Von Dutch, cult classic but I still pop

Need a pawjob right meow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVuuatjHGnY

>>37408929
big tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMNRlAZItUM

>>37408929
Cant tell if thats a trans person and which way they transed

>haven’t coomed in days
>click on a porn video of an amateur black couple

>the fire alarm is beeping in the background
lmao wtf. Can they not hear that sound frequency or something what explains this phenomenon

>>37408938
>>37408945
i always lipsync like a dragqueen to the song
can't help but do that because of the way it's expressed

Even if you don’t care about dying in a fire wouldn’t you just uninstall it completely instead of listening to the. beeps

>>37408952
it's not a fire alarm it's the new lil baby album

>>37408952
They live in dangerous hoods and go out to get batteries

Wypipo change they smoke alarm batteries

>>37408964
drag queens lipsync
real men sing

>>37408944
69 is one of the only rappers with no bad songs

Wish I had a graphing calculator

>>37408981
Why? So you can look like a nerd even more?

>>37408987
Yeah :/

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is anything made in the usa anymore?
looking at each seller profile on amazon and they are all chinese with chinese addresses
or chinese names using california forwarding addresses
there really is a chinese takeover and no one cares
and this is happening on all the most popular sold products

>>37408995
I see, well i have 2 :p

>>37409002
Lmao u have it the wrong way around its the usa thats abusing the situation in china

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>>37409002
>this is happening on all the most popular sold products
All of my guns are made here in the Great Old Continent. No idea about the US though because most US-made modern firearms are unwatchable contraptions made by crackheads.

>>37409015
i realize american companies have things manufactured in china
but many of these products are being sold by the most random named companies that weren't created by americans

>>37409033
Those r just shit tier products with 0 quality control, doubt it matters who owns those companies

>>37409003
I have one, the TI Nspire CAS CX, but I'd like to have the TI Nspire CAS CX II, for it can run python. But the one I have now is good enough, it brought me through my bachelors.
t. injiniir

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what's your most fashionable outfit?

>>37409082
Mechanical inj?

>>37409082
okay compsci nerd

>>37409089
No.

>>37409093
Also no.

>>37409101
Civil?

>>37409109
Not really, but that's somewhat related to what I do.

Do you guys think Theo Von is a closeted homo?

uwu

I just woke up from the strangest dream and you were in it.

I was back in tenth grade home room and had just finished arguing with a bunch of foreigners who didnt speak English in the back of the class, mostly arabs and pajeets.

As I am sitting down, I look over the shoulder of two classmates sitting in front of me who were british and see they are spamming gaygen on their phones and give them a beating.

Then I look at gaygen which is a long paper ticker tape and see the spam as a long bunch of black and white movie frames. So I tear them out to fix the thread and look up to see the spammers have ran away.

Then I get a text on my phone from the mods saying I am in trouble and that I am not allowed to remove the spam because it is upsetting some trip. This makes me mad and when I look up, I see the spammers on the other side of the classroom on their phones and realize it is them texting me.

Then I get furious and go super saiyan and chase after them.

Thats when I woke up and saw that I was gorging on chicken salad and ice cream before I went to bed.

>>37409120
who?

>>37409138
Like Joe Rogan but less popular

>>37409038
omg is he dying? owo

>>37409142
oh i don't know anything about retards

>>37409131
I'm a dream interpreter and your dream is signalling that you may become a jannie here in the coming days

>>37409120
no he's not

I have a feeling this hurricane is going to be a major letdown.

but if it isn’t lmao at my life and my family, we have no snacks or even water bottles

>>37409138
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_Von
He doesnt look gay, but he talks about gayness a lot. Hes not a Joe Rogan hes a legit funny comedian

>>37409162
they always are blown out of proportion

>>37409162
Imagine living in florida and not being a prepper ( not PrEPper )

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new twink kino coming soon

>>37403644
Do we actually think Texas had twink death?? like i think he looks quite great ngl.

>>37409168
yeah. probably not going to have power all day though once it hits my town in an hour or two though.

Buzzing to lift later
Need some fuckmeat to suck my cock after

>>37409217
I think he looks better now

>>37409204
idk feels weird i still see him as the kid in black phone. but he looks good

>>37409217
Twinkdeath just means you’re not a twink, it doesn’t mean he’s ugly. tex posted that he was 19-21 like 5 years ago, so he isn’t a twink.

