qott: when do you feel sexiest? is there anything you do to get in the mood when you don't feel attractive? PREV: >>41858074
Bronya makes the shittiest and most boring threads
>>41862865you know it baby
>>41862845I don't ever feel sexy
>>41862845qott: idk ive found ive been able to force it by hanging out with my hot guy friends i have a crush on. makes me want to figure out cute hair and makeup stuff in a way i dont normally stress over. after i did this last summer i realized u can just mentally trick yourself into feeling this way and now i just do this to girlmode.
qott2: what do you think about men that take finasteride?
Send your chaser a selfie right now.
>>41862886what if i dont have a chaser
I have a bbc btw if you even care
>>41862888wait i posted a selfie here you guys are my chaser. im in a committed monogamous relationship with chaseranon. i already did it
>>41862888send one to steve
>>41862845I feel perma ugly until I rail fat lines but thats just delusion
>>41862900im not going to interact with steve if i can avoid it my messages already get pulled up in court often enough by virtue of being a tranny
racism is a natural response to the behavior blacks demonstrate on a regular basis, and they'll flip out violently and spam the thread because I said so
>>41862845When a hot woman tells me I am.
>>41862910Why not?
>>41862895I'm already in a committed chaselationship
>>41862929you are exempt
>>41862845>qott: when do you feel sexiest?when I make progress towards my body goals >is there anything you do to get in the mood when you don't feel attractive?basically any sort of interest or affection from someone I consider attractive
Zero luck as of late in the dating market. I will start running after hsts prostitutes and boymoders at the exit of their starbucks wagie shift during the night. I will make the chase great again
>>41862925i do not like steve. i am trying to make less of a thing of it in the thread but i find him very gross
push that fucking turd out for daddy <3
>>41862943steve is really cool though
The QOTT is fucking retarded and the OP, as usual, is a faggot.
>>41862951im sure he has his fans!>>41862954true!
posting my pancakes again cus last thread died
>>41862970You have to wait to strategically drop this when thread quality hits rock bottom
>>41862967they look nice are u going to put something on them? last time i did was a banana and oats pancake and i ate with strawberry and a bit of doce de leite
>>41862845i feel #sexy when my bf calls me a good boy
>>41862970Thank you for your service.
>>41862967Que bonita
>>41862943an anon mistook me for Steve once I hope you don't hate me sonia you're chill
There's a guy on instagram who posts juggling videos and he's incredibly hot
>>41862884hrt reppers
>>41862967Those flapjacks look perfectly cooked
>>41862967>>41862977
>>41862993im more chill than i seem i promise im happy your opinion of me is positive!
>>41862970damn, discordia's hands don't pass at all
>>41862989one day i will also have this
>>41862994Does the juggling affect this hotness?
>>41863016Ofc but in my previous post i was only referring to his looks
i kinda miss indiagen
>>41863026Indiagen was one of the best threads we had in the month of november
>>41863023So I SHOULD learn to juggle?
I miss Rick
>>41863032i agree
>>41863042Only if you're already hot
>>41862987nope ill eat them as is but that sounds yummy kiria>>41862992obrigada :3>>41863005thank you!!>>41863007ofc chaser-kun! :3
>>41862993did you by any chance post something like >16-18 year old trannies <3
I hope you still have your old video game collection
dawgy show bobs you bloody bhenchod bitch
let's all be normal this thread <3 :D
>>41863074nigga just emulate
>>41863059nice to have another br transgirl here ^^ it used to be just me and one brazilian chaser but ignores his flirting and lies hes a manwhore
>>41863090I don't have any, I'm completely flat. HRT does nothing to me. God hates me
>>41863042Yeah but i don't think you could ever be hotter than him
>>41863073no I posted weird hypno and TF kink stuff, underage is a hard no from me dog>>41863074playing Sid Meier's Pirates!, Crimson Skies and Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 with my tranner on a rainy day, cozied up together and kissing her neck
>>41863105show flat chad bobs BITCH!!!
aft wearing grey sweatpants (I can see the outline)
>>41863091I don't think I'm ever normal
>>41863108>underage is a hard no from me dogNo way
>>41863113only my husband is allowed to see my multicolored nipples
>>41863108I wouldn't mind cuddling while she played games that sounds fun
>>41862916Evergreen >>41863112
>>41863047Depends on if you're into jugglers.>>41863107Well jeez I didn't know it was a competition
>>41863125Do you pass the nipples test?
>>41862992How many BRs are there here?
>>41863114AFT? No, BWC.
Taking my ed trans gf to a georgian restaurant and telling her she has to finish this by herself
>>41863137>I'll prove him wrong by doing what he said I'd do that'll show himkeep digging lil dude
>>41863102>>41860700Interpretation left to the reader.
>>41863144no, because it's brown and pink
>>41863181over for you, not allowed into agartha
>>41863172It's just funny to me how spot on that greentext is, cooked there
>>41863188see>>41863172
>>41863186nobody wants to go there its cold we're in california and the mediterranean
>>41863186that's okay, because dawgs go to heaven instead
can you guys take this to /mtfg/? Its already dogshit there, nobody will notice
>>41863137>>41863188>look at this weird racegooner post i made>isn't it right and cool?
>>41863125Hello future wife
meows cutely
>>41863217Just how cutely babe
>>41863217Do you like chin scritches?
paws at u
Would you rent games if you still had a blockbuster?
>>41863226yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>41863225mrrrp :3
>>41863217it's kitty! heya kitty! c'mere I'll give you ear scritchies
https://voca ro/1fltT5TIat0Vtranner mrow
>>41863238hihihihiiiiii
>>41863230the only games I rent are paradox DLC because paying $10 to burn myself out on EUIV in a month or whatever is easier than buying $300 worth of DLC up front
>>41863212my future husband should know my favorite color
>>41863102yeah it is nice>but ignore his flirting and lies hes a manwhoreokay lol i will
>>41863254scritchscritchscritch right behind those ears, no need for people thoughts, just meowing and cuddles <3
>>41863137>>41863188you've got this weird fixation on "loser white dudes" and "BBC" to the point where you're essentially mirroring the thing you're sperging out about, like you post like any other bnwo spammer, it's interesting is all.
>>41863247Cute
i want to. rest my head in a chaser's lap briefly. one day
Isn't it funny how that one chud who's still having a breakdown over bmw has the EXACT same deranged typing style as that other incel chaser who's constantly trying to neg trans women into fucking him? Lol
>>41863269;~; okiiii ty
>>41863289You deserve it, lots of gentle headpats and stroking and playing with your hairWhat if they pop a stiffy, though? You're hot enough to cause that even if they're trying not to...
I can't believe that guy is having a breakdown over BMW's. I mean yeah they break down all the time, but that's just Kraut engineering.
>>41863309i see. i must become uglier to prevent causing any problems
>>41863291Are you that guy making all those weird race posts? If you're talking about me the only poster I neg is bronya and that's only because she needs to post more skincare content.>>41863289Only if you go blond again
>>41863323i might.... id have to grow out all the black first tho so probably not for some time
>>41863315Sorry krautbois I'm Japanese-only
>>41863291only one person here uses "bmw" to evade filters, whereas everyone but you thinks you're a retarded race gooner who should leave
>>41863289i want to. as wellll ;~;
Oh there's (You)s aplenty, anyway you can't claim to not be obsessed then shriek out like body snatchers whenever someone repeats the sound "bibisi" within a five mile radius.
>>41863319It's only a problem if you consider it a problem! If I had my head in someone cute's lap and that made them hard I'd fucking melt like a puddle oh my god
i missed the buildup to this i dont know what we're arguing about. but i want to get involved
I'll never forget Pearl Harbor.
>>41863341oh i see.... i guess that probably is kinda dreamy when you put it like that....
>>41863335Gently stroking your hair as we listen to music and enjoy being next to each other
Want to fuck a trans chicks throat so hard they pass out from lack of oxygen and then hold them until they come back to consciousness.That's all, have a good night.Oh actually also, for the thread question? When I'm dressed for cold weather and smoking cigs. I feel like a creep, a good feeling. Not sure if the question was for us chasers but eh.
>>41863328This is fucked, hurry up.>>41863342Some dude's glitching out because he got banned for posting bnwo porn I think.
>>41863258Of course wife of mine, it's uhh green?
>>41863359manlet repper ass post
>>41863362ok let me focus ill grow it all out in one nighti see. more /b/ shit i guess
>>41863359Based cute post
>>41863354incredibly dreamy, just my touch turning them on that much? I'd nuzzle in and purr.
>>41863340>>41863291this is so last thread, give it up, its time for clitty goony
>>41863333”Everyone" meanwhile it's the same group of easily recognizable anons who sperg out at the drop of a coin. At the same time everyone else has moved on, like they do with literally every other troll post but that stuff hits home for you losers.
>>41863367wow what the fuck?? Did you just guess that? How did you guess? Did you know all along, or do think we have a special connection?
>>41863358i have long curly hair btw >.< that sounds rlly lovely, what kinda music do u like?
Gooning to adrien brody pics
>>41863378awawawawawai will have this one day
>>41863368no the reppers are the ones who want to be throatfucked until they pass out
>>41863359of course the question was for chasers why wouldn't it be... i love you
>claims everyone has moved on>is still going, quoting posts from the last thread and fundamentally incapable of not replying put on a trip so we can filter you and this all ends
>>41863359What if i don't wake up from that though and i fall into a coma or die or something
>>41863388you deserve it <3 I don't but hopefully one day I will
>>41863391no, the reppers are the ones who put on the extremely aggressive and macho facadewhat you're describing are just bottoms, and they're validreppers will throw sissy fits if they feel like you're insulting their manhood, mostly because they lack the size. Manlet rage, and shrimpie rage
>>41863412i think everyone deserves this. manifesting it for us both
>>41863373It's always /b/ shit. They use chud/incel without grasping what it means and how it describes them, it's cultural appropriation.You're strong, you've got a strong mind, you've been cramming, you can do this. You need to recreate that exact haircut too.
>>41863385>i have long curly hair btw >.<My favouriteI think the occasion calls for some slow, ambient music. Want to get you in to a trance so we can start melting together
>>41863411then at least you died doing what you loved>>41863413>bottoms, and they're validrare bottom positivity hopefuel in chasergen
>"put on a trip so we can filter you and this all ends">being so mind broken by troll posts that you need to filter them to avoid permanent demoralization instead of just scrolling Whoa there buster
>>41863418the debbie harry shaggy bob? i liked it a lot it was super cute. i honestly don't really like growing out my hair too much i feel like shorter hair suits me better. plus i always get annoyed and cut it at some point
>>41863402Oki :3 it's me the chud bbc spammer
https://youtu.be/tvGnYM14-1AI think I'm half the total views on this song at this point
Oh god, here comes the "every anon fucking with me is the same person" cope
>>41863429Yesssssss, Yeah I feel you there, I'm growing my shit out and I'm at the medieval serf stage, idk why I'm doing it I'm just going to ask some turkish man to give me "that one" and walk away dissapointed.I just don't know how people deal with this i cant smoke a cigarette without eating my own hair.
