Qott: Are you single? Q4T: what something you wish most chasers knewPrev: >>37298168
This ones gonna get nuked
Why this pic you goonerbrained faggot? We could've had something cool and interesting not this porn
Shrimp cat is /chasergen/ culture.
giwtwm
qottyes :< was talking about it in the previous oneqott 2my location
>>37301693Yeah what the heck we need more nickKys dumbass
>>37301683QoTT: yea im aloneI wish they knew how to fix mereposting shrimp cat bc not a lot of people saw it
>>37301709You will always have me. Even when you turn 27 in 2 days, you will always have me.
>>37301683ok I like this thread. a beautiful trans woman and her soles are visible
Qott: Yes.
>>37301700>>37301709I'm not posting shrimp cat anymore.
>>37301720seek therapy
>>37301693Hon detected >>37301717She’s only 27?
welp, I lost my gf; She just fucking ghosted me. I'm back to being vunerable and depressed. I fucking hate being a chaser.
>>37301683>what something you wish most chasers knewHow to suck my lady dong. I'll let the next 10 chasers who reply to this suck it
>>37301732Thanks for the laugh
>>37301733She didn't ghost you, she never existed
>>37301700I guess it is. I did a quick Google image search and don't see it anywhere. wonder if it was invented here. I know all the edits are made here
>>37301683Yes im single. Don't remind me.>>37301703>just drive north and see whats upI kind of figured that was your style. I dig it. That's kind of how I am as well. I just go with it and hope it works out. And ya there are some amazing national parks out there and I hope to see more. Been to any?>>37301709This one made me laugh. I like it.
>>37301734Me first
>>37301734ME FIRST oh God timer from last post hurry up
>>37301717dude im not gonna lie you are so funny with saying exactly what i dont want to hear its incredible
>>37301741I was sent the picture originally about a year ago and started posting it here a few months ago.
>>37301717you sick fuck shes only 27
>>37301740I hope that's not true. I texted her a bunch this morning and she keeps leaving me on read. She doesn't answer my calls either. Fuck this dating game. I'm just going to go full monk mode, get a hobby, and live in a shack in the woods
>>37301748Ha too slow
>>37301751where did that person get t?
>>37301756don't worry he's over 9000 years old
>>37301757wanna be my husband instead?
>>37301764sure, want to tell me your goals and life's dreams?If I can't find a gf I think I might just go gay
>>37301777>If I can't find a gf I think I might just go gaytrips confirm what we've all known
>>37301782self pity is disgusting and pathetic but meh I don't care>>37301764are you a dude though?
>>37301760No idea. I know they didn't make it though.
>>37301709god you're so fucking annoying
>>37301777>want to tell me your goals and life's dreams?nothing that'll get in the way of our love, I simply want to be a woman one day>>37301789>are you a dude though?kinda?
>>37301794>>37301760Also I post it on other boards too.
>>37301798she isn't that bad. I kind of think it's cute that Jade posts her for attention. She's also heckin' cute <3
>>37301798then just ignore her dude. makes the thread worse when you give 4 of these posts to everything she says
>>37301709how are you almost 30 years old and still acting like this?
>>37301799that's a noble goal. I guess it's a complete 180 but I don't ever want to give up on love. I can help you voice train and support you through your transition. I've been saving my money so I can pay for my wife's FFS.
>>37301800and how many of those boards have banned you for it?
>>37301806she is without a doubt the worst trip on the board
>>37301683QOTT: Yes im single i think thats well knownQ4T: Im a woman that happens to be trans, not some third gender completely separate from womanhood
>>37301750I’m glad I can make you laugh, your majesty. I’m always here for you. Even when everyone pumps & dumps you, I’ll be here waiting for you to marry me irl.
>>37301813Just this one. /k/ is completely unresponsive to it. They just don't acknowledge shrimp posts.>>37301809Shrimp posting is usually based. I'm 30 and I shrimp post constantly.
>>37301818im not talking about the shrimp im talking about jades behavior in general
>>37301818>Shrimp posting is usually based. I'm 30 and I shrimp post constantly.my mind just pictured some generic smiling white guy giving a thumbs up with this quote over it
>>37301816trans woman = better woman lol. it least that was a joke on The Dick Show>>37301824I want to be a shrimpcat
>>37301812we'll use that FFS money for something more fulfilling you can be there and offer me support on my transition, but I want to count on you as a person more, not the material things you bring to the table
>>37301824on a poster. forgot to add that. and its like on some gas pump.
>>37301830no, trans women are women. Were definitely no better than cis womeni feel very much inferior to almost all cis women but people dont like it when i spill my insecurities onto others so i wont talk about that any more
>>37301835Thanks for giving me a chance anonette. Well, I feel like I want to provide for someone that I love. I want to be present and emotionally support you
>>37301824I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite shrimp posting board on the Citadel
>>37301830>trans woman = better woman lolyeah. they have great personalities. I cant talk to cis women like this. and some of them are so super beautiful
>>37301848Periodddddd
>>37301816So it’s totally fine if we pump and dump you like any other woman?
