Previous Thread: >>41355144Silly mare editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFichttps://pastebin.com/u/NighlyTwilightStoriehttps://pastebin.com/u/BizzarreCoyotehttps://pastebin.com/u/YukkuriPalehorsehttps://pastebin.com/u/Silver_Smoulder
Choose your fighter:Unicorn TwilightAlicorn (smoll) TwilightAlicorn (beeg) TwilightAutistic TwilightObsessive-Compulsive TwilightEQG (white) TwilightEQG (black) TwilightTwiggie
>>414351631,4,5>verification not required
>>414351638 solos but my heart says 1 or 6
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>41435163Let's make this a bit more interesting.Put dice+1d100 in the options to roll.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>41435489100 get
>>41435489no twiggy no play simple ass>>41435497foalfucker
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>41435489Rollan
>>41435499More like getting to raise Twilight right. (no creatures)
>>41435497>>41435501IS EVERY TWIFAN A FILLYDIDDLER???
>>41435539Yes
>>41435163Always bet on Big Twig.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>41435489Keep my Twiggies rollan
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>41435574Blessed
>>41435497>>41435501ToT
>>41435158Twilight's Fart =3
>>41435539we're just following in her hoofsteps
Are you /fit/ enough to lift her?
>>41435710The average weight of a pony is about 550lbs…
>>41435714I assume they're about 40% lighter than real-life ponies. That gives us 330 lbs.
i dont think twilight would like me
>>41435738Twilight seems the type to be attracted to charismatic leaders who take the initiative and use their strength for the betterment of others, or polymaths that are able to solve problems due to having a good knowledge of many fields of interest. The former reigns her in when she’s Twilighting, and the latter would give her someone to talk to about her varied interests.
>>41435914>me who is neitherWell, I sure feel put down
>>41435914Hey, that first one is me!>puts Twilight into a mating press
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>41435489Anything but 100
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>41435489please no filly pleeeeease
>>41435738I think the problem isn't being liked, Twilight is very generous with who she can consider a friend. The problem is, in my opinion, deserving something more than that. I'm just a guy who likes Twilight, I can't really offer anything else to her.
>>41437012This. One thing that trips people up is that they equate "being liked" with "being valuable." Even if you are liked, if you can't offer your partner anything that would improve their lives by being in a relationship with you, you aren't a valuable mate. Similarly, even if you can offer your partner something that would improve their lives by being in a relationship with you, if they don't like you, then they won't be happy to be with you.Allow Twilight to demonstrate with this simple graph!
>>41437083
>>41437083>twi thinks im a trixiedamn...
>>41437239>>41437255NTA but chin up. She wouldn't want to see you like this. One big thing you can offer is emotional support to her if nothing else. Be there for her and she will recognize it and appreciate it. It might be phrased impersonally, but the emotional aspect is just as important as any practical skills you might or might not have.
>>41437333this poster is lying and by lying is harming youinstead of trying to change who you are for twilight, bee urself and find a new pony to “faun” over !!!
>>41437393buti want twilight
>>41437083all this tells me is how much of an asshole twilight is and convinces me i can find somepony better
>>41437424Don't project a poster's dumbass logic onto her just because he said so. Remember, only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>41436783LMAO
>>41435163what about a mature twilight?
>>41437772Did you draw this?
>>41437424If you're unironically lower that Trixie tier I don't think it's Twilight who's an asshole. Just saying.
>>41437772Immortal alicorn Twilight really made it difficult to find mature Twilight images, and inspire artists to make mature Twilight content. I know there's a Rarity thread up on /mlp/ about her being a spinster, though.
>>41438506>>41437772criminally underrated
>>41437083>Twifags self-cucking this hardAnd I thought I had it badAlso, pic rel is the real chart
>>41438550'tism
>>41437884ye
>>41438696I’m proud of you for putting in the effort to create something, and I’m impressed by your drawing skills. I hope that you feel accomplished by what you’ve done, and I look forward to you creating something again!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>41435489
>giving Twilight lots of attention, making her get chubby from all of the delicious foodstuffs you procure for her, and then ignoring her when she tries to spend time with you leaving her hungry, ashamed, and confused!
>>41437772>>41438696Based drawfren
>>41437772unf,cute and hot
>>41438948>and then ignoring her when she tries to spend time with youIf you do that, you go to hell before you die. Please.
>>41438948I can think of nothing more sinful than ignoring your waifu. Just think about it. Knocking her up and running away is ignoring her. Leaving her on "read" is ignoring her. Not giving her attention is ignoring her. It's all awful.
TRUE LOVE TEST FOR FAUSTIC-UNICORN TWI PURISTS : would you still love twi if you were transported to equestria and it was alicorn twi? think carefully . . .
>>41439720Yes
>get off work late>so does she>both of you agree it's a fast food night>you actually lied about working late just so you could see her foodie face again>she doesn't know that you won't be able to pay your share of the rent yetbliss...
>>41440244better get to flippin those burgers anon
fatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFNtwSUX3ls
>>41440813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSsVpessKAk
>>41440620where are the pussy and ass holes in this image?
>>41440863Twilight never cummed or shitted in the show so her having a piss flap and a crap cutter is non canon
>>41440863an anon did an edit on ponybooru
>>41441267I love how cozy this image feels.
>>41441267Why is she reading a bunch of crummy old books when she could be watching cartoons in the television? Is she some kind of retarded? Think of all the History Channel documentaries she’s missing!
>>41441502I bet she does have a spell that allows her to visualize the content of books in the form that resembles TV.