>>41863422I don't know why cis men being bottoms is so demonized. I mean it's not my thing, but I feel like it's completely valid. Meanwhile these ultra macho repper dudes are just weird faux-rapists who see us as disposable fleshlights. I'd love to beat up a few of them
>>41863421show me! i love listening to new music!!!i mainly listen to dariacore and breakcore these days but that sounds rlly nice <3also i pushed myself to go out today while on vacation and took a train to a nearby city to play melee for a few hours with some ppl, it was nice :3
I'm leaving this gen. I know you'll all miss me and that's very sad but i need to focus on other things
>>41863427you're cuckblackedposting? or against it? what are u even arguing about?
what is everyone eating for dinner today? ramen for me tbqhwyf
>>41863469who are you
>>41863456oh god yeah smoking with long hair is trenches. it gets easier when its longer and you can just like. scrape it back in a clip or something. it's fun to take some control over your appearance tho, right? like whenever im spiralling out about not feeling in control of my life i get a piercing or something so i feel in control of my body at least. feels good
>>41863469see you tomorrow
>>41863480I am the faggot>>41863489No
Chuds still going award
looking at pictures of tom hardy and imagining him bouncing me on his thigh and groping me
>>41863427>permanent demoralizationomg yall are so retarded holy shit. youre the only one who's demoralized
>>41863486I can't be arsed tying it up it like yanks it too hard, my hair is bigger than it is long, I think I'm just not getting a haircut until I see my family for christmas out of laziness, it's always cheaper outside of the city the places here are actually sodomizing. I bleach my hair when I feel like i need a change of identity, but I think I can't do it anymore with my new job, lame shit.
Holding my tranny tightly while she's playing her favorite 20 year old video game
>>41863475two big Ahi tuna steaks with oven roasted beets and carrots! I need low calorie protein to balance my macros today and fish and veggies is the tastiest way to get there
>>41863505
i posted a vocaroo reading a passage from moby dick & nobody gaf
>>41863516Careful now, he's gonna start posting about BMW's loser whites and chuds again, it's just a car manufacturer I don't really get it. I love a chudtheory but this one evades me.
>>41863511Now this is a good post
>>41863530Sobes funny looking nose
>>41863530I'm sorry I didn't reply although I recognized it as moby dick
>>41863530guess chasers don't want trans dick as much as they claim if you just whipped it out and got no replies
>>41863475Snowbunny <3
How much should a chaser be able to deadlift?
>>41863544it's ok i forgibe ouy
>>41863517i get exactly what you mean yea thats a struggle...its valid to stall it haircuts are a pain and a ripoff... ive never tried going somewhere outside the city i just DIY it when im brokejob codes for stuff like that are so evil... it makes me so mad... should be a union issue>>41863523oh god. its 20 years old tomorrow. this is terrifying>>41863525i look like this
>>41863552>>41863427>>41863501you're very odd
>>41863553at least how much i weigh
>>41863553repper
>>41862845yes but i cant tell you
>>41863567How much do you weigh? I'm two weeks into working out :3
>>41863368>>41863413I don't think I'm insecure? I'm pretty happy with my masculinity. I just like violent sex. Both ways though so i don't know if that says anything about me.>>41863411sorrow and despair would ensue.>>41863422Are bottoms frowned on here?
Still chattering among themselves about it even now cause it's the only way they can self soothe award
>>41863555Sobes bizarre nose
>>418635672-3 of you is likely pretty easyGotta aspire for overhead press to the bedroom at minimum
>>41863553twice your bodyweight at least or im gonna get the ick because even i could do that back when i was a 140lb boy
>>41863585chaser bottoms are the most maligned of all, but the ones that stick around are used to itI know my heart wants a nearly impossible one in a billion unicorn and that's probably never happening but I'll chill here with the cute girls and choids anyways
>>41863563>job codes for stuff like that are so evil... it makes me so mad... should be a union issueThing is, women get away with it, but "alternative" looks on guys are a no-no. Why not just let anyone get away with it? I guess women are usually more formal about it, but still Very weird, this place also drug tests for an IT job, so it's all fucked up.>DIY it when im brokeThinking of doing this, I'm a guy I can always go bald if I fuck up, but what if it doesnt come back?
I deadlifted 80lbs once
>>41863591Are you ok? this is chasergen ofc ppl are going to talk to eachotheris something happening?
>>41863553idc about that at all. i think it's mostly chasers that care about that?
>>41863612its definitely way stricter on guys for sure right. not that the dress codes for women don't tend to be more misogynistic but like. a lot of it comes back to that patriarchal stuff it suckssssssDRUG TESTS FOR AN IT POSITION??????? that is INSANE what the fuck is going on i think if it doesn't come back it doesn't come back its just hair lots of people pull off bald really well! but yea i get the anxiety. idk if cutting it increases the chances for that or not tho
>>41863466Okay it's not really ambient but I'm taking too long finding a song already. Got a bit lost listening to what dariacore ishttps://youtu.be/GGfWuK-fZYM?si=xcDX2YVZJOwduOQ7>also i pushed myself to go out today while on vacation and took a train to a nearby city to play melee for a few hours with some ppl, it was nice :3That sounds fun and I'm happy it went well. I'm trying to push a friend to push harder with tourneys so she can go to the international one here and we can hang out
>>41863591are you still going
i have no strenght.
>>41863581>>41863597like 155-160 lbs ;~; (i am 6’3) >.<
>>41863647hes gooning his clitty
i weigh 135lbs and it would be really hot for a chaser bf to toss me around
>>41863654>i am 6’3I didn't know how much I needed you
>>41863652cuuuuute
>>41863654Easy shoulder carry + I heightmog youYou keep getting hotter fr
>>41863666im worried left isnt flared enough at the base so right seems safer! but its pretty thick
>>41863654>6'3" petgirl nonaGod damn that's kinda hot
Still thinking about my posts even after I stopped sending them award
34Cs literally are invisible. i want bigger tits
switch trans gf who's tiny and I can throw her around like a toy when she's horny and subby but who knows how to play my brain like a fiddle and can turn me into a glassy eyed fuckdoll when she's dommy
>>41863635>its definitely way stricter on guys for sure right. not that the dress codes for women don't tend to be more misogynistic but likeThese women wear flip flops in the summer, and I have to wear smart shoes, I have to numb myself to it all. Yeah right? First thing my coworkers told me was to stop putting stuff up my nose and to quit smoking if I did, dudes in their 40's, it's fucking dystopic. It's a big company, but this feels a little much, it's because the IT division is treated like "every other part of the company", fucking dumb shit.What if I had a weird shaped bald head? You would never slap my head if it was weird shaped
>>41863720hi hello hi tranner btw
>>41863704ominous
>>41863555I'll get it next time, it was making me think about reading so I'm reading off and on now
>>41863725hello nona if that post spoke to you you're an amazing person and will make your choid incredibly happy <3
ominous dominance
>>41863636i can show u some dariacore songs sometime if you’d like :3that sounds like fun with ur friend!! it’s scary sometimes but i wish y’all the best <3>>41863672im just a girl >.<>>41863682> I heightmog youno way :O i didn’t know that was possible!!! >.<>>41863699i’m a good girl i swear >.<>>41863652same. i arm wrestled a cis girl and managed to lose and it hurt and she didn’t even work out >.< i guess that’s what happens when u get an orchi and have been on e for 13+ yrs and ur muscles atrophe tho >.<
>>41863722i would absolutely slap your weird bald headflip flops to the office is crazyyyy i cant even imagine. maybe we do need dress codes. but also whatever who fuckin caresyea idk it doesnt exactly feel more woke to be doing MORE drug testing... i dunno thats shit
>>41863750yeah and i just dont have a hand grip anymore either, i can squeeze as hard as i can possibly try and nothing happens. i cant even choke a mf if i had to
I still think about this
>>41863737i have no choid i must scream
>>41863383Is it actually? I just guessed because green is my favorite color.
>>41863717I have 34DDs and still feel this way but yeah I remember having C cups and feeling miserable about it. You need to eat lots and pray because the jump from C to D is huge especially with the right bra
>>41863694TrueI don’t need to lose yet another up there
>>41863773Going to start asking men I date how scalable their paternal investment is
>>41863774I'd love to cuddle and watch movies and play vidya and drive you around to see Christmas lights, bring you home and put your ankles behind your head and ruin you, then wake up the next morning bound and gagged and being slowly massaged and hypnotized into nothingness <33 I can't imagine you're anywhere close, though...
>>41863750Maybe mog is overstating it but I am 3 inches taller than you yeahI like tall girls a lot, way better cuddles
>>41863773me talking about the boy i like >>41863782what was your breast growth timeline like? im at 1 year hrt right now and im wondering how long i have to wait
using my tranners stick to activate my bowels to poop faster <3
>>41863750Always love discovering more musicMaybe you can join the tourneys here too one day
Chasers here act more trans than the trannies themselves
>>41863773
>>41863799nta but why are the cuddles better
>>41863807True. Repper btw
>>41863801At one year I was on C cups. At two years I was on D cups. I am now DD about 5 years later but they are still changing shape and growing. Personally I had two years of quite consistent growth to cup size and now several years of smaller changes that are more about shape. I have a feeling in the very long term I'll get another cup size if the track continues. Changes are way longer term than people often imagine
Do you think half life 3 will be like star wars where the existing fan base will hate it
>>41863743raped cuckitude
>>41863807Chaser bottoms are trans-adjacent, I'd probably be a repper if I hadn't interrogated those feelings through several years of kink exploration
>>41863807I mean I do tuck before I head out of the house just in case
>>41863782chaser btw
>>41863813Just speaking relative to like a 1+ foot height difference which I have experienced frequently due to statisticsNicer to have someone who is still smaller than me but by a normal amount for once
How do I make up for ignoring a tranny I speak to? I didn't mean to I've just been wanting to kill myself extra bad recently
>>41863829YesIt’s impossible to live up to the hype at this point
>>41863788please seek immediate medical attention
>>41863847Tell her you found out you're autistic and didn't wanna talk about it
>>41863847"Hey I haven't poked in a while I'm sorry I've been going through some hard stuff, how have you been? I hope you're well"
>>41863806maybe!! i guess it just depends on where here is >.<>>41863799nono it’s ok, i think that constitutes heightmogging… and also that’s rlly hot desu >.< i agree btw, snuggles with a guy taller than me sounds so much nicer
>>41863847if theyre still around dont worry about it
>>41863773if i had a choid he would post like this about me
>>41863841interesting... i always like hearing how guys perceive height difference stuff idk. im a 5'10 tranner and even though i mostly date guys now i used to be an inch taller and i dated one girl a while back who was 5' tall and the height difference kind of annoyed me ngl. i think any more than 4-5 inches feels weird. and then this year i had a really big crush on a 6'2 guy as a 5'10 girl and even though its supposedly only 4 inches it felt massive idk like he literally felt like a giant werewolf in comparison to me (he's maybe 180lbs to my 130)
>>41863847Just don’t do it again. Did she forgive you or have you not talked again yet?>>41863850My plan is the push them out the other end
>>41863850Do you think chasers are feminine sissies?
