Big ponies Edition824: Father Knows BeastWritten by Josh Haberhttps://mega.nz/#!6bBgha5Y!lzlHwC21hmJsYM1CPUCd4qavlUgx8noRRFVVlg5IDCUhttps://mega.nz/#!KaYUiY6K!x_rwVL1hzgUiVNlYjD_LTmOT3bYHZc6eEnlYMiF9GecNightmare Knights #1 is storytimed here!>>33029727My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever: A Present for Everypony is still storytimed here!>>33010121and My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever, the board book, is here!>>33009041Canterlot High Stories: Pinkie Pie and the Cupcake Calamity is still storytimed here!>>33003077Friendship is Magic #71 is still storytimed here!>>33003597Ponyville Mysteries #5 is still storytimed here!>>32978249>>33033486Previous thread.
MLP Anniversary party going on here!>>33029602Episode Linkshttps://xxnightmaremoonxx.de/vweb/?page_id=79&page=9http://yp1.yayponies.no/videos/episodes.php825: School Raze, Part 1 - When the magic of Equestria mysteriously begins to fail, Twilight leads her friends on a quest for answers, leaving the School of Friendship open to attack from a dangerous mastermind.Written by Nicole Dubuchttps://mega.nz/#!rCYmXAaY!2SJJ3R-7OBtCtkf1XAKJOS9ywavl5J_74dwmYm6EY_khttps://mega.nz/#!rCQkVajI!f5lfYImGRfCt2RwO8UOcXAef8zfoFFeDsnOgMbyZ2YQ826: School Raze, Part 2 - While Twilight and the rest of the Mane Six try to escape Tartarus, Cozy Glow furthers her plot to take over the School of Friendship with only Twilight's students and the Cutie Mark Crusaders to stop her!Written by Josh Haberhttps://mega.nz/#!LDACiCiL!T_gT3wb2tAnSbTbRBpE0AdqLii-7O_ZDQaUfbTs-KGMhttps://mega.nz/#!meZwzAoQ!7_GIwOVyK0etWPorYhGiLO__HX9NtQMe05W0T26SUKMBest Gift Ever Holiday Special - It’s the holiday season and the pony friends are galloping through Equestria on an adventure to find the BEST. GIFT. EVER. for each other! “To find the perfect gift before the night ends, they’ll need a little help and some special new friends.”Written by Mike VogelLuna Quest Threads:https://pastebin.com/gyivrA79Finale Countdown:http://mlpg.co/countdown/MLPG Event/Activity Calendar:http://mlpg.co/htc/
I love this big pony!
>>33036253>Rainbow horse streaming at pink.horse/anni
>>33036263How did she get so big?
>>33036269I bet you'd change your mind if it were a filly in the pic
>>33036269Is it still a fetish if I don't find it arousing?
>>33036267She gets plenty of exercise, plenty of naps, and always eats her vegetables!
>>33036273Somethings a thing can be cute to you but arousing to others. Like feet. Or children.
>>33036282The fuck is wrong with her belly
>>33036279What a hungry pony
>>33036272That would be even worse.
>>33036285I don't know why but I get so much joy seeing her eating things.
>>33036282>Anime This is not >>>/trash/
There really is something really balanced and pleasant to the pony design.
>>33036282>it's still here
>>33036324I jack off to lolicon regularly and this is one of the worst artists I've ever seenAt least post something good
>>33036332She's still going!
>>33036337that's a lie, hotdog doug, and you know itthing WILL be better in the future.
Celestia is such a benevolent ruler. She even tolerates the deranged opinions of those criminals who claim that pony should have the so-called freedom to pony pony.
>>33036324I like Cherry Berry
I hope you remembered to think about the cider.
>>33036391Your new liege
>>33036399Twilight's new coltfriend.
>>33036417I would actually be fine if Sombra become twilight special somepony.
Oh boy, Anal pony Coco episode
>>33036455>3 bowsApplebloom finally evolved
>>33036454I love her so much and I would fuck and rim her ass as much as she wanted
>>33036472You can't impregnate a filly but is still fun tryingYou can't impregnate the anal pony from her ponut
>>33036475I'd fill her colon with so much cum it'd look like she was having a baby.
>>33036480MWAHGood night everyone
Will we get news on S9 soon?
>>33036585Russian hackers got tired leaking shit so no.
>>33036596Priorities.Gotta get Trump reelected.
>>33036596I mean, S8 still hasn't technically ended yet.
