what are some good dutch language books for a dutch learner
How good is your Dutch currently? If you're still learning, it might not be the best idea to jump straight into literature.Anyway, I like Harry Mulisch, especially "Het stenen bruidsbed" (it is also relativity short, but it does have pretty complicated language.) Hermans is also a great choice, from his short stories to his popular novels, they're all great.
>>24870951>How good is your Dutch currently? If you're still learning, it might not be the best idea to jump straight into literature.Ive been learning for years. Still learning. Reading books is my favorite way of learning a language.
>>24870915>dutch "language"
>>24870976it's a language for high iq whites (and geert wilders). you wouldnt get it.
>>24870984Eetsa leengigge fer hee ikyu Wheets (en Geert Wilders). Yhu weednent geed ed.
>>24871001doesnt work at all if you dont know how dutch spelling goes. thought you were trying to write in scottish or something.
>>24870984>>24871001>>24871012>>24870976We hebben een serieus probleem !!!!!
>>24871001Jabba?
>>24871012Deesnet verrk eedel ef yhuu nee huu Dootsch speeling guus.
>>24871045
I like F. Springer. Pic related in particular.
>>24871053Cheerp
Whatever recs you get, Dutch language has actually changed quite quickly over the years. If you're still learning the language, I would stay away from anything pre ~mid 80s. The language in older titles is not going to be usable in everyday conversations without being looked at as a weirdo (I fully embrace this though). Shame, as some of the best Dutch titles are a bit older than that (Karakter, Lijmen, Eline Vere, Kees de Jongen).
>>24871292>The language in older titles is not going to be usable in everyday conversations without being looked at as a weirdo (I fully embrace this though).This is Flemish erasureI live in Belgium and speak okay Dutch but when I cross the border to the Netherlands it's insane to me how Americanized their accent it. I can understand it completely perfectly in contrast to Flemish Dutch which still retains its original accents and dialects. Younger Dutch speakers in the Netherlands literally speak like Americans speaking a second language.
>>24871292>The language in older titles is not going to be usable in everyday conversations without being looked at as a weirdoWell that doesn't concern me because I don't care to learn Dutch for conversation. No Dutchies even want to speak to foreigners in Dutch anyway. But I do have trouble with the archaic language in older Dutch literature. It seems like such a vast language with so much archaic language that I have to look up. I dont feel this way about French, where someone like Guy de Maupassant frankly writes in language very close to modern French.
>>24871332Yeah it's sad isn't it? This is why I try to mix in some 1880s-1950s words every once in a while. The really sad thing is that most Dutch youths don't speak English that well either. They're fluent in zero languages, it's all mixed up gibberish that's functional in everyday life, but not aesthetically pleasing.>>24871360Sad thing about trying to understand the archaic language in older Dutch literature is that there are barely any sources to fall back on. We seemingly never had a strong culture of literary critique, and sometimes there will be a word in a Van Eeden / Couperus / Hildebrand book that I try to look up, but that returns zero hits. This is a thing that's much easier with English language literature, there's such a wealth of secondary sources out there, and the language can almost be reconstructed through Google for every era back to Chaucer at least.
Han van der Horst madderfakker.
>>24871360This is more a matter of policy.In NL there's a hands of "living language" approach. In french there is way more effort to conserve the language.Results are as expected. Dutch of 40 years ago already feels incredibly old, and young people generally can read it, but not actually decipher meaning intent or subtle linguistic flourishes. I don't blame zoombrains for this. Living language is a retarded policy.
>>24872074>young people generally can read it,Yes, I mean compare this poem written during the 1980's:Nieuwe menschen voed en baerdtSteeds de Aerdt,Maer gheen nieu begeert' noch haken.'t Was alst is, en 't is alst was:D'ouden pasHouden al des Werelds sakenWith this modern poem:Yo bro, faka? Ik ben skeer, dus we moeten nog wat doekoe regelen.Ewa neef! Broer, check die kaulo biggie sanka. Die sanka is conjo biggieI mean, it's almost two different languages!
