old poo >>37398690
chemsex with kuurst (jacked up on drugs)
>>37401014 porta potty
>>37401015That's two reasons not to get into a relationship with you.
smells like ass
gross theadgross peopleawful place
>>37401039unironically extremely bottomphobicrude
>>37401030i can still remember the smell of porta potties from summer camps as a kid.. :(
>>37401014so uh...photoshop or new brush?
>>37401053i bet your bathroom isn't even clean despite having ocd
>big dick tops abuse my tight hole>complain about it being lose once I hit 25I hate tops
>>37401057Sex toy or torture implement? Your top decides! Kuurst Industries, unapologetic bottomphobic since 2018!
>>37401068it's skunkgod knows
>>37401079your dick is a torture implement (I've seen it irl)
>>37401068Just a gross man with a gross fetish
>>37401086Describe it.>I've seen it irlSuspicious...where and when?
>>37401095I won't elaborate. Unless you talk to me again.
I'm a supervisor at work and this lady always gets angry and cries when I give her any feedback that doesn't say she's literally perfect and can do no wrong.She normally does a good job so I don't wanna tear into her but I'm getting tired of this shit. I've already talked to her about it and that hasn't worked.What should I do?
>>37401014what was your first kiss with another guy like anons?
sometimes i thing abt taking as many steroids and shit as possible to see what happens and just die in two years, i am dysphoric asf anyway and idc abt my shit unfulfilling life, if it were after me i would kms but alas god does not want to release me.. i still hope i will end up drinking sn even though i do not feel the need to die, it would be such a nice release from all this torment called life..
>>37401109i had braces at the time and most likely had weeks old lettuce rotting inbetween my teeth
>>37401074learn to care for your hole then>>37401091say sike, say sike right now
>>37401109It was hot and gave me butterflies in my stomach.
>>37401109it was ok, decent kisser but nothing over the top. kissing a dude with facial hair was more memorable. facial hair does something to me
>>37401014You knowThat guy looks like an adult human version of Gumball
>>37401069cleaner than this awful threadawful placei must return to my people (bigen, chasergen) and leave you depraved germans to it
>>37401116>learn to care for your hole thenlearn to care for your bottom's hole, you wankdick
>>37401109I was at a bar in my small town. Happened to meet a gay guy who was in town for a friend's party. We ended up making out hard in a back courtyard. Hugging, tongue kissing, feeling each other up, etc.
>>37401147no. the helpless bottom thing might appeal to pedos but i am only into grown men
>>37401159bottomphobicblocked
>gay guy realises I'm gay>he is immediately disgusted and hates me because I'm uglysame happens when I share other characteristics with people. always a negative because I'm ugly
is anyone else here so retarded its a miracle
>>37401139>germanyou know damn well skunked is a bisexual angloid, just like every other mentally ill poster itt
>>37401183delta where's your trip
>>37401102>Unless you talk to me againWhen was the last time we talked?
>>37401183I'm bavarian and unemployed.
>>37401085If you think you're gettin' away, I will prove you wrongI'll take you all the way, boy, just come alongHear me when I say, hey
do any twinks like to be held down by big strong gingers?
>>37401196when you told me we will meet up at the art museum.
>>37401211Ah you're that anon I doubt you've seen my dick irl
>>37401221as I have said, I cannot and will not elaborate and further.
>>37401232Why not? If I'd known you irl there's more you could say that would convince me I actually ever met you.
bottoms do you use Eau de toilette after going to the bathroom?
>>37401203
>>37401205post ginger pubes
>>37401244I'm the communist who sat on your lap.
>>37401258And this took place in what municipality?