>it's another tripfaggots in /cg/ bickering with each other episode
>>373016831: Yes 2: Idk.
>>37301854it least people aren't dogging me anymore. I was so sad when that happened last night. I am legit trying to be a better person
>>37301842>Were definitely no better than cis womenYour saying this to a chaser thread. Most of the dudes in here prefer trans.And hey
>>37301857They thought I was you. Little do they know that my love for Jade is true.
>>37301852its not okay to pump and dump any women, were not sex toys
do i pass?
>>37301683>something you wish most chasers knewthat I would like to suck their dicks
yeah
>>37301874no
>>37301880would you suck mine if i was having a crummy day?
>>37301880Well, get sucking then
nah
>>37301887thank you, i keep getyting hugboxxed in the shower
maybe
>>37301874white woman jumpscare
>>37301874i wish all trannies were this gutsy
Need a tranner gf that sounds like Dasha but isn't annoying
>>37301891lol
>>37301874is this LB?
>>37301683>Q4T: what something you wish most chasers knewa familiarity with the fear and pain of going out while not passing and while being visibly trans. theres no reason for them to know that that well though>this thread pic and themethere were so many good ideas last thread... and then this... i snoozed and lost
>>37301874Monster.
>>37301874Woah an actual bad photo, I didn't think you could do one
>>37301888probably if you promised to stroke my hair while I did it>>37301889okay shlorp shlop glorp glup glup
>>37301874why did your tiktok account get nuked?
>>37301904who?>>37301908i will never make it in grooby girls
hugboxing makes me imaging a bunch of people trying to hug someone and they are slapping them away with aikido moves
>>37301913i deactivated it
>>37301904It a pic of her not sure if it was posted by her tho.
looking for a boyfriend-free girl>>37301912I would, I would gently caress your face and brush your bangs to the side as you made my day less crummy
>>37301905pichu did you like my shrimpcat?
>>37301926erhmm why i want more ex marine sissy stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sSocn5RVnssome of her old covers are so damn cool>>37301683Qott: i think most here are yahQ4T: how to treat trans women ig, many ive talked to in dm can be weird i dont like it>>37301874picrel, yeh you pass lb>>37301746not many just some in Georgia and grand canyon once so i need to see more
would you ever say "it ain't gonna suck itself" to a guy?
>>37301939oh damn rosewood, you still making original jams?
>>37301915Don’t bring it up, you estrogenized beta male.
Threw a frozen pizza in the oven.
>>37301945can you please stop
>>37301874I thought you got a bf and left?
>>37301939Ladies what’s the weirdest DMs you’ve gotten?
>>37301943yeh but not recording em lately. been pretty busy and kinda just a bit lazy with it rn
Tranner gf that introduces me to cool pre 2005 anime
>>37301935i get a lot of weird attention from old men on tik tok and it makes me feel bad. also i see all my trans peers and realize if i want any claim to fame i have to be annoying UwU girl
>>37301951Nice what brand?
anyone else kind of like Tom Hardy
chasergen, this is the newest hatchling. it has a color ive never seen before.left is newly hatched. the right is what its eventually gonna look like when it evolves, the horn is all curly.dubs gets to name it.
>>37301967I don't know. BBQ chicken.
>>37301935HAHAHHAA what the fuck. That terminal lance trooned out? Chesty is crying in his grave
>>37301970jombo
anons does anyone have any cute cozy game recommendations i can get for cheap on mac?
>>37301965What’s your bed plugged into?>>37301972Those are yummy pics of said pizza when it’s done pls
>>37301970aw fucking cute>>37301965you could always stand out and act like a tomboy cowgirl. There aren't a lot that do thatoh fuck my gf just texted me back!!!
>>37301954Sometimes I have a strong desire to eat myself into oblivion and then kill myself when my self esteem gets too low
>>37301970rick
>>37301977let's play bounce on dad's cock together, you're the bouncer
>>37301965Cowgirl LB would be crazy popular with boomers I bet
>>37301970Name it Ricotta.
>>37301974one more time belphid>>37301976nooooooo one offfff darn it
>>37301970Jake from state farm
>>37301955i lkike to mog still sometimes i also have 0 friends up here and this is pathetically my only way of socializing. we were trolling when hewas over on my trip>>37301983what the fuck youre still here>>37301990unfortunately boomers love mei gonna fly out and hang out w him again when im done w this job :3
>>37301970Name it shrimpcat
>>37301970meredith
>>37301982I'm not going to take a picture of a frozen pizza, that's silly. Food pics are for real food, like pbj.
>>37301970Shrimp cat please.
>>37301970faggot
>>37301989well thats not very cute or cozy
>>37302003>i lkike to mog still sometimeslol i always love an occasion to use this
>>37301939Ya see as many as you can before you get old and too tired to do it. There's a lot of beauty out there>grand canyonIts near the top of my list.
>>37301977Starred valley I’ll buy it for you
>>37301970Dinkle.
