dead congregation editionold: >>123608055faq: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
first for trad doom
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Inquisition is USBM and I won't entertain any debates on the subject
BLAST
What's with all the boring editions lately
>mogs the fuck out of your pedofuckanalrapegrind or whatever the fuck you niggas listen to
>>123623249Correct.
>>123623035Correct.
pedofuckanalrapegrind reigns supreme.
>>123623249Fuck off creep
>>123623223too bad you were late to make a Kristian edition
>>123623223>I NEED shitposting or forced memes in my OP
>>123623052Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
The Black Metallers are eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!
>>123623079>Inquisition is American't black metalYou don't say.Lol
>>123623081>when THAT riff starts playing in Violent Waves
I took a big USBM today
>>123623492They're responsible for Covid too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP5bCLJVLIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP5bCLJVLIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP5bCLJVLI
>>123623081
>Judas Priest are selling tickets to The Soundcheck Experience>"an up close & personal soundcheck and meet & greet with Ritchie Faulkner and Scott Travis"Fucking LOL
>>123623081https://youtu.be/yVKDhdJoaI0?si=7yoxdc2VefE7rR2U
>>123622987Good non sludge/doom style metal (thrash, death, black) with considerable noise rock influences?
>>123623947Pyrrhon
>>123623947Are you thinking about stuff like Pyrrhon or Krallice? It's a trash combo, desu
>>123623947Liturgy (worshipped and beloved here btw)
>>123623947Cephalic Carnage, Dodecahedron. There are also these hardcore-ish bands like The Dillinger Escape Plan, Botch, etc. but maybe they're beyond what you're interested in.
Thoughts?
>>123624235Prayers.
Rec me bands that sound like Morbid Angel and Immolation.
Is it a good idea to start with classic bands first and then move on to newer stuff?
>>123624378Krisiun
Very respectfully, Burzum sounds like white noise but loud and unpleasant.
>>123624425Always, don’t have to get deep but it’s the best starting point
>>123624425Starting your metal-journey with diapershit is a surefire way of ruining your experience.
>>123624446Grow up
List of good 1980s death metal albums>Altars of Madness>Consuming ImpulseThat's it
>>123624425Idk but I'm an autist and MUST do it that waySometimes I put on newer bands because otherwise I'd never get to them this way lol
Hear me out: Knocked loose
> full dynamic range editionwhat does this mean?
>>123624515It means it sounds like dogshit
>>123624506That’s decent autism
>>123624425"Listening chronologically" never works unless you're genuinely autistic
>>123624544It works if you aren’t autistic about it actually, just listen to a couple albums from earlier classic bands than move on
Post albums that sound better the more you listen to them.
>>123624647It’s like Metallica but…..good
>>123624647Those are called good albums
Are pinch harmonics based or cringe?
Does anyone else get the feeling that this is almost entirely tongue-in-cheek and these guys are taking the piss?
Can someone explain why blut aus nord is so overhyped? I haven't heard anything I dislike but I don't get the hype the internet has over this band, I've gone back multiple times to listen and still can't figure out what makes them so revered by the metal scene
>>123624446pretty much, after listening to fart shartbath he'll hate metal
>>123624725I really like Ultima Thulee, Memoria Vetusta I, and The Work Which Transforms God but they have become increasingly unlistenable over the years. Like pic related is complete dogshit
>>123624725They’re originators and spawned many copies
>>123623081Symphoshit supremacyhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lD7bVijlm0PmiyrwdYaPnnw_eXQOn_DMA&si=UH788NQf6Q-Dgec_
>>123624720>Does anyone else get the feeling that this is almost entirely tongue-in-cheek and these guys are taking the piss?this feels like a good chunk of nsbm bands, they'd probably tone it down if it didn't make redditors and politispergs endlessly seethe or autistically justify why they totally can't support a band because NaZiS
>>123624425start with the classics - Katatonia, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Korn, Dream Theater, Slipknot.
>>123624764why can't they ignore it?
>>123624725I'd have said The Work Which Transforms God was one of the first "dissoshit" albums that really broke into more mainstream awareness, at least from what I noticed. He also had some popularity from the earlier albums.I really don't like Work, never got the appeal, but if it's more because it was a lot of people's first time hearing something like that it means the band gets a lot of clout even if everything that came after is less interesting.To me I just stick around for the first 2 albums, and then the Memoria Vetusta series. There was also one 777 album I liked but it still wasn't amazing.
>>123624720Definitely some of it. Evgeniks is my favorite album by them.
