>he really thinks mares want to fuck with human men
>>41657022it's not about what the mares want.
>>41657022>he really thinks the mares have a choice
>>41657022S-Shut up!She will love me!
>>41657022Irl mares tend to get jealous when their handlers don't give them enough attention or tend to other horses I think ponies won't differ as much especially when they get scritches behind the ears
>>41657385>irl mares get jealouss...sugoi
There would be at least 1 mare that's into xenophilia
>>41657022It's true. They just want to rape human men instead.
>>41657394They do all sorts of silly things to pout or get attention nipping you at your legs or feet purposely getting stuck or getting stuff stuck on them only (you) can remove nudging pushing even other mares away
>>41657022Don't worry, there'll be plenty left over for (You).
>>41657733bratty mares, brushie correction required
>>41657022what compels ESL to brew up such awful threads?
>>41657733>"Goodness, Twilight.">"If Anonymous even so much as looks in another mare's direction you can't take your eyes off him.">"What happened between you two, hm?">"Did he find a good spot behind your ear~?"
>>41657022at least twilight wanted to fuck with Flash Sentry, so...
>>41657768instead of complaining, turn slide threads into good ones. That'd require you to have the barest amount of creativity though and you don't. Go back to your favorite general and read someone else's greentext.
>>41657733>>41657791
>>41657022LMFAO Twilight is down for Gryphons and Diamond Dogs but not you twilards
>>41657022>he posts the one, canonical, certified monkey-fuckerDidn't think that one through, did you sport?
>>41657385>>41657733>purposely getting stuckAnon is really kind to Derpy and she appreciates it and crushes on him. He is also nice to other ponies, so Derpy does things to get his attention.>accidents>nudging him for attention and playing it off like she's just airheaded>getting stuckIt works because of her reputation for being a simpleton when its really because of her wonky depth perception and fat ass. It works on Anon and he thinks she genuinely needs his help. She monopolizes him as best as possible, stalling until she can make him hers.
>>41657022This is why true brony autists like me have an OC
>>41657733>>41658056>pout or get attentionAnon is one of the only creatures in Ponyville who wears clothes regularly, so he automatically becomes Rarity's best customer, and she starts to crush on him from spending so much time around him and measuring his large human body. He's friendly with the other ponies but Rarity tries to monopolize his time. >pouts when he has plans with other ponies>asks him to help in her workshop, where his hands can reach things, manipulate pins/needles, etc>invites him to fancy parties, for which she "absolutely must design (You) a new outfit">at said parties, inserts herself between him and other mares, glares at them behind his backShe tells Anon it's because he's "the only one who appreciates her work in this town" and how his human body is "a unique canvas for fashion". Anon buys this and thinks Rarity is just living up to her reputation as the element of generosity. Everypony else just thinks Rarity's a dirty monkey-fucker.
>>41657768It's a roastie
>>41658246I cringed
>>41658378>Everypony else just thinks Rarity's a dirty monkey-fucker.and they're right
Mares are canonically attracted to stallions. Humans don't belong in Equestria
>>41658542I'm canonically attracted to mares. I belong in Equestria.
