/lesgen/ is the lesbian general for all cis and trans lesbians to discuss lesbian relationships and topics. All wlw welcome to participate in lesbian discussion.Please keep /lesgen/ discussion focused on wlw (women loving women). Trans discussion not relevant to the lesbian experience—dysphoria spiraling, starting HRT, passing, and validation—is better suited for the multitude of trans-related threads on the board. Topics related to personal drama, including but not limited to tripfags or discord, are also not relevant. Bad faith posting, such as gloating about cis4cis exclusivity, is unwelcome. Please report and ignore any and all rule breakers!>QOTT: Do you own guns?FAQ>Am I lesbian or bisexual?Lesbians are women exclusively attracted to women. Bi women are welcome to post here about being wlw as well.>Are genital preferences valid?Sexual orientation is innate and we can’t choose what sex characteristics we’re attracted to. However, discussing how much you dislike a certain set of genitals can be rude and disrespectful. In the same vein, shaming others for their attraction or lack thereof is also disrespectful. Bee kind.tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/%2Flesgen%2Fdiscord: https://discord.gg/RnfrxuV3dgpreviously >>38121939
I love when my cis gf tells me how giant I am and how she is so tiny and small compared to me.
>>38133459I own my gf and she owns guns so yes.
>>38133471brutal
>>38133459I love this picture so much>QOTTI'm am*rican so of course I do
lol @ the insecure babytrans mad I like taller women. y’all would date a much taller woman in a heartbeat. not every tall woman hates her height.
ill eat every funny post ive ever made the day that the made up character known as lago dates another "cis woman"
>>38133519I have in the past and I’ve been with my gf, the only trans woman I’ve ever dated, for 6 years and we’re getting married when she immigrates here. This is a dumb reply.
>>38133504TRUE I love being tall and if I were a real woman I would love dating a shorter woman who wanted date and climb a tall woman
>>38133519nothing wrong with chasers
>>38133540This was based until you said “real woman” and ruined it. :/
I want my real-girl gf to ride on my hulking shoulders like this and point out the rape hons and bad men shed like me to destroy for her while whispering in my ear what a beautiful big girl i am
>>38133567okayyy JordanI thought stacker was taller than you tho
>>38133564fine>TRUE I love being tall and I would love dating a shorter woman who wanted to date and climb a tall woman
>>38133573im not jordan, but she is one of my main artistic inspos
>>38133581it shows
Luz blackmailed me for nudes by threatening to out me to my family.
luz is the best kisser ive ever had the pleasure of being with, what a stud
idk I'm tall af and dating a shortie and I love the height difference. it's so fun I can put my head on top of her head and put my arm around her shoulder.
I take my short height anger out on beautiful giant women by turning them into subby creatures, devoid of thoughts, on the ground where they belong.
>>38133605You've never kissed anyone Luz.
>>38133627I love/hate this. It makes me incredibly horny and angry enough to think of a future punishment. But it’s also sweet and intimate.
>>38133634Jordan kissed her
>>38133504lol @ ur life
>QOTT: Do you own guns?I sure do.
>>38133649cucked guns
>>38133659Only the magazines are cucked!
>>38133679My rabbits take their anger out on me! They bite my boobs until I get up and get them pellets!!
>>38133639that was only on the cheek
>>38133709which set of cheeks lol
>posting photos of your guns onlineI will survive "the incident" because I have better opsec
it's kinda funny hiw bnuy cried about caca supporting trumo and yet he is a slave to the right wing gun lobby
>>38133747the anarcho whatevers like guns though it's not right wing anymore that's old bleeding heart stuff
>>38133776This. I'm an anti-authoritarian.
>>38133735at least where I live the government has to know about every gun I own after I pass a background check, plus the corporations own all of my location and finance data as well as tracking info on where I spend my time and what I post, so I guess I don't see how it matters>>38133747the gun industry is making bank off of scared lefties like that (and like me) arming up
I hate this cope that you shouldn't try to hide your activity and protect your information because we're already tracked and scanned everywhere we go. You're basically just deciding to give up and put your head in the sand.
>>38133839you could make that argument for a lot of things, but guns literally registered with state and federal government agencies?
