>>37413700
what is gaygen's favorite season and why is it /autumn/?
This thread is a post early and I intend to report and prosecute this violation to the fullest maximum penalty of the law.
>>37417785i like summer
>>37417724 >reposting because end of thread I mean… you also have insurance which is crazy there. It’s also way too car dependent.$10 for 6 isn’t bad for good beer, too.
>>37417783>$10 for 6 isn’t bad for good beer, too>goodlol if you want good beer (craft) in colorado it's gonna be even more than $10, some 6-packs are like $16. twelve packs can cost $24.
>>374177851. Autumn 2. Winter3. Spring 4. (((Summer)))
>>37417806based. summer is the worst.
>>37417806This.
>>37417801How can you drink craft beers ive tried dozens and they all sucked o.o
>>37417815do you actually try styles of beer or do you just drink whatever says "craft" on it, genuine question.
>>37417785Winter, autumn, spring, summer. me like cold
ick on eck spammer is deranged but would let him breed me lovingly desu .
>>37417810I long to buy a house in Australia and live there during American summers, which is winter in Australia, thus cheating nature out of its scornful wrath.
>>37417826I just went by friends recommendations, they probably were different styles
>>37417826No one likes an uppity alcoholic
>>37417801~$11-12 is what it is here for a 6 pack craft beers, and that’s at the slightly pricey store (best selection, though).
>>37417838well i mean that's the problem, craft isn't a style. if you don't like pale ales, for example, then craft pale ales won't taste good. what styles of beer do you like?>>37417839nobody likes me anyway so i might as well be the worst i can possibly be :3
>>37417854You just need haircut.
>>37417847i'm happy for you.
>>37417854Don't get a haircut
I believe the morning sun
>>37417854Idk about styles i like kapuziner, erdinger , paulaner in that order :3
>>37417878okay but those breweries make different styles. for example i love paulaner's doppelbock (salvator).
>>37417869Why Colorado, then?
>>37417893Oh shit here we only have 1 style lemme check which one
>>37417794can you make it clap?
Feet :)
>>37417893It says weissbier is that a style o.o
>>37417872Pedo
>>37417909I’d guess lager, pilsner, or IPA.
>>37417930yes, hefeweizens/weissbiers are great i love them. they are wheat beers, if you like wheat beers then you should look specifically for those when you are shopping for craft beer. was this helpful? please rate 1-5.
How are you doing /gaygen/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXpUn_BHpNM&list=PLtfyIMVjUkNTF-wPSuFSPvDgWUjOTucfa&index=1
>>37417946Yes, 5/5 ur nicer than people say o.o
>>37417946Do you have a pussy or a dick?
>>37417930to add onto that, erdinger and paulaner i recognize as german breweries, german beer is very good, so if you like weissbier i recommend weihenstephaner's hefe weissbier, and one of my all-time favorites, their "vitus" weizenbock.
>>37417936Americans don't understand what words mean
plot twist: tex has never even tried beer in his lifesince he is faking intersex and catfishes straight guys as a hobby it's actually plausible
Cooper cops
>>37417965Ty, will check if they sell it in my shithole country and gibe review o.o
>>37417982where do you live? if you get paulaner and erdinger then i guarantee you'll get weihenstephaner.
>>37417982What country is that?
>>37417974I don't think he ever even lived in Texas and I don't think he lives in Colorado now. He has a Slavic phenotype and the interior of his house from pics he's shown looks more European than American.
>>37418001you are a schizo
>>37417996>>37417997Serbia, the Gods chosen land :3
Will drinking beer make me manlier and put more hair on my chest?t. Straight edge NEET
>>37418008you're closer to germany than i am so i don't see why you wouldn't have access to their beer :3
>>37418001lmfao
>>37418001idk about that. can we just stick to the intersex stuff since he was proven to be lying there
>>37417972>Erm actually its hebephilia you see...Kek
>>37418012no, beer is one of the more questionable "masculine" stereotypes and actually contains a bunch of phytoestrogens (which probably don't even do anything anyway). it's guaranteed to taste like a wet sweaty sock until you've built a palette for it. if you want to look masculine just drink straight whiskey or somethin idk. beer ain't it.
