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Qott: Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?

Q4T: what do you love about chasers?

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>>37370166
>q4t
I love keeping chasers chained up in my basement
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>>37370166
It’s embarrassing to date them. Like seriously I’d only introduce her to my family if I’m considering marrying her
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>>37370188
Are these the sacrifices a man must make for love?
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>>37370166
the hardest thing is finding a trans girl to date
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>>37370166
That better be an elite tuck or post-op
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>>37370209
She’s cis
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>>37370174
They want to kill you for this
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>>37370166
>Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
i wouldn't know
>what do you love about chasers?
it's a tossup between attention and money.
>>37370204
what's your discord?
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>>37370166
>Q4T: i just love that they're unabashed with their desire for us. no hiding, no shame, no secrets. just "yeah i think trannies are hot" <3 one day i'll find mine
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>>37370166
>Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
Physically picking them up before they run away
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>>37370218
Why
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>>37370166
just that so many of my friends make trans jokes and stuff and I always did too when I repressed my attraction to them.
It not only makes me feel hypocritical, but it makes me feel nervous about my friend finding out and how theyd respond
the one trans girl I casually dated I did go out with her to dinner and stuff and never felt embarrassed but I also dont know too many people in my current city

I kind of think I'd hoped I would run into friends of mine, so it would force me to just say yeah I was out with a trans person and get through the uncertainty of what that response would be
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>>37370166
>Qott: Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
I don't know yet.
also discord if anyone wants.
>>37370181
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>>37370166
>Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
When they stop responding
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>>37370224
We doing this already? I'm in bed but my account is Inanespeaks
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>>37370166
>thread about trans women
>post attractive cis AFAB

What it gives?
Sorry but its hilarious.
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>>37370166
>Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
My peanits
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Where’s June at? We need a food thread
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>>37370166
>Q4T: what do you love about chasers?
Being super honest, it's the attention. I crave it constantly my brain needs attention from men the same way it needs oxygen.
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>>37370256
you can just wait to verify until tomorrow idc
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>>37370219
They really do. I have to keep doing it though. The people need a hero.
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>>37370264
That's a trans cam model
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>>37370243
why is she cis?
becuse she is not a trans man.
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>>37370264
We don’t like trans women exclusively we like them all
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>>37370274
Yeah, add me or whatever and I'll do it sometime in the afternoon EST
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>>37370279
>trans
>no dick
lol what
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>>37370301
tucking technology can be frighteningly advanced at times
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>>37370288
i tought chasers only like trans women?
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>>37370301
She has one, it's not a big one though
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>>37370264
One of the resident shitposter's more subtle tactics he occasionally pulls out
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>>37370279
>>37370315
>>37370321
alright post proof she is trans
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>>37370327
idfk who she is
for the record i too was like "wait thats either an A+ tuck or shes cis" so ive got no horse in this race
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>>37370323
i just think it would be hilarious if thats true...
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>>37370341
ok

asking other people who know if she is really trans or cis to post proof
I want to know!
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Add me on discord losers: spider_murphy._29837
Don't send me anthrax in the mail though.
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>>37370364
So why would anyone add you, advertise yourself
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>>37370327
Julia Molligan, enjoy
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when are we bringing foxon back
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has anyone seen a frisson?
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>>37370387
i was wondering where she went
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hab you seen a alien?
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>>37370373
Because I'm literally the best at everything and literally the coolest ever.
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chasergen. im gonna ask for attention here. can you peeps help me figure out any famous person i resemble to any degree? male or female idc. you wont hurt my feelings
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>>37370452
Jared fogle unfortunately.
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>>37370452
sure
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>>37370464
i see it
what happened to that guy anyways
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>>37370452
snoop dog the rapper super saiyan 3 version holographic
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>>37370464
Okay but Jared looks like chudjak
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>>37370482
He tried to buy a little girl from a federal agent and got arrested.
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>>37370482
he realized subway is ass and his corporate handlers framed him before he could turn on them
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teste
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>>37370495
It was a Subway franchise owner
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Tranner tootsies
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>>37370495
that guy was a real jerk!
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>>37370317
We fuck trans women to build our confidence back up when we're on a dry streak.
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>>37370452
Idk if you mean you or your Chao but he reminds me of professor E. Gadd of Luigi's Mansion
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>>37370532
oh no i meant me. i just posted a chao. the chao is very dorky though, isnt he? his name is spiderweb.
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>>37370317
Some do and some want to bottom. We’re not those kinda chasers
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>>37370503
as a jewish person with no connections he was forced to buy children from Alibaba instead of Epstein. very sad
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>>37370166
dick instead of vagina
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>>37370546
His face looks two sizes too small for his head
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How stinky do you want your chaser/tranner
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>>37370598
thats just the chud-derived life for you
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stinkchan took the nastiest shits I miss her
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Trannies can't stink, a stinky tranny just smells like a man.
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I thought stinky tranners stunk like women
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>>37370681
A stinky tranny is usually just a fat gooning man with colored hair.
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this general used to be thriving full of bad bitches posting diaper pics, what the fuck happened bros?
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>>37370692
ive seen images depicting this before
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>>37370708
Basically the exact opposite of you, a hot chick
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>>37370718
yeah ofc a nigga like you would be into underage poultry
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>>37370816
this was meant to be a reply to >>37370718 but i floundered it
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>>37370166
>Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?