>>38133853so fucking what stop advertising to strangers that you own a bunch of guns. do you even understand the gravity of gun ownership or are they just toys to you? not really the political climate to be playing around anymore anon
>>38133789>the gun industry is making bank off ofyeah every industry is making bank off of the panic. ools. Fools trying to buy the illusion of control and safety from the people who own them.bnuy will never immigrate btwlago will never get married :)
>>38133776>it's not right wingit's a left wing larp over a right wing worldview babe
>>38133905I hope thry get married and move here :D
>>38133886>not really the political climate to be playing aroundwhat do you think could actually happen as a result of a social media post in the kinds of worst case scenarios you're imagining that would not already have been a foregone conclusion because of that scenario coming about in the first place?
dang bnuy u better let ur parents know it’s over between us bc of some schizo on 4chan
>>38133886>so fucking what stop advertising to strangersWhat's the matter? Are you jealous of my $7000 rifle collection? Don't have your own guns to flex?
>>38133925le right wing worldview is protecting your life with guns? lawl
>>38133935NOOOO
>>38133948>>38133936I don't have any guns, fedgirl. Boating accident.
>>38133942right wing worldview is playing stupid when you are called out :)
>>38133955You basically just admitted to having guns that you don't want to tell me about because you couldn't keep your mouth shut. Fail.
>>38133948im sorry… show ur mom the post… let her know it was nice knowing ur family…
>>38133960Not in my state. There are plenty of lawful ways to defend yourself with a gun. Maybe if you live somewhere with no rights you get in trouble sucks 2 suck friend
>>38133968PLEASE RECONSIDER...
>>38133968wago hypothetically if you were to still move here where would you go :D Duluth???
>pie issue
>>38133982I’d most likely have to live around Minneapolis because I need to live near a bunch of medical/research hubs for my career. I’m going to apply to the U of MN for grad school, but I’m open to other universities. I’m considering Chicago too.
>>38134004chicago is spr nice too I hear, but the mayo clinic is big deal here in mn it makes sense if u wanna pursue some kind of medical research situation.. :D
>>38133995laffers show us your boobs we'll let you know if they're too big or small or need some saline pumped in
bnuy would never be part of an armed left wing militia, because he is a slave to the right wing worldview of individual gun ownership as an expression of liberty. This is symbolic to the right hence the feeling of being "cucked" when they take the precious guns away. It has next to nothing to do with protection. He was cucked the moment he let a rich man sell him rifled snake oil in exchange for complacency. >What's the matter? Are you jealous of my $7000 rifle collection? Don't have your own guns to flex?lol such revolution much freedom
>>38134033Yeah, or genetic counseling because genetics is a challenge. And I know U of MN has a genetic counseling program I could do before grad school.
>>38134049Is everything ok at home?
It's always bizarre to see somebody who I don't know having a meltdown over me on 4chan.
>>38134049The smartest thing by far would be to never talk about militias online or ever interact with people that talk like this. Don't take the bait. The feds get people on racketeering all the time it's no joke.
>>38134049if you're some kind of heccin revolutionary with a bunch of ghost guns you're not posting about that on 4chan, because if you were doing that you'd be a fed or getting got by them very soon for doing the kinds of things they actually care about - me? I'm just a 'murrican with a rich family history of rednecks and personal arsenals indulging in the half-truth of the self-defense culture and mythos of independence built up in our country
>>38134082welcome to my world
>>38134102you should pump them full of goop and make them super huge and heavy
>"the pie incident"
>>38134049>misgenderingseems like you're the right wing one
>>38134156grim
lago moment
>The Applecalypse
>>38134213moment made and certified exclusively for lago
>this threadgrim
>>38134234sorry bubs, my thread, my rules!
>>38134112This lolPeople who get all ticked off over posting pics of your guns clearly don't have their thumb on the heart of American rural cultureWe're aren't trying to be le revolutionaries we just have guns it's a way of life and we aren't hiding it
>>38134245That character isn’t even trans, and they’re both cute. Tall girl is just severely awkward.
Hi dykes
>>38134257Tbh it is by far the most c4t coded couple in any manga
>>38134274I can at the very least relate to finding tall awkward women deeply attractive and feeling a strong urge to force myself into their lives.