>>37418014We dont get weihenstephaner in regular stores only specialized beer stores , just checked :c
>>37418001>the interior of his house from pics he's shown looks more European than Americanthis really doesnt matter if hes a catfish, the guy whose pics he's using might be european but that doesn't mean he is. BUT i don't think there's been any proof of tex catfishing other than the a pic of a guy's balls he stole from femgen and tried to pass of as himself. face pics could still actually be him, especially if you ascribe to the theory that he is ftm
>>37418038Didn't you say once that drinking beer makes you lactate?
tex is huggable
I was trolling all day and floridian boys like me actually LOVE storms that are as violent as possibleI regret to inform u it isn’t that bad even in the worst areas and if anyone tells you different they’re lying. good night
this is dumb i've posted timestamps before.
>>37418008Ah, can’t help you then other than: consider the spectrum of light/dark and malty/hoppy, you can probably work your palette into that. I could also stir the pot, but not tonight—just not feeling it.
>>37418061until we see your dick timestamped nobody cares
>>37418025For being obsessed with pedophilia, Americans can't even decide on a uniform age of consent. You're a pedophile in California if you date a 16 year old, but not a pedophile if you cross into Nevada with him......oop pedophile again if you cross into Utah, but you're not a pedophile again if you fly to Kansas.
>>37418074wasn't that ass pic stolen from somewhere?
>>37418071Ty, been drinking a bunch recently, might as well learn about my poison o.o
>>37418087yeah it was stolen from a random femboy anon. wasn't timestamped either
tex in 2020https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/17264465/#q17265031>i can lactate after several alcohol benders that raise stress/prolactin but that's it.
>>37418100what do you think it tastes like?
on gaygen either you are on the 'mones or lie about having a penisno middle ground
>>37418084Im not even that obsessed with it, Im just sick of people screeching "BIPEEDDOO" at me because I like twinks because of hebephiles like you making me look bad. Also if Im not mistaken past a certain age engaging in sex with a 16 year old for example would be illegal even if its the AOC in that state but I could be wrong.
>>37418113it tastes like lies since that is obviously him doing some kind of weird sex larp
>>37418126i thought texanon was asexual though
>>37418100Insane that anyone believes these constant retarded larps
>>37418113@Tex answer thisI refuse to believe you haven't tasted it
>>37418125idc have sex bincel
>>37418088That’s a good idea! I did the same many years ago and it helped me understand a lot about my palette—food, drink, etc. it can also helps with cooking a lot.
>>37418142With children? Like you?
most tops would go younger if they could
>>37418166most bottoms would as well
>>37418166>if they couldTops are privilaged to be a minority, they can always trade up just on supply and demand
>>37418166If Im not mistaken one of the most popular gay pornstars was the IRL equivelant to a shota, so probably
>>37418186>IRL equivalent to a shotaLmao
>>37418180Gaygen isnt ready to discuss how many bottoms go after virile 18 and 19 year old tops
>Gaygen>Pedoposting and debates over AoCJfl, what was I expecting
>>37418166the holden pill>>37418180the shiza pill
>>37418211Henlo, what do you wanna talk about
I’m going to head out soon. I have less than half a beer left. Have a good night all!
>>37418151my bf is 18 sorry you're gaydead tho lolnot really
>>37418204why would i want an old top with erectile dysfunction?
>>37418220I thought the Holden pill was steroids and the Shiza pill was estrogen
>>37418261Gn :3
>>37418220>>37418273whatever the holden pill is, just be warned that it contains a lethal dose of fentanyl
>>37418265Source?
>>37417785Halloween :D
today’s bottoms can’t even weave a proper funeral shroud
>>37418012Drink a twisted tea and do a swanton bomb off your roof.
Zzz...
>>37418265Are you possibly an FTM pooner?
>>37418286Killing stalking where a guy kidnaps his twink stalker forces him to crossdress and rape breeds him, very based
>fem twink at work compliments my body everyday>constantly asks me about my workout routine>today he asks if its ok if we work out together>says he's gald i'm cool with him beign gay and talking to himhe thinks i'm straight and doesn't know i'll absolutely destroy his ass. I think i'll play along.
throw me some numbers
Good evening! (*´ω｀*)
>>37418448Haiii uwu
>>37418350dang living the dream anon
>>374184001The number of hellos I give youHello ^-^>>37418455Henlo, Anon. Are you having a good evening?
