QOTT: Why is everyone so narcissistic in these threads?Previous >>37380062
Can we finally have that cologne discussion?
my husband rick
It is bisexual, pansexual even, to find MtF trans attractive. You are coping hard if you think it's straight.
>>37381775No Puerto Rican showers, tyvm
>>37381790I don’t care what it’s called I just like women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_wUnw6gkSQ>>37381765i didnt get attention growing up and was beat for doing things i liked. i feel i dont do iot often tho but yeh i def focus on my looks too much. i just wanna be called pretty and actually feel it one day
>>37381790its actually gay for everybody. if i dated a man, it would be gay for the man. if i dated a woman, it would be gay for the woman. hell, if i dated a totally agender NB it would still be gay for them, somehow.this is the true trans superpower.
>>37381794Where I live the stereotype is that Arabs wear too much cologne :D
>>37381790I only like passoids
>>37381765i wasn’t hugged enough as a child and was harassed and bullied constantly for being effeminate. now im an annoying motor mouth autismo
>>37381805>I'm one of the good ones, see trannies?fuck off retard
>>37381818kys
>>37381818It's still bi/pan, passoid/youngshit or not.>>37381825>NOOOO STOP HAVING STANDARDS NOOOOOOO
Who up being sexy getting down with they bad self who up posting them unsees who who doing that rn
>>37381833KYS
>>37381818based
>>37381790I am bi but I don't think I'm into trans women because of thatI just don't have the hangups that straight people often do on the topic since I have no shame and fear about conforming to strict gender/sexuality expectations, and trans women are often hot and cool so of course I'm into themStraight guys don't need to be bi to feel the same they just have to not cave to the pointless strict gender expectations and shame
>>37381833It's obviously not pan because it doesn't include everyone. It's obviously not bi because I have no interest in men.
>>37381842KILL YOURSELF
>>37381838>NOOOOOO YOU SHOULD LIKE LANKY TWINKHONS WHO WILL NEVER GIRLMODE OR WORK ON THEIR TRANSITION NOOOOOOOOO
Why is everyone falling for the obvious ragebait
go away already seehon/kate
>>37381859It just gives me an opportunity to talk about myself which is fun
>>37381858kill yourself
>>37381858lol fair
>>37381824Na I’ll stay thanks
>>37381853Trannies are not women but they're not men either. You are bi, pan at best.
>>37381790i like feminine penis and feminine penis accessories (the passoid that it's attached to)
>>37381765It's not narcissism when you truly are better than everybody in every way possible.
God forbid some chasers want someone that puts in effort into looking like a girl. I'm sure there's a market for twinkhons though.
>>37381875Neither of those apply, if anything it's straight + mild gamp.
>>37381893kys
>>37381875It’s only gay if it’s man on man action. That’s the rule
wheres______?
>>37381900GAMP is bi with extra steps.
>its over 100 degrees againMan I was hoping it was gonna stay in the 80s for the seasonTryna chill outside but it's not comfy
>>37381919rip and same
>>37381908Stay mad.
>>37381918This was studied and that's falseGAMP is straight-plusYou can be bi and GAMP but it's not a prerequisite and not all bis are specifically
Weather literally just turned here. Yesterday was summer boom today it feels like fall
>>37381940yeah it was like 65 today
>>37381933KYS
today, I will remind them
>>37381935I'm interested in the unblurred. Hair looks big af
Idc about any of the drama fr I’m playing hardcore wow rn fr
>>37381950You smell like mtfg
this new synth is cul
>>37381940It's getting dark early it's so over
>>37381949On a scale from one to pretzel, how salty are you that I'd rather court a passing transgirl over a pale disheveled twinkhon?Not everyone has to find you attractive, y'know?
Idc about any of the drama fr I'm playing with my binkus
>>37381949Who is this?
>>37381961Proof?
>>37381950the thought of having a skeleton in side me is scary pls spoiler this image until halloween
>>37381974That's kate
>>37381966kill yourself>>37381974just another boymoder
>>37381974Clearly a seething twinkhon or perma boymoder (coward).
>>37381988i'm not her
>>37381991The big hair was a lie. You look good though.
>>37382007Will you be my gf
>>37381992Stay mad, boymoding coward.