I wanna be, a little mare, so fuckin badBoop all the things I never had
Who is the filliest filly to ever filly in Fillyland on National Filly Day?
>>33036618I'M ENERY THE FILLY I AMENERY THE FILLY I AM, I AM
>>33036618Can I go to Fillyland?
>>33036651I bet she loves belly rubs and getting her name combed
Remember fun things?
>>33036781But fun is ded & hats you.
>>33036781I love fun things!
>>33036783>>33036785If fun won't come to us we'll just have to make our own!
>>33036800Get the red phosphorus
>>33036785I want to show Dash my fun thing
>>33036694>her name combed>name
>>33036847Don’t you brush your filly’s name?
>>33037059Perfect belly for rubs.
Anyone bought MLP S7 DVD? It have SDCC 2018 panel. (EqG trailer and Holiday special in good quality)
i HATE fillies and colts and i LOVE mares and stallions
EQG is garbage
Warning: cute fillies of the royalty incoming
>>33036253Will the Best Gift Ever special be good?
>>33037153I hope so.
What's the most "fellow kids" moment of the show?
>>33037184Probably Hipstershy in Fake It Til You Make It, but idk if it counts because it was a deliberate joke to make Fluttershy look old and out of touch since she used it out of context
>>33037206I meanYou're not wrong?
The worst S7 episode is better than the best S1 episode. Faustfags are retarded.
I dreamt that I stopped using this board and my life became happier.
>>33037283She knows she loves it
Why are the Giants so bad?
>>33037336EQG is garbage.
>>33037137It's a shame they killed this cute stallion. He literally did nothing wrong considering how much he suffered and the amount of dark magic he has.Sombra did what nobody else would do and tried his best to save his family, friends and his people.
>>33037336What the hell is her problem?
>>33037113What did I miss.
>>33037383Naked loli doug.
>>33037358he did nothing wrong
>>33037358He'll be back in S9 but I'm afraid they'll fuck it up.
How long until we get news on S9?
why do people even care about season nine?
>>33037410What do you want to know, I have inside information.
>>33037418Is everyone going to become an Alicorn?
>>33037415I just hope to see my waifu back at least for a few minutes.
>>33037408I just hope they save him or better, he save the ponies and becomes an hero
>>33037428Sorry anon, Lauren is not coming back.
>>33037141I didn't know Fosgitt lurked here.
>>33037424No, and Twilight losses her wings.
>>33037434It could be a Fosgitt fan, this place does have bad enough taste.
Cute little filly hooves.
>>33037466What a nice featureless
>>33037469You're going to be in for quite a surprise when you go to stroke her featureless only to sink knuckle deep inside her.
>>33036253imagine how loud her farts would be GOD DAMN
>>33037559you're not a bird
Why does she make my pee pee hard?
>>33037579No one knows why the pee pee becomes hardIt is a complete mystery why so many random things make one arousedEven certain words can do it for me
>>33037579All the angry Eris fanboys who didn't get a genderbent Discord got your dick hard perhaps?
>>33037579Probably because you're a furry.
>>33037578She wants the B
>>33037579because you touch yourself at night
are the dash posters the only ones not posting in the sticky; there's way too much dash here today
>>33037579Because you want Luna dead
>>33037579I want to say how angry this makes me but I don't know how to do it without looking more autistic than normal, but this is the first time I've ever been mad at my little pony anything
>>33037638Come on, just say it. Not because autism, I like to hear opinions about Jeremy Whitley writing
>>33037579She looks like griffon Cadence; even the same color scheme with the hair and skin
>>33037648She is chaos. She secretly is "HI ANON!" cadence
What if Spike's "father" is Scorpan, as a reference to G1?Which makes Tirek Spike's "uncle".
>>33037646My opinion is whoever is writing whatever comic should stop thinking a new character taking down an older character/controlling an older villain will do anything but make me roll my eyes. My other opinion is that Discord should be molecule man
>>33037693>stop thinking a new character taking down an older character/controlling an older villain will do anything but make me roll my eyesYou will hate the next one in the mainline with Cosmos
My headcanon is that Spike's real father looks like an adult version of G1 Spike.
>>33037579>An alt universes chaos god.>Is just a bird.>Or, if we are going by this universe, just a "harpy">That for some reason, really likes Star Wars hair fashions.I honestly didn't really know what to expect, but I am still getting angry.
Spike's real father is Spike himself.
I am Spike's father.
