qott: do you like karaoke? what is or would be your go to karaoke song? is there a duet you would like to do with someone?last orders: >>41851569
Admit you are a transbian and have no interest in men.
>>41855298i am a transbian and have no interest in men
>>41855291nth for objectification is actually super hot>what is or would be your go to karaoke songhttps://youtu.be/royymUiwItIorhttps://youtu.be/IwOS-nsSu4A
Can I do the shaggy voice at karaoke?
Greetings to you all.
>>41855288I LOVE TO BAKE ACTUALLY!!! i make a rlly good espresso chocolate chip cookie >:3
>>41855286no im totally with you... the thing that i feel like is missing sometimes is that feeling of like. earnestly trying to do something as best as you can even if its kinda cringy or sucks just going all out. i think thats scary like letting go of all the half irony or whatever cope just doing it. i want to be more like that
>>41855291qott: im a slut so i like to do criminal by fiona apple. or anything by hole. a good duet is lady is a tramp with gaga and tony bennett its a real crowd pleaser
i wish i could take care of a guy and mkae him happy
>>41855291>qottI karaoke duetted The Winner Takes It All with a friend I had a very close intense roller coaster relationship with right before we perma ended things and looking back it was kinda like something out of a movie. We don’t talk anymore which I think is for the best though I do still care about her
Should I buy Cyberpunk 2077? It's kinda cheap.
>>41855317
>>41855323its honestly a lot of fun. i like running around as a cute character even if the writing is sort of sucky. but you could surely just pirate it, right?
>>41855291if my voice wasn’t poisoned by testosterone i would love to sing party in the usabut because it is i know better than to sing :’)
>>41855248there's def i think a link between the cure & blanche blanche blanche in the aforementioned ymg!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf-Ra36KDowall these songs kinda a part of the broader postpunk newwave &c tradition. kind of post-punk in the sense of rock music that came after punk cleared the drawing board maybe
>>41855322I hope your story was better than the one behind that song
My strength is failing. I should be so much more. This is not freedom. It is slavery.
>>41855322holy shit. kino>>41855333that kind of thing is too sad... the feeling is more important than how it sounds, right? you shouldnt give up!!
>>41855308I'd cook delicious meals for you and eat your baking and cuddle, kitty
>>41855333How old are you?
>>41855332I forgot to say I already played it on PS5, but I only got one ending due to my PS5 deleting my save file when my power went out one time.
>>41855326not him two distinctive eating disorders in the same house wouldnt work well
I actually like singing and want to take proper singing lessons one day, but karaokes are very rare around here. Some people had them in birthday parties when I was a kid and I liked singing in it, but my memory of it is the songs being basically Bob Marley and some local artists.>>41855317Would take include meal prep
>>41855337sometimes you gotta just roll with the punch... what's the saying. the strong oak gets uprooted by the storm but the willow that bends with the wind survives?
>>41855349He's skinny now, unfortunately.
>>41855346oh yea you already paid for it don't pay for it twice thats crazy!!! you're totally in the right to just download it
>>41855291also true no my singing voice does not pass. my regular voice doesnt passes but at least its not as bad as the singing voice. i only sang one brazilian song in a karaoke with friends once as a joke. not my thing with my voice
Push that fucking turd out for daddy <3
>>41855357>Nicaragus Asparagus
>>41855322we know. youre a mentally ill transbian twinkhon sissy with malebrained hobbies that they shoved in a nuthouse. then, they let you around children. ur life is a joke
>>41855357fuck i should have done a twink appreciation thread i feel like ive been showering affection on all the other body types but there's lots of twinks in here that deserve love. and to be dressed up in ouji kei. >>41855360oh yeah i sound like a total dude when i sing but i dont mind... having fun is more important right?
>>41855302hot
>>41855357oh lol true i forgot that
>>41855361no. it isnt time yet
>>41855370No you should make one to appreciate great big fat guys
fuck I feel bad for those kids. who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let some crazy weird looking man on HRT around kids
>>41855372PLEASE seek psychiatric care
>>41855345im 28 i’ve been on estrogen for like half my life at this point…>>41855341i need to voice train so bad ;~; i wish i could sound nice>>41855343aww ;~; i would love that tonight i made ice cream cookie sandwiches for me and my bro and he rlly liked them
>>41855378I don't think you have to feel bad for the kardashians
>>41855357He's so based for doing it how he did it too
>>41855377i do that all the time I'm the number one FUB appreciator even tho I don't like calling them that. I pray for a fubsband every night
i love the validation i get when posting vocaroos
>>41855334Holy kino, if bands like these still existed I would unironically move to wherever they were from just to interact with the scene. Bummer that the genres I like the most are generally the ones without a local scene (although that wasn't always the case, I was born just in time to not get to experience a scene)
>>41855383i think you already sound nice. i love you
I want a fhb (fat handsome bastard)
>>41855376push it right into daddys mouth <3
>>41855400exactly......
>>41855401ITS NOT TIME
>>41855350>Would take include meal prepwe kinda do that with my mom. i mean we only have dinner basically so when we cook something it usually lasts for like 3 days, so for 2 days its just reheating the food. isnt that kind like the meal prep? just put the rice on the microwave and reheat the beans on the stove and then it depends sometimes its worthy to use the frying pan again to make the protein. but yeah sure i think in a daily situation with job/college and other things it could be worthy spending some hours in the sunday to cook food for the week>>41855370i mean it is the right mentality but i dont really have fun when im stuck in my mind assuming everybody is mentally making fun of me or judging me for being a tranny when singing
>>41855387It was the finest trolling I've ever seen. He made millions by making people watch him gorge himself and have fake fights with his boyfriend. He made them look at his greasy asshole and then he lost all the weight. He made them weaponize photos of his coinslot anus on his behalf.
>>41855405It's always time babe
>>41855406thats why i think its good!!! it makes you expose yourself to that stuff and work through it. if you can manage to stop caring and get out of your head about being a tranny you become invincible. karaoke is the ultimate tranny training
>>41855405>>41855401This may interest youhttps://odysee.com/@Nambona890:a/one-day-mario-woke-up:f
oh i havent posted about it in a while but if you're not using lanolin on your lips and nipples you're either a vegan or a damn fool. that shit is a miracle product
What are all the most important ecology population dynamics & interactions equations to remember btw?
