Previous Thread: >>41422626We’d like to highlight another department for Mare Fair that is in crucial need of some more volunteers. Our Info Desk needs (You) to come on out and lend a helping hand. Currently, they are looking for two more volunteers. The requirements they’ve set are as follows: be willing to study and know the map layout of the convention, keep track of panel/event times, and be willing to communicate with attendees and staff in a professional but friendly manner.Additionally, our attendee relations lead is willing to provide free lodging in his room for the two volunteers accepted. So, if you want to help out the convention, and save a bit of cash with your room, please send in an application!As stated in our previous thread, our website has gotten a large update, and with that means lots of news to share!First off, musicians! We have a large lineup of musicians for this year’s Mare Fair, and we’re excited to share them with you. You can check the performers and their times inside the “Musicians” section on our site.Secondly, vendors! We’re happy to announce that many vendors, returning and new, will be selling their goods at this year’s Mare Fair. Not only that, but we’ve also added in a little something for those after dark fans…You can check out the vendors, and their wares, in the “Vendors” section of our website! You can access AD vendor details in the “Clopper’s Cave” option within the vendor page!Finally, you can now view the panel and event schedule for the convention within the “Schedule” section. Make sure you plan out what panels and the like you’d like to attend, and be sure to have as much fun with them as you can!Check them all out on our website:https://marefair.org/>https://marefair.org/https://marefair.org/>https://marefair.org/https://marefair.org/WE'RE HIRING: Do (You), yes (You)! Want to be involved in how the sausage (Mare Fair) is made? Well now's your chance!We are currently looking for anons to help volunteer for many departments, especially Operations, Info Desk, and Distribution! Of course, if you want to help in other departments, such as A/V or the Game Room, please apply! We're always looking for more help in making this con happen, so don't shy away from applying!If you have any questions about the responsibilities of working in certain departments, please feel free to send an email or ask here in the thread!As mentioned before, our venue has been changed to the Marriott Orlando Airport Lakeside! No changes will be made to the dates, so if you've made any travel plans from September 27th through the 29th in the area, just make sure you rebook your stay to the Marriott instead of our previous venue!If you would like to know more please visit our website at: https://marefair.org/venue/If you have any questions or concerns, please send us an email at: info@marefair.org
sex with morning mimosa
>>41429633Sex with floor bored
sex with Soirée
sex with fair flyer
>>41429633So are we just gonna memoryhole the other threadAlso sex with purp. I want to go down on him until the marevan stinks
sex with fluttershy
>>41429665Your marevan pass has been revoked
Got some brand new Dot Matrix stickers, just in time for the con! They'll be at Anontheanon and Jargon Scott's table
where is dashie thread
>>41429681MY FUCKING WIFFEEEEE
Estimate on suiters this year?
The hype is so real my schizophrenia is kicking up to max and I'm seeing mares EVERYWHERE. I got the richfag lineskip pass, snowpittea, Crocs with mare gjibits. My only suit is pastel pink and too small now so I can't wear it. I'm bringing a G% toy to give away. Is there any other marethings I can do quickly before the con starts?
>>41429673unf mexican knockoff marevan driver plap plap plap
>>41429719all 1000 attendees will be suited up
unf purpie plap plap
>>41429769give her a purple nurple!
>>41429719I will be there in my skinsuit.
>>41429681Lockheart will also be printing Dot's out to give away at the table, or if you find him around the con
>>41429774>herAnon…
>>41429665Sorry pal, that's just for me
>>41429840I hope you've got a FFL for that custom suppressor
Wanted to post my prices again before the fair. 28" anon mares, linky, applejack, and derpy are $800 each.28" Aryannes and faux fur florbs are $900 each59" anon mare is $160059" faux anon mare and pinkie are both $170059" rainbow is $1800Cash or metals are preferred. For Paypal, add their 2.9% fee to the price.
>>41429949You're taking metals? So if I were to bring $800 worth of my silver casting grain you'd take that as payment?
>>41429968Yes. I'll have to bring a bowl for my scale.
>>41429982While it would be extremely funny to bring 4 pounds of casting grain in a sack as payment, I won't be doing that. Make sure you're measuring in troy ounces if someone does buy with metals though! Jewelers also have our own dumb measurement like bakers.
>>41429839That's transphobic anon
>>41429949azgchip is the most jewish plushmaker
Sneak preview of the VHS panel
>>41430074so awesome dashie
Sigh, I need to cancel my Marriott booking today, I'm not gonna make it to Mare Fair 2 it seems. Turns out I need to get my passport renewed, and it just isn't happening in time for the con. I'm really depressed about it but, hey, will just have to plan better for MF3 I guess.A king-sized 1-bed room should free up online soon for any latecomers interested.On another note though, I noticed all the spirit supporter badges are gone, so I can't swap to that... what should I do? Funds are tight so should I just stick with my Fairgoer ticket, or change to something else?...Also, there's no way I'll be able to buy the mascot plushies remotely, will I...?
>>41430074how did this happen? is this a fanmade box set?
>>41430136Come to the VHS panel and see!
>>41430123You fucking retard, you’re living my actual own worst nightmare right now. About a month ago I walked twenty minutes to this photo store to see if my passport was still good (it expires in two months) and they said I’m good to go.Seriously bro, my condolences. I’ll see you there at MF3
>>41430199>it expires in two monthsAnon…
>>41430123Anon check if your country has emergency passport printing and renewalMaybe it’s just an American thing, but here you can get urgent renewal for a few and get it as quickly at same day
>>41430235I’ve flown before with almost-expired passports and they’ve let me over international borders. I’ll be fine, and if I’m not, and I have to miss the con, then I will go home and shoot myself in the head and stream it. That’s a fuckin’ promise.
>>41430244Nah, don't qualify for it. Already cancelled my reservation anyways.
>>41430251That’s not a risk I’d wanna take, especially with MFHave you visited the US with a near expired one before? It varies between countries and the US is known for having some of the strictest CBP. You’re literally at the mercy of how the BP agent is feeling at the momentI’m a citizen and I have an easier time getting into foreign counties than I do getting back into the U.S. despite that
>>41429949Finally stacking pays! Are you limiting purchases to 1 or 2 per buyer or is it unlimited?
>>41430274>the US is known for having some of the strictest CBPNot if you just hop the border
>>41429949>MetalsCan you give me prices on copper wire? This is Florida after all.
>>41430285The movie's synopsis mentions Ponyville? That's nowhere in the movie, it starts and ends in Canterlot. I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
>>41430235Anon can make it if he has a passport from a country on the listhttps://senpai.state.gov/SENPAI/09FAM/09FAM040309.html
>>41430302>the movie is bad before it even starts
>>41430285I'd cut you off if it got ridiculous, but there's no set limit. >>41430295I'd like the hotel to have A/C and lights for the weekend. Stick with precious metals.
>>41430378
>>41430313>https://senpai.state.govlmaoooooooooo
>>414304034chan auto replacements strike again. Thanks hirohttp://derpy.me/Ij0kt
>>41430274Alright I might’ve exaggerated, it expires in December. I’m probably fine because again I’ve travelled to the US with an almost expired passport before but now you got me worried. There’s a real chance I might have to watch my plane take off without me, in which case I’m gonna cry and scream and maybe shit myself on the airport floor. Fuck man now I’m REALLY worried
>>41430433Check if your country is on the list >>41430313 putIf your really worried see if your country has something like >>41430244 mentioned. If you qualify you can either get your passport renewed or they deny you because your current passport is valid. Win win either way.