That's not true! That's impossible!
>>33037714Bullshit, that implies that little faggot got laid at some point.
>>33037731Spike's mother is also Spike.
I want to do unspeakable things to Braeburn.
>>33037698It's like they want to do "serious" comic book stories they read when they were kids, but don't realize what made some of them good and a lot of them bad. Because when Whitley or Cook do cute silly stuff I end up loving it.
>>33037705She looks like a character some guy kitbashed for his warhammer fantasy Tzeentch army or somethingshe just needs to be riding around on a disc and she would be all set
>>33037740but you already spoke of them
>>33037705I think they're supposed to be ram's hornsStill a pretty weak design for a supposed embodiment of chaos
>>33037740Like holding his hoof?
>>33037579that daybreaker looks sick>>33037753pretty sure shes designed off the actual goddess eris, hence the wings and the ram horns, instead of just being a gender swapped discord. the greek goddess eris looks fairly normal in her basic form
Omikron: The Nomad Soul but with ponies
>>33037786>unspoilered hoof holding
>>33037802I will hold the hoof of that cute little filly even give it a kiss
>>33037807I will hold the crown of that cute little filly before I place it on her head*
>>33037845What a slut, wearing socks in public.
I want to take this filly to my bed and rub her chest fluff
God this episode sucks so fucking muchWho approved this shit
>>33037859I liked it
>Don't lewd fillies>fillies keep teasing me with their fillynessI't not my fault
>>33037791>Hot swapping out of pony bodies without any care in order to save their world from the cyber demon aliens from another dimension>Realize like 80% of the way through the game that you think the ponies whose bodies you've left are literally just fucking gone when you leave their bodies, they're all missing. >You've been murdering ponies left and right.>Finish saving their world out of disgust then get sent back to your own>suicide
GOD I FUCKING HATE SPIKE
>>33037886I like that pony tail.
>>33037894Escape filly, anon is being a filly fiddler again
>>33037889The one on her head or the one on her butt?
>>33037886I'm not allowed to touch this filly
IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING SPIKE EPISODEKIIIILLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEE
>>33037881I'd play it.
>>33037924I'm going to race mix with that filly.
>>33037934She's a very attractive filly.
>>33037926Would you have hot lesbian sex with Bonbon the moment she comes onto you while you're in Lyra's body?Would you be okay with it after you tell her you're not Lyra and she thinks you're acting weird and a good cunnilingus will fix you?
>>33037934Fillies can't get pregnant, no race mix, only lewd filly
>>33037951>Fillies can't get pregnantNot with that attitude they won't.
>>33037951Just dig deep and hope for the best. And if it doesn't work try again the next day. Eventually you'll get somewhere.
>>33037961Also the filly will enjoy every try and will hope for a new one tomorrow.
I feel physically sick watching that scene
>>33037924She probably wouldn't let me.But that make me want to pet her even more
>>33037971Protect this smileMake sure this smile grows up to be a big and healthy smile
>>33037971Such cute little angel
>>33037971She's cute.I would give her a ride to school and pick her up and take her to get ice cream when she did good on her tests and encourage her hobbies.
>>33037965God she's so cute.
>>33037972Just meet her when she's in her rebellious filly phase and she'll be more than willing to to anything with you.
>>33037989Can you be my dad instead?
>>33038009Maybe. How pony-like are you? Do you need help cleaning your room and a reminder to take your bath? What do you want for dinner?
>>33038000Would watch this anime
>>33038004Even booping in front of her moms?
>>33038068That would be literally suicide, Aryanne will never doubt
shhSunset is sleeping
>>33038117We've all been there.I'll be quiet and get her a blanket.
>>33038117She look really comfy after her daily sex with Ace
>>33038149>daily sexJust once? Is Ace that busy?
RAINBOW ROCKS UP NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>33038188>want to play vidya>now I want to hop in the stream oh no
>>33038188EQG is fucking garbage
I'm really glad good sombra got his cameo
You're fucking garbage.
>>33038188Break time. I take a nap to be ready for the WOW! glimmerposting
>>33038227I love you little daredevil
>>33038218yeah but rainbow rocks is actually good
Lyra is pretending to be a pet again
>>33038255I'm gonna pet that pony hard.And maybe try that sauce she's offering me.
>>33038265that is the traditional sauce offering pose
>>33038296Cool. Gonna eat that pone sauce right out of her frog.
Does anyone else feel like they're being watched?