>>41855397;~; ty sonia that’s very kind. i rlly do dislike how my voice sounds i think it’s the thing i’m most dysphoric about nowadays
>>41855423im interested
Just busted a fat nut that stained my entire underwear to twinkhon porn
>>41855425my nipples are already soft why would i want anything on them>>41855434where is the twinkhon porn please send link
>>41855430hang in there... its funny how dysphoria finds one thing to latch onto right. i believe in you this too is just a feeling that will pass
these days i think it was last week? i was walking my dog through a empty street and there was two guys in a car in the other side of the road and well it was getting night and there wasnt another soul around so i could hear they chatting and when i passed by they asked eachother "is that a boy or a girl?". at least they didnt call me a man so it could be worse im serving weird autistic inbetween genders agender thing right now
>>41855438its more than softness. i can only describe the result as plump and plush. i promise you its better than anything you've used before
>>41855406Honestly I don't really meal prep, I just know I should is all. Usually I'll cook something for lunch and then heat leftovers in the evening, but that's not really actual prep. If my routine becomes too predictable I feel like ripping my balls out and banging the church bells with it
>>41855440oh yea i had a bunch of experiences like that around the stage you're at. it's a good sign it means you're doing well
>>41855434careful he’s a hero
>>41855433Give the story a chance. If you don't like it after the birdo's bitchin store chapter then you can drop it.
>>41855443idk girl my nipples are already the softest part of my body and kinda feel like velvet and its not like i need to moisturize them... whats the point? for lips i get it
>>41855454english accents make me feel violent so im just reading it myself. it's pretty good
>>41855440>empty street>in SPwaow
>>41855455i swear the second i started just applying my lip routine to my nipples also the quality of my life improved thousandfold. they're insanely receptive to like. just a little care and nourishment. strongly recommend
chaser daddies hmu i want cock disc: megarin
>>41855457i have a slight southern accent ;p
>>41855323Great game v good, highly recommend if you got the specs for it>>41855315UGH duetting Fiona Apple would be sooo peak>>41855335probably not but idk the story behind it, for us we had this super super close friendship where we did everything together, I spent thanksgiving and Christmas w her family, and we had these kind of underlying unaddressed tensions for a while that came out in this fight. A few weeks after that we weren’t really talking too much and a mutual friend SA’d me and she was like really cold and kinda mean about it and I felt like she conditioned repairing the relationship with being okay with spending time with him since they got close during our fallout. I tried a few times but I just couldn’t work with that, I think we both just kind of kept assuming the worst intentions in each other. I had ended up losing a lot of my friends bc of that situation and people siding with the guy and my friend bc I was hiding away a lot which really sucked. We had hung out for the first time in a very long time doing karoake, we sung that song among others, she went to show me something on her phone and I saw that her only favorited contact in messages was the guy that SA’d me and I left, crashed out and cut myself and we haven’t really spoken since.
>>41855465hehe yea i think i've heard it. it's very chic!
>>41855463>the second i started just applying my lip routine to my nipples also the quality of my life improved thousandfoldwhats the p score on this
>>41855434I've been jerking off to this one video of a frail trans girl with a giant dick using an onahole. She moans a lot then sprays cum everywhere. Its incredible.
>>41855457This guy is an aussie
>>41855468wait do u know who i an sonia? :O
>>41855464this feels like bait
>>41855291would a chaser like to go to a naked karaoke event with a trans girl in germany
>>41855464>>41855483Its Rick btw
>>41855469i dont want to contribute to the misuse of p values its already such a mess. but i think the experiment is thoroughly reproducible
>>41855475ive been jerking off to this video of a frail tgirl getting her head kissed and picked up and carried and put on a bed by her bf and then fucked lovingly in missionary
>>41855476same thing>>41855477nothing gets past me hehehehe i spotted you straight away. how's it going!
im gonna work on being grateful for not being frail
>>41855495dude you gotta post it
>>41855496i’m good <3 hru!!!! :D
>>41855302BRONYA NOOOOOOOO
>>41855453Best post of the thread
>>41855501im kidding. it doesnt exist. please find it for me
>>41855466Fucking hell I'm sorry that happened to you. I would say that's worse than the og story. They say it was written about Björn and Agnetha's divorce because of the timing but he denies it
>>41855485yeah but only with this specific trans girl i talked to from soc about a year ago. i'm worried shes dead though.
is love supposed to make you want to die?
>>41855502im chilling! i have a big exam coming up but im taking a day of rest. tomorrow i get back to cramming. im gonna start taking modafinil which makes me lock the FUCK in but makes me crazy irritable and fucks my sleep so im kinda dreading it>>41855508you know me ill say anything. im honestly functionally a straight girl that happened to have a gf for three years. but im just so much more popular with women... and it makes me a total repper magnet
got off with another 21y/o i should be put down
>>41855519no. it shouldn't hurt. but sometimes it does
>>41855521this is fine desu at least theyre not 18
>>41855519Unrequited maybe
>>41855495>>41855512I will get a gf and make this video
>>41855291>qottDown With The Sickness for sureDespite the main dude's fuck ass zionism
>>41855291yes I like karaoke. I dont have a go to. I have a few that I like. good duet songs arehttps://youtu.be/yuTesDwv6uAhttps://youtu.be/R2OvE1oX_fs
>>41855520good luck!! u got this!! i’m returning to school in the fall and somehow looking forward to it a lot even if i don’t miss the stress
>>41855525then what is it?
>>41855528I keep falling in love with girls that smile at me and/or talk to me for 15 minutes and it's a problem
>>41855530hello. tranner btw where r u from
>>41855534i love naimononedari that would be a killer duet.... i wanna do it one day. shitty depressing relationship songs are the best
>almost 1amfuck, gotta watch a Dexter episode and go to sleep
Time to jerk off then sleepBYe!
>>41855534oh i recognize that 2nd one, such a banger song.
>>41855492>>41855464I was going to hit them with a shrimp until I found out it was a big fat phony
>>41855527she was clearly even more into it after realizing how much older i am (i do not look 29) and i hate how much i enjoyed that
>>41855539oh yeah i think you mentioned it!! don't worry the path before you is paved with gold and jade it's gonna be so effortless you won't even realise>>41855540i dunno. one of the seven sufferings. suffering of separation? or of unpleasant union?
>>41855542Some place where it's 4:43 in the morning atm
>>41855556i had sex with a 28 year old when i was 19 its fun
>>41855521Ditch the post wall trannies and get some 18-19 year old ones
>>41855552its suchhhh a classic im happy its popular. KANA-BOON have a lot of really good hits im a fan
>>41855541That's not love
>>41855453lol
>>41855558can you tell me more about the seven sufferings please?
>>41855520Men hate confident women, it makes senseBersonally I will bork off to your extended skincare routine docuseries but that's on me
>>41855552>>41855543wah its such a random song I figured daoko would be the one people recognized
>>41855558ur so sweet :’) ty!!!! same to u!!!!!i think i might try to convince my bro to watch the tournament of champions arc of pokémon journeys after this footyball game ends. i have it on my jellyfin :3
>>41855539Same actually (30 xd) what are you going back for? I'm doing the soulless accounting route
>>41855592physics!!!!!!!! i wanna work on quantum computers they r so cool
Anyone else playing Minecraft right now
dubs i post cringe trying to sound feminine karaoke,no dubs = moid karaoke
Anyone else stroking their shit right now
>>41855603no
>>41855572absolutely! it's a buddhist concept called dukkha. there's actually more than seven. the original seven are>suffering of birth>suffering of old age>suffering of illness>suffering of death>suffering of sorrow and lamentation>suffering of pain and grief>suffering of despairbut the ones that get added are ones that come up a lot and might be relevant here:>suffering of unpleasant union>suffering of separation>suffering of not getting what you wantthe core idea is that all things in this world are inherently unsatisfactory and fleeting, and it's impossible to achieve happiness without permanence
>>41855583that particular song blew up pretty big, it had like a moment online i think.>>41855607i look forward to hearing though.