Bros I just spent half an hour, as every night, talking to the mirror, making funny faces and daydreaming conversaion with people I wish were my friends.How normal is this? Do you think i'm loosing it?I'm so lonely bros :(
>>37417749Foot rating: 4.5/10Too small and slim
>>37418350What the fuck is that picture of Cody Rhodes lol
>>37418490of his shoot massive BWC, yes
>>37418499too bad he’s a race traitor.
its that time of the year again where i appear to say hello, i love you all, youll see me again in another 6 months when ive built up enough lore to be attractive
>>37418563You look like a dork.
>>37418220im pursuing a man 3 years older than me rn but ok girl
i got blowbanged on the dance floor of a night club once
>>37418563Very handsome and love the hat, see you later!
just realized bug and spider are two different ppl uhh
>>37418615spiders are not bugs, but both spiders and bugs are friends. important to know.
>>37418582i am because i do dangerous stuff like riding broncs and getting hurt on purpose, but go off
>>37418645dont get smart with me texy
>>37418665And you’re a country boy, ick.
>>37418645i let the wolf spider chill in my bedroom corner cause he kills the bugs but will go back to his spot, doesnt make a web, but when he moves from his spot for too long one day, he's getting evicted
>>37418671dang i shoulda used this image.
>>37418678i love wolf and grass spiders, they used to visit indoors all the time in texas.
>>37418692but u didn't
>>37418678wolf spiders scare me but are also my favorite, so long as we don't have to cross paths
>>37418677no cuntry boys live in cities with lifted chevy's and tahoes, i live in the middle of nowhere and can actually ride a horse. Your insult was dismissed now look at this cool shit i can do and date me u_u
>>37418700i named mine "cutie-patootie-stay-away-from-fucking-me" the other day :)
>>37418563>>37418665I want to rape you.
>>37418728You couldn't handle this ass dude
>>37418707I don’t man, what else do you bring to the table?
>>37418742wood to keep warm in winter, hunting for food on the table and in the freezer, minor mechanical knowledge, and bottom. Now wheres the ring u_u
>>37418736I could mount you.
>>37418736post it
>>37418753k but like, picnic date first
>>37418751It’ll arrive in 3-5 business days. Please stay active until then X)
>>37418762nuh uh am not gunna
>>37418778long as you somewhat look like ol' Paycheck then ill say yes so i can be the cute house-husband
>>37418588do you lurk and wait for your name to be brought up? annoying pedophile tranny
>>37418892i dont lurk i just check the archive, ppl usually talk about me
>>37418892He is terminally online and has nothing better to do
>>37417785because I can wear comfy clothes
>>37418905you namesearch the archive every day? thats hilariousget a job. and make sure it doesnt involve kids
its ok for shiza to like loli and shota. thats transgender culture
>>37418914well i wanna reply freshly not days after, i have college again next week
>>37418914>and make sure it doesnt involve kidsNobody in Poland would hire a transgender woman to work with children lol
>>37418924i dont like it and i watch porn thats too masculine for the projecting bipedos itt
>>37418925why do you have to see and reply to every post that mentions you in the first place? thats mental illness
>>37418946i dont reply to every post that mentions me, i like seeing what ppl say about me, if that's narcissism i can live with that just fine
>>37418924Remember when she posted shota piss art in the thread and tried to argue it wasn't shota? Then it turned out the pic came from a fujo artist who exclusively draws shota watersports and bestiality porn? She got really mad and started calling everyone "niggers" for not supporting her fetishes
>>37418970joxter was into shota, watersports and bestiality as well. seems to be a common trifecta in transgender women
>>37418970im not arguing abt this for the 20th time aeons later, if thats ur headcanon go ahead
>>37418974they get into piss as a substitute for female ejaculation since it is impossible for them
>>37418974they get into dogs as a substitute for straight men since straight men don't want to have sex with them
i need to get fucked like a bitch
>>37419046Samee
I'm into shota, watersports and feet. I guess that last one being different means I just barely missed trooning out.