finding them, I have not seen a single trans girl irl, therefore I do not believe they even exist, its just a psyop to get my hopes up of finding a gf thats wants to cuddle and play cozy games together.
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>>37370166
>Qott: Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
My cock
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kitchen cleaned time to make dumps
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>>37370452
You're like a mix between Zooey Deschanel and Seulgi
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>>37370166
>QoTT: hardest thing
Like the other posters said, just finding them to even try to talk to. My efforts on Grindr are a disaster, the tranners there seem to be either young and exclusively T4T only, or in their 50s and methed out trainwrecks.
My efforts going to the gay nightclub district in my city has been a bust, the gay nightclubs are populated by, well, mostly gay men, and about 10-40% straight looking women in groups dancing, and nearly 0 visible trans women.
So, what about going to drag shows? Well, many of the performers are trans women who do drag, but they are all drop dead gorgeous youngsters, basically showgirls. You won't get to chat them up. What about the audience? Tried that for months, yeah there are some trans folks who show up to drag shows but they tend to be extremely cliquish, so if you are just some solo dude, GL trying to approach any of them. I've really been trying to meet trans women in my city for a couple years and its been a huge failure. NGL.
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Always in my face
Talkin this and that
Girl I had to buy some rims for the Cadillac
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>>37370938
oh hey jefe
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all chasers are reppers
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>>37370957
What about all the black guys then?
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long day
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>>37370957
It’s true I’m a sissy boy!
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>>37370965
I'm glad you finally get to rest and relax.
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>>37370816
I love how this pic is just a meme now.
>>37370957
Maybe. But maybe not.
>>37370965
How are you doing? was it a bad day or just long?
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>>37370949
Is jefe a trip? That's not me, sorry.
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>>37370962
I can’t answer that without being accused of racism
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>>37371014
That's fine, just answer it.
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>>37370701
>diaper pics
A large number of people have seen my diaper pics(I was a child) and I think it's funnier not to explain why.
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>>37371013
>Is jefe a trip?
no
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>>37370188
>odds kill 'em
>evens let 'em go
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>>37371016
they’re all rapper rapist criminals on the down low
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>>37371054
Statistically they are all gay and have AIDS
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Kitty cat on my lap, sippin' coffee. My morning is good.
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Trans kitten on my lap, sippin' coffee. My morning is good.
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>>37371044
why would I let them go
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>>37370598
lmao that's not even been shooped he has natty weird face
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I relate to trans women as a fat bi man because I know how gross and objectifying chaser behavior can be plus I am undergoing a massive physical transformation that will take years and require surgery before I'm happy with how I look
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I'm a chaser because I hate women
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I'm a chaser because I love women
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>>37371088
NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED PLEASE I WANNA BE UR KITTY
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>>37371175
Needy little kitten
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>>37371147
I relate to trans women because I am a deeply closeted trans woman
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boobs suck and if you disagree youre a repper
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I relate to trans women because they are men. But my penis gets hard for them like a lady.
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boobs get sucked and if you disagree youre a repper
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>>37371229
I'm tryin to suck on yours
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I want to do drugs
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>>37371240
You're too mentally unwell to do drugs.
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>>37371219
Norma MacDonaldian
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>>37370166
>q4t
The attention, but I haven't gotten as much as I'd like desu
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>>37371229
That's why you get yourself a meta atrraced 'geep who loves her boobies
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>>37371246
No you're too mentally unwell to do drugs. I can handle my trips
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>>37371266
You can't handle sitting in your room doing nothing.
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>>37371240
You should do some K2 you fucking retard.
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>>37371186
miao! I wanna sit in my owners lap so bad I'm cute and nice to pet!! please adopt me
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>>37371238
ive always wondered if thats like. actually enjoyable or not
ive never experienced it, and they havent been sensitive since like a year and a half in, so idk
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>>37371274
spider do you have an xbox
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>>37371229
Fuck I do love boobs. Guess I’m a repper
>>37371266
I mean do you think it’s a good idea to do the drugs tho? Like do what you want but I don’t know
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>>37371286
You can lube up your nips and rub on em at any time you know
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>>37370166
>what do you love about chasers?
if i ever find one worth loving i'll let you know.
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>>37371295
H-hi
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one day