>>41441502>How do you explain so many pieces of infrastructure in historically non-unicorn homelands that required complex dexterity to construct?>No, I’m not saying it was humans…>BUT IT WAS HUMANS!!>”Coming Up: King Sombra as we’ve never talked about him before!”
>>41441502Old books smell good.
Just think, if Celestia didn't throw Twilight out of Canterlot for a week, Twilight very well could have become a smelly NEET that mooched off of her parents and older brother just to keep reading books.
>>41442510unfevery neet that reincarnates into Equestria is destined to have some higher force conspire to force them to make friends, Sad!
born to shitforced to wipelife is a fuckbest reader in the worldcouldn't read the warning signsneed glassessix shotssix shooteronly need one to end it all
>>41442761Enough of this sad shit.
>Thank you so much for being a positive influence in my life, Anon! When I was visiting the homeless shelter, I realized that without love and support in my life, I could have become a rather pathetic pony. Even with you and my friends, I still struggle eating right and sleeping as much as I need to. I know you've walked in on me when I've been on a book-binge, and... well... thank you for not judging me by how I looked... or smelled. I know I'm not as fit as Applejack or Rainbow Dash, but it really means so much to me that you still think of me as something more than a friend. I hope that one day, I'll be able to repay you for all of the little things you've done for me this past long while!
>>41443049"no"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nodxAVzlW4o
>>41442510Twilight was always destined for greatness.
>>41443431What if Twilight accidentally discovered some kind of psychotropic plant out in the Everfree Forest while on a school field trip and turned into a burnout intent on communicating with racist fourth-dimensional space kirin to discover the secrets of the ponyverse and accidentally stumbled into a secondary school full of hairless apes? Would she still be destined for greatness then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mM_mdow8_E
>>41443440I'd say that's pretty great, yeah.
A healthy mind starts with a healthy body. Good nutrition, good vascular flow, and evened hormones all contribute to one's ability to study, reflect, and recall. Even the biggest of nerds should do the smallest of curls.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>41435489rolling
>>41438162>her very own wizard hat like Starswirl'snice touch, her face looks like a mix between a pony's and a cat's but it's not off-putting or in an uncanny valley
>>41439720it would be a bonus if I got to spend some time with Twiggles when she was still a unicorn, but you wouldn't hear me complaining
>>41442510she could have ended up like Moondancer, she could have ended up with Moondancer
>>41442495I wouldn't be surprised if she was addicted to it.
>>41444186Wtf is this real?
>>41445202ive seen alotta shoops in my time and i cant see no edited pixles so yeah its real
>>41445027Cute purp!
drew a twiggy today please enjoy
>>41445785Cute purple horse!
>>41445785いいね
>>41445785Based drawfren
>NEE MAH TOH OH HO HODES>COME ALONG AND EAT SPONGEBOB'S HOOOW-OWSE
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>41435489Roll
>picture taken moments before disaster
>>41446535Cute singing purp
Behead all Twilight threads.
>>41445785Great art lunafren
>>41447825The perfect pose for ...
>>41448037...combat!
>>41448041Wasn't this the episode where Trixie was adamant that there's no magic in Equestria that can turn mares into stallions, and vice versa, so changing genders is impossible? Just a random question haha totally no underlying motives lmao
>>41448056
>>41448056That episode is non canon since it’s not a Faust episode
>>41448056>>41448082After requisite moral analysis, this episode has been found to merit the designation of 'Honorary Canon' and exemption from standard sanctions.
I hate my life and Twilight reminds me of what I should've been.
>>41448190>of what I should've been.What if you always meant to be this? Not everyone can achieve what they want, some people are destined to suffer no matter what they aspire to be. It's just how life is.
>>41448037Sex
>>41448450I don't really believe in destiny and dislike the concept. Either way, Twilight's given me the motivation to do better. I'll consider this my training arc for before I go to Equestria. Let's all love Twilight.
>>41448654Genetics is destiny. I apologize that you had to learn it from /mlp/ of all places, but depending on how deleterious your genetic load is, what you're currently doing may very well be all you're capable of.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux_BZiV2gNg
>>41448831hahadamn...
>>41448831That's horrible, and Equestria doesn't seem better in that regard. Sad!
>>41448831This can't really be it
>>41448654>I don't really believe in destinyNeither do I but I do believe that circumstances shape people. Some have opportunities to become better, some don't. Some have them but don't take them because they were not brought up that way. It seems unfair but it happens to everyone indiscriminately so that makes it fair to me.
owari da
>>41449511What an absolute cutie!
Destiny is real, and it demands that (You) WILL make Twilight happy. (You) MUST shower her with a lifetime of love and affection. Study in this life and be ready for the next, so you don't embarrass her by being a dummy. No excuses regarding genetics and an uncaring universe in Equestria.
>>41449872We will carry out this order. Lebe wohl, du kleine Liebe...
>G-gosh, holding hooves on the third date...! My, aren't you a rather forward individual! Next you're going to ask if we can share a dessert using the same spoon, or something else just as scandalous!!
>>41449872But I want to be a dummy so Twilight could fix me
>>41450418Twilight needs someone who is motivated, spirited, spontaneous, and outgoing to help keep her from twilighting and from getting stuck in repetitive patterns. She needs someone that helps her get out of her shell since she has a tendency to stick with comfortable things.Alternatively, she needs someone who gives her lots of physical attention and pushes her to do physical activities. She needs someone who understands her on an emotional level, someone who gets the feeling of being an "outsider," someone who constantly keeps her mind stimulated by pointing out potential flaws in her plans and designs, and is comfortable giving her the alone time she needs to recharge.She DOESN'T need a retard poopy baby boy.
