word gets changed to khuy, pizda, ebat, zhopa, sosat, pidor, petukh and their variants. There was like recently a video of drones fucking up another refinery filmed from afar from somebody's balcony and in the background a kid commented, by the sound of it he was like 6-9 years and his speech already was "50 y.o. butthurt alcoholic bydlo unc" lmao.
>>65313570They delete the videos on RU 2ch, so that when people discuss it they write "well if something like that really happened, there would be photos or videos, no?" kek.
>>65313626Bruh, sending an evacuation team to get the pilot around the frontline is out of the question for russians. This isn't america.
>>65314240It did
>>65314397>A couple of Iranian F-5s managed to bomb an US base.this is as real as the ayatollah being alive
>>65314397>A couple of Iranian F-5s managed to bomb an US base.God, i wish that was true. It would be so hillarious.
>>65314570>like cum from old man penisObsessed. Do you like the fireworks that we send to kyiev few days ago, taras?
>>65314753pic related, it's the reward for your shill post
>>65312254Nice. Also the astronaut in this music video is a surgeon now. I wonder if Britney ever let him hit. >>65312616holy based
>>65312476>rusniggers calling anyone else pidors>saying that f-16 is blindPathetic lot they are. Absolutely unoriginal and childish.
>>65314767QRD?
>>65314778A spoon with a hole is the ultimate gift for a russhit. In Russian culture, it means that the spooned individual is branded a "rooster" (petukh), the lowest form of life there is. They give them to each other, then brutally rape and enslave the recipient if it's accepted, even by accident. The rooster is then forced to constantly carry the spoon around and submit to anyone who's not a rooster. Also, Russians think that homosex becomes not gay if you rape, bugger, sodomize or throatfuck a rooster. Women also do it each other, and then the spooned women will be brutally raped and gaped by their friends should they accept the spoon.
>>65314781I regret askingwhat a vile society and culture
>>65312262>Eternal flight status?Looking out of the window
>>65314778To add some more. The "rooster" is basically a ritually unclean caste. You can't touch him except for beating him with your legs (can't even beat him using your arms) or fucking him with your dick. Otherwise you'll become ritually unclean yourself. And that isn't just losing status, you'll become the same as a rooster, i.e. others will be able to fuck you at any time without being considered gay. In the same manner this "unclean status" known as "zashquar" (za-sh-kw-ar) is transferred also indirectly, i.e. if you touch items belonging to a rooster you'll get unclean yourself. Hence the property of a rooster has to be marked in a obvious way so that others don't grab it by accident. One of suck traditional marks is drilling/punching a hole through the item. And a spoon is the most known example of it. I.e. if a spoon has a hole, then it's a rooster's spoon. This doesn't just convey the status for others but also acts as an additional humiliation ritual for the rooster since he has to plug the hole with his finger when eating soup and such. Why a hole? Because one of the ways the person getting fucked in the ass the first time in russian criminal culture is called "getting pierced", and a person then is known as "pierced", so his spoon is also then pierced.
>>65314588>>65314446>>65314560>trump tries to bail out putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil>Ukraine responds to this by goes HAM on both interdicting Russian oil and crippling their refinement capabilities. Speaking of smoking accidents, Ukraine just blew up another Russian refinery complex, this one at Nizhnekamsk in Tatarstan.
>>65314807>NizhnekamskIt's called bottomcumsk
>>65314768That's a terrible Shinji cosplay.
>>65314811You mean Kyiv.Also, you really need to do something about your smoking problem.
>>65314820Your image is outdated.
>>65314817hehehe
>>65314823>every single refinery on that pic got ACKedHoly fuck, ukies might really just run out of targets to hitWas this THE BEAR's plan all along? To sit like a cuck and watch his shit get blown up?
>>65314820Omsk got fucked pretty thoroughly this week.>According to the sources, a crude distillation unit, CDU-10, which accounts for around 38% of the plant's production capability with a capacity of 24,580 metric tons a day, caught fire and was damaged in the attack.>The sources said another primary processing unit, CDU-11, was also halted. It accounts for 37% of the plant's capacity and is able to process 24,000 tons of oil per day.
