respectful editionold >>123693145
Based sassy black woman
Correct.
Black women are not metal because they don't have naturally headbangable hair
>>123699517Costco
>>123699517Well, for starters, what kind of music do Asian girl metalheads listen to?
Metal with African polyrhythms?
>>123699517what's she hiding behind that skull o_O
This is actually a war metal thread.
since 2024 is obviously the year of brutal death, what is everyones pick for aoty? im thinking either brodequin or picrelhttps://youtu.be/BPh89wJ-4jw?si=7TSRp6R9A-wfKc4calso general blastan post
>>123699596I have not listened to a single second of music released in 2024.
>>123699553
>>123699596I love the new Brodequin
>>123699499based edition
>>123699517Based WMAF poster
>>123699555HEILL!!!!!!
Remains the best Immortal album.
Immolation, Morbid Angel, Deicide
>>123699936the nordwood bringers
We love and respect Hellhammer here. The band I mean.
Which Malevolent Creation albums after Retribution are worth listening to?
>>123699952listen to a better band
>>123699936HEIL>>123699952none. boring band
>>123699628kek>>123699924I have tourist-tier taste for Immortal. My favorites are Pure Holocaust, At the Heart of Winter, Sons of Northern Darkness, and Between Two Worlds if we're counting I.>>123699941I'm surprised any TBDM album gets a BB seal of approval. I did like Deflorate, sounds like it has a little more experimentation going on compared to Nocturnal.
>>123699957>>123699961But The Ten Commandments is the 7th best death metal album of all time. Retribution is 23rd.
>>123699975They pretty much ditched the metalcore influences after that one, probably because they got a new guitarist. Everything after that is pretty much melodic death metal, but not insufferable to me anyway
>>123699975>Pure Holocaust, At the Heart of Winter, Sons of Northern DarknessThat's all you need from them. All Shall Fall isn't bad either but Abbath's arena rock aspirations started taking over by then
>>123699975>>123700028The Demonaz albums are real kvlt black metal that deserve more respect than half of Immortal's initial discography. Tired of posers who only care about Abbath disrespecting the real Immortal.
>>123699924>femmortalhated here.
This vid is creepyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQqtEmyLcyAthe trannies and the crazy clowns who steals away the kid... but I find the music good...
>>123700055Nice revisionism. Go check the songwriting credits for their best albums.
Between Two Worlds is fucking goated.
>>123700067At the Heart of Winter is maybe the most overrrated black metal album in history.
>>123700085Sure but it actually has memorable riffs unlike Blizzard Shites
>>123700066the original mogs the fuck out of it. BG fucking sucks
Don't mind me, just the GREATEST BLACK METAL ALBUM OF ALL PLACES AND TIMES passing thru.
>>123700081It has no business being so good.>>123700085Correct. Everyone gives it a 10 when it's more like a high 9.
>>123700106Not just greatest black metal album but greatest metal album.
>>123700115>2009 /mu/ posters knew of ANUSShows how far this place has fallen
>>123700106absolutely terrible and not metal.
>>123700148Dumbass we love Burzum here.
Varg is a genius
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
If this was released in 1990 it'd be considered a classic in Bathory's discography. Why pretend not to like Destroyer of Worlds?
>>123700148Genius we hate Burzum here.
>>123700253Anyone under the age of 40 listening to Bathory is pretending to like them
>>123700148>>123700250>>123700257Correct.>>123700106>>123700185>>123700192Incorrect.
>>123700266Correct.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123700327I like Ravishing Grimness.
Eternal hails to those who lurk /metal/ on a Friday night
Incantation is boring and every song sounds the same. Very repetitive and no variety.
>>123700185Panda lookin ass
>>123700435This but Immolation.
>>123700400I am a virgin
>>123699517Tumblr
>>123700400its saturday afternoon.
>>123700435>>123700441Both require active listening to enjoy. Too much for your zoomer internet-addled brains to handle.
>>123700400>>123700482I am not but I'm still here
HI GUYS JARI HERE
>>123700534fuck off soilord
>>123700542There's nothing less søy than Saunaman.
>better than anything by any tier 1 & 2 thrash bands It’s sad how bad thrash as a genre is
>>123700559>zoophileslam
>>123700564Beer & aliens slam actually
>>123700564we love that here.
>>123700400HAIL.>>123700482Same, black metal keeps my wizardry intact.>>123700582Oh fuck do you have examples for this?
A Dragonball Z AMV set to music from Anon's demo.
>>123700612Naruto
Varg owes me 50.000 euros
>>123700629no refunds
sleep well metalheads
>>123697956Really enjoying it so far, enough to pick up the vinyl. Also got the new BDM record, excited for that to come out in a week or so.Been following them since way back when Ryan Knight and Brandon Ellis were still in Arsis, have yet to miss an album release.
>>123700645GOOD NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT
>>123700639You fucked my trans wife varg, prepare to be heemed
>MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK>BERSERKER>WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK>BERSERKER
Good pajeet metal?