>>37409235
Ur dumb twink just means slim and youthful looks

did any posters survive twinkdeath?

conspiracy theory time: texanon loves winter because it gives him the excuse to wear full sleeve T-shirts and long pants and that helps him with his social anxiety

>>37409225
couldnt agree more frfr. he has always kinda been hot but he looks like weirdly mysterious like he has a dark aura now <3 its a good thing. gives robert pattinson batman vibes

>>37409235
>he was 19-21 like 5 years ago
lol, he turned 29 this year

tfw no tomboyish gf
think the bicycle switched
coomed over a big chubby bbw women yesterday
bishoujomom or something
cor fucking hell lads
need a cis F twink bf

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>>37409244
no, twinkdom never lasts untortunately

>>37409268
He got homer simpson mouth

ukraine is over, kurst won :(

>>37409251
he looks like he was designed by a Japanese video game developer uwu

>>37409268
They showed him pics of blacks twerking?

>>37409217
>>37409251
the photo on the right is the before photo from 2020 lol

>>37409279
Hes cloud strife but cuter

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>>37409278
yasss daddy kuurst uwu grab yo bag queen *kiss* *kiss* *snap fingers*

>>37409289
Yes, i meant he looks better on the left

these mini boots... are MINE.

i am slep

>>37409120
no and also i'd stop tuning in if he was

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>>37409250
actually true, i feel naked and uncomfortable without long sleeves, pants, and a jacket/sweater.

>>37409278
>>37409302
Wut?

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>>37409337
is that crunchycatluna? :3

>>37409304
It's hard to tell because that pics looks blurry and in a pic he posted before that he had dark circles.

ngl, if i took a girl home and freaked it and the next morning i find out she's not asian but mexican that looks asian i'd be a little mad

>>37409345
i think so.

>>37409338
idk I'm just shitposting, kuursty. so how are you celebrating Oktoberfest? I watched a guy do a line of cocaine on another guy's dick in some Oktoberfest clip on x.com once btw

you are gay

>>37409433
U took a wrong turn, this isnt gypgen

>>37409365
>>>bigen

>>37409404
I drink German beer, simple as.

I’m the type to wear basketball shorts in winter, I do not care.

>>37409460
recommend your best brand

>>37409477
only fitfat white men can pull this off tho

>>37409481
Im not fat and i could do it, ur just weak

>>37409478
No. I will take this secret to my grave.

>>37409447
you are lovely, have you been told that before?

>>37409490
Erdinger

>>37409491
Yeah, why? U wanna know how it feels?

>>37409490
it's Weihenstephaner Hefe Weissbier, isn't it?

>>37409499
>>37409507
You people disgust me.

thread is dead
too many germans

>>37409512
ok then it's pilsner

>>37409481
Maybe you’re just a pussy? The cold isn’t shit unless it’s water or your wet.

would you be frens with a gender dysphoric guy(medium dysphoria)
>>37409506
sure, how it feels?

>>37409517
You're not really making a case for yourself here.

>>37409002
amazon is garbage these days its filled with chinese brands. most US brands make their shit in china too but i trust them a little bit more to at least have some QC.
i havent tried it yet but u can order from amazon japan without extra delivery fees now, i looked and theres a lot of quality looking made in japan stuff thats not expensive like most stuff made in the US

>>37409526
ok I give up, mein fuhrer

This general feels so ego-less

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>>37409541
What does that mean

>>37409528
>amazon
Never buy from there. Don't even have amazon account. Sure finding stuff is harder, and more expensive, but in the end actually cheaper since you have to be able to afford cheap.
>Slightly more expensive western item bought once > cheap eastern item bought multiple times cause it keeps breaking

>>37409539
Good.

>>37409541
wdym, almost everyone here has a huge ego that needs to be constantly feed

>>37409541
that's because gaygen is for enlightened beings that have crushed all egos and obstacles. it's a buddha field and we are all arahants. we are tathagatas

>>37409519
Ull never find out

>>37409556
so true bro that yoga session really unlocked my chakras can i suck your dick now

>>37409553
Paulaner?

>>37409568
nyat. it's too early for me. my sexual energy only resumes after noon and peaks before midnight

I wonder what that purple bitch has done now?

need my dick sucked

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is this gay show good
i havent watched it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfvKrsaZrEA

>>37409591
he finally made it on tv. good for him, i remember his youtube stuff

>>37409584
wsup

nyooo im vewwy comfy in bed pls dont make me leave it :s

>>37409638
me when my alarm goes off.

>>37409638
I'm gonna tie you to it then

>>37409638
Go eep qt3.14, u deserve it

>>37409574
I'd post a funny meme now, but I cannot find it. And no.

>>37409664
Kapuziner?

>>37409583
****in deserved better man

>>37409677
Das ist eine Kressenart du Idiot.