Thinking I’m going to become one of those people who buys all sorts of random trinkets off amazon. I wonder what I should buy next. I’m gonna get a foot bath.
I was really into shota when I was 12-15 and I was scared as hell that I was a pedo kek
RIP Shochan.org
Going with this one. It seems like the biggest one and it says up to size 13 for males, mine are 15 but hopefully it will be ok.
>>37419227I like giant boys tbhdesu
>>37419342
Tfw anus looks like this after using my big dildo
where do I find a gay in denial to powerbottom
>>37418645Spiders and bugs are friends, not food hehe
>>37419385fleas and mosquitos deserve to be burned to death, but yea spiders are fine i guess
>>37418703>>37418588https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasha_Nekrasovayou're so cool
>>37419433why are u linking her wikipedia articlei know who i stan and everyone should too!
>>37419463Does she have a butt chin or is that a mole?
i wish to feel the full weight of another man on top of me, as he takes me.
>>37419477mole
...Its like you can tell no one in these threads laugh except the sociopaths. Wow.
>>37419494I smile sometimes
i cant stop farting ;_;
penis is too powerful, therein lies the danger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiaTmpW-PrE
>>37419705I hope you fart til your asshole falls out
>>37419737It'll fall out on its own with time I can't stop making such jokes at bottoms expense, why tho
>>37419705what do they smell likeasking for a friend
>>37419757cabbage... ;_;
i'm not ashamed to admit it. i want to know what another guy's ballsack smells like, up-close, with my nose pressed up against it so i can get the biggest whiff. ssssnffff
>>37418665cute
Part of me wants to be Nadia’s husband but part of me wants to be skunk’s wife
>>37419777Im ashamed to admit it, but its true
>>37419845Who is Nadia?
>>37419880shiza/nym
>>37419886Oh yes. I like her black girl arc tbhon
it is 5:30am and I'm eating white chocolate chips with Sunkist for breakfast
>>37419910yoom
>>37419910Y r u not eeping?
A good bottom knows how to keep her top happy
>>37418350i wish that happened to me so badly
why you dont have this?
>>37419951god I hate faggots
>>37419927my sleep schedule is flipped and I'm also very high
>>37419966why
>>37419984internal homophobia
>>37419985omg me too :3 hiii!!
>>37419951I don't need anybody in my zone
who is the most internally homophobic faggot here
>>37419770Are you actually eating cabbage? Im only asking because Id like to know how you are eating. Cabbage, taters and some ham would be a good start.
>>37419994Me
>>37419927A better question is why he is eating that for breakfast.
>>37419994considering I can be openly a gay faggot on 4chan and then have to draw the chud face on anywhere else I'm a big contender
>>37419951Im a shut in and also not a Chad, so I will never have a cute bf to do normal things with.
>>37420002Hes high
>>37420002I haven't been hungry for like actual food much lately so getting some type of calories in
Would you date/fuck a guy you used to babysit as a teen? Asking for a friend.
Number one, your question is: what is your biggest mistake?>THE BIGGEST BEEF STEAK
>>37419994id probably count in some way
>>37420020Why not
>>37420019Well please get some healthier food for lunch or your insides wont work right, at a minimum. A well made sandwich, soup and salad at least. Or better if you can.
>>37420035coffee counts as a food and that gives me an idea.
>>37420029And hat if he is twelve years younger?
>>37420053If hes legal ye
I like my guys how I like my coffee. Latino ;-)
>>37420068what the fuck is a latino coffee
>>37420068Full of sugar?
>>37420069Coffe made with Latino coffee beans. I only drink coffee made with Brazilian coffee beans actually
>>37420047Idw you to get sick. For lunch have a hearty sandwich and good soup.