>>41863153i think its 3 now? or 4 if you're one and is not the pancake girl or the gauchoid>>41863265good job!!>>41863173no problems in that post tho
Still whining and mindbroken even after I stopped posting award
>>41863873i cannot answer that question without a rigorous definition of the terms "chaser", "feminine", and "sissy">>41863871like a reverse sword swallowing... very compelling
>>41863847just say hi sorry youve been aloof and youve been missing her and also explain why and what youre gonna do differently and actually act differently afterwards> guide to women
>>41863885Shut up and answer the question sissy
>>41863895but i cant....
>>41863873>>41863895not all chasers are sissies and not all sissies are chasers but there's a non-zero overlapt. masc presenting chaser
>>41863856We're two of the like, seven tall melee playersAlso I didn't know someone else here played if that's what >>41863806 is talking about that's based. I just knew about the other FGC guy
bronya thoughts? >>41863803
>>41863917Not good. your body will poop when it is ready to. you shouldn't rush it
>>41863855Ok>>41863871We haven't been talking at all recently>>41863886But what if I can't
Wearing these today, are they cute?
>>41863935i like them! i think the wide lace band on the waist is really pretty
>>41863806this is hardly dariacore but based off what u shared with me maybe you’d like this song? :3or maybe this one? https://on.soundcloud.com/X6Knq5zuUY6bxstKJP>>41863912woah… so ur taller than me and play melee and have the capacity to actually be into me and seem like a genuinely chill guy??? woa……
>>41863935I love panties so much
I would never ever wear panties unless a hot girl told me to and thought it was hot then maybe for her >//>
>>41863947Same bro, fr
>>41863874
Actually i don't care
>>41863856>it just depends on where here isNL>>41863912Nah I don't play but I watched a fair bit because of my friend>>41863943Love the song, thank you
moaning and whimpering and kissing him and asking my annoyed choid bf to rape me
>>41863934Say hi, send a meme or animal and say you missed them and don't do it again, and hope she is coolDo it today waiting longer only makes it worse
Should I do a grindr hook up with a 'straight' man who I had to explain the difference between a tranny and a twink and I've been kind of mean to him all day and he's been kind of mean to me but thats why there is chemistryhe has never ever met a trans girl before
>>41863943Yes, yes, yes, and I would like to think so.Not perfect ofc but I'd like to think I'm doing my best (Bronyapilled)
What's with all the tape fetishes?
>>41863963what?? im pretty sure u posted a LOT more of body pics here in 2 weeks than i did in 6 mo i post here lmao. its okay tho. but you're a slut. but its ok to be one ^___^
>>41863943>>41863806>>41863977somehow managed to fail to share the first song i wanted to share >.< https://on.soundcloud.com/Jp6wDHUiZalgZdzYhku want some real dariacore tho here’s a dariacore song frfr https://on.soundcloud.com/RFcfH2CgTmpFqT0bPf>>41863977i am def not going to the netherlands anytime soon if ever but i appreciate it >.< <3
cant sleepsometimes i feel like every single thing i can think of makes me despair and living doesn't even seem worth the trouble
>>41864002idk i dont generally trust grindr guys theyre scary
>>41864002sounds like a good way to get hurt
>>41864011its worth it. i promise. even if it doesnt feel like it sometimestry and get some rest mamo its gonna be okay
>>41864002can you deal with the mid sex 'am i gay' conversationwhich countryhow far away is he
>>41864007I meant rape fetishes
>>41864024What's wrong with rape feyaihesz
>>41864004imperfection is where real perfection comes from so i think ur doing gr8 <3“And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.”-John Steinbeck, East of Eden
Snowbunnies <3
>>41864002i used to fuck twinks on grindr by telling them i've never been with a fuy before worked like a charm
>>41864011i wouldnt be able to sleep either if i had a demon horse and werewolf outside of my window either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SvJXSyPNXs
I wanna punch libtard trannies
>>41864039Everything>>41864050Exactly why you should never touch Grindr men
>>41864055i wanna tongue punch their fartbox if you know what i mean
>>41864011you're hot and pass and worth it
>>41864023Wouldn't be my first time. He is in the same city as me.>>41864021>>41864013Yeah but the sex would be crazy for it I bet>>41864050Oh :c
>>41864022ur always so nice to me bronya <3idkeven waking up feels like a chore sometimesi feel like its getting difficult to tolerate>>41864053i wish there was we could be friends
>>41864055*tosses burning dog shit at you*
I'm doing a 5k hike againwater exists
>>41864008Well that's fair
>>41864045I have had multiple Melee friends telling me to read East of Eden in the last 3~ months, that's funny. Although I think in their case it was the slime tweetI need to still but I really like this quote. Life feels much better with that whole concept internalized, I was a very perfectionist kid/young adult
I wish people found me hot enough for me to be a slut
>>41864067hmmmmmm do u have other options
>>41864069god knows you're dealing with a lot right now, but you won't be forever. all of this shit will only get easier as time passes, if only because you'll get stronger from dealing with it. all we have to do is try and hang in there. its really hard but at least there's other people to rely on
>>41864049muh chuds muh incels
>>41864090post catbox i wanna see i bet you are hotter than you give yourself credit for
>>41864045And thanks for the reassurance, I do appreciate it, you're sweet
>>41864090slut is a mindset. its a way of life. its a code of ethics
>>41864069
>>41864102just don't reply its like answering a spam call they're just gonna do it more
>>41864081Based.
>>41864089same. i was such and still am such a perfectionist. it’s something i’m gonna work on my whole life i think.and also what slime tweet? i have literally no idea what ur referring to desu >.<>>41864107i rlly try my best >.< ty for being sweet back to me
>>41864105I don't have pictures handy and I'm in the middle of a forest so I'm not set up to take thirst traps but like, imagine a 5'11 choid, 195lb with defined legs but kinda skinnyfat everywhere else with Greek level chest hair and a 6/10 face with long hair and a goatee
>>41864083
Snowbunny phismosis <3
>>41864127umm. .. based.
>>41864123why are you describing my husband. i love you
>>41864011if you were around me i'd tire you out unless you don't get tired from two mknutes
>>41864100thx bronya.. i'll keep trying!wouldn't wanna make my puter frens sadwill prob stay up a little while longer, see if i can watch some silly videos to wind downi'm heating up some glögi :)
>>41864137thats what its all about.... thats the good life
>>41864123yeah nah i only like girls lmao
>>41863995Ok I wilI
>>41864131Awwwwww that's super sweet you're super sweetI shall vanquish the skinnyfat belly through cardio and calorie tracking though I have pledged this to myself
https://youtu.be/ZMGEO4URQqQ?si=xUDzqdIBucUnXGHKthis vid has reminded me how as like a 12 year old i was weirdly obsessed with the aperture labs computers from the office areas in portal and how i rly wanted a computer that looked like thataaaaa 90s/2000s computers are so cute look at that little cpu fan that was all u needed back then huh
>>41864055Please punchg me
OH my jefre Cantu Ledesma, I've been a bad boy. I'll make sure to respect women, prep BVLLS, felch their aids ridden POZZED loads out of my wife’s vag and vote for Bernie sanders while speed running Disco elysium#buildingbackbetter #socialism #IMWITHHER #WHITEDUDESFORKAMALA #blm
>>41864121Oh lol, just referring to someone very visible on melee Twitter recommending it, so I got secondhand recs as a result>gonna work on my whole life i thinkIt probably will be a lifelong thing (for both of us tbqh) but eventually being "just" good will feel very good, I thinkYou're easy to be sweet to, I want to hug you, frankly
>>41864165be careful of waging war on your body... but i hope you achieve all your fitness goals! im cheering you on!
>>41864129No way the snowbunny spammer is also the "18 year old trannies with phimosis clitties" spammer. Freaking epic crossover
i wish glados was real
why do cis girls get mad when you say trannies are better at sex stuff?
>>41864127https://litter.catbox.moe/tkllzfw1zwh37wr3.mp4
>>41864177ohhh gotcha >.< ik who slime is, tho, i don’t follow him on twitter. i just had no idea he recommended east of eden. that’s cool!i would love a hug from u ;~; ty >.<
>>41864201Tbh i'd also feel sad if you randomly mentioned to me that sex with me feels worse than the sex tou had with your cis ex gf
>>41864199You started playing portal recently too?
>>41864183Very kind to have that level of care for a random anon, don't worry, I'm not crash dieting, just sort capping at 2000kc and adding weights and cardio, it feels very sustainable so far <3
>>41864096No, I am extremely lonely and there are no other options.
>>41864222no its just one of my all time faves i prob think about portal 1 and 2 at least once a day lole
>>41864199Wheatley is real her name is Grok
>>41864223i worry about everyone in here regardless of whether they're lifers or just passing through! that seems sustainable for sure you'll probably feel great after even just a couple weeks of it :D its good to get in ahead of the new years types too, right?
>>41864220Holy shit the desu didn't correct to desu. Are you seeing this or am i schizophrenic
the setup>>41864239on the one hand lole on the other don't do my boy wheatley like that Dxwheatley was prob still smarter than an LLM desu
>>41864201its mean idk dont say that :/ not like i really enjoy hearing men talk about how they prefer cis women
im da bes
>>41864220it was her fault she asked about my exs and what they were like in bed i know she wanted me to tell her she was the best but i'd never lie to a girl...unless it was about cheating on her
>>41864240I haven't been to a real gym and don't know if I will, so far I've done everything with a single kettlebell and an old elliptical and my local trails ^^
>>41864218Urge to hug would probably be overtaken by the urge to put a collar on you but it would be really nice while it lasts The cuddles later are basically sideways hugs though if you think about it
>>41864227wait hes not aware of the differences of a tranny and twink? me might be retarded and gay
Listening to critical role is a good way to quell gutwrenching thoughts while trying to fall asleep
>>41864249Why would those keys be yellow?
why did we used to have soundcards but we don't anymore??
>>41864264desu that seems like a better way to be doing it to me anyway. i mean gyms have lots of cool equipment for specific stuff but for just general things a kettlebell'll do you no problem. the elliptical is such a luxury thats so fancy...
>>41864279cr fell off after the 1st campaign
>>41864264You can be really effective with good kettlebell usage and a food spread of exercisesCan get a shmeaty core going by the time the belly is gone
>>41864279post bussy i wanna see what my future human fleshlight looks like
>>41864267i’m wearing a collar rn and went to take a lil pic but noticed my rosacea is rlly rlly acting up rn so nvm abt that >.<…could i be the lil spoon ;~; i love feeing little….