>>33038313No.Nnnno. Stop.These are my chips.
>>33038332No. Why do you ask?
>>33038332I'm watching you.
Sorry its been so long since the last delivery. I've been very busy! Have some Glimjuice.
>>33038342I want some Trixjuice.
>>33038332Constantly. But I take pills for that.
>>33038367You're gonna have to catch me, Anon!
>>33038371I will.And when I do I'm slurping it all down.
>>33038367Trixie doesn't have juice. She has cereal.
>>33038344Noooooo, godStop, they're not even Filly Treat Brand Lay's you wont like them
>>33038379Gonna munch down on that bowl and slurp it clean.
>>33038396OHMYGOD NO SERIOUSLYTHESE ARE MINE
Trixie & The Illusions up next!! Remember to vote for her!!
KINO FINALE COMING UPPPPPPPPGET IN HERE FAGGOOOOOOTTTSS
>>33038471HOW MUCH MORE IN CAN I GET
IT'S CUTE TIME.
Is he "Uncle Spike" or "Cousin Spike"?
>>33038574>Fluttershy gets finger banged
I hope the comic will make people like Stygian more
>>33038592The perfect pony for it.
>>33038587>>33038591I can totally see Spike growing up to be a fat fucker
>>33038592>>33038599please stop sexually arousing Fluttershy
>>33038587oh no my heart>>33038597oh no my pants
>>33038600He won't, though, because Dash, Ember, and maybe Smoulder won't let him.
>>33038607He'd just go to Mina's cave for snacks and comics.
>>33038611>implying she wouldn't suffer from dragabetes, and have to eat "healthy" foods and low-carbon gems
>>33038614>implying diabetes exist in Equestria >implying she won't win the Spikebowl
>>33038620Keep it up and I'm going to start sexually arousing filly Fluttershy.
>>33038624this isn't one of your neighponese picture tomes, Fluttershy, that comic-only dragon is destined to become a nekomancer.
>>33037839you forgot a brick newton
>>33038650>this isn't one of your neighponese picture tomesButhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOKMhrt8Y4
do you have friends mlpg?do you talk to people outside of this general?do you have a discord or skype group you visit?
>>33038672I lost a friend last week. YesYes
>>33038693do your friends taste like cake?are they cake?are you cake?
>>33038672noonly 1 personno
I think I got my 16 spots for the promotion league/tourney/whatever going.Well, I fit everyone into 16 spots anyways.Amethyst StarAria BlazeAutumn BlazeEmberGildaLightning DustLimestone PieMayor Mare/Nurse RedheartSaffron MasalaSilverstreamSomnambulaSour Sweet/Indigo Zap/Lemon ZestStrawberry Sunrise/Carrot TopSuri Polomare/Coco PommelTempest ShadowZecora
>>33038725all of this is horriblenever post a princess again
the fillies are singing baba yetu again
>>3303872416 spots, but only one KING OF WAIFUS
>>33038752Well, top 4 have a chance to force their way into Babbies.
>>33038743I'm posting princesses and you can't stop me.
>>33038704it makes me happy knowing i'm not the only one without friends here.i've never even downloaded discord, or even visit other boards besides /mlp/.
>>33038767>Rarity lounges around daydreaming about ace thruster
>>33038794I always fine it weird that regular Rarity gets pushed to the side by stallions in favor of Applejack or Fluttershy.
>>33038868you can't threaten me with a knife
>>33038672>DiscordSuch a nice program to find likeminded people with your weird kinks, as long as you don't mind being part of a botnet.
>>33038868I am reading a book and listening to an audiobook.What now bookhorse?
>>33038868>tfw set myself to read 100 books this year>barely made 20 or soWhy do I suck at time management so much.
>>33038884I think i would love discord if i was able to talk to people. making friends is really hard for me i'm really scared talking to people in a live chat.i can't even talk in the anniversary stream
Sweetie Belle is a filly.
>>33038904Please stop being me, Trixiefag. It's starting to scare me.
>>33038898who the fuck could read 100 books a year? that's like a book every 3 daysholy fuck anon
>>33038904Eh. People in most servers are lurkers that almost never talk, at least in the big ones. Just join a server and have fun, it doesn't matter if you don't talk.
>>33038910>who the fuck could read 100 books a yearThe person that wants to fuck Twilight the most.