>>41855561we didn't even fuck i just let her be cuddly and hold me for hours, we did kiss a little. still feel like a sicko
>>41855602Powerful brainAlso yes they are based on my layman understanding from a friend who has yapped to me about them for many hours. Going for more than a 4 year?
>>41855611I finished already. get good
>>41855582yea im worried its that... its not like im gonna be less confident tho, right?i want to make more weird video stuff its a lot of fun i need to think of more ideas>>41855583the daoko one is such a niche pick though... that daoko era is a lot of fun too for sure though>>41855587that sounds so fun... you have the best edition of it, right? it's probably incredible
>>41855625This is off topic. I asked for people who are currently stroking it. You are not.
>>41855622i’m returning as a jr getting my ba at a good school :3 i’m not sure what the path forward looks like yet but i think it looks bright!!
Writing a song for a tranny and it's just a metalcore solo
>>41855611I have no trans woman to stroke it to at the moment
>>41855637romantic...
>>41855628true daoko has a really nice voicehttps://youtu.be/wsl8HS_lVHE>>41855607moidkarahttps://voca.ro/1okmpZA6tvaM
>>41855628i do!!!! it’s so high quality. i could hook u up sometime if u ever wanted :3
>>41855639imagine one
hypnotizing my trans gf to love and accept herself
>>41855635I'm a believer in all of us. Bronyapilled lifestyle
>>41855649everyone is making it NO EXCEPTIONS. worldwide bronya phenomena
>>41855444i get it. including the routine part. but i think it can be very useful too. i do like cooking, but it can be time consuming specially during the week if you come home tired from work/college. its still better than spending a lot of money on ifood>>41855461im not gonna doxx myself try harder next time manwhore>>41855447yeah it could be worse. my neighbour probably clocked me already too. "your face changed did you lose weight" just call me a tranny already mr josé. my friends probably are going to very soon too. god i hate life
>>41855646This is possible but it takes many years
>>41855644hehehe ill keep it in mind! thank you
>>41855645If I did that it would be an ex, so no bueno
>>41855654this is the hard part. but it passes in a blink and suddenly you're in the thick of it and thriving. im really excited for you!!! just hold on tight and try and hang in there!!!
tfw the heated blanket doesnt smell like a boy, doesnt kiss my forehead, or spoon me
>>41855643That's your moidvoice? Sounds like a girlvoice to me still, which is good.
>>41855652Globobrono
>>41855658you could imagine caitlin jenner
>>41855668thats what its all about
>>41855658You're so needy
>>41855337Me when I fail 4plate
>>41855667"moid voice" as in my resting voice. i've gotten used to just talking with my larnyx raised. but no oral cavity contortion or substantial raise in pitch or really literally anything other than just passively raising my larynx
>>41855675More lonely than anything
>>41855357Fucked up thing is I mirrored his weight loss almost one to oneExcept for no surgeries so flappier
I'm here to defend the soft tranners that don't stand up for themselves. I am the trans avenger!>>41855644people are saying that you're me? muahhaha don't make me laugh, I'm not catgirl! I'm Rick! The manly man and defender of trannys far and wide!
>>41855635Are you studying pure physics or engineering?
>>41855679Yeah I figured it was something like that. That's cool though, you've voice trained well clearly.
thinking evil thoughts (pining VERY SLIGHTLY)
>>41855694Is she still using AI for her voice clips?
singing amazarashii songs while trying to feminize your voice is peak training. idkwhat it is about his voice but to try and sound like it you have to like lower your larynx and pitch while still sounding feminine with basically just good resonance and oral cavity control
ok i am going read until i fall asleep goony
>>41855654Just so you know I'm keeping tabs of everytime you call me a whore, retribution shall be heavy handed
>>41855698no I've gotten lazy so I just have suno sing the lyrics lel
>>41855291I did karaoke for my birthday party this year and sang Creep by Radiohead, Komm Susser Todd from Evangelion, and I'm a Believer by the Monkees. I also started dating my now girlfriend after said birthday party.
>>41855699amazarashi takes me back... what a nostalgic feeling...>>41855701goony! sleep well! dream of a big bowl of garlic ramen. im trying to manifest this for me personally so im making everyone else dream about it until it happens to me automatically
>>41855692i’m not sure, i’ll probably talk to my advisor about what is best :3>>41855691hi rick. no we r not the same lol. ty for defending us tho i guess!!!
>>41855701you rejected me, it burns and hurts. all because I was weird and creepy. WAHHHH
>>41855716the cold water is good advice organic stains always cold water first
>>41855724Especially load
>>41855709Every karaoke place here is 21+ bc it's an alcoholic activity. friggen us>>41855711he just has such a unique voice his songs are fun to sing even with a masculine voicehttps://youtu.be/wtJcLWeY114
>>41855716Is this AI advice for when you shit yourself?
Has anyone seen Frisson?
>>41855726ive never had to remove that one... seems troubling...
>>41855712no worries, who are you btw? a real tranner or a chaser larping?of course, I will always defend the soft trannys, they need the most protection. They're soft from estrogen and belittled by society for being ex-men, not to be confused with the x-men, although they face similar prejudices
>>41855727hehehe this one is the real classic right. i like speed to masatsu
>>41855727Have you ever drank before? Or have you been a law abiding citizen.
>>41855732You just leave the cumstains in?
>>41855729I like asking AI retarded questions
>>41855727The one near me is open to all ages I think. My ex boyfriend did his 17th birthday party at the same place almost a decade ago.
>>41855730STOP making FUN of me ! God damn it!!!
>>41855742they're a conversation starter
has anybody seen frisson?
>>41855750good lord it's about doodoo feces
>>41855750This rocks gonna do this
>>41855562hell no i already feel like im going to get cancelled
>>41855741technically did a shot of tequila as a kid bc my older cousins did it but ideremember if I swallowed. but no, no drugs or alcohol. nor do I plan on it aside from getting drunk once after my birthday to see what I'm like and never again
>>41855736if i was a chaser larping as a tranny wouldn’t that still be tranny behavior? thus making me a tranny no matter what?but no i am an estrogenated girl
>>41855742i've never seen cum stain anything. it just goes out in the wash
>>41855758>around 30-45 degrees works for many>relaxed grip is better
>>41855767oh cute, YOU NEED PROTECTION! I will protec you :3
>>41855765You know it's fine to drink. Can put you at ease socially or help you have fun around friends. >>41855774Big cummer confirmed?
i should be killed
>>41855767>one tranny only tells truths, the other lies
When the necromancer raises you do you want to be a skeleton or a zombie?
