What NFL teams would the characters root for?I see Applejack as a Cowboys fanWhile RD is a chargers fan.
>>43339310I have sportsball fatigue
>>43339311Gosh, it's no good to be so tired, you know. What would your waifu think?
>>43339310I have sportsball fatigue...
>>43339313You're so right, babe
>>43339310ponies only like tennis
>>43339310My lovely Glim Glam would be a SeaHawks fan because Fuck You that's why!
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>>43339310Luna wouldn't know shit about modern sports just like me!
YOU GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOTS CAN'T DRAFT FOR SHIT FUCK ALL YOU MORONS DO IS REACH AND TAKE 'PROJECTS' OVER NEED, YOU VALUE YOUR FUCKING DRAFT CRUSHES OVER NEEDANY OTHER GM AND COACH WOULD BE GONE AFTER YOUR FUCKING TREY NOBODY FUMBLEYOU'RE WHY WE'LL NEVER WIN ANOTHER SUPERB OWL FUCK YOU SHANAHAN FUCK YOU LYNCH
>>43339322We should make a /mlp/ fantasy baseball league.>But footba-Baseball mogs.
>>43339321This Anon probably follows polo, kek
Fluttershy roots for all the bird teams but she has distinct preferences.>seahawks are her least favorite because the name makes you think it's gonna be about an osprey but the logo is very clearly not an osprey, she is very very annoyed by this>ravens are next, the logo isn't focused on the bird enough and she found out it's about a poem rather than actually appreciating the bird in question which makes her a teeny bit grumpy>eagles are in the middle, eagles are fine birds and the logo is a nice-looking eagle, no complaints>cardinals are her second favorite, she likes the silly cartoon cardinal and she appreciates that the team has fans even though they've struggled for so long, she wants to see them win>falcons are her favorite because while the new logo may be angry and not very fun she thinks the old logo is just the cutest bird she's ever seen, she just wants to pet it and take care of it and make sure it's the happiest silly falcon in the world
>>43339323You replied to the wrong person, I am obviously fuming over my team's front offices SPECTACULAR fails in drafting and building a team that isn't too fucking old and can't stay healthy.Ain't about no stick ball, either.
>>43339322To be fair when they draft for need they fuck it up worst of all.
>>43339330>Ain't about no stick ball, either.But me like stick ball :(
>>43339332>Slowman Thomas>Drake Jackson>Javon KinlawI'm serious, please help.
>>43339338It's okay I'm sure Mykel Williams isn't the next in a line of first-round DL busts. This time it'll work.
>>43339353It's our management, Lynch is an idiot who doesn't limit Shanachoke's involvement in personell issues.You know he literally got the GM job by just answering the fucking phone?They must have some sick dirt on Jed York to still have jobs.
>>43339365I'm personally not looking forward to when they're fired and Jed immediately gives Josh McDaniels the HC job, but I get your frustrations.
What sports will still be recognizable in 150 years, and how does this compare to the speed at which sports in Equestria evolve?
>>43339367>when you keep overpaying old veterans and don't cultivate any young talent>when your best coaches are gone>when the electrical substation
>Illegal motion; Offense. Too many ponies on the field.
>>43339310>sports an eyepatch>still wears lashesbased?
Stop bitchingAt least the Equestrian hoofball (I genuinely hate this idea) teams aren't solely composed of zebras and Saddle arabians.
>>43339326luv me autistic animal waifu
>>43339310Applejack would be a college football fanatic along with the rest of the apple family. She would hate the Cowboys and root for the Texans or Colts.>>43339330I see you too are a Saints fan>>43339333*cries in Angels fan* at least I caught a game a few years back with another horsefucker, that was comfy>>43340937FUCK YOU ZIGGER THAT WAS A PASS INTERFERENCE AND YOU WERE FUCKING BLIND FUCK YOU
>You wanna break that one down for the viewers at home, John?>"Sure thing, Al!">"Ok, so uhh-, so you got Miss Rarity an- and she's set up in the shotgun and whats- ,what's gonna happen is..>[INCOHERENT DRAWING ON SCREEN INTENSIFIES]>"-And bing bang boom, tough actin' tinactin, you got a touchdown!"
Hey Mike, first time long time.What did you think of the Ponyville Elements and their shocking upset win over the Appleloosa Apples?I'll hang up and listen
>>43339310Dash would like the Loins because, like her, they're mentally retarded.
>>43341595No that would be pic related if you want a retarded team
>>43339310>flag troon is also a normalfagMany such cases!
>>43341637>He thinks sportsball niggers are normal
>>43339310We know the answer to this question already
>>43339310I thought about it before, and came to these conclusions:RD - EaglesPonk - GiantsAJ - Texans (Granny Smith still calls them Oilers)Fluttershy - DolphinsRarity - RamsTwilight - Commanders
>>43343491>Pinkie would like the GiantsBut...they are the precise OPPOSITE of 'fun' and 'party'...they're more like 'death' and 'brian daboll'..
>>43343491Hat pony would be a Dallas fan because >They're EQUESTRIA'S TEAM, gotdangit!
Apparently Rainbow Dash is a Packers fanYayyyy
>>43343829Aw c'mon, the Giants are a giant shitpost of a team, which is why Famous Jameis is their QB
>>43339310>caring about sportsball filled with niggermen in tightsWe need Total Football Death.