>when you raise Prince Anon to be an upstanding member of pony society with dignity, chivalry, grace and poise and find him in bed, eating the ass of a guardsmare
So it sounds like he's caring and generous
>>41593586That mare's ego will never come down from that high. She had the prince tonguing her ponut like he was her property.Probably almost died of a heart attack when Celestia caught her though.
>>41593586Meat eaters have no place in Equestria, yeah
>>41593586Celestia would only pretend to care so can hold it against Anon later, I imagine she has seen WAY worse during her over 1000 year long reign
>>41593807>she's jealous because she wants her ass to be eaten by anon.
>>41593817She would never raise her son like that.
>>41593826That's the problem. imagine how conflicted she is. when she first saw anon eating ass her mind went racing with jealously>" how dare he... i raised him to be better! not to pick just any random mare... he should have chosen me!"
>>41593837Celestia is nothing if not a hypocrite
>>41593843After all those years distant from eberypony anon was the only one that could see the mare behind the princess, this led to very confuse feelings in her mindand that guardsmare was the only one that could see the man behind the prince
>>41593837There is no other way for her to conceive a proper royal heir than with her own son. She had been cultivating (you) for decades and you betrayed years of trust and teachings.
>>41593586Ask the guard what she thinks about him
If it got out do you think everyone would start calling him "The Ponut Prince"?
>>41593850Or in this case the prince behind the mare. You know. Cuz he's eating her ass. Behind her.
>>41593861Shecreated the perfect husbando, but a simple guardsmare beat her in the end, funny to think how the pinacle of mares got beaten by a simple common mare
>>41593867KEK"all i wanted was someone who i could trust to be behind me! providing me security and love"
>>41593875Wouldn't the closest guards to a monarchy have some level of nobility? I can't imagine something like the Praetorian Guards to a Roman Emperor not getting in through nepotism.
>>41593919The idea of a common mare that ascended to the ranks of the royal guard is more appealing to me. it could also generate fun interactions betwen a prince anon, the other guards that come from noble families and a common mare
>>41593586>And your little sister's
>>41594169NEED fics about Sunnybuns getting cucked by her imouto.
>>41594176Seconded, I've seen plenty of fics and greens where Sunbutt is playing some kind of wingman for Anon and Luna but never one where she's cucked, I think.
>>41594176Thirding, it sounds like a really fun concept
>>41593586This is ridiculous slander, I only eat the ass of colts.
>>41594176Worshipping the moon ass seems like a good idea
>>41593586Don't you know that it's impolite to cut in front of a queue? You can pick a number just down the hallway on the left and you'll get your turn.Also could you send over Luna while your at it, she's next.Thank you!
>>41593807that was her sisters roommates cousins favorite donkey, and now hes gone.
>>41593586>"Oh Anon, I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyw-"
>>41594169>tfw Aunt Luna wants to take another royal bath together
>>41595109Imagine Luna coming back from the Moon, taking a liking to Celestia's son, and not hesitating to start making moves on him because that's just how other ponies behaved a thousand years ago.
>>41595154I know there's been greens on this exact scenario.
>>41593586OP pic NEEDS captions of "It's over" and "If only you knew how bad things really are."
>groom a husband from childhood to be your ideal mate>extra-dimensional being with an innate attraction to the mother with the oedipus complex>still lose out to a common whore who caught his eyeShe really is the ultimate jobber isn't she?
>>41596280>"Aieeeee save me twlight!">"don't worry fraudlestia i will seduce anon for you"
>>41596280Should’ve released more of her royal pheromones.
>>41596846She's not some disgusting bug that just goes around stinking everything up.
>>41594176NEED fics about Sunnycakes cucking Anon with her futa imouto and her massive marecock.
>>41593586>teach somebody to appreciate chivalry, grace and stuff like that>throw a hissy fit when he falls for somebody who perfectly represents these very qualities What did she expect to happen? Hire the best, win stupid prizes. Or something.
>>41594176I'll see about writing a little green tomorrow if the thread is still alive. But for now I need to get to sleep.Here's a teaser for my idea though.>"Princess Celestia! Your sister, Luna, is so cool. She knows more about the movements of heavenly bodies and how they affect portents, horoscopes, and prophecies than even you do! She's going to give me some lessons in the observatory tonight," said Twilight.