>>37381946It was this temperature before recently but the air feels different, like it’s just about here to stay now. I just hate snow and will spend the next 3 months dreading the following 2 months >>37381952How are things otherwise
>>37381765>Why is everyone so narcissistic in these threads?i can only answer for myself it's because i actually am the greatest and I need everyone to know that.
>>37382011are you willing to date a boymoder like me>>37382016KILL YOURSELF
>>37381987I'm just going for a ride inside a skeleton mech suit.
>>37382008thank youi wish i remembered which GIMP filter it was that did the big hair blur>>37382016who is this anon who has been strongly anti-boymoder lately
>>37381962It IS so over and by it I mean the day and by so over I mean hours of daylight are decreasing
>>37382027Yeah boymoders are chill
>>37382027You sure are mad. Not very ladylike of you. More malebrained than anything else. You sure you're not a manmoder instead?>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FIND MY LAZY ASS ATTRACTIVE NOOOOOOOOO>YOU NEED TO TAKE ME OUT IN PUBLIC EVEN THOUGH I WEAR MALE CLOTHES NOOOOOOOOO>I DON'T WORK ON MY TRANSITION BUT YOU STILL NEED TO CALL ME A WOMAN NOOOOOOOOStay mad, nigger.
waow Jennie was the shitposter the whole time that's crazy
>>37382042basedcome to portland>>37382051KILL YOURSELF NOW
>>37382010that’s what i’ve been told just don’t think about it too much ;_;>>37382022yeah!! i’m so happy autumn is finally here
>>37381987>removes yo bones while you sleep one night as a favorYw btw
>>37382055Imagine if jennie was rick all along
>>37382063Autumn?She's not hereI miss her but she's probably better off
>>37382056I bet you don't even voice train, coward. Boymoders are the lowest form of tranny and until they girlmode, they do not deserve love.
>>37382075end your life
Rick schizophrenia replaced with the eternal boymoder debate
ok update. it's the dark times officially now
>>37382066finally i am a gelatinous blob >>37382074not that autumn silly. tho i may join her in the not posting here anymore . my dysphoria has gotten bad and i dont want to burden ppl here with my deceptive male face and body anymore
>>37382086Stay mad, boynigger.
fred would date a boymoderjust saying
>>37382097I'd miss your cute picsJanny would be mad about them anyway lately
>>37381634this feels like u are saying im copying u
Shitty thing about schizos is they just immediately ban evade so moderation isn't real for them while normal people just take the vacation for doing shit that wasn't even bad in the first place
fred is a coward who won't post a timestamp
Where's clown
FACT: boymoders should be physically and psychologically abused until they girlmode
fun fact: rick is the only cool person from this thread
>>37382075>>37382140girlmoding is a trap. why do you want nonpassing transers to girlmode? that's dangerous.
>>37382117why would i say yr copying me? its weight. what? >>37382110aww sorry anon :( but also true i got banned the other day for tummy pics. idk i just feel gross lately so it feels wrong to post here anymore
>>37382149that way, only the passers live onwork on your transition, assimilate or get the fuck out of the gene pool
My post got removed :(
I like boymoders but they don't like me );
>>37382149True until you cross the visibly-estrogenized threshold, which you did long agoNow it does the oppositeEspecially compounded with hardcoded woman traits like that hair style and shapes eyebrows and glasses frames lolOh wait you've just been shitposting the whole time you must know you're not boymoding smdh I really fed into that
>>37382150its not your tummy you should worry about, its your everlasting beard shadow
>>37382175it's pretty impossible to get a boymoder to hate youyou have to be worse than Snake-tier douchebag rapist for a boymoder to hate you
I don't see the appeal of boymoders. If I wanted to date a twink, I would be a faggot.
>>37382138Only explanation is they got a new jannie who is the only active one and actively transphobic, letting rule-breaking shitposting stand while banning any mtf that gives a shadow of a reason
>>37382188it was funny the first time
>>37382190To be fair, it was a rando from tagmap. I'm assuming she saw the chasergen and thought "RUN." >>37382203Do you think peanut butter would help? Or maybe something like pumpkin seeds?