>>37420069It has cream on top but if you lift it it's brown down below
gay stuff too hotunfair
>>37420090pidzer maybe but like later though
I loved coffee even as a kid. I saw the movie "Romancing the Stone" set in Columbia and became obsessed with the country and everything in it. I used to pretend the forests around my home was a jungle. Even had a real leather Indiana Jones type hat. (Later I got into James Bond and was a 'Russian spy', spent fortunes on gadgets)
>>37420106Just make sure its got lots of good stuff on it.
i like my guys how i like my coffeechilled and costing £3.60 with the tesco meal deal
>>37420118unholy amounts of red pepper
>>37420079shut up fat fuck
>>37420119Tesco meal deal is £4
>>37420131damn that sucks
being friends with a middle eastern cashier at a gas station is like the modern equivalent of the Aladdin merchant except he doesn't sell lamps he sells fake mushroom chocolate bars
>>37420079>I only drink coffee made with Brazilian coffee beans actuallyImpossible not to read this in a flamer's voice
And that's on periodt
black with a little cream if you catch my drift
...Can I take a moment to beg you guys to please not drink energy drinks besides coffee? I am really worried about what that garbage is going to do to your bodies the way people swill it down. It cant possibly be safe in such constant quantities. You guys have enough food problems as it is without being guinea pigs for some beverage conglomerate. They'd sell you radioactive camel piss if they could get away with it to make a buck. You deserve better than that and can do better. All that stuff is garbage. Same with most of your bottled and canned coffees.
They did the mash They did the monster mash
>>37420147I was friends with an Iraqi. He had some really interesting takes on homosex that you would either love or hate, depending on your views. He was funny af too.
Drinking peach wine mixed with apple brandy and apple cider with hot pizza pocket on the side. Feels good youtube
>>37420157Is red bull with 0 sugar bad?
>>37420156>my bumble matches from 2022I swear It was mostly chubby hippie black women and pe teacher built guys thrown in twink curse
>>37420172Its not the worst, but I take some issue with the delivery of caffeine and artificial sweeteners. As with most preservatives and additives, its not so much the substances as the repeated ingestion of them. You could do worse. I just wouldnt make it a habit or routine. I would say the same of any soda but added synthetics is a bit worse.
fuck being vers
>>37420201Ur a bottom tho
will bottom for Arizona tea
>>37420215Addict
Will tongue punch your pipeline for Monster Pipeline Punch
>>37420201You couldn’t top to save your life
does gaygen like southeast asians?
>>37420223mango makes me GAY
>>37420171Compared to some of the stuff I am reading itt a hot pocket might actually be an improvement. They arent as heavy on preservatives of concern as one might think. Its mostly an issue of empty calories, but thats mostly a dough issue, not specific to the item.
>>37420231You mean Indians?
>>37420215>Arizona teaSo much sugar, HFCS even.
>>37420204my problem is the bottom aspect of being versI don't want that side>>37420229untrueI have a functional dick and thrusting ability
>>37420231Yeah I love ladyboys
>>37420233bring back the fucking metal sleeve I want to keep putting metal in the microwave without the consequences of my actions
>>37420231Some Laotian femboy bullied me in school, he literally wore a skirt to school kek its so over.
>>37420242sounds like that stands for a big word so gonna ignore what that means cause that's gay as fuck
>>37420239viets malaysians etc
>>37420243Why do u dislike it? Is it cuz of what other ppl say about bottoms?
>>37420269why do you think I'm a bottom in denial id just rather top
>>37420232Valid>>37420271You just give off massive bottom vibes
I dont know what a laotian is
>>37420262High Fructose Corn Syrup, or 'the devil's sugar'. Diabetes express, basically.
>>37420274no I dont
>>37420280Make a straspoll and post it here and let gaggen decide
>>37420278yeah when I'm like old and twink dead but who cares about post twink death things
>>37420287Strawpoll*
lolhttps://x.com/RT_com/status/1839617749900750860
>>37420292Well a bad diet makes it happen faster, is all Im sayin'...
