prev >>38134188keep it friendly, keep it fun
First for still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk + those who know=:skull:
so there is this gorilla in japan that is so handosme that japanese girls went crazy over him, so I wanna know if anyone here find him attractivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabani_(gorilla)I kinda want to know what kissing a gorilla is like
>>38137714can you stop bullying random posters and chasing them off?
>>38137785Whom have I beset with unkindness?
>schizo already made the first post of the threadUh huh.
>>38137750Beagle's single.
>>38137820How might one ascertain whether they truly suffer from the affliction of schizophrenia, or if they merely feign such a condition?
so you guys bought anything lately?i was gonna buy a bundt pan but it didn't go on sale :(
>>38137855I bought 3 guitars, some clothes, and some shoes
I queefed in this thread, and you will smell and like it
Money can't buy me love
Monetary wealth doth procure numerous commodities, such as pleasures of the flesh, sustenance, and melodious harmonies.
there's no point doing anything because capitalism and western civilization is in its death throes
>>38137970The discovery of one's true purpose doth comprise all that one might strive for in this life. Thou possessest a purpose, else thou wouldst be deceased.
I've basically accepted the only way out of my misery is to kill myself now. Its not quite time to do it yet. I'm going to have some fun first but I am going to kill msyelf once it's over and build up some relationships with people who will miss and mourn me and get closer to the people I despise or who have hurt me so they also feel bad about this.
didn't ask therefore didn't read
what is everyone up to this Friday?
>>38138144Shitposting and chilling. I gotta drive 2.5 hrs to get back home to a dead relationship lol
>>38138162what keeps you in it? financial situation?
you're all gay. Gay I tell ya.
I have gay sex, but I'm straight.
is gay sex good for you?
I don't think I'm properly gay because I'm not attracted to masculinity, I just fetishize male features
https://x.com/DumpsterJesus/status/1862532770708197605
Would you date a Gen Z mormon?
>>38138343AAP is valid too sis
Are beards over now?
>>38138391is that jacob elordi
delta raping
kinda wish I could pull an outfit like this off but I'm not trans or fem
>>38138444If you're masc that just makes it better
>>38138212Uprooting myself and finances, yeah. I gambled by moving in with him and lost. His place hours away from everything I had. I'd rather have fun whoring around and being single than having a bf who is an anti-fun bitch
no it really doesn't
id pull it off
>>38138527so are you basically saying that gay relationships ARE a meme then?most honest bf haver so far
>>38138555>Angel number 555 is associated with transition, freedom and independence.slay sista
>>38138555do it then trips poster. let me see it after you've done it
>local rapist captured in lancashire the same day delta went missinghmm...
>>38138567whats an angel number>>38138573trapped at family airbnb trip
>>38138683brutal.
>>38138683a sequence of repeated numbers some believe are a sign from the spiritual realm
who here is hotistic- autistic but still hot?
Would you heckle an attractive gay comedian? Or only ugly one?
post your dads pole, NOW
>>38138748what like drink raw milk?
>>38138773Fuck off beagle
>>38138786Would you drink a man;s raw milk (cum)
>>38138773my dad is balding, short and chunky but I once saw his dong like 10 yrs ago and it was pretty thick wtf
>>38138790um
>>38138864mcsposed
what would you do if you found out your bf is gay
>>38138376Mormons aren't fond of homosexuality
>>38138835Um...
Trying to get a boyfriend but I've been ghosted by all 9 or 10 of the bottom twinks I've matched with in the past couple of months.How do I gaslight myself into liking older bears? They're the only guys who hit on me.
>>38138835>squandered the opportunity to play with his cocksad!
>>38138835Wtf why wouldn't you suck daddy
>>38138786>>38138683I'm going to kill myself if you don't date me. Seriously. I will.
>>38138999Likes charge retweets cast
>>38137714>kissing a man is ever masculine ever even oncelmao
>>38138835i saw my dads a couple times as a kid cuz he would walk around in an open robe early in the morning. it looked huge back then but that may have just been cuz i was smallalso saw my moms crotch a couple times on accident, it had a thick bush
>>38138939Murder suicide
Real question, how does a fat, balding NEET with no social skills get cute guys like OP? Is it a lost cause?