>>37302003yeah >_< I'm trying to be a better man. I'm positive posting and giving people advice when they ask. I promise to be a caring and truthful man from now on
>>37301970Mexican shrimocat
>>37301970p diddy
>>37302016the aftercare is very cozy
>>37302028arent you like 28, why are you using female emoticons
>>37302000does trips count :/
>>37301970Rick name is Rick
>>37302003>i lkike to mog still sometimesunlucky, you usually just inspire instead
>>37301970Glepglep.
>>37302035Emoticons are fun at any age anon
I once saw Rick climb a tree and rescue a kids cat. And he didn't send me a gift card to say this
>>37302033what is aftercare?
>>37301970Rolling again for shrimp cat.
>>37302047you fucking a married man and his wife finding out
>>37302035lol
>>37301972That and pineapple pizza are the worst pizza ever. I’d throw that shit out
>>37302035He’s femspirited. Hell, he’s more spiritually feminine than all of you combined (except Jade). All you trannies should follow his example. Just let Rick do his thing. Fuck off faggot.
>>37302046Thanks anon, I always save cats especially shrimpcats>>37302035because they're UwU fun to use :3
>>37302000just saw this, Belphid it is
>>37301970roll for gincel
>>37301970BEANER SHIMPCAT
>>37302058I like both :)
>>37302058I agree with this. but let other people enjoy what they like. pineapple on a pizza, just fucking,
>>37302060thanks mommy :3 (ಥ _ ಥ) I think I might be a little fem spirited because I'm not into sports and I have a feminine nuerotic brain at times. Maybe my hormone levels are out of balance? (○｀ 3′○)
>>37302052well that doesnt sound very fun
>>37302003LB do you have any suggestions for like different clothing places? I got a bunch of black dresses that i think will look nice on me but im not really sure what type of style to really go for
>>37301953Can you be specific, your highness?
I'll give you a chair and rope for free if you like pineapple on pizza
>QOTTYes.
>>37302065shit now I wish I had said shrimpcat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1_FnnepbgM>>37302067Nice :D
>>37302047Cleaning up after sex, and cuddling and talking and being close in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu-0UcAzJaI
german techno time
>>37302093oh that sounds nice
>>37301709Why is it always the man that has to do the fixing? There's something called effort and accountability for your own problems, y'know?
>>37302091what cartoon is this from or artist? roseeeee
>>37302096Weedgie
>>37302080how old are you? dress ur age. thats my main take away from your style. not to be rude but you either dress 10 years younger or like youre stuck in 2014. go to a thrift store and buy some neutral colored long sleeve black shirts/tank tops, some jeans, a nice belt, and some shoes. you will look like the everage woman. no one our age dresses like how u do out and about, no offense.
>>37302106Have another.>>37302104Boku no pico unfortunately.
>>37302101Yeah it's all the intimacy with all of the horny needs gone
>>37302115honestly and realistically I think luigi would have gotten the princess if the game was first made today because he's taller than mario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrC3Puu_G5E&pp=ygUIenUgendlaXQ%3D
>>37302104vewn she also goes by victoria vincent
>>37302107Hey, devil troon. Terminal failed male. Working party incel. You fucking pog. Jade looks perfect the way she is. You shut your retarded whore mouth.
>>37302126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0r_oP1cYow
>>3730210727 but i see women dress like me at festivals and concerts all the time. i dont dress the same doing normal stuff as when i go out to places. iim not very good at shopping in person because i dont know what looks good on me
>>37302140you do not dress your age lol
>>37302140Unless you found a way to timetravel backwards, women in public aren't dressing like you
>>37302140You look fine as you are, your majesty. Stop listening to these peasants.They live with jealousy and hatred due to being chudhons.
>>37302148Music festival people definitely dress up like that
q4t u can be as dominant and "toxicly" masculine as u want as long as you gain her trust first.don't lead us, let us follow you
>>37302164Not at the ones I go to, they still dress alternatively, but not like early 2000s scene/emo alternative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PvprRzVbso
>>37302140main thing i focus on is silhouette. if thats good the rest can kinda be up in the air. i have a somewhat broat torso but i make up for it in a very slim waist and nice hips. excentuating the facets of my body i like while not drawing attention to other parts is what i do. im gonna be gut wrenchingly honest but you do too much. you need to just like, go to target, look at the neutral color clothing, find a top that you feel looks good, and get like, 3 pairs of jeans from a brand you like that fit well, and some basic shoes. Looking basic>looking bad.I like Mek Denim bootcut jeans, you can only get them on ebay as they are discontinued but they are the only jeans I wear. Basic old navy tops are cute and good quality enough. Otherwise my go to is long Skims dresses, but thats only cuz I have a 26 inch waist. If you wanna wear a dress, get one that cinches at the waist and flares at the hip.
>>37302185Rose. I dislike the music of blacks. Another song please.
>>37302185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8cmFAl5JPA
Handcuffing a tranny to a radiator on Election Day so she can't vote because she'll pick the wrong one.