>>37371004
ty anon <3 gonna make sum food soon

>>37371010
Just long nothing too crazy, usually just have a lot on my plate where i work so im all tired when i get home. Im alright now tho :) and u??
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>>37371294
i guess, i don't have any lube but im sure like soap or whatever could suffice
don't really feel the need desu
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>>37371286
Let's find out
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>>37371256
Bc we haven’t gotten any cute pics lately
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>>37371240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0
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>>37371295
Show me your genitals.
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>>37371300
if you live near the twin cities drop your discord
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>>37371289
Nope, I lied :D
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>>37371323
Does your xbox have uno?
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>>37371311
Yeahhh ik it's a me problem at this point. I'm taking a couple of days off work after tonight, sooo maybe I'll actually take some new ones this time
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>>37371329
I don't have uno, I have the oldest xbox series s known to man.
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My cat knocked my Xbox off the dresser and broke the HDMI port. I need a chaser to come fix it for me
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>>37371335
You're on the transbian council though
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>>37370166
Nothing I've never seen one who actually liked me beyond a disposable toy
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>>37371355
Explain this as if I have no idea what these words mean together
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>>37371270
No im like a pro at that
>>37371274
Ur stupid and that's a stupid drug that I would never do because I have a patricians drug palette
>>37371293
No it would be a poor choice right now but I have to do them at a concert soon
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>>37371318
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>>37371373
mommy
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>>37371373
I didn't think you'd actually do it
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what drug should i try as my first exposure to anything other than alcohol
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>>37371373
That was a test, you failed
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>>37371373
Woah
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>>37371388
Crack
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>>37371388
mdma
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>>37371303
Oh I can imagine the weekend is busy. Well it’s chill time for you now. I’m ok I felt a little sick so I’m just doing nothing today.
>>37371365
>I have to do them at a concert soon
oh ok fair. It’s one of the only places I still drink and smoke. Be safe
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>>37371388
My spit
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>>37371388
Carfentanil
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>>37371353
L, get better loser.
>>37371365
Nah you definitely should, I'm tired of seeing your trip name. And I want to hear about the infamous Jade Slades death on Transtgram
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>>37371388
Weed.
>>37371357
You have just met shit people. You will find some one who respects you.
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I want my tongue inside a trannys mouth
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>>37371407
It's a day one though :'(
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>>37371353
That's probably not a hard repair unless the board's damaged
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>>37371388
bad idea, Pichu
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>>37371388
Caffeine.
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>>37371422
how did you know
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>>37371419
I've half looked into it but I haven't soldered since middle school or maybe earlier so idk
I think the board is fine, it worked with the cable in the right spot for a short time but eventually that stopped
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>>37371415
hi im one of those and i have a mouth
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>>37371388
5 hour energy >:)
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>>37371446
come here
*mwah*
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>>37371417
Day one Xbox one or series s/x?
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>>37371432
Damn. Do not do drugs Pichu. It literally ruined my life.
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>>37371467
Xbox one
I have a series s but it's in a box somewhere
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>>37371388
Jenkem.
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>>37371432
You NEED to try crack
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>>37371480
Just play the series s dumbo
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>>37371473
not gonna... but i was curious what people were gonna say
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>>37371432
Your phrasing is very particular, and the fact that I know you've expressed a similar idea in the past.
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>>37371445
I'd fix it if I could
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anons im finally going clothes shopping tomorrow you have any ideas what styles i should get