>>37409679
lmao

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GOOD MORNING, GAYGEN

>>37409684
No its a beer

Friendship = Proximity x (Frequency + Duration) x Intensity

can the friendship formula be satisfied by grindr?

proximity: let's say less than 5km apart from you and that person, sure, it can be satisfied in a big city and still have an okish pool of people, more than 5km apart feels way too much, i would say 2km or less is best since it is easy to visit each other and the frequency has a better chance of increasing, so this is ideal

intensity: this is up to how good you and the other person get along and how likeable both of you are and how many common interests you have, sure, it can be satisfied through grindr assuming you are not extremely extremely different from others, basically you are not an alien and/or an insufferable cunt

frequency+duration: this is the trickiest one to get right, usually the better the proximity and intensity are, the bigger the frequency and duration are, basically, if you are close to that person and you like them, you are more likely to spend time with them and for longer, no shit, this could be satisfied through grindr if you have good proximity and intesity and also make plans to hang out with the other person and for a decent amount of time, the really tricky important part in forming a friendship that you cannot really get through grindr is unplanned mandatory interactions like school, work, etc. that is why it is easier to make friends at school bc you got this unplanned mandatory interactions which are really important bc a lot of people could make great friends but if they do not hang out enough they will never know that so by being forced to hang out by an external factor they become friends when they would not have been otherwise, and besides this you also get amazing proximity and intensity in school, the reason a lot of people stop being frens after school is bc they lose all of these factors..

>>37409709
That also.

>>37409691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jetXrv2-fPg
tune

>>37409723
so ideal grindr fren is:
-2km or less from your ass
-no more than 5 years difference from you probably and also compatible personalities and interests
-one of you/both of you preferrably plans fun stuff to do and hang out for a decent amount of time
optional but really important:
-you manage to somehow get unplanned forced interactions with that person regularly, idk how you can satisfy this with a person from grindr. i guess both going to the same gym and frequenting the same clubs/places?? again very important but very hard to do

let's say that there are 100 people on grindr that are 2km or less from you, you will probably have to cut that in half at least to satisfy the second criteria and them be in your age range and the older you are the less people are bc people die or get busy, so uhh, you are left with 35 potential frens??, out of these 35 people, let's say that half would want to hang out but are busy asf or whatever so you cannot plan anything with them. so you are left with like 16 potential frens left?? and most of these do not satisfy the last criteria abt unplanned interactions, which is really hard to do, so maybe less than 5 of them do..

so 16 potential friend pool and 5 or less of those have really good potential, and this being generous while selecting them to get to that 16 number and also in a lot of places you do not have 100 people in a 2km radius, even in a big city it seems pretty grim.. if you are in the country side you are fucked.. now i see why grindr does not really work or it is very hard to form connections..

places you want to visit?

Vancouver BC

If i went to a gay bar would it be full of ugly gay men?

>>37409855
Yep

>>37409848
Angkor Wat
Leshan Giant Buddha
Delta's Lancashire village

>>37409825
Essay on why u got no frienss

I wanna live with Delta and his parents, it'd be comfy as

>>37409825
why are you using "friend" and "grindr" in the same sentence

>>37409882
I just had a million dollar idea, grindr but for friends

Of course you can make friends on grindr

>>37409825
>no more than 5 years difference
this is bs. I want around 7-12 years difference and he can pay for things

>>37409874
imagine you live with him and during a chilly rainy day his mum makes hotpot while you cuddle with him in front of the fire :3

why does the existence of mascfem bisexual versatiles enrage homosexuals so much

>>37409911
I wouldnt cuddle delta

>>37409869
desu is very very hard to make actual genuine friends as an adult and if you also want one that can suck your dick too, hf buddy
>>37409882
i am not friends with anyone that i cannot have sex with, sry but it is just not worth the time and in this modern dystopia we live in, we genuinely do not have time at all, i doubt you can have time for more than three actual real genuine friends that you hang out with regularly, people that have lots of 'friends', just have a lot of acquaintances actually, not real genuine friends.. i do not think i could have time for more than 2 really good friends, there is just a lot of time investment to really satisfy properly the needs of the other person.. if i were to be a normie and have kids and a family, i won't have time for any real friends at all.. i probably would barely have time to relax for 30mins..
>>37409898
that is prostitution and not really a friendship, you would be better advertising it as such

What’s your favorite foods gigi?

>>37409941
>that is prostitution
are stay at home moms prostitutes? this is just the gay equivalent

>>37409941
You sound reasonable, why do u lose ur mind sometimes?

>>37409927
hole still nasty?