>>41430476I’m on that shit right now. Thanks man
>>41430484Yeah no problemI’d hate to see someone miss the con which is why I brought it up in the first place
>>41430295I buy a lot of copper for my work and my 12"x12" 22ga sheets are $22 each. You're gonna need a lot.
>>41430123Bump on the second half, lol?
Cosplay Contest post: Lazy editionRules and signup form:https://forms.gle/L4cULyRxrg7F31D57
pre-con depression
>>41429633>wearing anon hood round the house>started referring to myself in third person as anon- “anon can’t wait to dig into these fajitas”This is becoming a problem
>>41430653Anon thinks that's supremely autistic. Please continue Anon
>>41430484Hope you work it out, retard bro. If you get trapped in the US you can live with me. We’ll have lots of fun together.
>>41430074If there's no CRT, I'm not going. Fucking ruined.
>>41430708CRT meaning Cathode Ray Tube, not Critical Race Theory dude
>41430708beyond obsessed. you're a lost cause anon.
>>41430653>anon hoodHuh?>“anon can’t wait to dig into these fajitas”Fucking lmao, please do this at Mare Fair
>>41430708oooo I'm in your walls.
>>41430285>Deleted Scene>Making Magic with the Mare
>>41430709CRT stands for creature raping training.
>>41430731>practicing getting into character for cosplay>Trixie>now referring to myself in third person as "Trixie" in my mind
>>41430826unf spec pla- wait nvm i dont wanna get aids
>>41430748GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>41429822holy shit I am in dire need
>>41430659>Oh dear Celestia...
>>41430385>I'd cut you off if it got ridiculous, but there's no set limit.Just please don't allow some hoarding nigger buy all the Aryanne plushies before I get there. I have Mare Enthusiast privilege unchecked btw and will probably be in line for the vendor hall before the opening ceremonies are even over and I WILL become openly violent towards others, maybe even other white people, if I don't get my edge horse ploosh.
>>41430708Is there an original to this picture without the guy in the middle? Holy unf imagine twiggles wrapping her wings around you like that and whispering in your ear with her warm horse mouth
>>41430852>Not being able to self insert as chudjakFuck off, tourist
>>41430862>poltard calls the kettle black
>>41430861I look like this during my blackface act
>>41430826>”the great and powerful anon could really go for some fajitas”
>>41430875>Retarded twitter tourist doesn't know 'jak lore ACK!
>/qa/ rises from the ashes in a my little pony adult convention thread hosted by /mlp/
>>41430901/qa/ was one of only three boards where ponies were allowed to be posted.
>>41430904I still don't know if lee was actually there or not. He never did miss the cheese.
Who's that mare?
>>41430904The containment mareschizo board, the actual schizo board, and Canada?Why did it have to be Canada? Anywhere but Canada.
>>41430908Optimus Prime
Anybody flying out of OKC? I feel like I'm the only one in this state, would be nice to shit talk on the plane ride. Pic unrelated but I remember talk of filming early 2000s kino so I dug out my old dvdr camcorder and will be recording some here and there
>>41430908Ditzy Doo!
>>41430908WINDOW WIFE
Anybody going to Mare Fair?
I hope they actually record some panels this year, I don't have a tripod anymore, nor the willpower to record legend panels this time
>>41430957not a soul
>>41429633Man, Vultraz, I don’t know if you’re reading this, but if you are then please for the love of god do another set at Marefair 3. Last year’s was kino
WHEN IS THE ANON FILLY PLUSH FUCK MEET UP???
>>41430912Boards of Canada is pretty good despite the pony posting
>>41429949I am going to fight people to get one filler and Applehorse
MAREVAN anchor postif you want a ride from the airport to the hotel on Wednesday or Thursday, respond to this post with the time you land, whether you're flying internationally, and if there's anyone else you're traveling with that also needs a ridepic related is a prototype for the shirts! fingers crossed they make it in time>>41429665>>41429769uh
>>41431237Please tell me the cope van will get some stock of these
>>41431237Wanted to check but I think you put me down as Thursday instead of Wednesday for 9PM>>41429124>>41429709
>>41431264I know it's way too late but copevan should have its rival merch with "my fair was saved by copevan!" or something.
>>41430851Sorry my man, I already worked it out with chip, I’m buying all the Aryannes. I have an army I need to build.
I can't believe they're letting Twilight drive
>>41431237You should already have me down, but I’m flying in on weds around 8PM technically domestically but coming internationally. Will probably have my bags and shit by 9PM.
For the wedding, what if I wear the dress and she wears nothing (it's a RGRE wedding)
soooooo when do the Mare Enthusiasts and up get the notification about what room number they're staying in and all that? the con's only a week out. or are people just to give the hotel their name and the hotel will know what to do from there?
>>41431673hotel will know, you'll give them the name you paid with
>>41431237I'll be flying in on Thursday, arriving with my significant other. We plan on either taking the mare bus or getting a ride from a local friend
>>41431782donut worry, marevan will let you reserve a seat for your lifesize
i'm gonna assume i will be paying vendors with paypal, or should i just bring several thousand dollars in cash for vendors?
>>41429949Would you consider parting with Linky for 10 marecoins? I really want to plop down a hefty sack of them for a purchase.
>>41431823cash>>>card
>>41431823Last year, some vendors only took cash, but most took PayPal. Most probably prefer cash.
>>41431827If I had a Linky plush I wouldn’t be able to stop imagining her saying mean things to me :( She’s such a dick
>doxing myself every time i buy stuffI really hate paypal, it's the reason mppp knows my name. How the fuck am I supposed to be Anonymous if they know my name?
>>41431823I'm bringing cash, $5000, in by back right pocket, I'm landing on wednesday and i'll be wearing a shark-covered hawaiian shirt, dont rob me haha
>>41431866>implying people give a fuck about you
>>41431910>dont rob me hahaYou don't have to worry about that, anon. I'm not black and there won't be any blacks at Mare Fair. Hopefully they have enough sense to get filtered by the sheer amount of light-skinned attendees from last year's con photos.
>>41431930>he doesn't know that they'll start to give a fuck about me if they find out that i'm the hacker 4chan
>>41431943personally im more worried about normies finding out about all the fillycon ive been drawing
>>41431866you're like a tidal pool, nonnyyou're a littoral zoo. no one gives a fuck about you unless you're already a name
>>41431860How can you say that, she's a sweetheart.
Is the TTRPG guy still hosting?
>>41431946Just say it's a social experiment.
>>41431950>twilicorn
Hey not sure if anyone has brought it up but I and a few friends will be bringing a couple MTG commander decks if anyone would like to join us or make some pods in the gaming room. If you are new to MTG and are curious to learn we would be happy to teach some anons how to play.If you are experienced and have your own deck feel free to bring it. My normal pod plays without commander damage, but I don't mind playing with it.
>>41431966>If you are new to MTG and are curious to learn we would be happy to teach some anons how to play.Don't fall for this common trick. You will spend between 2 and 4 hours being completely confused just to be destroyed at the game by someone who's spent hundreds of dollars on their deck. Let the people who are already in the hole play it among themselves, but spend your precious mare time elsewhere if you have never played before.
>>41431974This is why you give the new player the good deck.Sorry TCG shop bullies hurt you, Anon.
>>41431974>Don't fall for this common trick. You will spend between 2 and 4 hours being completely confused just to be destroyed at the game by someone who's spent hundreds of dollars on their deckThis is why I don't play fighting games, especially TFH. 1,000 hours minimum just to become mediocre? I think I'd rather just work on drawing ponies.
