What would a Elon-produced MLP be like?
How would Lauren Faust feel about this?
>>41687341Damn fucker is ugly as shit immersion ruined.
>>41687341>What would a Elon-produced MLP be like?Game of Thrones (sex, gore, politics, etc) with ponies.The show will be set during the pre-Equestria times.
>>41687341Just bring Lauren back
>>41687392I don't know how you managed to make a more dogshit premise than G%
>>41687341They would drive cyber trucks and there would be a pony that mines bitcoin
>>41687347Anon wants to see some beautiful man
>>41687341the new norm but pony
>>41687402>youOP asked about Elon. Elon doesn't give a fuck about the opinions of /mlp/.
>>41687415Nice try Elon I know it's you
>>41687341Why'd you make another Elon thread? We already have that
>>41687341>more space themes>sci fiction and magic stuff >more adventures>plones are canon>transformers crossover is in the show>anti woke and serious topics to counter Disney>Brian Goldner would've approved
>>41687392>Oh yes, yes, the alicorns and windigos and Discord are on their way! They're coming!>But meanwhile, General Whipped Cream starts swinging around her HUGE snowpity like wr-wr-wr-wr-wr-wr and her opponent Captain Frosting who also has a BIG snowpity starts thinking of how to maneuver around Cream's big fat succulent snowpity and she's thinking about how it just pities snowily in the evening light.
He would probably rename everypony to have some retarded name like "TW1LX"
>>41687434I want to cum inside Droner.
>Will have to watch Optimus Doge defeat Megatrans and the Deceptiwokes while talking about how human characters that look suspiciously like his children should stop rejecting contact with their father, Eron Must
Newfags don't know that Elon Musk already produced a cartoon and it's exactly what he wants MLP to be:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZOjG0tk3c
>>41687341about as good as the cybertruck, Elon's first non-derivative car design post-Tesla acquisition.
>>41687479wow k1no
>>41687479My God, he's just Tamers but rich.
>>41687496Less poop but more currentday politics, which is arguably worse.
>>41687410
>>41687341>two of these threads up at once
>>41687479This is the most unfunny shit I've ever seen what the fuck
>*makes snarky fun commen-*>eLoN iS cOnSiDeRINg bUyInG tHiNg!!!!!!!!!!!!!if I was him I'd also play all the media outlets for fun. it's just so easy
>>41687496His first act is to put Tamers in charge of running MLP
>elon thread during pajeet hoursyou streetshitters need to go back to /g/
>>41687479this is so bad it's like a satire on woke millennial humor
>>41687479This feels like a satire of conservative comedy.
Yesterday's satire is tomorrow's reality.
Ask ChatGPT to write an MLP episode plot. Then make the episode exclusively with AI slop.There, that's what it would be like.
>>41687743>The Lost Star>Plot: The episode begins with the citizens of Ponyville preparing for the annual Starry Night Festival, a celebration of the stars and the magic they bring to Equestria. Twilight Sparkle, who’s been organizing the event, is excited about unveiling a new celestial map that shows the constellations in perfect alignment. She shares her enthusiasm with her friends: Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy.>However, the night before the festival, a mysterious storm cloud appears over the Everfree Forest, blocking the stars. Twilight and her friends are baffled, as they’ve never seen anything like it. The storm cloud grows stronger and darker, and as the festival begins, the stars above suddenly vanish entirely, throwing Ponyville into complete darkness. The festival is at risk, and everypony is worried.>Twilight Sparkle feels responsible, as she was in charge of ensuring the festival would go smoothly. Determined to fix things, she asks Princess Luna for help. Luna reveals that the storm cloud is not a natural occurrence but a result of an ancient magical disturbance. The storm is the work of a lost star, a once-glorious celestial entity that was cast out of the sky long ago due to a mistake it made. The star, named Astron, had long since disappeared, but the magic it unleashed is still lingering, causing the storm.>To restore balance, Twilight and her friends must venture into the Everfree Forest to find Astron, who may still be hidden there. But the journey isn’t easy. The storm clouds are tricky and keep changing, and they must navigate through strange magical phenomena that make it hard to tell what’s real. Fluttershy’s compassion helps calm some of the creatures they meet, and Rainbow Dash uses her flying skills to lead the group through the storm.