>>41595154>how other ponies behaved a thousand years agoI'm pretty sure that 1000 years ago, noble mares would piss on the ground during heat, like IRL horses, for stallions to smell their urine and induce erections from pheromones.>>41596859>goes around stinking everything up.unf
>>41593586Speaking of guards, could somebody bring back the royal guard thread?
>>41597134No.
>>41596859This is slander
>>41595352links?
>>41596280I wonder how they’d select a jury to try Princess Celestia for pedophilia.
>>41593586You won't fart in my face. The guardsmare was ecstatic to do anything for her prince. It's your fault for not putting out Mother.
>>41597058Esl DO NOT WRITE
>>41594362kek
Celestia just can't catch a break with her boy
>>41593586jealousy or dissapointment
>>41593792>>That mare's ego will never come down from that high. She had the prince tonguing her ponut like he was her property.>>Probably almost died of a heart attack when Celestia caught her though.>Bad news, she did have a heart attack>Good news, Celestia used magic to fix it>Bad news, the Princess is livid>Good(?) news, it's mostly towards Prince Anon>Bad news, the 'eating your ass like he was your property' comment somehow slipped out while one of you two were trying to stammer excuses>Good(?) news, Celestia decided that's going to be Anon's punishment for the next month>????? news, Celestia warns you to treat him well, and you're not sure if her tone means treat him nice, or smother him under your ass till he repents
>>41597166thats reality
>>41598522If the princess was sad at you putting on sunscreen would you accept getting sunburn?
You wouldn't actually make out with a guardsmare's ponut, right Prince Anon?
>>41599901maaan you don't know me
>>41599855Not with my pasty white skin.
>>41599952Weak.I'm pale as hell and I don't let that stop me.
>>41600020The difference here is that I also overheat more easily than most people. I couldn’t stay at the beach last summer when it was a mere 77 degrees out.
>>41600564This pic always cracks me up
>>41599901What happens to a guard mare caught having her ass eaten while on duty?
>>41601509Nothing, due to a loop hole, all the rules against fraternization are written with the assumption any ass eating would be between guardsmares or a guardsmare and a civilian.A prince and a guardsmare? Well technically as a privilege of his rank Prince Anon could demand a punishment due to being the 'demeaned' party, but the idea that a member of the royalty wouldn't choose to punish a lowly guardsmare after she plants her plump, sweaty ass on his face and forces him to eat her ponut for hours, only letting up for a second or two whenever he's about to pass out? Inconceivable, the laws simply weren't written to account for such a scenario
>>41601509Anyone got that image of that black office guy with his hands open saying he just got promoted? Its basically that.
>>41601549>Guardsmare realizes she's legally in the clear>Celestia can't change the law because reasons>Guardsmare tells the others about this>Celestia is left seething as the the guards take turns getting their plots serviced by the prince right in front of her
>"ANON!">>"P-princess..?!? I s-swear I can explain!""...o-ohaeoher" (O-oh, hi mother)>"WHAT IN TARTARUS ARE YOU DO- WILL YOU STOP EATING THAT GUARDSMARE WHILE I TALK TO YOU!?">>"I swear, princess, i-it's-">"Lieutenant, please shut your trap right now!""M-mother, what a pleasant...s-surprise...How's the g-gala...?">"OH NO, MISTER! YOU WON'T CHANGE SUBJECT! TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HERE!?">>"...""...">"WELL!?""...s-surprise inspection?">>"...Iamsooofired...">"DO I LOOK DUMB TO YOU?!""...i-is it a trick question?">"Anon. ANON. I am seriously on the verge of sending you to Griffinstone. WITH ONLY A SUIT MADE OF BITS COVERING YOUR OBSCENE MONKEY BODY""...cool, griffin sexo...">"A-are you kidding me? After all I taught you!? All the lessons and all the teachings about manners? About poise?? ABOUT NOT FUCKING EATING A GUARDSMARE ASS DURING A GALA???">>"...ooooo why did I agree to this...I don't even like this guy....""h-hey!">"You cannot do this! You have responsibilities! I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES! What if someone else had found you two!? What do you think it would have happened?? 'Oh by the way, princess, I just found Prince Anon having sex with a guard in a room nearby!' DID YOU EVEN STOP THINKING ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES FOR A SECOND???">>"...well, no, he literally jumped on me the moment I saluted h-">"LIEUTENANT DO YOU WANT TO GO GUARD THE EVERFREE OUTPOST?">>"S-sorry, Princess.""B-but mom...">"WHAT!?""I-it's not like I ignored your teachings! Look!">"What? Look what?? What could possibly make this thing bet-""The f-fish fork!">"...the...f....""I haven't forgotten my manners! I was eating this lovely guardsmare ass with the fish fork!">"...">>"yes, princess, I agree. It was kinda weird.">"This has to be a nightmare! Gods, I hope Luna never gets to know this, she would never shu-""But mom, she's right here-">>>"YES, WHY THANK YOU ANONYMOUS!! VERY HELPFUL!">"L-luna...??? W-what are you doing behind the b-bed...???""She was busy eating my ass before you entered the door! It was a team effor!! Friendship!!!">>>"Thou won't get any present from me, this year, just so thou know...">>"...weirdest way possible to get fired, oh goddess..."