I'm never able to grow out a beard. I get too ocd about it and just shave it all offAnyone else relate
>>37401255Oh I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I knowThere may be othersAnd so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and soYou'll just have to pray
>>37401268Munich
>>37401109>was out with a mate of mine and some other friends >fucking freezing Baltic temperatures >remember it snowing >rumours that he was a fag were already there>overtime we started getting more handsy >a little flirty >albeit on the down low >anyways we got wasted with a group of our friends>nothing fancy drinks in a park mostly messing about >eventually i decide to leave he comes with>fairly smitten for him at this point >got into some retarded argument about who would win in a fight>chalk it up to stupid teenage machismo>start grappling around >pin him against the wall >can remember this dead silence >he leaned in and we kissed >spent the entire night thinking about him afterwards >he had these beautiful chestnut brown eyes that would light up when it was bright outside>autistic but I couldn't stop think about his wrists too weirdly enough>everything really>we ended up dating afterwards, secretly, or as secretly as we could keep it upfun times
>>37401187i just think this place is a cesspitnot because its meanjust because most people here are mentally ill in the low IQ low artistique style
I have this VERY submissive guy who I meet up with regularly, but we can only meet up in the car. Do you have any ideas how I can abuse/torture him better? I make him throw up on my dick by fucking his throat, make him eat my ass, pull his nipples, spank him, slap him, kick his dick... do you have any other ideas that are possible in the car? Obviously, I can't piss on him in the car, the throwing up is risky enough and not really intended...
>>37401273I like that kinda beard thot. bottom
>>37401257I can't I'll get banned
>>37401276You have failed the test. We have not met.Your silly bottom tricks do not work on me.
>>37401279The pot calling the kettle black.
>>37401285trip on, kuurst
>>37401273I cycle through facial hair styles every few weeks I feel like. Grows out, shave it down into different shapes/styles, trim down to even stubble, let it grow out again, repeat
>>37401298can we still meet? I don't drink alcohol, though.
>>37401109I almost fainted.
>>37401307My trip is on you absolute buffoon, you brain-cell lacking basement dwelling maggot, you banana-fucking whore.>>37401318Eh. Maybe. I have no idea who you are or if you're even my type tho :/
>>37401290lol, why though wouldn't a fuller denser beard be more attractive
>>37401014It use to turn me on to hear other guys piss. Never had desire to lick urinals or anything though.
rip Eduardo Xolstabbed by his gay hookup in a domestic dispute
>>37401293are you new, there are image hosts that people use
>>37401338>you banana-fucking whore.I actually did that when I was an 18 year old virgin :( Used a condom, though. >or if you're even my type tho :/I'm not looking for romantic stuff or sex stuff...>>37401347No, I like the youthful (18+ though) look.
>>37401285wtf is wrong with you faggots, literal degenerates and i bet this is just an average faggot and not an extreme one, every country should be like Russian and just mob you on the street at any act of faggotery that they notice
>>37401370>I'm not looking for romantic stuff or sex stuff...Then why do you want to meet up?State your intentions clearly.
>>37401014Why do you insist on being like this.
trying out a new hairstyle bros does this work?https://files.catbox.moe/ze1dei.jpeg
>>37401383>State your intentions clearly.So called frens. You seemed fren shaped :(
>>37401395try this one bro, it works great on mulatos
>>37401395this is xanthippe being an obsessed freak again and reposting pics that i catfished her with btw
>>37401285Verbal commands. Have him beg, say that you own his ass, have him refer to himself as your bitch. You need to assert control and the obedience follows. No touching his cock until you say so. No cumming either. There is a psychological element to this when you're into the whole sub/dom dichotomy. He wants to and needs to know that you're in charge. Have him dress up in some faggy jockstrap while you're fully clothed just little things to put him in his place. t. weird sub autist who will never admit to this turning him on
A sub I'm chatting with just told me he hates bisexuals and that gays are better at domming
>>37401416>Verbal commands. Have him beg, say that you own his ass, have him refer to himself as your bitch.hotwould never work in German tho
>>37401367I'm not that newhere are my pubes n stuff https://unsee cc/album#KTJvXWbIXRlO
>>37401414lmao
>>37401430I mean bish is pretty bottom
>>37401362Rugby player pissies :)https://sendvid.com/bqhqi74v
>>37401396>fren shapedBeat it toots, it ain't possible to make frens in these streets. They'll all stab you in the back sooner or later. >>37401432>would never work in German thoAre you stupid? German was made for this kind of talk. Sure the beg thing might not work but you'll just have to get creative.But literally>Dein Arsch gehört mir du wertlose kleine SchlampeAnd so on, and so forth.