>>37382167>or get the fuck out of the gene poolgood news, anon>>37382182i don't shitpost about this, i really do boymode. its true the stupid short bangs i didn't want to get cut that short do make it harder, but im serious that i boymodeif the use of "boy" in "boymode" bothers you like it bothered jennie we can call it guymoding or manmoding instead>>37382204um do you understand that boymoders do it for safety and comfort, and not to be found attractive
>>37382203you literally don't, most of them are low self esteem and all you have to do is shower them with compliments and eventually they start to open up and let you see pictures of their girlmodet. knower
>>37382218i wasn't trying to be funny though? look in the mirror and you'll see your taliban-tier beard
>>37382228shit u saw my RPG … >>37382219yeah this jannie sucks
>>37382238nta but your beard shadow is still pretty crazy
>>37382204it's mef fetishism, but boymoders are just bdd passoids desu>>37382205new? they've always been transphobic since I started posting idk
>>37382223>comfort and safetyso cowardice. got it.
>>37382263>every boymoder is a passoidYou're a special kind of retard, aren't you?
>>37382223stfu omg
>>37382266hey jennie, still drinking piss and getting fucked by dogs?
>>37382279literally tho
>>37382263>it's mef fetishism, but boymoders are just bdd passoids desukindly go fuck yourself xx>>37382266do you know what happens to nonpassing trans women who dare to present as women? things like people avoiding us, mockery, parents rushing their children away from us, photos getting taken of us out in public, verbal harassment, violence, getting killed. not every hon gets killed for girlmoding but im not going to risk it. it's not worth risking it until we pass flawlessly.
Its hard to take this clown retard seriously.
>>37382279They aren't "boymoders" if they pass. If I saw a passing trans woman who called herself a "boymoder" I'd tell her to stop talking
>>37382150it just seemed like you were being sarcastic.
>>37382261I have literally never seen a pic of Naoto on here with any beard shadow like what?
>>37382307I'm right and u know it
>>37382310She's based though
>>37382327
Who am I supposed to agree with to receive social credit points? I'm try to minmax my score
>>37382330the distinction between the terms is not worth splitting hairs over. manmoding, guymoding, boymoding, they're all different memes and modes here with different histories but it isn't that important>>37382342fuck off. you cannot explain how i am a bdd mef fetishist because im not and im not
>>37382342*carefully removes fluff from your hair and gives you a smooch*
>>37382330Dumb
>>37382316im retarded i guess
>>37382357that pic is from may. i don’t have mustache shadow anymore. its also a shit pic with shit lighting
>>37382365Be a no drama trip, that would immediately make you one of the best here
>>37382368no the appeal of boymoders for chasers is mef fetishism, ur asexual so could never be any kind of fetishist... but yeah u are a bdd passoid, needs no explanation rly
>>37382357yeah nah, it's pretty obvious
>>37382279>>37382285"manmoder" just means you don't put in effort. its the same as an hrt repperi cannot be convinced im wrong>>37382368>bddyes>mef fetishistno>>37382395i started saying "sef" to differentiate
>>37382389maybe not mustache but u still have beard shadow
>>37382378Are you on ketamine rn
>>37382378She's so perfect
>>37382357wtf she’s so pretty
>>37382395jesus fucking christ
Boymotor go vroom
>>37382395>but yeah u are a bdd passoid, needs no explanation rlyshut your mouth, you're a fucking moron
>>37382417do you have a longer voice clip? your voice is calming
zoomers don't say retarded shit challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>37382406whatever, and yeah ur wrong >>37382416anon don't take the lord's name in vain>>37382425lol, calm down
>>37382365can't imagine you having any decent genuine opinions on boymoders since they apparently keep rejecting you, so maybe don't bust out those incel opinions just yet pardner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERUMBZbMRIlotta boymoder talk rn, most these words have no real meaning desu. i kninda think you just pass or you dont
>>37382407ok. later chasergen i’ll go post in mmg
>>37382223you need to move on from two things 1. talking about me because i have been long gone from this place and you look completely obsessed still whining about le evil jennie2. calling yourself a boy at 31. at that age you’re a man. either accept this fact or become a woman by actually socially transitioning ok everyone goodbye see you never again
I need to gaymarry pichu in boymode in a groom's suit so bad
>>37382460laser. go get it.
