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>>25293816
I saved this picture from a share your recent photos thread on /p/. I liked this picture so I'll share it here. Thanks /p/anon

I fucking hate characters. How many times am I going to hear about a good book with some great ideas, only to read and find out it's about some asshole named 'James' dealing with his fucking divorce in some alcoholic rom-com

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i like it when girls are all smiley like this

I don't enjoy the company of women because they are, have been, and continue to remain financial, social, and legal risks. Who could rest easy around that? And that's just an intelligent reaction to how they are.

gonna watch the piano teacher b4 bed tonite

>>25293962
good film

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>>25293944

I miss you :(

>>25294107
I miss Jewish people.

Claude makes for a great crutch when learning a new language

Exchanged numbers with a girl while at work. Wish me luck fellas she was very cute.

Yeah? Well, I don't miss you. I moved on ages ago. I don't think about you at all. I'm fucking so many other people too.

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I have made a decision. Tomorrow I will go there and do it. I can't say it will be pleasurable; it probably won't. I can't tell whether my decision will be for the better or for worse, but I must do it. I am currently in a specific situation, which is not one I enjoy, and I have assessed the possible outcomes. Tomorrow I will do it, and I will explain all the reasons why when asked. In the end, even if the results are not good, I will at least be able to day that I made the decision and did not simply let things take their course. I take responsibility for it.
Until then, I will rest.

>>25294149
Lmao, nice try.

>>25294107
Fuck off, Kimberly. You goddamned narcissistic nutjob.

>>25294170
Can you stop fucking responding to me like I’m your ex? You know damn well that I’m not.

>>25294174
Then shut the fuck up then????

>>25294176
No, you shut the fuck up?? If you want to bitch about how much you hate your ex than make your own fucking posts and LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

>>25294177
No. Stop posting the same shit in every single thread, you raped, gaping-assholed faggot bitch. Your bull is GONE. GET OVER IT.

>>25294188
No. Stop using me as a target for your misogynistic seething. The more viciousness you display towards women, the more that I think you deserve EXACTLY what your ex did to you.

>>25294188
LEAVE HER ALONE

>>25294192
>>25294201
YWNBAW

>>25294161
Put me in the manifesto, lil bro

>>25294205
Misogyny isn't welcome here.

>>25294209
LMAO!

idk why but I'm feeling incredibly annoyed and angry today. I almost never feel in a bad mood but today I do and I can't get rid of it and it's affecting everything I do and say

fuck you

Gas ALL femanons

>>25294107
>>25294167
>>25294174
>>25294177
>>25294192
>>25294201
>>25294209
Troon(s) absolutely, utterly BTFO

>>25294217
I'm a dude, but I'm also the kind of dude who thinks you shouldn't beat your wife.

>>25294223
Uhhh... based?

>>25294211
Oh? I'm feeling rad. Great even. Splendid, actually. It's awesome. You're insult made me feel even better for some reason, so thanks. Schaudenfreude maybe? Regardless, your misery has improved my life.

I hate myself.

About a 3 years ago I made tremendously stupid decisions that cost me my career and my honor. I'm lucky I wasn't indicted. I'm terrible at my new job and I make less then I did three years ago.

I'm lonely; I don't like my friends. The only reason we hangout still is because we've been friends since high school. We have no common interests. Any idea for an activity other than a boardgame is rejected.

I hate women because I'm jealous of how easy love and relationships are to them. I want a partner, but I'm too cowardly to initiate. Even if I were to approach, flirting and escalating feel extremely unnatural to me.

I'm a bastard. My father cheated on his wife and my mother, his mistress, decided to keep me. He never legally acknowledged me and my mother was too lazy to sue him for child support. I mean that, she said it herself. I guess she hoped he would come around and leave his wife. Instead, he disinherited me. He died a few years ago.

And here I am, laying in bed at 9pm. So desperate for contact I'm typing this out and whining on 4chan. In a few days, poof, this thread and my post will be gone.

Maybe I should go too.

>>25294271
Maybe you should shed your faggotry, accept that you're causing your own problems, appreciate the blessings you have, and choose to be happy. Why? Well, why not.

Alternatively, I bet you can get twice as bitter and hollow yourself entirely. Stop bathing. Quit your job. Ditch your friends. Never do laundry. Stink and smell and insult people until your filth chrysalis entombs you. Will you emerge changed? Will you long for who you were? Who knows.

A little come they which they can they will they can be married to a man, a young enough man an old man and a young enough man.

>>25294279
Oh I understand I am the source of my own problems; I made my choices. I don't fault my friends for having different interests, for example.

It's my fault and I deserve what happened. I am ashamed and embarrassed to admit I didn't see how much it would cost me later. Nevertheless, choosing to be happy afterwards is much easier said than done.

>>25294311
Of course it is. But hey, worth a shot. What else do you have to do? And then wouldnt it be awesome when you inevitably succeed? You must. If you try forever you will either succeed or die trying, so technically success is assured if you try an infinite amount of times for an infinite amount of time. Even if it's logistically improbable you'll never know if you're one second from success or not, so you might as well keep at it.

I don't understand how insurance works. So if my parents get a second car but I don't want to drive and therefore don't get insurance, I can start dating a girl who drives and let her use the car, right? But then how does that work for insurance? She has her own insurance or it has to be tied to the car?

>>25294327
Insurance is a gamble. You must put down the ante to play. So, put the ante to allow the government hellbeasts to offset the murder and damage you can cause. If your girlfriend has her own ante, she can play the game. If you do not have the ante, you cannot play any games.