>>38134314why?
>>38134325I have family problems.
>>38133504Tru but it kinda feels mean to a person big.. especially a woman.. especially especially a trans girl.. unless she says she likes it.Tall.. not big.“Good hugger” not broad..Cuddly not fat.Soft not heavy.Etc
>>38134213I couldn’t finish it at some point i just started sobbing and fell asleep lol
>>38134347I’m not flirting with anyone here. The only person I’m referring to that reads my posts is my gf. I wouldn’t be interested in someone who’s offended by my choice of words anyway because they’d be insecure about it which is not nice to deal with, to say the least!
>>38134365Why’d it make you sob?
my gf pets me and calls me good girl/boy
>QOTTno, but i would if i could. though i guess i'm glad i don't because i probably would have shot myself years ago
>>38133504Why would I be mad you date taller women? You’re a dom so that basically disables the brainwormsI wouldn’t even be mad if you were a sub and liked tall women but it’d probably make me feel a little wormy and sad since I can’t find a dom woman anywhere
>>38134325If you’re seriously asking, I’m too empathetic. Not in a good way - idk why people brag about that as a trait, it’s exhausting. I’ve been doing that since I was a kid, before I even understood that I was attracted to these girls. Maybe some of it is broken bird, in which I’m trying to help someone so I avoid thinking of myself and my own shitty home life back then.>>38134413Last thread had a few.
>le empath
>>38134377I don’t want to be tall
Threadly reminder that I would very much like a cis asian gf.
>>38134486lago do you kick or ban people for inactivity in the discord? I can't join it, I remember joining like ages and ages ago but I never really said anything in it
>>38134511Yeah, I think it’s a stupid thing to brag about. Wanting to instantly cry because someone is upset is fucking draining.>>38134563Yeah, no lurkers. Lurkers get banned after their second kick for inactivity.
>>38134486Idk it feels like when im on Her 19/20 of the women there give off submissive vibes
>>38134592huh, I swear I only joined it once, I'm the girl who posted that voca earlier
>>38134597I meant last thread had a few insecure posters. haha I joined Her recently out of curiosity and the selection in the Midwest was fine obv for me, but a lot of them seemed too sensitive or they wanted a third.>>38134607Username? Idk who this is so I can’t say what’s going on. You should be able to join, but you have to pick roles to see the server. I think there’s a rules pop up you gotta agree to too.
>>38134640Idk I'm using the link from the OP thread and it says 'invite invalid'
>>38134654Message me on discord, my username is the same as my name here.
>>38134486I'm not judging you, I get it. I have lots of childhood trauma I deal with quietly and privately and I'm aware it influences who I'm attracted to. At this point my life experiences are so married to who I am as a person I'm just rolling wih it.. .
>Lurkers get banned after their second kick for inactivity.gross 00s forum moderator powertrip energy
>>38134679why should you be allowed to lurk
>>38134679Bitch I do this for free and have zero interest in owning a giant server full of shitstirrers. Make your own with zero moderation and enjoy that for yourself.
But also early 2000s forums were so kino, I miss them. RIP
>>38134701where do you think you are this is 4chan>>38134770ok I agree with this but I think you get my point even if we see it differently
this is le heccin 4chan!!
I first learned about lesbians on those old forums. sigh
It took longer than I thought to find an intelligent cute job-having educated woman who is emotionally available. I can't stop day dreaming about how I'm going to spoil her. She's so cute when she's nervous. Excited to be treated like a subby femme, which is extra adorable. She said she's switchy so I'll have fun teasing the dominant side out of her. Eventually. For now I'm having a lot of fun with how excited she is to get used. She uses :3 and other text emojis. So damn cute.