>>37409936
why not? i bet he's squishy :3

>>37409972
i mean it's hairy
not really in a bottom arc ATM anyway
I'm on my topcycle

>>37409927
Why are you so retarded?

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https://youtu.be/FuVGkcgn-c4&t=23

coconut oil twinkfeetjob

the best and fastest way to filter potential frens from grindr is to hang out as fast as possible and see if you like the vibe, do not waste your time talking for literally weeks just to be randomly ghosted or blocked or hang out once and see that they suck irl
>>37409965
what baby do you offer and also these moms actually raise the kid, you might consider it easy work but it is still work nonetheless
>>37409971
i am calm today and when i am calm i am chill and pretty nice, when i get angry, it hurts a lot so i get aggressive and also pretend to be crazy for attention to numb the pain, i am reasonable irl and i understand people's needs very well and i try to not hurt others

What I have come to realize is that there are a lot of things confused with the umbrella term "gay" just because they intersect and overlap with same sex activity, since the focus is on the sex rather than the reasons leading to it, and then the idea is modeled off of heterosexual frame-work.

The example that struck me was modern "gay culture" compared to the Hellenist greek revisions of their interpretation of adolescent same sex passions and interpreting it as modern 'gay' phenomenon, a mistake known as 'presentism'. For example, it incorrectly associates what would have then been considered the modern equivalent of 'gay' with something much more common. It seems to deliberately ignore their proscriptions on homosexuality, the fact that they were still expected to marry and have families, relinguish such passions in adulthood, and the aversion to actual sodomy, if for no other reason than a simple lack of soap.

What we accept as normal 'gay' culture today was in no way normal during this period, yet revisionists feel the need to portray it otherwise.

Today gays compare themselves to these historic phenomenons as some evidence of their own fascinations social legitimacy. And yet they are not the same, and for this there are reasons.

For example, these societies did not normalize the modern 'gay' behavior of simply walking about looking for men to blow. There was no culture of young men simply ambling through life looking for boyfriends or casual hooking up. This would've been seen as evidence of mental illness at a minimum.

What we see today is similar. Same sex behavior is a product of many situational, age-related scenarios driven by numerous motives. It is only those who identify as 'gay' that make it so central to their identity after years of indoctrinated encouragement.

And yet we also know that simple math shows a different reality; that there are far more heterosexuals who have had same sex experience than there are males who actually identify as gay.

>>37410023
toys

where to meet homos outside gay clubs and apps?
I live in Slavland and I'm a normal socially adjusted guy but have a paralyzing fear of meeting men

>>37410037
Nobody fucking cares dude

>>37410005
u mad

>>37410042
>normal socially adjusted guy
>have a paralyzing fear of meeting men

>>37410028
I see, sorry for calling u a gypsy

>>37410042
I think Tinder is the only right answer

>>37410042
Which of the slavlands?

>>37410028
>friends on grindr
i feel like its not the best spot to search for friends ...

>>37410071
hes male gypsy rose

>>37410037
What this means is that same sex interest remains age and situation related, and a much larger phenomenon outside of the 'gay' population, and yet gays wish to incorporate this as evidence of their legitimacy. The desire to affirm legitimacy is itself conspicuous.

So then the question has to be asked: If homosexuality is much broader a phenomenon than those who identify as 'gay', then what makes them different from the larger population of males who have had same sex interest or experience.

And thats where you get down to motives and behaviors.

Few if any have read this far, so there is no point on elaborating, and the mere burden of text or even suggesting there is a difference is enough to spur gay egos into angry protests.

But the fact remains evident: gays are distinct in their behaviors and motives than that of the majority of males with same sex interest and experience. And those differences explain an enormous amount of the unhappiness they experience by pursuing homosexuality as a plan for life that is not seen or normalized in the history they like to compare themselves to.

>>37410005
r word in 2024 >:(

>>37410061
Exactly. Another good point. Selective mental scotomas. No matter the religion, no one wants to hear any facts that disrupt their universe if it is based on myth. Its the same frustration Christian fundamentalists express when confronted with fossils.

>>37410041
toys for tots

>>37410065
No, like you’re actually retarded.
>>37410107
Oh look! ANOTHER Rick alt!
>>37410111
Gtfo BoomerAnon nobody wants your thesis on “those damn homosexuals”

>>37410071
dw, i acted like an annoying ass so i deserved it
>>37410089
there is no other place if you are a man that wants friends that he can also have sex with
>>37410092
who is that

>>37410131
not knowing gypsy rose blanchard? uncultured

>>37410028
the baby is irrelevant, I aint selling sex or company. Ideally we just get along and he pays for things to keep us comfy

>>37410041
im a grown ass male and that means i play with highly detailed wargaming miniatures and not toys and they are very costly financially and also time-ely and i will not stand for this bullying.