>>25294335
o_o

uh thanks

>>25294337
Any time. Just remember it's entirely symbolic because risk management is both a ponzi scheme and a scam, so dont expect your coverage to do anything other than allow you to participate, no matter how garbled their words and lulling their promises. If it gives you any benefit other than peace of mind (symbolic) and permission to do the activity, you have won at baccarat; a complicated and expensive game no one really understands.

>>25294345
>>25294337
Oh, apologies, I missed the last part. Her private insurance will cover her as an occassional driver in another vehicle even if she doesnt have insurance on your parents car, but that carries a greater risk, and is subject to the limitations of her policy, such as less coverage in the event of an accident. Getting her on your parents policy or insured for their vehicle will come with additional expenses, as it poses a greater risk of damage, which needs a higher premium to offset it. My advice? Dont tell those faggots she's driving it consistently unless it's her property. In the event of police hassling her she'll need her license, registration, and proof of insurance. A charge would go against her private insurance premiums rather than your family plan.

>>25294367
Thank you. I currently take the bus and walk everywhere and I enjoy it, but my folks said they're getting a second car, so I'm debating if I wanna start driving but the idea of paying for insurance isn't appealing, so I might just start dating someone who can drive and she can use the car lol. We'll see. Maybe it is about time I start driving.

>>25294381
It's worth driving yourself, even occassionally. Go to the lake, drive to another town, listen to music in the car; all this is both fun and liberating.

I've been working on this medium-to-big-budgeted action movie production and yesterday I had the greatest palaver with the antagonist's actor. See, I go by "T. B." (my initials) on set. When I introduce myself, I add "two letters, like tuberculosis". Otherwise, people think I'm saying TV or TP. Also, it's memorable, and it suits me. I've studied the pathology and (rich, rich) history of the disease in depth. Anyway, this actor was in shock and awe of my knowledge of the disease. They didn't even appear to have known that it's inactive in most people. I let them know that they themselves could have it. Unfortunately, I got called away and didn't get the chance to shill my upcoming novel, Consumptive Cur, which will be available on Amazon at the end of August. But whatever. I'll have more days on set.

Why does nobody talk about how weird it is we’re all here because of how socially structured courtship was pre-1900s and sure yeah breeders might find others in the wild to breed with in current year but it doesn’t change the fact the ship is sinking?

>>25294409
Get over yourself

>>25294426
Poor little tall poppy syndrome sufferer. Learn to relish other people's success.

>>25294425
I've seen a lot of talk about that. Much of it is empty.

Art should have an arresting quality to it. If you have to convince yourself that you like this or that because common consensus and critics said so, it's over.

>>25294435
It’s weird because it legitimately used to be you get a mate, you get a mate, you get a mate, ow it’s a free for all.

>>25294428
https://youtu.be/tHRlF0FWRhg?si=YtqpAgV5Zz3p8E2n

Truly this is a success we all should relish in

>>25294271
I get you bro. I get you. Especially with the friends thing. I’m just glad my only friend invited somebody else when we hung out most recently. Makes it feel alive.

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>>25294440
>the world... changes?

>>25294454
Didn’t say it doesn’t. Don’t forget to bring Jayden and Mason to soccer practice.

Thinking about how when I was a kid I'd fantasize about having a gf and sneaking out late at night with her, walking in the snow, going on tips etc. and now knowing that I likely won't live to experience any of that is a strange feeling. Really though it's whatever, I understand that I've willingly taken on a mission that precludes and supersedes pussy.

>>25294192
>>25294201
Behold: The cancer that is killing /lit/

>>25294209
Yes it is

>>25294460
What a fucking awful chain of replies from the first post

Did my first SCUBA class today, two instructors and I'm the only guy in the class, lol. They seem like cool guys, one is a certified cave diver and one is a British dude whose about seven feet tall who specializes in cold water diving. Ran me through the equipment, tanks, breathing apparatus, hose hookup, BCD etc.

Check out dive at the end of the course will be in Puget Sound. I haven't been this excited about something in years.

>>25294490
>in Puget Sound
Be careful if it's in Hood Canal cuz the Skokomish say there are some mermaid-esqu creatures that'll drown you if you swim or sail there. I've got a book about it but I can't find it so idk the exact name of the creatures right now

>>25294509
Oh noes! I'll keep a look out.

>>25294509
Dog Salmon People?

>>25294111
You need better aim

>>25294509
Tamanous?

Thinking about learning morse code but im paranoid the government will begin to target me and use radio signals to hypnotize me and perform experiments...

>>25294534
I doubt that will happen

>>25294535
I dont doubt they can use radio waves to stimulate targeted areas of my brain... in fact I know they can... Ive seen proof in an episode of 60 minutes regarding Havana syndrome...

>>25294538
Take your meds

>>25294538
They can also view your mind eye so make sure you think of dicks all of the time to throw them off. Your inner monologue should be loony tunes sound effects and nothing else. They'll never know.

>>25294381
you should learn to drive in case your driver gets a heartattack or something and the responsibility will fall on you. Your ability to drive may save or doom someone you love someday.

Even girls who like fat guys such as myself aren't into me

Women don't like fat guys. Ever. At all.

>>25294596
Some of them like 2D ones, but that's the extent

I am often perplexed, like I'm sure many other people are, by the difficulty of writing a story. There are fears of unoriginality, there are fears of mediocrity, and there are fears of inauthenticity.

Generally, it comes together as the fear of not being "good enough," being worthy of attention or praise, because we see the greats and say there's nothing new under the sun. But that's ALWAYS been true.

But what isn't true is that people already found every book they will love, or that every new book has to be better than before to be loved. We shouldn't feel obligated to make the best book ever.