>>41431966Sounds fun.I will bring my mono red creatures only goblin deck and roleplay as a G1 villian trying to DESTROY the ponies.
>>41431950I booped that plushie :)
>>41431966sounds fun, I will bring eggs so I can jerk off with my deck for thirty minutes to give my opponent time to chat with mares
Who's ready for Linky Fair?
https://x.com/Commercial_Crew/status/1836767588769988636
>>41432106glad to see anons went from twitter screencap threads to just posting links in threads
dashie fair yay plap
>>41432104I'm never prepared for her stink
>>41430852yeah hes chudbut yeah some fago got mad about it and reported it. must have been wunna dem der neegrows
>>41431980nah, yugioh mexicans were super nice when i asked about it.the most stereotypical nerd with spit flying with every "s" yelled at me for asking about mtg.mtg niggers are absolute faggots and are destined for the ACK
>>41432235>literally decsribes tcg shop bulliesAgain, sorry man. Some MTG players are massive douchebags.But ngl I've met yugioh players just as bad.Imagine loosing turn one cause no hand traps lmao.
>>41432106Oh shit, a launch during the KSC tr->SpaceXDELAY INEVITABLE
>>41430826If I see you walking around dressed and talking like Trixie, I will rape you, and that's a promise.
>>41431966If Mare Fair 3 happens I'm gonna try and have pony 40k minis to sell
>>41432376Not if I get to "her" first, shrimp.
>>41432398>40gay and age of smegmarBecome a fantachad
>>41431866>nooo I'm so important and nobody must know my name!!
Can you believe it guys, Mare Fair! just a week away, Mare Fair is in a week! woohoo! I am so happy about this information, Mare Fair just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it?Mare Fair! Just in a week! It got here so fast. Mare Fair just a week away.
>>41432398Sounds cool, I'd buy one if you don't charge GW prices.>>41432430>the game so bad it died twiceDon't listen to this retard come play 30k with the real grognards. It has all the fun of old 40k with only half the broken bullshit.
>>41432104I've BEEN ready, see you there anon!
>>41432104I absolutely adore your hoof design! Will these Linkers be on sale?
>>41432430Square bases scare me and I like scifi more than fantasy
>>41430123>all the spirit supporter badges are gone, so I can't swap to that... what should I do? Funds are tight so should I just stick with my Fairgoer ticket, or change to something else?Any advice?
>>41432491Panic?
>>41432106WAGMI
>>41432398Those models look cool, so I'd definitely buy some. Though I'd prefer them unpainted since painting them is half the fun.>>41432400Who you calling a shrimp? faggot.
>>41432106HOLY SHIT ELTS GOI JUST TOLD MY NASAPONE AND SHE EXPLODED
>>41432493Well, if you say so
>>41432524>NASAPONE . . . EXPLODEDThis does not bode well for the mission.
>thought it might be cool to go to a con>now that i've done more research and thought about it, I changed my mind and really don't want to go>can't get refund for plane tickets>can't get refund for hotel room>can't get refund for mare enjoyer>only "sensible" thing to do is go or burn a grandI hate that I signed up for this on a whim, what was i thinking? i'm going to fucking regret this.
>>41432541thanks for sharing bro
>>41432541Future you is gonna look back at past you after he's had so much fun at mare fair and call you the dumbest nigger alive for thinking you didn't want to go
>>41432541Why don't you want to go? Since you paid for everything anyway stop being a faggot and come have a laugh.
>>now that i've done more research and thought about it, I changed my mind and really don't want to gotwitter posts from people who didn't attend don't count as research
>the one friend I was meeting with to enjoy mare fair had to cancelI'm so afraid of going alone. What am I supposed to do?
>>41432587I’ll be your fren
>>41432587Make some friends! This con is great for thatI am going to find you and befriend you, anon
the vibe of pony cons in general is that you're attending a party with a thousand friends, you will not feel alone unless you intentionally isolate yourself. Just keep in touch with the people you like the most and your friends are as good as made.
>>41432587It's ok I'm also going alone we can be afraid together
>>41432541Ahahaaa look at this dude thinking he won’t have funIt’s ok to be nervous anon, all part of the experience
>>41432541please compile and post your research, I want to feel the same way please
>>41432587>>41432648Reminder that there’s a friend-making panel on Friday for this exact reason
>>41432587I, too, will be alone, only I never planned to go with a friend because as far as I'm aware, I have to /mlp/ friends. Yet.
>>41432541this guy’s blood is thick with phytoestrogens and onions. If you shot him he probably wouldn’t even bleed to death because it comes out of him so slowly. What a loser. He’s gonna have so much fucking fun
>>41432509Who you callin a faggot? Shrimp.
>>41432509>painting them is half the funYeah, you get oil paint )expensive means better quality coat) and just dip that brush in and get paintingSeeing prissy posh faggots getting pissy it's not the fucking moaning lisa when you post them is also fun
>>41431378No army will be sufficient to protect you from my wrath
>>41432468Not for sale. I intend to give one away to the biggest Linky Enjoyer, but I still haven't figured out how to find him.
>>41432737He runs the mare gallery and will probably lurk there
>>41432720Actually it's the moana lisaI don't have a 3d printer so the space marine mares would be bought off etsy and customized for epoxy recasting at home.I want to bring in chaos space marine mares.
I just have a short powerpoint to run through talking about plones but my laptop might be too shitty and old to use. It takes like 20-40 minutes to get to where it can start opening browsers or vidya.Can I just bring in a USB or am I fucked sideways?
dashie fair dashie fair
cant wait to plap dashie at dashie fair
>>41432541at its best it's a fun social gathering full of potential friends and shenanigans at its worst, you have a weekend stay in orlando where you can rejoice in being somewhere different and interesting
>>41432106It's gonna scrub.
>>41432826Borrow a laptop from a fren?
I refuse to have fun at mare fair. I will talk to nobody. I will buy nothing. I will not go to panels. I will not poni poni.
>>41432865will you plap twily
>>41432720>oil paints on miniatures Never seen that before might have to try it some day see how well it works. Hopefully the thinner doesn't dissolve or fuck up the printed model. Had that happen with enamels and chinesium resin models back when I first started.
>>41431237Will these be available to buy even if you can't go on the marevan? I'm with the KSC group so I'll be with the copvan guys
>>41432880yep! as long as you can find me and I still have stock I'll sell em to anyone, same with the stickers if they make it on time ;_;I'll have 100 shirts total, and I think I'll leave some with the copevan in case they're driving anyone that wants one
>>41432106one can hope...
>>41432867I would definitely plap Twily>>41432895can you put on all hundred shirts and take a picture for the lols
>>414312371-1:15, coming in domestically on weds, Yeehaw
>>41432826>Powerpoint>Not using libreoffice Impressno wonder your computer is slow, install gentoo fgt
>>41432541GIVE ME YOUR ROOM FAGGOT. PUSSY BITCH ASS NIGGERFAGGOT GIVE ME YOUR PRE PAID ROOM. YOU COKC SUCKING INCEL VIRGIN. YOU OWE ME YOUR ROOM FAGGOT!
>>41432587going alone is the best. you can become unhinged and make new friends easier.then again, only normies have friends outside of cons so you probably wont have fun YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT NIGGERMAN.
>>41432993>>41432987Chill out, man. Have a beer or something
>>41432104>>41432737Oh, that is so amazing! You are wonderful PlushAnon
>>41433005no thanks, id rather have METH
How do I tell my family I'm going out for 3 days without them asking questions? I'm a recluse so saying I'm going out with friends will obviously be a lie.