>i will post pics if you have good ideas and i find good looking items
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>>37371504
I wonder if people can recognize my posts even though I never used a name
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>>37371498
You make bad anon posts.
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>>37371495
Then I have to dig it out of some boxes though
I mainly use my pc. The Xbox was just nice and convenient to have in the bedroom
Plus I'd rather have the day one fixed, it's cooler <3
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>>37371518
Jnco Jeans
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>>37371504
>>37371523
dang. i thought my anon posts were fine and, uh, sufficiently anon
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>>37371335
I’ll be waiting seriously your my fav girl on here
>>37371355
She’s still a babe tho
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>>37371511
Just do it for me as a surprise
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>>37371518
Anything that shows off your ass or your rack
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>>37371550
That might actually get me to finally do it lol :')
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>>37371529
PC is lame though.
Console is fun and exciting.
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>>37371564
>PC is lame though
This is the worst sentence I have ever read on here.
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>Comedy in C-Major
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i mostly use mac
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>>37370166
>Qott: Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
Me. Did anyone say that yet?
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>>37371564
>>37371571
>This is the worst sentence I have ever read on here.2
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>>37371571
Dude, having to deal with drivers all the parts requirements and all that other shit is fucking retarded and not fun whatsoever. Only time I play shit on my pc is when I want to play Rust or a pc only game like League ;3
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>>37371574
lmao
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>>37371518
Something black and tight
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>>37371577
Im so sorry.
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>>37371589
Oh that was supposed to be squared, not just a 2. Whatever
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>>37371574
>everybody hates me
>I'm so cool
Alright.
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>>37371592
Play league with me
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>>37371600
Hey now, macs have their place..... In the trash :)
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>>37371592
I honestly love how much more work they are. But I also just like repairable things so I don't have to throw it away or warranty the entire device.
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>>37371600
>>37371616
Im just trolling. I don't like mac desktops but their laptops are the best on the market.
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>>37371412
At least those shit people gave me a moment of their time even if it was for themselves, idk I hope I'll find someone but I probably never will
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>>37371616
I use mine to make really bad music
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>>37371622
Their laptops are not the best in the market by any metric.
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>>37371623
You will. Shit takes time to find quality people.
>>37371627
For non-gamers at that 1k price, they run faster, cooler and more battery-efficient than anything out there. Apple silicone is way ahead of intel and amd for that.
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what do you think of these?
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>>37371646
Why would you spend 1000 dollars on a laptop if you're not going to use it for high end computer things?
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>>37371661
Most mac users actually have jobs
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>>37371624
Oh that's fair then, I can't deny they're better for music

>>37371622
I'm not a fan of MacBooks but I just use my laptops for streaming games and media really
Or playing league at work
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>>37371604
Everybody loves me
>>37371608
What's your riot?
>>37371618
Lame as fuck
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>>37371646
That's true but god I'm shit at searching or looking in any decent place
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>>37371661
It good for high-end computing. The CPU scores very well. Its GPU performance is fine but low compared to dedicated graph devices. It's simply a limitation of integrated graphs.

They have top of the line cpus, good trackpads, good screens that are super color accurate. They dominate in video and photo editing for a reason.
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>>37371670
Your average macbook user did not work for it.
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>>37371687
They've been losing market share in video and photo editing for a decade because the only actual advantage they ever had was exclusive software.
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>>37371673
Oh god I've never been embarrassed abt it before now. If it makes a difference I stole the name from an irl friend..

Sénpái#uvu
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>>37371696
IRON 2???? DO YOU WANT HELP ???
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>>37371687
Their trackpads are god awful and have no fucking buttons! Idk how people use those stupid things.
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>>37371671
Fair. I don't own one because I didn't need all the power. I just grabbed a clearance Ideapad.

>>37371695
Are they still? i know the intel MacBooks with butterfly keyboards were super bad.

But also the sale of computers is just way down due to smartphones.
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>>37371521
It'd be hard to do unless you talk about the same things often, or have a unique choice of words. With trips it's easier because you can just recall all the past examples of that same trip saying something, and compare that way.
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There's no such thing as anon.
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I want to wife up a tranny
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>>37371647
from left to right
thinspo, realistic thinspo, what ill wear once im thin
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>>37371688
True I saw them mostly used by people spending their parent's college money
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>>37371706
Laptop sales have been steadily increasing for years and are projected to keep increasing.
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>>37371703
PLEASE!
I swear to God I don't deserve this elo

I used to main top but couldn't do anything for the rest of the team. I started playing jungle recently and I'm very slowly climbing back up... It's literal agony
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>>37371725
death to work remote niggas
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I learned a long time ago it doesn't matter. if I get the phone or computer that is popular now, soon as I get the newest version, its old and something else becomes popular.
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>>37371719
inshallah
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>>37371730
I think a big part of it is that kids are getting into computers again after corona made them have to learn to use one.
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>>37371718
Go ahead and try on me or smth
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>>37371683
Thats the hard part. I dont know the answer

>>37371704
They are slightly larger than the standard and somewhat accurate. Sadly buttons on laptops are mostly gone. I just bring a trackball with me when I use my laptop

>>37371725
Oh ok ya I just know at one point they were on the decline. I think the thing is if you're looking at a 1k budget, Mac is good but there great options in the 500 on PC.