>>41855661i hope so. ty bronya>>41855702me calling you a manwhore is already ny retribution for you being a SLUT
>>41855637I've written a metalcore song (with solo) for tranny beforeIt was a very specific time in my life and she was a very specific tranny
i want to be pure
>>41855785I dont wanna damage my brain, human brains are precious and rare, so losing one is a tragedy.
>>41855787nah
>>41855790I wanna be part of the big flesh golem except I combine with a bunch of hot trannies
>>41855774this is because you have estrogenized low/no sperm girly cum. I am a man and have ruined many clothes in my teen years with my heavily populated sperm.
>>41855796Feels good to be pure
>>41855799Which part?
>>41855797I don't think drinking socially gives brain damage, just intense alcoholism. But if you don't want to you don't have to, that's fine.
>>41855780aw moo moo is a boy lmao. i like his cosplays tho, i actually have a maid outfit and a madoka outfit (her new one from the trailer) on the way i’m excited to wear them :3
>>41855803unfortunately i'm evil
>>41855795Living the dream (for a time)Let's get back there one day, fellow clonebro
Reminds me, whatever happened to pura the trip? The last i heard of her, she was transbian and hated men because nils made her eat his ass lol.
>>41855796yea. but i like being worldly too. everything is good
>>41855809Why?
>>41855803feels good to be king
>>41855813sis they're going to crucify me and i'll deserve it
Anyone seen frisson?
>>41855819don't go into the world seeking punishment. that stuff just happens. you don't have to ask for it
>>41855807Collared Madoka cosplay gf would fix me
>>41855802i've cummed off e before crodie>>41855806I think it does. regardless it's not worth the risk
>>41855807How come you're single
>>41855825the cosplay i have coming is the one with the lock on it!!! i’m soooooooooo excited :33333
>>41855804Anything but the legs or anus or wiener I guess
>>41855811Yeah it feels impossible that I could get there again, that vibe is crazy rare Also I feel blessed that the other metalcore/liftbros weren't around awhile ago because I'm pretty mid and physically mogged and could've usurped herYou record? Have you posted before
>>41855830super autism + super high standards + not putting myself out there enough + lots of instability making me finding a bf unrealistic
>>41855676lol
>>41855834Fist, you'll be perfect for clobbering and tearing foes to shreds.
>>41855841Ah yeah that'll do it
>almost 30>forever aloneit's ogre
>>41855817i'm simply morally bankrupt >>41855823i've already endured a lifetime of that
>>41855864Turning 30 changed nothing for me
>>41855864Welcome to the club
>>41855836I haven't recorded in like 10 years but I've been getting back there recently. Have just been jamming with friends and writing little stuff since then basically. One day thoughAre you the guy who has posted stuff via vocaroo in the last couple months?
>>41855807I knowwww but I wanna see a girl dress like him>>41855841what are your standards?
>>41855865deserved
medicated. goodnight
>>41855866that's the problem I don't expect it to change anything
>>41855875goodnight!!! sleep well!! garlic ramen!!!
>>41855864>>41855866>>41855867turning 30 literally is a game changer, more like game over. Nobody wants a crotchy old man like me anymore. I've hit the wall and I can't keep up with the young bucks. I'm retiring the chase.I too thought I'd get a trans wife, but that was never gonna happen.
>>41855873no i know i'm aware that every ounce of suffering done toward me was because they could sense my black heart
>>41855831NeedAre you the girl I was talking to about bideo games earlier or just also on vacation
>>41855812Yep she turned transbianas they all do
bi trans gf that makes her chaser bf cross-dress (he argues but secretly likes the attention of being dolled up)
>>41855869>Are you the guy who has posted stuff via vocaroo in the last couple months?YeahAnyone who fucks with this type of shit I'm down with tbhonesthttps://voca.ro/1kRd0Pur5irS
>>41855879Rick if you just hopepilled for 2+ years you would come out the other side a changed man with a lovely gf/wife
>>41855870taller than me is the big one but is nice to me, is monogamous, is intelligent r all important to me too :p
>>41855882How gross was nils' ass?
>>41855879Once you get a little older you get hotter desu. Silver foxes are hottt.
>>41855864i became a milfmoder but i refuse to stop feeling guilty about it
You and I both have seen all we hold dear cast down by folly, and are pained by the misery of what took its place.
>>41855881i am….
Im scared getting into 30s territory
i cant wait to be thirty and flirty and thriving
i will be thirty and still screaming
>>41855889Yes this absolutely rips, exactly the type of riffs I like, giant grin on my faceWould love to record anything this clean and fleshed out one day
>>41855882In her case, i don't blame her. She didn't want to be forced into eating ass but apparently she was.
>>41855882I've had one realize their lesbian proclovities were stronger than previously advertisedStill technically biIdk I don't blame themI don't think any of it's fakeThey just use a fraction of their full identity until they unlock all of it
>>41855928She was going to go transbian eventually anyway
>>41855905I was phoneposting running errands earlier geg, sorry for 9 year responsesYeah you are adorable, they were right
Anyone else bumping rio da yung og rn?
>>41855943It's just meta attractionmost trannies are female attracted
>>41855927BasteAlthough beware if you ever come across a metalcore-recording tranny You'll attach way too hardPeople say too many similarities starts to become a bad thing and I believe that now
>>41855949awwww ;~; and ur fine!!! did u see my comment about making the safe word, “ggs we both played bad” ? >.< lol
>>41855943Yeah I had mega internal autism about being bi when I was younger, it seems very similar
i'm basically gay but i still let guys fuck me because i hate myself
>>41855944Yeah maybe you're right. Or she would cheat on her bf with another tranny, as is often the case. Ltr with trans women don't seem possible. They get bored easily or want to experience cis women or trans women.
I'm gonna go get little caesar's what do you want /cg/
>>41855960Yes that also put a giant grin on my face, simultaneously the most cringe and based thing I've ever readWould also probably diffuse things very fast by virtue of being funny
>>41855975Basic pepperoni hotnready and some crazy bread
>>41855963Chaser btw
>>41855963Isn't that what a gay guy does though? Why do you associate it with hating yourself?
>>41855975I want to get stabbed 13 times
pov of meeting my choid for a first date (he is very autistic and nervous)
>>41855975
>>41855982i'm a tranny and i like women but i refuse to call myself a lesbian while doing stuff like this nvm all the other baggage
im 22 and havent had sex in 3 years. how many guys will i fuck by age 30
>>41855998ONE BILLION!!!!!!