>>41433026>"Hey I'm going out for three days, don't ask any questions."
>>41433026I told my family I am going to a completely different country.
>>41433026Kill them both and deal the drama from sibling later.Or just dont be a faggot. I have body pillows and plushies with pussies in my room on display. My parents think im cool and my gf thinks its cute. Grow up, faggot.
>>41433026ive been telling everyone Im meeting up with a few cultists to kill and eat a guy. It sounds pretty out of field, but I dodge questions often enough that no one wants to push the issue.
>>41433026If they try to stop you just say "Some of you guys are alright, don't come to school tomorrow" and leave it at that
>>41433026ard/media convention to network>t. drawfag
>>41433026“Hey! I’m going to hang out at my buddy’s place for a couple days”>if they ask for pics, find the most normal looking anon you can find and take a picture of him sitting on his phoneProblem solved.
I'm so anxious for Mare Fair I might puke when it starts.
I'm so anxious for Mare Fair I might pee when it starts.
I'm so anxious for Mare Fair
>>41433089I'm so anxious for Mare Fair I might shit when it starts.
I'm so anxious for Mare Fair I might cum when it starts.
I'm so anxious for Mare Fair I might bleed when it starts.
I'm so anxious for Mare Fair I might cry when it starts.
What’s Marefair?
I'm so anxious for Mare Fair I might cheese when it starts.
>>41433106someone get minnie a tampon!
>>41433119FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
>>41432975You the same as >>41403613?You're already on the list in that case.>>41431414You the same as >>41402298?You're already on the list in that case.>>41431305We are all frens here. What the Cope van will have though are some unique snacks.
My anonfilly will be there in the NUDE
>>41433089There's a solution for that
>>41433178i see.....
>>41433026Tell them that you met friends online
>>41431237Will be arriving 3pm Thursday, nothing but a backpack full of clothes with plenty of room for mare-merch.
>>41433026All I've had to do is tell people I have a commitment out of town on the con days, so I can't do x thing. For those that asked for more detail, I said it was a charity event, which isn't false, especially since I signed up for Mare day
>>41430123anon can i take your room from you? ill pay whatever you had paid for it
>>41429949Making the last plushies for mare fair right now. https://cytu{period}be/r/ponyplushplace>>41431827Even if you beat Lunar harmony to her, I could only put the value of the silver towards the plush. You might be better off selling to anons that don't have a bunch for a premium then buying with the cash. s
>>41433026I feel sorry for you lot who either can't or won't reveal your power level. I can't imagine how much of a bitch it must be to hide it from your parents or mates all the time.
Anyone doing some melee, and or other fun lan spaghetti?
>>41433409>no friends>estranged from parentscheckmate faggot
>>41433452This year, i'm gonna send all my friends a pic of me at marefair, like "where tf am i". I've been dropping hints for years- even left Netflix open on the TV with FIM in the "Recently watched" categories but nobody has ever given a hint that they've noticed anything. Well, this year im going for it. Wish me luck.
>>41433501prepare for nothing to change except being able to joke and talk about it more, lolgood on you anon, hope you have fun!
>>41429633Do you still need info desk volunteers?
>>41433026“I’m going to Florida with some friends, might go to Disney”
If anyone's offering a bunk for about 100-150, email me plz.
jannytranny on damage control
>>41433026you're going to an equestrians anonymous convention obviously
>>41431910I'm going to rob you
>>41430957Never heard of it
>>41431931haha shut up nigga lmao
Someone helpI can feel myself entering an antisocial isolationist stateHow do I break out of it before it startsI don't want Mare Fair to be pure suffering
>>41434005I'm hoping the puzzles will help with that
>>41434005Increase alcohol consumption by 40%
>>41433026I told mine I'm going to a 3-day LAN party
>>41434042This worked, thanks
>>41433501bro your making it sound like your gonna tell your friends your gay lmao wtf is wrong with you
>>41434005suffersuffersuffersuffer
>>41433029>>41433035>>41433058>>41433071>>41433076>>41433264>>41433358>>41433692You are all massive faggots. Kill yourselves IRL immediately. Pussies arent allowed at Mare Fair.
>>41434133heres your (You)
>>41434133>Pussies arent allowed at Mare Fairand yet you're going, strange
>>41431237Domestic, arriving 7:35 pm Thursday will probably have bags by 8 pm ill have these two in tow
>>41434147Damn, anon, this is some fucking weak shit.
>see last year's mare fair>looks like the best thing that's ever happened>spend the next year saving up and looking forward to it>even improve myself a little mentally and physically>only thing stopping me from quitting my dead end job and maybe more>just found out I can't go due to shit out of my controlWhy even do anything? I just lived the last year of my life with the express purpose and goal of coming to Mare Fair, and now I can't. There's nothing anyone here can do to help me make it, before you ask, unless you happen to be a high ranking official in the passport office of my country.
>>41434133It's ok anon, they're boy pussies. No foids will come within 100 meters of you, I promise
>>41434201Get an emergency passport from the embassy
>>41431237My flight lands at 6am Thursday. (I am also trying to make the KSC trip at 8:30am)I'm pretty sure that's too early for the mare van, but I'll ask anyway.Celestia bless
>>41434212The issue isn't time, the issue is I'm missing documentation I need and the documents I was told were fine ended up not being fine.
Guys, I'm AT the Mare Fair right now, where the fuck is everyone?
>>41434235anon, I...
>>41434201You the same anon as >>41430484 >>41430199?
>>41434235>>41434244Stuck in the backrooms, what a horrible fate. Your only hope is to find the portal to Equestria
>>41434257Nope, but I'm both sad I'm not the only one, and in a way glad I'm not the only one.
>>41434263well he might get his passport urgently renewed and might still be fine even if he cant, but I am sorry you cant make it anonout of curiosity did you forget to check the requirements or did you think you were fine with what you already had?
>>41434235Planning out my escape routes when I shoot up the con, heading back to my room after I just asked the front desk if they have a map of fire escapes. Come to room 214 and ask me anything
>>41434333I don't have a birth certificate, I only have a certified copy of one because the original was destroyed. I called the office and they said that would be fine. Then they rejected my application because it turns out that wasn't fine.
>>41434377If it’s gone then it’s gone, I don’t know what they expect you to do about that. Surely there’s some way around it?
Who wants to bet if there will be more than a dozen females at the con this time? I'm going to drop spaghetti talking to one and then probably cry.
>>41434461All Fanny clones. Horsecock included.
a moment of silence for all the nonnies who couldnt make it to mare fair. we will ree and mare for you all to our hearts content
>wake up>sore throat and a feverI fly in 6 days, if I miss mare fair for a cold I am going to an hero
>>41434489I fucking love latinas, so this is a major plus
>>41434723I thought fanny was from mexico
>>41434730Fanny is fucking Filipino you retard
Man, I wish I could go. I promise you, fellow GollyFags, I’ll be there next year. I hope you all have good fun anyway and get to make face-to-face contact with people who agree that Cozy Glow did nothing wrong. I promise to be there next year. I’m going to be in a different place financially then. I can make it then, but not now. I’m so sorry.
I have a hawaiian uncle who looks exactly like fanny
>>41434744Side note: If any Cozy Glow fans want to set up a smaller meetup at their house, or wherever, I’ll go if you promise not to rape and murder me.
Weather looks like it's going to rain for most of the con weekend
>>41434772Goddamnit, Rainbow Dash.