>>123624785You can't recommend starting with the peak of metal first, it needs to be a gradual progression
>>123624720I'm pretty sure there are true believers who hate this band for that exact reason, I know I've seen it before online
>>123624789because they're faggots who need to insert politics into everything they touch, if you ever need a good laugh go to r/rabm and see the mental gymnastics and utter autism that comes from these people>https://www.reddit.com/r/rabm/comments/wig59x/what_are_your_guilty_pleasure_bands_if_any/
This is like proto-crossover or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjD_fYtbaLI
>>123624836Both sides are typically equally as bad, but as someone who likes laughing at lyrics that go so political they go goofy, Dawn Ray'd is the fucking worst for it.>PRISON IS REALLY MEAN AND BAD >:(
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726411820889496.webm
>>123624836Had a good laugh reading that thread. Fucking hell. Anyway BLASTING metal punk now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siPwhzJZntE
>>123624979Kys
>>123624647All Gotsu Totsu Kotsu albums for me, at first listen I thought they were just okay but now they are among my favorites.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ny_HvSvpo
>>123624647Strange production, it always takes a couple of minutes for my ears to get accustomed to the sound whenever I put it on, but their best songs are on this album. Been listening to it for 20 years and sometimes I still discover hidden details I missed before.
>Garden, still and cold>Leaves once green turned to gold>Wrapped in fields, eternal sky>I bid farewell, I die...>Birds of the night, sing my songs>Ocean of tears, leads so long>Solitude of my spirit, I am free>Now I am dead forever>Storms of sadness cleanse my wings>I dwell in grief after I die>The landscapes so below>I harken up, the sunset choir>Sings from the palace of frost>The place where I shall dwell now>The palace for the lostabsolute kino Swedish cringe
>>123624995mean
>>123624725Never liked it too much, I prefer metal to be more street and in your face, but no doubt this project spawned a whole subgenre within black metal.
>>123625033Gets boring as fuck after 2 songs
>>123625166It's not for everybody. Try this first.
>tfw want to grow out my pedostache again but now every single fucking sóyboy has onemotherfuckersit makes me older anyway, whateverbeards are for fags and NOT metal btw
>>123625216B-b-based!!!!
>>123625216Why would I listen to this when I could just listen to JRPG OSTs instead
>>123623947wulkanaz
>>123624725they're dissoshit heavy hitters but also fake drums heavy hitters
>>123624700basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvMuf8M1ZZI
Any metal about white dudes fucking ethnic women
>>123624647Anything by Defeated Sanity.Also their new album is looking like it's gonna be one of the best of the year.
>>123623947try Sectioned
>>123625480>arghoslent-rape of a slave
(Early) Blut aus NordRuins of BeverastDarkspaceLunar Aurora
>>123625719Correct.
>>123624720I read it's the same guy as Muhammad Pedophile, if true he likely enjoys watching midwits seethe by any means
>>123625719Germanic atmoshit, not my favorite but pretty good
>>123625719>Ruins of BeverastOnly some really, stuff like Thule is really meh
>>123625788Completely mogs American atmoshit. Why can’t USBM into atmoshit?
>>123625882What can USBM into?
This is greathttps://youtu.be/hdVxEa6cOuA
>>123625887Nothing really. Everything decent is isolated cases. Inquisition, demoncy, profanatica
>>123623079>>123625914Alright, where do I start with Inquisition?
>>123624647Obtained Enslavement - Witchcraft
>>123626031so tired of covers like this
>>123625882I Shalt Become mogs all of that shit
All metal bands should have blank covers and untitled tracks
>>123626206I've listened to Poison so I now disagree.
>>123624515means theres more of a range between volumes thats it. quiets are more quiet compared to how loud the louds are. Why this is important in a death metal album I don't know. Maybe Mr. Bungle could benefit from it
>>123625987Chronological
>>123624515not brickwalled
The guy who covered all the solos on Epitaph by Necrophagist without a backing track makes avant-garde technical metal and experimental music similar to Behold the Arctopus and Psyopus, but with perhaps more of an IDM and noise influence, as there is s lot of abstract electronics that sometimes take the leading role. For real weirdos only.https://youtu.be/AWFYf2b-b8U?si=MKe6pi5JZiTf1b35https://youtu.be/EtJV4K76cJo?si=a5Pr9uyvYETRv8jp
>>123626445If you're into the docket printer track, you may be interested in the Scissor Shock rabbit hole. https://youtu.be/HyRXw7iSPaI?si=omXrA175z7PHFN-a
do YOU play guitar? what amp do you use?
>>123626550I use no amp because my jack is broken and semi-hollow is hollow enough that it can be loud enough as long as I play incredibly punkishly.