>>37302189>>37302140also, learn how to sew/tailor. I got a cheap sewing machine and just go to thrift stores and tailor clothes i get and they end up looking really good and its super inexpensive. making clothes fit is the main thing thats important
>>37302202Can you sew shut the holes in my clothes? I've been too lazy and there's a lot of things in my don't wear until you fix it pile.
>>37302164every year there's an EDM event at the convention center in my city and the line to go in wraps around the entire city block. almost everyone waiting in line dresses very jadecore, but that's also the only time i ever see people dressed like that.it's also usually in winter i think, and they all look so cold...
>>37302210yeah i did it for my ex's carhartt pants but he didnt deserve that
>>37302213Based, thank you.
>>37302223failed male is hot, i love when a man fucks me and i remember i was my dads son.
Anyone here know American Sign Language? I'm wondering how long it takes to be decent at it.
>>37302230Interesting.
failed mail is hot, i love when a man fucks me and i remember i was an undelivered parcel.
this is why I only date gay men nowall chasers have an MEF fetish and the trannies here enable itI don't have one, it makes me feel bad
one person on 4chan does speak for an entire group
>>37302244Every time the post office tells me they failed to deliver the mail I get turned on.
>>37302244Yeah they delivered you to the wrong address, but I'm going to open you anyways
guys acting like they dont get turned on by the fact that dominating a tranny is inherently more erotic than a cis woman because emasculation is involved
>>37302245ceasepool known as 4chan does not represent the real world
>>37302254just like I don't speak for 90% of trannies when I say I don't have an MEF fetish, but the rest still do
>>37302230you haven't lived until a man a foot taller than you holds you tightly while telling you that he's conquered your bloodline and made your father's son into his little bitch
>>37302262you forgot the pic sissy
>>37302262Bro. SHUT THE FUCK UP. That’s supposed to be a secret.Holy shit is nothing sacred anymore?
>>37302273lmaoo (need)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KzLo0-6Ro>>37302193i aint here to change yur mind, here ya go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PvprRzVbso>>37302199kinda cool
>>37302273yeah you get it that’s like peak
>>37302273>until a man a foot taller than youa foot shorter than me, you meanchasers are all shorter than the average tranny
>>37302294This is true. Im 5'4
>>37302282I meant to send a different song, but they were really cool in concert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jldLoSJaFYI
>>37302294that's why u don't date chasers u date guys who say "I've never been with a trans" and it's obvious they mean it
>>37302294>kicks you in the shin (in Warwick Davis voice)
>>37302282>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PvprRzVbso [Embed]oops that was meant to be a jeff buckley song lol, my bhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_eLuk4RjIQ
>>37302294You haven't lived until a group of chasers tie you down like Gulliver
>>37302282Maid Rose! Maid Rose! Less blacks please!!
>ava stopped replying to my questions about her srsfuck my life can someone please tell her im sorry
>>37302273i wish i could have a man a foot taler than me that sounds really nice, Well a foot taller is a bit much but like 4 inches would be really nice
>>37302322dumbass, what questions did you ask?
>>37302323Surry june were all short here.
>>37302323You’ll settle for a 5’8 bf
>>37302333 oh :(Theres a lot of cute tall waiters at work i wonder if any of them might like me
>>37302323I'm probably at least 4 inches, how tall are you?
>>37302331i only asked for pics when it was done
>>37302212yes being cold is always the classic but you dont want to bring in a jacket bc coat check costs money and hippies are cheap as fuck so they would rather freeze than pay the $5. its really funny>>37302189yea i guess i just kinda draw attention to my chest and butt rather than my tummy since its not great. i hate dressing boring because i feel like i have no personality already and how i dress is the only way i can kinda showcase that but i dont know.
>>37302262does it ruin it when we call ourselves weird gay men?
>>37302309this is actually what I'm trying to doI've been trying to rizz up this guy that's been with nothing with cis girls. He's not even gay (yet), but I've been getting super close to himdon't worry I'm not being creepy I know how to approach this
>>37302343>ask someone for pics of their genitals>surprised when they block youretard
trannies be like "my man has to be at least 6'2"bitch, you make me 6 2 my stomach
>>37302343You can’t be serious.
>>37302338i mean being the same height as me would be perfectly fine but you know atleast a bit taller would be great>>373023405'8" :(yeah getting a 6ft man wouldnt be easy
i need bf like picrel
>>37302343holy shit youre retarded anon
>>37302352God bless I am praying for you to join us tradwife sisters
>>373023625'8 is definitely on the shorter end, don't worm. I'm 6'3 so I fit
>>37302366Joining in with everyone else yelling at him doesn't make you part of the group.
>>37302362>yeah getting a 6ft man wouldnt be easyWhy? >>37302355>my man has to be at least 6'2Dont be mad at 6'2 dudes there people too.
im gonna try dating again if i find a 5'1" dorky guy who isn't an incel
>>37302343damn, jade and her friends are going in on this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYpccdzBvuE>>37302308ooo i really like this one v mucho tyty>>37302315a lot of its really good tho >:(>>37302362not that hard in my experience just finding alright people is hard
>>37302379Hey, retard. Watch who you’re speaking to. When Jade talks, you stand in attention.When Jade walks, you kneel.Got that faggot?