>>37410131
fwb is different.
>>37410129
who is rick <3

Trying to imagine a bunch of Spartans gooning to dirty unwashed dicks and insisting they are normal to the community.

>>37410129
I notice and predicted this angry response to simple facts. Its the same reaction troons have when you explain basic biology. They interpret the realities of neutral observable medical facts as an attack.

>>37410150
u got a bf yet/ or come outa the closet yet?

>>37410161
thats just bug shes always angry no other moods for her

>>37410161
just presentism

>>37410066
I've had sex with women (extremely unfulfilling) and have (close) friends.
As opposed to the average 4chan autist, though I don't lurk this board and it may be different here.
>>37410077
Croatia.
>>37410073
I feel writing something akin to "I'm used to beers on playgrounds, not coffees in the city centre" is going to get me percieved as some kind of squatting gopnik

>>37410150
you're a totty

>>37410176
I meant
>writing in my bio

>>37410176
lol

the last time we had a hurricane this bad my lake flooded into the street and my alligator got confused and left the lake and was wandering around the neighborhood.

We had to get animal control to help get her back in there

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>im a grown ass male

why faggots are soulless biological robots ?

>>37410176
Ćao bebo

>>37410139
idk, seems like some sort of a sociopath after googling, i have empathy though and still a decent amount of gender dysphoria :'(
>>37410149
only makes sense if you clean or cook or whatever, smth useful

>>37410176
so are u bi?
why are u afriad to meet men is it like a fear of what others will think of u?

>>37410161
didn't Spartans have a male apprentice they would fuck as like a rule of society?

>>37410196
its not even affecting southern florida, is it?

>>37410211
>only makes sense if you clean or cook or whatever, smth useful
not even that, we don't have to live together I'm just talking about being with an older guy who pays for stuff like going out because he has way more disposable income.

>>37410216
whole west coast is gonna get rain/surge (especially surge as it’s a huge storm)

>>37410176
Croatwink is cute btw

>>37410216
it will, mainly worried about the flooding like I said. we won't get hit as hard as north florida though no

>>37410226
so you telling me that you are going to spread your cheeks for some dude in his 50s for a burger and a movie ticket?

>>37410214
Nah, I just wanted to try it out.
>>37410214
I'm 26 and all of my friends and family know I'm gay. I'm just really fucking scared of breaking the ice, rejection and disappointment.
And it's not even socially unacceptable here anymore.

We need a president who has RHYTHM, y'all. So joyful. So brat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wdhyrFthZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60BgmvB_Ah0

I think I have a stalker.

>>37410274
oh my, how scandalous

>>37410158
Whatever.
>>37410161
Whatever.
>>37410172
That’s a lie.

>>37410274
that’s just a loss prevention employeee bro

>>37410258
OMG sis im so happy for u. I know how hard coming out can be and you have come so far. Coping with rejection is a skill and u will 100% get rejected it happens to EVERYONE. U cant let it get to u and u need to keep trying go to gay clubs and use the apps there are plenty of guys out there for u

Honestly its their loss if they turn u down girl. Ur the prize <3 frfr <3.

Good luck queen <3

>>37410257
lets say 28-42 and yeah but only if he has good personality and looks to go with it.

>>37410277
>>37410287
I know right? It’s very difficult for me. I often see the person from my window looking at me. This morning he was following me to the metro. I’m so scared.

>>37410172
Unfortunate.

>>37410173
True, it is. But what fascinates me about it is that it became so elaborate and undergirded so much of what is now taught as facts. Its not that the ancient world (or even primitive societies today) had no tolerance of same-sex thought or behaviors, just that the present Western gay identity is very distinct and different. When you drill down to the behaviors and motives, you can see just how different they are.

There is nothing wrong with same sex interest or activity. But when you build context around it that continues to produce unhappy outcomes, its worth learning what those differences are and where they came from.

To me, the biggest example is the surge in suicides, mental illness and substance abuse that has coincided with same sex attracted young people once they accept inculcation that instructs them that they should expect analogous outcomes to heterosexual institutions based on ideals, namely the assumption of a 'bf; who will be monogamous and stay with them for life when all the observable evidence is that it is an extraordinary minority among them.

If the comfort of male intimacy was assumed as the cost-benefit of declaring themselves gay, and were led to believe their motives were identical to those of straight men without a deeper intuition of men, creating the motive itself, then why wouldnt we expect so many young gays to be miserable and dwell in a mire of self doubt, low confidence and self flagellation.