>When they find Astron, they discover that the lost star is not a creature or a pony, but a magical being made entirely of stardust and light. It feels misunderstood and lost, unsure of how to fix the mistake it made long ago. The group helps Astron understand that mistakes can be forgiven and that its light can shine once again if it makes things right. With the ponies’ encouragement, Astron uses its magic to dispel the storm and restore the stars to the sky.>Back in Ponyville, the night sky sparkles brighter than ever before, and the festival resumes. The ponies thank Astron for its help, and Twilight reflects on how sometimes the solution to a problem isn’t about perfection but about working together and learning from mistakes.>Lesson of the episode: Even the brightest stars can get lost, but with kindness, understanding, and teamwork, we can find our way back to the light.>End scene: The ponies enjoy the Starry Night Festival, dancing under the twinkling sky as Astron watches from afar, its light a permanent part of the night sky.Eh nah, expecting something of this level from Elon feels a tad much.
>>41687341Ponies would realize that people with differing opinions (eg Starlight Glimmer) need not be ostracized and villainized, and that everyone's opinion should be heard, even if (You) think it is a horrible opinion.
>>41687341No He should keep his hands off of Hasbro, he's nothing but trouble literally, he's done enough damage.
>>41687342Probably mild disgust but I doubt she'll care if he lets her back into MLP.
>>41687652>conservative >comedyThat is literally what you linked.
>>41687341You people realize even if he did buy the franchise he wouldn’t personally be directing anything for it right? It would be delegated to someone, probably a new guy after he fires all the paper pushers and die hires in the company. He already knows what works and would just do that.
>>41687438>Sunset found Twilight squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water. When she closed her eyes at last, Twilight did not know whether she would be strong enough to open them again.>She dreamt of her dead brother.
>>41687479It is still better than whatever Hasbro has planned for the franchise.
>>41687341I’m more of an Elon-neutral person but I’d rather watch more tamers than an MLP made by him. Remember New Norm? Rich right wingers have thoroughly humiliated right wing artists with cheap anti-SJW schlock for too long and I’ll die before watching them ruin MLP too. Of course if he wanted to hire a true right wing creative as shoe runner I promise I’d turn it into the comfy pony show with hints of background ethnostate that it should always have been.
>>41687341I refuse to believe this is real.It must be a satire article or tweet or something.I would not be able to stand the thought of Elon actually owning the rights to MLP.
>>41688064Elon will OWN your waifu and you will have nothing.
>>41687750It reads like if some copy-pasted synopsis from already made episodes, duct-taped together in Word and then said "Episode done!" No surprise people says ChatGPT is just Autocorrect in steroids.Still true tho. Musk couldn't even do something as basic as copy-pasting old scripts.
>>41687479THE NEW NORM AIN’T THE SAME AS THE OLD NORM
>>41687479>new fagsThat show literally came out this year, bub
>>41688006I was wondering why no one brought this up and why every anon here thinks that Elon would personally be directing shows. If he did direct something anyways it’d be at best mediocre, and at worst another The New Norm anti SJW slop type show with a AI generated script and theme song.
>>41687750who the fuck is astron
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>>41688231Thanks!
The killer move would be to buy JUST rights to ponies and make D&D like content with ponies, and make it better than D&D, dethroning it.
>>41688263oy vey ponyim you cant just give out my royalty free ideas like that! think of the six million bits I'll lose.
Worst case scenario is he makes season 10 and continues from where The Last Problem left off with Creaturequestria, Twiraffe, the mane six are all crusted up roasties, Appledash are a stereotypically miserable lesbian couple, Rarity keeps hitting on stallions half her age, and Fluttercord is real.