>>37302390i didnt know you were transbian...
>>37302390I'm 6' tranny from europe, is that good enough?
>>373023806ft is tall, not a lot of 6ft tall men and most of them deserve women better than me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF86-nkJ1u8>>37302390Hi *chops off 7 inches off my shins*
>>37302410>1 inch too short for June
>>37302410I mean you are only looking at 20-year-olds. I am actually tall I was trolling but I'm old so I'm not included on that list.
>>37302353>>37302358>>37302366>>37302394fuck you i thought she would take it as a compliment
>>37302419no 5'11 is not too short at all, anything taller than me is nice
>>37302400She's really good, but her music is a bit soul-crushing. Love Vashti Bunyan btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=magVZm_7uoI
>>37302428>this is what men really believeyou are too stupid to insult
>>37302390>5'1" dorky guy who isn't an incelDo u mean isn't a virgin or doesn't hate women, asking for a friend
>>37302444Please be a 5'1 guy
I'm 6'7 with a 3.5" dick. Do I actually have a chance with any women
>>373024445'1" virgin would be fine, i meant excluding incel as in the incel mentality
did any tranny here dated ftm guy?
>>37302467no sorry, time to become a gay troon so Sarah can become the shortstack dommy mommy for once and put you in a cock cage
>>37302484No way in hell I'm bottoming for her
>>373024545'9 actually but that's short king status
>>37302486You're in no position to act too good for her, now take your injection
Still single tho
>>37302498Why the fuck not
I'm a 6'1" mommy, how come no guy wants to date me?
>>37302473years ago i unknowingly dated a straight closeted trans guy, but i don't know if that counts. it was also back when i was closeted too and determined to be a straight male repper, so it might double not count.
>>37302514I'll take you
>>37302501Literally just make a dating app profile and say how tall you are
>>37302514I want you
>>37302520fuck off >>37302514can you be my mommy power bottom? Cali here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clokBR24vNc>>37302431yeh it can be lol this is real good too tho, listening to a few of their others rn this one is cool too you know some real spicy jams anon :) post mor pls if you wishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1x7NubeJf8
>>37302534kys
>>37301905>a familiarity with the fear and pain of going out while not passing and while being visibly trans.Is that why trannies are so hard to find in the wild? VC'ing on Discord is cool and all, but I wanna hang out with y'all outside too.
boymoden't
>>37302501You remind me of my autistic tall Olympic built ruskie friend who came to me for advice on how to get more matches on dating apps.Meanwhile a short Latino guy in our unit with a cute wife was constantly cheating on her.Funny times.
>>37301683>Are you single?No, but I'm not exclusive. I wanna be the Genghis Khan of my harem of trannies
This is me. Can I get a dommy mommy 6' 1" grillfriend?
>>37302576mommy's gonna take care of you
>>37302544The one you sent is probably my favorite but I wanted to send something a bit more eye catching. Let me dig around for another. Here's one from an Indonesian indie rock band that I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPa9ZoesMc
>>37302517Love how the two of you unwittingly came together. Who came out first?>>37302547I mean it's probably a safety thing, a fear of being ostracized, and agoraphobia all in one. No shit many girls don't wanna go outside. That's why I plan to court a lady wearing a full set of 15th century plate armor so she knows I can protect her in her time of need.
>>37302561Marines don't cheat on your wife challenge. (I've done it too)
>>37302517I was just curious if it's easier to overcome bottom dysforia with them compared to girls. I often find them attractive and not being able to date someone for sex reasons would be a disaster thing to me so idk if it's relevant indeed
>>37302587thank you mommy, you're the best <3
>>37301683>Are you single? nope>what something you wish most chasers knewi am not your mommy
>>37302593yeah most of my old coping relationships and dates ended up like that. it was either his case where he was actually a man all along, or the other cases where i was pretrans but dating closeted lesbians who inexplicably were into me for unknown reasons. true natures shine through after all, it seems.he came out first, a few years before i started transitioning>>37302596ah ok i wouldn't be able to provide much info there, im sorry
>>37302595Heh.
>>37302613How could you say that mommy?
looking for 7 chasers to join my harem
>>37302613yes mommy >~<
>>37302618To be fair, it was Oki. How could I not?
hey so um, there's a large asteroid that is going to be orbiting earth like a second moon tomorrow and I'm worried
>>37302637Yeah it's called my nuts orbiting your mouth
>>37302561>autisticThis is actually unironically the main problem. >>37302521I know I have done this and it helps a lot.>>37302613Mommy!
>>37302637About what? You think it's gonna careen into the Earth and kill us all like dinosaurs?>>37302626I'm only one chaser though.