And yet when you explain it to them, they interpret it as an attack on their worldview and become defensive when all you are trying to do is lead them out of the fog they are lost in.

>>37410288
Go the fuck away you samefagging fucking retard.

Interactions on Grindr are so fucking weird, I must be autistic.
>Guy asks me for pictures
>Send one including my cock
>Say it's nice and ask for more
> I post more, ask if he is interested and get blocked
What is going on guys?

Europe is drowning.

>>37410274
OMG do tell <3
this sounds scary tho sis have u considered authorities

>>37410300
Pic collectors

>>37410299
omg sis what are u talking abt who even are u ?
im not samefagging cringe af

>>37410300
bottoms literally collect cock pics

my ex literally had an entire folder on his pc of his omegle dick pic trophies

>>37410324
thats so weird glad u dropped him yikes

>>37410324
Not all bottoms do that. I would never do that. Only the slut bottoms do it

>>37410330
bottoms are weirdo fag fucks michael

>>37410293
it's me, do you want to go on a date sometime?

>>37410310
Why would you go on Grindr for that? You can go on Reddit and 9/10 looking guys will send you whatever you ask without baiting for hookups.
>>37410324
I swear when bottoms ask about getting hold around the neck I might go hard on them to let off some steam from their bottom comrades being disingenuous faggots.

>>37410288
I came out 10 years ago. Is the way you write ironic? Again, I don't usually lurk this board or general.

>>37410338
in my head cannon tops are the weird ones.
but humans in general are horny mo foes

I just want a broke hood nigga with a big dick to rock my world

>>37410324
>my ex had an entire folder on his pc of his omegle dick pic trophies

aren't most underage on omegle? :(
report him to the police!!

>>37410300
he wanted pictures and he got them

Why does xanthippe and normie only talk about bottoms and tops

>>37410356
that is a truly bizarre cope you have going on

>>37410344
Its more personal on grindr ig

>>37410373
Well this gets me sad.
Yeah, I'm sad now.

>>37410215
Its a lot to unpack, but I will try to summarize:

Males were entered into what is basically military school. They were sponsored by an older youth, typically around age 15. The older would recieve discipline for any failings of the younger. They were not encouraged to become 'lovers' as such, but it was understood that they would be emotionally intimate as partners, and that 'boys would be boys'. Here again, it is important to note that actual anal sodomy was prohibited against young male free citizens, limiting 'sex play' to intracrural sex (between the thighs) and frottage.

At age 18, the older would leave the school (agoge) and enter Krypteia, or their version of 'secret police' duty to terrorize the slave class, the Helots, to whom they were absolutely brutal and savage, as a goal, no less.

At age 20, they were considered men and would enter the miitary, but were not allowed to marry until age 25 (this is specifically Spartans, Athens had other similar age and sex proscriptions, often distorted in revisionist pederasty). Females would marry at 15.

After leaving the agoge, the older male was expected to leave behind their younger protoge, and by then, the protoge would have their own to mentor. Any physical intimacy, if it occured at all, was not the defining aspect of their relationship, as was true among other "very close" peer age friends. In fact, it was considered abnormal to pursue same sex interest after this age, and a subject of ridicule if the elder remained physically intimate with the younger once the younger had left the agoge themselves.

>>37410300
lol highschoolers go on grindr to get dick pics and nudes from adults and share them amongst each other for giggles and to blackmail them
never send nudes to anyone unless you're dumb

i wish i could at least look like a femboy
how can my face be so cursed, the body is not that bad

>>37410347
its not iconic i dont really post here much anymore i used to post on gg everyday i got nostalgic and came back <3.

im in the process of coming out atm i have told my parents but i can't build up the courage to tell my friends and extended family.

My only advice for u is that time waits for nobody. sitting at home this weekend wont get u anywhere. go out and try meet a new date. YOLO sis

>>37410389
that's what gay men have made out of most of the dating apps

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I got a watch some time ago.
What kind of gay energy does it radiate?

>>37410401
I only ever send dickpics, never my face.
And like given the number of people how saw me my dick already it's not like I care.