>>38139065im not talking about seeing it as a kid. that happened when i was older...
>>38139080Hit das Gymen!
I wish actors were still infames
guys im a sidepiece for a straight guy and i hate it
>>38139117I have health issues that prevent me from working out or running
>>38139142is he the bottom?
>>38139172no
>>38139178lame
>>38139142post his pics
who else unwinding after a long shift at the dick sucking factory
>>38139271leg posting is the most 50+ faggot thing i can think of no offense
>>38137714is that ai?
>>38138999how can we contact you if we're interested in applying for your boyfriend mentorship program?
>>38139279I dont turn 50 until next june tyvm
>>38139315eldershe
>>38139271why do you shave? does your top bf require it? i would never do that for a top
I'm extremely obese but I don't have a big ass I have big man titties. Unlucky.
But now its time for"The Story of Thanksgiving" by boomer:Once upon a time in Ol' Blighty, a ship of heathen Protestant conquistodors left Perfidious Albion to practice their pagan beliefs free of persecution by evil King George on the USS Mayflower in 1492 and landed in Plymouth Virginia. After nobley escaping human sacrifices on the Indian pyramids, they declared their independence from English Britain, and discovered turkey, and showed the lost pajeets how to mash potatoes and shared it with them, only to be betrayed later by Chief Sitting Bull, who swindled $20 worth of beads from them for island of Manhattan, which the Indians called New Amsterdam, since they didnt speak good English.After defeating the French Indians attacking from communist Canada, they went on to form the colony of America and made peace with the natives by giving them cranberry sauce and blankets.The feast marked the beginning of the United States, and is celebrated on the last Thursday of every November to commemorate the eve of Black Friday, the last day of peace America would ever know before the Jew brought dark black African black negroe blacks to eat their cats, sparking General Robert E. Lee to declare a revolution in 1776 in Gettysburg, Ohio, known as the "shot heard 'round the world".This content was made possible by the US Department of Ejucation. Thank you and good night.
>>38139320my leg hair grows in thick and dark and i hate the way it looks, i just dont feel like a person who has hairy legs. its worth it but i need to look into waxing or sugaring to do it quicker & better when i have more money & time
>>38139315really? post body
>>38139279not if the guy is showing off his muscular thighs
>>38138376so tired of seeing guys sporting these ugly mustaches they must know how hideous it makes them lookbut they do it anyway to be annoying
>>38139279You wanna see my varicose veins?
>>38139401then its like a 65+ thing
>>38139426yeah
>>38139426sir diva i have u filteredt i wont see it neways! go off or w/e it is they/them say on bluesky but thnx 4 the cw
if you're 50+ pls post cock i need to beat my meat
>>38139399>>38139446i was lying sorry anon :(btw am i the only one who used to think the phrase "young dumb and full of cum" meant you had been filled with cum and not that you were full of cum to give
>>38139451>am i the only one who used to think the phrase "young dumb and full of cum" meant you had been filled with cumYes. Sorry.
this was aimed @ everyone :)>>38139446
Im old. Why is everyone trying to sell me gold? I can do math dammit. I know wtf markup and spread is. Its like some vitamin scam aimed at boomers.
>>38139446those are so easy to get on Grindr
>>38139440You don't wanna see them actually. You think you do but you don't.>>38139442I assume most of you have me filtered.
Idk at this point i think I just will kill myself in a year or so.
Like i really want to kill myself
didn't ask. maybe next time i might
>>38139505>>38139560i feel like most people die of suicide in a roundabout way that isn't so directno one just dies of old age
If you were really suicidal you'd wander around the streets at midnight not caring if this is the night someone robs you and kills you, because being suicidal makes you unafraid of dying. Or you would go cop drugs and say fuck it, at least I can get high until I die. I've wanted to die so many times yet I'm still here, for no reason at all, I have no one and am just delaying my eventual death that will come out of the blue one day, instead of me choosing how and when to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JudqK1hL18wshe's easily the hottest woman to have ever been born
>>38139697but that isn't Texanon ?