>>37401471I bet it is.
>>37401436doesn't look ginger
>>37401474Sadge but I accept it. Goodbye. >>37401474>Dein Arsch gehört mir du wertlose kleine SchlampeEw. I'd absolutely hate it. Like I'd love being called faggot for example but I would not want to be called the German s-slur. Same with bitch and Schlampe. I'm so glad I have a non-German bf.
>>37401482gross
>>37401503I have brown and red hair, yeah, I should dye them to match the hair on my head
>>37401273My facial hair was patchy until I was 25Now I can grow a full beard easily but I’m a sissy so I prefer being shaved
>>37401518it's hard to get good looking ginger hair from a bottle
>>37401406he's kinda cute
>>37401487"Yes"
>>37401505>S-Slur>Schwuchtel, Spermaschlucker, Schwanzlutscher, Sperma<wort einfügen>, ...Tunte.
fck homos fck homos fck homos fck homos fck homos fck homos, eat shit, gn
>>37401552shut your ass up
>>37401549:(
>>37401543Crazy, 99% of time I click link on here it's a dead or tortured Russian.
>>37401562Just some examples, fren.
>>37401571Spermamade.
>>37401583What bottoms spread on their buns.
>>37401615Spermalatte.
>>37401624Now that's just a latte macciato where the milk has been replaced by boymilk.
>>37401445I’m surprised that she is not balding yet
>skunk>mouseWhy can’t he pick an animal name that isn’t a pest?
>>37401630Ich brauche frische Knabenmilch aus einer harten Spermalatte.
>>37401560
>>37401273Laser that shit
>>37401543>someone paid money for this>>37401560Nene Leakes looks beautiful here
>>37401649kek
>>37401560I don't know why this made me think of Tomb Raider. Haha, imagine Blegma as Lara Croft.
>>37401677ich habe duurst
>>37401416He doesn't touch his dick and doesn't cum anyway. He still begs me to meet up with him regularly... he seems to love it. And yeah, I already do the begging thing.
>>37401692Have you considered body writing?
>>37401471Post the vids or pics of them naked
>>37401187>bisexual>angloidWhich one led him to this mild scat fetish?
god i wish i could murder people and get away with it so much, jk, jk
>>37401688Dann solltest du lutschen bis das Weiße kommt.No wait that sounds too Diddy in this context.
>>37401692>>37401705>37401705hot. Meine Knabennudel zuckt bereits.
Chunky rugby butts...
a mean uncut straight guy who i was blowing a few months ago hmu and asked for my mouth tonight, i was kind of flattered that they remembered me so i agreed and now im probably gonna get facefucked by him later.i wonder if that means im really good at sucking cock
>>37401705Sounds hot but doesn't do much in the dark in the car. If we ever get a hotel room or something like that, sure, great idea.
>>37401543Is he cut or uncut? Does he pull the skin back?
kuurst called me a dumb bottom. i will never forgive for what he did to me v.v
>>37401741>straight guywhy are faggots so delusionalits always the most balding crusty lipped boomer fags who delude themselves like this too
>>37401752would be hot having them fuck (blonde as a top)
>>37401752I've seen Julien Kang in some Korean shows and they absolutely ADORE him...
>>37401741Mean how? It's not compliment if it's from a pos.
>>37401766i just assume hes straight because hes hiding it a lot and advertised himself as suchi dont actually care. its just kind of hot this guy is using me as an outlet. i hope he has a girlfriend.