>>37382460they are being a retard ur fine
The trannies in this gen are the most susceptible to shitposters I've ever seen in my life it's kinda crazyLike no wonder they're all drawn to here like flies to shit
>>37382448>woah hey calm down don't get so madkilling you in a friendly manner in my mind rn>>37382457i agree, it's just that boymoding is presenting as a man until you do pass. idk why after years it still has baggage>>37382463ok whatever you say fake jennie
>>37382479quite literally did and am?
>>37382479i think she does but have you seen her pre trans? full beards like that can take up to 20 sessions and sometimes even electrolysis
>>37382451Come on, it's only been ONE so far. Maybe using tagmap was a bad idea
>>37382496why did you save this you creep
This is not the usual escapades it smells like tranny-on-tranny brainwormingWait that probably just means it was always them but they're dropping the guy larp
>>37382504theres consequences to posting stuff on the internet, that stuff will stay online forever btw
>>37382496leave her alone u freak
>>37382517>>37382518omg oh no is she crying really hard on discord? please describe it to me oh no that sounds terrible!
>>37382463>>37382488wait maybe you're real. huh.i don't talk about you, i just used you there as a reference for what issues people might take with the term boymoderi am a manmoder then
kill all folderfags
>>37382529not really, no. i beat myself up worse than some random anon on 4chan.
>>37382460Wtf you better stay your the only reason I come to 4chan
Why are you dummies STILL feeding into it holy shit literally just stop
>>37382488>baggageit really dosent imo just people trying to give more meaning to a niche internet word, but a word ive seen around for a long time. things like manmoder or guymoder and all the other crazy shit is mostly a new development risen from the rot on here or discord. kinda cool how "culture" works and grows, even if its inherently toxic
>>37382549I think the ragebait is supposed to act as filler or something
>>37382448i am never wrong
jade ftw
>>37382561cope
>>37382552my point is that it's all kinda the same thing, like i don't want there to be a small distinction between all of them, i just want an easy functional word that means "i am presenting as a man right now" to self-describeimo all of them are close enough in definition to be interchangeable
>>37382548nah just leave 4chan this site ruins yr brain and wastes yr time. later anon <333
>>37382496dont post pics of people u weirdo
teeheee such a cute little boymoder
>>37382496>>37382565Frog you're why they all hang out in a transbian discord server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnKd3V-VpDsuncomfy thread>>37382590>"i am presenting as a man right now"then just say that, its what i do. i just think all the terms are dumb and lost their little meaning a long time ago
>>37382603goodnight. I love you
Hi
>>37382607then why are they still begging me for invites nonstop?seethe
>>37382612big ol dawgi dont have any fat dog pic tho i hope thisll suffice
>>37382584that's it, im buying a plane ticket right nowyou've pissed me off for the last time, clown
>>37382623u won't do shit
>>37382608if you like art you should go to college for art with a focus on music stuff because you like making music.
>>37382607the server isn't transbian just because the person who made it is!>>37382634bitch i will feed you your teeth
>>37382635thats random anon, i mean it would be cool but kinda a waste dontcha think. art degrees are like next to worthless unless you wanna be a teacher or something. which i did in the past but i dont think id want to pursue as much anymore
is that actually frog? ew>>37382608yeah, you make a good point, just spelling it out is best
>>37382615Because you live with your mom
>>37382615are you actually the one posting peoples pre trans pics, frog? wtf is wrong with you
>>37382622Yes fat cats are more than acceptable
>>37382421https://voca.ro/11VtU8vzaWts
>>37382647Did you end up adding me last night or was that some rando? What's the humiliation ritual I have to perform to join?
>>37382673lol
>>37382673Nice
imagine frogposter as a janny
>>37382647nah I'd win
imagine shrimp as a cat
>>37382703Sarah is huge, her jaw and everything else. You're a scrawny little thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0tSXX3Kg4Q&list=OLAK5uy_meFaLLa2m9T1E_BXMC_hMHosAeFJqfrl8&index=5>>37382656yeh kinda just best to not worry bout it too too much especially since the barrier for entry is a ton more lax now. the overton window for what is passing and not has changed so much since ive started, it all just tires me so. >>37382668this is an exciting development
>>37382710literally youthis thread is really trans-dense, the anon earlier was right
i hate being stuck here
>>37382711not scrawny or little! and she's a bit taller and maybe stronger but I'd totally win
>>37382708shrost cat jump scare! BOO!
oh shit wtf
https://youtu.be/nX4q6r0-TWQ?si=a2BhGsYSE7FcBLBi
>>37382723>not scrawny or little!Come on now, we've seen the pics
>>37382725You got me good.>>37382710I often imagine shrimp cat.