>>41450465>Twilight needsI'll stop you right there. Who are you to decide what she needs? You're not her, you're not her family. It is ultimately up to her who and what she accepts. We can interpret how she would react to things, but those things will only be obvious when we get to see Equestria.
>>41450474>You're not her
>>41450465>she has a tendency to stick with comfortable thingsThe entire first season is about her always being excited to try out different things. I'm not sure you know her well enough to post something like this, most likely just a projection.
>>41450465Twilight would appreciate a stranger willing to learn, especially from her. As someone just getting into Equestria you won't be immediately competent in everything it challenges you with, especially socially. Someone frequenting this board is the antithesis of a pony-like inherently flexible attitude and positive mindset, and will need to be re-educated in one way or another.
less psychologymore biology
>>41450566PLOOTA
>>41450418but don't you want to make her proud nonny...
>>41451317Can I get one?
>>41445027SPEEN!
Some day, you're going to get a 3DPD human wife, and "move on" from the fandom.
>>41451726>Some day, you're going to get a 3DPD human wife,LMAO
>>41451726>Some day, you're going to get a 3DPD human wife"no"
>>41451726I wouldn't be in the fandom in the first place if I had any chance of touching a woman. But Twilight would be happy for (you) if you found happiness in this world.
It's hard to believe there are people who really didn't like the FiM movie's animation. I can get not liking any of the new characters besides Shadow Tempest, and I can get not liking the overall break-neck pace of the plot, but the ponies had such cute little snoots it makes up for the entirety of everything else bad about it.
*boop*
>>41451726god, I hope not
>>41451726I'll have kids, but marriage is for mares. It's called mareriage for a reason!
I want to give Twilight a premarital hornjob and watch her spurt magic all over the place. Hopefully some of her magic will totally engulf me, forcing me to undergo some hilarious (albeit terrifying) bodyhorror for the span of 22 minutes.
>>41451726>3DPD human wife>me>liking real womenYou're never gonna get me to agree to that even on this life's death bed
I've heard from numerous people that the earlobes are an erogenous zone for many human women. I wonder, then, if the tips of the ears are an erogenous zone for ponies? How would they react to a warm, wet q-tip fitting snugly in their ear hole?
>>41452323Only pic related but CUTE!
I see many people in other threads on /mlp/ post with such vitriol over someone else's opinion that I'm beginning to believe there are people in the world who take cartoon horse show a little bit too seriously. I can understand disagreeing with someone, but calling someone a "nigger-loving tranny faggot kike" for liking someone's artwork is a bit disturbing.
>>41452574It can't be helped. Every fandom has loud autistic retards, it just so happens that FiM fandom has the loudest most autistic retards of them all.
imagine waking her up by kissing her horn tip
>>41453212Just the tip?
>>41453398Stop licking my wife!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>41435489I would love her in any form she takes.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>41435489I would love her in any form she takes but please God make it easy and give me Unicorn Twi
>>41453898>foalfucker
>>41451779Cute!
>>41451779>boop>he missed the snoothe had ONE job
>>41453898ToT based filly fiddler
>>41451774Exactly man! FiM's animation style is perfect imo!
>>41454727>>41453990i will NOT the filly. i will simply interpret this as me reincarnating as anonfilly and meeting her early in life
>>41455136Based
>>41455821Purple cutie!
who greenlit this nightmare twilight
>>41456863Twigga
bawls
>>41435158
She's such a cutie
>>41457084Ugly bastardbros, there's still a chance for us.
>>41457063kek
>>41457447If you're into rape yeah
>>41458554Nobody is born into rape. Everyone is forced into it by the so-called "victims" constantly putting hormonal pressure onto the so-called "perpetrator's" endocrine systems until their biological options are to either release or fucking explode and die.
>>41438948One of the best plump Twis ever and no one knows who drew it
>>41456863Me
>>41458578Neck yourself without delay.
I've been working on these. How do they look? Any other suggestions?
>>41462050Cute and saved
>>41462050Literally the only suggestion possible is to remove the wings, this is phenomenal line work and I hope you maintain the motivation to ink, color, and shade it in the future!
>>41462050HOLY BASED
>>41435489what is this chart for?
>>41462050Very good.
>>41463445She's a big mare.
>>41464003UUUU
>>41464023Holy UNFFF, Instant boner.
>>41464376IRL I find chubby girls insanely repulsive, but there's something about this mare eating junk food and having a desk job that really gets me going in the penis department, and I have no idea what it is.
>>41464385>Semi-anthroAnon...
Twilight is so pretty
>>41448654darn that picture was the last picture from a author that stoped making green
>>41462050>This will never be real.Why even live?
>>41465416Better?
>>41464023Cute tubby mare
>>41465943Yeah, but her hind legs are still broken.
>>41467468Better...??
>>41468018Too fat.
>>41465426Pinkie Twi. That thing... it scares me.
>>41465715You can get fit with significant effort, anon. I believe in you.
>>41468018Not fat enough.
>>41468133
So who's the creative genius that decided to give Twilight, the heavily neurotic perfectionist that keeps trying to "solve" problems like, hypothetically, losing an important friend due to distance or time, immortality?
>>41468830we've talked about this topic to death bro we get the idea. either reject twilicorn entirely or put aside the horrible implications and senseless 'character development' in favor of "heh best pony get upgrade and looks pretty with wings"
>>41468830Same creative genius who sent a spoiled city hikki bookworm to some bumfuck nowhere village to socialize.