>>37401792god I wish I were you
>>37401766omg a hot take for once queenie :3
>>37401713>>37401757He's uncuthttps://files.catbox.moe/wn4hls.jpg
>>37401109Not great, it was from some guy who pumped and dumped me.
>>37401752You just know the second cameras are off, the blond korean twink would whip his huge yellow anaconda and the big guy would end up mesmerized and on his knees.
>>37401692>>37401755Not too much else you can doClothes, or lack thereof. Have him wear a collar, skimpy underwear, that kind of thing could try chastity kind of cringe imo but good way to embarrass him, especially if he's masc
>>37401818>Not great, it was from some guy who pumped and dumped me.hot
>>37401796i have a sports hernia because a 6'5 dude picked me up during doggy style sex and pounded me so hard i almost passed out. so right now no you dont want to be me
kissing bish
>>37401738Knabennudel? Das kleine Teil? >>37401755If you do get a hotel room, remember that mirrors exist...
>>37401838i thought a hernia was an inborn thing
>>37401817How delightful. What a gorgeous figure and package
>>37401851idk why i have it i only know that after the 6'5 dude picked me up and started slamming me on his hips my mind went blank and i had a hernia the next day
>>37401849>If you do get a hotel room, remember that mirrors exist...And what can I do with that?
>>37401849>Knabennudel? Das kleine Teil?Ja. Es handelt sich um eine Fusillinudel.
>>37401845i dont think id want to kiss someone from here
>>37401868You'd be surprised at the effect watching oneself get fucked can have on a bottoms mind.>>37401875KEK
>>37401834I mean he also took my man virginity (had sex with a girl exactly one time previously, didn't care for it) and I did enjoy it. But sometimes I wish it was someone who saw me as more than a cumdump.
>>37401865omg isnt that how jeffrey dahmer ended up developing bpd and cannibalizing his victims after getting a hernia? spooky... :s
i am the creator of smasnug
god i am so angry, i wish i had a beer, i would have felt at least a lil better
>>37401899i miss richard round
>>37401899Why so angry?
>>37401885>KEKtall small pp bottoms have feelings, too
>>37401887hot
>>37401908shes angry cuz u called me a dumb bottom earlier and didnt even apologize :s
>>37401882so far you've been very willing and now not? :(what happened? what did i miss?
>>37401954because she grew out of it and moved on? :s
>>37401908bc i cannot just take a baseball bat and crack some random mf's skull open to relax, so i have to powerlessly sneed at life and how little control i have over it
Is it possible for a slut to find love?
>>37401992I did. Are you capable of loving?
>>37401817How much of this stuff is there?
>>37401982thas mento ilnit, luv>>37401992yes :3
>>37401992no
>>37401997im capable of loving if the other person puts in the effort to make me love themim not asking for much, simply for somebody to want me possessively and be nice to me.
>>37401445is that actually xanaxbaldie though? she still looks bald even with a set of hair :s
>>37401954willing for whaterp? who cares
>>37402000Their old Patreon got deleted and the new one only started back in January but there are 899 photos. Videos are posted as Dropbox links.
>>37401949Galatians 4:16>>37401929>small pp bottomsnot like you use your dicks anyways>>37401982>he doesn't know the secret to letting go of negative emotion>he has enemies
>>37402005yes, very mentally ill, save me daddy>>37402081tell me the secret, i have no enemies besides god and i am losing
>>37402081>not like you use your dicks anywaysI actually just masturbated.
>>37402092It's simple: Just be yourself :^)>>37402093Good for you.
>>37402064>Their old Patreon got deletedDamn. Does anyone save or spread this stuff? Fuck Patreon.
>>37402081I use mine...
>>37402109>Good for you.you're so passive aggressive and bottomphobic
>>37402117Hehe yeah, "use".>>37402119True.