>>65314830>guise we took another 0.0001% of land and it only took us 3 months
>>65314830Not only are Russians unable to attack the European factories supplying Ukraine, they wouldn't dare to do so even if they could.
>>65314837It actually took 3 YEARS to get there from Bakhmut, the battle there ended in May '23. Take a wild guess how far away this latest "victory" they are crowing about is>>65314830mr zig would you kindly inform us of the distance of that town from Bakhmut? Please try not to sound mad in your reply
>>65314840> it will become faster exponentially.With a base <1.
>>65314840when exactly is it going to become faster exponentially?if you plot a curve of land control over time for the last 4 years it doesn't look very exponential
>>65314840It's been getting slower recently, actually.
>Analysis of pre-attack satellite imagery by Astra, an independent Russian media outlet, showed that several fuel tanks had been fitted with protective anti-drone netting. The defenses, however, failed to prevent the strike and subsequent fire, Astra said.BUM TOUCHING CRESTS
>>65314811>> Bunch of nonsense western propaganda.
>>65312292lmao how did you get the smartest ziggers with this lol
>>65314811>Bunch of nonsense western propaganda
>>65314840>mfw the only exponential increase is in meatcube outputAre there any ungrasped straws for ziglets at this point?
>>65314883That's a blatant lie. The length of their fuel queues is also increasing exponentially.
>>65314891We'll see if we have any nooses left by the time we're done with every r*ssian man, woman and child.
>>65314893Whoa ease up there on that milquetoast position radical moderate
>>65312292>Ukraine should stick to bombing refineries.I'm pretty sure they can do both.
>>65312460>As in did ukies bait the SU to get in range by pretending to lob glide bombs while a patriot stood in wait to get a radar signature from the SU?That plus two birds on overwatch, yes.It was an air defence trap except that reading-between-the-lines, it seems like maybe the kill shot was actually an a2a missile that tracked on the target lit up by the patriot radar.If it makes Russia back off the KAB grind a little then it helps, if it makes them retreat when Ukie CAP appear in the sky then that helps too.
>>65313594Yes, I too remember ration cards, bread lines and power outages, but I acknowledge them as times of heavy crisis and not something to consider normal, and the only reason I'd remember them fondly is that it was my childhood.
>>65312581>3 cock brothersTechnically it's cock as in rooster as in petrush as in prison bitch.In this case, it's probably based on crest as a slur, meaning hohhols.So FB probably isn't talking directly about penises but about prison rape-slaves.
>>65313187>i'm 30 and have fucking nothing
>>65312903>Do they really expect enemies to not adapt?To concrete thinkers, enemy innovation or adaptation is a kind of betrayal, treachery, or cheating. Hence something of a war crime.These types of people believe in two "facts".>their natural place is to rule and abuse others>the natural place of others is to be ruled and abused by themIf you break these rules, you're somehow going against the laws of nature, of life itself.What kind of unholy heretic would do that?
>>65314830>;)you need to work on your russhit bait, they only write "))))))))))))"
>>65314852Now look up how 0.5^n grows exponentially.
>>65313599>How teh fuck do they miss two Ukies flying high cover?Their limited AWACS is off on drone defence duty and certainly not being risked that close to the front line.>shouldn't the Russians also have datalink?We haven't heard anything about what else Russia had in the sky at the time.
>>65314924>To concrete thinkers, enemy innovation or adaptation is a kind of betrayal, treachery, or cheating.My mind goes back to early war tearful accusations of "HATO-ISIS tactics" because Ukrainians had the audacity to fight at night and use woods as cover to ambush armored columns bumblefucking around.
>>65315017>My mind goes back to early war tearful accusations of "HATO-ISIS tactics" because Ukrainians had the audacity to fight at night and use woods as coverFor me it's primary school where you get accused of not fighting fair if you kicked someone who punched you, or generally did anything except just get punched and give up.
>>65312275now that he explained why they lost the plane, loosing the plane doesn't matter any more
>>65315017>"HATO-ISIS tactics"I remember that shit. It was back when Mariupol was under siege, and the Ukie combat teams dared to have snipers and marksmen give fire support when they moved lol. A Donbabwean colonel or some big wig called it "ISIS-American tactics".Well, Ukies then did actually take a page out of the ISIS playbook and did this little VBIED strike lol>>>/wsg/6191965
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>>65313000>rooster brother in armsI think "cock companions" has a nice ring to it.