I wish that I was one of those smart trans girls and not the dumb onesIt genuinely hurts knowing every nerd has bullied me in life
>>38134884sometimes I wish I had the money making autism that techtrannies have instead of the autism that makes you a lazy retard that makes shitty art :(
i canceled my date with a hot tall cis woman bc of some discord girl and im so sad why am i so dumb why would i trust some online girl i could have been REARRANGING GUTS DAMNIT
>>38134912I don't even have that...im just completely worthless and oldPlus ur arts probably not shitty
>>38134927Wow yeah what the fuck is that self sabotage. Try to fix it.
trying to convince my gf to masturbate me while wearing a velvet glove
>>38134950i made the mistake of trusting an avoidant girl to not be avoidant. unfortunately i think the situation is unfixable i lied and told the cis girl i wasnt ready to go on dates at the time and im pretty sure shes been seeing some guy for the last month. i just wish i wasnt so damn horny and such an idiot AAAAAAA
>>38134884I used to date "dumb" girls. Very sweet. But there was a power dynamic I didn't like. I couldn't get her to respect herself more, so she'd have anxious and depressive episodes often. She'd make silly mistakes and I was expected to clean it up for her. The helplessness was something I grew to resent. So now I'm into intelligent chicks. I'm highly attracted to women who have achieved things, but have a hint of imposter syndrome which keeps them grounded. I've made a lot of friends like this. It's my type I guess. I want to surround myself with smart sensitive people. They're more likely to challenge me when I'm being a retard. I trust their judgement. I feel more supported.
>>38134981Yeah don't torture yourself with this online girl. It seems to be influencing your quality of life in a big way. Try again with someone local. You'll probably get distracted enough by real world things you'll spend less time thinking about the avoidant online girl. I don't get over women easily myself. I tend to stew on things. Need to distract myself or I'll ruin my days over and over again with negative thoughts. Chatting with new women until you get that spark that makes you want to ask them out is what knocks me out of it.
making soft chewy flatbreads today~
>>38135013yeah thats the plan im just especially feeling like an idiot rn since we both have today off work and if i wasnt an idiot we could be kissing each other rn lol
>>38135080If you could pull one you can pull more. You got this babe.
>>38134991Did you really have to post this I was having a nice day
I voted :)
>>38135216Btw turnout isn't high enough so if you're Irish by any chance go cast your vote... Lower turnout usually leads to more schizos, the loonies never fail to vote so neither should you.
>>38135208Hey, if I spent the last week studying intensely for a big test, and you pop a tire on the car I let you borrow (which you dented and scratched to hell), would you call me scared and demand I fix the problem while I'm literally walking into the test room? You are intimately familiar with my schedule. If you're not dumb enough to do that to your partner, you'll be fine. She would pull this kind of stuff fairly often. Tried to dodge major events we had to go to because of anxiety. Like weddings. It was too much.
>>38135261>>38135216I voted for sinn fein, also being an irish lesbian is so fucking shitty
>>38135280No, I wouldn’t do that I’d call roadside assistance. And if that wasn’t an option I’d wait my ass for you to be finished with your test. Or for a good samaritan to help me get the spare on. Or just youtube how to do it if the tool’s in the trunk.But anxious and depressed episodes, teetering on the edge of avoiding something like a wedding? Absolutely
>>38135261I want to visit Ireland so badly. Wish there were still more natural areas but the coasts are rugged and beautiful. I want to try local Irish foods and drink with locals willing to tell stories I only half understand. I want them to make me look like a gullible fool with their wits and jokes. Good hiking, food, drink and company. I think I can find it all in Ireland.
>>38135261schizos rule the world.
>>38135366>company
>>38135411No good company in Ireland? :(
>>38135282Being Irish is the best but living in Ireland is like being boiled alive every day.>>38135366If not for the pubs and the majority of us being sound this country would be pure shite.get urself a breakfast roll and listen to pat shortt while u eat it lole living in 2007 again.
>>38135475I can't seem to find anyone.>>38135485how do you find dating in Ireland? It seems so shit to me, I'm so jealous of Americans tthat can just find people from 4chan or discord
>>38135552The last few years I've spent focusing on my career, I think I do better on my own so I've not wanted to get involved with datingIt's definitely a bad country for it though but so are most other places desu
>>38135585real
What the fuck. I get a girl I really like and suddenly my HER blows up with new hot women. But dang I'm really into this girl. I'm going to delete the apps. Who knows if it goes to shit or not, I'm going to focus on one woman at a time. There's definitely some women I'd like to be friends with but something about this feels off. Yeah I'm going to delete em. Only been one date, but I'm feeling good. She gets my full attention. I'm probably setting myself up for another big hurt but whatever. This feels better.