>>41687973Matt Walsh is funnier than anything shat out by a 9 figure corporate production company in the last decade
>>41688334>Matt WalshWho? I don't keep track of ecelebs.
>>41688449NTA but Matt Walsh is another one of those dailywire guys who produces normie conservative content. He made some "What is a woman" movie that people on both political aisles wouldn't stfu about.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAKE YOUR TECHNOSHIT OUT OF MY FANTASY MARESREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGo fly your shitbox tesla into a black hole you soulless plutocrat.
>>41688061I would watch BAP directed MLP
>>41688449Cross between Borat and a Daily Show "correspondent" from 15 years ago. Also did a Judge Judy-style series which was great. When he's not making movies he's a podcaster, militant anti-tranny crusader, and twitter shit-stirrer.>>41688514"Normie conservative" is basically just Fox News. What percentage of people in the country have ever even heard of Daily Wire?
>>41687563I demand this to happen
>>41687341There's already a thread for this retard.
>>41688630I demand you go 'ack troon
>>41687479It might actually be worse than the Bored Ape NFT cartoon.
>>41687479I don't think Elon had anything to do with this.
>>41688334Are you retarded mister?
>>41688571>he's a podcasterThis should be a mark of shame upon someone's soul.
>>41688973>you're not allowed to publicly express your opinions unless a corporate media outlet has given you a platformhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732921034320130.webm
>>41688571>podcaster>twitter shit-stirrerSo an egotistical frogposter?>making moviesA *rich* egotistical frogposter, got it. I'll go right back to not caring about him now, thank you.
>>41689010His reporting began a chain of events leading to an upcoming supreme court case that could ban child sex changes nationwide. Ask your troon friends if they care about that.https://x.com/benryanwriter/status/1862387983816499420https://x.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1861847085869318464
>>41689016He just doesn't sound interesting. It's clear he's an important person to you, but please don't take it personally when I don't want to dedicate time and energy to learn about anti-sjw personality #6135.
>>41689016>ban child sex changes nationwideBased
>>41687392It wouldnt change much.Maybe a bit of political propaganda tho
>>41689042Thankfully his effectiveness isn't dependent on whether you're "interested" in him or not.
>>41689065Okay? That's also true of the CEO of Walmart, and of the local drug dealer. I'm not sure why you're telling me this.
>>41689089Simply to remind you that you're clinging to dying institutions whose relevance is fading.
>>41688314>Rarity keeps hitting on stallions half her ageBased Rarafags always winning, no matter how old she gets we'll still have a shot
>>41689016If they dont also ban circumcision it will be a disgrace for human rights.
I for one welcome our billionaire autistic overlord and say, Hasjew is dead, long live Hasbro
>>41688990Lmao that hairline.
>>41687479Why are people falling for this bait?Elon is as much involved with this cartoon as Linkara is involved in OneyPlays you tube channel. Adam Carolla sucking his dick doesnt mean Elon even know what that is
>>41689092Are these "dying institutions" in the room with us right now?>>41689140>every problem in the show is solved via the ponies using their X, The Everything Appbut>SpaceX rockets now have Princess Luna emblazoned on the noseconesIs it worth it?
>>41688314Ok but say it restarted from like the end of season 2. What would you keep from the remainder of the series?I think the Sombra and Crystal Empire should stay. I'd keep Glimmer, but not as a main character. Discord wouldn't be reformend and I might keep the "mean 3" story arc just to play it straight, have Grogar actually be Discord, but that he was the evil mastermind, not the silly billy "i did it for your growth uwu" faggot he was.Obviously I'd also keep Golly, but not be a child hating millennial about her. Perfect Pear would stay too. Most of season 4 would go, but a lot of season 5 can stay.Umm..
>>41689324>from like the end of season 2Already too late to save.
>>41687395This.
>>41689340Where would you restart from then?