>>37371735
I enjoy tech but it does become old very fast. Always a new better thing out
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>>37371647
>>37371719
Really good style. Makes me want a gf
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>>37371768
Would you do the honor Ms.Anon and marry me?
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>>37371772
Well I'll let you know if I ever find it
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>>37371772
If you're in the 1k budget you have better options than a mac. A $500 windows machine is comparable. There is no reason to buy a mac other that delusional brand loyalty.
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>>37371782
Yeah sure anon I'll legally bind myself to you, what happens afterwards again?
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>>37371616
An intel mac is literally just a PC with a proprietary operating system. If you dont like the operating system dual boot or use a VM.

>>37371661
A lot of people would benefit from laptops in that price range. The majority of people dont strictly need a laptop in that range because most people just use their laptop for their web browser (and thats why chromebooks exist). However anyone likes to have a lot of tabs and windows open will benefit from more RAM and compute, up to a point, 128gb is excessive but 16-32gb will provide noticeable benefit to web browsing. But also more memory is good for productivity software and more expensive laptops always come with more hard storage which almost everyone will benefit from. Also people in general may not regularly do high end computing tasks but theyll do something once in a while. For example a lot of people like to edit youtube videos every few months or play a new game when they get free time
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>>37371521
We have this conversation every couple of weeks it feels like lol. Yes, to some extent people probably can, but it's harder and easier to hide.
For example, me saying "lol" in that first sentence might as well have been waving a huge flag to the right people.
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>>37371335
question will there be any ass in these pics? I need to know so I can set a date on my calendar
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>>37371796
I bridal carry you into the honeymoon suite
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>>37371796
That's the part where you kill him so you get all his stuff and then I propose and the cycle continues.
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>>37370166
>Whats the hardest thing about dating trans girls?
My dick lol
But actually its finding one that isn't a porn brained gooncel or a mentally ill witch
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>>37371353
I’ll just buy you a new one
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>>37371801
Why are trans woman so skilled in computer stuff? Is it like a modern version of knitting?
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>>37371801
That's all nice. The mac will be worse at every one of those things than a windows machine in the same price bracket, and you can't expand the memory on a macbook so the ram argument is pointless.
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>>37371807
I'm not gonna say I haven't considered it. But probably not <3
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>>37371767
Ah. This is the right music. Beautiful night for a smoke.
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>>37371815
>porn brained gooncel or a mentally ill witch
Curious, sounds a lot like chasers
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>>37371790
The pc and mac are comparable in some regards but the mac will still do a lot of things better.

A lot of my friends do photo and video editing for a job, and the Adobe software runs super well on the Apple Silicone. What is a better value really depends on use case and what software you want to use.

>brand loyalty
I used to be very anti-apple, but they honestly have been slowly getting better and better.
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>>37371814
I don't think we signed any prenup or anything plus killing people makes me sad :(
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>>37371818
You wouldn't
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>>37371790
The new macs have incredible battery life compared to most laptops
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>>37371824
baka you’d be a lot cooler if you did
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>>37371829
>n-no u!
Little bitch ass
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>>37371813
That amount of physical contact will make me too happy and ill instantly pass out
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>>37371842
Who unplugs their laptop other than to move it?
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>>37371829
Yeah, mentally ill witch isn't too far off a gender swapped version of me.
>>37371839
>plus killing people makes me sad :(
You say it like you're speaking from experience? Just how many husbands have you had, miss?
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>>37371833
No, the mac will absolutely not perform better than a comparably priced windows machine.
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>>37371847
But how much cooler. That's the important part
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>>37371853
I'll have to wake you somehow before we start making babies
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Where is stu at showing her butthole these days? No way she just stopped she's just not doing it here now
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>>37371840
Actually would
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>>37371868
I vote for cat pics instead.
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>>37371858
-1
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>>37371870
Awww you'd actually wake me up first <3
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>>37371855
I use my laptop mostly outside of the house. so me