Is this true ladies?
>>38135688you post like empath patrick bateman
>>38135704I lack empathy the only emotion I feel is self pity
>>38135726Thanks? It's my special blend of autism. I want to be a good person very, very badly. Constantly disappointing myself. I can do better. People deserve better. It's one of my things I get stuck on when anxious.
>>38135704true but men are worse
I wish I was an anime girl ugh I hate being 3d
>>38135838im totally gonna find someone next year
>>38135933yeah anon I believe in youyou deserve it
prison c4t diaries day ???we went to the mall and she made me buy a harry potter box collection
>>38136181that reminds me.. should I become penpals with an incarcerated transwoman and interview her and put the interview in my zine
i can't believe luz was bitterhon all along
>>38136793that's mean, to both me and luz for very different reasons
Nobody wants a bitterhon gf :(
>well worn butthole gf
is mental laziness a real thing? i realized its my biggest obstacle
>>38137057yes and you can work on it
>>38137082i feel like its my first real obstacle i never really went to school excapt high school and i cheated my way through that
>>38137024>bitterhole gf
>>38137094Dopamine is the chemical that causes you to feel motivation towards goals, you could just be depressed
>>38136181Break up with her
TFW no gf because nobody likes the employed anymore
>>38137550you should've stayed gone you stupid faggot
>>38137645Get new material
>>38137024butterhole
>coworker who everyone says looks like me is flirting with medamn, too bad I’m not my type because that would be so based
butterhon gf
She bought me dessert but tummy hort…
goes on a date with a cis woman (of any age):>she makes me pay for everything>only shares the tab if I politely askgoes on a date with a younger trans woman:>she makes me pay for everything>only shares the tab if I politely askgoes on a date with a older trans woman:>she proactively shares the tab>insists on paying stuff for me
>>38138131My gf pays for most things because I’m a college student and work part time while she makes $75K a year. I usually spoil my friends when I can or at least pay for my portion. It’s awkward owing people something.It is aggravating when a friend invites you somewhere expensive knowing you’re broke as hell tho. Doesn’t really happen so much now that I’m older.
>>38138168hmm I wonder which one of you cis and which one is trans
>>38138190Yaaa I wonder which one of us grew up in Latina with a single mom in poverty and which one grew up white & middle class with two supportive parents. :^)
>>38137688you. should have. stayed. gone. stupid. faggot.
>>38137519
>>38138259Well chasers?
if I were a hot she/her twinkhon I would be having lesbian piv with cisf chaser girlpussy using my girlcock, but alas I am not
>>38138168oh yea I'm nooticing
I'm a sad old lady that pities herself
>>38139249same :(
>>38139254Maybe I should try to achieve just one dream I'm a loser
>>38139260OOOOOOONIONS UUNNNN PERDADOR
>>38139274Huh
>>38137527I will, but only when I get a weird tranny to love
girlpussy
>>38139249>>38139254What is this the useless loser general? Did I open /ulg/ on accident?
>>38134102>>38133995>>38133960>laffers banned>her posts wiped>all she did was talk about pie and ask if she should put whipped cream on the pie
>>38140597lol cream pie
>tfw no gf or friends or mom to praise me for anything everLife is literally so hard for me
It is raining and overcast in the World of Wacraft. I have to kill bears and spiders for my quest.
>>38140814comfy cozers
only my gf understands my love oftrain
>>38140835>>38140868She made me buy an antique train operator manual from the 1950s that was in the local army surplus store and I send it to her in the mail
>>38140881you and I will ride an old train car with dinner and then go to a model train museum thank u
Found a Sagefish school so now I'm fishing again. I can cook these.
if you've ever seen luz swear at an inanimate object or a concept then you'd understand how dangerous and crazy he is
>>38140914i heard her horrid screeching on speaker phone once but jordan won't post it again despite being 'here to please'
>>38140597grim
so do i learn italian or japanesei really really really like how japanese sounds and it would be useful for media but i'm feeling a strange sense of italian ancestral pride lately and it's so close to spanish which i'm already learning
>>38141019nihongo
would do anything for a gf who mistreats me and sees me as inferior because i'm autistic
>>38141101Is shit like this a Larp or do y'all genuinely want abusive relationships
>>38141104nta but i certainly do
>>38141104i have a bit of an ableism fetish...