>>33038931>the person who wants to fuck unicorn twilight the most>the version most people preferUnless you guys are down for some alicorn pussy
>>33038939unicorn twilight is cuter, but it's not like I'd turn her down just because of some wings and awkward writing
>>33038910Reading 100 books in a year would be the equivalent of reading a quarter of a book per day. Assuming every book is 500 pages long, that would be 125 pages, or about 2.25 hours of reading per day at an average reading speed of 200-250 words per minute.It seems plausible, albeit tiring.
>>33038904>not talking in the anniversary stream>everyone is anonymous>you’re able to talk hereyou have no excuse
>>33038946i know it's autistic as hell. there's something wrong with me
What did he mean by this?
>>33038950Just do it. You will feel uncomfortable for a while but it will subside. And if you think you fucked up you can always make another account.
>>33038952Apple ponies are very gay.
>loved reading in school, would always finish books ahead of everyone else>was on a higher reading level than most kids>after school don't even read books, just read whatever manga I buy>books I want are hundreds of dollars because they're about firearms or other war related history
>>33038962what's with all the pictures of Twilight eating eggplants raw
>>33038944you can’t just want to do it. You have to be autistically obsessed with doing it. That’s part of what makes you youI have zero social skills and can spend HOURS a day researching on electronics, which is unironically fun to me, and being autisically obsessed with repairing things most people would just give up on or hate doing. I spent a month and a half unsoldering and replacing over 150 part to repair a synthesizer from the 1980s. Did I choose to be that way? Hell no. I wanted to be the cool kid in school but it didn’t happen. I asked my parents long ago if I was autistic, they told me no, I got tested and was still told no (I think they’re lying) and I haven’t checked since cause I’m busy.If you don’t like reading books like twilight (who is a fictional character, arguably there are actually people in this world who are obsessed with books and knowledge just as much as she is, and would make a much better match for her than someone who forced themselves to be like her), chances are you’re not gonna last long in a relationship like that.>TL;DR: you can’t force yourself to be like the pony you like, they say opposites attract but I don’t see that too often.Rereading this I realize this post is very long and autistic but I’m anon and none of you know me so fuck off
>>33038953considering how easy it is to identify individuals based on their posting habits here, i wouldn't count on this working if you have a signature brand of autism
>>33038962>tfw the internet has destroyed your attention span and hobbies that used to entertain you for hours every day just don't hold any interest or motivation any moreAs many good times as I've had here and other places, discovering all this bullshit in the mid 2000s was probably the worst thing that ever happened to me
>>33038962>I could read like a 6th grader when I was 3>parents thought I was special>can’t read like that anymore, didn’t stay ahead of the curve because I discovered video games>turns out I’m not special after allI still know some stuff grammar-wise that others don’t know about, it sucks being the only one around that knows the difference between their/there/they’re
>>33038985Anyone who says they can do this is an autistic delusional liar
>>33038984I like reading, but I rarely have time to read these days, and I actually feel kind of guilty about reading because I know I could be doing more urgent stuff. I also don't commute as much as I used to, so I can't just spend an hour uninterrupted with a book anymore. Listening to audiobooks while walking in my spare time is not the same, sadly.
>>33038988>Ghost would be old enough to post here now.Sad day.
>>33038984nice blogpost faggot
>>33038995BEA wishes this were true.
>>33038988I'm glad I've still got hobbies that let me get out on top of talking about it online, but I still end up just staying in most of the time>>33038994>get into the gifted program when I was little>wasn't actually that good at the shit the teacher assigned usAt least I got to play with mindstorms.
>>33039004I've been called BEA for making typos he doesn't normally make. I've been called BEA for making no typos at all.
>>33038939i want to play with alicorn twilight's wings
>>33039008if you are being called BEA for making typos, it's just shitpostersBEA posts are obvious for missing words and horrific grammar
>>33038997I just don’t like reading anymore, unless it’s fanfiction which doesn’t count as real literatureREEEEE. I got a GBA when I was 5 and my first game was the sonic genesis port for gameboy. My dad didn’t like me on videogames all day (I didn’t get my first actual console until I was 14 and it was a Wii, fml) and limited me to 30 minutes a day or I could play again if I finished reading a book. So I read right through everything and my attention span dropped to the same 8 seconds as every other child in america. I didn’t want to read anymore. I just wanted to kill the fat man and beat the game.
>>33039020She tries her best.
>>33039027Go to sleep Argenta, it's 3AM.
>>33039027Boy, does she.