>>41468830me :^)
>>41468923Sauce
>>41468938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbaWJq0ib4w
>>41468923>>41469030this video is NOT okay
>>41464385Same
>>41469114What are you, twelve years old?
>>41470954how am i crazy for wanting to be lovedhow am i crazy for wanting to lovehow am i crazy for liking cute thingshow am i crazy for being comforted by cute thingshow am i crazy
>>41470966You are crazy but not for these reasons.
>>41471032for what reason am i crazy then
>>41471040Finding comfort in an illusion instead of seeking real experiences. Not saying it's a bad thing but it is crazy. All people crave this and all are in some way crazy because nobody is "normal" these days.
>>41471084i did seek real experiencesit ended with a false rape accusation that was dismissed in court but still ruined my lifeponies dont do those kinds of things
>>41471095cute
>>41471095That is true, ponies are the ones who do the raping.
>>41470966'If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.' C.S. Lewis.You are alone, but you are not alone here.>>41471084You may have both. They are not mutually exclusive.
Enough of this bitchmade conversation, there are ponies present, and they usually mate with stallions, so either act like you've got a working cock or get the fuck off of my board, because you're killing the Twivibe with your boo-hooing.
>>41468133Not a big surprise.
>>41472461why does she have fangs if shes a vegetarian
>>41472492For eating tomatoes neatly.
>>41472559PLOOTA
>>41472559Twilight… lay off the hayburgers…
>>41472919Cute!
<<<ATTENTION EVERYONE>>>I have decided to take Twilight Sparkle as my waifu. The reasons are simple, yet deep. The first is that I believe she and I are incredibly compatible. The second is that she is a cutie patootie. The third is that she is purple, which is the color of royalty. I'm sorry that I can't go into more detail, I'm very busy masturbating to thinking about her giving me an anatomy lesson for purely scientific purposes...!
>>41474652Received, 2347.
>>41474652Okay, now this is epic
>>41474652Copy that, 2347.
>>41472919BROTHER I WILL TAKE IT
>>41472919Imagine the sex.
whenever I see my wife I am happy, she will boop
>>41476068Cute!
>>41476068Big snoot for returning boops
>>41476068Up yours
Whenever I am feeling sad, I think to myself, “What if Twilight saw me being depressed? That would make her upset, and I promised myself that I would never hurt her.” That gives me the motivation to try and think of happy things to get my mood back, like letting her tell me about a new (old) book she read, or taking her out for hayburgers.
>>41476124BOOPED
>>41476158But what if you're depressed because of (lack of) Twilight?
>>41476374Enter the Nightly Twilight thread and clutch your Twilight plushie really tight while watching a Twilight compilation on the internet. Make sure to burn a lavender-scented candle as well.
>>41476068>>41476124Based drawfrens
>>41451726>picFuck this shit. If I ever get to Equestria, I will do everything I can to become immortal or at least extend my life beyond the norm. In a world full of magic and artifacts, such things are possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE8mFDabqD0
>>41477677why post sad things
unfinished, but my marewife is so pretty
>>41478262how did you learn perspective
>>41478279is it that bad lol
>>41478311no it’s good and I want to learn
>>41478322hmmmm if you can learn to visualize basic shapes in perspective, then you can take those shapes and turn them into cute ponies! I say visualize but really I don’t see anything in my minds eye, it all kinda takes shape on the paper. I would recommend trying to draw from life a little, I’m certainly no expert though so do what works for you. think of those basic shapes as building blocks to the finished thing, like you are chipping away or adding to a piece of clay until you get your desired shape. idk if any of that makes sense, and it probably doesn’t :)
>>41478279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XtgOExgLt4&t=1058s
>>41478362>>41478382wow that seems hard never mind
>>41478417nooo! just take like, 10 minutes a day to doodle. every little bit counts friend!
>>41478424All I have is mspaint 2007 a pencil sharpener and the cap to a sharpee pen
>>41478487some shitty printer paper and a pen/pencil are more than enough to get started anon! if you got that then your good to go
Why do I love this purple unicorn so much? I did not consent to this. It just happened. This will either irreparably ruin or fix my life.
>>41478669Because she’s ugly and you’re attracted to ugly girls because you’re ugly yourself.
>>41478669because she’s purple, she’s a dork, and she’s awkward. how could you not want to breed her till you faint?
>>41478417Of course. If it were easy everyone would just do it.
>try to date>every single girl I talk to is a vapid fucking whore who “doesn’t drink a lot” yet regularly gets shots with their girlfriends, has a hidden tattoo of some inane bullshit, and has no future plans because it’s “more important to live in the moment” meaning they’re swimming in loan debt Twilight, my beloved, I know this makes you all the more unique, but the dimensional merge keeps being delayed, and our distance only makes my love grow stronger, and I feel the flames of passion may yet consume me…!!
>>41479761Meanwhile Twilight
>>41479877Based purp
>>41479877That’s just Martinelli’s apple cider it’s not hard cider there’s a difference it just has a tremendous amount of sugar in it there isn’t any alcohol in it she’s not a floozy party girl she’s a genius inspiration so shut the heck up?
>>41480186>she’s not a floozy party girlYou sure? She certainly dances like one and she loves a good party.>she’s a genius inspirationNot mutually exclusive. She'd probably love some of the human drugs.
>>41480260>She'd probably love some of the human drugs.To study? Yes. To take? Hell no.
>>41480389Individuals with Twilight’s personality tend to succumb to psychotropics (amphetamines, LSD) for stimulation or escapism when they become mentally unwell. They similarly tend to get hooked on heroin or fentanyl if they have too many anxiety problems. Fortunately, Twilight is usually stable OR has her friends with her when she begins “twilighting” so she doesn’t start drug use and develop serious addictions.