>ableism fetish
>would do anything for a gf who mistreats me and sees me as inferior because i'm autistic>god i hate men because they mistreat me and see me as inferior because i'm autistic
>>38141108>luz lets jordan and dadcrusher abuse her on purposegrim
>>38141104these are not good people Jan
peekaboo you fucks you
I have a stack of big bear meat in my inventory and once I complete this quest I am going to receive a recipe to cook them into steaks. YAHOOO!!
>>38141160>big bear meat/gaygen/ is that way
>>38133459Man I want to fuck a lesbian in front of her girlfriend, it'd be hot.
Why aren't you lesbians trying to eat laf's rot pocket? She's a woman with a vagoo.
>>38141424>>38141424isn't she trans? She looks pretty enough to be cis but trolls don't usually spend so much time misgendering cis women.
Am sad Reese's didn't have any donuts candy bars Hershey's for my breakfast will have to get a whole chocolate pie for lunch worried Abt srs i farted loudly on the bus and may have torn my pussy will schedule with Dr Shekelgrabber later for revisionThink i can rail this percocet 10 in one bump? Pls reply or have kms
>we hate laf so much we are gonna emulate her posts it's okay to admit you have a crush boys
Hey Faggots,My name is Jonathan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>38141476HI Jonathan. why does your nose look like a pigs snout?
>>38141440>isn't she trans?
>>38141483I got bogged :(
>>38141486this picture is fucking disgusting. do non-vegans really see this flesh and think "yum"?
ahhh another beautiful transphobia-free morning in lago's lesgen
>>38141490What exactly do you expect lago to do?
>>38141491I expect her to do absolutely nothing because there is nothing to do. The thread is picture perfect.
I don't understand why people blame lago for one schizophrenic anon bullying Laf on this anonymous image board
>>38141525Who is blaming lago? I am actually AGREEING with lago. This gen is absolutely perfect with no transphobia whatsoever.
i'm afraid of puppets
>>38141555
>>38141580arent you dadcrushers former puppet and jordans current puppet
>>38141586Lago is the best poster and always right, sorry if that triggers you kid
>>38141618>>38141555false flag poster. nobody is saying the gen is perfect and has 0 transphobia. nobody is excusing the trolls who do post transphobic stuff like misgendering laf.
>>38141642trvkethanks to vigilant posters like you lesgen has never been better
> be me> wake up after 16 hrs due to ssri> see obsessed anon spamming my 2021 pre nose reconstruction picBruh. I feel a tad bad for that person thoGm all. Anyways, I'm leaning towards buying whipped cream for my pie. I'll have some leftover whipped cream tho. What else is it yummy with? Maybe I'll get a cherry pie later in the week and use the remaining whipped cream on that. I'm worried I contorted and deformed shoulders by sleeping on my side. I'm worried about getting a dowager's hump from bad posture. I might mess with it when I replace my boobs. Still stressed that boobs r too small or bad but is tbd.
will women dislike me if I have phismosis
>>38141716You have said so many times you would stop doing this. You didn't even slow down. You never, ever keep your promises.
>>38141580Imagine killing a pimp and getting away with it. I wanted to kill my black neighbor so bad. Guy was a pimp who hooked his gf and used to beat her and was a bully. Yet you can't kill bad ppl apparently.
>>38141762Just make really racist posts on an anonymous imageboard. That will solve everything.
>>38141777That's what your dumbass took away from my post, 'racism'.
>>38141784Just make really angry suicidal posts on an anonymous imageboard. That will solve everything.
>>38141794ok, but I'm angry and suicidal. what do you suggest then
exactly. I'm not the bad guy.
>>38141741Ah well by "this" so you meaning posting? I wanted to leave but I was bored and lonely on thanksgiving so I came back. Sorry :((>>38141762Reminds me of my dad a bit except whiteWhipped creM? Are my boobs too small/bad?
>>38141850Your dad wasn't a Blood and a pimp larfy tarfy lol. Wot teh actual jeez>Whipped creamYes>Are my boobs too small/bad?I never saw them lewd, but they looked nice to me. Good size, nice proportion.