Thinking
>>41434644Alright Anon, here is my family remedies for dealing with flu asap.First you want to make a natural onion/sugar syrup.You grab a mid sized jar, filll the bottom with two spoonful of honey, you chop some ginger and garlic into fine bits and add it to it, tan you chop large onion in semi fine bits however as you place it in the jar you want to sandwich about a teaspoon of sugar between the onion layers (it should take about 5, maybe more). Than you close the jar, give it a good shake and place it in fridge for about 6-12 hours).After that all that will mix itself into a syrup like juice at the bottom of the jar, you take a spoonful of it once in morning and in evening.Now my advanced notes:Depending how strong you stomach is, I would also recommend that before going to bed, to grab one clover if garlic and chew on it for few seconds before swallowing (do have something to drink at a hand, maybe apple juice as water may not be strong enough to remove the after taste). And if you want to go really hardcore, you can follow it up with an shot of something wit 35% alcohol in it.
>>41434788thats a lot of steps. when I start feeling sick, I just tell myself "I'm not sick" and then I don't get sick. 90% of the time, it works everytime
I hope you all get a cold 1 day before mare fair.
>>41434815
>>41434752If you're in Canada or can get here you're invited to mineOnly half joking, I'd probably invite some anons over who couldn't make it to Mare Fair (like me)
>>41434815unf imagine spending the whole con in your hotel bed being nursed back to health by your horsefucker bros in sexy nurse outfits
>>41434461I hope so, this year's goal is to fuck someone while pretending they're a mare
>>41432462Wish more people locally played HH. I want to get into it but there’s no incentive to when my local Warhammer store doesn’t even fucking play it. I just stick to Bloodbowl
>>41434856Or you skip the middle (wo)man and just fuck a mare
>>41434772I like the rain
>>41434872I don't think Kim would like that
>>41434201>>41434377Sounds like all other options are exhausted, you have no other choice. You know what to do...
>>41434744>>41434752Hi fellow GollyBrony, you can come to my house any time, we can look at pictures of fillies together. Do you have a discord account?
Pls bring good shit to the trade panel and leave a table or two for me. Im crippled and bringing lots of shit. Its gonna be great.
YOU MUST CHOOSE:Tits and ass, or teats and ass?
>>41434819gesundheit
>>41434991ass
>Event tracker not posted or updated for multiple threads nowhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17CUfrC9hP_MndY1H3-cAR9gQ6VjW9lY0ksFIytSNkTk/edit?usp=sharing
>>41434991marevagina
Reminder for the Dennys adventure at 7:00AM Friday. We’re meeting in the lobby of the hotel and walking there as a herd for brekkie. Come have eggies and milkies with Anons before the con and make friends for the weekend!
>>41435026do you have to tip at Denny's?
>>41435017There hasn't been that much discussion about the events. The one's on the main schedule are confirmed happening. The ones on the pending list have been mentioned in previous threads, but there's haven't been much more discussion about them>>41435026Moved it into the tracker for visibility.
>>41435049If it's waitress service, then yes. General rule of thumb. If someone comes to your table to provide service, you are expected to tip them.
no more work for two weeks, starting today. From this day until the end of two weeks, is MARE FAIRI am so hyped.
>>41435097unf twily plap plap
>>41434644Here's my advice but let me preface this with 6 days is more than enough time to run an illness and recover IMO.Get ready to drink hot stuff.4 times a day, more if you can, make yourself tea, a add a generous helping of honey, and a even more generous amount of lemon juice. The honey is obvious, but the acidic juice will help with breaking apart mucus deposits that are guaranteed to build up in the back of your throat. Chase every cup of tea with a bottle of water (2 glasses if your tap water isn't Floridian piss water like mine)Get your rest, eat lots, you need the nutrients, see you at marefair anon.
Is this shit complimentary, or are they demanding extra shekels? If not REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>41435105Drink the tea as quickly as you can. The key is the heat. Obviously you will feel like shit, it will give you a heavier fever and you'll be pissing a lot but the whole point is to flush you of the bacteria
>>41435077In a perfect world, I would gladly tip...
>>41435142Just the tip?
>>41435110They want your dosh bro.Captcha:TR4HP
>>41434856Thats really the only goal i have on this earth besides dying and going to Equestria. Dudes or irl horses (which i think are unethical to use for that) just wouldnt work.Sadly i have like zero charisma because i cant read body language at all and have zero confidence. I practically start sweating before i even say anything.
>>41435026I'm driving overWill try not to hit you>>41435049Yes>>41435110It is not complimentary Marriott hotels don't do free breakfast
>>41435209it's okay, you can just be someone else's mare instead
>>41435209just buy a decent fuckable horsepussy it basically feels the same
>>41435049Yeah as is customary in pretty much any restaurant in America. Though Dennys isn’t some boujie place so we can pitch in a couple bucks each and that’s it
>>41435211>Marriott hotels don't do free breakfastI will never understand why the nice hotel chains don't do this. If Days Inn, and Best Western, and Holiday Inn can do it, why not Marriott? Stingy Fuckers.
>>41435304fancy business men can use their company card for expensive food during meetings, marefuckers are oppressed and misunderstood
>>41435304The middle of the pack hotels always got nice breakfast too. I can rape some hotel buffet scrambled eggs about now.
>>41430940I've got a connecting flight that goes through OKC with an hour layover around 2pm Thursday. I'll be wearing something obviously pony related so if you see me come say hi :)
>>41434201I'm a small time human trafficker, I can move you to mare fair and beyond
How late is badge pickup gonna be available on Thursday?
>>41435616It will be available until you reach the hotel. They it won't open until Friday.
>>41435432Cool, I'm going through there at that time so I'll be sure to sperg for awhile if I see ya
just picked up the MAREVAN and gave it its inaugural doodle. Pic related is the badge ribbon that each rider will get for free (including riders for the copevan, theater shuttle, and wawa runs, one per person)unfortunately they didn't have the model that I wanted (15 person high top) so they gave me the choice between a 12 person high top with extra cargo space and a 15 person low top with no cargo space. It was a hard decision to make last minute but the 12 person one was nicer overall, and putting bags in the back will probably be better than putting them in the seats, kekI doubt we'll need to fit more than 12 people in the van at a time anyway and if we do, there's still plenty of room in the back ^:)>>41431264yep, I'll give them some to sell, and I'll be selling them whenever you can find me anywayIt's in my best interest to sell all my shirts regardless lol$2k rental + $1k in merch + $? in gas. tolls and refreshments make wallet go owie>>41431305if I had time I might have gotten some copevan stickers made, but like copevanon said we're all frens here>>41432932>can you put on all hundred shirts and take a picture for the lolsthat sounds really funny but it seems like it'd take a while and idk if people would want me pre-wearing their shirts lolthen again...
pic related is the interior of the van, in the background out the window you can see the 15 person low top. Just doesn't look as nice imo, the door is way smaller too, it's on a hinge instead of the sliding doorit also doesn't have a touchscreen display, which I kind of wanted for the 11 hour drive down>>41431273oh, thanks for checking, yeah you're on the list for Wednesday, I just misspoke. There are some other people landing after you on Wednesday>>41431414I don't think I have you down, so I added you to the list. But please answer >>41433130 to make sure>>41431782you've neglected to tell me what time you're landing (literally the one thing I need to know, but you definitely didn't forget to tell everyone you have a significant other, lmaoif I pick you guys up, you're getting made fun of for that one ^;)not added to the list due to insufficient information, please let me know what time you land>>41432975didn't add you to the list because I think you're already on it, please answer >>41433130 so we can make sure>>41433345based light traveler, added to the listone of my favorite ways to travel is seeing how far I can make it with as little as possible, just my backpack, some airline tickets, friends and a phone. Glad to be a friend helping make that possible for someone else now, kek>>41434174that mibble plush is adorable! added to the list>>41434218you're in luck lol, as it happens I'll be picking up some other anons around then. I think 6:20 or so was the time I was planning on, as long as you aren't flying in internationally and your flight isn't delayed I think we should be able to get you then too but yeah I should be able to get you to the hotel in time regardless, if you don't make it then I can just loop back around, chances are there are some more people that will sign up for then too. Right now the next person lands around 7:00, but seems like signups speed up close to the con
>>41435875Yeah thats me. I guess Im already on it anyway.