>>37382676it was me. You just accept the invite i sent you and the photo-verification channel will walk you through the humiliation ritual >>37382703im like half a foot taller than you and 70 pounds heavier but the clown makeup is verrry intimidating soyeah maybe>>37382723>maybe strongeri could break your wrist just by squeezing itif i have to have these giant hands im gonna get something out of them>>37382725rosewood tho, she scares mewhat kind of twisted cyclepath just posts something like this??
>>37382752
>>37382723how tall are you
>>37382741what does the scouter say about its shrimpcat level?!
hear ye hear ye, in celebration of shrimp cat posting ill make a new one but not rn i have to make dinnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ZKRFxxFU0
>>37382755lel ill throw you in space just like i did this poor soul
If there a fight can I join or at least bet money on it?>>37382712Cats seem to be more popular around here then dogs.
>>37382806hey thedude. can i give your discord to earlyjune
>>37382810>puppygirlsOh i kind of forgot that was a thing. I stay off most social media
>>37382734wdym?>>37382755yeah whatever >>373827665'10
>>37382812ya go for it.
>>37382769>ill make a new one but not rn i have to make dinnerHell yeah>>37382768
>>37382788she is this is all just a larki would also never actually hurt heras an aside, is anyone else fascinated by how "larp" has come to be a modern synonym of the relatively archaic "lark", seemingly entirely by coincidence?>>37382791oh god oh fuck>>37382806bet on her and i'll take a dive and we can split the ridiculous amount of money that earns
>>37382791Astroshrimpcat will return safely to earth, right? Right??
here's that hot goth dommy mommy i was telling you about
>>37382855Go away frog you fucking creep
>>37382844>bet on her and i'll take a dive and we can split the ridiculous amount of money that earnsYes this is a good plan. Lets do it
how to not get emotionally attached to a fwb homie who's just a really passionate lover? Now I'm thinking it it's gonna happen isn't it. Fuck sake.
>>37382905We talk on discord sometimes
its navy
>>37382788nope -_-
>>37382876i don't actually think that's frog>>37382906happens to us all, friend. Best of luck navigating that. It's not easy
>>37382909only scary bad internet ppl do that
is there such a thing as passing too much?
>>37382957Mina I've been thinking about your braps all day <3
>>37382973>bc im paranoid im going to shit my pantsyou should start wearing diapers Mina that would be so hot, your incredibly fat ass in a diaper
wait, is Mina the new brap queen? Has autumn lost her title?
>>37382595It’s so over bros. My irl crush ghosted me and now my tttt crush is gone
>>37382973>shit my pantsYa honestly don't recommend.
>>37382999Is Autumn even still around?
>>37382997but we need Mina braps, how else will we get them?
>>37383012Does Mina have a fat ass or something?
imagine Mina brapping in the middle of a twerking session
>>37383021hi mono
>>37383009Her smell still lingers
>>37383021She’s mine you ugly fag
>>37383023Mina takes a diabetes medication that gives her a really fat ass and really smelly farts. I guess it also make her shit her pants when she braps which is a shame because I would really love to smell her pungent braps
>>37383043It's not me I swear
>>37383044Type 1 or type 2?
>>37383044my grandmother used to take those kinds of diabetes medications and she would shit herself it was nasty, but I swear it wouldn't be nasty when you do it if you wear a cute diaper
>>37383058I'm ricotta
>>37383044???? Really? Unsee of said ass?
Mina could shit on my dick and I wouldn't even care. I've always wanted to upgrade to a brown dick anyhow
i see it's gross hours once againi'll check back with you guys in a bit
>>37383043giwtwm
>>37383068Transbians pls go
>>37383068I've always wondered how big and smelly your shits are. I hope one day you'll be brave enough to post them here to see if they pass
>>37383055I don’t even know what that hon looks like you can have her fag
Why all the scattered fetishism? Is it Japan or Germany hours?
>>37383084I blame German toilets
>>37383072(No <3)
Where is my guitar tranner wife at?
which of the girls here takes the foulest shits?