>>41864278No he is 'bi curious' and has clearly been repressing his gay urges and downloded grindr because he's desperately horny. Typical DL stuff. He's so out of the culture that he thought trans women were just super fruity men but like, actually unlike the guys here who just say so to be mean. Like he actually didn't understand what a trans woman is
>>41864282hm good questionmaybe they were important keys for some piece of software
>>41864289The 2nd campaign is the best one though? This is unanimous
>>41864298why are the cutest ones always the most self conscious
>>41864297Leave me alone please
>>41864310being self conscious is what makes you attractive over the long term. beauty is agony
>>41864284You can still buy them for like music production, but most motherboards have it on board in a quality that fits most people's needs
>>41864284You do its on your motherboard or audio interface
>>41864298I'm sure it's not so bad but you can wait to show me if you really want toAnd yeah duh little spoon is implied. How else am I gonna scratch your head
>>41864315just get an audio interface. digital sound cards arent that good
>>41864298Nobody would actually mind
Snowbunnies with tiny, constantly leaking phismosis clits <3
>>41864168i played hl2dm and cs:s on a 64mbit gpu
>>41864326good morning saars
>>41864301that sounds wild to be so out of the culture. do you think he just fantasizes about trannies bc i get that alotand what is he out of 10? is he your type
>>41864298Rosacae sucks. My mom had it really bad and I got her genes. Im too adhd to do the whole adapalene gel + bha. And too poor for Accutane.
how do i find a bf. if i have to be alone over the holidays i am going to die
>>41864211lol. idk how to play truco :( also 4k a hora homem é retardado
>>41864346i wish you could sniff my phimussy right now
>>41864327i hate being the big spoon >.< ty <3 …i want head scritches >.< but 1 thing about me pls scritch softly i hate when ppl scritch me hard it makes me feel like they’re scratching a dog and idk i prefer being pet like a cat….> I'm sure it's not so bad but you can wait to show me if you really wanim blushing so much my chin and like my whole cheek is bright red >.< maybe i show u later… sorry >.<
>>>41864129>>>41864346It's phimosis not phismosis esl unc
>>41864168The X68k is so sleek looking. Love this thang
>>41864315hm thats interesting i wonder at what point did they start integrating that with the mobo and when did it become good enough for ppl's needscuz like i know that in the 90s for example if u wanted doom to not sound like ping ping pong beep boop a soundcard was mandatory>>41864334mm yea i had a lil fiio dac for a year before it stopped working, didn't bother getting another after that but i liked it while i had it>>41864347lol for me that number is difficult to even imagine lole it's like reading the specs of an apple ][ and seeing 4 kb ram it's difficult for me to even comprehend wht that number means in context
>>41864334There's no point unless you are doing music production and have good head phones. A nice pair of studio headphones and a cheap fiio dongle is enough
>>41864360im going to post on frengen if my friends already have plans for the holidays
Still haven't got lab results :( should I call?
>>41864380whoa what is that im not familiar it looks sick
>>41864301>He's so out of the culture that he thought trans women were just super fruity menThis is beyond out of the culture. This is like living under a rock
>>41864360I always found people to date by just talking in random threads but it's not really effective
i just remembered it’s injection day when i get back to my mom’s. yayyy i love injecting estrogen
>newfags falling for the most obvious Ricksona of all timeWe've all been there...
>>41864390they dont have a health connector app? alot of places have apps and when the results come in it updates. i can check my phone and see all my lab stuff
>>41864360You post a photo and somebody harasses you
>>41864356No I get that too and this is different. This guy clearly just is bi but has supressed all his homo urges for like 35 years lol. He wasn't even looking for a tranny like he genuinely just thought I was idk, a twink who passes as a woman or something lmao. I had to explain it to him and he was so shocked that there were trans women on grindr or desu even just like, in general. He is if I'm honest 8/10 body but 3/10 in the fact he's so straight. But 9/10 in the fact we've been being mean and winding each other up all day and now I want him inside of me.
>>41864409yeah hi
>>41864394Yeah frrr I was like wtf how do you not know what a tranny is. He knows what trannies are I guess he just didn't understand that we didn't think of ourselves as men idk. It was weird
>>41864409Blushing? How can a dick blush?
i dont rly get why ppl like windows xp so much desuor even windows 7 for that matter, like i grew up on windows 7 and i still remember it as just kinda a crappy operating system even if it was better than what we have nowi mean it's kinda crazy how subsequent versions of windows are kinda just a reskin of windows 7 but somehow less reliable but that's neither here nor there
>>41864439virgin alert, your chaser card is revoked
>>41864419theyre never from the midwest tho
>>41864434Is he from like a weird country or something? This is too much of a curiousity
>>41864422Is being mean to trannies a good tactic??
>>41864450I'm a tranny though
im a virgin
>>41864453>midwestThat's rough buddy. Illinois?
>>41864456there are two kinds of trannies, the abused ones and the neglected ones. the neglected ones will cry if you are mean to them. the abused ones will leave you if you arent mean to them. this also generally applies to cis women
>>41864454No, England. He's just giga straight normie I guess. Totally isolated from LGBT anything outside of Sunday Sport headlines about some guy getting noshed off by a tranny and taking her to court or whatever.
>>41864467me too. there's nothing wrong w/ that.
>>41864468yes somehow the largest city within hundreds of miles supposedly and yet idk how to meet guys
>>41864456I usually block men who are mean to me. This is different because its back and forth. Its a very specific sort of slow burn mean flirting thats a super fine line to tread. I have too much self respect to tolerate men who are simply mean
>>41864422are u going to str8 up invite him to yours or meet somehwere first. do u have a cool spot to hang? i wish there were men into me here desu i only seem to attract fetishizing
>>41864473This is false, i will leave you if you arent mean to me but i was never abused
>>41864474>noshedSuch a funny word. How does anyone in Albion stay hard while talking. You sure he's not like a Forrest Gump or something?
>>41864473Read me for filth wtfI am both though like I've been neglected and abused so the hard task of men who like me is to read the room and know if I'll cry or melt
>>41864497ok congrats do u want a cookie
>>41864310idk… i am def self conscious tho desu >.<>>41864327i don’t think i’d wanna put a pic on this board anyways… maybe if i add u on discord i’d be willing to share a pic of what i look like with u there tho >.< if u wanted…>>41864336ik but is embarassjng…>>41864456i like it when ppl r nice to me personally…
>>41864365normies are coombrained simping cattle, the same type to call you a fag if you say you're not into those dyed hair bimbos with bolt on titshttps://litter.catbox.moe/y0nuvto31ohwp6d5.mp4
>>41864456dont be mean to me im abused and neglected
>>41864491i'd fetishize you by making you my gf and watching horror movies while cuddling
>>41864486>yesI'm so talented. That does suck though. I got family there but never been! Everyone just meets in Michigan for holidays.
>>41864497> she thinks she's not one of the abused ones
>>41864508Yes, will you really give me a cookie? :D
>>41864371That's so cute and I know you still look cute but I understand. You know I wanna see later tho..I promise to be gentle, that's what cuddles are for anyway and you seem delicate. I need that right now ngl, you're stuck laying with me for a few hours though
>>41864510i used way too many ellipses here u can tell i’m flustered lol
>>41864514Not liking those things is the normie opinion howeverbeit, normie.
>>41864413There's a portal. I haven't gotten anything
>>41864523I was literally never abused and i remember my childhood very well. I was bullied throughout all of primary and middle school though but that doesn't count as abuse
things were better in 2013 when i was 10 years old
>>41864474>EnglandBazza discovers his sexuality arc with a grindr tranny
>>41864480Are you saying you are not a virgin?
>>41864537not in Brazil
>>41864542Classic tranniesBeing retarded
>>41864467i thought u said u were a sex god
>>41864510Oops I missed this because phonepostingYeah ofc I wanna add you on discord silly. I don't wanna post mine, do you want me to make a throwaway to add or do you post yours?
>>41864501Lmao. He might be to be fair. I hope I've not spent all day bulling someone who's spesh>>41864491I don't know. He's down here for work so I'd probably go to his hotel or whatever. I said I like generous men so I'd make him take me out as he was down for that.>i wish there were men into me here desu i only seem to attract fetishizingYeah its tough out here too, its not common. Needle in a haystack type thing
>>41864539it shouldnt take more than a week imothey're usually fast about it
>>41864543Did you have a computer back then?
>>41864542>I was bullied throughout all of primary and middle school though but that doesn't count as abusebruh. abuse doesnt mean people raping your orifices and beating ts out of you. its just that there's two paradigms of socialization, one of being neglected as a child and one of being attacked as a child
>>41864553Last time it took 3 days. Now I think it's been a week and still nothing
chasers, you're future trans wife is rotting in her bedroom somewhere in a red state, why won't you save her???
>>41864549Sorry :(
>>41864536Yeah as if I'm not...
>>41864546https://voca.ro/1dLwkFVxIJCZ>>41864542bullying counts..
>>41864544Noooooo why do you have to turn up when I'm shitposting about my grindr conversations ahhhhh
What I like about this place is that I can say tranny and you like it
i'm having heart palpitations
>>41864552>I said I like generous men so I'd make him take me out as he was down for that.I thought this was slang for saying you're a prostitute. Have I been misunderstanding this whole time lmaoo. Where's Bronya I need guidance
>>41864555not really my own computer but id use various devices to access the internet yeah. i was always a very technologically capable kid even much younger than that
>>41864551im phoneposting too!!! can u make a throwaway pls and i’ll add u on my main if u wanted >.< that sounds very nice
>>41864558call them tomorrow if its over a week
>>41864559that's me :( still stuck down here until i can afford to move out but that's a ways away
>>41864550im not a virgin but sometimes i feel like one
>>41864574Yeah sure. Here's hoping account creation isn't insane
>>41864571No thats exactly what it is lol. But because of that shorthand its like an easy way to also find lads who'll pay for you to have a good time and maybe buy you something nice
>>41864559She doesn't want to talk to me anymore
>>41864542>trannies are either mindbroken from parental abuse>or incel losers that were bullied at school>or bothI wish blanchard made a paper on this
>>41864552It makes the story a lot funnier if he is though.
>>41864568You can call me whatever you want basically and I'll like it desu
>>41864593Wdym, i was a loser but i wasn't an incel
>>41864590Power to you I guess, I'd find it uncomfortable personally.
>>41864566
>>41864585it ok u can be a virgin sex god
>>41864589yay <3 eeeee im excited :3 hehehe
at work thinking about getting my nipples played w until coherent words don't come out of my mouth and all i can do is laugh
>>41864568if u said it irl im gonna break up with u btw
>>41864559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRQOlWKcxYs
Getting a lecture from a random woman on the street because I called her my tranny in public a bit too loud
>>41864574My username is 7000goblins, account creation was not insane
>>41864585Just like Madonna
>>41864573then you shoulda bought bitcoin>>41864577why not today
>>41864617I don't know I just find it a hot dynamic. I'm 99% not going to meet up with this guy anyway so I'm just indulging in a bit of very specific flirting. But I do find getting spoiled is a turn on, its not even the money its just the vibe of it.