>>41435933okey dokey, you're all set for copevan pickup on wednesday then!
>>41435875Purpie can I cum inside you in the marevan?
>>41435875Purpie can you come inside me in the marevan?
Any Catholic anons interested in visiting either the local Cathedral or Basilica? Mass would be at 8AM Sunday morning, and we'd return to the venue around 10AM in time for the rest of the con. I can provide a ride to anyone who needs it. Shoot me a (you) if you're interested.
>>41435875unf purpie plap plap
>>41435973hmm, never been to a catholic church, mostly babptist-like churches for me, and 4-square once.I don't think I can make it though because am a vendor. I hope it goes well though.
>>41435973I'm scheduled for staff stuff otherwise I'd be willing to check it out. I haven't been since I was a kid.
>>41431237My flight lands at 1230 on Thursday, so i guess I’d be able to be picked up 1 pm - 2pm. As long as flights aren’t weird.
>>41434005Unironically just force yourself to go to the con and it'll work itself out.
>>41435973They have a Christian-oriented event on Sunday at the hotel. I’ll be headed to that
>>41435973Send all tulpafags for exorcism!
>>41435998I want to cum inside purpie
>>41435868Posted before in a thread but want to make sure it’s there I’m arriving at 8:30pm Thursday purple creature. Should I donate snacks and shit for the van or is it too late at that point to be worth it?
>>41436162Mass intentions will be for the mentally ill and those affected by Tibetan degeneracy.
>>41434548I will experience it vicariously through these threads and photos posted.
>>41436259I can't post in the threads. I'll be having too much FUN.
>>41434005Same, hoping I can have fun and not get too overwhelmed and have to hide in my hotel room
>>41430940Another Okie!I'm flying out of Tulsa though, shame.
Can you believe it guys?Mare Fair, just a week away!
Hey, so my return flight is leaving on the 29th. Will I be able to bring my bag with everything in it into the convention hall? I have to check out of the hotel early.
>>41436553Ask the hotel to store it until you have to leave, any decent hotel should be able to offer that
>>41436536honestly I can't wait, but at the same time, I've been running myself ragged with 80 hour weeks from for the past few months just to make it happen. I'm not sure if I'll be too tired to enjoy the con.I do it for the mares
>>41433026I just said I was going to meet up with some friends I haven't seen since uni
Hey everybody, 2fat hereI made this Custom Deck of playing cards and will be selling them at Mare Fair for 35$ they include -All 52 cards with custom art by me,yes even jokers-14 individual ponies-custom gold engraved tin case-custom backing art done by meI hope it's cool to advertise it here, I'm proud of em and want to show em off
>>41436720Heres what the back looks like
>>41436720>9 pointed sun
>>41436720>everybody
>>41436720this thread is probably the best place to mention it, they look rad
>>41436760You're not ponies.
>>41436754I always like Celly having it, it suits her a lot better than her default cutie mark >>41436760Killing myself after this post
>>41436720So glad I got a sponsor badge so I can go cop all this cool shit before anyone else gets a chance :^)
>>41436720I appreciate the tin case. Hate having to worry about wear and tear on cardboard deck boxes.
Anyone wanting to see a B52 up close, there's one beside the airport for display in a park.
>>41436720they look cool
>>41434752>>41434846unfortunate for i am a yeehawfag, i am too far away to golly with the canuck. but it would be fun to meet with my fellow cozy bros
>>41436846That would be pretty baller
>>41436846If I’m not busy with staff stuff I’m down they’re awesome airplanes. When I was leaving the airport last week I saw an Antonov An-225 there, coolest thing I’ve seen.
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstrawpoll.com%2FajnE1G7DonWCopy paste this around.
>>41436923>Antonov An-225Anon, you live in Kyiv?
>>41436947oh whoops the 225 is the blown up one lol, it was the predecessor AN-124. Was in Toronto.
>>41434846I’d love to, but I don’t currently have a passport, so that won’t be possible for now.>>41434977I just made one. My username is: gollyfag
>>41436858I’m in the states as well and am willing to travel, so maybe we could hang out. My Discord account is above.
Had a dream where I went to a hotel that seemed a bit too fancy/old-time for a pony con, but some Anon - green mask, suit, and all - was going wild cooking some stuff in the open. Granted, I asked for mapo tofu and got something more akin to a block of shredded corned beef, which was delicious, so I hope whatever premonition this is about helps someone make something good even if it's not done correctly.
>>41436947Rest in peace Antonov An-225
>>41436619same, working full time job and go home to work on mare fair stuff. I know many other people are doing the same for months before the event.
>>41431237Flight lands at 6:01 (barring delays) Wednesday, so I should be ready to go by 7. I'll have a backpack and two rolling bags (one for clothes, one full of MARES)
>Mare Fair Plushie Beauty Pageant>The entry limit will be kept to 6-8 contestantsOh. Guess I didn't need to buy that cute silly hat for my plush.Don't get me wrong, I wasn't going to enter with hopes of winning. But I thought I could enter my filler and she could stand amongst all the other costumed plushies.Next time I'll read better.
>>41437117probably should mention am or pm
>>41437155Landing PM
>>41436720in case anyone is wondering, they'll be available at table #1 (Sigilponies) -Sigil ^:)
>>41436720>>41436732>>41437187ok you convinced me, hope I can get a deck, don't run out
>>41436720Is there a Cozy Glow card?
>>41436720>>41437187Okay but really where to buy these?
>>41437131use it for the plush meetup >>41436944>spending money on porn
>>41433398You should bring a not-for-sale LS demo plush for sweaty fat autistic retards like myself to hug so they can decide if it's worth commissioning anything from you in the future. I'm sure being able to feel it in person will allow me to decide if it's worth paying you to create my wife for me. I'm not spending $800+ on something I can't even feel until it's shipped to me.
>>41431237Landing 2:30 PM Thursday, Should be ready to go around 3:00pm - 3:30 PM after I pick up my luggage (the airport is huge)
Calling any Georgia/Tennessee/south/North Carolina fags that are driving down to mare fair.A nigga needs a ride. We can talk about gas prices and whatnot (either in this thread or in discord DMs/email/phone) (whatever your preference is)But I would deeply appreciate it if you helped a fellow anon enjoy some time with the boys. I'll try to help in any way I can
can the next mare fair be in india
>>41437301>shooting yourself in the foot by posting EqG>niggaJust walk. It's not that far.
>>41437301felloweqGOD fuck dude i would pick you up but im flying down this year. good luck. someone help this fellow out
>>41437302>designated horsefucking street
I'm actually getting a bit of nerves for the wedding
>>41437315Dashie dont be sad
>>41437315You love her, and she's capable of being in love. What's not to love?