There are people out there who will enjoy your book as long as you bring an authentic effort to the questions you propose and answer through the story. They might even love it more than you do.

US is going to attack Cuba soon.

Dreamt I had 3 microwave covers, but in reality I only have one

>>25294534
They probably won't and you may be clinically paranoid but it sucks that it's more or less physically possible now. I hate living in the future.

>>25294631
Basado. Cuba libre.

I suffered from hyperlexia as a child.

I feel like such a piece of shit, man. I know a girl who I genuinely like. She’s extremely shy, kind of a femcel, but really smart and kind. Her body is nice, we share the same interests, she’s very feminine and petite. I always enjoy talking to her. But the only reason I don’t make a move is because of her face. She’s not ugly, just completely unremarkable with a big nose. Other people who look at her say the same thing to me, that she’s not ugly but has no discernible beauty. And I just can’t bring myself to go all the way with this girl who I’m extremely compatible with because I’m not attracted to her face. I feel like such an asshole for this.

>>25293816
mountains are eroding
cities are exploding
destruction's all around
so let's get outta town

Asked my mum to pick me up a Coke from McDicks, took a sip and it's fucking Diet Coke. FML. One thousand curses upon the jeets at McDonalds.

My stomach is full of seafood.

I NEED to become a volleyball coach at an all-girls middle school

>>25294708
amerrica, fuck yeah!

>>25294721
>>25294708
>>25294694
/Lit/ is full of beautiful poetry tonight
Must be a full moon

>>25294688
Easy solution: don't make a move
Why would you feel obligated to do so?
Just remain friends.
Unless she wants you.
In that case, let her down gently.
Tell her someone else will love her femcel intellect and hebraic nose, but it won't be you.

>>25294728
Canada, actually.

It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy

>>25294795
feel the same way. though i'm not sure if improving means waging a kind of revolutionary guerrilla war on the State that is me, or, as the State, stamping out the rogue elements of myself and foiling their subversive plots.

>>25294799
Interesting metaphor.

>Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
The worst quote ever. It is only by forgetting history that we can move forward and avoid conflict, war, death, racism, genocide, etc..
Jews never forgot their history. As a result they believe that they're 'entitled' to take the homes of others and drive them out of the land. The wars in the middle east result from this Jewish inability to forget history.
Russians never forgot their history. As a result they are bombing and killing Ukrainians.
Blacks in America never forgot their history, as a result they can never integrate and constantly whine about how underprivileged they are.

>>25294805
>Blacks in America never forgot their history, as a result they can never integrate and constantly whine about how underprivileged they are.
Lol real.

>>25294805
>Blacks in America never forgot their history
Blacks don't know their history at all
They think they're kangs from Egypt
Even if their history was perfectly peaceful and free from strife they'd still find reasons to whine, chimp out, act lazy and entitled, etc
It's all genetic

>>25294772
same shit

>>25294809
If everything is genetic then you were genetically predetermined to write this post, in which case I have no reason to listen to what you're saying, automaton.

>>25294826
Based on this post I can reverse engineer your entire genome
And guess what I found? Right next to the gene that made you type that is the gene that codes for brown skin and Hinduism
You're Indian. I'm not. I win. You lose.

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>>25294850
shit, you got me

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>>25294850
we're all indians here buddy, didn't you know?

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i feel lost, im 27 with missed up life, i've been suffering from anxiety and depression since high school then when i went to collage i spent 6 years there studying mathematics and then drop out for 2 years where i served in military after that i went back to collage to major in philosophy hoping to find answers to my questions concerning meaning and value of life, the main issue is i don\'t have a life i'm lonely as fuck and work in a shit job with less than minimum wage in my country, i've been reading philosophy and psychology books for the past couple years but i feel like i've wasted my life what should i do. i'm thinking about learning programing or some tech thing hoping i can catch life again in this ai age.
i've knowledge with computer architecture and how to program in c and python but haven't done anything with it for years.

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>>25294853
They do look Italian huh

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>>25294873
it's just because we tan too fast

>>25294874
Why do jeets all mangle English in the exact same way?

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>>25294901
The linguistics of hindi probably don't have some of the features English has. That's why they all have that stupid accent. Ironically Swedes also have Indian accents cuz their language uses similar sounds to hindi
But obviously I'd much rather have ten million Swedes in the US than the ten million jeets we have

>>25294869
Maybe you can fix your life not by finding something new to learn but something new to do?
If your problem are:
Shit job
Lonely
'no life'
I don't see how getting better at computers solves that.
What do you want to do rather than learn.

I wouldn't say Nirvana are my favourite band, but I listen to a stupid amount of Nirvana for some inexplicable reason.

>>25294956
>not NIN

>>25294957
I have never once listened to Nine Inch Nails.

>>25294969
do eet

>>25294924
>But obviously I'd much rather have ten million Swedes in the US than the ten million jeets we have

Well aren't we glad that these decisions are not upto losers like you

Pissed on the side of the toilet bowl to avoid making a noise and ended up having my piss bounce on my legs.

>>25294978
Women have no idea men go around with piss-splattered legs all day lmfao

>>25294978
This has been happening to me so often lately, in addition to my dick somehow creating a second split-stream which often directs downward onto my pants, that I've been seriously considering sitting down when I piss from here-on. Fortunately, it's stopped happening for the past week, so we'll see, but yeah, I might do it if it starts up again. Literally only got to wear my gray sweatpants for a single hour the last time I put it on for this reason...

>>25295009
Squeeze your dick so your urethra hole opens wider.

>>25295011
ok done, what next?

>>25295011
Piss.

>>25295030
Meant for >>25295021

>>25295032
thanks, instructions clear now

>>25294869
How the fuck do you spend 6 years at college and not get a degree?