This bodies most other Floridian death metal hard yet it is barely discussed in comparison. Came out relatively late, which is probably the main reason, because of course most old school metal fans care more about historic placement of bands than about quality, which is why mediocre shit like shock-rockers Cannibal Corpse and boneheads like Obituary get fellated so much.
>>123700509Immolation are great. Incantation on the other hand are not as good. They try to be atmospheric but end up sounding dull.
>>123700710Correct.
>>123700699https://soundcloud.com/hurevolution4lx/sets/maldcore-kitboga
>>123700699
>>123700773>>123700802Lmfao
>>123700802based
>>123700028damn no love for Battles in the North?
>too straight ahead death metal for edge of sanity fans>death metal fans won't listen cause it's edge of sanityit's kino
but is it possible to edge yourself out of sanity?
>>123700923Yeah have you never heard of blue balling?
>>123700923Ask gooners, at your peril.
>>123700923i am living proof
more like wench of insanity
What band do we hate the most?
>>123701069kaevum, taake, obtained enslavement, dark funeral, the list goes on
>>123700595>examples for this?not actually sorry, tankard are great beer thrash though
>like metal>hate metal listenersmost of you in here are based and cool but god forbid you get into any form of discussion about music when there's a metalhead in the room, they sniff their own farts and scoff at you on the exhale like we're not all smoking the same weed and drinking the same piss cheap beer while we listen to more than one genre of music
Uuuhh you people are messed uphttps://youtu.be/lOJxEGAnZlU?si=wqy_-2-c2P-sq_-D
>>123701337maybe online, this doesnt happen at all irl, metalheads are pretty chill
>>123701341solace mogs this record but sick band
>>123701344The lefty ones aren't, quite the opposite in fact.
Glen Benton of Deicide
>>123701372Glenn Benton is hated and reviled here.
>>123701362The irony of being a triggered snowflake about lefties in this fucking thread, of all places. You /pol/ cunts have the thinnest skins of all.
>>123701393An upvote to you, good sir
>>123701393You're the one who's triggered. I don't use orange boards bt w.
see what the fuck i mean why are we bringing up /pol/ now
>>123701362>muh heckin lefties~!!!!!
Bro just chill out nobody was talking about /pol/
>>123701439>>123701362ur a big dumb retard buddy
>>123701427cunny metal?
>>123701455uoohhhh
>>123701442Just chill out, take a lorazepam or smth.
I like it.
>>123701337Are these metal snobs in your experience people who think only metal is good, or people snobbish about metal in particular? I don't think many of the former exist who aren't literal teenagers.>>123701393trvthnvke, I'm chuddy and I don't get what leftists have to do with it. Anon's legit obsessed.
Good metal for taking a really big shit?
>>123701572suffocation
>>123700327Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>Harlequin Forest>starts with clean vocals>introduce growls a few minutes inWhy didn't Mikael do this more instead of the growls-cleans-growls structure that just kills the momentum of some songs?
>>123701572I just took a big fat Acacia Strain
>>123701572Ahab>the water in the bowl when the turd finally drops
>>123701360Interesting blend of metal, metalcore, dudebro vocals and hardcore
Salute to all my fellow Friday night /metal/fags.
>>123701486Based contemporary NWOBHM, 2nd best album by a classic band this year me thinks
>>123701662Blasting in the loneliness of my cuckshed, at least I have /metal/
>>123701669Based man, and you just know it'll be even more kino in the depths of winter.
>>123701494mostly the latter, but i've known these guys a long time and the one that got under my skin was the former as a teen. we're grown ass men now
It's time for your weekly listen of the Doom EP
>>123701687Aye-aye, cap'n.
>>123701687Good idea, every so often I love this little gem despite its warts. Weirdly melodic in some parts, like Suspended by the Throat.
>>123701687>>123701736bree bree bree bree
>>123701372HEIL
>>123701746PREHEAT PIZZA ROLLSPREHEAT ALMOST DONE
>>123701687>>123701689>>123701736>>123701746>>123701753*screams loudly and shrilly*
>>123701757https://youtu.be/Ue0kCn5YRE0?si=Qu6T_LLEc-6-Brhc
https://youtu.be/PgMsACFMIq8?si=DvgOh-YHUPXOk8tx
/coreshit/
>>123701870corechow mogs trueslop
>>123701857KSE is pretty gay really. But I am nostalgic for them.
>>123701427>>123701455>>123701462If I were to make cunny metal I'd make it on the more melodic side of things, like power metal or even hair metal.>WHOOOAAAAHH MY CUNNY HIS MAIN GOAL ONII-CHAN'S JEANS AROUND HIS ANKLES I COVER MY DOLLY'S EYES FROM SIN AS HE LINES IT UP WITH MY HOLE AND SLIDES IT IN
https://youtu.be/uN8HgHoCuzI?si=LPjKojETJXW-7KulSlayer makes me sad
>>123701905nigga u gay
>>123701917>based high test riffs make me sadmany such cases!