>>41855985Liderlly meI'm not the clever spergchad I advertise onlineThat takes 3+ minutes of formulating maximizing clever responsesIrl you will have to deal with how I'm literally fucking autistic
>>41855979lmaooo ya i thought that was funny >.< glad u liked that lol. it was cringey as fuck let’s be honest but like still funni :3
>>41856003dreamy. love on the spectrum is real and i want it
so far we've got a hot and ready pepperoni with crazy bread, a justifiable homicide, and a medium two topping with far right pepperoni
>>41855890god, I really hoped so man>>41855893I'm tall I guess, intelligence is debatable lol>>41855898thanks, I hope I do, I'm just going to continue to life and improve as a person and maybe one day a tranner will like me
>>41856014everyone here is autistic including me so you've got a buffet of autists to choose from, cuteia
>>41856005I use cringe as a term of endearment, don't worry. Life is cringe, flirting is cringe, gotta embrace it. I love that shitAlso I meant defuse, I swear I can read
>>41856018Honestly the biggest issue I find with guys is that many don't really take care of themselves. They're kinda gross.
>>41856015et tu, brute
>>41856022its really paradise i love cg... its like an all you can eat buffet of dreamy guys... i want to cherish them all near and far
guys in glasses are too moe... choid full frontal in glasses... im imagining it.... its too stimulating... it feels like a crime scene in my brain....
>>41856024nono i agree life is cringe cringe is endearing!!! ur fine :)
>>41856036I look like a nerd in my gwasses
>>41856046hot...
>>41856036I'm getting a new pair soon but idk what general vibe to go for. I don't really like any of the "in" stuff right now
>>41856049the fashion is kind of all over the place, right? i feel like its kind of a good time to just do whatever. but that makes it hard to choose...
>>41856028to the being turned into a joint fetish art of to the pizza
I am shit online and decent company irl. Not the best company but like the random 3am ubereats order sort of company that hits right at very certain occasions
>>41856036Taking note Choid nudes in glasses have been taken a few times but face doesn't get posted to the board
>>41856056*or to the
>>41856055Exactly, it's like "everything" but I have no sense for how to pick relative to my face/hair/etcMaybe youtube inspo time>>41856042Cringing at ur character's tech in place frames...
>>41856037How she looked on her grindr profile vs real life
>>41855994Oh, like literally 99% of trannies on this site. Ig that's why i decided pump n dump is all trannies are good for. When they feel like they're ready they're just going to move on to dating cis women and being a man again anyway. It's funny how trannies claim men will leave them for the first chance with a cis woman, but it seems like projection at this point.
>>41856074term of endearment :’)
>>41856048I don't know if they are, I kind of hope they are
i'm nonbinary btw
>>41856077i am genuinely so much more into men than women lmao also being with a cis woman would be a special kind of hell for me soo
>>41856089Hi nonbinary btw
>>41856077There is truth in this but you overblow itComphet fucking demolishes this siteBut that doesn't make the male attraction fake, they just lean on it too heavy
i actually bought fake glasses a while back and they make me look like such a chud it's so funny. I'm still figuring out how to style them
>>41856095it's probably not entirely fake but i let it feel like it is by only having bad sex with men i'm not attracted to
>>41856071oh right I guess face would be an issue huh... didn't think of that
>>41856101u should get some product for ur hair, it would look pretty styled with less flyaways :)
>>41856101English genetics hit you like a truck
>>41856082Honestly true though, plus it would be unsightly for me to complain about mid tiers from my place of privilege
>>41856113hehehe this was after a very long day followed by a very long night I had it oiled but I think it did not survive the club
>>41856117there's not a drop of English in me ..,
>>41856094hi dad
>>41856101I like them desuHave you considered the "glasses below the eyes as a fashion statement" thing since they're fake anyway
>>41856101I hate glasses because they make me think too much about whatever meta message I'm sending out to people. Like people judge you before they even speek to you depending on what glasses you wear and they think they already know how you think. Maybe it's because eyes are so important for expressions.
>>41856119aww that’s fair!!! if it helps i rlly like living proof products and can share what i use sometime? :3>>41856118my read is ur a falco main
>>41856101i also got glasses recently but theyre real and i was going blindlooks gud btw
>>41856101Sometines bronya is really hot and I want to cum in her mouth.
>>41856101My culture is not a costume
>>41856125I'll love you no matter if you're binary or straightnary
>>41856142yay enbies won
>>41856101You look like a librarian or a substitute teacher. The glasses look really good on you. I usually shit talk but those glasses look good on you
>>41856128I think it's chic! I bought ones that are just frame no lens which I think is extremely funny but I can't figure out how to make them look cute yet>>41856131i think all of clothes are like that. that's why I like fashion. I get to send whatever message I want>>41856132oh I love living proof! i use loads of their stuff! desu I just need a haircut but I'm losing so much hair from the ozempic I'm scared to go in>>41856135I'm happy you got them then!! good job!!!!>>41856139i didn't wear them for a long time because I felt bad about this. but then I was like what's a glasses loser gonna do I'll just shove them in a locker
>>41856132Yes when I was a lil baby (19 in 2014), but now I play racecar sheik. Very good guess thoughWoulda been fun to guess without seeing your clips/you saying, but you do give off Pika energy to be fair
>>41856138it's rare but I have my moments. I'm working hard to try and have them more often qq>>41856157i look employed.... this is huge
>>41856168I think it's just tough because I've seen you drink your own pee and then vom. That breaks down a lot of the illusion.
>>41856164racecar sheik pffft hahahahahai’m actually rlly good at that mu >:3
Indians are assimilating to Canadian culturehttps://x.com/vancitynews1/status/1995052266773242007
Can you invent cold lava for me please?
>>41856163ty being able to see is pretty cool
>>41856202It was until I clicked that image
>>41856202Taking you out on a date and committing mahjong when I strike out
>>41856077TRVKEtransbians call themselves "bisexual" because they don't like the optics of being a transbian
at little chaser's now getting a medium stuffed crust pepperoni and wishing I had a gf to stuff my crust>>41856202Very cute
>>41856189It's really fun, I love how scrappy it gets. You should show me once you are at a computer :^)
>>41856202Cute
Chaser who pumps and dumps me but with love
>>41856202Why are all the girls here so pretty?
>>41856230Same reason all the guys here are so hotYou only submit yourself to the thundedome when you know you fuck
>>41856230im mtftm silly
>>41856202Stop mogging me
>>41856234I consider myself straight and I'd still hit though
>>41856234Cope and fake and gay stop pretending to not be a woman
>>41856243valid>>41856249i'm just chilling
>>41856227Why not be my fwb instead
>>41856202You look like a 12 year old boy but super gay
Women be like "haha yeah I'm detrans" meanwhile they're still shooting up E and shoving prog up they butt
>>41856264True. Most chasers just seem to prefer pumping and dumping
>>41856271that's dope i'm almost 30 >>41856282haha yeah i do be doing that
who is the weirdo that keeps posting turned into inanimate object porn
>>41856284I think a consistent thing is nicer. We can figure each other out and have the sex get better over time. And cuddle sometimes.