>>37302593>I mean it's probably a safety thing, a fear of being ostracized, and agoraphobia all in one.That's cool and all and sure, I could wear a full Renaissance-era armor set to court them. Gotta find them first though and I'm done doing long-distance. How do they expect me to find them though if they don't go outside? Dating apps? kek
>>37302547i can't speak for every trans woman but it's a big part of why i almost never go outside. im absolutely terrified of getting mocked, judged, or hatecrimed. its why i like to hide from people as much as possiblemaybe it'll get better when/if i pass after FFS and a lot more weight loss>>37302637i live there please don't blow it up
>>37302639you got me. I walked right into that one
taking pichu on a date wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE MY TRANSGENDER GIRLFRIEND"
>>37302626No, you finna join mine
>>37302647>About what? You think it's gonna careen into the Earth and kill us all like dinosaurs?that or its an alien mothership
>>37302624>>37302627>>37302642how could I not see this coming >>37302658i think that might kill her
>>37302660Yeah see it could be good news like an alien mothership! What is there to worry about?
God I fucking hope that asteroid crashes into my house fuck my gay life
gonna be boymoding during the asteroid event
>>37302658i think that might kill me
>>37302670yeah but what if bad aliens. I had a plan to ask rosewood out in ten years
>>37302667what's wrong with being dommy mommy?
>>37302626I claim sleepy
>>37301683Qott: yesQ4T: How to get chasers to pay for my surgeries???
>>37302688Then the meteor becomes the good news and we've got nothing to worry about again.
>>37302652You need a big bf to intimidate anyone who even thinks about it.
>>37302691dommy is fine i can never be a mother, and i don't love to be reminded of that
>>37302695dommy mommy OF sameway Sarah did
>>37302695become a twitter porn transbian like venus
You ever see a chaser with a girlfriend on a date? It's sad, man. The girlfriend's wearing male clothes and clearly uncomfortable. Jamie, pull up that 4chan board again.Look at that. It's 90 degrees and she's wearing a hoodie.
>>37302708lol
>>37302695get a job
>>37302703I need a good boy to help me set this up
>>37302635>OkiMust be nice. Could’ve been Djibouti.>>37302642>Autistic Yeah I feel that. I used to be more charismatic. But, I caught autism and now I’m just struggling. Eh, whatever. Life was never easy for me anyways. At least I’m not a child miner
Giving my gf my jacket so she can still "boymode" but she just looks cold and borrowed my oversized jacket
>>37302706Yuck women are ugly. I’m too straight for that.
>>37302706>transbian like venus>tee-hee i'm bi but i mostly like womenWhy am I not surprised
The dream is dead. Trannies either have good wfh tech jobs and mog my career or are unemployable losers who spend 16 hours a day in bed
>>37302716
gonna boymoder forever so I can call my future chaser bf a fag
>>37302732Some even do both, I hear
>>37302738You can just do that for free though.
>>37302708he would take her to much better date, fancy restaurant while she's in a dress and big foot long joint afterwards>>373027134chan psycho
>>37302731Respectfully, a non creepy chaser was not going to date a 6'4 trans woman with a deep voice. She really didn't have many options
>>37302747>posting on 4chan means I don't have to provide for myself and not be a drain on society
>>37302738The truth is you want him to call you a fag when he's balls deep inside you.
>>37302650I have people in my court write letters by eagle (e-mail for short) to various courts with fair noble maidens. Then if rapport is built and they appreciate my calligraphic penmanship, as well as my excellent taste in poetry and bard music troupes, I assemble an entourage to go visit her.
>>37302738that's how you get domestically abused and dumped
>>37302732>unemployable losers who spend 16 hours a day in bedAnd they still won’t date me. I don’t blame them. My heart was meant for Jade Slade only.
>>37302747The perfect date.
>>37302749Has her voice become deeper? Last I heard, even though it was clocky, it was okay. I would've gone on a date with her. Wouldn't be the first time I hang out with a clocky tranny.
>>37302747>and big foot long joint afterwardsdo what
>>37302755HA HA SIKE IM NOT T R A N S G E N D E R ! ! ! ! ! I was just pretending to make you gay you fag HA HA now you're fucking a dude you're a gay fag now HA HA
>>3730276750 bucks and she'll let you do whatever you want to her
>>37302762this took a dark turn...
>>37302775I'm not entirely sure what it sounded like before, but it is unmistakably masculine now.
>>37302776narcotics
>>37302592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoCwcMNL7M0&list=OLAK5uy_n74aEeA7moLD6dFou-LuvtiSjhHBifS9Ynother save anon yur on a roll here :)
>>37302772*bursts in midair*
>>37302755yea... god i need a boyfriend
>>37302757>long-distanceProps to you. I don't have patience for long-distance anymore
>>37302772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mclH1ZuBd0
>>37302785Valid reason to ghost desu
>>37302785>made an emotional decisionthe 19th amendment was a mistake
>>37302772https://pbfcomics.com/comics/slamasaurus/
>>37302795You fuck like 3 guys a month
>>37302785The rapey profile pic makes it
>>37302803i havent had sex in like a month and a half
>>37302779I’ll drop a lot of money just to fuck her and have her wrap her arm around mine so I can feel like those Sigma Male podcasters. My dream is to be Jade’s betabuxx bf. She lets trans girl bulls top her and I get to watch in my lil cuckshed.