>>37402116>Does anyone save or spread this stuff?No, many of the nude rugby boys are lost media
awful threadawful peopleawful hangoutawful board
>>37402134i cri everytiemyou are damaging the bottom population you are poaching from
>>37402142gayge minecraft server when?
>>37402148>you are damaging the bottom population you are poaching fromIt's not poaching when it's population control. We've got enough bottoms so that every top could have a harm of at least five.
>>37402136Fuck. Hopefully they're on some hero's hard drive
>>37402142the board is dead, all the nice people moved a long time agoall is left are narcs and cluster b to addicted to the attention and toxicity they get from here so yep this is what you get
>>37402028not really, i'm not about erp, just speaking into the universei'd rather get to know the entity known as bish during small talk even if he's more interested in larping :)
>>37402134I use it to rub against the tops cock, and he uses it to humiliate me. It has a purpose.
>>37402175Topkräftemangel.
>>37402201Hot.>>37402206Unlike the Fachkräftemangel, the Topkräftemangel is real.
>>37402198nah even a few years back there were attention whores etcbut they were fun and interesting>>37402200yeah well you're not going to get to know me here because this is 4chan. you don't make friends on 4chan
>>37402218>Unlike the Fachkräftemangel, the Topkräftemangel is real.I agree unironically. "Händeringend" lol
>>37402221You don't win friends with salad.
how to make friends as an unemployed loser weird guy tranny repper that is mean and angry to othershow can i become nice so others have a reason to be friends with me? rn they really do not have any reason to
>>37402232>händeringendDo they do it like this? Honestly it's more a "we don't want to pay people fairly for their labor" than any real shortage.
Would you go to a gaygen meetup if it was in a nude bathhouse (no sex)
>>37402284 antisemitism is cringe though
>>37402297masc4masc only
>>37402318It's the only meme I know of somebody rubbing their hands together though.
I think im falling in love with male chimpanzees, just the idea of laying in bed with one cuddling with him, smelling him, kissing him and exploring each other's parts just gives me such a weird feeling I cannot explain but I love itobviously because they cannot talk I dont think I will ever do this in real life tho
>>37402365Chimpanzees are some of the most brutal apes out there. They're also some of our nearest ancestors. There's a documentary on youtube about them going to war with each other. Brutal stuff.
>>37402338
>>37402376That's a much fairer representation of these people, but it's unfair to flies.
how can i become more masculine? i want to be as masculine as possible in as little time as possible
We've lost carville, faggotbros.
>>37402408Post body or else we don't know what you need to fix
>>37402297Yeah
>>37402408Lose fat, excercise. Practice being assertive.
>>37402400
>>37402408You can start by growing a beard.
>>37402417i need to lose weight first and then gain muscle but i want other stuff that i can do other than that, probably there is nothing else
>>37402416>social media videos to appeal to white male voterslmao
>>37402437I'd hang that on the wall. It's art.
nasal snuff going in
>>37402442my beard is patchy asf, i was thinking abt trying minoxidil for 6months but i dunno really. it could help me a lot if i could get a decent one though. it might be worth the effort.
>>37402475>my beard is patchy asf,hott. bottom
>>37402475>minoxidil Never used it but it could be worth a shot.
>>37402475Suffer through the patchiness and let it grow. Eventually it will fill in.Once it does, keep it. Trim, don't shave
so a few years ago my catholic grandma recieved haitian inmigrants in her house so when I visited I fantasized that I wanted to get dicked lmao
This is the first time in like 6 months that I take a shit that isn't extremely foul smelling
Imagine eating this good
https://files.catbox.moe/wnb952.jpegwhy this kinda make me hard prob just the bush
>>37402539I like poop that smells bad :)
>>37402550I'm vegetarian and I once got holeblocked because some guy on grindr invited my over to eat his bolognese but I told him I don't eat meat :( Why are tops like this, I could have just eaten a carrot or his dick instead.