>>123625903This was just alright the first time I listened to it but I went back to it with headphones and the riffs revealed themselves to me. First song is especially good
Carcass - Necroticism
>>123626550ME CANNOT GUITARTOO MANY STRINGME SMASH DRUMS
Enforcer - Nostalgia
>>123626550I play bass and use Fender Rumble 40 which is good enough for my apartment
>>123623081Not Metal! Not listening!
>>123626626based carcass enjoyer
>>123623972>>123624017>PyrrhonGay
>>123626626even though it's a great album, surgical steel mogs it
>>123626626It always surprises me this was released in 91 and Heartwork in 93. Ahead of their time is an overused phrase but they really were
Orchid - MAYH is my fav Opeth era and idk why
how much do u like satan
>>123627127he's pretty okay I guess I'd give him a 6/10
>>123627127truth is nobody really believes in him here and they're all just having a bit of fun pretending to be little devilsits more of a playful joke than anything serious
>>123626940and both of those suck balls
>>123627262Your /meal/ membership revocation is being processed
>>123626550One that makes my riffs the creamiest
>>123627436That's something a woman on her rag would eat
>>123626773Well he did ask for gay music
>>123626550Jcm800 at the practice room, peavey backstage at home
>>123627449>I only eat MANLY ice cream!!
biggest metal mysteries? i'll start>nattramn's existence>nea batera, youtuber who did metal drum covers, disappeared without a trace a few years ago>nobody knows who the kid on the "jar of flies" EP cover is
>>123627436You didn't need to post the ice cream, the vox gave it away
>>123623947
>>123628100>biggest metal mysteries? i'll startDoes dragonforce use pre-recorded solos when playing live?Did Chuck really die of AIDS?
>>123627436Gelal finally posts here
>>123628100Was Euro really murdered due to a lovers' quarrel?
>>123628341That would imply anyone loved Euro
>>123626626>Symposium of sicknessRiffs
I wish I had a guitarist friend who could feed me ice cream while I play and I feed him ice cream while he plays and we just enjoy doing this without being sexual about it.
HOLY DREIDEL
>>123628826he just didn't know it
>>123628826
If you're not listening to this album right now, you're doing the wrong thing.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XfHdwxP3reM&t=926s&pp=ygUORHJpcHBpbmcgYWxidW0%3D
>>123629094i listened to that album in 2016 and thought it was great, but i'm too lazy to revisit it. please do a very brief review
>>123629177REEEEEEEEAAAERRREEEEEEi = (√-1) × |z| = √(x2+y2) ÷ π ~ reeeeeeAAAAAAAAAA because from before the beginning (which was also, according to them, already the end), the adepts of the Architectonic Order of the Eschaton have worked tirelessly to secure the past, present, and future against the incursions of Neolemurian time-sorcery, eliminating all polytemporal activity, stitching up the future, sealing every breach and covering every tracktl;dr: it slaps
The Raunchous Brothers
>>123629094>shitty logo>shitty album cover>long ass album title with shitty fontnot listening!>>123629286sounds like gay porn
>>123629392>Massacre>Massacra>Massacred
>>123629406Massacra has a similar logo too
>>123629392>zoomer mortician
>>123629286Total support here.
Metal
>>123629383>not listening!You're missing out I agree the album art is shitty - it belies the experimental, forward-thinking nature of the music. The new version isn't great either, but it's maybe a little better.
>>123629383>sounds like gay pornGoes well with the track "Kill Every Gay" by them
>>123622987>metal-chad stole my girlfriendbros...
>>123629546>grammatically incorrect Babys
>>123628861what is the song about then? some kind of pope scuba diver?
>>123629625they're japanese they barely speak their own language let along ours
>>123629654Doesn't make me annoyed by it any less
>>123629607fake extremecel cope post>Yeah bro I love death metal>*pulls up All That Remains on his phone*
>>123629654What do you mean , like how danish people can’t speak their language properly anymore?
>>123629546>Bandmembers all wearing shirts with the name of their own bandWhy are the Japanese like this?
>>123629807If you think that's exclusive to the slants then you might need to look at more bands.
>>123629731all that remains is my broken heart after metal-chad stole my gf
>>123629818enlighten me about bands that do that
>>123629859It's not exactly hard to find. Unless you point was ALL of them are wearing it, in which case I'll concede I'm less aware of that.
>>123629859kerry king only wears slayer merch
More recs like Mick Gordon?https://youtu.be/QHRuTYtSbJQSo kind of Djent industrial that doesn't sound like shit and is actually quite a cleanly produced wall of sound
>>123623081Someone posted this a few days ago and I've really been enjoying it!