>>65314446Is that the fabled oxcart of shit?
>>65314878I always wonder what'd happen if a rooster managed to rape one or more of the guys of higher station and dodge the inevitable murder attempts.
>>653150911. Rooster gets killed.2. His "victim" has pity from others (they might even avoid raping him), but he's still considered unclean, so has to live an isolated life.
>>65315091The original rooster would stay a rooster, but the raped people who had a higher standing would then become the rooster's cock brothers. IIRC and AFAIK there's a hierarchy of roosters too, you can be the top rooster who organizes and keeps the other roosters in check. The top rooster is like the mistress of a whorehouse, only that the rooster is in charge of HIV+ drug-addled alkie men with disturbingly unclean habitus.So when some higher ranking russhit wants to rape some man ass, he calls the top rooster, and the top rooster delivers the rooster to be raped to the big wig.
>>65315103>you can be the top roosterSuch a thing does in fact exist, he's called GLAVPETUKH lmao
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>>65314830I don't think your spending your last three days before your draft very wisely. You really should go into hiding before it's too late.
>>65314804So what's stopping a rooster from just running through a room and touching a bunch of guys to bring them all down to his level?If he's going to get beaten and raped anyway, he might as well take as many of them down with them as he can.
It was a clean air-to-ait kill btw>t. knower
>>65315017as i mentioned before in some other thread maybe, for ziggers and zigger-like people, what they do to you is fine, what you do to them is perfidy and unfair. there's tons of examples you can find in real life, like if a zigger causes a car accident, it's always someone else's fault, that other car was driving too slow, or stopped suddenly, or didn't do whatever the fuck it was supposed to do in the ziggers mind. for the zigger, everyone is driving like a maniac, but if he drives in the exact same way, oh he's in a hurry, oh it's not a big deal. zigger is against abortion, but you see his 15yo daughter is pregnant with some zigger, so he needs one right now. but wasn't he against it? no you see, it's an extraordinary situation, it's different from all those people.when you apply this method of thinking suddenly all zigger's and zigger-like people's actions make sense, because to a zigger, everything he does is correct and righteous, and everything other people do is a cause for contempt. zigger got money? doesn't matter how, it's money that he's entitled to. his neighbour got a nice car? surely he must've done something illegal or stole something to afford that car, no way he could afford it otherwise!also pic related
>>65315176Technically nothing, except the fact that he'd get brutally tortured and murdered for it by everyone who survives the roosterocalypse. Russians are uniquely servile creatures too. Such an act of rebellion and defiance would not occur to a Russian who's forced to be the designated rape victim.
>>65315176They'd probably just make an exception to their usual hierarchy and pretend it never happened the moment they're done torturing the rooster to death.
>>65312275>8000 glide bombs per monthi didtn know it was that bad.
>>65315091Remind you that there was a theory that photons touching (and reflecting from) roosters become rooster photons (зaшквapeныe фoтoны), in turn making a rooster anyone they find on their path. Thus the moment the first rooster appeared, a chain reaction occured and everyone and everything became roostered.
>>65315228Who was the primordial rooster?
>>65315072>whole gang watching how your place of work gets bombedgangcuckolding or whats it called?
It's kind of funny how we wouldn't even know about the prison-rape culture Russians abide by if they didn't insist on spamming /k/ with their colorful prison-rape inspired prose every time something humiliating happens to Russia (which has only caused further humiliation because they hate it when you call them these things)
>>65314446> Diesel status?Everything's fine, there are no shortages, might be a slight panic but in the end its all just ai slop and hohol psyops!(dude is an actual schizo with a history of posting the wildest shit, but he's too funny here)
>>65315228If a process of emission of light launches two photons in opposite directions, and they remain entangled in superposition regarding some of their attributes until those attributes are tested by the universe, does photon B also turn into a rooster photon when photon A hits a rooster due to their shared state?Or does B specifically become a non-rooster photon at that point, and the photons are in a superposition of rooster-ness until then?This could be important.