>>24870915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqnFnWSYzaQ
>>24871390>The really sad thing is that most Dutch youths don't speak English that well either. They're fluent in zero languages, it's all mixed up gibberish that's functional in everyday life, but not aesthetically pleasing.In the Angloid world we have this notion that the Dutch speak better English than we do but it's really not the case anymore. The only people genuinely fluent are boomers who grew up with American and British soldiers stationed in their back gardens. Younger people have that Americanized accent yet ironically barely speak English. At least the Flemish have a sort of national/cultural pride and force everyone to speak Dutch, I don't see that at all in the Netherlands where apparently you can just choose whether you want to speak English or Dutch
>>24872292>1980sO die ’Tachtigers! Maar U schertst zeeker, is ’t niet?
>>24872355This is BS, boomers and predecessors barely speak a word of English. Dunno about zoomies, but lack of English proficiency was a problem even amongst academics older than 50 when I studied. Current 25-40 year olds probably speak the best English.>>24872292You embellish, but yes basically. The first is readable but requires rereads to actually derive meaning from it.
You might like picrel. The language is not overly difficult, it's grimly funny, and the subject matter is quite relevant for the average 4chan user. >20-something cynic loner living with parents being bored as fuck and socially awkward in every encounter, making fun of cancer and baldness. Perfect to read during the last 10 days of the year, as that is the time period covered in the book as well.
>>24872583i read this one in english and enjoyed it. what about his other books?
>>24870951>Learns Dutch to read a pompous Austrian jew
>>24871973Why the fuck does he write for JOOP
>>24870915No good Dutch books exist. Dutchmen suck at every art other than painting.
>>24873512what about Erasmus?
>>24873512kinda true. the most famous dutch filmmaker is just, joris ivens? their contributions to music are like gabber and... idk. strangely small cultural footprint for an affluent and intelligent people.oh, they have design and architecture i suppose
>>24873804>the most famous dutch filmmaker is just, joris ivens?Paul Verhoeven
>>24873870Right. im arthouse-brained
>>24873804I mean, Scandinavia has an even smaller footprint. Van Gogh is more famous than every Scandinavian artist combined
>>24870976wat nou, geert?!
went to a dutch church once. they pause the service for a short break where everyone starts eating mint or black licorice candy.
>>24871360Nederlanders willen wel Nederlands met je praten, maar buitenlanders massacreren de taal nog erger dan een west-vlaming. Er is een reden dat elke 'expat'(gore buutnlandr) alleen maar met andere 'expats'(gore buutnlandrs) bevriend is. Nederlandse boeken zijn allemaal bocht, het is oversexte meuk dat alleen nut heeft als haardhout. Ik raad aan om gewoon een Nederlandse vertaling van goede boeken te lezen. Dat of geschiedenis boeken.
>>24874052Umm, no.Scandinavia has Edvard Munch, Edvard Grieg, Theodor Kittelsen, Victor Sjohstrom, Carl Theodor Dreyer, Lars von Trier, Ingmar Bergman, Thomas Vinterberg, Aki Kaurismaki, August Stringberg, Henrik Ibsen, A-ha and ABBA and many other artists that have made a splash internationally.As a Spaniard I have more respect and feel a closer kinship with Scandinavians than I do with the swamp dwellers.The swamp dwellers overthrew their benevolent Spanish overlords only to squander their golden age (which started and partially overlaps with the supposed "Spanish yoke") malinvesting in tulips and get into wars with France and England.I feel no remorse for the Spanish Fury, those godless protties deserved it.
>>24875403Dank je wel voor het uitzicht. Ik heb maar een klein stukje van het land gezien. De welopgevoede (deugende) Nederlandse kerels (opgeleide in het buitenland) die ik ken, spreken graag Engels, zelfs onder elkaar.
>>24875486a spaniard still salty about us kicking your bum ass like 500 years ago is so funny i didnt know you guys existed.