>>41864632You called the random woman your tranny?
i need him to tease my chest while im trying to talk to him so i cant form sentences.....
chasers do you like peirced nipples more than natural nipples?
>>41864627>sitting in choid lap> he's slowly growing under me and i can feel it pushing up into me> hot breath on my neck> his arms around me and his hands cupping my boobies> thumbs on my nipples
he used to make me cum so hard i would actually start laughing mid orgasm at how good it felt. and now he's blocked on everything. i should call him
>>41864620Creasing. God I need to send you some grindr screenshots some time they're so rancid, the stuff people send me is mental
>>41864640The implication there was I called my tranny gf a tranny in publicI realize now it doesnt always read that way
>>41864585i'm a virgin but sometimes i feel like im not.
>>41864644i'm yearning so hard rn twin don't do this to me
>>41864636i actually did buy bitcoin as a 14 year old in 2017. moreso annoyed i didnt diy back then
>>41864643Yeah, they're way more fun to play with for both of us
>>41864645call him and let him fuck you then i'll go to yours and show you what real dick is
>>41864620cassie walked so hunter could run
Im a virgin and i always feel like a virgin
>>41864667i just can't do it i have too much pride
>>41864668TRUE omg was everyone either cassie or effie when you were growing up too. The stronghold that show had on us was crazy
>>41864643i've been thinking about getting my nipples pierced. either them or my belly button
Would you date a trans women with a blushing phismosis cliity anon?
>>41864652Please do lmao that'd be a fun peek behind the curtainNever know though, you might tempt me to dive in the swamp...
>coming home from my 12 hour day blue collar job>kallisti is at my house preparing me a dinner full of protein to fuel my workout>after the gym i fill her little brown bussy up with my big chaser cock
>>41864677i was more like sid if sid was sexless and friendless and had gender dysphoria
>>41864643yes>>41864680do both it my chaser cock would go wild for this
Been thinking about having a tranny suck my penis recently
>>41864643Not personally, no.
>>41864710just suck it? you wouldn't want to get her preggers
I shouldve bought more BTCs then
Why did HRT make me grow much more interest in men? Pre transition I considered myself bi, but basically 50/50, now, I still call myself Bi but like 90/10, with much more attraction towards men.
>>41864695I yo-yo'd between sid and maxxie depending on how hard I was repping I think lol even if I'd swear down I was a cassie>>41864686You too could experience HotCD4HungDaddy sending you the same unsolicited dick pick in his wifes knickers every month without so much as a hello.How are you anyway? :')
>>41864730Meta attraction before you rubberband back to being a transbian for a couple years
>>41864730hot my ex thought she was asexual then got the princess shot and was all about my dick and letting me play with her nipples only time i saw her cock get hard was when i was inside her
>>41864725lole that was less than a year before silk road went down and the price crashed, after that woulda really been the best time to get in
Choid bf who rapes me whenever i'm being annoying
>>41864634LMAO the song was in my head too. i pray one day I will be touched for the very first time>>41864624woa...
>>41864725you wouldve sold for like 1k profit dont feel too bad
>>41864748What if instead of that our relationship had love in it
How in the FUCK do you go out and actually meet trannys? I swear to god, all the ones I'm attracted to are either poly or t4t. I just want to meet a cute t-girl who shares my interests and hang out with her.
>>41864746It was still rising in value, when I sent it to be friend as a gift. Even in just a few days of having it
>>41864759Yeah you're right, sorry for being a degenerate
>>41864514god this is old. i remember watching that video on youtube like 10 years ago. i think thats why im a tranny now p.palso yeah brazilian men have something with that very artificial siliconada women. i have no idea why. same with straight men that for some reason think that those barba desenhadas and very tight clothes are hot, like sertanejo singers
>>41864730same thing happened to me >< kinda embarrassing with some of my guy friends now idk like i never really thought about them in a sexual manner ever but now sometimes ill go to hang out with them and theyll be shirtless and it kinda flusters me a bit
>>41864756this is really funny to me because i did exactly this. anyways i bought nvidia stock afterwards so it all worked out in the end
>>41864731Damn I was just taking some pics for you doing exactly that, guess you won't be needing them now?Doin alright bit of a shit day but we're onto chewsday now anyway so we move onwards. How you doin?
Snowbunny phismosis clits with piercings <3
>>41864432ew brah
>>41864771Good girl now stop being retarded
>>41864673Is that the guy that fucked you and never spoke to you again?
>>41864712Superpower 2030.
>>41864803Cope, no cute phismosis clits for you
>>41864806I'm not retarded:(
>>41864786Oh! :(So sorry to hear that. Shall dm you.
>>41864814alex is made for cumming in multiple times daily until she gets tired of you
>>41864814no he actually still hits me up but i ignore himit's this guy i dated over the summer who regularly left me stranded at the dinner table while he was 45+ minutes late... but he played w my nipples so good ._.
Everytime the tranny does something mentally ill its no food for 3 days for her as punishment
>>41864664well then what are you doing here instead of living life
>>41864835at least get it right. alex is made for getting pumped and dumped. hes literally just a gay dudebro in a dress
>>41864835alex is made for BBC
>>41864835so true bestie <3
I'm made for getting pumped and dumped
>>41864842Its crazy how trannies get abused by one man and then for the rest of their life no other man will ever matter to them
>>41864844god i wish someone prohibited me from eating for 3 days that way i would finally be thin
>>41864854>bestiedamn friendzoned i meant me cumming in you multiple times daily
>>41864845well i did diy now and im a tranny. being wealthy doesnt really change that
>>41864772Trashy favela culture imo
>>41864842bet i could do it better and have a bigger cock
God i am so fucking based
Tiny, blushing, atrophied phismosis cliity X Huge veiny BBC <3<3 Just the way god intended <3
things i would say to a guy friend when he asks if i think he's attractive based on what i actually think"you're very good looking dont worry!" = total friendzone. he's probably very mid"noooo youre cute what are u talking about" = hygienic and fairly attractive but not my type. maybe he's shorter than me"uhhh youre pretty handsome" = i want to ride and fuck and lick and suck and "do u want me to be honest" = u dont wanna hear this
>>41864860It's a blackpill that trannies get permanently marked my a man early on in their livesThis is why you should only go after virgin trannies bro
i need to pee
Coming home from work and finding my tranny in bed naked except a choker, cat ears, cock bow and butt plug
>>41864872doesn't matter you have money. thats all that matters. you can do wtvr you want
>>41864900guhhhh i wish i had a bf and lived with him id love to open the door up wearing a cute dress and give him a kiss hoping he'll pick me up and just obliterate my every hole
>>41864888I dont want to translate fagspeak can you just be direct when I ask you a question
>>41864900Complete with phismosis clit <3
I don't know why but sugar cream pie somehow gets better after a day or two, then gets worse after about day 3
>>41864898Go pee
>>41864909>can you just be direct when I ask you a questioni cant im a woman its a feature not a bug. i have to speak in sphinxlike riddles
Phone died 2km into my 5.3km hike so I couldn't shitpost on /cg/ after my last postHope you've kept the thread warm for me!
>>41864888So what if a girl says I'm painfully average?
>>41864900hiii
>>41864885Actually kinda hot post ngl. Would be better if you replaced bbc with just big cock in general but still
>>41864860i actually want a bf so bad. he would matter so much to me! The first man who comes into my life and treats me right is getting king treatment . I'll cook all his meals for him and play w his hair when he falls asleep I didn't even get abused desu just not treated the way I'd like. The first man who treats me good is gonna be so luckyuntil then it is what it is tho
>>41864921welcome home! we missed you!
>>41864922ouch. i wouldnt say that to a guy unless he was really annoying me and repeatedly asking
>>41864889>This is why you should only go after virgin trannies broTRVKEif she ain't a virgin you might as well go for a real woman
>>41864898Go piss girl
>>41864930Not gonna happen
>>41864898many such cases !
>>41864888What does it mean if she says "you just need to be more outgoing"
>>41864931Aww thanks cuteia ^^It's like 2° and 100% humidity and perpetually foggy here at this time of year which is very aesthetic but lithium batteries hate it my phone went from 30% to 0% basically instantly
>>41864933I don't think I was but it answers the question regardless
>>41864943youre probably cute and introverted idk. its hard but you dont have to socialize in a general sense you can find autistic women whether cis or trans
>I like it when he's mean to me>well not like that>if he treats me right I'll marry him>but I hope he abuses me sometimeshead scratcher ngl
>>41864926Puffy after sex holes when you use your thumb to spread the cheek <3
>>41864889I'm pretty early on in my life rn and a virgin, does any chaser here want to permanently mark me?
>>41864947Just pump and dump them and save the real shit for actual women
>>41864947scroll up to where people are talking about abused and neglected trannies. alex is textbook abused
>>41864947You aren't meant to actualy date them just string them along for sex then ghost them when you find a new one
>>41864930Cute <3
>>41864952do you do this all day? ive seen you doing this for literally months on end i know youre the same person because you do it with regularity and youre usually the only one forcing the topic when nobody responds implying a psychological obsession with the topic
>>41864947god forbid a girl is complicated
>>41864953how am i abused lol
If this faggot mispronounces phimosis one more time i'm killing him with my evil mind powers
>>41864930thats why i won't ever come to miami i could never be the good you deserve
>>41864944i had no idea it did that that's so annoying.... what a painthat's scary though were you somewhere remote with no phone? you gotta get a power bank just in case...
>>41864971Trannies with Formosa <33
>>41864964Did I strike a nerve?
>>41864970by virtue of wanting to be
>>41864947i know what it means and know how to do that
I wouldve took Alex’s virginity if I was in Miami
The post about sitting in a guys lap has me biting my lip and fidgeting. I need a real slow burn thing making out on a guys lap until hes rock hard under me and practically tearing off my clothes
>>41864982no just curious like why spend your life in the tranny dating thread talking about dating cis women when if you could actually date cis women youd be doing that instead of ranting on the tranny dating thread literally every day lol
>>41864978I wish. if I had her I wouldn't keep losing all my gym challenges...
>>41864984how do i wanna be abused? im just kinky
>>41864977Nah I'm lucky enough to live right on the edge of a bunch of forest parkland so I can do a 6km trail hike without ever being farther than a km to a suburban road, it's comfy
Having sex with the tranny
>>41864971Snowbunny phismosis clits on your chin <3
>>41864995Ragebaiting troons is an arttake notes pal
>>41864986Then why are you here?
okie i go sleep now
i wish anon would smell my phimussy like a floweri wish anon would deflower my phimussy
>>41865005ohhhh that's good that seems much safer then. what a good location that's such a luxury
>>41865010it doesnt even work though like half the time nobody is responding to your posts. just makes you seem like a fat ugly guy typing on a screen somewhere
>>41865016goodnight goodnight! sleep well!
