How would ponies react if you told them that you got there after killing yourself?
>>41479317You wouldnt be in Equestria you would be in Doug World hell.
>>41479317This is how you get to G5, not G4.
>>41479317>le suicide is bad meme so something le bad would happen XDNo but seriously they would be very concerned and feel sorry. Probably also scared at the concept of suicide. Pinkie Pie is the least mature and, although mentally unstable, probably unaccustomed to the dark concept of suicide. She would be very upset and disturbed by the story, likely start crying and hug you. She might blurt half a thought out too>But w-why did it have to come to *that*? Applejack would take her hat off.>Why, that's just harrible... to think a feller could suffer so much...She's more familiar with death than the rest, so her reaction would be much more sober and mature. But depression and suicide are foreign to her.Rainbow Dash would say something mildly insensitive like>Well, life in Ponyville's never driven anypony to kill himself, haha, so you'll probably like it better herebut still secretly be just as griefstricken as the others, and be extra nice to you. Rarity would be very sympathetic, but also have a heartfelt "tough love" response. She would not be too disturbed because she's generally one of the more courageous ponies. She'd probably touch your cheek with her hoof and tell you very sternly>Darling, I cannot allow for such a tragedy to take place again. A life is invaluable, and I do hope you won't take your second chance for granted. Consider all of us your friends. Whatever struggles you face, we'll be by your side in whatever way we can. Twilight would be speechless at first. She wouldn't be able to stop thinking about suicide and later she'd visit you in private>Anon I need to know, why did you do it? I just can't understand... Fluttershy is very neurotic, and has probably contemplated suicide herself. Understanding your struggle, she more than anypony else would make a special effort to be a positive and supportive presence. She would not be overwhelmed by the dread and horror of the subject.Spike would be mad nopony's paying attention to him>Just what makes this jerk so special anyways? I've risked my life to save Equestria dozens of times.
>>41479392Pretty accurate>Spikelol
Through early morning fog I seevisions of the things to bemy friends that will soon visit me,I realize and I can see...That friendship is real magicit ends the dark and tragicand I can take or leave it if I please.The game of life is hard to playand sometimes friends will go away.But in your heart, the mem’ries stay,so this is all I have to say.Friendship is real magicit ends the dark and tragicand I can take or leave it if I please.The crippling loneliness is big,But friendship’s fun when it beginsAnd as it works its way on inThe love grows stronger...watchit, grin, and...Friendship is real magicit ends the dark and tragicand I can take or leave it if I please.A brave man once requested meto answer questions that are key“Why do you like that MLP?”and I replied, “Come watch and see!”That friendship is real magicit ends the dark and tragicand I can take or leave it if I please....and you can do the same thing thing if you please.
>>41479450>AIslop
>>41479459Zigger it’s just changing some words from Suicide is Painless by Johnny Mandel, eat a bag of dicks.
>>41479317Why would I find myself all the way in Equestria instead of a hospital just a few miles away if I were waking up after a suicide attempt?
>>41479475It's not an attempt if you actually succeed dumbass
>>41479481Then the question would be why I’d still be alive if I succeeded. Unless Equestria was hell and I’d be meeting the toothbrush-mustached Austrian man there.
>>41479522so thats where aryanne came from.
>>41479459It's the M*A*S*H theme you uncultured swine.
>>41479325>go through portal>stay in EquestriaCheckmate
>>41479392>waaahhh all of them would feel bad for me :(((No they'd think you were fucking insane and would wonder if they would even be safe near you considering that you were willing to kill yourself.
>>41479618What about everyone else who won’t be able to make it with you? It isn’t like you wouldn’t simply affect their lives as well if you were simply gone from them.
>>41479392>>41479599I think it would be a combination of both these factors.
>>41479618>Mfw Mare Fair 3 will be one big suicide cult event
Why do you people keep saying you'll go to Equestria? Everyone who has died and been revived in the real world said they saw a garden. So unless that garden has ponies in it then I doubt it's Equestria. (You) all need to make Equestria here on earth before it's too late and you get stuck in garden hell where there's no ponies and only boomers!