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

I live off the trusted interest of some hundreds of thousands of adoring fans

yoooo man, who busted a nut on the mona lisa, wtf

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need a strict cutie to read me poems

shomer shabat

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my brother is a drug addict, he is addicted to this cough medicine that makes him into a retard who rages out at people. he tricked my mom and other brother into thinking he was going to go get a job, but lied and tried to get my brother to drive him to get more cough medicine. He also keeps telling my dad he is going to kill himself if he doesnt take him to go get cough medicine and my dad falls for it, not my mom, my mom is cold blooded and tells him to do it then

my mom locked him out of the house and refuse to let him back inside

I just wish he would stop and get help, but he seems hell bent on this drug.

>>25295266
This nigga wont even walk to get his lean? I believe he’s addicted but that’s gotta be the pussiest addict ever. I mean nothing gets you walking like needing your fix

>>25295269
he has no money to buy the medicne, he tried to recycle cans to get money and he coanstntly pawns stuff but my mom wont let him drive, he is trapped in his room cold turky

>>25295277
Fuck man what happened to the old fashioned addict who would actually get a job as a cook or on a dock somewhere just to pay for that night’s heroin?

>>25295290
he doesnt work, he just wants to get high all day, and the medicine turns him into a retard who doesnt remember the things he says and he constantly lies, he just wants to do drugs and do nothing all day

>>25295266
>cough syrup addiction
So are you a nigger living in what government calls "section 8" or some most likely inbreed redneck living in middle of fucking nowhere like Nebraska ?

I regret not sucking my ex's toes. There were multiple opportunities for me to do it but I never took them. Huge failure on my part that I will forever be ashamed of.

>>25294805
Extremely retarded opinion

>>25295304
>or some most likely inbreed redneck living in middle of fucking nowhere like Nebraska ?
Hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha

>People ITT unironically sipping on lean
/lit/ has fallen

Scuba tanks and regulators sure have a lot of different shit going on. Lots of hoses and valves n' shit.

HMMMMMM...

>>25295266
is ur brother a literal baby perchance?

>>25293816
The Roman nobles, under the last Emperors, seemed incapable of any great or generous passion; no desire for distinction animated them; they sought neither intellectual superiority, nor power, nor glory; strangers to public affairs, they would have believed themselves to be degraded had they entered into a civil or military career. Alone in the nation, they did, it is true, sometimes still manage to have their names remembered by history, but only to recount their riches and their misfortunes. One could tell how many precious vases the Barbarians had taken from their palaces, how many thousands of slaves they had seized from their countryside; but of themselves there was nothing to say; They were not made to leave any trace behind them: no character, no memorable actions, no talents, no virtues—nothing distinguished them from the crowd. They passed unnoticed on earth, in shameful obscurity. The rest of the nation, even more cowardly if that is possible, seems almost to conceal their existence from our research.

The armies were composed only of barbarians, the countryside populated only by slaves; one asks history in vain where the Italians were. In reading the annals of the last reigns of the Western Roman Empire, one needs a constant effort to remember that it was still a vast state; when one sees armies composed of a handful of men, the treasury depleted by the most paltry expenditure, the impossibility of resistance against the weakest aggressor; when the People and the Senate are silent, and a captain of the guards gives or takes away the Empire to unknowns, because there was not a single man in all the orders of the nation capable of seizing it with a firm hand; one would think that it was a question of a miserable fief, among some small barbaric people, and not of the sovereignty of the West, not of the nation which had inherited the name and civilization of Rome (1).

It is good to be strong.

Fucking sick of "anime enthusiasts" man. I like the occasional anime myself, but you unwashed idiots take it to an unhealthily obsessive, bordering on severely mental ill extreme.
>Muh anime website
Don't care. Keep it to one of your designated containment boards or kill yourself you fucking wacko.

>>25295381
Based. Anime is rarely enjoyable for someone with taste. The Japanese have a different kind of interiority compared to us westerners when it comes to art. I believe the old Greek tragedies have influenced our storytelling for the better.

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>>25295385
>>25295381
For (You)

>>25295381
>go to anime website
>wtf why is it full of anime enjoyers
I don't know what you expected

>>25295389
I rebuke your gay bullshit in the name of Christ.

>>25295395
>Le annymay website
Cope.

I have been sick for the couple of days and all I have done is doomscroll the internet. I hate words and the smug faggots behind them.

I've been such a pathetic sack of shit lately, I have done nothing creative at all, all I do is argue about video games and writing in media that I don't even remotely enjoy.

>>25295399
>>25295398
>>25295389
Hi Chang

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>>25295401
terrible pattern seeking skills

>>25295381
Me too. Anime is just shit now.

>>25295395
Fifty of these boards have absolutely little to nothing to do with anime. You're fucking coping.
>But it was originally intended for-
I don't care. Moot was a pedophile. Moot has been gone for YEARS.

Weebs get so vehemently butthurt and defensive quicker than any other group of individuals I've ever interacted with.

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>>25295403
For (You)

... - .- .-. - / .-- .. - .... / - .... . / --. .-. . . -.- ...

>>25295311
>I regret not sucking my ex's toes
how do you let that happen... Start with a casual foot massage on the couch while your watching TV, end the foot massage with a little kiss... she giggles... give the other foot some attention, then kiss each toe... if you wanted to you would have.

>>25295418
almost like he wasnt a degenerate at that point

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>>25295422
For (You)

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>>25295425

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>>25295427
For (You)

>>25295429
tsk tsk u acting like u got some turtle shells and be doing a proper divination

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>>25295443
For (You)

>>25295422
There's nothing degenerate about love

>>25295449
so if you love your mother then you would suck her toes?