>>37420309>lolyeah lol faggot not clicking the xitter link
>>37420318Its funny
>>37420319I'm gonna fuck your dad and make him call me your name and I'm unplugging your router
>>37420324Hot
>>37420268viets have nothing to do with malaysiansI like viets but not malaysians
I make sure to click every single link posted here
>>37420277its what americans use to masturbate their pps because they have no foreskin
>>37420360https://youtu.be/6VMRAGxjOoA?si=xzhl98t2l7CBI3rA
>>37420362I thought that was just a movie thing lmao
>>37420368i have no idea i just wanted to post something stupid
>>37420367More
>>37420309>>37420318>And that’s when it started raining poo. Globules of human waste splattered over windshields and a number of unfortunate passing pedestrians. The horrible cloud blanketed the road in a fine poo mist as clumps continued to rain down from the heavens. At the base of the eruption, the most foul, evil liquid seeped out of the ground, flooding the road and creating a vile lake of boiling excrement of Talmudic proportions. Local authorities have said that no one was injured in the poo explosion, but that appears to be of little solace to those caught in its putrid aftermath. As one driver put it: ‘I'm drenched in poo, my car is splattered yellow. It's ruined.’>The mother of all cleanup operations is now underway.There was an explosion of sewage and rain of shit in china basically :P
>>37420362Lmfao
>>37420377everyone knows about chinas fascination with human waste I've seen way too many mythical creatures boiled in Walmart bags to forget
>>37420392Have u heard lf sewer oil?
>>37420397yeah main ingredient for deep fried bones in mystery sauce
>>37420405Mmmmm fried bones
what did you have for breakfast, gigi? i had a poppy seeded bagel with butter, cereal, a croissant and a cuppa coffee :3
>>37420425>cuppaIm stealing that. I had a tortilla with hummus, spinach, egg, cheese, salami :3
>>37420441>Im stealing thatand I stole that from the Brits lol
>>37420425some brain disease from some entity I was having a staring contest with at the edge the woods behind my backyard, but I think the sickness died of hungry and also I had a red bull
>>37420166let me guess "its only gay if you bottom and dont have a beard"
>>37420456>I had a red bullred bull is puke, anon
How does a masc straight seeming guy show that he's a bottom?I'm a 5'3 masc trans guy and I recently found out I'm bi. I've been going to gay bars and it's been really nice! People telling me I'm cute, freedom to look at cute guys. My problem is I give off straight more dom vibes. I curse a lot, havr a deeper voice, a beard. But I really feel like a huge sub. All I want is for a guy twice much stronger than me to fuck my brains out. But maybe these guys are just not into me because they think im not a bottom. Are there any subtle ways to show that I'm subby?
>>37420471Fuck you buddy
>>37420309>RT/Russia Today>"... a road in China just suffered explosive diarrhea, the likes of which is not normally seen outside the more repugnant 4chan greentexts."
>>37420425i fatly ate a whole bag of junk food after dinner last night so skipping breakfastgonna take some french bread with peanut butter for lunch (cause its about to go stale)
>>37420475>5'3 >mascKek
>>37420476no
>>37420471a little but caffeine withdrawals hit me so desperate measures:333
>>374204712 Girls 1 Bull
>>37420475wear poonerwear, tell them you like pooner comics
more like notinteresting
>>37420487one cup is not gonna do any harm. it's better than chugging on that junk drink all day long
anyone who has a bf is not allowed to post here
>>37420459Not exactly. It wasnt that anglo hyper-articulate or memey. Idr it all, but what I remember most was his horrified wife (one of two, the white one) blushing and running inside while he was giving cat-calls to a long haired skater twink passing by and cackling like mad at her reaction. From what I can tell, they make a distinction between doing homosex and living as 'gay'. One is having salad, the other is in-your-face vegan, the latter being the point of conflict.
>>37420507That would be nice, i hate people being happy
>>37420482>Mandarin duckWhat a lovely animalI like all ducks, but I am especially fond of exotic ones like wood ducks and mandarins.Hope the Haitians dont find them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1qmQe6XJf8
>>37420507so stop posting
Was he a gaycel?
>>37420576All serial killers r gay/trans reppers
Lmao these niggas have dainty princess feet
>>37420495drag her
>>37420516Well guess what, i will keep on being happy no matter what. No one can bring me down.
>>37420596I will piss on your plushies
>>37420596you are deranged
New>>37420619>>37420619>>37420619
>>37420287nogaygen, do I give bottom or top or vers vibes
>>37420627Bratty bottom
>>37420549theres different kinds of ducks??