>>65315276Hmmm. Can the state of a Russian's roosterness be known until the Russian rooster is observed?>>65315263It's also funny how mad they get, because they know how fucking shameful and disgusting their culture is. They know it's vile and revolting to foregneirs and therefore deny, deny, deny despite them privately thinking the violent homorape isn't that big of a deal. Sometimes they just avoid the threads discussing Russian "culture" like the plague, as is the case in this thread.
>>65315228> that there was a theory that photons touching (and reflecting from) roosters become rooster photons (зaшквapeныe фoтoны), in turn making a rooster anyone they find on their path.Dont mislead people, it was just dvach memeing about the subject, writing mock-scientific papers on "zashquar mechanics/dynamics".>>65315091Nothing. There are no mechanisms of "cleansing" it or going up the caste ladder.And in prison "culture"(in a "pure" setting, if no outside forces like administration are meddling) this question is not up to "IM A BIGGEST GORILLA HERE ILL RAPE UR ASS BITCH", its about byzantine bullshit lawyering by upper caste.
>>65315276>mfw in ziggeria, every inmate is a quantum faggot
>>65315228A photon of light hits a rooster. The photon becomes zashquared (ritually unclean). It reflects off the rooster and hits the retina of a good lad. And the man then becomes zashquared too. So, to become zasqyared, simply looking at the rooster is enough. This is called corpuscular-wave zashquar. In this regard, Professor Yaponchik of zashquarology developed the theory of the Piston limit, according to which one photon is not enough. For this, he was crowned (elevated to "thief-in-law" status). Yaponchik was a supporter of zashquark's positivist theory and rejected the law of conservation of zashquar energy, introduced by his opponents. This law stated: An infinite number of good men can be zashquared by one zashquared object. Yaponchik's opponents also developed a more pessimistic model of corpuscular-wave zashqua, according to which you don't even need to look at the rooster. A zashquared photon will zashquar you, hitting any point on your body. And even if it doesn't hit you, it will hit someone else, and that person will become a rooster. And you will be hit by a photon reflected from the freshly hit person. This chain reaction actually already occurred in the first nanoseconds after the first rooster appeared, but the good lads just don't know it yet. These concepts were later combined into the 2nd Law of Zashquar Dynamics: For any number of roosters, the entropy of a closed rooster's cell cannot decrease. The entropy of the rooster's entropy transferred from one closed system to another, which is a superset of the original, will tend to infinity. In other words, the global zashquar of everything and everyone is inevitable.
How do people get roostered? Why do they get roostered? Is it simply because one of the guys at the top rungs of Russian society see your ass as delectable and want to hit it?
cont. >>65315332In connection with these discoveries, which were made in the 1990s, on September 28, 2010, Russian President D.A. Medvedev signed Decree No. 244-FZ establishing a new research institute, the Zashquarorodynamics of the Environment (abbreviated as ZNII ZHOZH). The institute was tasked with developing anti-zashkvar armor.Required performance characteristics:1) Well, it won't be zashquared by roosters.2) It will be assembled by proper lads.3) It will be something like a black hole, or made of such a black material that zashquared photons cannot reach the surface of the wearer's body.However, the problem of re-radiation still remains. This is because a shquarton entering the armor's structure will be completely absorbed after multiple reflections (within the crystal lattice). However, according to the first law of shquarton dynamics, the shquarton's energy will be converted into thermal energy by the armor. The armor will begin to emit a different spectrum, but these will still be shquartons (just with a different wavelength and frequency). This thermal radiation would zashquar the test subject.
cont. >>65315337Modern science can cure the rooster of zashquar by the way. The method is based on the use of antimatter. As is known, antiparticles have the properties of particles, but with the opposite sign of parameters such as spin or electric charge. The same applies to shquarton. If an ordinary particle in its initial state is not zashquared, and the reverse transition from zashquared to non-zashquared state is impossible, then for an antiparticle, the opposite is true. Initially, it's zashquared, and attempting to taint it will lead to its irreversible transition to an untainted state. Therefore, we need to obtain a sufficient amount of antimatter, taint it, and let the rooster touch it. This will cause the rooster to enter an anti-zashquared state, meaning he will be untainted. Currently, the difficulty of this method lies in the extreme cost of antimatter (billions of dollars per gram) and the fact that the rooster inevitably annihilates upon contact with antimatter. Our research institute for zashquar problems (GOSNIIPZ) is currently working on this problem. The rooster will collapse upon contact with antimatter. But at least it will become anti-zashquared. Suicide for the sake of purification. That's how Yaponchik died.