>>37402553looks like he has a fat dick
>>37402581not too fat but long 7.5/10 dick
>>37402550Anon needs a bf who knows how to cook.
>>37402550would love to fuck a fat snotty load into that and watch you try to keep it down
rn my ideal life would be living inna woods with a gay polycule of men of different countries after civilization collapsed in ww3 or some shit and all of us being deserter soldiers of governmants that dont exist anymore
>>37402600nigga this is metal gear solid v: the phantom pain
>>37402600>DeserterI wonder what's the right word for a guy who wouldn't fight for his country of birth, but would fight for another country he's lived in.
>>37402609brown
>>37402563It's not funny when you are a celiac
>>37402618Hm. Yet I am white. Weird.
>>37402617JANITOR
>>37402609>but would fight for another country he's lived in.finland? :D
>>37402617inb4 he weaponizes reports lol
>>37402617This is literally a penis
>>37402626ywnbw. come clean, NAFRI.
is this music top or bottom coded? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnmLfK6oDMg
>>37402617reminder this is what xanthippe thirsted over
>>37402632It is worth protecting. >>37402639That's right I'll never be a woman and I don't intend to be.
>>37402639sorry, but I can attest kuurst is white (I've seen him irl)
how can you be dumber and more disgusting than straight dudes
>>37402609nah I just dont want to serve the jew world order, and by deserting I meant not serving any country just going our way while civilization collapses
>>37402648would you also fight for Danmark?
>>37402652santino found with his gums shaved back
>>37402648aren't you the one that's a lil chubby? you don't need to be a woman, but i can treat you like a princess...?>>37402650is he PAWG status?
>>37402652everyone thinks I'm strait becaues I'm grossBut I'm just a gay ageing depressed NEET bottom
i said oooooooooooohhhh babyyyyybae i luhhh uuuuuu my everythaaan
>>37402669>is he PAWG status?don't know what that means but he do be fair and demure. he even uses concealer (shade: nordic marble ivory)
>>37402662Not very probable.>>37402653Ah. A normal partisan group then.We'll make our own country. With blackjack and hookers.>>37402669>a lil chubbyAt the moment, but I'll have you know I was quite thin not to long ago. Gonna lose some weight again. >treat you like a princessI'm not going to stop you but I'm not the kind of person who requires that. Although I don't know how it feels either.
>>37402672you sound like the kind of guy that would engage in shit-fucking, that's perfect for me
>>37402692I got poo on my bf's dick like twiceI ain't be afraid of no shit and piss and I don't bother to douche
unironicall kys transphobes
>>37402617why do you show thy peepe? do you also eat da poopo?
>>37402687this was the second best answer>>37402691>Gonna lose some weight again.dropped.
>>37402706fucking hot
>>37402081what is a bible verse going to do to me? :s also, you & honesty? IJBOL pls. all tops are selfish and tell lies to get into bottoms panties. stop leeching off of us ty :s>>37402092post dick and i will see what i can do to save you uwu
>>37402722I do be masc4masc
these miniboots... are MINE.
>>37402221no, but stranger things have happened and some day i'll get through this and turn this pen pal fujoshi situation into an acquaintance
>>37402734smartschoolboy9 pls :s
>>37402734c'mon you are ruinning the mood
>>37402617Jefe Augustin the 3rd my beloved.
>>37402756school!
>>37402714Well to be fair the country I am in now has too many very tasty pastries and too little good food that doesn't make you fat. >>37402727Riddle me this, bottom: If I was dishonest, why would I not hide my bottomphobia?No, no, my bottomphobia is an expression of my brutal honesty.Also>he admitted to wearing panties
>>37402740i wouldn't meet someone when I don't know what they look likeI might be entirely unattracted to you
>>37402776:D Finland? I met a really tall Finnish guy at my dorm, he was really extroverted and seemed dromtop
You know I'd to say I told you so
>>374027653rd leg maybe
>>37402787No. Not Binland. I have learned from them, however, that in winter you eat the tree bark, for you don't have to dig through the iced over ground to get to the roots of a plant that way.