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>>41479774The garden is actually Canterlot Castle gardens.
>>41479774>>41479810Canterlot gardens are a common entrance, it sure beats the Everfree spawn point.
>>41479774>he doesnt know about the loons and toucans and bitterns, oh my! Hummingbirds that can really hum, and buzzards that can really buzz. White-blue jays, and red jays, and green jays, pink jays and pink flamingos!
>>41479618You would be reincarnated as a Diamond Dog or some other lowly creature as punishment.
>>41479774Believing in anything after death is delusional, so if I'm going to convince myself of anything to cope with my existential dread I might aswell believe in what brings me the most comfort in this life.
>>41479599Why are you "ackshually having depression is le bad" types just as melodramatic, if not more, than the whiney emo brats who have it?
>>41479618Conventions like that are just empty hype and vapid excitements.
>>41479317It's a secret I would take to my second grave. I'd be as vague as possible about my past life, never give enough context for them to know the leadup to it. Ponies don't deserve to bear witness to my corrupt soul. If Equestria doesn't fix that soul over time then I'll just live my days as a hermit in the forest or elsewhere.
>>41479774>Why do you people keep saying you'll go to Equestria?Uh, because I will? It isn't complicated.
Remember, you can change names, appearance, place, friends, family members, partners, your gender, or even your personality. But if you're unhappy now, you'll be unhappy regardless of changes.
>>41480316I mean, money is at the root of all this modern hell. If you need the equivalent of 3 fulltime jobs to pay rent in your home town, but can't even land a part time job frying chicken, it hits hard. Every domino falls from that initial loss in societal safety. Equestria isn't that awful, could never be that awful.
>>41480232Nah u going to hell, no intersection or stops, straight to hell with a bunch of homos, furfags, troons, stupid brats, jonkies, drug cartel members, fat crying redditors and worse, Chris Chan, enjoy.There is no way out, no end, just a loop of annoyance and eternal suffering for you.
>>41480407Because we don't believe a genocidal zionist despot with an appetite for child sacrifice loves us?
>>41479317why don't you be the first to find out
>Rainbow Dashso... DID you do a flip?
>>41479599>wonder if they would even be safe near you considering that you were willing to kill yourselfNo one processes suicide attempts this way, much less magical horses whose existences are basically solely as comfort characters.
>>41480407So.... basically we are in hell right now, is what you're saying.
>>41479317Give me the greentext/fic for this
>>41479317I would kill myself again if I ended up in Equestria somehow
New thought. How do you think each of the mane six would commit suicide, if driven to it? Here's my take:>Applejack: Hanging. Toss a rope over the limb of an old apple tree out in the fields, and watch the sunrise one last time.>Rarity: Vial of poison. Dramatic af, leave behind a beautiful corpse with no mess.>Pinkie Pie: I'm split between either a drug overdose, or wrists (forehooves?) slit in the bathtub.>Rainbow Dash: Eyes closed, and step off a cliff overlooking the ocean. One last rush to end it, almost like she was flying, before she hits the rocks. Then the ocean washes away the shame of what she did, cause suicide ain't cool, and she doesn't want anypony to see how weak she was.>Twilight: Swinging from a noose from the ceiling fan in her locked room, where she's been shut-in for weeks.>Fluttershy: Split between two options, but either way she goes out deep, deep in the forest to do it, so she has total privacy and hopefully nopony has to stumble across her afterwards. She either hangs herself out there, or if that feels too violent eats some poisonous plant that'll let her drift off slowly, like going to sleep. She takes some comfort in the fact that she'll at least feed the animals when she's gone.
>>41482347wtf, why?
>>41479317I know for sure that Cozy Glow, the only pony I care about, would appreciate it.
>>41479392great character responses, I read them all in their respective voicesyou wouldn't happen to be a writefriend would you? if so i really want to see your stuff, if not then you should give it a shotone question though what would Fluttershy say? what would her interaction with OC look like?you know this whole premise is gold for fimfic
>>41482463>one question though what would Fluttershy say? what would her interaction with OC look like?