>>653122753 cock brothers at once, you say?
>>65315333Aside from getting in any physical non-kicking contact with enstablished roosters, I think there's also>getting jailed for a "bad" charge, examples of which are, ironically, rape (the female kind) and pedophilia>breaking the prison code of honor set by "thieves-in-law">failing an entry test upon moving into the prison cell (there's actually a massive set of prison quizzes and actions to test newcomers with specific answers to them, failing to give a correct answer instantly promotes you to rooster class)
That explains why they’ve always hated the Proofster meme.
>>65314446>harvest will fall by 30-50%And that's not counting transporting the harvest anywhere else and sowing the next season's crops.
>>65315331>macroscopic quantum faggot phenomena
>>65313570They just took out another 12 tankers too btw. I think the total is 24 now
>>6531542335 as of now
>>65312275More whining of voivode that wasnt posted here.
>>65315475>ancient bucketsIs he refering to F-16?Can someone post that pic of Soviet/American airframe K/D comparison?
>>65315487>Is he refering to F-16?Yep
>>65315423>>65315461>took out another 12 tankers>35 as of nowGut gemacht, Jungs.
>>65315072>all these churkasSaviors of the white race btw
>>65315487I think he is referring to the fact that Ukraine's F-16 are older models, and trying to pretend the Su-35 is a 'more modern' aircraft.Looking at this, I don't think the Russians will like it when Gripens with Meteors turn up.
>>65312254>Su-35>Russias premier, top of the line, air superiority fighter>look inside>radar from the 70sIt's looking grim....
>>65314446They are going to get completely blindsided by a famine, aren't they?The smartest zigs are the ones who have left already, the smart zigs are the ones stocking up on Buckwheat for the winter.I don't see many smart zigs
>>65315560one Russian I know complained he can't buy beer anymore, to which I replied he'll have to make his own and he said you can't even buy yeast anymore, but when I said he should leave he was like"nah"
>>65315579Something something nationwide learned helplessness.
>>65312275Dude got shot down by a literal living fossil entry level F16 hahahaha.
>>65315540No wait they surely got a better radar in the 80s or 2000s>checksFUCKWHYWhy are they like this?
>>65315589In political discussions friends who are socialsts, I bring up the failiures of the USSR and use it as a cautionary tale about the problems of communist societies.Maybe the problem was the Russians...
>>65314781Also, the rooster/prison bitch is an untouchable in the literal caste sense. They can't do normal work, they can't use anyone else's belongings lest they turn them "unclean", you can use them like a convenient hole to fuck, but god forbid you express any positive attitude towards them. If they fuck up, you can kick them for punishment, but don't touch them with your hands. Oh, and eating anything cooked by a faggot turns you into a faggot too, so assigning one to kitchen duty would mean instant prison-wide riot.
>>65315276But which photon was the top and which was the bottom in the superposition? This is of crucial importance.
>>65315647You must determine its spin first like the Thug Helicopter those mobiks described (dont have the screenshot..uh, I mean peer reviewed paper, unfortunately)
>>65315144Blonde, Brunette, Ginger...Are you ESL or just a zoomgroid?
>>65315687He means granularity of the terms. It's not just Blonde and Brunette, it's a spectrum of more actual colors.
>>65315709We still have that, but I admit that many of them become [Adjective] Blonde such as Strawberry Blonde, Dirty Blonde, or Platinum Blonde... I don't think it's really any different than the German approach to compound words, but I guess I see what he's getting at.