>>33038995For most anons, yes; but some make it easy by posting the same things over and over again, hence "if you have a signature brand of autism"there is the filename dashfag the argie who is lustfull of filliesFoal when the topic is coltsthe doug fag image spammeretc. I don't know who you are and you don't know who I am so your point still stands to a degree
>>33038985like this faggot?>>33038984>>33039026>unnecessary details>thoroughly explains and goes into details about his autistic interests literally no one gives a shit about>unironically uses “REEE” to express angerI know everyone is anonymous but I have a pretty good feeling these are both the same anon.
>>33039034>the argie who is lustfull of filliesThere are several people that fall into that category, actually.
>>33039034See I talk about colts sometimes, and I post dougs sometimes and I've been called the doug spammer a few times while someone else was arguing with the doug spammer.
>>33039034Hey now, I'm a Canadian who is lustful of fillies.
>>33039050If someone told me that I would be aroused at the drawing of a little filly looking at me innocently eight years ago I would've laughed at him.
>>33039042I also talk about colts sometimes, but I doubt you use Norwegian filenames
Is discord anonymous? or do I need a username and password for this shit?
>>33039096You need a user, yeah.
>>33038868Does fanfiction count as books?
>>33039103so the username i put into discord is the name people will see me as? what name do i use? my real one?and why do they need my email??
>>33039116Only if it's been published. Like Fallout:Equestria
>>33039118Use whatever name you want.The email is just to avoid spam I guess. No one can see it anyways.
>>33039118>so the username i put into discord is the name people will see me as?Yeah. You can use different alias in different servers, but your username is always visible.>what name do i use? my real one?lol no>and why do they need my email??In case you forget your password and you want to recover it, mostly. They sent me an email about the GDPR thing, I think, I'm not sure if they ever sent anything else.
Do big ponies have big adventures?
what does a princess taste like?
>>33039143Only if they're main characters.
Will pone get her own beer some day?
>>33039157Drink the pony.
twi is prettier with wings
>>33039196I've always really liked Luna, and they've given her some really nice parts over the years.
>>33039215yepshe's the real loss in g5
>>33039231man, whoever thought putting lips on ponies was a good idea should be shot, and then shot again
>>33039264Does this mean that fullsuntodayanon was Luna all along?
>>33039251different strokes for different folks, my friend
>>33039251it looks fine you dickhead
>>33039288>creepy glass doll eyes, not even bothering with a round iris>human lips>solid, wooden wings with drawn on "feathers">perspective on the mug is 200% fuckedno, the only word for this drawing style is uncanny
How can I marry a pony?
>>33039296>i'm>a>huge>fagwow thanks for telling us anon that's very interesting
>>33039298step 1: be ponystep 2: marry pony
>>33039302Can I skip the first step?
>>33039304There are non-ponies posting here?
>>33039309But there are mules in Equestria. So that means the first step can be skipped.
>Today is World Egg Day
>>33039337Since when is /fit/ allowed to make up special days?
>>33039360Seven lovable characters.
>>33039368What if I only love two of them and just like the others?
>>33039368But only six of them have a horse pussy.
How's this pony related?https://derpibooru.org/1854356
>>33039389you got ligma
Please don't finger the ponies.
Doesn't that depend on the pony?
>>33039389Read the description A commission for :icongammaeradon:, who requested mlp characters as different types of dragons from the Wings of Fire universe. This was… interesting, because while some of them have obvious parallels, others don’t. I got creative, and I broke from the conventional color schemes several times, but oh well.From top to bottom we have:Darksparkle, NightwingDash, Skywing/Rainwing hybridPinky, RainwingRarity, IcewingGlimmer, SeawingApplejack, MudwingFlutter, Sandwing
Filly is rocking that fortnite dance y'all!!
>>33039426That filly has a very nice butt that I would like to massage.
>>33039436Ew, she's all 3d and stuff.
My wife Apple Bloom is so cute.
Do they have Fortnite in Equestria?
>>33039449I can't believe they showed two lesbians slamming clams in a kids show.
>>33039410My onions > your opinions
Fap to fillies.
>>33039450That is a pretty tame practice if anythingAlso lesponies are automatically exempt from the lewdest thing of them all so it's kept at bay
>>33039459You sure about that?
>>33039462delete this you sicko
Seems like Season 5 had some of the highest highs of the entire show.
>>33039478While you were out shitposting ponies, I mastered the sisters.
>>33039400I want to finger her dashhole
What happened to foodscat? That was such a hot fetish
>>33037406You thought you could get past me huh?