>>37371860
Im going to say we're going to agree to disagree.
But hey life is more interesting when people have different opinions. good talk
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>>37371868
Would make you 10x cooler
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>>37371888
Can't all be bangers, man.
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>>37371829
Interesting to read

What the average chaser looks like?
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>>37371900
Baby making is a 2 person activity cant have you asleep at the wheel
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>>37371873
Why though?
Thats kinda sweet desu <3

>>37371876
I will ABSOLUTELY post pictures of my cats(3) tomorrow.. One is a little.. different lol

I also have dogs and snakes :)
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NA LoL needs to step up their game, we always lose to Korea or China.
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>>37371868
your that goth girl? i vote for ass
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>>37371918
No I'd be asleep in your arms silly
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>>37371904
10x0= don't count on it but any thing's possible ig
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>>37371921
Cats snakes dogs listed in order of my desire to see pictures of. Ideally all.
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>>37371829
Give us more chaser personality types. We don't get enough free fun judgement.
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>>37371860
Not sure why people say this. Like 99% of tasks are going to be completely dependent on hardware, not operating system. The other 1% are going to be due to bad developers not knowing how to write good cross platform software
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>>37371921
Because your hot and I wanna play Xbox with you
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>>37371907
I try
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>>37371936
D: how did you get past my defenses
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>>37371916
We were doing height and weight and apparently, a lot of us are very tall and not overweight so that maybe. I thought we were all 5'5 300lbs
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>>37371938
Okay!! I'll post photos of them tomorrow <3
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>>37371955
I stay winning.
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>>37371828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tMQhnfWKjk

tru, she makes some really amazing stuff imo but looks to be inactive atm unfortunately
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>>37371953
Selection bias in that though. The 5'5'' 300 lbs guy is a lot less likely to respond to questions like that.
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>>37371953
Obviously the short and fat ones didn't respond
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Went to get groceries and the cashier was was a clocky kind of cute, definitely stared at her too much. Didn't bother trying for her number though, everyone here is t4t
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>>37371945
What games?
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>>37371952
I'm small enough to sneak past
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>>37371944
Yes, and a similarly priced windows machine will have better hardware because it doesn't have an apple logo on it.
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>>37371930
NA league players are too busy gooning to sissy porn to practice like the koreans
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>>37371932
Hmm

>>37371957
I'm might also be getting a jumping spider soon
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>>37371978
But now that your in my arms are you just going to sleep your victory away?
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>>37371966
>>37371968
I mean im overweight and I responded but I think I might of been the heaviest, or one of the heaviest person to respond.

But ya a lot of people didn't respond.
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>>37371767
I bring to you this treasure I have recently found. Please accept it with an open mind. I have only scratched the surface, and could not begin to tell you what you may expect. But I expect you will not regret it
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5mUCdTnqyDvyRMd5wDkN4k?si=flLYeHrESWS-chn27XjLcg&pi=u-lUph2o7bTsSR
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>>37371992
How big are those? I've been trying to pick up big spiders I find outside lately but they never want to walk onto my hand, they're too cautious or untrusting idk. I just want to hold them and inspect their majesty but they're not climbing onto me so I must observe fro ma distance instead.
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>>37372004
Yeah man but you're not a normal insecure knuckle dragger.
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>>37371972
Cod and destiny
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>>37371989
Yeah that's definitely what it is. Just like how Punk is too busy acting like some fucking alpha male to get in the labs to try and actually win the Capcom Cup.
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>>37372001
Not without leeching off your warmth by holding on tight
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almost done making gyoza but still gotta make da sauce
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>>37372008
>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5mUCdTnqyDvyRMd5wDkN4k?si=flLYeHrESWS-chn27XjLcg&pi=u-lUph2o7bTsSR

oh wow you moneter thats almost 600 songs :O ty very much, been really needed some new recs lately this first one is already p cool
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>>37372012
Im not trying to hate on the ones who didn't. I just got lucky with my genes.
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>>37371969
did you go to trader joes? my local trader joes is an lgbt hotspot
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>>37372009
Not terribly but it depends on what kind you get. If I get this one it's the largest (common pet) jumping spider but still not very big at all (Picrel)

I started with the teeny jumping spiders that you find outside sometimes. Get it to jump on your hand and just let it hang out