>>37402297>(no sex)
>>37402776you can be bottomphobic and still be dishonest ;s like it can go both ways. your bottomphobia is a reflection of your innermost secret desire to be pinned down and taken by a strong man to put you in your place. its fine just let your inner bottom out sis! :3 you don’t have to project anymore, “top” <3also rn i’m wearing nothing under my blanket uwu
>>37402838where are you then?
i am a bottomphobic topphobic total vers
tfw no blonde Finnish bf to eat tree bark with to avoid dying of malnutrition during the frozen hellscape of winter, sigh
Another day trying to lure twinks into my van. It's a thankless job. When I was their age no one tried to get me into their van. Was I not attractive enough? Still bitter about it but that's life.
>>37402636why are you replying to yourself?
>>37402859The pain is real.>>37402854In Europe>>37402843Why don't you just shut up and suck a dick?
>>37402863proof? we'll wait
i would kill myself if no one had tried to molest me
>>37402860I was a homophobic twink with long hair who would yell FAGGGOT when old dudes tried to van me. Now I'm the old dude fucking twinks. Life is weird like that. The end.
i like men, haha! MEN! that means, i'm a huge faggot!!
how many of you had women trying to molest you
>>37402923i haven't but there is a vague memory which comes to mind even though I know nothing happened. ocd thing I think
>>37402860this with turks only to sniff-molest them until they jump me and i internalise it and beat off until i'm an old man over the memory
>>37402617Gawd I love cut American dickst. british bottom
>>37402875it’s 12pm here and i can’t rn because i’m tired -w-say something that will make me shut up and i will, i promise. idt you’re authoritative and dominant enough to coerce me into shutting up so no ty uwu
>>37401658t. Troon
>>37402859>here is your finnish bf brohow do you respond?
Thoughts on sides?
>>37402923my babysitters boyfriend molested me but she never knew
>>37402876not the first time you have been caught samefagginghttps://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/36758612/#36759700
>>37402901>I was a homophobic twink with long hair who would yell FAGGGOT when old dudes tried to van meThis actually happened once but he mistook me for a girl then he apologized when he noticed I was a guy.>>37402937Lawrence?
>>37402962no but he sounds like a cool guy if you thought so
>>37402962lol that's hilarious
Lower case typing poons, why do you insist on typing in Gaygen, a thread for gay men?
i hope irl I turn out to be a top
>>37402960not my posts and we're still waiting for valid proof of this instance
p Diddy is jailmates with Austin wolf
do you like short, suspicious looking guys who have a mysterious aura about them
>>37402991sure schizo
>>37402984not wanting to burst your bubble but i have bad news for you sis :s
>>37403019spill it
>>37402957>>37402945Would if BWC.
>>37403027ywnbat sry ;w;
>>37403015yes come sit on my lap
>>37403043im fine being vers
>>37402984Most gays are vers, you're probably vers.
If Im going to be a stay at home husband, will I need to bottom?t. NEET
>>37403044seems suspicious
>>37403049you can’t be a bottom and a vers at the same time. i’m all for inclusion but pls lets get real now :s
>>37403056Not necessarily. Depends on your husband.
>>37403059what makes you think im a fellow bottom lol
^poster above me loves cock
>>37403077Dubs confirmed it, this bottom speaks the truth for once.
>>37403077yesbut I love vagina tooand hole
>>37403084you ignored my last post idt i care about what you say, bitch :s
>>37403094>>37403071>>37403049ywnbam
>>37403108you will never be a maid?
>>37403094i don’t have a vagene unfortunately but i have a cute dick uwu
>>37403101You're just being bratty in hopes of getting abused. Not worth the effort to be honest.
