>"She had legs for days. But those days were numbered."
>I only had four inches to give, and then some... but when you gave this woman an inch, and she took a mile.
>>25296075how can she tooketh mile if only 4 inch ??
>>25296078For (You)
>>25296078You just keep putting in the same length over and over, it adds up.Anyway, sorry for ruining your thread with a typo.
>The whore's body was spread among thirty shoeboxes all over the town... guess that's part and parcel of living in this city.
>>25296093Passable image, horribly ESL execution. You should be ashamed.
>>25296093>You put that up in a department store and some broad is bound to buy it, it's a bargain after all
>>25296062>"Words couldn't describe this broad. But numbers could. 3/10."
>Her hole was as wet as all of the dripping gutters in this city, and it smelled as bad too>Lucky for her, that was a stench I couldn't live without
>>25296078She takes it in multiples
>she was the kind of broad with legs from her waist to her feet, arms that ended in hands, hair growing from her head, you know the type
>>25296096>noooo don't speak multiple languages you have to be superior monolingual like me
>>25296062>She did her best to hide it, but I could make out faint familiar bulge. She had a long piece, longer than mine, between her legs that tented the cool sheen of the tight pencil dress she wore under a hot overcoat. A Welrod—and judging from the smell—it's just been used...
>>25296409Alright seriously fuck off ESL
>>25296369>"noooo, Signore! don't-ah speak multiple-ah languages. You have-ah to be superiore monolingual like-ah me">the dago squeezed out in the best English he could muster before muttering something to himself in Spanish, indignant. Damned city had gone to hell. >No...>The city had died a long time ago. We were just flies buzzing in wet shadow of its moldered corpse
seggst. spurdo sparde
>>25296423Wrong. I am actually Indian.
>>25296062>The dame washed into my office with the rain like any other piece of gutter trash dragged into the stinking storm drain by a torrent of watered down flood of piss, garbage water, and motor oil, tracking watery sludge all over the checkerboard linoleum. She smelled of tobacco and the Oriental medicinal herb--and trouble.>And just like the storm drain I was about to swallow her whole.>"I'm looking for someone">"We're closed. Besides, I don't do missing persons cases anymore">"Not even if that missing person was named Jacqueline Hide?">I grimaced. Jackie and I had parted ways a long time ago, but we always kept in touch. I would've heard if anything had happened to her--unless...>"How do you know Jackie?">The dame pulled out a gun and pointed it straight at my quickening heart>"Wrong answer"
>>25296062Love these threads
>>25296473>he said, correcting me. Dot, not feather I presumed. Though the only thing that dotted his head were beads of sweat that dribbled down into his wet greasy shirt.>What was an Indian doing in the middle of a noir thread? I didn't like it. The whole situation seemed too contrived like a bad joke you'd tell on your first night doing standup.>Well I'm not laughing
>>25296096>>25296419Shut up, man
>>25296317the antikazakh
Best noir books?
>He shoved the barrel in my face like he wanted me to eat it. And I was hungry. For words.
>>25297222Checked. It's not Noir but some of Conrad's book read exactly like that.
I would have committed so much crime in the 1920s it’s not even funny I missed out on it.
>>25297602ya but now u can commit crimes in blue cities and nothing happens, u get released no bail, and then the charges are dropped later. in the 1920s if u got pinched it's fucking over they will send ur ass upstate for a decade.
>>25297610On the other hand though without forensics you could get away with almost anything if you weren't caught in the act or a known derelict in the area.
>>25297610what if anon is white, then he can't
This whole board was a clogged toilet and I was the one left holding the plunger. It was a dirty job but someone had to do it. I had to do it. And I wasn't expecting much of a paycheck.
>>25296062oh god, does someone cut her legs off?
>>25296062It was a hot night in the city of angels when a leggy blond walked into my office. She had 13, maybe 14 legs. Way too many
>>25297877
>>25296062Aren't all days numbered? Maybe the ones between Christmas and new year aren't?
>>25296062go on
>>25297758Blacks statistically receive longer sentences for crimes than whites do where the crimes are the same
Reposting one from the last thread because I liked it so much: >She had gams up to her eyeballs. No torso at all. Like some kind of Silent Hill allegory for sexual abuse.
>"You like a beating, boah?" The crook drawled in that accent that only a grim, skulking mugger's life in the back alleys could give. I couldn't make out his eyes in the dim, flickering light, as though there weren't no life to be shone in there. That grin splitting his glum face promised a world of hurt and a one-way ticket to Hell as a parting gift.>I can't deny I'm not destined to that infernal basement. The Devil's probably set aside a cauldron for me. Swimming pools for sinners. But I've got places to be, and no time to waste. The Colt felt cold in my hand. What's one more line to my ledger?My only exposure to noir thus far is Sin City (the movie). Apologies in advance if I'm getting it wrong
>>25296062
I found her sitting on the toilet, little did I know that she'd already been flushed.
>>25298937fixed. god I hate comic "artists"
>>25297971>Aren't all days numbered?I think that's the joke
>>25296062Being able to speak fluently like this would be incredible for me. I need to be able to reduce all things that happen in my life to a common expression or idiom and interweave them flawlessly
>>25299090Seething little zoom zoom
>>25299090brevity being the soul of wit implies a certain amount of wit being needed for application
>>25296132Kek
>>25297971>>25299091Good lord, guys, just use google. "days are numbered" is a phrase saying that their death is imminent. In the cards, so to speak, but god knows you wouldn't be able to tell a deuce from a flush.
>>25296207I see
>>25299207see what?
>I found the prostitute on the john, not the profitable kind, but still her panties were around her ankles, blood dripping out the hole in her head gave the piss stink an iron flavor. I lowered my piece and averted my eyes, then thought better of it. A corpse gets no stock in modesty, strange how that works. Were she still breathing, I might have felt wrong getting a private show of her splayed legs and cunt.
>>25299240>I found the prostitute on the johnbest part, lose the midwit fodder and develop this
>>25299261yeah, no idea where to develop this beyond the pun