Ive also held tarantulas but haven't owned one yet, they're really cool and don't feel like you'd expect it to when they're walking on you
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>>37372040
Hey I worked hard for that warmth, but I'll let it slide since we're married
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>>37372049
QFC, trader joe's is fun but I never go there because it's all snacky bullshit
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>>37372031
How about Halo and destiny? Maybe cod too
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>>37372041
lookin v yummy anon
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>>37372043
It is Caroline Polachek’s public personal playlist and it is absolutely all over the place. She just seems like someone who knows good music
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>tfw no cold girl to take my heat
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>>37372053
Awww you're the best, can I also get most of blanket + the soft pillow
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>>37372031
>>37372061
Though I think they all have cross play now and I have gamepass
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>>37372061
Of course I love halo we should coop thru the mcc
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>>37372075
Yea, sure don't think you will need it I sleep naked and run hot
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>>37372077
Omg I'd so do that. Halo 4 makes me cry though

Which is your favorite and why is it both 2 and 3?
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>>37372060
oh yeah true fair, they did get a lot snackier. i always kinda saw them as the frozen stuff store, and i got most of my fresher stuff on longer trips to an organic produce shop across town. i like their frozen fake meat stuff and the frozen curries.
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>>37372041
Hell yeah, man. I never bother doing it anymore as I find the dough stuffing and wrapping tedious as fuck, but damn if they aren't maybe the best food out there.
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>>37372050
They look soooo friendly, what a little bud! They jump, so do they even bother to make web or a hole to bring things in? I imagine they still need somewhere to wrap up meals to save for later even if they don't need to catch things within said web. I watched a itty bitty spider wrap it's web around something double it's size with wings for like 15m last night it was very interesting. The problem is I can't seem to get the spiders to willingly go on my hand, other bugs are all for it and crawl on immediately but spiders just freeze in place when I offer to hold them. I do get a fuck ton of spiders on me by walking through their webs along the path in the woods, probably at least 20 a night but that doesn't count because I forced them onto me by barging through their temporary home.
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Cold women love my 7 foot tall body radiating 120 degree heat like a space heater they can hug. I have to pry them off with a crowbar in the morning
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>>37372078
Oh you do? Like wouldn't that feel weird against the bed or against me
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>>37372068
oh yeah. this was pretty good from it imo and pretty new too, this playlist will will feed millions for years to come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlyTZ9HnJaY
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>>37372113
Not even putting on a song in her honor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn3cHUtNZKo
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>>37372109
Its very freeing and my exes have told me its comforting for them when they can easily get skin on skin
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>>37372083
3 is probably my favorite game of all time I remember playing it as a kid. But I’d say it goes 3>odst>2>reach>ce. Never played 4 I’ve heard it sucks lol wbu
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>>37372105
Okay I'm gonna nerd out a little now bc I love these little guys
They're the only spiders that actively hunt for food, that's why they jump. They do make webs but just for homes/safety/getting around. They hunt in the daytime for food and eat it more or less right away
They can also see in front of them with nearly the same vision as us and behind them but not as well

Others spiders I haven't really tried with, but jumping spiders can be some of the most social ones and some people think they actually remember and like humans they find trustworthy
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>>37371966
If half the girls being chased are
130 lb 5’10” a lot of the chasers are going to have to be tall and not overweight unless they are delusional
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This town's full of
Money grabbers
Go ahead bite the
Big Apple
Don't mind the maggots
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>>37372133
Sleeping skin on skin sounds like a dream
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>>37372118
Ive failed u anon im so sorry pls forgive me :(
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>>37372154
You're my wife now lets make it a reality
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>>37372151
>unless they are delusional
Exciting news fresh from the front!
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>>37372151
Delusions is all I have left
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delusional is my middle name
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>>37372153
… Shadooby
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3RGhtDjup38
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>>37372140
2 is my favorite because it was my first halo and the easter eggs are some of the best
3 is nearly if not tied with 2 for me bc it's just. So. Good. And the multi-player on 3 was some of the best fun I've ever had, especially the crazy custom games
Reach might be my third favorite because the story does a great job at pulling you in and tearing yo down piece by piece. It's poetic.