>>41479392twilight learning about suicide is really good, lol, say she goes to the forbidden parts of the canterlot libraries to learn about it, and Celestia catches her shooping around, and she has to reveal her benevolent reason for censoring all of this information (like in Stitch in Time)or maybe she misinterprets the suicide as an alien spell initiation ritual to transfer between dimensions, don't know if this one works as well though
>>41479392does rarity really believe the stuff about a life being invaluable? rarity has probably confided suicidal thoughts to her animal friends at least once, I'm sure they've given her emotional support, after all, she is the hoof that feeds themnow that I'm looking at it again I actually don't think spike's response is in character, unless if spike didn't understand what suicide was and there was some joke where spike thought his name was Suity Side and the mane 6 thought he was suffering because of his supposedly inexplicably weird name
>>41480309only rainbow dash could be so brash like this
>>41482429sleep deprived applejack has one bad day too many which drives her to thisrarity suiciding as diva queen is funny, thinking about how other people will see her body after she is already deadpinkie pie, the only way she could ever possibly commit suicide in character is as pinkamena, and she would have to think that her suicide method is actually a game or somethinghow to formally justify pinkamena being a cutter, her motivation?wouldn't twilight use some "rational" magic spell to kill herself in the most painless and efficient way possible, while instantly discarding her physical body so her friends will think she disappeared sparing them suffering? reason would be fear of failurefluttershy would think it would be better off this way since she wouldn't be "imposing" on anyone this way, her doing it with a plant is good idea
>>41482474what kind of sick changeling killed and replaced fluttershy?
>>41482474>>41482516I should redraw this and color it since Ive gotten better at the pony form also it was me I was the changling
Twilight Sparkle: Opium overdose. Her room reeked. Her skin was hanging off her flanks, her fur and mane were matted. She couldn’t handle the stress of being a princess. Self-harm didn’t help. What was supposed to ease the anxiety became her way out.Applejack: Heart attack combined with alcohol (cider) overdose. Ignored the palpitations because she was too tough for a checkup with Redheart. Overstressed her body working too hard and ruined her liver by having the cider dull the aches and pains. Last interaction with Apple Bloom was hitting the filly after she begged Applejack to go to a doctor. Applejack never had the chance to apologize.Pinkie Pie: Sugar shock and then sugar coma brought on by Type 2 diabetes and exacerbated by taking fentanyl to deaden the feelings of loneliness. Crossed the threshold over several weeks in privacy, kept putting on a brave face to keep her friends happy so they didn’t realize there was a problem. Multiple personalities manifested. Each one encouraged taking the narcotics over the insulin.Rarity: Accidental starvation due to a combination of “cleanses” and bulimia. Weakness brought on by a lack of eating combined with a loss of coordination due to heavy wine drinking led to a tumble. She was unable to get herself up after the collapse. Brought on by a nervous breakdown after Sweetie, in a fit of petulant jealousy, called her a “fat old hag”.Fluttershy: Overdose from over-the-counter medications. Started losing her fur and began to accuse others of taking advantage of her kindness before overdosing. No one realized her lashing out was the last gasp of begging for help.Rainbow Dash: Total body failure due to exhaustion brought on by abusing amphetamines and steroids to maintain public image and feelings of physical superiority. Began lashing out after getting passed up for a promotion on the Wonderbolts, with Thunderlane getting it instead. Was arrested for assault and destruction of property. Died while in custody.
>>41482712applejack's sui scenario is hard to square with her being element of honestypinkie pie and rarity are really promisingfluttershy, what triggers it? accidental and then hedonism?
>>41479774Its just shitposting like when people say they want to fuck cartoon barn animals in a stylized toy commercial 20 minute advert. Nobody is being sincere when they say it.
>>41483249...Who's gonna tell him?
>>41479325i feel like this would bother you way more than it would bother me. There is literally a pony right there, Sunset is one.I would throw so many horse puns her way just to poke fun at her that she'd probably kill me all over again.plus, they are technically all ponies since they shift form while traversing the immaterium.