>>41437301Where do you live that only those states would be able to grab you, the middle of the Chattahoochee? I assume you live in Georgia but you need to give a more accurate location
>>41437131Where are you reading>The entry limit will be kept to 6-8 contestantsIt's a 2 hour panel, how are they filling all that time with 8 contestants, that's a 15 minutes on the catwalk each?!I was hoping to enter a semi-shitpost entry with my anonfilly in a doll dress expecting just 30 seconds or so. I'm volunteering and asked for time off for it, but if I probably won't get in I'll just work the event or something
>>41437301Isn't some information missing from this ask? Like, general area where are you at? How long you are planning to stay vs. how long the guy picking you up is staying, and when do you need to go back? Do you have a room? things like that.
>>41437244tell Chip to bring the half finished BraeburnBring the Braeburn, come on man, he wants to hug a forgotten unloved plushie, come on dude
>>41429633So does the clopper's cave have the same hours as the vendor stalls, or is that going to be more of a late night thing?
>>41437305No u>>41437324>>41437331To be more precise, I'm in what most folk would call the metro Atlanta area which is basically just Atlanta>How long I'm staying I'll adjust my schedule to fit said drivers stay. If they're ready to bounce,I'm not going to complain,beggars can't be choosers. I don't necessarily have a specific time where I need to return to my ordinary day to day life so as previously mentioned, I'll roll with whatever my driver's game plan is.>RoomSome anons in a discord server saved me a spot.Lastly>Verification not required
>>41435973I'm scheduled for staff as well, and I'm pretty sure I'm destined to hell according to tradition and canon anyways, as I don't have the excuse of ignorance nor do I feel remorse for worshipping cartoon mares.
>>41435973I'm in, I was afraid I'd have to get an uber or something to make it to mass
>>41437412Oh, I'm also going to get married to my plush on Saturday so I'm kind of shitting all over one of the sacraments there as well, and I don't think I've set foot in a confessional since elementary school.
>>41435973Abso-fucking-lutely I’ll be there. I’m gonna get my anonfilly baptized so he can take communion with me. Either way I’m definitely bringing filly to church
>>41437376>discorduh-oh! try not to enjoy the experience too much!
Not that it matters, but it's so surreal to see everyone talking about the surrounding area about what to do and things to see around the airport, and my house is less than 10 minutes from the convention. I probably live closer to the hotel than anyone attending. I'm gon' save so much on gas and I won't have to leave early at all to get there on time. Kind of a blessing.
>>41437367Hours are hidden in the all panels tab of the schedule
>>41437431Let us in your house
>>41437431A real genuine Florida Man going to Mare Fair. I tip my hat to you.
>>41437431Mare Fair house party at this anons house.
>>41437431anon, can i mail you some custom pillows for the fair? i wanna trade them with some friends and my bag wont be big enough to shove them in. i dont know anyone who is local to the fair. maybe i could mail them to the fair itself but idunno.
>>41437376Ill be driving right through Atlanta with a couple of friends en route, but I honestly don't know if my car could fit a 4th with luggage, if one of my friends cancel I'll keep an eye on the thread
and so it begins. >>41437431 starts making a ton of money charging con-goers $20-$75 for a florida mailing address so they can ship stuff that doesn't fit in luggage. be sure to ship with FedEx for AJ points.
>>41437376>I'm in what most folk would call the metro Atlanta area which is basically just AtlantaI'm sorry that happened to you
>>41429633NIGGERSHOW FUCKING LATE IN THE DAY WILL BADGE PICK UP BE AVAILABLE ON THURSDAY
>>41437555digits
>>41435968>>41435971>>41435998>>41436224no>>41436068ok, you're on the list>>41436246oh, I guess I missed your post then, or maybe I got it mixed up with that other guy. Sorry about that. You're on the list now>Should I donate snacks and shit for the van or is it too late at that point to be worth it?well, you'll be with the last group of airport pickups for the day, but I'll be doing movie theater runs after that, and I'll have wawa runs and stuff throughout the conI might value just plain money over extra snacks though, lol, I'll be picking up a ton in bulk at Costco, probably more than I'll even end up needing anyway. Donating snacks is definitely more fun though, I'll gladly accept them>>41437117 >>41437178added to the list (>not specifying am or pm)>>41437252added you to the list as well
>>41437555badge pick up ends at 11:00 pm on Thursday
>>41437571purp if i say "unf purpie plap plap" when i see u at the airport will u give me a hug
>>41437574yes
>>41437545You can ship to the hotel for a $5 fee>>41437574You might get run over
>>41437431Fuck dude, if I was anything less than a 45 minute drive from the hotel there’s no way I’d be able to talk myself into buying a hotel room, which would suck because I loved the experience. Actually on second thought I could also just sleep in my car.
>>41437574no
>>41437574maybe
>>41437588>>41437589>>41437590He’s REALLY thinking about it
Everyone who gets picked up by the marevan MUST say "unf purpie plap plap plap" to be eligible for pick up
>>41437600
I'm just gonna hide in my room the whole timeOr go explore Florida and just go to room parties desuI'm too hated to want to be seen
>>41437446>>41437450>>41437451>>41437528Sorry, not taking any shipments to the house, but I honestly don't mind if at some point anyone needs a ride or suggestions or something. Lucky as fuck everyone on the Mare Fair team picked a hotel so close. I'll be there all three days with my brother. I gave the $8,100 donation guy from last year's Mare Fair a ride to the airport, cool dude, so it will be fun just seeing everyone have a good time. Florida can be weird, but I like it for the most part here. The biggest problem plaguing the area right now is overhousing. They keep building apartments around here and it's seriously fucking up traffic. Enjoy the area like it is now before it gets swamped. If anyone is interested, I'm still offering that lifesize Aryanne plush that I was carrying around last year. The person who offered me last year never got back to me.
>>41437611just don't be a sperg, spec
>>41437582>be me>get off plane at 9pm, 4 red bulls and half a subway coursing through my powerful thick veins>walk right past baggage claim. everything I need is on my back or inside my fanny pack>step onto drive by pickup lane>holy fuck it’s him>the other board famous twifaggot. It’s really him!>skip towards him with an unnatural gait reminiscent of an old man with profound muscle atrophy>”unf purpie plap pla-“>get the wind knocked out of your chest by the hood of his MAREVAN (pronounced mare-a-van) whos front left tire crunches down on the on your foot>expel about a shot glass’s worth of semen into your cargo shorts as you make eye contact with the big man himself, no doubt trying to imagine he’s running someone over of lower genetic value instead of the true Aryan hyperborean übermench that (you) are>the rest of the van bears down on me, cracking my ribcage in a dozen places and squishing my organs >cum a second time as his back tire mercifully comes down over my face, leaving a comical tire skid mark >get up and go to Marefair>go to badge claim >hi my name is spec>reg desk anon pulls out a bow and arrow and shoots me in the face>die from unrelated aids complicationsGod I love twilight
>>41437627One day I will be this much of a sperg, I'll get there.
>>41437620Personally I don’t give a fuck if someone acts like a retard (outside of someone’s room) at marefair. That’s what we’re here for, dude. I think that if specs parents send him to receive conversion therapy to make him less of a queer douchebag then he might be able to pull off a redemption arc rivalling that of Glimmy.Seriously Spec, if you’re reading this, you can redeem yourself. People want you to go through a redemption arc, that is exactly the type of thing we want to see. You can do it man, you can stop being Spec and just be anon again. We believe in you.