sorry im not interested in your music for sassy teenage girls that want to be BLACKED
based, need casually racist bfgf but still classy
>>38139451Awwe cute ^-^ <3
>>38139730she's not ariana grande
>>38139595>no one just dies of old ageYou can, it just takes forever and no one really wants to spend the last four decades of life dealing with health problems so its easier just to eat the goyslop once youre past saving youthful looks and just get it over with.You reach a point where death isnt the problem, its the solution. Everyone wants it to be quick and unexpected but most arent that lucky.I feel bad for people who give up early just because life isnt matching the fantasy. I think most of them feel cheated and lied to. And they arent wrong, but if you know youve been sidelined, you can at least watch the rest of the game. I guess its just hard discovering the product doesnt live up to the commercial.Probably the worst thing people do now is blame themselves. They get fed a lot of bullshit about how to approach life that basically just teaches them how to be an obedient victim of organized social exploitation, believe it, and then think they must be failing when the game was rigged against them from the start.A hundred years ago people were living off potatoes and had happier lives with more potential. The new system is essentially anti-human. The rules come down to math, and the math is rigged against each new generation more and more. Its an impossible thing, to set a kid up believing following the rules will give them this or that and then have the rug pulled out from under them the second they become adults, and leave them second guessing themselves forever thereafter.When you cant have simple things on time, like a secure job, the stability of an owned home, wages that match costs and a family, thats not a life. Its just survival and one spirit begins to naturally sense something is attacking it. When primitive tribes have richer, more rewarding lives than modern citizens in developed countries, something is definitely wrong.
>>38139730holy based38139697's wig status>SNATCHED
mfw i didn't read any of that
>>38139320
what do tops even want
>>38139817A straight man who takes it up the ass
Odd. Second time in three days I got trip sevens.Kek shines upon me.
>>38139832If you cant make your own, you dont belong in the game.Theres just no sport in gayness otherwise.
>>38139817A loving bf who is smaller than me. It's pretty simple. Straight guys want the same thing, but with a girl. I want a boy who likes being my girl.
>>38139847I'm not a bioengineer I can't make my own people
>>38139423screaming
sisters, xantina is on
I prefer Shartina tbqh.
Also ty btw to whoever mentioned Michael Savage a few days ago. It got me to look up his nutty podcasts to enjoy them again, and remember how much I simultaneously liked him despite him being so irritating. The last real radio guy.I should look up that nut John B Wells again. He could be a fun listen sometimes, even if bonkers.
>>38139817apparently youhttps://archived.moe/lgbt/search/username/freshienon/
>>38139859All about engineering the opportunity, finding the candidate and salesmanship. And usually no small amount of booze or dope. "Straight" essentially means 'sober and single'.
>>38139896So you are saying I should get straight men drunk and rape them? based
>>38139883That was me, hey there. I like how you put it, that he's simultaneously weirdly likable and irritating at the same time. I don't listen to his podcasts, but I do watch his cooking videos (yes these exist lol) from time to time, and it's so funny to watch him rant about liberals while he calls himself an expert chef trained by old masters, as he burns the shit out of basic spaghetti dishes. >John B WellsWe have that in common too, I used to listen to him quite a lot. I want my voice to sound like that when I'm his age. He was another of my dad's favorite's, along with batshit televangelists like Hal Lindsey, Kenneth Copeland, and Doc the million dollar preacher who raised money to build Jesus satellites in outer space. He bought into this stuff hook line and sinker.
>>38137714>>38139817Tops want a muscular bottom, one who can handle the power of their top.
This is why we need to divorce the T>>38137277
what do bottoms even want
>>38139909Rape is a point of view and Im not a lawyer.
>>38139942>mentions race as a qualifying factor for grooming boys, they get creeped out and blockbrown hands typed that post
>>38139925>his cooking videos (yes these existoh wow thanks for the tip. I will look them up this weekendAnd yeah Wells had a million dollar voice, no doubt. I think they used it in that one movie, 'Talk Radio' which was sampled in that Revolting Cocks song (the movie not Wells).I seem to recall one time him saying he had to add a filter to it because it had so much bass that the mic was making it incoherent or some such lol
>>38139942trannies already dont belong because they are a mental illness, while lgb is about having gender preferences in partnersboth are completely different
>>38139951Love <3<3<3
How are you guyssss?
