>"You had sex with a-">"...A what?!?">"With a HUMAN?">"AHAHAHA! That is so LAME!">"I'm gonna tell Applejack and Rarity!">"Human fucker! HUMAN FUCKER!">"Hey everypony, get a load of this! She's a unicycle lover!"
>>42797494unicyclelike, cause ponies can't do that?
>>42797494>rape
>>42797494Says the pony who gets cummed in by anons every week.
>>42797539She's trying to get the heat off herself
>>42797573>Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy fucks human guys!
>>42797539>"Yeah, so what?">"Getting cummed in isn't sex. Sex is when you kiss and hold hooves like what you were doing."
>>42798317But, Rainbow Dash, we have kissed and held hooves...well, hooves and hands, don't you remember our date to Sugarcube Corner?
>>42798317You whaa whaaaa I CAN'T BREATHE AHAHAHHAAHHAA I CAN'T BREATHE YOU MOTHERFUCKER AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA RIP Vogelchad - died of laughter from the element of loyalty, no less.
>>42797539>>42798247Human fucker hooves typed this post
>>42799058Hey! I don't fuck humans! I just like human fucking sex!
>>42798273I'm sure Pinkie would save the day by singing a song about how great it is to fuck humans>>42798317>kiss and hold hoovesLewd