Friend of mine read 200 pages of LOTR in two months.

>>25295519
I don't love my mother she's a cunt. Do you love yours? Would you suck her toes?

>>25295569
That's pretty slow. I read 100 pages of Madame Bovary in an hour this morning. LOTR is better though.

>>25295572
It is really slow, but she's nonetheless reading instead of whoring or taking drugs, so I tell her good job every time she brings it up.

>>25295574
My congratulations to her as well, then.

>>25295574
>>25295572
>>25295569
Samechink

>>25295579
my first posts ITT

>>25295582
telling lies invites calamity

>>25295579
Lol retard

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>>25295588

>>25295311
>Extremely retarded opinion
Great rebuttal, faggot. Kill yourslef

This guy texted me, "does it fart?" What does that mean? Does my butt fart? I don't get what they meant.

>>25295640
>Yourslef
You may run out of the thread, thoroughly humiliated, at any moment you'd like. Your lot will not improve from here on.

I am not going to be a fat chud anymore.
I will apply to the graduate program.
I will elevate myself!

>>25295657
I find it interesting that chud as an insult failed so miserably that now even normalfags have started using the word.

>>25295696
Chud is funny to say nigger.

>>25295650
Does your pussy make noises while I'm fucking it. That's basically it.

what have I become

>>25295732
Become Human

>>25294211
I feel ok. Not great or bad but somewhere in between. I want to be left alone to rest my body and relax and find some catharsis in something be it coffee or beer or digitised nicotine delivery, I don’t want anyone relying on me today I am tired.

>>25294211
I feel kind of hopeful, I saw some things that put me at ease and they provided me with some clarity on a few things. I know how I want to spend the next ten years and what I may need to do to get there.

>>25294727
You need to get arrested

>>25294271
Bastards don’t have Fathers. You need to accept that and stop trying to be resentful. I have opinions on all the other stuff you’ve got going on too but that’s the most important thing, it is your identity and not in a stupid way like political affiliation or skin tone or being a good worker or anything else. You are a fatherless bastard, and I am your friend.

>>25295748
Not that Anon but I think you should shut up.

Femanon please suck on my penis. I'll be your boyfriend.

>>25295750
Why should he shut up? Who the fuck are you huh??

>>25295009
this could be a prostate issue

>>25295657
What do you do, depending on what it is, it's not even financially worth it.

Most if not all of your problems are because you don't drink enough water. Drink some water, bitch.

>>25295406
Native 4channers are animé enthusiasts. The rest of you are just immigrants and colonials.

>>25295727
Yeah, those are called queefs not farts. That’s three of you retards exposed, that’ll do for now.

>>25295812
Higher education.

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@foids in this thread please recreate this with me

>>25295833
and they say women don’t prefer fat men

>>25295821
I've been here since 2005/6. My interest in anime has simply waned over the years. Cry about it, bitch.

Sometimes I feel that I am too self-aware. By acknowledging that I am too self-aware sometimes, I am being self-aware about being self-aware. But by acknowledging that I am being self-aware about being self-aware, I am being self-aware about being self-aware about being self-aware. But by acknowledging I am being self-aware about being self-aware about being self-aware, I am now being self-aware about being self-aware about being self-aware about being self-aware. But by acknowledging I am being self-aware about

>>25295837
You are lucky my phone needs to be charged or else I’d cut you a new one, make you feel so bad about your inability to process your thoughts and feelings correctly without recourse to lazily parroting the wrong opinions of your enemies. Be a better man.

>>25295841
Yeah, there’s 8.7bn people currently alive and there’s ten of them that even think about you once a month if you’re popular.

I’m about to drink coffee black for the first time. Nothing on it. Wish me luck everyone

>>25295833
Something like this happened to me. I don't know if it was intentional or not.

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>>25295833
look at this ai bullshit man

not as if it will be any better when the inhuman slop can be manufactured flawlessly

how will hentai culture ever progress in these conditions?

>>25295846
Good luck. Sip it slowly and enjoy the complexity of the bitterness.

>>25295844
Kek, bitch.

>>25295846
Are you serious? Black coffee is the only kind of coffee that works.

It truly is a shame that we tend to lose our grandparents before we ever get a chance to really know them as people, in a way that is only possible between emotionally mature and somewhat experienced adults. Perhaps...that's why we tend to idealize them so much, too.

I think a woman driving by catcalled me while I was walking home. She went "AROOOOOOOOOO" I'm confused as to why. I don't think I've ever been catcalled in my entire life.

>>25295882
They prob recognized you.

>>25295884
Suppose it could've been my buddies wife, dunno. I didn't recognize the car.

I'm going to steal from history and there's nothing they can do about it. Past people are so helpless.

Not to politisperg but why do I care so little about the Gaza genocide? I don't particular like the Jews either so it's not like I'm biased, just nothing about "the Palestinians" has ever gotten emotion out of me. I'm wholly indifferent.

>>25295899
The same people who blackmail satanist pedo politicians in the States are the same people forcing the Palis out and to...where exactly? Oh, right. Here.

>>25295891
What shall you be stealing?

>>25295910
History for fiction.

>>25295911
That's just about everyone, chudbeit.

>>25293816
I am in love with ficitonal women, I enjoy their stories which I know are more real than any real woman's

>boot up Pornhub
>site now asks me if I'm over the age of 18
>select yes
>that simple
This deters children how exactly?

Women all have 6'8 billionaire, vampire boyfriends. How can I compete...