>>37302785got it. I will never look unsure and will just confidently pick a spot without hesitation and look like I know what I'm doing
>>37302790I liked this, saved. Here's another from Indonesia, went on a bit of a tear on them a while back, some really really solid indie bands there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIw54m6OIjA&pp=ygUNa3VuaW5nIG1vcmZlbQ%3D%3D
>>37302815i see i see the cage is working...
>>37302820Women are so retarded the confuse confidence with competence
>>37302815My bad I thought you slept with that guy you were talking to and the other one you were talking about staying with.
>>37302785This is such a weird thing to even be thinking about past like high school.
>>37302834yeah. also to be a leader or have anyone believe you you have to always seen confident and never second guess even if you are unsure, or people wont listen to you. I learned this in my job. just the way people are, nothing you can do about it
>>37302785I hate women so much, it's unreal.
>>37302857
>>37302857sorry lil bro
>>37302867lol
>>37302857did your mom asked you to clean your room again?
>>37302795Let me be your boyfriend.
Post voice
>>37302907Post chest
>>37302849those are the same guy and because i was crying yesterday i missed his message by like 2 hours
>Are you alone?
Alright trannies. It's time. Post how much you ate today.
>>37302913image jade laying in bed crying that she will be alone, meanwhile her phone is going off across the room "hey BBY, I miss you"
>>37302921~1kcal and went for a run
>>37302921i had a monster zero
>>37302913Turn your damn ringer up. But for real have you heard from him recently or is it over?
>>37302921for breakfast I had a nutrigrain bar and a mountain dew. An hour later I ate some beef jerky and a Gatorade. For dinner I had some ham with potatoes and green beans and buttered bread. then my last meal of the day was a bowl of ice cream followed by gummy bears and a Mexican coke. then I just had a little bit of cheddar popcorn
>>37302795why would a woman want to be called a fag during sex? doesnt make a lot of sensesure smells like AGP in here tho
>>37302941Is that all you had?
>>37302282norm was so damn hot when he was youngerperfect features
>>37302949You're winning so far
>>37302932postal fans are back
>>37302951really makes you think
>>37302964it really does
>>37302921810 calories today, i had leftover pasta and then a big salad for dinner
>>37302954yeh i feel lightheaded when i stand, topday went by really fast just kinda forgot ngl>>37302956frfr tho, i would do a lot for a narm bf, too bad he was a deeply closted gay man..
>>37302963god damn I would kick the absolute living shit out of gary coleman so hard
>>37302973He was gay?
>>37302921why do u keep posting this. ppl who obsess over the quantity of food they eat in a day are either fat or so neurotically inhibited that they become spiritually fatI eat on intuition and i stay skinny
>>37302907https://voca.ro/1eW6HKpO4ABa
>>37302983hes not coming out tho.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnmplSPgwEQ
>>37302983Gary Cooper?
>>37302951its degrading>>37302931im a retard >>37302945I NEVER GET MESSAGES SO I DONT HAVE MY RINGER ON
Friendly reminder the Jade said women who don't cover themselves up want to be sexually harassed
>>37302992Because that’s whyAnd because I’m fat>>37302973>i feel lightheaded when i standI bet lol
>>37303007i wouldnt say that they *want* to be sexually harassed, but it would be unwise to not cover up if you want to avoid lecherous strangers
>>37303005its not degrading for a woman though lol its degrading for a man
>>37302997I didn't even know he was sick
>>37303016>sickHey there bud. Norm died.
>>37302997>hes not coming out tho.lol>>37303005Well apparently that’s not true you god a booty call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MriISX1cqjU>>37303010i think ill have a chicken sadwhich or something rn i feel weird lol been postinf too mucho>>37303016>>37303023he died its a shame :(
>>37303005Why would a woman find being called a fag degrading? It's a degrading word for a man.MEF moment.
>>37303023You're out of your element
>>37302997LOL
>>37303007no i realized that was just an im ugly issue. like i feel uncomfortable when i show more of my body but other people who have nice bodies wouldnt feel that same way and working out with less clothes on would just be nicer bc less sweat. it just didnt make sense to me but i also talked to my therapist about that stuff today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCM7utGdoxo
>>37302995Ty
>>37303033>chicken sadwhichA chicken break sounds like a good idea >he diedHave you seen his special after his death. It’s good he refused to edit it so he just rambles at times
You guys ever see a woman that's so pretty that it makes you genuinely scared thinking about going up to them
norm was the best at his crafthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wrcPKlh2cI
>>37303060Pichu
>>37303060im just afraid of attractive people in general
>>37303053wholesome :)))
>>37303060Most days women are scary.>>37303073Same
>>37303060I'm nervous when I talk to cashiers.