>>37410408
Big "post feet" energy

>>37410408
looks like a really nice bang for the buck watch
smart with money gay

>>37410408
>seiko
poor energy

>>37410408
thats a really nice watch anon. Seiko make fantastic watches <3
its also a very versatile colour and suits a lot of clothing combos <3

>>37410435
post ur watch then lmfao

>>37410437
>that's a really nice watch
>seiko make fantastic watches

no they don't, japanese made products are as crappy as chinese made products

>>37410177
i just learnt a new word

>>37410445
i dont own a watch :)

>>37410454
you're such a cute shit c'mere and suckle on my dingaling

>>37410453
i have a casio myself <3
but seiko are nice as well i like some of their presage watches and they are affordable quality automatics

i don't own any clocks or alarms either
they groom you up to look at life like an hourglass

>>37408907
I'm so fucking alone and I hate the life that God is calling me to live and never get to stop living this life. Like, this is an alternate reality that is not supposed to exist. Every day I tell myself I'm not supposed to exist because this can't be real. I will never be truly happy in this life. It's simply not possible. What's even worse is that it was possible before, and I made one mistake years ago that made it impossible. So now, since I know that I'm just fucking stuck here, I mean, stuck at a lower level of being for the rest of my life, I know I'll never be able to reach my full potential. I know I've been brought here to worship Jesus Christ but God makes it so fucking hard for me to be able to do that. Not only are there temptations, but the entire structure of my life, from childhood, has been built around worshipping the devil. I don't give a fuck if that's common. It's still the case for me and so it's to the point where the things from my childhood that I revert to for comfort and understanding will only bring me closer to death, but in a slow, painful way. It's impossible, it's a failing game, I'm meant to fail and this is truly a horrible reality. If I've lived other lives before, this is one of the worst lives I've ever lived. Worse than being a nigger on slave ships, worse than being tortured in an underground rape chamber every single day for 100 years. This life is a horrible, awful thing and the one thing that can help me, Jesus, is incredibly hard for me to grab onto given the circumstances of my life. Jesus is the only thing that can help, even though he was kept from me during my entire upbringing. It's only this year I learned about Christ and it's just so fucking hard to worship him, every day I think about killing myself and everyone thinks I'm happy and I just hate I fucking hate this grueling painful existence. I'm not even ugly I'm actually quite handsome but I still fucking hate. It's sad this life exists.

when i'm with you time stops :3

>>37410482
you sound like jeweler trying to sell me something in outback shopping mall

>>37410453
僕のかつらは飛び去った。

>>37410408
bottom energy

>>37410508
sorry <3

>>37410514
there was a time when japanese made products were good
but i think even they all use the same chinese manufacturers these days as everyone else

body hair is a disease

>>37410533
"In the past, Seiko watches were entirely manufactured in Japan, but they have since expanded their manufacturing into China, Malaysia, and SIngapore."

You're just buying a brand that was once known to make quality products.

>>37410548
body hair is a gift

>>37410548
i want laser frfr

>>37410479
can i finish quaking first

>>37410559
I will start caring about watches when im not single anymore rn i cant focus on anything else

>>37410548

>>37410579
do I intimidate you?

anyone got any tips on getting into makeup?

>>37410619
Ask your local drag queen

>>37410619
Go to agpgen for that faggot.

>>37410548
I don't think it's a disease but rather that smooth hairless handsome twinks are part of a higher race of intelligent beings that are from another earth/heaven

>>37410640
We put a lot of effort into being hairless, shaving everything takes forever.

>>37410640
gaydens think the same thing as they put on a costume to try to steal their seed

>>37410633
did i do something to offend u eveytime u replied to me today u have been horrible u need to chill.

>>37410607
no sorry i was just playing quake champions

>>37410579
are you playing arcane dimensions?

A top without body hair is like a car without wheels. Useless.

>>37410699
What do u do with hair? it does nothing

>>37410710
It looks attractive.

twinks should have body hair too imo :x

>>37410717
There are 0 guys that look better with body hair than without it

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>>37410023
god my bussy is quivering rn uwu

>>37410277
https://voca.ro/1fpjZuu5pI0e

>>37410723
neet loser bottom bf :3

thinking about evil lately and how to deal with it
like is p diddy just the result of his family dynamic?
was his dad an abuser?
was his mom an abuser?
will his son's grow up to be abusers?
where does it begin and where does it end?
do we just need to kill off his entire family lineage from oldest to youngest?
the bible indicates it's the only way to truly deal with evil
Kill them all, slaughter their souls
take out their entire evil family lineage

>>37410697
no i'm playing trapped in planar prison for eternity for misconduct across the multiverse in a world without magic.

like jace under the immortal sun.

>>37410723
Then they wouldn’t be twinks you brainlet.