Tranny gf to bring to the Christmas gathering
>>41856293me, hi
>>41855954you know ball
There exists no such concept as too many blankets or pillows. Give me a thousand pillows and a thousand blankets and I will seek a thousand and one of each.
>>41855812>>41855896>>41855928im too autistic to figure out if you niggas unironically believe this
>>41856343Nah I have too many pillows on my bed right now (and one less tranner than desired)
>>41856331did you post the cum jar one
>>41856358Allow your pillows freedom. Let them spread. Pillows roaming all throughout the room all throughout the house. Pillows as far as the eye can see.
>>41856293rick
>>41856362I haven't but I could, at least the SFW frames
>>41856371Damn... imagine if my floor was pillows... I could do wrestling moves on a girl all throughout the place
>>41856378
https://youtu.be/8_6hDhbupEs?si=9D7zEJRr01pCO6Cy
has anybody seen rick?
>>41856343based and pillow pilled>>41856358trans girls, too, are pillows
bringing my (42m) gf (18 mtf) to the chasergen christmas party
my stomach is now stuffed to bursting with delicious cheesey pepperoni pizzaI wish I was stuffed and stretched in other ways too but this is comfy and shall do for now
>>41856381You need not imagine. This reality could become yours if only you allowed it to. My floor is all bed, it is bliss. I do random frontflips throughout the day unprompted for fun and I land in floof. You too could know such splendor if you embraced the pillow path.
>>41856389Do you two not ever talk anymore? I see the both of you around in pretty close proximity
>>41856393thats rape. you cant fuck that lil ass dog
>>41856395My stomach is adequately filled with half a pound of 99% lean turkey plus half an onion and a bell pepperI could stuff and stretch someone on top of that if I had the proper access codes atm
>>41856393Make sure you replace her when she hits the wall
>>41856407is this not an 18yo mtf talking about bringing their 42yo male gf to the christmas party
>>41856404I don’t talk to anybody here
>>41856422You talk to me here all the time
>>41856202I love your style
>>41856410sounds very healthy and lean, I bet you're cute, you could stretch me like a mewling little onahole
>>41856387Did you watch the Chainsaw Man movie
https://youtu.be/ABBd7f0tYyA?si=CZctOwz5i0_i-5Uq>>41856442:(
>>41856432maybe just here, but never out of here
Im eating bananas with honey
>>41856414no. you clearly need to study reddit phrasing more in depth
>>41856470don't care my reading is funnier
No one rated me earlier so here we go again.
putting honey on my banana and making her lick it off
>>41856440Got me taking deep breaths contemplating rutting full force and filling deep inside
>>41856451Do you wanna watch the Chainsaw Man movie together
>>41856393(they've been dating for six years)
>>41856473I could beat you up
>>41856476you break it you buy it, if you make me cum like a bitch and break my mind you've gotta collar me
https://youtu.be/zKhZTB2sI2c?si=KgsG05_36vDok2-S
45 year old chaser who left his w*fe and k*ds for an 18 year old tranny
>>41856473i mog you nazi loser ass bitch
>>41856473nice tattoo rajesh>>41856484>hinduphobic>thirsting after an indianyou can't make this up
>>41856473would but then i'd feel bad about it and ghost you
God forbid men get tattoos.
What happens if you use your shovel to dig up into the sky instead of down into the ground?
>>41856506thirsting? It’s just me telling a guy I can beat them up, because I mog them
>>41856491Pulling out all the stops, fully body weight on top, legs pinned back, upward curve digging inWe'll be stopping at Petsmart for the customizable tag by the end of the night
>>41856493Great music picks again tonight
>>41856520Take enough scoops of air and you'll get really strong probably
a trans without penis is like an angel without wings
>>41856527@.@ god damn I don't think I'd be able to say no...or much of anything besides mewling and drooling and nuzzling your legs for pets
https://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE?si=9BxJJxbgp-6taUhx>>41856530<3
>>41856531I'm going to dig all the way to the sun. I'll be so frickin strong.
I don’t like the term hinduphobic, it implies I’m afraid of jeets and junglejeets like discordia, but they are so weak and beta that I could easily destroy at least a couple hundred without breaking a sweat
I hate that Rosewood is brown or else she'd be perfect.
>>41856541You're perfect
>>41856562You're gonna need a big train.
>>41856564fuck you, rosewood is sweet and pretty and has a nice butt.
type shit
>>41856541Do you wanna watch the Chainsaw Man movie together
>>41856527>>41856540...this is echoing in my brain I might be fucked up for the rest of the night, thanks anon >///>
>>41856572I’m a big motherfucking train
>>41856573Has she posted butt?
>>41856591we still need to have our wrestling match doggy. greco roman, real official like
>>41856592there was an unsee way back. very hot and cute.
>>41856572kek
https://youtu.be/jnRzMETUUAI?si=uYVerQxpzJdWg8I5>>41856564everyones a little brown somewhere>>41856570not really but i appreciate it :)>>41856573its aight>>41856582>:x>>41856592yeh like once
>>41856607Now im horny because of you
>>41856595what kind of oil do you wanna use?
For real though, someone should investigate the train death epidemic in India. It's not like those shits are stealthy-like.
>>41856607the picture gave me a boaner and i jerked off to it. you are a good girl.
is it true that no indian person has ever beat the Wrong Side of the Tracks mission in GTA: San Andreas?
>>41856607>not really but i appreciate it :)You just don't have the same taste in women I do
https://youtu.be/fF6x1ta9j1w?si=47jkxLJerjgwWP5o>>41856617and whys that?>>41856633lol good boy
Shit fucking sucks manI just wanna listen to my music again
>>41856618we gotta use olive oil to make it real official like. and gladiator undies only so its a fair fight.
>>41856607I wish you were a proper Agarthan princess.
Too sad to jork it type night
>>41856540>>41856584Yeah, really imagine itMy weight and heat on youThat feeling building up inside
Imagine a dirty hairy brown hand dipping into a curry that looks like diarrhea
>>41856648>good boydangerous words, you'll melt every chaser in earshot
>>41856672Do you have any visual aids to help me out?
18 year old trannies with cute, small phimosis microclitties that leak clear useless cum <3
https://voca.ro/1f3aG0rCoMXL
>>41856666pressed between hot firm pressure and the soft mattress, helplessly stretched around cock, every thrust eroding resistance until I blow my dignity and mind out all over my stomachcollared and tied up before I can even recover, tossed around like a toy, still leaking your fat load like a broken human condom, the laser at the collar machine etching a new name I don't get to choose...
great, the british pedophile is here
>only people from my country on this website are weirdosSurely this says nothing about me
>>41856705>only people on this website are weirdosftfy
>>41856650good answer, the right answer
good night website!
