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How mad would you be if this happened to you when you finally make it to Equestria?
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>>41144424
They have mouths dont they?
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>>41144424
>grinding
I’ll be fine
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what? do they not hug or something? they can hug? then what's the problem, It's still a nice happy world and stuff. seems fine to me
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>>41144424
>"I don't care. I'm sure you don't mind a hug, a kiss, a massage. And pussy or no pussy, I don't mind hotdogging a mare with this much ass to hold. Any other concerns I should know about, Applebottom?"
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>>41144424
>anon looks down at his crotch
>flat as a desk
>"how the hell do I have a boner then right now? ...hold on a minute"
>anon grabs the air
>his cock is definitely there, just not visible

>>41144444
Checked
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>>41144424
They canonically reproduce in the normal mammalian fashion.
So, I'd just be mad no one would want me.
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>>41144424
Mad?
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>>41144429
This is what I don't understand about featureless complainers, like they can still give blowjobs?
It's not the end of the world
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>>41144481
>'there's gotta be a hole somewhere.. Do some investigation and report back..'
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>>41144424
None, I actually prefer it this way since featureless is my fetish
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>>41144496
but I want to eat out a mare
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>>41144424
I can still use their butts as pillows
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>>41144496
Yes but where does the cider go?
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>>41144424
0 mad. I love this idea.
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brap
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>>41144598
Dropped your crown, bro
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I prefer blowjobs to actual sex, I wouldn't mind at all.
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>>41144581
Kek
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>>41144424
But how they poop and pee ?
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Fools dont realize if theyre featureless then so are you. No blowjobs.
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>>41144715
Doesn't matter; I'll have mare.
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>>41144424
just turn off the PG filter kek
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>>41144875
>goes down into secret Canterlot dungeons
>flips big PG switch
>entire Equestria panics, then rejoices
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>>41144715
Thats not how that works
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>>41144581
https://vocaroo.com/1ekhUR8UKTy6

Udio
Celestial Mystery ext v1.2

[Verse 1]
High in the castle on a golden throne
Where the sun shines bright, and I reign alone
Got a question that you need to know
Where does the cake go? I can't show

[Bridge]
Celestial magic, I shine so bright
In my world of wonders, my secret's right

[Chorus]
In gardens green, where moonlit waters flow
The cake's secret place, only I will know
With a twirl and a swirl, it disappears in the night
Magical realms, makes everything right

[Verse 2]
Dancing through the skies, with my wings aglow
No outhouse needed, just a magic show

[Bridge 2]
Sparkling cider fills my crystal glass
In this enchanted realm, time will pass
But don't you wonder where it goes?
A question only magic knows

[Chorus]
In gardens green, where moonlit waters flow
The cake's secret place, only I will know
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>>41144424
It would 'suck', but Equestria is probably better than Earth.
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>>41145365
cakecakecakecake
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>>41145365
spoonfeed, what makes these?
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>>41145491
nevermind im retarded. didnt realize that was the name udio
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>>41144424
>Cue Anon furiously trying to end the episode so he can plow the cute farmgirl.
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>>41144424
we used to have greens about this specific kink right
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they still have belly buttons right?
just fatten them up, and you got folds to use and enjoy.
And since it’s equestria, healthcare and plentiful supplies of food will be right around the corner
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>>41144467
underrated post
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>>41146481
yeah it was kino
https://ponepaste.org/4408

https://ponepaste.org/4485

https://ponepaste.org/4450

https://ponepaste.org/4041
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>>41146525
Anon, you can't be saying these things, what if the jannies show up again? And you know the rule: all large bellies must be pregnant.
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>>41146705
thanks it's fire
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>>41144424
Do it get sweaty and stink at least? I can work with that much.
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>>41144581
>>41144707
they Groudon it, obviously
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>>41147788
..........................why?
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>>41144424
I kind of loved them for their personalities above all else. : /
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Appulbooty
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>>41144424
I'm getting to that uterus, no matter how deep I need to cut.
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>>41144424
You can't just grab a mare's ass like that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>41147793
imagine the musk
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>>41144424
This is actually my ideal fantasy the mares not having any private parts.
It means they likely have no idea what sex is and it would be really easy to convince them your dick is just your "happy stick" and it grows hard when you are happy and the white stuff that comes out of it is the raw extract of your happyness also known as the "happy juice"
Imagine all the possibilities.
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>>41151300
I remember a green like this and eating Anon's cum gave ponies orgasms
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>>41144424
yes
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>>41144424
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>>41144424
I have questions.
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>>41151300
>>41151305
Does "having sex without knowing what it is or if it's even happening" have a name/tag? I need more of it in my life
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>>41144424
Imagine scratching and sniffing a pony's featureless dock and getting nothing but the pleasant sent of clean fresh fur. Not mad at all.
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>>41144424
>ponies only have one hole
You do realize this means they'd have to crap out of their mouths, right?
...Right?
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>>41144424
Does she not shit?
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>>41152575
most featureless green have it
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>>41153017
>>41153019
Not at all.
100% efficient digestive system.
Why do you think ponies eat so much refined sugar.
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>>41144424
>mad
that emotion probably wouldn't exist for me if I made it to Equestria
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>>41153017
>>41153017
it slowly leaks out of their eyes, ears and nostrils, hardly visible
a slow leak 24/7
damn these ponies stink
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bump
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>>41144424
>still no pussy
>I am in equestria though
Life improved dramatically!
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>>41145365
I desperately need a full version of this. It's unironically really good
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What if some were featureless and others weren’t?
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>>41144424
not at all, there are other methods
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>>41156444
Trips of truth.



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