>>38139817>>38139951https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toivkgYS8iU
>>38140181Is that you?
>>38139939Post a pic using the chastity cage
>>38139817A bottom's silence and obedience.
>>38140186no just represent what both tops and bottoms want
>>38140154
Would you train me good I need patience and love to pick up new skills I'm unemployeable right now but I think I could learn to be a trucker if I took a course
>>38140355I'm in the same situation, but with all the retarded drivers these days it seems like a bad idea sis.
>>38140339Hmm? :)
Should I post a selfie?
Now that I've embraced being eternally forever alone recommend me some boyfriend simulator yt channels.I like picrel in particular because wacky weekends feel practically like dates
who the fuck is destiny
>>38140647>boyfriend simulator yt channels.what?
>>38140647You could get a bf. You probably have one. Enough chicanery, there's real forever alones up in here.
Okay finally home after doing the 2.5 hr drive. Should I fap so I don't have to sex with the bf
>>38140892What's he supposed to do then?
tight lean bussy
>>38140905His problem not mine lol
that's true
Huh, so destiny and nick fuentes hooked up? Crazy
Thoughts on Destiny sucking nick fuentes?https://files.catbox.moe/n9ihtg.mp4
>>38140913Ah, neat married life. Yay! *opens grindr*
>>38140943Lol. I wonder if the pseudo left drops him now as their guru.
Happy Saturday <3
>>38140957You too straight boi. Get those big cheeks clapped, erm in a straight way ofc
>>38140968>You too straight boi.Omg thanks!>Get those big cheeks clapped, erm in a straight way ofcHow does one do that? (๑•﹏•)
a streetcar named destiny
WHO THE FUCK IS DESTINY
<.<https://voca.ro/1igpFXIj5yfb
Wondering whether I should start shaving every other day instead of every 3 days like I normally do.
>>38140943His head game weak sis.
>>38140943what proof is there that's nick fuentes
so do you think the hasan destiny drama is really just pent up sexual tension? like hasan thinks he's too good to let steven suck his dick.
>>38140997Who you trying to impress.
>>38141018Hasan is actually homophobic pretending to be woke to attract viewers, he's the lib grifter
>gg bitches getting a dose of reality rnwhat? you didn't think that being in ltr was all good, right? lmfao retards. love being single and ready to mingle (have sex with diff guys)
>>38140932Fuentes could do so much better.
if Brando was bi, was he a top or bottom in man on man relationships?
Is having a bf like having a best friend that you're also intimate with?
Cuddling.
does anyone remember that paranoid schizophrenic anon who was always trying to conjure up demons to kill her "fat" bf or some shit? what happened to her?im assuming she got the demon to kill her bf but not without fucking it first
>>38141001Everyone is suspecting that it’s nick fuentes on kiwifarms
>>38141062Yay for cuddling!
>>38141062those brothers better be wearing clothes
>>38141068I thought it was a larp, or indirectly directed at someone. Summer posting was a lot livelier than now.
Dubs and I get my beautiful virgin hole resized by a stranger on Sniffies.
>>38141068>>38141098lmfao tf is this shit?? spill the tea hunties
>>38141109Reroll :(
Bf haver here. Teeth? Brushed and flossed. Meat? Beaten. Time for bed now.. so eeeeepppyyy
>>38141145Goodnight! ^-^
>>>/pol/489983408Groypers on suicide watch
>>38141145>Beatenby the bf?
>>38141115Final reroll
>>38141179just accept it anon, the universe doesn't want you to get fucked
cocaine
>>38141176Nick can better catboys and femboys than a neck beard manlet söyman
>>38141185I refuse. The universe can go fuck itself.
>>38141235you're really a virgin?
>>38141235so can you bro
>>38141095The quake struck suddenly in the morning while the brothers lay nakedness in bed.
>>38141246a likely story. do many brothers who share rooms sleep naked?
>>38141241I've only sucked dick. Also I dont believe in "first time is special" and similar crap
>>38140943This was debunked as being anachronistic; there was a mistake where the comments were out of chronological order.I dont think Nick is actually gay. I just think he really, really sucks at being straight so much that it really will never matter for someone like him.Also the wifejack meme is gay, but the attacks on it are even gayer.