>>25295920
Why is their search function so awful? It's like it doesn't even matter what you type in because what you search for only accounts for like 20 percent of the results.

>>25295922
It's kinda cute how male and female sexual fantasies are sort of horseshoe-like. Hence the popularity of the boss and secretary scenario, just from different perspectives.

>>25295923
Same shit YouTube has been doing for many years. Instead of giving you JUST what you want, it'll give you an endless list of most relevant-->infinity (largely based on your viewing habits as well as frequent repeats).

I'm actually kind of amazed thinking back to when I was thirteen (about twenty two years ago now) and at the time googling shit like "naked thirteen year old girls" hundreds of times and never ended up getting my house visited by the Feds.

>>25295899
Because in reality nobody actually gives a shit. Liberals just love to outrage and protest about things (but doing actually nothing to change or help) then move onto the next "injustice" or outrage. You're a normal person, its normal to not give a shit about what's going on in a fraction of a fraction of some desert shithole.

>>25295934
It's so much worse than youtube, though. If you type in, say, "FMF threesome" at best you'll have a couple videos with a threesome between a man and two women, the rest will be videos that have absolutely nothing to do with your query. Then if you search for, say, "anal", most of the videos in the results will be the same even though there is very little overlap between the two categories.

Do you know what sounds really fun? Moving to Israel.

Mossad agents have entered the thread. Abandon thread.

>>25295962
Shut up, goyim. Your land will be next.

I'm probably never going to do anything significant with my life, and I've kind of resigned myself to just becoming an awkward cog in a faulty machine.

>>25295979
Let go of your belief in your limitations, anon.

>>25295984
I just grew a foot in height!

I'm going to list both my novel and my screenplay on TBL where my prospects will be tied to 55 years old single midwit commie woman of colour scoring my hard earned work.

How can i get this grim thought out of my head? I wish publishers and industry people were actually predominantly jewish or anglo, like the good old days, This reality is hell.

>>25296011
maybe don't tie your prospects to a works being judged by 55 year old single midwit commie women of color? It's like you're sticking your ass out at the gay bar thinking "I sure do hope a fag doesn't slap my ass"

>>25295266
Sorry to hear that, anon. Hope he gets better.

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I immediately think of this webm when I detect a lick of millennial writing

So this is GIOYC, /Lit/ edition?

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I got an ear infection and its the most discomfort I have ever experienced. If I survive this, I swear I will travel the world as I see everything I fancy. Life is so fragile bros...
Dont wait for tomorrow to do what you can do today. For tomorrow might bring new miseries

I don't understand the notion of grooming in a sex-positive world. Okay, so you regret a relationship you had with an older man, if sex isn't such a big deal, then move on with your life...? You weren't raped.

genuinely considering trying gay dating apps at this point
I'm too lonely to care anymore. what's the worst that could happen?

>>25296201
AIDS/HIV

>>25296204
Not that anon, but isn't that mostly a concern for catchers rather than pitchers?

Why does it have to be so hot outside...

>>25295882
she was singing along to werewolves of london, it wasnt directed at you

>>25296201
Probably something like:

You get fucked in the ass, decide you're entirely straight, then vomit and have a panic attack. The guy beats the shit out of you and smears shit from your ass all over the bed in the process. The next day you go to the doctor and they discover that you have AIDS.

INB4 some front hole masturbates to this post

>>25296218
You go gay sooner or later someone is going to turn you into a catcher, faggot.
>>25296234
There was no music, idiot.

Women, never even once.

Holy fucking shit. Get off the goddamned phone. I worked twelve hours today, bought you dinner, bought drinks, thought we were hanging out, spent an hour explaining why she shouldnt do something retarded that resulted in me having to be up at 4:30am for insanely stupid reasons, then she calls her dad for what was supposed to be a brief conversation and has been on the fucking phone for almost two hours. I had to talk her out of NINETEEN HOURS OF DRIVING this weekend for insanely stupid reasons. Just fucking shoot me.

>>25296245
yes there was music... i know becuase i was the woman

>>25296262
Name the town it happened in, then.

>>25296234
Based and zevonpilled

>>25296263
i believe it was the town of gayboner

I never had a girlfriend because a) I never wanted one, c) video games too good, b) porn too good, f) I’m a gaymer, qwop) I know the definition of pulchritudinous and it’s got your name right next to it, <3 I love you, zzz) I’m tired I go to bed.

Same hour, same place, I meet them once again, in the very same dark alley. The zoomettes. "This is the end of the trilogy," I say out loud as they approach. They stop giggling when they hear that. "Hey, boomer," says the leader. "Are you ready for another round?"
But I take a hard drag off my cigarette and kill it against the lid of a trash bin. "I'm not in the mood for a reverse gangbang today," I tell the alpha zoomette. looking her square in the eye. Her heavy mascara is begging to get runny, but I'm in control. "You'll have to rape me another time." And the alpha zoomette comes close and sits next to me and circles my arm with her own. She nudges her pigtailed head against my shoulder. "Do you have a cigarette," she asks, but I shake my head. "I'm an over 30 year old boomer. You could be my daughter. I ain't giving a girl bad habits." She looks up at me with a cocked eyebrow, reminding me I fucked them all relentlessly in this very dark alley like a caveman. Twice. The things I did to them flash before my eyes like a porn mpeg at 32x speed. "Dude," she blurts.
I light another cigarette. "It's different," I say through the smoke. "It's a boomer thing. You wouldn't understand."
One of the girls swoons. "He's so cool," she gasps. The other zoomettes nod in agreement. "Yeah, yeah. The boomer's pretty cool." And they draw closer, all together, and I can read on their faces that they're eager for cock. They're not even pretending they want to rape me this time, no, they are begging for another taste of vintage rod. But I'm not in the mood. I told 'em already.
"This boomer's got boomer things to do tonight. And you should be at home playing videogames," I remark, scanning their guilty faces one by one. I'm not giving them any more of my gnarly old boomer cock. Not today.
I stand up, about to leave the dead end. "You sure you're not giving us cock today, boomer?"
"No way, fag," I reply, and I walk toward the streetlights.