>>37403115hotdick is nice
i will be rebellious against all tops until the day i take my last breath uwu
>>37403040they have asian admixture so I doubt it
I want to apply for MAID but I'm German.
meds mog crackers so hard
i will never become some sub bottom
>>37403121or i just want to be treated with respect like a normal human being.>>37403123dick is amazing :3
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
>>37403168I'm sure I wouldn't be that impressed by dick irl
>>37403168>>37403188Behold, the dichotomy of bottoms
>normal human beinglol
Is it over for small dick bottoms? Will I ever please a top?
>>37403188I have jaw issues and I still suck dick.
>average europeon has more free/personal/vacation time than the average american>average american has more money than the average europeon
>>37403239Only until the average American requires healthcare.
>he went to sleep without sending a gnsuicide time
>>37403228do tops even care for dick size?
>>37403303They want to suck it and play with it, do you think a small one will be cute to them or very turn off?
ngl I really wanna fuck an ftm
>>37403315me too but they’re all ugly and morbidly obese here
>>37403290gn
>>37403315>ngl I really wanna fuck an ftmAgain with this BS, your kind will never be desired
>>37403309>They want to suck it and play with itlol
>>37403340Do they really not? If I only had my ass to get off I dont know how Id ever cum
sub bottoms belong together.
>>37403322at the gym there was this twinky looking guy who was either a really butch (in a cis twink way) lesbian or an ftmI wanna fuck his ftmussy and take his strapanyway shit I better go to sleep
>>37403303I wouldn't top a dude with a micropenis, it's just not attractive
>>37403360Tops only want love if it's tortureDon't say I didn't, say I didn't warn ya
uwu!!!
>>37403290Done this a few times to my boy recently. I’m just tired baka
>>37403388Its 4.8 inches, is it over?
>>37403431his gums?
>>37403340some do (t. knower)
>>37403228>>37403431its fine, i have a really tight anus, even a finger makes me squirm
>>374034314.8 is like perfect for a bottom, micropenis is 1 inch or less
>>37403303i like big dicks on bottoms but it’s not a deal breaker or anything as long as it’s a normal size/shape
>>37403303no, if it's not malformed or extremely abnormal they don't care. I actually can tell if a guy is vers if he asks for dick pics. Most tops prefer smaller dick bottoms for dominance reasons, microdick looks weird and is too small.
>>3740343112.2 centimeters, it's average for an American and below average (but not too much) for an Argentinian
>>37403470vers top/vers hands wrote this post. >>37403309tops generally suck at head and idk why they do it. I don't think the vast majority of tops could throat a cock bigger than 6.5"
getting topped feels like uncontrollable pooping
I think the way to humble the gay male community is to have an authoritarian state that forces gays to marry to random guys regardless of looks, ethnicity, sexual role and mental state and if they dont comply to be 100% monogamous to their state assigned partner they get isolation in jail
>>37403536but what if you get paired with xanthippe or crsi :s
I forgot whole rice needs 30 minutes of boiling and not 15
>>37403536I don't do bussy bumping lmao.
>>37403544buy a rice cookermakes it easy
>>37403550In this economy?
if sean o'pry and chico lachowski were gay you think you could pull them?
>>37403536t. Gaycel
>>37403554i thought everyone in all cultures owned a rice cooker
>>37403512it’s just a rush to fuck a guy who could top but is too much of a butt slut to ever use his dick
>>37403560nah
>>37403584Of course not, imagine how uppity they would be, nothing short of a god could satisfy them
>>37403591I live in a libertarian paradise where the minimum wage is 200 USD and the electricity bill is 150 USD
>>37403591it seems silly when stovetop rice is easy
New>>37403644>>37403644
after watching yesterday the trailer of uglies in tiktok I dont get why they wouldnt like to live in a futuristic city where all you do is partying, get lobotomized to be in a constant state of happiness and always be serving face card with the magic surgeryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhcOHkgTrQQ&pp=ygUOdWdsaWVzIHRyYWlsZXI%3D
>>37403623start selling cocaine