>>41480389Yeah, we'll study them together empirically (by taking them).
>>41481012What the fuck happened to her cutie mark?
>realizing that my attraction to cute things means that I’m long overdue for breeding a woman and that I am officially behind my biological clock and that I will never have a familyAt least I have Twilight haha
>>41482864>realizing that my attraction to cute things means that I’m long overdue for breeding a woman and that I am officially behind my biological clockWhat?
>>41482864If it makes you feel any better it's not just you, most countries are experiencing demographic decline now. I would love nothing more than to correct the mistakes of my upbringing through my own children and be the father I've never had because of my parents' early divorse, but the chances my own life wouldn't be completely ruined in the process are really low seeing divorce statistics and unholy prices of everything family-related here. At this point I'm starting to think that dreaming about starting a family with Twilight is no less realistic than dreaming about starting a family with a real woman.
>>41483282Test
>>41483452No you shut the fuck up right now you cunt as nigga don't you know what you just did and how its all your fault you're the reason everything is like this and why we're all suffering it's all your fault your fault your fault your fault
>>41483457>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse.It's over...
I don’t think I can waifu Twilight anymore. The burden of the realization that she will outlive me is too great. It’s unfair that I should make her suffer for eternity without me just for a brief window of my own selfish happiness. I would rather she never meet me, and get a few anonymous gifts, than actually allow me to court her until my eventual passing. She doesn’t deserve to suffer because of me.
>>41483609See >>41477238
>>41483609It's alright Anon, I'll be with Twilight instead of you and give her all the wonderful experiences of love you've deprived her of in your selfishness and fear of inevitable she will experience forever anyway. With me she'll learn that good things are precious because they are finite and their value is in how they shape one's personality; and that even in the ever expanding ocean of her life there can still be islands of happiness that make the journey worth it. She will remember me long after I am gone and thank me for dedicating my short life to making her happy.
>>41483609You should really stop wasting your time on those silly fics Anon. Twi is just a librarian unicorn.
she's not "JUST" a librarian unicornshe's a friend tooand librarians are valuable fixtures of their communities so show some respectthough i confess twilicorn enjoyers have it hard, if ur a pony u could maybe undergo alicornification urself if u apply urself enougha human mindset will either make this much easier or much harderand if ur a human u just have to find a pool of youth like a prince of yore
>>41483769Why would you define her by her occupation in Ponyville and erase everything else about her?
>>41483609Wrong mindset, Anon. Losing you would be painful, but the happiness and love you'd have given her would outweigh it in the end and serve as eternal memory of what she wants to be and what's worth fighting for, just like the passing of her friends will.>>41483851>and if ur a human u just have to find a pool of youth like a prince of yore>Every few... Every once in a while, Twilight sends you on a quest to find some body of water, a pool, a lake, a fountain she found in her research>she never explains much but you have to drink the water>You've fought through jungles, scaled mountains, and dug tunnels with very small and bearded ponies>You often make new friends on the way and assemble a fun party, but once you get to the destination, they rarely dare drink themselves>those who do seem to stick around for quite a while, coming to later quests as well>You could swear you've heard them joke about Twilight doing something with the water when you lie awake>Why is this the only type of adventure she won't accompany you on, anyways?>Whatever>It's really bomb-ass water, makes you feel like you could lift five alicorns at once, their loss if they don't want to drink it>Who knows what Twi does with the samples you bring back, probably trying to make some strength potion>Man you love that nerd, and she loves you>Life's good in Equestria, you wish it never had to end>How long have you been here anyways?>Feels like an eternity.
>>41483929>Feels like an eternityYes... eternity... together...
Realistically if I lived too long I'd probably become just like Haggard, obsessed with preserving the only thing that ever made me feel good in life to the point of desolating everything else. I don't think Twilight would approve of that.
>>41484859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbaWJq0ib4w
>>41484859Well, it's better than dying and leaving her alone. I don't see anything wrong with immortality if you have someone to share eternity with.
>>41485211Immortality is not for a human mind. It will inevitably deteriorate in time even if the brain is preserved. You will get bored, depressed and quite possibly experience a mid-life crisis for centuries. Things you do will lose meaning because you will never run out of time and you will only see everything crumble around you over and over again, the world you were born will stop existing completely and nobody will be able to relate to you, nor would you to them because you are completely removed from their struggles. Your experience will not matter to anyone and you will be seen as another Discord, completely incomprehensible. You might end up hating your entire being and the whole world at some point, and quite possibly Twilight too. You are NOT immune to the passage of time.
Lavender Autist Unicorn Odd Expression
>>41478694she's not ugly she's just special!!!
>>41485359Yeah, she’s special alright…SPECIAL ED LMAO GOTTEM
>>41485319this is why you go and talk to all the alicorns and possibly even Discord himself and get some advice on how to handle the eternity and maybe even ask for a spell to help improve your mind's capabilities while also preserving it's humanity>inb4 can't change a human brain to handle immortality and stay humanit's a fucking cartoon about magic horses, anything's possible
>>41486358But then why can't Twilight herself instead ask them how to deal with the passage of time and loss of loved ones and let you rest in peace instead of becoming another unnatural entity that doesn't belong anywhere? If you're worried about her then you have to realize that your death won't be the only thing she's dealing with, like literally all her friends. Are you that ceritan that over the course of eternity you'd be the only person she'll ever need to be happy and other ponies dying all around her won't hit hard? The noble goal of not making Twilight sad with your death sounds a bit selfish when you take into account all the shit she'll be going through. What about your children, should they be immortal too so you both don't grieve over losing them? Hell why not just make everyting immortal so Twilight doesn't ever have to learn how precious her experience is, that'll solve anything.