Inviting the tranny on a hiking date then getting upset when she says no and blocking her
>>41865029<3 thx for cheering me up
Blushing phismosis clits with piercings <3
>>41865032hiking on a first date is crazy i wouldnt do that with a guy until id known him for a while
>>41865009Sending the the psychic attacks rn. Can you feel it
>>41865022I'll have to move in a few months sadly, maybe I'll see if I can find another place near a trail, it is nice
>>41864995why do trannys always assume i can't get cis women? i like girls with dicks more the rarity of a cute trans girl like alex is like 100 million to one
>>41865023>just makes you seem like a fat ugly guy typing on a screen somewhereI definitely struck a nerve with you
>>41865032nice to meet you anon lets walk into the cold fall woods.. some miles later...anon.. im scared. you're telling me nona i have to walk out of here alone
>>41865017Peeling it back to sniff the flower bud
>>41865032>>41865039What's wrong with hiking on a first date? I'd say yes if a chaser invited me to that
>>41865053Good girl
when the BBC slaps her boiclitty <3
>>41865052be gentle its very sensitive
>>41865035im happy I could help even just a little. im always rooting for you!
>>41865043not even talking to u. also i dont inherently assume all the guys here cant get cis women stop projecting. i said that about a guy who is here all the time ragebaiting troons in a tranny dating thread and somehow acting like this isnt the world's largest waste of time>>41865045if it makes you feel better?
>>41865055Thanks i guess?
>>41865043id never fuck u . i would feel the evil in ur heart
>>41865040You don't like trans women with tiny blushing phismosis clits? Bad taste
>>41865042that's so depressing.... i guess you're making the most of it while you've got it, huh
>>41865053I've been on a lot of dates that have gone south and I've had to bail. i would not want to be isolated with those guys
>>41865053You might end up getting tied to and fucked against a treeWhether that's an upside or downside is a matter of taste
>>41865053my legs would hurt he would have to agree to carry me some of the way if I got tired
>>41865063this was meant at the anon who tries to rage bait tgirls all day on here. if this was another anon then...hiiiiii thank u <3 <3 <3
>>41865061my bad you seem nice won't happen again
why do chasers call it a clit.....
>>41864989Winter is the perfect season for this
>>41865065No i am a tranny and i have a tiny dick with phimosis, it's just really annoying when you say it like that
porn addicted indian men who won't admit they're sissies <3
>>41865062Ill drop the bit for a second and say you probably shouldnt agree to go somewhere on a first date where you could get killed and no one would ever find you
Remember four hours ago when the blacked spammer assured us he was only doing it because it got replies and "owned the chuds" or whateverDoes he realize he's kept doing it into the void for another four hours
An entire life was stolen from me since birth
>>41864989need.....
>>41865075alex i never rage bait lol
>>41865083It is and yet here I am! Alone!!
>>41865089Why would he want to kill me though?
>>41865093better get even
>>41865067Yeah, well, one chapter of my life is ending soon and I don't have much visibility on what the next will bring, but the only way out is through
>>41865102So that you cant go to the police after he rapes you
mentally ill men who think that they're women <3 <3 <3
(a single, deafening uwu)
>>41865106for sure. i hope it works out better than ever before. life is long and full of pleasures!
>>41865100I'd snuggle you, probably
>>41865091What blacked? It's all about phismosis clits now unc>>41865084Sorry you can't see the beauty in yourself, wish you well
>>41865114Hot...
ADHD brainrotted retarded tranny that just uses her phone all day but doesn’t want to be alone so she invites you over to just sit there and be an occasional dildo
>>41865116lol
Phismosis clit leaking on your stomach when she's on top <3 <3 <3
>>41865136He'd be my heated blanket too, not just an occasional dildo
>>41865098hi hi hi hi <: <3
>>41865136god i wish problem is i cum too fast with teannies
>>41865136>>41865149This is all I need though
>>41865149>>41865136being objectified by your tranner into a dildo, body pillow, heated blanket, kitchen slave...mnfhfgdg
>>41865155u could save me . i love a minute man it makes me feel so hot
>>41865150lol stop you are too cute for me
>>41865163Can i also sit on your lap?
Phismosis clits are kind of...
Only a straight white man can save trannies from themselvesIt's once again up to us to save the minorities from self destruction
>>41865078it's sissy slang
>>41865121I'm small and soft and smell like I work in a cute bakery and I like to whisper nasty things against nice boys necks when I'm snuggled up to them
>>41865165alex i already told you that no way in hell am i lasting a minute with you especially missionary if i see your face
>>41865180save us how?
>>41865172You can sit on anything you'd like if you call me a good boy
>>41865091I think it's cord who is a mental ill homeless sissy gooner
Phimosis clits do need more attention though
>>41865186That's not fair I get massive ASMR neck tingles I'd be squirming and arching my back and hugging you tighter!
Telling the tranny I'm going to close my eyes and imagine a cisgirl during sex but in reality I'm thinking about path of exile builds and trying not to nut
pulling back her foreskin. scrapping off the cheese with a butter knife gently. spreading it on a cracker
>>41865195He's got a nice dick though
>>41865187allegedly i make cute faces when i cum
Telling the tranny I'm going to close my eyes and imagine a straight man during sex but in reality I'm thinking about making epic shitposts and trying desperately to tell if he's inside me or not yet
>>41865217fuck...luckily i learned a trick where you just keep fucking
Noooooooo I copy and pasted and forgot to change tranny to chaser please imagine the same post but with chaser instead god how will I ever live this one down my shitposting career is in tatters
Looking my tranny in the eyes during sex because she's hot and I love her
i NEED missionary sex with a cute chaser who kisses me and my forehead and holds my hand and puts my legs on his shoulders
>>41865059Just some gentle smooches
>>41865224with me you'd know if i was inside or not
>>41865233If it makes you feel better I thought it was a bottom chaser shitpost where he misgenders the tranny so it still works
I think i'm going to see how long i can go without sleeping, I've been awake for 30 hours now so not that long yet. Do you think i'll just randomly lose consciousness and go to sleep involuntarily at some point?
>>41865116https://youtu.be/OfvlelJRQIU
>>41865233it actually makes sense tho cause the trans woman would have a small feminine penis, so you're not sure if shes topping you yet. and it also comes off like a transphobic troll who thinks all trans women only top and misgendering thembut yeah, you did make a typo so you pretty much lost. maybe go do something else and try again tomorrow
>>41865239what about pushing you legs back so your legs open wider and he can watch his dick fuck your tight hole?
>>41865246If your bottom chaser misgenders you get a better one, the competition is stiff
Ranked Leaking phimosis clotsPuffy after sex holes HRT nipplesSoft perineumsThat's just how it is
>>41865258he can do whatever he wants to me desu i just want to be kissed and told im pretty with eye contact during
>>41865250You'll start having hallucinations before then. This is very unhealthy and actually somewhat dangerous. If you want to deprive your body to flagellate yourself just water fast instead.
>>41865232i need u so bad
Sorry trannyThis cock belongs to black girls
>>41865268*TypoClits
>>41865273send more butt pics as motivation i already have your discord just guess which chaser lol
>>41865256>>41865246I'm mortified and will be leaving this website forever goodbye
>>41865272I don't want to flagellate myself i'm just curious. Will the hallucinations be fun?
>>41865281Just post your tits as recompense dont be such a drama queen
I think it's time to accept that feet are sexual organs
>>41865281goodnight. I love you
>>41865271i'm sure you are pretty and i love making out soo...hi!!
>>41865288Every part of the tranny is sexual its in the design
>>41865288NO!!! feet are gross
>>41865282>Will the hallucinations be fun?50/50. one time i stayed awake for a few days and spent like an hour just staring at all the figures dancing around on my wall. it was like a really cool animated movie just for me or something. but there will also be shadow people and shit
Wiping shit with a dirty ass rag, that you used over and over, doesnt clean shit you stupid spic. Dont know why dumb wetbacks do this shit
im on grindr. what kind of pics should i have to get with a tranny?
>>41865298Choid bf who rubs his dick on my eyeballs
>>41865288you cannot fuck a foot>>41865298not true!
>>41865313HOT
>>41865307Loser
>>41865313I will slap my cock on your throat
>>41865312Put on a ski mask and open your mouth with your tongue hanging out
>>41865315>you cannot fuck a foothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>>41865313you will get diseases!!!! do not do this!!!!!!
>>41865320My eyes are actually very desensitized from wearing contact lenses so you could do this to me if you wanted to, i wouldn't mind
>>41865312abs and biceps i'm like a 7 but with just my body pictures i can pretty much get with any tranny that isn't t4t
>>41865312it's traditional to put a clear easy to read photo of the photo page of your passport
using a pumice stone, nail file, petroleum jelly, exfoliating creams so a chaser can suck on my toes
>>41865313This sounds painful for you
nobody wants a bottom choid with an oral fixation I'd settle for a hot enough femboy at this point...
Chasers with phimosis <3
>>41865334can u seriously fuck a foot? i guess if someone was flexible enough that you could stick ur penis in between both of them....
>>41865335Your right, chasers are too dirty. Only blushing phimosis clits should be put on anyone's eyes
If the tranny doesnt clean for the first dateShes not the one
>zappin girls with the clothes disintegrating ray
>>41865280just message me rn stupid
>>41865349Have you actually never heard of a footjob? I'm not a footfag but I thought that was common knowledge
>>41865351wdym blushing
>>41865352Clean what?
>>41865354no just send buttpics to everyone on your friendlist
>>41865352if a guy asks me on a date im going cleaned out with a butt plug in
>>41865354He could be the riddler though
>>41865336I've always been scared to touch my eyes, but a few weeks ago while outside, this like tiny piece of leaf particle got into my eye. I tryed splashing water in my eyes and ven dipping my head under water and opening my eyes. the fucking thing still wouldn't go, so I said fuck it and used my finger to move it out. Surprisingly weird that you can just touch it, weird feeling and not comfy tho
>>41865288I was not into feet my whole life but once I turned 30 they became erotic
give me the sex
>>41865342thank you
>>41865372Put the sex in the bag!
>>41865337i'll try this. i have pics of my face and me in nice clothes. all ive get is trannies calling me cute and telling me to take them on a date. im doing something wrong.
>>41865353Why is no one talking about this?
>>41865357oh i guess i wasn't really considering that.
sex while stuffed in a bag...
>>41865344please settle at the bottom of the ocean where you belong
>nagging psychotic delusion that one of my teeth has moved
>>41862845argenti!!
>>41865387They're all too busy coverin their shit and screaming like anime girls.
>>41865359When phimosis get all red and blush-y, even when soft. Aka perfection <3
>>41865404argenti!i wanted one of him with a rose in his mouth but apparently there's no tag for that on gelbooru
>>41865393if me existing makes you this mad you should work on your own insecurity
>>41865384yep abs and biceps maybe full upper body you will get a ton of masc for masc fags hitting you up tho beware
>>41865406You know you have to be very careful when touching dicks with phimosis, right? Mine is very oversensitive and hurts a lot when you pull the foreskin back a little bit too far
>>41865384>all ive get is trannies calling me cute and telling me to take them on a date. im doing something wrong.>waiter my lobster is too buttery, my steak too tender
>>41865434Of course, the same you'd be gentle when handling jewellery or fine china <3
>>41865434i was trying to tell anon please be gentle its very sensitive all those nerves in that little bubble
>>41865455applying tongue
>>41865464nooooo stooooop
>>41865412only one i could find T°T
>>41865482hes so underloved...