I feel like it has been years since I last saw anyone call someone a bugman online. That one just failed to take off quite like many other words from that era did.

>>25296440
I see it posted here at least once or twice a week.

>>25296440
it's just another word for normie

That little farm in Australia sounded nice.
Too bad it's just a memory now.
I probably wouldn't have liked getting goat shit underneath my fingernails, anyway.

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There have been certain points in my life when I attributed strong feelings to certain chord sequences.
Currently it's a major 7th followed by a minor 7th a semitone above it. In a minor key it would be VI7 - vi7. In E minor, Cmaj7 - Cmin7.
As for the feeling itself, it involves quiet nights and missing something I can't put my finger on.

>>25293816
Meat or Fruits-
If you had to give up on one entirely, which one would you choose.

Yeah yeah... But what has he done for me lately??

>>25296493
I already don't eat fruit sooo...

Lust is the fundamental force that keeps societies in motion.

Seriously, who the fuck are you.

dude this board is so dude where did everyone go tho

i'm tryna work out but i have no energy man and i took two days off from the gym idk dude

I've been told I have big dick energy, and that always leads women to disappointment.

If I could procure a few million dollars, say $4,000,000, I could purchase a castle in France or someplace else like Italy or England, Wales, Scotland, or Northern Ireland. I could do this with $2,000,000 but I think I deserve a nicer abode. Maybe when I'm 40 I could finally have a castle. Lo! I can't forget I need to become nobility... That shouldn't cost too much though. OK, I'm glad I have a plan. Onwards!

Woman parked outside of my apartment is talking to her boyfriend on her car's Bluetooth. It's so loud I can hear it through her car and through my window. Can't make out what they're saying though. I think she's laughing? If so, good for her. Glad they're happy.

I like living around other people -- even if I know nothing about them, and don't want to know anything about them, I like the idea of intersecting with their lives. The comfort they bring, idk.

>>25296544
i think i broke my knuckle somehow and that's why my workout is so ass. when i straighten my middle finger up the knuckle clicks and also my hand is swollen af. it doesn't really hurt until i try to curl a kettlebell.

>>25296440
That appeared before NPC ever really took off, and after nu-male first came up (which btw is what really isn’t seen much anymore.)

Bugman is just too specific and niche. I actually call myself one time to time due to insecurity about my living situation. But it’s too obscure.

>consume vodka
>hours and hours later
>like 7-8 hours later
>hits me
what the fuck
im tall and lanky why does it take so long

Luke Skywalker is my friend.

I normally think video essays are cringe zoomer slop, but I'll watch pretty much anything Horses puts out, that guy is quality.

No I don't want to engage in stupid performative bullshit to attract chicks, I don't give a fuck, the kinds of women who find this stuff attractive are the kinds of women I do not want to touch with a 10 foot pole. The little simpering giggles and the flirty maybe-maybe attitude that has a dozen guys orbiting her jostling each other for position trying to be the one she picks, the one, dude she totally let me smash bruh! I don't give a shit. All you people are disgusting, you're less than dogs, you'd get down on your fours like a dog and lick the underside of her shoes if you thought she would throw a crumb of pussy your way and don't pretend otherwise. I see you, all you people, you gather around her cubicle like flies to shit when we're at work, I see the little moves and countermoves, and all this for some girl who's slept with more guys than she can even remember? Really? And the majority of guys are, apparently, defining themselves by this paradigm, either in the positive by how many "bodies" they have (disgusting term btw) or in the negative by bemoaning their lack of success in performing the right peacock dance and getting a crumb of pussy, calling themselves incels, getting angry about society when all they really want is to be in that society, to be the normalfags they claim to despise. What a joke. Stay away from me. Don't come near me, don't even breathe the same air as me. You're all lower forms of life.

>>25296440
It has been a popular buzzword for Chinamen for years. Lurk moar.
>>25296460
>normie
Lurk for at least two more years before posting, newfag nigger.

Favourite no limit AI chatbot to roleplay with decided to start censoring despite saying that they wouldn't (shocker), so now I have to find a new one, but it's proving harder than I thought.

I didn’t even do anything that time.

lowkey planning to buy a bunch of alcohol so I can get blasted and timetravel until my sickness abates

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i wish women looked like this in real life

Finished Madame Bovary: LMFAO

I'm surprised the women here don't whine about it being misogynistic given how insanely realistic it is. Emma is the archetypical mundane women and foreshadows almost every female issue in our time: In particular, the way she misuses religion, repeatedly blaspheming by taking the host as an unrepentant sinner and haplessly using it to patch up her delusionally narcissistic self esteem—evokes the postmodern post 2016 tradthot "Christ"o-feminist epidemic. The way she, and Charles for that matter, brush up against authentic Faith but are immediately pulled back in the sinful miserable morass of the world due to the their own self delusional is artful, although I doubt Flaubert meant it to be interpreted in the way I am. I about lost my shit laughing when she finally showed poor old dimwit Charles some affection right before she died and had no one else left, straight out of one of those incel memes. She was a childish whore drowning in herself, desperate for anyone to pull her inside out and give her pleasure, to the end. You can imagine how much happier she would have been if Charles was just a bit different: Even if he abused her she'd have been excited and gotten so much fodder for self pity and dramatic fantasy! What a sad little world we live in. Christ have mercy on us, and punish me for the times when I have acted like some of Flaubert's characters.