4 seems to be hit or miss with people. I enjoy it and it makes me cry lol. I never finished the Infinite campaign :/
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>>37372168
If only we could my dear anon
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need an ice cold gf as the winter approaches
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>>37372191
>If only we could my dear anon
Wifey...you're breaking my heart
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>>37372192
I always melt them before Christmas, I'm too warm. :(
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>>37372148
Based, nerding out is good, keep doing it. They not only look friendly but actually are friendly? There's gotta be some reason for that. Nature is wonderful. If they're hunting in the daytime that's probably why I never find them, I'm strictly nocturnal. Missing out on the friendly buds, oof. Nearly the same vision as us leads me to questions about how that translates to size difference. Cause I feel like if I was that tiny my vision would scale down as well but I think it means they see way better than us and it ends up being as good as us when scale is accounted for.
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>>37372169
Idky i though the chasers might be comparable to the chasees but when have men been realistic about the women they pursue
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>>37372199
I'm sorry husband I didn't want to but we're both 2 randoms on chasergen fate was cruel to us by bringing us together yet making us far, far apart
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>>37372218
Only there was some way to communicate electronically anonymously other than this image board
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>>37372216
>but when have men been realistic about the women they pursue
Now you're getting it. We're hopeful little creatures if we'd like to be generous with it.
Hard to stop a man from swinging for the stars when those stars are as beautiful as they are. Can't say I haven't taken my swings too.
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>>37371953
>>37371966
i know you're talking about chasers and not transers but yeah take note of how i didn't respond to the weight question
definitely some bias towards only good answers being offered
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>>37372151
>If half the girls being chased are
130 lb 5’10
>going to have to be tall and not overweight

Im going for the tall dad bod look I just need a few more months.
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>>37372190
Why she’s it make you cry lol I wanna play 4 now. Is infinite open world?
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>>37372225
That'd be cool as fuck
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>>37372183
Shatter shatter!
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>>37372243
kevin_bot_87619 on discord its a burner
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>>37372225
Remember when 4chan had an email field?
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>>37372272
No, I wasn't alive for Watergate.
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>>37372239
>Why she’s it make you cry lol I wanna play 4 now.
I don't spoil game endings :P

>is infinite open world?
Yea! I actually really enjoyed it when I was playing but I just didn't have time to finish it and never got back to it


>>37372211
They can be friendly, it depends on individual personality a bit too. Some just are not down with being social
That and they're also already so hard to spot, ateastwhere I'm at I usually only ever see the really small ones in the wild
And maybe they would technically have better eyesight than us if you think bakut it that way. It makes sense to me at least lol
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I actually really enjoy Halo, and I think Halo Infinite has a good multiplayer and campaign.
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Any of you ladies one of them gene-asses?
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>>37372236
Dad bod is vomit inducing the term itself is a psyop
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>>37372271
Added ya on my burner fullonbrainrot
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>>37372275
This website used to be owned by Moot
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>>37372300
I need to finish the campaign. I was loving it when I tried playing through it last time
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>>37372305
Is that the guy that deepthroated that reporter during Watergate? Mark Felt?
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>>37372304
=/ my burner got insta gibbed I'll add you
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>>37372303
You hate it because you have it
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>>37372315
D: rip burner acc
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>>37372313
Halo is great, I wish that Microsoft would make Overwatch good again.
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Awfully quiet. Good day today?
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>>37372329
Yeah I was into overwatch for a while but it got too repetitive and boring for me
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>>37372234
>bias towards only good answers
For sure I knew some would not say. I was more surprised at the amount of tall people. I thought it would be like 3 tops but I think there were more people in here than I thought.

>>37372303
Dad bod is just my lazy way of saying big muscled with no visible abs. I feel better with a slightly higher body fat percentage.

>>37372317
Its not that bad its just a very wide term.

>>37372329
I still play overwatch and I'm honestly not sure why
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>>37372338
> I think there were more people in here than I thought.
There probably aren't, everyone just gets really excited to talk about how tall they are lol.
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>>37372338
play overwatch with me? I have a huge healslutting kink that I don't get to flex enough
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>>37372314
I wonder how deep his throat actually was
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>>37372329
do you play with crossplay off or on?
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>>37372368
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>cute guy I've messaged a couple times before says hes t(wink)4t(wink).
It's over
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>>37372381
Looks like he's winking at you, that's a good sign
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>>37371388
literally the only correct answer to this is trying cannabis, then mushrooms, lsd and then mdma

caution, mdma is addictive and I've never seen anyone use weed long term and it not ruin their lives. but weed is just contentedness and sometimes that is a very good thing

sticking with weed and psychedelics will never do you wrong. modafinil is good too for productivity, and the best book to read on the topic is "Drugs for Grown Ups"

have fun and be safe anon x
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>>37372277
That sounds pretty cool in wanna play it. We should do a halo game night thread
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>>37371815
Finding one that shares my interests, is also attracted physically to me and isn't long-distance
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>>37372506
Make it
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