>>41865476Would you rather a Hitachi?~
>>41865342holy based
ugh I'm so dumb..
Glad we all agree that blushing phimosis clits are beautiful <3
>>41865495hehehe... hes so cute...
>>41865500i duuno why, but i really like it when women kind of gesture to stuff with their hands
>>41865487true! they're very dedicated tho there's so much art! looking at it kinda makes me miss that hair colour ngl...
>>41865512thats great for me i do that all the time. yet another effortless sonia win
If I clock a tranny in public and say it to her I should have complete power over her like an enslaved demon
>>41865516its so chic... ive never had my hair red i wonder if i would suit it...
Taking my tranny out ballroom dancing
>>41865519you have to gently lay your hand on something like "this is a towel", idk, it's hard to explain
I wish I could be an enslaved demon for a night
>>41865524this is only applicable to boymoders
>>41865545i think i kinda get what you mean!
>>41865500idk if i like pretty or handsome argenti better desu, tho for once ingame def leans kinda pretty
this was like the best summer ever and a big part of that was hanging out with him and our other friends but now that we didn’t end up together and he has a gf now but we’re still friends all this music (that i was listening to in july) makes me sad
>>41865558i totally get what you mean he's so both...but most of all he is. Beautiful
Holding my tranny while she's been crying into my chest for half an hour about her trauma and scrolling through george droid and chinese industrial accident reels behind her back
>>41865546poor modest demon. girl made to strip and gyrate for big ugly bastard >____<
>>41865551it's so good, right!
i love my sleep paralysis husband/rapist
>>41865579i can academically understand the points of eros but it doesn't really do much for me personally... but i think its interesting!
>>41865580being temporarily paralyzed and used as a fucktoy <333333
Killing gacha tranners by throwing them off buildings
Trannies should act more like hentai girls
>>41865570This would work for me, just let me hold your chest i don't mind the fact that you're doing something else
>>41865603No
>>41865531it's fun u totally should at least once imo, so easy to maintain and doesn't require bleach even for bright red too! ... ugh it's always so tempting but i gotta stay natural >>41865563and he's like so on season !!
>>41865602Killing gacha owners by making them miss their rolls
>>41865624ohhh hes totally seasonal ur right.... chic.....it does seem like it would take to my hair easily... maybe thats where i go from my current hair colour... considering this
>>41865613My little weighted body pillow I hug while relaxing
deleting the gacha account or mmorpg server database
>>41865622Whats the point of dating a tranny if she wont even emulate my favorite trap?
>>41865638i will do this behind closed doors. but at least let me have a little dignity while im still in public... im too proud even now... i have to log on and look all these people in the eye every morning...
chasers should act more like hentai girls
>>41865661yeah. there needs to be a way for tranners to know which guy is safe and has money and a big dick and wants to spoil us
>>41865661hm. just realised this is what im thinking when i wish for a chaser that acts like a guy from a pulin nabe doujin. am i really... no better than a disgusting moid...
>>41865634:D
Making my gf jerk me off to bronya vids on the big screen
>>41865570Ew
>>41865680but then how will she take notes. you are taking notes when you watch my videos, right? i share a lot of really useful information in those...
>>41865666>which guy is safe and has money and a big dickYou get oneChoose wisely
>>41865686its supposed to be two.... this inflation is too brutal...
>>41865681The reels or the crying tranny?
>>41865686safe and big dick please
>>41865690>>418656952 Is for cis girls you make do with what you get
>>41865701huhhhh are you kidding trannies can have way higher standards than cis women cause there's way less of us. doesn't everyone know that???
Safe as in won't kill you or safe as in won't leave you? Won't troon out?
>>41865686safe is like wont kill me? wont discard me? wont troon out?
>>41865602why :c>>41865631idk how much id recommend it going from black... but on natural hair u can do the L'Oréal hicolor red and magenta mixed + 40 or 30 vol developer for that argenti colour
>>41865707all of it. safe, money, best dick of your life
>>41865711woaaa thats super good advice :O ill look into it... thank you....
Bf who will literally kill me
>>41865706but you're pulling from a smaller pool of men tooI think the math works out differently for subs, doms and switches, depends on how well you pass, and a bunch of other stuff
>>41865707LMAO we thought literally the 3 same things p.p
>>41865661Oneechan, what's your chinchin doing?
>>41865718>be hawker hurricane, 1941>see bf who will literally kill me>try to dive away>get raped
>>41865719i guess so.... but i mean its not like my standards are informed by what other people are wishing for, right? its more like. what are the bare minimum requirements a choid would have to meet for dating him to be worth it for me
I'm safe and have a big dick but I'm unemployed right now bit have a car and can drive you around
>>41865719> but you're pulling from a smaller pool of men toosure but desu every year it grows. being a straight troon today is a much much much larger dating pool than 20 years ago and feasibly it’ll just get easier over time. i think people really blow the last year out of proportion like crazy… we’re not gonna get genocided people literally dont give a fuck
I just want a tranny friend that falls in love with me and I manipulate her for sex whilst being avoidant until she eventually blows up at me and cries infront of all my other friends in public and makes me regret my actionsThis could fix me
>>41865739>but i mean its not like my standards are informed by what other people are wishing for, right?of course, but what other people are wishing for defines your dating pool, how choosey you can be is directly proportional to how many people want you
>>41865741in this economy "has a car" qualifies you as rich. you're a triple threat baby. now floor it i want to go to mcdonalds and go through the drive through in a car instead of having to sheepishly walk around it on foot
>>41865748ugh im so glad we didn’t fuck in hindsight he probably would’ve done this to me
i need a safe guy with a big dick to get wild with me and give me the best night of sex in my life
>>41865733Yeah ok sure i guess
making my tranny gf learn what it's like to experience a chaotic relationship with a small dick hobo
>>41865716have this single meh pic i found of mine years ago, think here i might've used a tiny bit extra magenta? can't remember lol
i need a unsafe guy with a big dick to get wild with me and give me the best night of sex in my life and then kill me
>>41865749hmmmmm but that's not factoring in being single, right? like my standards are specifically comparing "would my life be better than it is now if i got into a relationship with this person". guys are competing with the single life ive built for myself, not each other
>>41865761its totally the argenti colour... its so cute
Yeah babe my dicks massive im going to leave your hole bent and broken (6.5 inches)
>>41865694Reels and your behaviour. Not surprising you'd ignore a gf
>>41865707idk i just have to feel safe around him. for sex purposes its the first one like i need to know he’s not gonna bust a nut and murder me afterwards in shame. for more serious things id need other kinda of safety like u said afterwards but
>>41865775waow... 6 inches above average.... >///<
All im saying is if you have all of these standards that tranussy bettter be grippy as hell
>>41865776I'm not ignoring her I'm literally hugging her
>>418657756.5 inches is a perfectly good dick size anon its actually decently large desu. u shouldn’t feel ashamed at all if its above 6 its weirdly out of place like there’s zero need i promise u lol
>>41865792I bet they have the grippiest socks
>>41865792i’ve had sex with one guy in my entire life and he came after like 4 strokes :/
>>41865792it is yea. but i would still have them if i was blown out
>>41865792i mean maybe its not but i think u would like my bjs ^^
F my chaser shrimpie
>>41865808>>41865810>>41865816It better be so tight that I couldnt even pull it out until i nut in you and go soft
>>41865817ITS AVERAGE
>>41865772lmao ik it's so close! u would honestly kill in red ngl, might need bleach if u got black already in there tho... so idk
>>41865820ok i cant do that sorry
>>41865829i would probably just use a colour remover which'll turn it orange, and then i can go to whatever i want. red would probably be breezy. we'll see if it fades by the time i start getting restless and want to dye it again
>Only have a 7" x 5.25">Trannies are pornstar cock onlyblackpill
while out on my errand run I came across some pins of some famous cg celebssobe’s based dawg and discordia
>>41865821It's below average
>>41865849it. it. AVERAGE.
>>41865839is this bait
Sorry choid but i can't feel anything below 8"
>>41865816whore
sorry choid but i cant feel anything
>>41865855No, see>>41865856
>>41865837omg i always forget that's even a thing idk y
*Walking up to the tranny at the bar*Hey babe so I know what you are... you're a tranny and well im a guy.... you should suck my dick in the bathroom and then we both go back to our friend groups and pretend nothing just happened.
>>41865880ive never actually used it it'll probably trash my hair but it's a backup for emergencies
>>41865882Does this work should I try this?
>>41865882This would work on me and i'm being completely serious
>>41865882no thanks youre probably really ugly
>>41865894What if he was hot though
>>41865882its a coinflip if this would work on me or if i would try and physically fight you on any given nightactually i think if a guy called me a tranny anywhere but here i would probably flip out
is this ear piercing kit from china a good idea
>>41865896even more of a no since id wanna date him and not suck him off in a bathroom and cry about it
>>41865899would actually be fun wrestling a tranny
>>41865900These things are awful
>>41865903im from the knife crime capital of europe i go for the eyes and genitals
>>41865903i have a couple guy friends i’ve wanted to ask if they’ll wrestle me to see if i’ve gotten weaker after hrt but i dont want them to think im a giant whore
Euphoria was 6 years ago
>>41865882im a bar slut and this wouldn't work on me without other pre requisites
>>41865817>shrimp
Hey babe so I know what you are... you're a tranny and well im a guy.... I should suck your dick in the bathroom and then we both go back to our friend groups and pretend nothing just happened.
>>41865902What if he was fat but with a cute face
>>41865931nta but i would already be hitting on him VERY aggressively
>>41865912why?
>>41865937do y’all really flirt with boys at bars/clubs because im so scared to do this. im a gross tranny idk i just wait for them to flirt with me
>>41865938Dull needles
>>41865914my childhood: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/REOUCPbA9Gw
>>41865944men these days are complete herbivores. if you wait for them you'll be waiting forever. if i see someone i like i hit on them. sometimes you get rejected sometimes you don't. i try and disclose pretty fast to save time
Hey babe so i know what you are.. you're brown and well.. im white... you should suck me off in the bathroom then post about how you hate white guys online when you get home.
doing a line of coke and hitting a bottle of poppers in the bathroom with bronya
>>41865948why are they beefing... it seems like they could be friends
>>41865952ytbois can't just catch a break...
>>41865953other order works better. take it from a pro
>>41865953drinking a bottle of coke and hitting a bottle dr. pepper in the bathroom with bronya
>>41865953Why would the chaser need to loosen his asshole
>>41865964it really makes you appreciate the subtle nuances of not only the spices present in the pep, but also in the coke...