>>41601665The Aristocrats!
Guys, I feel bad about all this "cucking celestia" talk...
>>41601665I don't care what Princess Celestia says, I WILL eat guardsmare ponut
>>41601701Then who should we cuck? Luna?
>>41601852https://twibooru.org/3082924It's a mare
>>41601701>>41601818Personally I prefer if it's less cucking Celestia and more Celestia's just exasperated and embarrassed by the whole thing
>Prince Anon comes to you for help wooing a guardsmare >Cast a simple love spell>The spell hits the wrong end of the mare>Anon drops to his knees and starts sloppily making out with the guardsmares ponut>The mare is both confused and overtaken by pleasure>Remember Celestia is giving a castle tour to some Saddle Arabian delegates>"And this is my sons room, he's quite the gentleman!"
>>41602563Time to try your hooves at transmutation magic cadence. Transform him into the guardsmare's panties and convince celestia that she just missed him
I think we're all ignoring the real question.How did the guard's ass taste?
>>41603139Evidently delicious given how obsessed anon tends to be over it
>>41593586>implying Celestia wouldn’t feel proud of her son turning mares into quivering drooling messes knowing all the hard work she put into him is finally paying off>Which eventually leads to her feeling sad and depressed, her son all grown up and eating ponuts left and right, when he should only be eating her divine ass, her ass was the first he tasted, her ass was the first we made cum, her ass should be the only one receiving the pleasure his tongue can give to a mare’s hole
>>41603187He probably tastes lots of different guards to compare the taste.
Gassy mare ponut is the best to eat
>>41604205Indians are not welcome.
>>41604233Good thing I'm white like James Joyce.
>>41604179Given how identical they look, that might be the only way he can tell them appart
>>41604179>one tastes like blueberry>another tastes like strawberry banana
>>41601701Don't be, she cucked her sister out of 1,000 years of ruling alongside her.
>>41605380>a thousand years of having her ponut eaten while her sister was in the moon...
>>41604236Didn't Mozart also make a lot of symphonies about farts?
>>41593586did she catch me rimming her sisters anus?
>>41595154>Celestia's so overjoyed to be reunited with her sister that she doesn't even think about the ramifications of Luna's dreamwalking until she's already had one of those Very Freudian Anon Dreams>she tells herself that it'll be fine, Luna has an entire kingdom's worth of dreamscape to patrol- what're the odds of her sister having looked in right when she and Dream!Anon were playing Conquering Barbarian and Spoils-of-War?
>>41605380It was Looners fault
I could really go for some bat flavored ponuts right now
>>41608796>let the bats out of the caves>they seduce your son
>>41593586mom would never let any guardsmare close
>>41608870Then how are they supposed to guard him?