>>37383106if you were my gf I would put psyllium husk in all of your drinks
>>37383108im here anon but I'm probably not the anon you're after.
which of the girls here plays priest in hardcore wow?
where's my lactose intolerant trans gf at?
>>37383134hey
>>37383126I'm not after anyone in particular. I didn't even know any of you actually played guitar, but I figured statistically someone probably did.
>>37383136would you be ok with me force feeding you dairy products?
>>37383146nothing to lose anymore life is suffering
which of the guys here plays hunting horn in G rank?
Whch of the girls here have a hobby outside of the internet?
>>37383152are you hot? I will take care of you forever if you let me feed you dairy products whenever I'm horny
>>37382219I just want to be left alone. Also was Sarah actually Rick this whole time?
Mina seems like a catch.
>>37383067I keep getting recommended tiktok videos of mtfs talking about "painting trade"
>>37383170have you ever done a painting with explosive diarrhea?
>>37383171sure y not
>>37383170S-tier. Good on you.
>>37383144tfw my vibrato doesn't pass :'(
>>37381780Mods mods! Take this down right now. I was at the gym and helping my mom. You know I don't like this right? I didn't see this. I knew you were trolling me. Never mention me again!!!! >=(
>>37383170What have you been reading?
i havent eaten all day
>>37383108Mantra left because she's too good for us unfortunately
>>37383169no. unless you count sitting next to a river for a few hours 3-4 times a year
>>37383197the face is censored :( please dont hate me it doesnt let me erase anymore i thought you were cool if the face was censored!
>>37383212Increase the lake attendance and bring a fishing rod or something.
>>37383219Fred lover... I appreciate what you're trying to do but I'm trying to remove myself completely from 4chan. I don't want to post on this board anymore because it's bad for me and people hate me here. I don't see why you like me anyways, I'm an r9k loser that can't do anything right. I'm a disgrace of a man and I push any potential friends away from myself. I have so much to work on. Idk why I'm so messed up :(
I am a man and I am not a woman and I will never be a womanI need a chaser to just kill me with hammers. Pity killing.. put me down out of mercy
>>37383245I only kill passoids
>>37383245I would only do that if you looked like ET
Cuddling.
Was Sarah actually Rick the entire time?
>>37383108ive been teaching myself>>37383169kinda, trying to make music and drawing mostly. ive been planning to make some clay doll rigs of something but idk what just yet
>>37383257Rick was the enemies we made along the way
>>37383260lol this is true
>>37383245hope you have a beautiful life anon. try to savour it while you still have your health
>>37383260So who is he? Or is Rick an idea, a meme, a name for trolls to go by?
>>37383271shut the fuck up retard
>>37383240please dont go i'll stop posting about you and drop the trip i love you so much please
>>37383274This is nikocado avocado
>>37383274Girl got a booty.
>>37383279This is fake, you never messaged me anywhere. I'm outta here>>37383277I'm not real so I can't shut up
>>37383289Interesting that you replied to that. Nice admission. Fuck off already dumb cunt
>>37383274Wow. Nice.
>>37383289so are those profiles real? people kept telling me they werent and i got no confirmation from you....
day 2 of taking the cumstack to see if it'll make me able to shoot loads again. See u in 2 weeks with an update
>>37383311Tranner?
>>37383311it works, trust me but make sure to stay hydrated
>>37383305I can't make a timestamp, just wait a little bit longer. I just need a little bit more time>>37383303I didn't steal anyone's photos, you can't prove it! I'll never admit that I stole photos!
>>37383274https://voca.ro/1bzfibRB2Gwa
New >>37383326>>37383326>>37383326
>>37383322but are those social media profiles you or people pretending to be you?
>>37383203Jade you need to eat. Just eat something small>>37383319>vitamins or something to help u cum more?Thats exactly it.
>>37383317Yea>>37383318That's exciting! I got a cute guy who I wanna suprise. Is the hydration for extra load or for health reasons? >>37383319Yes
>>37383335Now I'm confused, whatever it doesn't matter. you know where to find me.
>>37383349tell me where to find you >:( i don't know
>>37383311Cumstack? Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his cumstack, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water.
>>37383342>got a cute guy who I wanna supriseSurprise him by shooting a load on him?