I will say the prose (maybe because it's French—the quotation style sucks and I hate French culture—or maybe just the translation I had) kind of irked me, I greatly prefer Austen's style.

Thanks again to the people who recommended it.

>>25296767
I was thinking of the same thing but I'll do it tomorrow after my exam.

>>25296812
You got an exam tomorrow? Shouldnt waste too much time on places like these then. I once had an exam in university and I somehow ended up marathoning the first season of Kaiji until like 3 am.
I remember making an obvious mistake the next day that precluded me from having a perfect score. The shame will never leave me

>>25296774
I wish you looked like that in real life

i've been thinking right..but also maybe sometimes it''s better not to write you know because it's like who is listening to the words anyone could be listening to the words. i was thinking that hans castorp got a tmeperature just before he was going to leave isn't that coincidental. and joachim and hans is like erst and thomas like marlowe and shakespeare like castor and pollux because it is gemini season now. no one mentioned that. it is gemini season.

>>25296774
Many (not most) of them do, generally. The average woman is far more beautiful than most people realize.

I don't get women sometimes. Why do they act like cats? You show them attention and they don't want to interact. You act non-chalant, and suddenly they're curious about you and want to talk to you. The more busy you are means more interesting or something.

>>25296837
Read Madame Bovary. They want drama, passion, devotion, what they can't have.

A pea in a pod
A pea, in a pod
Blasted with a shotgun
Frogs guys everywhere
The vagina

>>25294975
Do not redeem, sir...

>>25295851
>how will hentai culture ever progress in these conditions?
>The Japanese
>Innovating culture
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25296834
The average woman is not the average weight hence record low numbers of people having sex, dating, and marrying. Or at least it is one contributing factor you can easily point out.

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck with!

The Sun, night, woman - the first three things man thought mysterious enough to be worthy of his reverence.

>>25296652
Uhhh... based.

Have you guys ever used flash cards for learning? Besides for language.

>>25296979
>flash cards for learning
Flash cards are for rote memorization
Real learning is understanding the essential and being able to describe it in your own words.

>>25296979
>>25296986
You can rote learn flashcards like this anon says but they are supposed to help you recall information without contextual hints. For example, most if not all knowledge that hasn't crystallized (its a gay academic term for "shit you know inside and out") works contextually and sometimes the context is so narrow that you won't remember it unless you experience a trigger. Flashcards are supposed to be training your brain to just say "Oh I know that word or concept, it means this" out of the blue, which is not a very "human" way to learn but it does help with non-contextual recall and really should only be used once you have fundamentals down and know the theory, because if you don't 99% of this goes into temporary knowledge and gets dumped somewhere between a week or a month after learning.

>>25296493
Meat. I love meat, but cheese and eggs are almost as good. Without fruit? You'd die of scuvy and seasonal depression. Few things beat some fresh pineapple or a nice apple. Well, other than a steak of course, but no one's colon can handle that forever.

>>25296844
I pissed in the pod;
pied fog's scant blog.
Logged twice and limber
I shit straight timber
like clods from God's rod.

>>25296652
You said crumb of pussy twice. Fix that otherwise you’ll have to make the narrator some kind of weird cupcake fetishist enthusiast.

Folded steel? In America, we draw our weapons.

>>25296979
I just say the word or phrase over and over throughout the day at random to myself until i cant forget it. That’s how I memorized the name Dr Henry A Murray yesterday (great real-life example of a truly evil mad scientist)

>>25296594
Were you sitting down the whole time and just stood up?

Paizuri is such a stupid fetish

>>25297036
The last line is blasphemous

>>25297086
Oh no, whatever will I do?

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"Don't judge a book by its cover" is a term made up by publishers to excuse atrocious book covers.

I feel like I've already gone crazy sometimes. Like I might as well just type adhisg;airghfrqlueibgnq;aeibgnagfbng;fbnd;fasgd;aighf;asdkibgnf;agna;kdnfgkiadfngkadfa instead of any coherent thoughts, because it wouldn't actually change the degree to which anyone understands me.

>>25297117
That's not crazy, that's just garbled. Crazy is telling the cashier at 711 that a geoduck looks like a beef tounge, winking, cracking open your freshly purchased chewing tabacco, dumping it in your orange slushie, and chugging the vile concoction in a single unbroken stare before leaving without another word.

>>25297120
*holds up spork*

>>25297123
No. One is weird for weird. The other? You consider it completely mundane, and the observation is also true, while the activity is horrid and unreasonable.

>>25297117
My ear infection is definitely messing with my brain. Just spent 2 hours in a half daze trying to connect to dots to a story burnt down Japanese village where I figured a hidden cure could be found. A desperate attempt to alleviate my pain ahead of schedule since my medicine sure is taking forever

>>25297097
I don’t know. The second last line made me laugh and then the last line, being blasphemous, made me uncomfortable at laughing and ruined all the good stuff leading up to it.

I’ve officially started to take myself seriously and will explain ‘you’re interrupting my meditation’ when bothered too much. Because that really is what’s going on, and yes i do it standing and whole laboring

you guys ever spend a lot of time in nature and start to feel the mental illness fade away but then life forces you back indoors to the computer and it's like ahh shit here we go again and life goes back to sucking

>>25297244
I usually just work in a factory and immediately feel better.

I wanna make a new e-mail since my old one keeps getting spammed with shit that has to do with online dating and viagra.
Which epic or play should I use to get inspiration from?

>>25297253
The Golden Fleece