>>38141873Ok I'll buy some whipped cream and such. I'll have with the pie ;)I'm worried they're too small and bad but I am torn Abt whether to try to mess with them nowish or in a year or two when I have to replace anyways
>>38141891Pie and whipped cream is very important. You've made the right choice. Your boobs were never small looking to me, they were just the right size from what I could tell, the way they appeared in your pics. I can't give you advice on your boobs, they're your boobs. If you're not happy with them, then that's something to consider but I think you judge yourself too harshly. You were always a fun girl larfy, and I'm glad to see your alright. Don't get too many surgeries, get kitties and gf and dreems instead.
I have to postpone the date I had planned today. I can't stop thinking about her. She has such a cute laugh. Kinda bummed but I know I'm being impatient. So help me out lesbos. What would your ideal date with a futch be like? She wants to make you feel special and femme.
I love having large naturals
>>38141762look i'm not exactly street smart or anything but i'm sure there's a few other avenues you could take before resorting to murder. tip off law enforcement maybe? if ur mind goes straight to murder murder murder kill kill kill mode then go seek therapy honestly.
>>38141935seek therapy is the new seek godyou may seek but you will never find salvation
>>38141928Can I see them? >>38141935Ty but you're not street smart. I had to call security on them for loud parties that were keeping me from being able to sleep, and they figured out who called and threatened to kill me, and poured urine and vomit on my patio multiple times. You may have a big heart, but you don't understand the underbelly of life. The issue is resolved now, the dumbass pimp was in a police standoff that he caused, and we got evacuated from my apartment, and they sprayed him with tear gas until he came out. He had a machine gun and a 9 mm in his apartment, he's going to do time for that. One of his associates set his apartment on fire the next day for him, that could have killed me and my family since our apartments are connected. You don't understand gangs and shit people.
>>38141913Yeah but I'm torn on if I should get fat transfer to boobs in 2025 and have to wait longer for lipo, or get hip revision and lipo in April and then not mess with boobs til 2027 or so?>>38141928Very rare statistically for any trantran no matter the time on hrt. Thus the implant issue stuff or fat transfer issue. Giga torn.>>38141943Excellent post lol
slightly depressed from lifefeeling old since I am old and just my life is a joke
>>38141957i stand corrected a bit i guess
>laffers ban evading for the 3rd time in 1 thread just to ask about pieI admire her dedication, ngl.
>>38141975Also the guy is a woman beater, and wanted in 2 other states for a lot of shit, and Cali has him on a no bail hold meaning he's cooked. He'll do time here, Texas, and Tennessee the states he's wanted in. Ty for listening to my posts anon , whatever I did to anger you I hope we're cool with each other.
One time the downstaira neighbor was playing loud music all night so I kicked his front door so hard it left a dent. He never did it again.
I want to eat ass
I'm at Burger KingWith my Burger QueenCan I get a sundae pie?
>>38142080I want to buy the whipped cream and diet Gatorade but I'm scared of go outside since it's so cold out. I'll go in a min tho for the exercise and supplies.
>>38142176eating her ass while she begs and begs for you to pay attention to her pussy instead
Wydag made of metal and plastic?
>>38142537wand for the clit, tongue for the assit's simple math
How and when did you find out about your lesbianhood?
>it's simple math
my gf and I broke up, how do I stop being miserable
>>38142702Keep your mind occupied with other things, so as not to dwell on it more than necessary. I'm not religious, but there's some truth in that idle hands are the devil's workshop.
>>38142861Cool horns. I think creative headgear is always so cool. I especially like primitive people's hats/headgear. People come up with such cool ideas. Branches r new!I got whipped cream for the pie. And some cream horn thingies. I shall go eat leftover chili and add curry flavor and then workout and stuff
>>38142861
>>38142920>horns>creative headgearnta, but think I have a kink
>>38142936Oh well usually it's more common for men to have cool creative hats and headgear. But sometimes it can be unisex.
I haven't heard from her since 1am yesterday, and have had no sign of life at all. it's okay, she doesn't need to talk to me or be online all the time. i just love her and can't help but worry
>>38142989She's at my place getting plapped. Sorry bubs!
>>38143006Takes three to tango, I'll be at your place in a minute. Keep her nice and warmed up for me while at it.