>>41486593>unnatural entity that doesn't belong anywhereI belong to her. She belongs to me. Who gives a fuck about unnatural bullshit.
>>41486745Well at least you're already playing the obsessive villain role well.
>>41486752NTA but holy shit the holier than thou and wet blanketery are real. Artificial alicorns aren't even immortal according to the writers anyway.
I finally got around to playing Pony Waifu Sim and it's created in me a need for shameless twilight romance escapism that I need filled urgently, bros. Greens, fics or whatever, can you guys rec me your favourites? Wings or no, smut or no, I have a mighty need
>>41486867Image I forgot to attach ^:)
>”And this… this is the most important book I own.”>Hmm? I’ve been studying human, but these words seem like gibberish!”>”Humans have hundreds of languages. This language is called ‘German’.”>Hundreds?! How do you all communicate with each other??>”It’s difficult. Most humans don’t understand each other at all.”>That’s so sad…>”They especially didn’t understand the one who wrote this book.”>You mean, on an emotional level?>”Correct. He was a war veteran who was arrested for protesting against evil.”>It sounds like he had a difficult life.>”He did. But, this book helped everyone realize that his fights were everyone’s.”>What is this book called, anyways?>”It’s a rather poignant title. You would understand it as ‘My Struggle’.”>*laughs* I’m sure I could write many autobiographies with the same name!>”I’m sure you could, my little Twilight… I’m sure you could.” *snuggles her*
>>41486867Try this https://ponepaste.org/3173And other stuff in the OP
>>41487044Based
>>41487044Ich knie nieder...
Twilight Death
>>41488322ofcouse the slut have a strong butt, many are the cases of stallions who died from rarara shenanigans
>>41488322
Tried talking to a girl today. She called me boring. I’m not sure how to be interesting, but now I feel even less worthy to spend time with Twilight. What little emotional accomplishments I had built to that conversation have been rendered pointless. I don’t know what else to do now.Sorry, Twilight.
>>41488542>She called me boring.Most people are only this blunt when they wanna be assholes, so I wouldn't feel too bad.
>>41488558It started with her offering me a mini Snickers and then her talking about how big her boobs and her mom’s boobs are. If she called me boring then it’s 100% my fault for being boring, and she’s right. I am boring. I spent my entire childhood and young adult years doing nothing because my mom would beat me for talking to girls and also used what little disposable income on my sister, so the latter could build connections in the horse industry by riding horses. So now my sister has a GED and she and her boyfriend own two businesses and take vacations ten times per year while I’m poor, homeless, friendless, without a vehicle, and still hasn’t done the most basic things every other human has accomplished. And I have no one to blame for my situation by myself, because if I were as smart as everyone thought I was in school, I would have realized any advice my parents gave me was bad, and that I absolutely won’t go to Hell for drinking or kissing or staying out late.I’m boring. That’s fine. One of you can impress Twilight instead of me. As long as she’s happy, we’re all happy.
>>41488749>and then her talking about how big her boobs and her mom’s boobs areKek, what a riveting topic.>my mom would beat me for talking to girls and also used what little disposable income on my sisterThat sounds terrible. >if I were as smart as everyone thought I was in school, I would have realized any advice my parents gave me was badThis is wrong though, everyone looks up to their parents when they're young, and it looks like you were dealt a very bad hand and just did know any better. If anything can be learned from this, it's that cuntish and stupid people should not be tolerated.
>>41488845*did not know any better
>>41488322Make it double
>>41488864Delete this!
>>41488864>Twilight survives.>Anon doesn't.
>>41489784Many such cases.
DISCOVERING THE SECRETS OF IMMORTALITY AND DISCOVERING THAT PONIES DUE TO THEIR MAGICAL CONNECTION TO THE EQG PARALLEL WORLD ARE ABLE TO MATE WITH HUMANS AND FINDING OUT THAT EQUESTRIA FOLLOWS ELDER SCROLLS RULES WHERE OFFSPRING TAKE THE FORM OF THEIR PARENTS AN GIVING A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND MY WIFE, PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>41490410>CONNECTION TO THE EQG PARALLELOh nononono
>>41491492Ignore that guy. Human magic is the ability to breed with any intelligent being.
please be very quiet... twilight has put in so much work this week and needs a big rest... she finally has a weekend with nothing scheduled so this is a perfect time to pay off her sleep debt... show her some kindness and respect, please...
>>41492656>please be very quietSure. I'm watching the anni stream anyway.
I love the silly nerdy mare so much. I want to hold her in my arms
>>41492656WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE THE FRICK UP YOU PURPLE BLOOBER IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR PANCAKES AND START THROWING AROUND YOUR FURNITURE WAKE UP
>>41492656Cuddle time!
>>41493345She's so smoll and defenseless... She's perfect for carefully scooping into your arms and holding her against your warm body and giving her soft kisses all over her face and the top of her head while she dreams!
>>41493023Nigger
>>41494174N
How would you feel if someone targeted Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestial was literally too weak to stop whomever the bad pony was that wanted to see Twilight ended?
>>41495057I'd save her
>>41495057I would protect her and then take Celestia’s anal virginity as punishment for failing to protect the purple princess during my temporary leave of absence back to the human world.
Hehe. Such a silly mare. How would you help her be more at ease?
