Lit humor thread pls
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>>24130431>palm pissFucking hell.
Why do tortillas trigger lit so brutally
>>24130450>rustles ur jimmies >triggers ur tortillas
>>24130429noGo read a book
From the Neil Gaiman thread
>>24131842>shitting on turgenevPhilistine.
>>24130450They're good food
>>24130930It took me a few seconds to take in everything but this made me quite angry, and I just spotted something new.
>>24131557>conquistador's helmet for no reasonA poofy hat or one with a wide brim would have fit far better.
>>24130930För helvete
>>24130450Emblematic of the so called "americana" or "golden age" of American literature which is really just a lot of dustbowl tragedy slop and its various descendants like poor minority pity parties that dominate modern literature, it's basically a painful reminder that literature is no different from genre with its own sea of repetitive cookie cutter sludge.
>>24130930I don't get it
>>24133345The things you don't get could fill a library, anon.
>>24133347What's supposed to be funny about it?
>>24130431He needs a handana
>>24133384holy
>>24133351kek
>>24133879I wonder how he's doing these days.
>>24133374lmao
>>24130450american tortillas are disgusting and have no taste. spic tortillas on the other hand...
>>24133355Holy shit
>>24131889i miss him so bad...:(
>>24134117>ayo wypipo aint season dey solidified flour used to hold things n shieeeeetI really really really wish this board had flags
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>>24133328How comes Iran is so fucking based???
>>24136735Allways been.
>>24135433wouldn it help?
>>24136719Oh this woman...I can never figure out her objective.
>>24136721Sometimes instead of a humour thread I feel what we need is a thread for things like this that make the /lit/erati exceptionally angry.
>>24133355He's still out there, isn't he?
>>24136735it’s the onion babe
>>24136721Oh Chuck. Why won't you die?
>>24136900And yet there are still people who deny that we live in an Idiocracy.
>>24136923dude shut up batin
>>24136926wadda jazzy whopsy-clapsy in mouthin? no cap
>>24136929only in ohio ong
>>24136933>lisen chud me moma tolda onc' "Jerome u twinkdicksuck watha on ur behav or som mothafuckin nigga clap ur motha" so i went to bigast niggaz in m' groov & i bet hisdick ok chud?
>>24136691Is it that hard to leave a chubby chick alone? Fat people are insipid and cosntantly spiteful, specially woman. Chubby woman are prone to thinking people are madly wanting to rape them for some reason, I know one that would brag to us at the drinking table about how "man find her scary" because of wearing big boots and having piercings/tatoos (AS IF THAT WOULD STOP ME FROM RAPING HER IF I WANTED TO LMAO) and how all man are bastards, how she's lesbian and blablabla just to end up cuddling and going out constantly with some nerdy dude who looks like that dandadan virgin guy idk I havent seen the show, and come whining to us later he asked her out and stopped being platonic, just for us to later find out she fucked him.Sorry for the blogpost but I feel this perfectly encapsulates the psyche of a chubby girl with light sh scars on her legs reading tokyo ghoul. Is it that hard to just make a account on a dating app im sure theres some fatties in there if you are into that, half the ones I get are at least a lil overweight for my liking.
>>24136984The trick is to make them think you genuinely care about them. THEN you pull the rug from under their fat asses after taking advantage of them.
>>24136991That's every woman, not just lardballs.I like going after overly romantic femcels who send cat memes saying "us" and ghibli reels just to fuck them and stop talking to them afterwards after introducing some of my poetry and emotional nature to them. I hope they have cut themselves over it. This is ultimately because im still deep down a chud who gets off on taking advantage of woman after woman took advantage of me in the past.