>>37303056ive seen a few segments of it i think need to watch the whole thing i miss him v mucho>>37303060men in general intimidate me i can barely look em in the eyes, i know you werent asking about em but i feel similar
>>37303060No.
>>37303060I'm too autistic to be scared of women
>>37303048no it wasn't you literally said women should cover themselves up if they don't want to be harassed and that the only reason a woman would wear a nice outfit is if they wanted attentionand then you doubled and tripled down on it
>>37303087based
>>37301683>Q4T: what something you wish most chasers knewWe actually love receiving head and topping we are just playing hard to get. This applies for all transwomen
someone use moo deng for the next thread he is the /chasergen/ icon to usurp shrimpcat
>>37303082I got a cool hack to make them scared of you>>37303083Same I miss the dude.
>>37303015>>37303036yea because i dont feel like i deserve to be called a woman because i hate myself. god just go on twitter transwomen liking being called faggot isnt a new thing
>>37303108>transwomen liking being called faggot isnt a new thingI think you mean AGPs like you, not actual transwomen
>>37303060you stop being scared of anyone when you realize you could easily kill them. I'm not scared of talking to anyone. I just imagine myself brutally murdering them and everything is okay
>>37303068True, I agree>>37303073>>37303081I can go up to almost anyone but there are rare occasions where I freeze up. >>37303083I always let them come up to me because I never want to go over to them, especially not in a group. >>37303087Huge if true
being scared of someone is a feminine trait. why do you, as a man, feel fear?
>>37303123no it isnt. it's knowing where your limits areshould a man not feel fear when he knows his family is in danger? when his progeny may not have unimpeded development? when his livelihood is at stake? fear is the requisite to action
>>37303123Because a particularly stuck up cunt can destroy your whole life over one bad/unwanted interaction
>>37303131get out of your feelings, there's no solutions there.
>>37302703ive not had any surgeries yet
>>37303140a man that doesnt feel fear is a dead man, left in desolation
>>37303123Lol.
>>37303138and you could destroy their entire life with a single knife slashyou need to stop being scared and start acting like the killer you were born to be
>>37303060I've been genuinely too scared to go up to all women I've ever seen in my life wdym
>these faggots afraid of talking to other people
>>37303168Please end your life expeditiously, retarded faggot.
>>37303168Yeah I got the less fun mental illness that makes you irrationally anxious all the time, not the fun ones that make you rp 20 different personas 24/7 or something
>>37303122Im actually good at going up to people. Im not sure why but people are usually super nice to me. My old coworker used to complain because everyone was rude to her but not me.
>>37303175acquire social skills, nigger
>>37303168>he uses normie capeshit for reaction images
>>37303123ive never been less afraid than i am now post transition, desuofc, a lot of that comes from living in a nice neighborhood in the first world and being 6'3" and not passing, but like still
>>37303180I have better social skills than everyone itt combined
>>37303182>he shits his pants when the thought of social interaction comes to mind
what is it called when i hate people weaker physically and mentally than me? i get this urge to crush them.
you see somebody nakedand youyou say who is that manyou try so hardbut youdont understandjust what you will say, when you get homebecause something is happening here, and you dont know what it isdo youmr j0ones
why don't you faggots make a new thread
>>37303194arrogant sociopathy
>>37303199is it really arrogance if i'm just better than everyone else?
>>37303145so you have a dommy mommy of I KNEW IT
>>37303185>6'3That’s probably a lot of it
>>37303204I guess not anon, but you aren't better than me.
>>37302785i went down a long rabbit hole to find that tweet, it's long gone but I found the name, and I don't think the person who made it even exists. always kinda sad when something weird turns out to be just a troll post, but tbhon i'm glad this person isn't walking in our midst. >>373029211270kcal yesterday, kinda overshot what I aim for. Trying to drag myself back down to around 1100 today. i was really afraid of counting calories my whole life but as it turns out, depriving myself of pleasure actually feels pretty good.
>>37303207>>37303207>>37303207>>37303207>>37303207MOO DENGINTERNET SUPER SENSATIONNEW THREAD
>>37303206if i did would you pay for it? maybe i'll give it a shot, if i think it could make money>>37303212probably. I also think being a tranny makes people nicer to me. "don't upset the troon or it'll throw a fit!" kinda thing
>>37303194natural alpha male reaction
>>37303233I say the height because I’m an inch shorter and I think it’s a big part of why people treat me nice > I also think being a tranny makes people nicer to me.I dated a black girl and people would be like overly nice as like a “look how progressive and not racist I am” We would like get free food and cut in tons of lines and shit. So maybe people are trying to not get called a transphobe.
>>37303294yeah people are just really nice to tall big people. its weird. its not like they're gonna beat you up at your office or at university, they'd lose their entire future. tall cis men are more likely to be in leadership positions or get promoted. we never left the stone age mentally. I look forward to a future where we are all small and grey with big brains and eyes because we live in space and violence is a thing of the past and everyone is autistic robots