>>41856717goodnight Nils! Wet dreams!
>>41856717https://voca.ro/140lVcKUKi80
Im putting you on that underground japanese shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk6xEl8OOR4
>>41856654my entire life
>>41856714after i beat you we can go for lunch and have a few beers. maybe once you're a few deep you'll feel bold enough to demand a rematch and we can have a bit of a more warm and mellow scrap.
>>41856695Fuck Trying to not full-erp in public but you're making it and me hard
Turtles climbing up to the tops of trees and dropping down on your head shell first. Get fucking owned, turtles rule this island.
>>41856745Train video soon
>>41856761https://voca.ro/1mIzBOZszceE
Where the suicide pact trannies at
>>41856757Grrrr how am I supposed to respond to the idea of being full pinned, claimed, having loads blown in me to your heart's content, then collared and renamed? Just the idea of having an orgasm forced out of me under the threat that if I cum I lose my rights and become your free use property... bondage pet...fuckdoll....asfgghhh
>>41856779Have you ever seen a turtle miss? I haven't. As far as we know turtles can't miss. Worst case scenario they do miss you're still going to be second guessing every tree you walk past forever and that's permanent psychic damage. Every tree is another potential turtle cranial crushing ambush.
>>41856807https://voca.ro/1fKzziBgfaFC
>>41856794Mine stopped talking to me
>>41856773what
>>41856802Do you think you're strong enough to resist spilling it to full force pressing your spots inside of you? You know you're not, it's not up to you Full relinquishment, how you feel about it doesn't matter
im agamp asl
>>41856850If I'm not strong enough to hold it back I probably deserve to be a pet and pets don't choose... @.@
good morning saars
...I lost
>>41856828(RapGenius) In this verse, anon is alluding to a desire to hurl himself into an oncoming train, drawing a comparison to the many "viral train videos" that have come out of South Asia in the 2020's.
…India won
I'm relapsing bros... I used to hookup with transgirls and femboys a lot but stopped like 7 years ago because it was not good for my mental and I got addicted by it and now I'm starting to look for em again...
Battle: Cowboy vs. AstronautWho wins?
>>41856950how many of the transgirls had vaginas
>>41856951A brahmin.
>>41856958zero. I never fucked someone that was operated and the past 7 years I only fucked cisgirls but it never compared to the mental buff I got from topping an amab
yapping about boys with my friend for literally 2.5 hours
>>41856971then you haven't fucked transgirls just femboys
>>41856972Chaser btw
my mental has recovered I am strong and independent again
>>41856932oh i would probably just shoot myself instead as that is much easier (rapgenius) with a gun
>>41856951https://voca.ro/1cWayVSFgFtA
>>41856986https://voca.ro/1kVyMIqXzDCs
>>41856978if they look like a girl, talk like a girl and tell me they're a girl then they're a girl to me. It doesn't matter if they have a tiny feminine cock between their legs, they're still a girl
not me im a dude
>>41856990Some countries have more trains than easy access to guns
if you look like a girl and sound like a girl but still identify as a guy you're just a really hot femboy and straight chasers will absolutely go down on you while you call them a dumb faggot
>>41856984from where though
I can't take a lot of tranny fetishes seriously, like wtf is bnwo? plapping?
>>41857031oh sick. i wish i had a vagina btw but i'm still a dude
>>41857014nice fagcope lad
>>41856993Our combatants are equipped with their opponents loadout. The astronaut gets a horse, hat, lasso, and revolver with 6 bullets 1 of which is a dud that makes a fart sound and jams the gun. The cowboy gets a space ship. The battle takes place on Namek.
>>41857039From my bed at the momentIt's too early
>>41857045>male to pre-op ftmwhat an arc
>>41857048https://voca.ro/1jRcmnhho2UT
>>41857054how am i doing so far >>41856202
>>41857046not coping sweatie, calling someone a girl because they identify as one is just the right thing to do
>>41857049its 1:12 am where i am
>>41857072more than enough to confuse a straight boy into a tamed pet
>>41857072You're hot
>>41857041white trannies are usually incels so they have incel fetishes
>>418570808:14 in europe
>>41857072i love white girls so much bros
>>41857064Space ship: Discovery.Horse: Shadowfax.Gun: Buntline Colt SAA revolver.The hat has a string you can tie it on with.
11:14 west coast, gonna finish this joint then do the nightly routineblew out my front quads doing extra cardio yesterday so it'll be upper body reps plus 20 minutes of elliptical, weighted lunges return tomorrow
>>41857105Love a good excuse to skip leg day tbqh
>>41857101https://voca.ro/112Hu7czBXs7
im in a cute tanktop and booty shorts its such a travesty i dont have a bf to grope me
>>41857094geh zur arbeit bernd
>>41857158very true, its a travesty i dont have a girlfriend to feel up like im a dirty pervert
>>41857138It's not a full skip I'll still do squat to press and some stiff leg deadlifts, the hammies are fine so i should punish them
>>41857083acceptable but i'm going to call him a fag and he has to buy me beer >>41857084thanks man >>41857096u can call me a girl it's chill as long as u remember it's he/they
>>41857164w h e r e
>>41857172>acceptable but i'm going to call him a fag and he has to buy me beerI'd call you daddy and drink girly drinks while buying you beer if that's what turns you on
This is Twinkchan in 2030
>>41857151The space ship comes with the fuel thingies. The cowboy hat is black and white splotches like how cows are.
>>41857196she's hot
>>41857172>u can call me a girl it's chill as long as u remember it's he/theygonna mispronounce you in my head while ur feminine dick flaps around
need a tranny gf to listen to classic era simpsons writer/director commentary with
Zoe said she thinks LTG is hot. Burning the coal.
need a tranny to watch kino with and play videogames with. (i dont want a tranny gf im not gay)
>>41857217LTG isn't a coon, he has a peanut butter complexion and is spiritually Yakubian
>>41857197https://voca.ro/14UGZLqntIug
Overwatch e-girl tranny gf who makes me give her head under the desk while pocketing her as Mercy on a Switch
>>41855291>qott: do you like karaoke? yea i like it >what is or would be your go to karaoke song?i like doing talking heads songs as just a flex because i have a pretty good yelpy falsetto>is there a duet you would like to do with someone?the xx is always my go to with duets. maybe I Dare You or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK1k3IYmlUEi have a good low man voice so i'll do Oliver obvs but my old roommate who I sang a lot of love song duets at home was too intimidated by the wispy airy voice that Remy has to ever be comfortable singing their songs.