>>123630011>>>/r/eddit
>>123626550I'm broke so I use a Boss Katana-Mini for my Squire
>>123630020I'm sorry did I hurt your feefees
cantonese metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHgxlTMScLQ
>>123625412nice! very nice!
so do I just grind out basic chords as a beginner?
>>123623933wht in the fuk is this
>>123624486no, there's more
>>123630141Nope, the rest is terrible diaper death like Autismslopsy and Blowshituqueery
>>123628861Holy diaperYou've been down too long in my midnight peeOh what's coming out of meRide the cacaYou can smell it's stench and you know I ain't cleanOh don't you see what i meanGotta get changedHoly diaper
>>123629406>forgetting Masacrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXqqQgUETaE
>>123630011Idk. Try this: https://youtu.be/7bdLFK2T3Ro?si=IQWWJAj_7ZMKOsXaIt's different in many aspects, but I don't know anything that's more similar.
>>123626550Sim. I wanted as many sounds as possible per buck, because I wasn't sure beyond that.
>>123630011Tyrant of Death.
>>123630132depends on what sound your after. there's single notes being played in metal as well.
>>123630365Tyrant of Death is the Doom ost if it was metal. He was asking fro djent.
>>123629546
>>123630167ur opinion is shit and you know it
Obituary sucks
>>123623081USBM supreme
>>123630167>Your honor, I need to be able to change these words to something derogatory , my entire case depends on it
>>123631065Correct.
Is early greek black metal one of the strongest poser filters
>>123626550i play bass and use an ashdown
>>123631103Finland, and also Czechia as second
Reminder that poop and related paraphernalia is a forced meme started by hector
Reminder that fecal paraphernalia is a forced meme started by hector who had quite an unhealthy obsession
https://youtu.be/vuPIg4ceFic?si=-PoV9DeTZ0wrl51hBeautiful melodies on this
https://youtu.be/arXJbA8ztLI
>>123631293they're not bad but that logo always looks so laughably retarded no matter how many times I see it
>>123629286me and my frens used to get a good laugh out of their songs ages ago, I still find myself singing lines of theirs to give myself laughs at times. True incel to chad metal
>>123631421>True incel to chad metalwhat did (You) mean by this?
>Kurapika is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness
Metal is pretty gay innit
>>123632472Correct. We're all gay here.
>>123632482It really attracts all the fags eh lmao
>>123631455All their songs are about hating women and rape
>>123632472>>123632482>>123632507So true my trans sisters
Dead Congregation, Mournful Congregation
>picked up a guitar>djent suddenly started to sound betterhuh
>>123626550Yamaha THR10x, recorded an EP on it. Its aight. Lots of good effects but theres like 9 amps and only one is actually good.
>start going to /pol/>Mgla suddenly started to sound betterwhat
>>123632693Brainrot affecting your ears.
>>123632693Mgla isnt that chuddie. Or are they?
New melo black just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZvLkh5zaK8
>>123633432We prefer disso black here
>>123632819Lowkey chud
>>123633449
>>123632554Yes and yes
>>123633474Diaperdisney
>>123633459wow they're just like me :)
Yet another case of pure, incessant wankery in the dissodeath scene. I don't think I'll ever understand the whole fascination with the sheer overuse of atonal, harmonic, and dissonant spam littered throughout much of this scene as opposed to it being used sparingly, to build texture, and to add to other features such as... you know; riffs?! It is even unlike much other pure wank in that it does repeat the same phrases, but it does so so often that it quickly becomes boring after a while. Guess these guys forgot what makes technical/math bands so great if they cannot riff or be interesting like this band: variety.Just another run of the mill wank band to add to the seemingly, massive collection of wank bands to come a la Gorguts. The mathcore elements and vocals are equally as unrefined as much of the popular bands in the scene. Boring and often-times, grating vocals, and just trying to be as nonconstructively obnoxious and pretentious as possible. So hard that the same 1 note is being played for 38 minutes, and you've accomplished absolutely nothing. That's this album in a nutshell. Not even Colin Marston can save how tedious and repetitive this is. It just does absolutely nothing with the sound. You can't just be babies first dissonant band and not do something meaningful. It's just a vapid album with nothing at all going for it for me.Every day I realize how much Gorguts has riddled a genre I loved to pieces with tons of these boring, repetitive wankfest bands. It's always people in this scene too that I guarantee will shit all over Necrophagist clones for overusing sweep picking, and more conventional techniques that bands like these often do, but because bands like this use sounds they've never heard before, suddenly it's okay if they have no structure to their songs beyond just a foundation. No walls, no ceiling, no roof, just a foundation.
>>123633981> and to add to other features such as... you know; riffs?!Hated.
>>123633547is the title meant to be a twist on "that [whore/pornstar] is someone's daughter"?