>>41688263We already got D&D ponies in the late seasons and it's unwatchable
>>41688314This is the proper continuation of the show>M6 all have husbands and kids>Male main 6 are introduced and take over the elements of harmony>Old characters make semi regular cameos
I can't wait to tune into G6 in 2026 and have to watch an episode where Rainbow Dash gives up being a Wonderbolt to join the Space X crew while in the B-plot, Twilight is trying to find long forgotten 420Doge magic.
>>41688177A star.Didn't you fucking read?
>>41689413That'd be so dope imagine the hilarity.
>>41688026Was Sunset turned on?
>>41689594yes, of course
>>41687341He'd hire the people who made the show successful and let them run it.He would make a Haber pony who gets shit on.
>>41688630Would be better than G5. Maybe he could also convince Elon to buy the rights to Sonic Underground for him.
>>41687563>>41689672tamers shills please shut the fuck up. Elon would C&D tamers for the groomer shit he makes.
>>41689676BASED SEEDS
>>41689676wtf Babsflaggot suddenly base?
>>41689676>Elon would C&D tamers for the groomer shit he makes.I was sceptical about this idea at first, but now I actually want Elon to buy Hasbro.
>>41689723>monkey's paw curls>he c&d's every other pony animation as well
>>41689747Putting adult content behind a digital ID verification system is coming. The responsibility has to be put on web hosters to not make that content easily accessible.Boorus already tag adult content and are ready to comply with that kind of legislation. Tamers is someone who lies on purpose. The internet is not the same place it was in the early 2010s.
>>41688334Imagine finding a boring idiot funny.
>>41689781People will kiss the ass of whoever says what they want to hear, no matter how much of an unfunny retard the talker is.
>>41687341I bet he would make Fallout Equestria: The Animated Series after sending a couple goons to do 2 seconds of market research
>>41689801Spending millions of dollars because of a factoid he heard on the internet once (oh it's the longest piece of fiction in history or some shit) sounds like that 'tard.
>>41689762Tbf, I can kinda respect Tamers for sticking to the shitposting spirit of yore. That digital ID stuff is honestly terrifying, governments can't help but throttle the internet
>>41689413That sounds cooler than you intended it to sound
>>41690239tamers makes groomer content and lies to youtube when they ask if his content is safe for all ages
>mlpol is actually delusional enough to think elon musk would do anything but denounce mlp as "degenerate woke" and shitcan itBad enough I have to see constant twitter screencap threads about this shiteater on /g/. Now /mlp/ needs to be marred by it too?
>>41689413>Rainbow Dash quits being an astronaut after waiting several hours just for multiple scrubs
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>>41687341Trans people in every episode. Crypto and NFT integration into DnD and MLP. AI generated scripts to save money. Topical, political themed episodes that promote Musk's personal feelings of the day. Basically, MLP will be no escape. It will become the news.But wait! There's more!Elon Musk is going to be put in charge of the FTC and most of the regulatory agencies in general. He can approve any merger he wants, clearing the way for a media mega-corporation. And with the regulatory agencies remade to suit his personal needs, he can shut down any competition.The New Norm will be the new norm. Elon Musk will take over every IP you care about, every media outlet and platform you watch and turn it into the news. They will all become low-effort (to save money) spambots that repeat the 'correct' opinion on whatever topical issue is buzzing on Twitter at the moment.You don't like it and complain on 4chan about how much new MLP sucks? 'LOL! How much is 4chan?' And then you're banned. Yes, we're seriously headed toward the future where anyone who critcises musk gets their company bought out and them fired.
>>41688006Firing eOne staff would be doing Hasbro a favor. Those fuckers turned all cartoons for 7-12yo into preschool shit, because that's the only thing they did at eOne. Why the fuck Hasbro put them in charge of Hasbro Studio (which made cartoons for older kids before eOne got involved) is beyond me.>But Hasbro sold eOneNot their cartoon division. Look it up, eOne people are still in charge of Hasbro cartoons.