>>41608851More like:>Let the bats out of the caves>Your son says he wants to 'eat something exotic' tonight
>>41608870>>41608898>Celestia's face when Anon insists having a guardsmare's ass on his face is VITAL to keeping him safe in the event the castle is attacked>The castle gets attacked>Somehow, it works
>>41607594I can see it.>Aunt Luna, sick of waiting for Celestia to get over these ridiculous modern taboos, starts seducing Anon in the dreamworld>his unconscious body, previously sleepwalking its' way to the royal pantry, starts to act out what he's doing in the dream>Guardsmare truly was just trying to escort the prince back to his mother's bedroom, but still wound up with royal tongue in her plot
>>41602563Regardless, wouldn’t any good parent ask first before doing this? Even part of Graceland is chained off to continue to respect Elvis Presley’s privacy even after his demise.
>>41609941>be Anon>Twilight prattling on and on at you about shit you have no comprehension of and less-than-zero interest in>got to get away from her before she literally bores you to death>can't just ditch Mom's favorite student, though- you need an excuse>notice Rarity bending over a nearby balcony>you've got it"brb PurpleSmart- gotta go eat Sugar-frosted Marshmallow Plotholes!">"...Sugar what? Marshmallow what-holes?!""...from a bag!"
>>41594169>and your niece
>>41611345>and your protégé
Harmony named me Princess Fucker.
>>41611573The six Princesses of Equestria>Princess Celestia>Princess Luna>Princess Cadance>Princess Twilight>Princess Flurry>Princess Fucker
>>41611617Imagine Celestia having to announce Princess Fucker at her coronation.
>>41611345Her pink booty probably tastes the best.
>>41611345>Tunnel buddies with Shining ArmorPretty nasty ngl
>>41611930>>41612966>YFW when Shinny's hinny tastes better
>>41611345>>41612966>Taco-tucked by Cadence and Gleaming ShieldThere, fixed it for you.
>>41601713Anon please sauce me
>>41614552>>41601869
>>41593817>Anon feels the same way and was subconsciously thinking of her sunnybuns the entire time>>41593861>implying Best Mom could/would conceive a child solely for the purpose of unloading the hot mess that is Rulership of Equestria on themSilly Anon, that's what the students are for!>>41600564>what alicorn milk does for a mf.png
>>41611930Pinkie probably tastes 90% of sugar.
>>41608898she will get normal male guards? or even bugs to guard you
>>41615566>male guardsOh, don't be ridiculous, Anon. Stallions can't protect. They're made to be protected.
>>41615560>high snowpity ponk syrup
>>41615560ponka sweats sugarjwshn
>>41615592Based, decorative colts should know their limits
>>41599901sos
>>41615592>Ponies think Celestia's one vice is having eye candy as a guard.>She's actually just really obsessive about protecting them and wants to be nearby just in case.
>>41617288Just in case she has to repopulate Equestria with the help of virile young stallions?
>>41593794tell that to the mares who've eaten my meat
>>41618086Sure.Where are they?
Bump
>>41593586C E L E S T I A ! !YOUR SON HAS RETURNED TO BURN CANTERLOT TO THE GROUND!!
>>41593586it was supposed to be her damn it
>>41620808he has to practice first
>>41620812Anons will stick their tongues in two hundred mare asses and then be like "I'm ready to settle down"
>>41615592The Princess of jobbing is gonna protect me? HA!>>41618086Damn, I need to plow this dimwit's pussy, ass, mouth and snowpity. I would love to watch her big teats bounce and jiggle as I piledrive her in the ass
>>41620970
Lets be honest if Anon was a prince he totally act like this guy
>>41622623how would Kuzco-non get along with the likes of Blueblood?
>>41601665>WILL YOU STOP EATING THAT GUARDSMARE WHILE I TALK TO YOU!?fucking lel
>>41623181They'd hate each other, but the guards prefer kuzco-non because hes fun to be around and breaks out into musical numbers, something ponies love.
>>41593863>The Ponut Princekek. I don't know why but I wanted to do a small clop prompt where momlestia spends her nights listening to anon fuck his way through the castle mares.https://ponepaste.org/10466>>41597058goddammit Hugh would you write some green manit's been too long since momlestia has lived
>>41615592>>41617288Are they’re any stories like this, where she collects the most incapable Stallions just so she can feel like a mother? It sounds both cute and depressing at the same time