>>38141263why didn't you get fucked by the guy you sucked?
>>38141263I think you should want your first time to be with someone who's going to go slow, use lube, and plan it out with you so you know what to expect. Where are you from?
>>38141274lol are you a bottom
>>38141062lol
Imagine having an adopted Asian femboy brother? Wouldn't that be interesting?
>>38141289Nope>>38141292Saved lmao
>>38141272He was more interested in sucking my dick than anything>>38141274I thought this is standard procedure for all experience levels?
>>38141302i see. if you just want to get fucked, sniffies seems insanely easy then. ps: there's no standard procedure>>38141300i can tell
>>38141293I got it on with a Korean foster sister if that counts. To be accurate, I am not sure a female can rape a male but if so, thats what I'd have called it. I am not into Asian chicks but they sure seem into me. A Japanese girl tried to literally drug me.
>>38141302No it's not always standard procedure, and a lot of guys don't treat bottoms right on their first time. It's better to not have an experience you're unhappy with than to rush into bottoming just to do it.
>>38141322Fuck off bud idk what this is
Why are women like this?
>>38141274>planned sexew wtf Is this a white thing?
>>38141345Poopoo in the butt
>>38141344i believe her. i don't know who kate nash is>>38141332a lot of bottoms don't want to be treated right
>>38141345lol
>>38141355True. I'm not trying to traumatize anyone though, just fuck
>sex position is an identityBecause>gay/niche/kink/positionwasnt enoughBut gays arent sexually obsessed and mentally arrested in adolescence and being a man child is normal and akshually cool.Which has NOTHING to do with the Peter Pan complexTOTALLY normal and COMPLETELY mature and mentally sound.I predict in 20 years that any gay who hasnt trooned will end up as an adult baby.How did they mind break so many males to think that to attract adult men you had to be anything but one.And for the rest of your life exclusively, no less.
>>38141372lol
Thanks to all the sage advice itt, I have decided against bottoming this weekend - unless I roll dubs on this post.
>>38141385how old are you
>>3814139828 soon, why
>>38141385good girl, save that sweet ass for me
You ever got the urge to completely destroy your partner? Like, he's so sweet and nice but what if betrayed him and locked him in your dungeon and strapped him up to a fuck machine gradually increasing the dildo size till he fucking dies.I bet most people have thought of something like this
Was Timur shot by the FSB for treason?
>want to say something racist >Remember the beautiful musky qt pie that Ramen
>>38141403No, but I have caught myself noticing potential grave sites for exes
>>38141400just wondering
you not a gay if you aint racist
lmaohttps://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1862560528251724187
Remember they only wanted to build a better world full of statuesque muscular blonde men, and silky smooth blonde femboys. Women to them were, eh bleh whatever.
>>38141437wrong
>>38141439If Bidens state department rescues this little turd from the torture he's receiving in Norse Korea, imma scream
thoughts on sweet innocent virgin bottoms being forced into marriage?
>>38141468need a sweet innocent virgin boy wife i can abduct and take to Saudi Arabia
I'm bi because I love sucking cock but I wouldn't date a man :3 am I really bi or al I just a straight with a lust for cock?
Goodnight guys <3
>>38141523It must be one or the other because there is no such thing as simple degenerate mental perversion anymore. If there is, I defy anyone gay to define or cite it.
>>38141492young white harem boys for rich fat sheiks drilled in luxurious locations and discarded at the age of 22.
>>38141523>straight with a lust for cockWhat a weird sentence
>re-heated onion rings for breakfast
what do you do when you're horny all the time? asking for a friend
>>38141637Watch porn?
>>38141655i'm i mean they're already horny, porn doesn't help
>>38141637I assume you have already mastered pick up skills and focused on improving your appeal to obtain actual sex with another person.Surely you did that already before asking. Surely.
>>38141668are you slow?
>>38141661Jerk off?
ngl destiny's jerk off vids are kinda hot...
>>38141681that doesn't satisfy the urge and then he ends up hornier>>38141684who is destiny?