>>41495518I wouldn't, virgin girls are fucking awful in bed, they cry all the time, they keep apologizing, and whenever they try to be sexy they just come off as cringe. The worst part? If you don't meet their emotional needs, their friends gaslight them into thinking you raped them because you told her to "shut the fuck up" and put her face in the pillow so she wouldn't keep sobbing and whimpering after popping her cherry.
>>41494992I
>>41488749Don't give up hope so easily Anon, just because it didn't work out with one doesn't mean you can't hit it off with another.>>41488845This image looks straight into my soul and hurts me on a deep level.>>41492656Sleep well, Twilight.
>>41496048Wow. Sounds like you’d be a terrible partner
>>41496516You sound like a simp.>No, I just respect women—That’s what I said. You’re a simp.
>>41488749Anon, by boring she meant you weren't flirting back. Just say some dumb shit, doesn't have to be clever as long as you say it confidently
>>41497209>Sniffing booksCute!
>idly think 'man twilight would never be friends with me'>youtube autoplay suddenly starts playing thishttps://youtu.be/xvFEDmCLJisshe's communicating to me...
>>41496516Don't bite the bait, the only way for a twifag to have sex irl IS to rape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJ21k3Hylo
>>41497619Wait, what are you even doing in this thread?
This fat fuck is running up my fast food bills faster than the economic inflation rate. I love spending time with her but I hate SPENDING on her when she's so expensive, and it's all being spent on non-permanent shit, too. Like, if it was a book, or jewelry, I'd get it, but this is fucking ridiculous.
Twifags, how does it feel to know your waifu's pussy is now canon? >>41499843
>>41500089Posting Twilight instead of bragging about raping someone.
>>41500190>IS THAT.... AN ANIMATION ERROR BUT IN A NO-NO PRIVATE PART PLACE?? OH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM
>>41500290My sister very explicitly told me that "no" actually means "yes", and "yes" means "anal". She also told me that it's not rape if I were to yell "SURPRISE!!" first. Are you calling my baby sister a liar, fuckwad?
>>41500380Depends on whether or not you raped your baby sister too.
>>41500557Oh, you're one of those posters. I didn't realize that my life was serving your fetishistic interests. I'm going to stop replying to you now because that's pretty gross that you're into incest rape.
>>41500582Yes, I'm one of those Twilight posters in the Twilight thread. Fear me.
>>41500582im so glad that twilight has such a caring brother to help her lose her virginity so that way she wont be so awkward around flash sentry when they finally have their first night together to make a foal
>>41500190I'm always surprised that more people don't know about this when it was discovered the day the episode aired.
>>41501015But why did this only affect Twilight, and not Applejack?
>>41500190I've known about this for years.
>>41495518Twilight reading the Kama Sutra, the entire catalogue of Cosmopolitan, and perusing the #s3xh4cks subforums has been a disaster for my genitals. I am going to die in agonizing (a-goon-izing?!) ecstasy.
>>41500696>all lowercase poster>retardedEvery single time.
>>41500696What the fuck is a “flash” sentry? Is this the new term for that weird fetish where the ponies are artificially inseminated using a dildo or whatever so they’ve never been “contaminated” by a stallion?
>>41502519Unf
>>41500147Stop being a jew and feed the mare properly.
I just had two shots of bourbon. I'm feeling lonely without my little pony. I regularly think about what it would be like to just watch her work, whether she's reading a book, or reading a checklist, or... or just reading, I guess...
>>41504830Same here.
>>41476124too lewd
>come home>long day>meal-prepped on Sunday, toss dinner into the oven to heat up>pour out a drink to let it breathe>undo tie, hang up jacket>untie shoes, kick them off>start up some light jazz>turn on the amber-tinted lighting>grab the tumbler glass, sit in the chair>finish the 1.5oz after several minutes>right on cue, Twilight comes home from her job>help her get on the couch, sneaking kisses onto her horn as you do>massage her flanks as the two of you talk about your days>oven timer goes off, time for dinner >have to carry her to the dining room because she’s “too tired” to move >the smell of tomato and basil fills—brb I’m just gonna get fucking drunk now this reality I live in is fucking dogshit
>>41505544Don't overdo it fren.
>>41504830Cute onahole.
>that one episode where you finally succeed at convincing Twilight to take the day off only for her to start having a mental collapse as the fears and anxieties of not doing what she's responsible for tears away at her soul though at the end of the episode it's revealed that all of her friends were comfortable with sharing her load for a day and everything went smoothly which leads to the joke ending where she thinks she's no longer needed and now all of us have to convince her that she's still meant to be the princess of friendship, meaning that the day off we wanted for her actually meant more work for us in the long run
>>41506908Jew Haber has been real quiet since this dropped.
>>41506318kinda funny how this was going to be twilights destiny if she didnt shit herself in front of the proctors when the rainboom happened just think she couldve been a no name neet who never did anything with her life lmao
>>41507219I don't think there would be a difference under NMM's rule, they'd all end up as slaves or something, maybe the most gifted ones would be close to the throne but still.
>>41506908So you're telling me it took at least FIVE of them (implied more) to replace ONE Twilight.For just one regular ass day when nothing out of ordinary happened.And it took all their attention for a day just to keep things from collapsing, which is mostly because Twilight runs things smoothly as is and ponies trust her friends' authority because of that.Nah, the joke ending might've been that but the real conclusion is that Twilight can't realistically be replaced because no single pony has the time or the patience to deal with all the shit she's working with daily. They have their own lives but Twilight's life IS this all day every day.