>>41437571i'm going to get you purpgnant
>>41437627This is not funny also I'm not buying a badge I'm not attending the con just gonna room camp now
>>41437627Quality
>>41437636Listen my issue is just I like being dumb to 4channers anons take me too seriously and I have a pretty okay regular social life with people not from here I don't feel like it's worth trying to redeem myself for a bunch of people who have alot more wrong than just showing some washed animator foalcon accidentally or gayoping it's just nothing that crazy manI don't care to be beloved or even liked on this board if genuinely doesn't matter to me I got friends and haters
>>41437636can I get a quick rundown on spec? I just remember him as the sperg that ruined the Shawn Keller streams
>>41437645Nothing important im frankly extremely irrelevant
friday panel where i plap purp and then two days later he pisses on a purpgancy test to see if it worked and then during Marecon there’s a panel where purp livestreams himself giving anal birth to my child. I’ll inject my scrotem with horse semen dyed purple with food colouring so that way our child will have half of Twilights DNA.
>>41437648This is the plot of G6 btw
>>41437644>just showing some washed animator foalcon accidentallykek story? Never met you spec but you sound kinda like a faggot, if I see you at the con I'll laff at you irl
>>41437648 if the child is a satyr then we give it to vomitanon for the cooking stream, then everyone has a fancy dinner stream where everyone including purp sits around the table and eats it but we tell purp it’s a live lamb we stole (???)
sneed
>>41437657 I want to plap the satyr before it goes the oven
>>41437655Then you will be reported to ops for harassment
>>41437662Out of context screenshot
>>41437662unf spec unf Shawn plappie
>>41437662Concention lolI’m not reading allthat I can infer that these two guys are at odds but I’m just gonna assume that spec was in the right because the guy in the bottom has a furry pfp
>>41437607>>41437627>>41437638>>41437648>>41437657>>41437660Oh boy I wonder what they're talking about in the mare fair thre-
>>41437670Mare on the right is cute. Would tell her I’m disloyal to Heysrael so I can cop a feel off her hooves/coat when she arrests me
>>41436720YES I've been waiting for someone to do a generic pony card deck. Seen FO:E decks before but I'm not into that.
>>41437657FAGGOT
>>41437664damage control
>>41437661But I am part of ops.
>>41437645who is Shawn KellerNot even a newfag I went to last years marefair
>>41437662>Spec doesn't know what punctuation isChecks out
>>41437677>>41437682>doesn't know who shawn keller is>making kneejerk replies with typos and then deleting them>mobilefagging>"not even a newfag"Straight outta 2020 aren't you?
>>41437644Just dont be a faggot man its not hardwe're just other people
>>414376912022, actually.
>>41437692“people” is a stretch
mare fair thread? more like AUTISM: THE GENERALsad! many such cases!
>>41437695Sometimes I think im autistic and then i realize people are so nervous they cant even meet other 4chan people they KNOW are autistic like come the fuck on man be an adult most of us are in our mid 20s
>>41437619What are some good local restaurant around the airport area? I want a blackened mahi-mahi sandwich in particular. Any good sushi places?
>>41437699>most of usGet off my lawn, child.>Verification not required.
>>41437619Oh shit is it the one with the outfit? How much?
>>41437699"Autism" is a meme here. People shitpost and troll, but most people here are not actually autistic. The real autists are the spergs in every page one thread shitposting for (you)s or just posting "dashie" whenever the post cooldown ends.
>>41437636>then he might be able to pull off a redemption arc rivalling that of Glimmy.So none at all?
>>41437376You aren't by chance known by the name of a certain cephalopod in some circles?
>>41437711Yes, that was the point, retard.
>>41437709i understand that anon im using it in meme termsi understand actual spergs are different
>>41437712Possibly.
>>41437712Reply hazy, try again.
Every time we have one of these threads, at least a quarter of replies are absolute garbage until we hit bump limit.Can we stop making them and just bring them back on the 27th?
>>41437705Kids these days.. No respect for their elders.
>>41437413>>41437423Glad to have two tag along. I'll make another post with more info in the next thread tomorrow.
>tfw original /b/ronies are all in their 30's unless they were significantly underage bans>tfw all the "mid 20's" horsefuckers were target demographic back at the start of it all>tfw all the original oldfags are late 30's at the youngestThe people who originally closed the pool are probably 40+ now
>>41435973You americans are nuts.
>>41436720I'm gonna be so poor after this con.
>>41437737I'm 35 now and participated to 7/12 as very underageb&, like most of the people there. It truly was different era.
>>41436720This reminds me, when and where is poker night?
>>41430908are the pubes free of charge
Guys I got fleas again :(
>>41437722nice try ebonyglow, just do your fucking job
>>41437619>lifesize AryanneWhy are you trying to sell her? Did you decide that you needed to do your part for the future of the white race or something?
>>41437431Uhhhhh, I live pretty close. I'm on Narcoossee, where are you?Please post exact address and/or coordinates
>>41437799I think he got WILDED and now craves that WMP.
>>41437749>that uniformim getting porn of this mare made immediately.
>>41437611id rather you never arrived at all
>>41437837Will you share it with us? Pretty please?
>>41437627Kekw
>>41437843it's going on derpi, which reminds me I have a ton of stuff to upload, I'll get to it eventually.
>>41437722sneed
>>41437737getting into mlp at 13 sure did impact my life, now I'm a 26 year old degenerate been on 4chan since i was 10 still a newfag however
>>41437737I've been on this god forsaken site since 2008, got banned off the boards for posting ponies once it started so many times it is difficult to count. Have been on this board since day one.I am now 33 and want to kms because I feel like I've wasted all my youth being retarded on the internet
>>41437662I can't believe someone like Spec ended up as one of the main points of contact with someone trying to do some fun things for the fandom like Shawn Keller. Probably ruined his impression of things really.Also funny to see that screenshot implying Spec was leeching money off of him as that is just so typical.
Had to rush the production on this to make sure it arrived in time. For any croc enthusiasts, this li'l Lyrant croc charm will be for sale at Mare Fair.
>>41437737Nigga, I was in the seventh grade back when s1 premiered and didn't get into it until I was 15, pretty much beelining right to /mlp/ (I was browsing /b/ beforehand). Pretty sure half of the original 4craf server was underageb& back in 2013 as well. Would things really be better if people ended up on other sites?
Does the hotel have a gym?
>>41437572Nta, but when will the badge pick up starts (10am? 12am?)?
>>41437611I heard Jargon wants to meet you, Spec
>>41437737I’m mid 20s but I was active in the early fandom, I was like 14 then though. Still wrote green, participated in a lot of threads and general fandom happenings
unf purpie play plap plap unf unf~I started this as a joke but I think I might actually be horny for Purp now, what do?
>>41438108
>>41437329The entry form
there goes the bump limitebonyglow better do his freaking job this time unlike this and the last threads.what a cunt
>>41437662JesusI thought Sean went radio silent after the first infamous stream in like what, 2021/2022?I wasnt aware spec was still fucking things up with himWhy is he still the main point of contact?
>>41435026what is Dennys?
>>41438179It’s OVER dude we’re NEVER EVER getting another official Mare Fair Thread
>>41437670>2006 Dodge Magnum R/T police car
>>41437912>I am now 33 and want to kms because I feel like I've wasted all my youth being retarded on the internethaha retard>>41437976ant!
New >>41438298
>>41438223Haven't talked to him since March retard
>>41435973count me in
>>41437619oh shit are you the one who was selling it in the back of your car? i was going to email you but the email didn’t work im still open to buying it off of you
>>41437912I remember being 33, good old days, actually the best old days
>>41438912Youth is wasted on the young
>>41438108He's a nice guy to just kinda slowly encroach on him. Maybe he's so nice he'll unf plap plap