>>41482458That's how you get to super-equestria
>>41479325FPBP
>>41480232Belief in life after death is perfectly reasonable. In fact, rejecting life after death is absurd. Consider this. After you die time ceases to exist, trillions of universes could pop up and vanish in what is zero time for you, and after an inconceivable amount of universes flash by, you will exist again. This includes you instantly appearing from nothing in Equestria.
>>414827120/10, not even close
>>41480316And do you have evidence to support this claim? Or does it just feel vaguely "mystical" or "wise" so you believe it?
>>41483578New "most deranged cope" world record
>>4148271210/10, perfectly spot on
>>41479317>admitting I killed myself to end up therenigga you are retarded, that'd be something that I wouldn't tell a soul not even my waifu
>>41482458I don't want to be there
>>41483665we already knew that, but why?
>>41483696I'm too far gone
>>41479317They would not take you seriously at all. Except MAYBE pinkie pie would be a little confused and concerned
>>41480232>Believing in anything after death is delusionalBecause... reasons?
>>41483996It's up to the person who made the positive claim (e.g. "there positively IS life after death") to provide valid reasons first, which they have been unable to for dozens of millennia. You disingenuous fucking rat.
>>41484012>he hasn't seen the neuralink hell footagengmi
>>41484012Literally every single person who has had a near death experience has come away from it being certain that there was more after death.>uh how do you know fire is hot? everyone who touched it said it was? no that doesn't count, fire is fake and gay
>>41484037There are multiple other ways one can measure the temperature of fire besides touching it. All of which would be more accurate than by touch, at that.
Wasn't there a guy who almost died and was for a while on Equestria on the board some years ago? I remember the screencaps
>>41484043Only because we came to understand it. Death is something we're still very in the dark about.
>>41484037Not LITERALLY every. I've read multiple accounts of people saying they saw nothing. Just dying and then suddenly being alive in some hospital room again. And yes, I have read quite extensively on NDEs on account of my crippling thanatophobia. There's atleast one verified case of someone returning with some weird mathematical knowledge after a NDE, and a few of someone being able to locate lost objects or hear conversations in other rooms; but by nature it's hard to test or verify this sort of thing, and one could just say it makes more sense if it was coincidence or whatever rather than some spiritualist shit considering how senseless this world seems. It just makes more sense to me that the brain is making shit up as it dies. And we all tend to see the same thing because well, ultimately we're all part of the same culture with the same ideas of 'serenity' and 'peace after death' and shit; whether it's some Arab dude or a pasty Californian. The accounts can vary a lot even then - sometimes it's not even positive, there's a few negative NDEs floating about too. Personally, I find terminal lucidity just as interesting, especially since there's a good chance YOU'll be able to observe it.
>>41484053No, we actually know pretty much everything about death. You're the one who's in the dark because you choose to believe in obviously retarded fairy tales. You don't even really believe, do you? If you did you would commit suicide and "be reincarnated into Equestria".
>>41484059>No, we actually know pretty much everything about death.Most ignorant post of the century.
>>41484067We know why people die, we know what happens to the body after death in precise by-the-hour detail, we know that consciousness is a byproduct of brain activity and there is zero brain activity after death therefore no one could possibly experience something after death. That's it. Mystery's over. Hey, but maybe I'm wrong. Only one way to find out for sure. But you won't, because you're not as retarded as you're making yourself out to be.
>>41479618You're chronically depressed, God is telling you to do it
>>41479325Preferable to a world without ponies.
>>41479317I wonder if suicide would even be a known concept in Equestria.
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>>41483578>it's not a cope, y-y-you're the one coping that there's nothing! Because multiverses!Okay, and how does a corpse travel outside its universe? No brain activity, no physical travel aside from being shipped to the cemetery, no solid proof of the soul existing let alone traveling...what, there's just a completely immortal drip of soul stuff that persists past the heat death of the universe and witnesses every consecutive one start and end, all while thinking (without a brain), "hmmm, I think I will become horse."