>>41687341Would Elon even care about MLP? No, I think hed just leave it as is — which is basically a dead franchise
>>41690615I don't think so, that would be his advisors asking what to do, maybe a new show, as a businessman he will compare which was the most and the best working : G4.‘let's do a reboot of this. this style people like, add more nerd stuff, you want the budget? there you go, one billion i think that works, get the best artists and character designer, and writers.’
>>41690584>How much is 4chanThis won't happen, gookmoot hates Musk
>>41690784He's going to control the FTC in a few months. Even if the guy is determined not to sell, Musk can force him to sell any american parts of the business or shut him down in the USA.
>>41690584Haha man that'd be so awful if everything got agglomerated into a centralized machine that refocused a formerly diverse information space into a new regime always focused on a narrow, self-supporting message and ever marching in lockstep with itself like could you imagine if that had happened how horrible it would be I mean thank God it's the kind of thing only a billionaire would do, and definitely not something you'd see from some kind of middle class employment network for awarding idle sinecures to loyalists funded through parasitizing the working class.
>>41690784>he's replying to a literal parody account
>>41687342She will move to the UK
>>41690803Kek. You ain't wrong, but maybe try some grammar next time.>>41690804They aren't sending their best
>>41687750This is better written than most S2-S9 episodes, roflmao.Also this episode is pretty much just the fantastical version of that robot lost in space plot V'Ger from Star Trek or the orbital station from Space Odyssey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4bsDFyecN8&ab_channel=CertifiablyIngame
>>41690686The lack of budget hasn't been much of a problem, Anon. Both 2017 movie and ANG movie didn't have Dreamwords-level budget, but they still looked good.
>>41687341>elon adds anon and makes mlp a harem seriesplease lord it would be so funny
Elon couldn't even get rid of a Twitter loginwall. If he buys Hasbro, everything would stay the same. CEO is a CEO, regardless of weed memes.
>>41687341I bet he'd just let people who know what they have create G6 and side stuff for G4 autists, I doubt he'd be involved in the production much unless he has to deal with another Josh Haber.
>>41687341Finishing the ace thruster movie.
>>41690550Gotta admit that looks better actually.
>>41687341good
not sure really
>>41690254>denounce mlp as "degenerate woke" and shitcan itHe liked G4 when it was airing though and understands why things like the friendship school are bad (if he kept up with it that long)
>>41691087It really is something to imagine, that this isn't literally impossible. Insanely unlikely, but it COULD happen. What a world we live in.
He watched G4 so probably better than late seasons.>AAA V4
>>41690584Can't tell if this is just shitposting.
Why are people still spam baking and moss delete your post if you point it out?
>>41694081not sure
>>41688263I can confirm this works great. I've been running a game in the MLP Renegade system for almost a year, with only one other ponyfag at the table. Its set in Empty Horizons au and all the players love it.
>>41695029dnd game system but for ponies?
THANK GOD FOR ELON MUSK
>>41688263>Baldur's Gate but ponies
>>41696085Renegade was contracted to create and publish a universal stem for Hasbro IPs. They've got a book for GI Joe, Transformers, and pony. It's the same ruleset reskinned for each franchise. The first round of expansion books are due to be released soon, I think.
>>41696737>>Baldur's Gate 3, but poniesI'm not saying it's a bad idea, but isn't it too radical even for Musk?
This is my honest take based on>>41694551 and >>41691653 from the other bread.>Musk has no clue what to do with all these brands>Decides to let creatives run wild with better project management than meddling boomer executives, e.g. the ones who decided Celestia needed to be a princess and not a queen, or the ones who thought making a Littlest Pet Shop movie into MLP (Equestria Girls) was a good idea.Result:>1000+ years before FiM ''D&D style adventure show''>Awesome, badass, adorable horses from mythology and not schoolgirls crap>Either will do really well and break into the general audiences OR flop and burn and die the brand forever
>>41696999Trips has decided: Musk will buy it and give us a glorious prequel series we all deserved, and be the perfect balance between adorable and badass.