>>37410694
I'm gonna cave in your skull

>>37410743
Sounds like a cope for having alopecia

>>37410761
If it made ur body more attractive bodybuilders would have body hair, but none of em do

>>37410759
idk i oppose this bipedo takeover of gay terminology

>>37410773
Bodybuilders aren’t attractive they’re gross, nasty people who look like they have STDs

>>37410753
daddy Diddy was a psychotic crime boss with enough power over people he can shoot a man in broad daylight and nobody was gonna say shit, that kinda mentality with the big time rapper and producer lifestyle can do a lot of things to mans morals. I don't think Diddy is necessarily gay but part of some advanced hedonistic desires when nothing else does it anymore

>>37410786
Lmao everybody who trains seriously does it too

I love lifting and I am gorilla hairy
pure bear mode

>>37410824
ur more of a cub bish no offence

>>37410824
Yeah, but if u shave ull lool better

>>37410835
no I'm a gorillear
pure sexual beast

ya'll actin like this diddy bullshit is new. we always knew he was a freak. who drinks breast milk as a grown ass man?

https://youtu.be/7JjLd3MufCE

on the topic of gym stuff if I was to go back into the gym or at the least home workouts for better twinkmaxxing would squats and cardio be the best?

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>>37410839
nah I doubt it
I did it on the request of a Brazilian once and I just looked fat and childlike
hair is better

>>37410865
post pole

why i cannot look fem at all

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https://voca.ro/11NVHlvPxaLg

>>37410878
rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift

>>37410865
premium fuckmeat

>>37410887
can't pass and i would be happy looking like an uncanny freak but i will get murdered lel

>>37410633
You’re such a bitter sissy faggot, calm down

>>37410865
You would 1000% look better

>>37410619
repping does not work anymore huh
i saw you in mtfg asking if it is too late to troon out so do not deny it man

>>37410908
no he would not

>>37410919
Ur a hair simp, you arent objective

>>37410871
nah
>>37410893
not yet
I must grow larger and stronger
only then I am a true top

>>37410927
and you're objective hair-hater?

>>37410902
oh my god then be a man, do whatever it is you have to do to stop moping around all day, do you not get tired typing these out and reading them?

>>37410938
No, explain why all fitness pll do it then?

>wake up
>go to class
>do some stuff
>go eat
>do some stuff
>go home
>nap
>still tired
This is bullshit.

>>37410949
you mean the competitive ones? what does that matter. is he competing?

>>37410959
have you tried tongue kissing a guy?

>>37410930
>only then I am a true bottom

>>37410965
No, all the ones who want to look aesthetic

>>37410783
I hate troons and poons using our terminology.

>>37410968
I don't have one to kiss around right now
Very impractical

>>37410972
they're retards trying to emulate the competition dudes.

>>37410976
Its acc str8 terminology since they invented it

>>37410980
mwah :3

>>37410976
i was gay for 21 years of my life and only a tranny for 1 year and somehow i feel it hasnt made me forget my lingo but ok !

>>37410903
I’m a flamer darling not a sissy, I don’t have autogynephillia.

>>37410998
Silence, Jaroslaw

>>37410998
I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about all the ones that use terminology without knowing what the fuck it means lol

>>37410971
I will never bottom

>>37411015
well your writing seemed very pointed but okay

>>37410943
ocd.. also why are you here again since you are no longer a gay man and are on hrt? shoo shoo shitza

>>37410989
o-oh

>>37411029
who cares when you talk about tranny shit over thrice as much goblina?

>>37410959
Maybe you have depression. You do seem depressed. Are you enjoying life?

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>>37411028
Ig but it was more so a general statement than anything directed towards you. I don’t really dislike you, you’re one of the only troons that can dish it out :p

i love chicken
makes me big and strong

>>37410998
Ok but then how long were you bisexual?

>>37411051
i am walking down the street, do you really want to make me pull down my pants and take a dick pic to post here out of sneed? i hope not, also i never did anything to you, stop being so mean and unempathetic, you bpd slut

>>37411077
>i love chicken
of course you do

>>37411070
More than usual.

>>37411092
wtf is that supposed to mean

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>>37411079
rly sorry for ur ugly mug leaking xanpipa but i have never had any interest in women outside of maybe two or three managing to make me flustered by acting in a masculine way so you should take out your frustrations on someone else

You know, I dont mind being flamed here for everything I say but ffs you people are such dull conversation. Pretty much the obsessive lizard brain I was alluding to tpph

I love being masc and lifting and eating chicken

reminder that conbot/xanthippe sucked his cousin’s bisexual fiancé off and then asked gaygen if he should tell her because he was jealous of their engagement and wanted to break it up

>>37411134
i think you meant to say she forgot to take off the trip while copypasting a fake story from reddit to farm (you)s

might bake this weekend
domestic king

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>>37411111

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>>37411147
it’s better if he’s a bitter bottom