>>41485201Souls don't exist. My theory of the afterlife is a consequence of rejecting the soul. I am a specific arrangement of atoms, nothing more. If that arrangement comes into existence again, so will my consciousness.
>>41485154You didn't answer his question.
>>41485231Are you retarded? Or DYEWTS? Both apply, actually.
>>41485237You didn't answer his question because you posted something from an AU.
>>41479392Actually, it would probably be along the lines of: >Spike: "Twilight? What does he mean by he *gulps* killed himself?">Twilight: "In his past life Spike. He went through so much grief, trauma and misery that his own body and mind basically decided to... end his own life."Spike: "That's awful!"
>>41482475Dark comedy episode idea. >celestia only finds out what she browsed while snooping the forbidden section of the library after she finishes>it's all the books on suicide>celestia panics and thinks twilight is about to bite the proverbial bullet>calls all her friends and luna and everyone she can to an emergency meeting behind her back>everyone acting waaay too nice to her>starts to get ridiculous with people tripping over themselves to help her>punishing anyone who even looks at her the wrong way on accident>twilight accidentally becomes a ruthless dictatorMy Little Pony: Anarchy Is Monarchy Edition
>>41482429>>41482712My turn>RarityShe rejects suitors for years, hoping for the perfect stallion. Eventually, they stop approaching her at parties or knocking on her door. One night, Rarity realises she's become middle-aged, and her dreams of a youthful romance are dead forever. In a last effort to live out a romantic fantasy, Rarity dies by the bite of a poisonous snake, trying to emulate an ancient queen. >Rainbow DashIf Rainbow couldn't race, then life wasn't worth living. Unfortunately, her ageing body couldn't keep up with her. Being expelled from the Wonderbolts after a record-breaking 14 year career, Rainbow set out to prove she still had the stuff of legends. During her big show, a stiff wing turned a daring hairpin turn into a disastrous crash. >ApplejackAJ doesn't show it, but she feels trapped on the farm. She wouldn't even be there if it weren't for the ghosts of her parents pressing down on her back. It wasn't fair that she was stuck on the farm, while they left the whole family hanging out to dry. AJ's waited her whole life for her chance to slip away, and one day, it comes. She's in the middle of fixing the barn roof in a storm when a gust blows her off the edge. She catches herself with a hoof, but rather than pull herself up, she lets the barn slip loose. Not like Big Mac or Apple Bloom would know she let go, anyway. >FluttershyFlutters has to take care of many types of animals, including carnivores. Unfortunately, meat is quite expensive in Equestria, and during the winter, the wild animals are all vacant from the woods. Her poor animal friends are so hungry, and the last thing Fluttershy wants is for them to eat each other, or another pony. She finally decides to offer herself to support her friends, the ultimate act of kindness. She hardly finishes her speech before the first wolf tears out her throat. >Pinkie PiePinkie loves a good sugar rush, but begins to crave higher highs. A run in with the wrong pony at a party introduces her to the world of narcotics, and she begins to spend more time out at clubs in the early morning. She'll ride with anyone who can give her a good high and is known on the club circuit as the craziest party pony in Ponyville. Eventually, she takes more than she can handle and collapses in the middle of the dance floor, laughing all the while. >Twilight (forma de alicorn)Twilight is smart, and realises the implications of immortality within seconds of gaining it. Eternal life without her closest friends is too much for her to face. She retreats to her room and, in a psychotic break, severs her own wings. Her friends find her the next morning in a pool of blood, her wings discarded at her sides. Several bites are missing from her carcass, and Spike is nowhere to be seen.
>>41485384Well. That was morbidly depressing. You win man. Was it worth it? ;-;https://youtu.be/ulv32dMnoy4
>>41485429Oh, it can get harsher!
>>41479618but you can't, so there's no point
>>41479774>implying
>>41485384>Several bites are missing from her carcass, and Spike is nowhere to be seen.KEK. The implications! I'd like to hear more about this kind of Spike.