She's a good pony!
>>33037415Because some people still enjoy the show?
>>33039481>and now the fandom's in flames and Dougs are at the gate, you have the audacity of coming to me for help?
>>33039538two pretty characters that lack personality
>>33039538>positioning the mirror so you have exposed navel but ZR in the reflectionBased
>>33039551Mirrors and reflections are one of the greatest tools anyone who works in a visual form of media can utilize. But use them wrong and they can destroy the entire composition.
>>33039526I love her so much.
>>33039568Well, of course.
>>33039559Of course I agree, but it's just that in real life I tend to ignore mirrors completely and be oblivious to themThe other day I went with a female friend to help her buy some clothes and when she looked at a reflection's reflection from strategically places mirrors to see how they fit I took a second to process itShe asked if I didn't do this when trying clothes or shoes and I realized I only look down and move around in those
>>33039584Once you learn to pay attention to the details, your entire perspective can take on a whole new angle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxa3j8bK-c4
Like, whoa, mlpg
>>33039538Ace Thruster will unleash Marble & Coco's hidden side in a night of passion.
Filly is upset.
Whatever, have your fun then! Just wake me up when it's Dashposting time again!
How about Yellow?
>>33039632>"C-C-C-Changes!">('Turn and face the strange-')>"Dashie, Anon, c'mon! You know the words!""DAD, MOM, NO. STOP."
>>33039640You knew this was coming.
>>33039646Imagine if she did a sonic rainboom, and it lit on fire?!That would be so amazing!
>>33039671That pony can do anything, I can't wait to see what she does for the series finale!
>>33039683>"You wanna be the best, right, Scoots?">'I-I just don't think anabolic steroids are the way for me though, Rainbow..'>*Smack*>"You're weak."
>>33039685I'll still lover her forever!
>>33039700I ate all the Reese's and left the candies I didn't like for you.
>>33039685The best part is that he's seething because you and me love the same pony and we both use the same filenames. Not being able to tell us apart is driving him mad. This will never not be funny.
>>33039717I'm pretty sure that's sugarlesspaints
>>33039720You know, I was laughing at this for a really long time, and on top of that there's at least two or more of us Dashfriends who use those same filenames and have proper punctuation, and capitalization. I didn't want to be the one to spill the beans, but I guess tonight is as good as any night to have a laugh.
>>33039700Turn that frown upsidedown!
The only difference is that now this obsessive clown knows there's a group of people they need to split in 2 and wants to figure out a new way to tell them apart.
>>33039753But shes sad about her tiny butt
What a wonderfully pony-filled thread. Have a poof.
>>33039773Hmm. This poof seems suspicious.
Starlight will never be a positive addition to the show, she has done nothing but detract from every character she has been around.
>>33039807I agree completely, Anon.
I’m going to dress stallion up on the finest garments.
And there it is. That's how it ends. Not with a bang, but a song.
>>33039524I legitimately feel pity, but I guess this is fun for you.
Wheres the new EqG short? It usually comes every Friday during this time.
>>33039850Femanon's proportions are retardedly hot in a way I can't even explain
>>33039858Use this next time
>>33039788I dunno, it just seems like she's got more planned than she lets on.
>>33039868Both work well, butthurt over Starlight is always good for a laugh
>>33039860My friend https://derpibooru.org/82242
The most vocal of Starlight Glimmer's fans openly admit they do it for the lulz.Oh how I do feel bad for any of the fans who actually do think SG is a good character.
>>33039907I meant to link this one by the wayhttps://derpibooru.org/822424
>>33039870Her plan is to cook delicious food.
I LOVE THIS EPISODE
Thank fuck!Let's post some actual fun shot for once! I'm so sick of this venom we sludge through all the time.Next thread best thread!
>>33039931How is Venom?
>>33039942I never planned on watching the movie, so I can't give a proper review. The Eminem music video popped up in my feed enough to give it a watch, but I found the video itself to be spastic and badly acted, with the vocals being better but not remarkable themselves. I can't see the movie itelf being much more than a straight flop.
boop boop it's the sound of da ponice
If you want a good thread, make it yourselves>>33039959>>33039959>>33039959
>>33039375you’re right anon.AJ needs to go
>>33039400>only $5.98>cost less than 75 cents to make in chinacapitalism is a disease
>>33039446Fortneight - Friendship Royale?It would probably involve spreading friendship to the other 99 on the map