>>41507380dumb abstract frogposter
>>41507285speaking of NMM's rule and the other timelines, I always felt like it was a failure on the writer's part to not show the various alternates that Twilight could have become
>>41507465That was a success in my book, since it frees up the audience to write fimfics about what Twilight could have been if it wasn't for the Rainboom, and then her coping with whatever timeline she entered. For the NMM one, I could imagine her being a doomsayer prophet/archaeologist because no one had a reason to believe her warnings until it was too late. With Celestia banished to the moon and the Elements of Harmony lost, I could imagine her exploring hidden temples for relics, artifacts, or forgotten spells to try and overthrow NMM, while also dealing with a potential Nightmare on Elm Street situation. If NMM discovers what Twilight is doing, then NMM can locate her in her dreams, creating the struggle of Twilight believing she can't trust anyone with her plots and activities.
>>41507440Anon ain't a frog bro.
>>41507909>green>stupid>only cares about sexit's a frog
>>41507915Damn, he's literally perfect.
>>41506318>o/Based
>ywn have twilight gain at least fifteen pounds over the holiday season starting with nightmare night and getting to rub her big ol' belly before helping her lose the weight in time for summer, all the while constantly reassuring her you love her just how she is, before repeating the process next year
>>41509961
>>41509539This is so cute, I love these. I wish more of them were made
>>41510199It’s a shame there are so many sick people in the world they only want to abuse the ponies. Ponies are made for cuddling, spoiling, and loving, not for harming. And, yes, the Derpy one lives rent-free in my head.
abusefags will NEVER get to see ponyville. i'm an unicorn twilight purist and felt only pure disgust when i saw an image depicting anon abusing twilicorn because of her wings. genuinely made me less hateful towards her.
>>41510591>abusefags will NEVER get to see ponyvilleTrue. TAD
are there any big stories you guys can recommend? I want to lose myself in hours of reading about Twiggles
>>41511488I second this request. It's been too long since I've read a nice Twific.
A Sonnet for Sparkle,Written by Anonymous while skipping his responsibilities on a Wednesday afternoon and drinking significantly more than he should at this time of day.>Yes, I entered your home>Without even knocking,>Saw you perusing a tome, and>Finding my presence shocking.>The bookshelves were rocking>After we slipped under covers,>Our frameworks were locking, and>Our hearts beating as lovers.>New sensations discovered, and>True happiness shared,>Breathing hard we recovered, and>You knew that I cared.>”The next time you arrive, wanting to come,>”Let me first bookmark the page I was on!”
>>41512440Holy based
>>41512440>”Let me first bookmark the page I was on!”holy twilighting
>>415137554 or 5 from left is best
>>41513755I'll take all of them.
Do you think that Twilight would resurrect one of us to be her Eternal Consort? Would you be willing to carry the burden of undeath to stay by her side until the last lights in the universe flicker and fade?
>>41514477>Do you think that Twilight would resurrect one of us to be her Eternal Consort?100%>Would you be willing to carry the burden of undeath to stay by her side until the last lights in the universe flicker and fade?Only a faggot wouldn't.
>>41512440absolutely peak
>>41515493Get out, and take your dogshit fetish with you.
>>41512440lmao
>>41515493Hot
>>41515062PLOOTA
i really loved how excited she got over a sleepover in S1
>>41518197That's right, it's back to magic kindergarten with you instead because you can't even spell "tomorrow" right.
>>41512440>When our long days come to a close,>And our works are rewarded thus,>We return home to our loved ones.>I see you in gentle repose,>As if you wanted to discuss>Our plans going into the night.>The loss of light that is the sun's>Does not dim that which you expose>A gorgeous sight that invokes lust.>My will to you quickly succumbs,>Though I do not see it a plight>Because you are the one for me.>This union with divine Twilight,>Embracing my little pony.
Bro what the hell is with all the doomers ITT? I don't remember it being like this when I was last here.
>>41519226Are these "doomers" in this thread with you right now? All I see are people making horny poetry, teasing Twilight about her fear of going back to magic kindergarten, and people posting Twilight's ass.
>>41519025Good stuff, anon.
>>41519025twihag makes my heart the big heart
>>41521226fatty
>>41521226pabbley twilight uohhh
>is a nerd>just wants to read books>is also a foodie>just wants to eat fast food>is also autistic>isn't able to keep track of her personal changes due to hyperfocusing on booksit's as if she was designed by architects from the hooves up...
>>41519025>Embracing my little ponyKino>>41521391A little chubby > Fat
>>41521391Good thing she moved to Ponyville and became very active and got used to being outdoors.
is twilight asian codedis she a chubby chink
>>41521819>codedHaha, kill yourself
>>41522004She looks like Twilight if Twilight never listened to Evanescence.
>>41521819>chinkNo, she's a pony.
>>41521819
>>41521819No but you most likely are.
>>41522208Trve
>>41523375Gay
>>41523844yeah i know
>>41523375>dykeshitGo back
>>41525204
>>41523375>>41523890>>41525259The only ship allowed in this thread is (You) x Twilight. So fuck off to your containment thread. You're not even Twifag.
>>41525702Post an image of AnonXTwi then, if you're so passionate about your ship.
>>41525735>your shipIt's OUR ship, retard. We're all Twifrens here.
You couldn't do it. You're a fraud, a phony, a charlatan.
>>41526687Cute bukhorse!
>>41525702Tamersfags honestly need to neck themselves
>>41526809This. I honestly can't even watch this gay shit. Every character is either a faggot or a dyke.
>>41528170Why is she so smug?
>>41526790Agree
>>41528588Because she somehow managed to style her pony mane like human hair. Probably with lots of extensions too.