22 year old tranner on grindr replied "heyyy" with three y's. We're so back
145 iq tranny gf who manipulates and controls me but im too stupid to be privy to her tricks and games
>>41857175best coast
>>41857183i actually like auntie. i'm still a guy i'm just auntie. otherwise cute >>41857210>in my headyea i can work with this
>>41857232If he can figure out what buttons to press to contact command he can speak to the rest of the space team, but he'd also have to convince them he's one of them because he's a cowboy and not part of the space team.
>>41857240autocorrect made my roommate intimidated by the rat from ratatouille.
>>41857252I could be down with calling someone auntie, especially someone as hot as you
tranny who i let manipulate me cause i have nothing else going on
>>41855383>im 28Already walked for 10 years
>>41857265Walled
>>41857252>yea i can work with thisyaaay! youre such a cute he/they! (in my head: you like that you cute little girl huh? you love it when I nibble your feminine earlobe right? moan with your girly voice when I bite into your ear, you girl you)
>>41857253https://voca.ro/11q4ssAPgYI2
>>41857272Saloon doors kick open. The astronaut requisitions a bounty on the cowboys head. Fifty silvers the pay to the man who can do it. A whole table stands up, dons their hats, stroll up to the astronaut. The astronaut wakes up an unkown amount of time later minus one Buntline Colt SAA revolver, hat a few feet away now drenched half poking out of a full spittoon. Awful headache.
>>41857257thanku i've just been feeling that more and more as i've gotten closer to 30>>41857270yaya this is acceptable as long as u remember not to say it out loud or anything. btw my voice is more in the faggy stoner range than girly just a heads up
>>41857298https://voca.ro/19obTmY0RejI
>>41857314I'll try my best s̶i̶s̶ bro, don't be angry when I say it in the heat of the moment though because i get a mushy brain when im horny>my voice is more in the faggy stoner range than girly just a heads upI can call you a fag if we share a ciggy after
>>41857343>I can call you a fag if we share a ciggy afteryea u already know my deal it seems
>>41857324"Is another cowboy?" The radio replies loud and clear "Fourth time this month...." slightly muffled off to the side it continues. " Uh, yeah sure, breaker breaker we've got fifty to forty dudes on their way to your location to clear the way for your leakage problem. You just say put and don't touch anything". the radio goes silent, the monitors flick off and go blank, humming previously heard from internal something or other lessens in volume and eventually too go silent. The space ship seems to be sleeping.
>>41857365ill see you at 6pm my place then, you better wear a manly skirt
>>41857374https://voca.ro/1mtsaUldFR81
You can tell a chaser from a straight guy by how hopeless they are at talking to women
I don't talk to women cause im nonchalant and don't need no woman in my life
>>41857379gotcha bro only the manliest skirt i have
20 pushups20 situps20 KB squat to press10+10 KB preacher curls20 KB SLDL10+10 weighted lungesWhewNow a breather then 20 minutes cardioI will make myself worth owning
>>41857416trans girl? these circuit training routines are so so, i could put you on a better one based on your goals
>>41857423couch choid anon in second week of doing more than walking to the fridgeI'm doing mini workouts in the morning and at night so I don't lose muscle while I cut calories, today was lighter on the legs because I did a big hike yesterday and made my quads ouchie
>>41857432ohhh. i just figured cause you said you wanted to be worth owning. alright man power to ya.
20 Ingmar Bergman movies20 cigarettes20 telling the boy you like that hes hot10+10 looking in the mirror and saying youre valid20 messages to the boy you like even though he hasnt replied10+10 listening to screamoWhewNow a breather then 20 minutes of grand strategy gamesI will make myself worth owning
>>41857439I'm a switch on paper but a collar would fix and break me
*casts ensquidify on the moon*
10x flicking left nut10x flicking right nutball squeezing to failure10x cock slaps10x ball punchesrest and ball massage for 30 secondsrepeat x3
Where do snowmen go during summer?
>>41857494https://voca.ro/15E7eDOWHr4c
>>41857506I'm going to become a snowman. That's going to be my life.
>>41857523https://voca.ro/16pBa5Jg9acH
Polish tranny
1 australian tranny wife with a pink hole please <3
>>41857538I'm innocent.
Are there any trans women here
I don't think I've smiled a single time since she broke up with me
>>41857568im a short straight male with short hair, wide shoulders and a 7inch dick, is that what youre looking for?
>>41857567https://voca.ro/1ixv8V4WglhP
>>41857574Yes also im a chaser btw
>>41857571https://voca.ro/1drWqeDY49X0
>>41857583based. I only top and do hookups, I wont date a tranny
>>41857494They migrate North to live with Santa and commit plausibly deniable hate crimes against elves.
>>41857624>commit plausibly deniable hate crimes against elvesBased. Snowmen are awesome. We should all strive to be more like the snowmen.
>>41857571You should watch a good comedy or hang out with your friends more. I have a terrible life but I still smile all the time!
>cardio done>700kc deficit>showered, teeth brushed>cozy in bed with teatime for comfy
>>41857631https://voca.ro/14lGNxFEDSsz
>>41857632Well-earned comfy
>>41857640It could definitely be worse for sure! But it's got a lot of problems of my own making we're sorting out and probably will be sorting out for another 5 years at least. Definitely on the path back up, but it sucks to know it's all your fault. That's mostly the terrible part.
>>41857677https://voca.ro/128eyr2azSCm
>>41857631Do you have any comedy recommendations?
>>41857702Death of Stalin. It has Steve Buscemi as Nikita Kruschev.
>>41857706Thanks
one thing I'm learning from doing daily workouts of increasing reps is it would feel really, really good to be pinned and fucked while my muscles are too sore to resist
>>41857702I haven't rewatched Superbad in a long time, I might do that.
>>41857706You ever see Burn After Reading?
im straight but I wouldnt mind if an afab would fuck my tight virgin hole with a strap on
>>41857713That one is pretty good
>>41857712Deadlifts and a lot of leg exercises make me omega bulldozer horny after I cool downI hear that's common though
>>41857714I haven't yet but I know I should
https://voca.ro/1oiIMkUkI79P
Euros get straight from Africa BBC, are they better than our American BBCS?
>>41857718i had this once and it was hot. wasn't too into the whole in and out sensation of the dildo, but i enjoy my hole getting stretched. she also edged me mercilessly which i loved more than anything and am desperate to get back
>>41857718Real
>>41857728Really fucking funny and unique movie. Not exactly the same in tone to Stalin, but Stalin reminded me of it a lot
>>41857712I also get horny after working out. Idk what kind of lazy low energy fucking we'll do but we can figure it out.
>>41857744>Idk what kind of lazy low energy fucking we'll do but we can figure it out.I'm 100% down for just zoning out and being a fuckdoll and being used at your pace, muscles off brain off just toy
>>41857784do you think she likes white chuds with blue eyes
https://voca.ro/1fQFGE3IlFPu
>>41857784forever grateful for not having curly hair, that seems like such a nightmare to maintain
https://voca.ro/17S4J2uPBjZi
BZC>BBC