>>123634026I mean it could be but the song definitely isn't going by the lyrics.
>>123623548incredibly based
>the kid on this NES game cover grew up to be Wrest of LeviathanWhere did it all go so wrong?
Sometimes it feels like every metal thread is all about trying to post the most edgy and bad album in existence>Verifocation not required
>>123634092based trivia if real
>>123633981are you telling me pic related is lying?but anyway i shut it off after this fucking travesty of a songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsq6YoWragc
>>123633981yeah i listened to this once and did not enjoy itnot a lot of good disso this year, im enjoying ceremony of silence but i cant think of anything else
pyrrhon is basically coreshit at this point
>>123624378IncantationRevenantSuffocationMalevolent Creation
>>123624378Heaving earth is a rare band that sounds exactly like immolation
>>123634126Nah it’s all about getting (You)’s
Caveman riffs
>>123634395Beloved here.
>>123634179Seems legithttps://www.bardomethodology.com/articles/2024/04/10/leviathan-jef-whitehead-wrest-interview/>Jef clearly garnered some recognition in the skateboarding community, as evidenced by his appearance on the cover of a Nintendo game called Skate or Die 2: The Search for Double Trouble.
>>123634395Correct.
>unironically listening to dsbm againI didn't want to come back to this time.
for me; it's glam metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPu2PdLW3I
*filters casuals with ocarina shredding*
>>123623081Dissoblack AOTY
I want to listen to cavernous dissoshit Please post albums
>>123635421some of the better death metal ones:Defacement - DefacementAltarage - SuccumbHissing - Hypervirulence ArchitectureImpetuous Ritual - Relentless Execution of Ceremonial Excrescenceand Cabinet - Hydrolysated Ordination for absolute fuckery
new phyrron had me dissobros and then the metal core gang vocals came in....
I will never accept recommendations from a tripfag. In fact, they should all be executed.
>>123635574bb's our bb here, poser
>>123635554They're a mathcore band with some DM influence. Don't be surprised.
bros, is this peak tech disso death??
>>123635660it's mathcore
post moar mathcore
>>123635531>Defacement - Defacement>Hissing - Hypervirulence Architectureseconding these 2, hissing especially are very based
>>123635690based three one g core enjoyer
>>123635531>Best Blastings with some of the best blastingsBased
>>123631363Peak melodic death metal and peak technical melodic death
>>123635846>what if generic melodeath... but le chaotic!
>>123636178>what if.. I take a thing and make it sound really simple.. epic!But also correct
Listening to physical media is about as poser as it gets these days.
>>123632519So are Cannibal Corpse's but you don't see anyone complaining
Why are Blind Guardian so popular when they're actually, like, really bad (and not metal)?
>>123636294This but Helloween
God I love this album so much.
>>123635574There’s one called hector ir something who’s really good
>>123623947Today is the Day
Is anyone hype for new Infant Annihilator next month. Even if you hate deathcore they kind of occupy their own space. I'm just hyped for the apparent reissues that will be happening so I don't have to pay 500 plus dollars.
>>123636597I liked Yadaboath or whatever the fuck it was called, haven't heard anything else by them.
>>123633981Awesome cover art though!!!!
>>123636597stfu
>>123636404We love Walls of Jericho though
>>123636479This, but the opposite. H recs universally suck, so I guess it's not an entirely useless metric.
>>123636904Balls of Hairychode is a diaper disgrace. Fuck Smellopeen.
We HATE dissonant riffs here
>>123636971Correct.
opinions. too much core?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIF-eXs-oxk
>>123636971>>123637116
>>123637139The cleans remind me of Godsmack
Any thrash with meaningful lyrics rather than just describing a scene or actions?
>>123637631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV4otixMp3M
>>123623081Uh this>>123623249Kurt was a fag, Melvins, Skin Yard, Green River >
>>123635660It is peak core. which sounds like a putdown but isn't
>>123633981Pyrrhon turned out to be homos though, I stopped listening to them years ago.>”we don’t like edgelords”You lost or something m8? What genre do you think this is?
>>123637737Edgelord chuds are despised here.
>>123637756Says the guy posting in edgelord chud general
Blasting Green Day
>>123638091What gun are you using?
>>123637776new
>>123638124My dick
Slayer
Burzum NEW
Slayer more like Gayer amirite?
>>123638252>>123638252>>123638252NEVVarg (NEW)
>>123638135Gay
>>123638243Correct.
>>123636971Metal is inherently dissonant though
>>123622987>>123623684>>123625033>>123625640>>123625690>>123630977Best blastings of the thread
>>123638279>sacrificeB-B-BASED