I ate the pie with whipped cream. As tasty altho it did make the filling taste a bit less sweet. I'm worried I ruined my life tho because I sprayed whipped cream in my mouth and it didn't work like the movies instead the air went in and got stopped and no filling, I'm worried the air cud have entered lungs and voice box and destroyed and ruined them.
>>38143200You have ridiculous ocd and need serious help. You induce anxiety in those around you with your incessant negative thoughts. Living as you must be hell.
>>38143207Ah sorry for stating my whipped cream air Iinjury worry....I was prescribed ssri and sometimes benzo for worries...I spoke Abt that a bit.I also had leftover chili it was very tasty.
>>38143207she makes more money than you :( don't underestimate her
>>38143225it's okay take your time laffy I support you
>>38143225Sure but you don't seem to have any tools at your disposal to catch your runaway thoughts. This is what therapy provides. They give you tools to recognize when your thoughts are ridiculous and you're starting to spiral. It's work. Your life could be seriously improved by putting in this work.
mfw
>anal fisting
Aaaaa my brain won't shut up about eating ass. You want to talk about runaway thoughts? I keep filing down my nails so I can finger her better the next time I see her. I want to get her talking about all her favorite work projects. The ones she's most proud of. That will get me really worked up. The more emotionally connected to someone, the more I respect them, the more I want to fuck their brains out. I'm going to make her scream. Her p-spot is so shallow I can hit it with my tongue. Then, in the morning after I'll tease her all over her body until she's so needy she's begging for it or taking it. I can't wait.
>>38143334this but unironically
>>38143235Ty ty...>>38143241I tried/try therapy yeh. I have benzos. Sometimes a technique I discussed in therapy is trying to wait a day before panicking. Just hurt my finger and fingernail a lot by chewing it owowow. Hurts. Owow>>38143334I have never heard of a p-spot before
>>38143334A woman after my own heart.
>>38142941ur so retarded man what are u even saying
https://voca.ro/1d2k61PrmkQVwould this work...
>>38143544No need to be so rude. I'm saying in most cultures most cool hats were designed for men. Such as the wwI spike helmet for German soldiers, men vikings with horned helmets, male tribal Germans with winged war helmets, those creative Spanish conquistador helmets that sometimes had feathers, etc. so most of the time u see cool headgear, it's on a man, was my point . So a fetish for it would be counterintuitive, assuming anon is gynephelic
>>38143575u are low iq laf i know u know this but i just thought id reiterate
>>38143569aren't you 16?
>>38143606>file deleted i knew it fuck off spicebag you are a CHILD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfCR0dEDO1A
Paige I’m gooning my little sissy cock like you asked me to, mommy. I’m gonna cum and swallow my girly loads from my little futa clitty gock. Please unblock me.
>>3814360616 is the age of consent in some US states (the good ones)
>>38143692canada, too
>>38143685off topic + paige doesn't even go here
>>38143706do you hate fun?
>>38143730yes
>>38143597I don't know if I'm low.iq, mid IQ, or high IQ. It's hard to say. I do know I'm incompetent though Could anyone help about science truth theory, boob surgery indecision, sleepiness/ssri advice?
>>38143706true
>>38143326are you trying to imply something anon
>>38143839NTA but fisting is so fucking gross
>>38143771I thought you said you have a so-called "Jeb Bush Personality"
>>38143851same... and i say this as a woman who eats whipped cream off my wife's asshole. i do not wish to destroy those tight butthole spokes with anal fisting.i would fist a tranny though. they're whores
>>38143861Be nicer to trans women, I am NOT a whore, it doesn't work that way for lesbians
>>38143865whore
>>38143867lesbians cant be whores.
>>38143871nasty nasty whore
>>38143883lesbians literally cannot be whores, both economically and morally, it just doesn't work that way, are you like getting off right now what is this.
>>38143894why is this whore trying to explain things to me?
>>38143902I WISH I was a whore, is this like your fetish anon
>>38143906no i just figured you would have stopped replying by now
>>38143911what are you gonna do if I dont.
>>38143915just watch me
>>38143919But you have a girlfriend
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>>38143575
1 last post b4 the archive !!