>make bullshit maps for monke that shows you control more territory than you really do>give the bullshit maps to your soldiers and pilots>pilot flies over what he thinks is friendly controlled territory >gets ACKedkek
>>65315754another proof that a zigger's worst enemy is another zigger
>>65315630These problems occurred in every communist country, regardless of whether there were Russians involvedI think Russians just had their spirit broken by virtually all rulers they ever had being tyrannical despots and things only getting a magnitude worse the one time they managed to change the order of things.
>>65315185"Who even allowed them to live so well," is always the part that sticks out most to me, like he can't he can't even conceive of the idea of someone experiencing prosperity or happiness without express permission granted by the Tzar.
>>65313937>>65313626maybe he ejected once he knew it was probably a patriot locking him, which is what US pilots are told to do
>>65316071Assuming it was a PAC-2, that thing has an 80 kg HE-Frag warhead and a proxy fuze. Who knows, as was said above Flanker is a big bird.
>>65312616Funnily enough this is basically what happened in Ukraine post 2014Russians kept trying to bribe all the Ukraine admins and they usually just took the money and didn't do anything lmao
>>65316124Were I in charge of anti corruption/treason on the uke side I'd actively encourage that, if you're contacted then try your best to get paid. It would discourage russians from trying
>the cheese touch is real in Russiamy sides
>>65316121yeah i have my doubts that it would be survivable basically under any circumstances
>>65314560>I can't imitate beautiful Russian languageBut you're fluent
>>65316156If you're in the no escape zone, well yeah, you will take that hit.But the plane fell out of the sky in one piece, and didn't even burn up after impact.Warheads often perform surprisingly anemic agasint air targets, even the continous rod types have been very dependent on the geometry of the engement, so to speak.Also, the more recessed pilot position in Russian fighters probably helps some with not getting killed by the warhead, too.
>>65315837It's morbidly amazing, like Russians keep wanting to be reborn in the same shithole over and over again. I mean, any healthy soul's gonna want to fuck off and de-vatnikize itself after a while. But then again,>Russians>healthy soulsso what do I know.
>>65316251I don’t think the cockpit location relative to the plane size is that different? I’m just basing it off there, as far as I know, never had been a hit someone survived Lucky ruski if true
>>65315837>>65316271I think you're both being a bit literal and that the "who" in "who gives them so much money" and "who allowed them to live so well" is referring to Russians and the USSR more than seeking permission from the tsar to have a decent life.So an interpretation would be more like>Fucking ungrateful Poles flaunting their wealth while the source of it [USSR/Russia] is poor we deserve that money instead for what we did for them reeeeNot that that's any better, just a bit different.
>>65312778It's this just how you are supposed to use them?
>>65315630>>65315796I'm entirely convinced that the State is why the Russians are the way they are. You don't go through tsardom to Leninism to Stalinism without serious cultural damage, and the latter two just broke the back of the Russian spirit.
>>65313570eh, nothing some (more) loli tranime feet can't fix
>>65314807het, is normal of look like this during operation
>>65315365>having to study for quizzes because you get sent to jail in Russia Do we know what these quizzes look like
>>65314781>Women also do it each other, and then the spooned women will be brutally raped and gaped by their friendsJesus Christ, do they steal the salt/pepper mill from the mess hall or just do it by hand?
>>65315272Their seethe is palpable
>>65316661>do they stealOf course they do, they're Russian.
>>65315742>such as Strawberry Blonde, Dirty Blonde, or Platinum BlondePretty much, but imagine them not following the "[Adjective] Blonde" formula and just being distinct words, which are used more commonly. And same with "Brunette" variants.
>>65315272>Impossible for a tank lid to fly 150m-200m in the airDoes he really not know?
>>65315742As a blonde and so are all of my siblings, we are somehow various flavors of blonde. Dude it matters. I'm a dirty blonde unless I swim more, but then I'm a bleached blonde sort of. My sister is an actual Platinum Blonde and spends a lot to maintain it. Will is, well he's weird, his hair is feather soft and borderline albino. Not even kidding he has grey eyes and is more white than the rest of us. His nibs is strawberry blonde but after he grew his hair out, he's more like a blonde calico cat with different pigments in different regions.
>>65316862Adding because I forgot to, you can see how the red and blonde mix.
>>65314804little do they know that just by looking at a rooster, their eyes are touching light which had previously touched the rooster
