two sentence horror
My bussy stinks. It leaks.
Almost Monday. A new work week.
I still feel the warmth of our first embrace last night, in the evening's waning light. What a perfect night that a moment's lucidity then dissolves in the mirror of my room at the Home, forty-five years later.
>>24844989For Sale: writing materials. Never used
I fartedbut in lieu shart
I opened the /lit/ catalog. A Reddit screenshot thread was at the top.
>>24844989I read that as "I shouldn't be that hard" and thought he was jacking off to fnaf porn.
>>24844989I just saw my reflection blink. My daughter keeps crying about the man in her room, but I live alone. I told my son to run to the car after the sirens went off, but I know I only have enough supplies for one. The creature wearing my wife's skin just asked me why I'm crying. My dog is growling at the corner of the room, but there's nothing there. I finally understood what the voice in my head meant when it said, "We're not alone in here." The last thing I heard was my own voice from the basement, whispering back. I've been counting my family members in the bunker, and I have one too many. My phone just got a notification from an unknown number that read, "Look behind you." I died.
God I miss her. "Her".
>>24844989Her lips still tasted like peaches. Even after years of rotting in the cellar.
"Hopefully no one notices this fart," I whispered to myself before letting out a fart during the business meeting. "Oh you sweet summer child," said the poop that slid out.
>>24845236>I told my son to run to the car after the sirens went off, but I know I only have enough supplies for one.What's the idea here?
OP started a thread.Had to get the idea from reddit.
>>24844989For sale: One OP. Bussy tight
the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
>>24844989The last person on earth sat alone in their room. There was a knock at the door.
“It’s only scavenging a few items on a foreign planet,” I said to myself.And then I realized I was among Lethal Company™
>>24845503>he opened the door>
"Congratulations anon, your transition operation has been successful.""But doc," anon said, "I was only supposed to get my tonsils removed..."
>>24845546@grok what is tonsils?
"Things couldn't possibly get any spookier," I said. Things soon got spookier.
>>24845195>>24845033>>24845333>>24845435>>24845546This is meant to be a horror thread not a goonfuel thread. Still came btw.
>>24844989>"Its only 5 nights it shouldn't be that hard," I said to myself. That's two sentences, dipshit. You cant just omit the period and pretend it's one sentence.
>>24845748You woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn't for us meddling kids said Shaggy. And then he tore Mr Moneybag's face off.
>>24844989So there I was, hard as I’d been in years, every inch of me waiting to feel her after months of courting and dinners and holding hands like children on a first date to the state faire. “Does it get bigger when it’s hard,” she asked, “or should I grab my toy?”
>>24845503>singular theirgood bait, almost got me
>>24844989"Only two sentences you say? Heh well that's not so difficult for you. You see as long as I use quotations I can embed as much as I need into a character's dialogue and end it with he said. That all in all would of course be technically only one sentence of my two sentence horror! And you couldn't even call me out on using run on sentences because that's how people talk naturally too! Haha," I said laughing.However, the ass raping murderous grammar nazi cared more about the spirit of the rules than the word of the rules.
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>>24846236Kino
>>24844989She dropped her knickers. A penis greeted me.
>>24844989I have no penis. It was there went to sleep last night.
>>24846236As tacky and goofy as this is I actually like it.Nice gimmick and fun reader involvement like an old timey creepypasta.Good stuff.
>So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rings, u anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
Inside everyone, there is a skelly. Except for me.
>>24845139How the fuck do you even manage to make a two sentence story sound convoluted and boring?
>>24845780Just use a semicolon to separate the two independent clauses, dishing. Tada. One sentence.
>>24847200*dipshitGod, i hate posting on my phone.
I opened my eyes. I still could not see anything.
A dog walked into an ancient Sumerian bar but couldn't see anything. Then it said: "I'll open this one".
>>24846236cute
>>24844989The operation was a success. Im a woman now
>>24844989In the haze of the club, I approached a Latina who had been giving me glances throughout the night. However, as I drew closer, I realized she was a gypsy.
>>24846236This was surprisingly good
>>24847877OK, that one was scary.
>>24845426Close the door and let the son die outside.
>>24847136Contribution?
I opened the door and there was a scary monster there. It was from a popular tv show, movie or online copypasta.
As I left the house that morning, I noticed I'd picked up a nail the day before, and my tire had gone flat. I'd have to take public transportation if I was going to make it to my shift at Walmart on time.
After building my courage, I gulped the cyanide straight from the bottle. It was out of date.
He looked at his new home and soon-to-be wife with eyes full of love. I struggled uselessly against the bindings.
The bedroom filled with smoke. He lived long enough to burn.
>>24847200Why not replace all periods with semicolons while you're at it, ya fuckin ding dong?
You awaken with a lurch, covered in sweat and heart racing, getting more than a couple hours of sleep has been impossible lately. You check your phone and see 65 missed calls and the date is four months later than it should be.
Is it cheating to use conjunctions or semicolons or dashes
Before going to bed, you should check the shutters of your window, and check under your bed and behind your bedroom door. But don't look up because she hates being seen.
Mother asked anon to take out the garbage so he got up from his pc and did so. While depositing the garbage in the can he gets a text from his mother "I saw what was on your computer, we need to talk..."
I was talking to transgender Balzac about his Argentinian translation of the Odyssey. Then I woke up.
Fuck Candlejack. He wont do sh
>>24849458>SheWhat if I look up while my dick's out?
He spent his youth studying literature instead of gaining real life experience. Now he could analyze every book he read but couldn’t relate to any, except for books about depressed losers.
>>24849518frightfully ghoulish
it depresses me to see that some people actually seem to be taking this seriously
The elections are over! Say hello to America's first female president.
>>24846236cool 'john dies at the end' vibe
Anon spent 15 minutes crafting the perfect reply to his foolish opponent. By the time he realized that his adversary was merely pretending to be retarded, those minutes were gone forever.
>>24845139In contention for the worst creative writing I've ever seen on this website
It was the largest hamburger I had ever seen. The largest hamburger made of people, at least.
>>24846258>she>horror
For sale: baby shoes. Bloody but good condition.
>>24849691For sale: baby shoes. Send inquiry to: J.Epstein@whitehouse.gov