>>41865952NOPEEEEE not gonna happen loser
>>41865969i have a lot of medications in my purse that i am NOT prescribed and the door checks at the club we're going to are crazy. it's gonna take both our cavities for us to have any chance
Holding my (5'9") tranny (6'4") as the big spoon while she plays her favorite gamecube games and I can't see anything from behind her.
>>41865951AAAAAAAA it’s so over holy fuck dating as a straight tranny might as well be impossible. im going to the forest celibate style
>>41865975already packed with the gack sister we run this club tonight
your choid says he's making dinner and brings you 300g of rare seared tuna and 500g of mixed baked veggies, wyd
>>41865975Why would i do that instead of putting them in my foreskin
im going to pack a bowl of tobacco and keef. just to feel something
>>41865984If you do that you're going to find me theret. celibate chaser
>>41865984I'm a straightish cis choid and I'm sure you're cute, don't despair
>>41865996in your ass?
>>41866000Why did you specify cis choid
>>41865984i hate to say it but you just gotta nut up. that's not really helpful but it is kinda the truth. there's a lot of rejection on the path to true love... thats just how it goes...its good to get to a point where you are extremely comfortable in being a woman and being a tranny so you aren't bothered if other people are less cool about it. don't rush it, just do what you're comfortable with and keep getting stronger. i believe in you>>41865990thats what im fuckin talking about...>>41865995this also is acceptable. wait let me see if i have a hairtie in here to close the top
>>41866007right like thats an oxymoron
>>41866008We dont need a hairtie just let me feel your tits as we walk in and the skin will tighten as i get hard
>>41866007a straight mtf would logically be looking for a cis guy because pooners aren't gonna dick them down
bronya sex has to be off the hook if she knows all this stuff already
>>41866018Hey! I'm at least like 90% cis and 80% straight! Hmphh
>>41866020ok... but ONLY for the love of the game. it doesn't mean anything, right?? so dont get any ideas >:c
>>41865971This reminds me of a post I made way back in the day on a chan site that's no longer relevant. There was a /v/ board on this site. It wasn't about video games. It was about wine. Dipping your nuts in wine.I stumbled upon it one day and I was bewitched. I was 17 at the time so I couldn't buy wine. I instead wrote a post about dipping my nuts in coca cola and asked them what the big difference was. I had racial slurs hurled at me. It was likened to having freaky jungle sex with an untamed african woman. An hour later I had been banned.
would any tranner her let me do a luke of blow off their ass??
>>41866030i cannot put into words how deeply obsessed i am with each and every twist and turn of this story
>>41866029Of course babe just as friends haha ;)
>>41866030based coca cola fucker
>>41866037in that case i guess its fine...
>>41866041Quick we're almost at the door and im going soft let me feel your ass too haha
>>41866025Fucking bronya would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
>>41866050a hallway lined with tentacles that know every inch of a cock inside and out, every ridge and nerve ending...
>>41866030that's not how you do coke or drink wine what the fuck
>>41866036There was also a board for posting your mundane stories. One time I posted about making cocoa. It was a bit too hot so I added a bit of cold water. After that, the flavor was a bit watered down. I drank it anyways. I got told to settle down.
>>41866050youre so wrong
>>41865761why do i want this so bad in my bed lol
>>41866063>>41866039I didn't actually dip my nuts in coke. I was lying to them.
>>41866065Settle down okay
Part of me wants to do one of those gender swap face apps for the funny but part of me is worried I'd look too good and like it
>>41866025>>41866050im this weird middle ground where i was a massive slut and then just stopped having sex for years after i trooned. im worried im basically reset to ground zero.... i dont think i have the experience i once did it doesn't seem like its like riding a bike at all...im hoping i get to experience it again one day but im pretty nervous. i was kinda. ugh i hate talking about this its embarrassing. but even at the very tail end of me slutting it up i was way tighter than i really wanted to be to the point where i could barely even use toys without a huge amount of work. it really sucks. im thinking if there starts to look like there's any hope of me ever getting laid ill just buy a training kit and do some practice so i dont completely embarrass myselfugh i cant believe i posted that here i want to curl up and die now
i wish the phimosis chaser was here cause this phimussy needs to be appreciated right now.
>>41866065my heart is beating fast after reading that please take it down a couple notches
>>41865951that's because if a woman thinks you're too ugly to hit on her she'll accuse you of rape and your life is over just like that
>>41866081i did this in high school and now im a troon
>>41866046FUCK ok but be quick... pervert...
>>41866081I never gender swapped myself prior to taking estrogen, I mostly just tricked people on chat roulette and catfished as a woman in online games
>>41866088There's more than one phimosis appreciator
>>41866098your board is here >>>/r9k/
>>41866086D'aww why are you embarrassed about that? "I'm super tight AND experienced but needy from a touch drought" girl you're basically dream material
>>41866109i guess if you put it like that it sounds like marketing copy... idk im just shy about like. being so sexless. i hang out with a lot of transbians and i talk a lot of game so people assume im getting a lot of action and then i have to be like. sorry im actually a MASSIVE loser
>>41866098This totally happens all the time
>>41866100Wait did this thing actually break people. My friends just used it as a meme
>>41866098Men and women alike find me repulsive and this has never happened to me. I even managed to score a few times.
>>41866117idk i think its a pretty simple filter. like if youre so prone to dysphoria that simple renditions of you as a woman make you troon out i really doubt you were cis
>>41866067want the hair colour... ?
>>41866115Honestly that's not a downside at all imagine how good the sex will be when you do find a hot choid to rearrange you, you'll basically be pair bonded on the spot, almost jealous desu.>I'm a massive loserJust rebrand that as "exclusive" :3 you're basically a trophy wife
>>41866124in their bed... and all over their sheets... and the pillowcases... >.>
do you guys like hugs
>>41866106nta, but I still don't know what that board is there for
government mandated tongue splittings for trannies
where do u mean trannies?
bronya is a fake as fuck transbian loser that hides behind gay reddit humor. hes ugly, chopped, and fat as shit
>>41866128i need a chaser to hug my phimosis bulb right now with their lips
Sorry babe i cant come over and stay with your family at christmas im working haha
>>41866129it was created from an xkcd comic as an experiment and persists because it's an incel containment thunder dome
>>41866125hehehe i guess so! but i don't know i wouldn't really put up with a guy who was looking for that sort of stuff you know what i mean. i would rather they just see me as a slut>>41866129its functionally the incel board now. the schtick is that there's no duplicate posts but the culture changed over time, or something? and now its.... that>>41866136TRVE
Shrimp cat guy is a fake as fuck cat loser that hides behind shrimp humor. hes ugly, chopped, and fat as shit
I along with my entire team for my job have been laid off. Apparently our job can be done by AI and cheap Indian labor. I did data entry booking for hotels. I'm scared. I've never been laid off before. My parents don't accept me being trans but even if they did, they're in Florida, I'm in Seattle. My heart is racing at 10,000 miles per hour as I type this, I don't know what to do.
man my farts have been vile recently and the only thing that's changed is i'm taking a multivitamin
>>41866143>i would rather they just see me as a slutinterdasting, is this a self confidence thing or do you just really really enjoy being a slut?
>>41866149i've lost count of how many jobs i've been rejected for with them saying to my face it was because i'm white, that my technical result was good but they wanted more diversity
>>41866154neither, i just really hate purity culture and would have zero patience for someone who bought into it. that shit is so evil
if only I was a woman
>>41866160Well I'm a tranny, but I am white. What are my chances?
>>41866160This definitely happened
Someone said this was Chris Chan tier, is my outfit really that bad?t. male
>>41866149that really fucking sucks, anon. im sorry that's happening to you.
can somebody help me clean this phimosis it smells like ocean seafood restaurants when i peel it back and jiggle it
>>41866173>t. malemore like low t maleeasy jokes aside the shirt below shoulders with a nylon undershirt is a weird choice
>>41866160Can confirm this ones real
>>41866180ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is disgusting
>>41866180i like this post
guess we're adding phimosis to the filters
>>41866173the striped bardot top is a little charlie brown but i think its fun you pull it off! i like the mesh with it i think you're taking it in the right kind of like '00s indie sleaze kind of direction you might just need to amp it up a little. accessories and/or makeup could totally do that easily. maybe swapping the jeans for something a little more punky could be fun?
>>41866197dont forget to add it with an s also
is this a wolf or a fox
>>41866168Very high. Trannies still have value in the modern hiring process. I have started having to say im a tranny so that my application even gets past the automated ai screening
>>41866209wolf all the way
>>41866182Do you suggest I get rid of the undershirt? I like it cause it's warm and just how it looks in general, but I'd like to try and break the stereotypes about "femboys" not knowing how to dress.
>>41866171i can name the companies if you wish
>>41866210Like what in a cover letter? What do you say specifically if you don't mind me asking.
>>41866173would
>>41866180that's so fucking hot babe
>>41866215That would definitely prove your story
>>41866200Was thinking about getting a lace choker and putting on some subtle makeup. Ripped blacked skinny jeans may work but that feels a little bit 2008 high school. I'd rather be 2008 college if that makes sense.
>>41866209Looks foxy to me
>>41866228thanks, it heats up and doesnt get any air and i cant do anything about it
>>41866233A skirt would probably look better
>>41866223Companies will ask if you are lgbt and in the form you say yes and that you use she her pronouns and they file it into the fasttracked diversity hiring process
>>41866240No more skirts!!! I wanna tease men with my ass then fuck with them when they try to hit on me
>>41866243I mostly use Indeed and have only seen one or two jobs that had that so far.
need a cute trans lady to give me blunt force trauma so I can sleep
>>41866249Consider hotpants then
theyre jealous cause my phimussy is basically a pre built tight vagina as is. you can try to stick your pinky in there or your penis and collapse it in.
>>41866250Start applying to bigger companies that came out of california
>>41866233i totally get what you mean. this is definitely one of those outfits where you can really get away with one of those lace chokers for sure. although if you're trying to break the femboy stereotype maybe just a pendant necklace with something cute that sits on the band of the top could be fun? for the trousers i was imagining like baggy black cargos maybe with coloured stitching or something? that top totally complements your figure super well so something baggier on the bottom would be super cute. also a jeans chain would be cute with this if we're still working in that '00s vibe! i feel like the main criticism i have with femboy outfits is that like copy paste stuff aside they have like a good core but they just aren't fleshed out as much as i want, you know what i mean? like i want more accessories or layering or just something to Take It There. not that im any kind of fashion expert but that's my two cents as a random internet crossdresser
>>41866243troubled by this. thats illegal here
>>41866249I'm the anon who criticized your undershirt but I take that back I didn't realize you were looking to get your ankles put behind your ears, good fit for that, go for the choker too
>>41865864diva* or queen*
>>41866274it's illegal here too and still some companies will do it
chaserswould you???
>>41866289hella anus
>>41866270>>41866270>>41866270>>41866270MOVE
>>41866286gross
>>41866279No I'm not looking to fuck anyone, I'm looking to fuck with people and act like a retard
>>41866266I'm gonna try to stick it in your phimussy
>>41866310i believe in you baby, its okay if i bleed a little.