>>38141677You didn't answer the question.
I am taking my clothes off
>>38141704tell me more
i hate. i angry. i hurt.
Do black ppl really fetishize whites like this?
>>38141523Destiny ew shooo
>>38141712Kind of tells you about his success with human women.
>>38141712he looks cute desu
>>38141712Most don't ime. I've had several black girls idolize me when I'm not super attractive. Race based fixations aren't unique to blacks.
>>38141712Who cares about what american white trash do lol
>>38141771>American hands posted this Many such
>>38137750if gorillas had giant or even regular sized penises, the activism from women and bottoms would be so strong that sex with them would be legal by now
>>38141782im not attracted to tops for their dicks!!!
Bring andras poster back. Gorilla Steve is not a vibe honey
>>38141785why are you attracted then?
>crush from uni i attended 6 years ago now looks fugly and got married to a chickjesus, avoided a bullet
So, the local weather service is pretty much predicting the apocalypse.
>>38141853Yeah no one ever gets fat and married six years after uni
>>38141062Cuddling The less clothing the better. Real cuddling is when you can feel each other's heartbeats and the rhythm of your breathing as hips press into hips and skin touches skin
>>38141875post hole before you die
>>38141892true words. i likelps when cock lightly grazes hole
>>38141892you're much better with words than I am. yes to what you said
All bottoms should strive to look like this
sleepreally hoping I don't wake up
>>38141927>not a cute twink*puke*
>>38141927the minimum standard to be a good bottom
>>38141939All cute twinks must be force fed beef and rouds till they look like this
>>38141523you're gay with such deeply routed internalized homophobia
>>38141965Zoophile.
>>38141917Yeah I want my dick nestled snugly between his butt cheeks. The tip might nuzzle against his sensitive little ring.
>>38141523you sound like a garden variety male bisexual
>>38141983medial ring
pup play makes my dick diamonds
>>38141965Roids fuck you up
>>38141983that's the good stuff
I'd really love to have an ultra sub bf but i'm afraid they are extremely mentally ill and would leave me the moment i go too hard or too soft on them
>>38141997>>38141979
>>38141998Tbh two of my favourite bodytypes for a bottom is either burly bear like the pics i posted or very skinny but hairy scruffy dudes. Skinny hairy guys are ironically harder to find
i keep going back to the music from 2010-2016 because the music after that is just shit
I keep going back to music from 2010-2016 because i turned adult and my mental development stunted and i now have troubles consuming new media instead of indulging in nostalgy
>>38141927>>38141965these types of bodies are really hot, i can see why guys like them but maybe only 1% of gay guys have such a body type, they're very rare, i'm in NYC and rarely ever see such types
>>38142009Belly to belly is also nice, feeling packages rub together
>>38142049Visist some local bear convention lol. Although most bears are just fat fucks with little muscle mass, those are still technically bears
>>38142036>>38142045that's called part of getting older / growing up. you'll always have a particular fondness for the popular music during your coming of age. look at guys that still listen to white snake.
>>38142036Based>>38142045Cringe
>>38142065See? This is what happens when you forse feed beef only and no roids
>>38142060bears are all fat none of them have that kind of muscle mass
>>38142057if we're doing that then i prefer them being on top so my hands are free
>>38142065I want to get him on a diet and exercise regimen. Hopefully down 60 pounds in a year
Need ai bf
>>38142065mental illness
>>38142065i like how he says imagine like it takes lot of effort to give up
>>38142082Actually visited some boyfriend ai site and all of the avatar pics for ai scenarios were anime guys. That's how removed from reality anime gooners are
need angelic bf
>>38142106That's a kid
>>38142110he's angelic
>>38142106
Shadowy mysterious psycho bf who may or may not be human
tex is angelic
>>38142118pretty
>>38142123yeh. kissing him would feel like being high on drugs but better
the technical term is ghoul.they're people that eat other people to empower their own spirit
NEW >>38142141
Shower before or after sex?
Bizarre image
Rapist black bf
Imagine the smell
Head
Fae
1/10 Sasquatch
Man
Firecrotch
Going to the gym makes you gay
Ass
D’awww
The look