>>123701921>WHOOOAAAAHH HER CUNNY MY MAIN GOAL MY PANTS AROUND MY ANKLE MY SISTER COVERS HER DOLLY'S EYES FROM SIN AS I LINE UP WITH HER HOLE AND SLIDE IT INIt's no less gay to hear it from his perspective
>>123701940its much less gay tbqhwyf
>late friday night /metal/ posters are pedos
ÖÖÖÖGH
>>123701972>UUUUUUÖÖÖÖGH
Remember when Randy Blythe was running for president?
>>123700699Tetragrammacide
Poo poo misery corehttps://youtu.be/wO9EL32Zgrw?si=U-bvYgl8dM6m6-W6
>>123701972>>123701979Correct.
I think it's funny that Nails would be literal nobodies if it weren't for melon man
>>123701990not metal.
>>123702061Not metal.
>>123702061>muh ecelebdo zoomers really believe this shit? terror were already fucking massive in the mid 2000s
>>123702070>terror were massiveFucking lol. They were the band everyone showed up late to the show for. They opened for The Story So Far. No one cared about Terror.
Varg? Yeah he's gay and has terminal AIDS. Many such cases. Sad!
Vagina metal
HEIL VIKERNES
Not metal but also correct
>>123699936immolation is ass, MA has 5 good songs, deicide is gay
>>123702268Brown
>>123702294Yeah, that's the color of their music
>>123702364death metal isn't for you
Saturday morning and this faggot already started hammering and drilling, holy fuck I'm legit mad as fuck, the one fucking day I could get some sleep. Put on some metal but even mad I'm too considerate of others so it's not on full blast because I'm not some nog. Every single fucking time I listen to music on speakers I'm thinking is this too loud? While sometimes I can barely fucking hear the music myself. God fucking damn it I'm a natural fuck. Way to start the weekend, I'm already mad as fuck. Probably gonna drink like 20 beers today. Fuck it.
I dream of a metal cover of this Doors song. I think it would work really well.https://youtu.be/aAqx8y6mOFY?si=g1i4geV_iKZ7FB-H
The brain does not stop developing until your mid 20s. Is it pathetic to listen to music made by young adults as an older adult?
>>123702413This except this songhttps://youtu.be/VUI-ELCdjxo
Say what you will, but this is a badass album cover.
>>123702503This is a debunked claim that was originally from a extremely flawed study, the brain stops developing much earlier
>>123702503>Is it pathetic to listen to music made by young adults as an older adult?Yes. Especially black/death metal, which is/was made by literal teenagers. Not to mention most metalfags remain manchildren.
>>123702070>>123702087Terror is Hatebreed with a terribad singer.>>123702545The male brain stops developing in the mid-20s. The female brain much earlier, late teens.
>>123702534I don't care for it.
>>123702534Gay Spawn Ripoff for BBC-obsessed gypsies
At the Heart of Winter is about as normie as a black metal record gets but damn is it fun.
>ALRIGHT, TIME TO MAP OUT MY VACATION TO THRASH METAL! NOW LET'S SEE, THIS CHART SAYS I NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE KEY FOUNTATIONAL ALBUMS FIRST IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE THESE ALBUMS THEN I NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE ALBUMS IN THIS PARTICULAR ORDER THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THESE DEEP CUT ALBUMS AND ESTABLISH MY LIKING OF THIS GENRE THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE TRIPS TO MORE EXTREME TYPES OF METAL!
Is it possible that Negru doesn’t like a single good album
What are you trying to accomplish here?
>>123702654No, because I like only good albums. What you consider "good" is juvenile trash for faggoty emo kids.
>>123702374you're right, it's not for white people
>>123701344metalfags are complete pussies who would never have a confrontation irl, that's why they listen to gay black metal and posture as tough online as a power fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgGx2lF4gvwmore badass than any gay ass metalSomeone should record a thrash version of this
>>123702696it was made by white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3whvyyMipas
>>123702764>Terrence Hobbes>Mike Smith>Pete Sandoval>John Cerrito>Alex HellidVery white. The whitest. Not to mention even the "whites" look like mexican mutts.
>>123702777lucky number 7
MadballTerrorHatebreedsimple as
>>123702169Correct.
>>123702605Correct.
>>123702755Sounds like an elderly gypsy shitting himself to death. No wonder a freak like you would listen to it
BLASTING
Negru is poor
DARK FUNERAL
Judas Priestsimple as
>>123702967no, that's what "brutal death" sounds like.
Is power metal based or cringe?
>>123703036Correct.
>engaging with tripfaggotsbrown behavior all around
>>123703093He’s pesky though
Obtained enslavement
>>123703120Hated here.
>>123703067Power Metal is gigabased and gigawhite.
>>123703171Herman Li is a Chinaman
Power metal gas giga-aids.
>>123703247Honorary.
This album is extremely underrated
>The White RiderMetal for this feel?Listen to this dungeon synth for what I am feeling right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sZqVJEQEqU
>>123703376No, he's an actual Chinaman.
>>123699618ultrabased
>>123702976
>>123703031BasedLately I've been re-listening a lot to Ram It Down, it's extremely underrated for having masterpieces like Blood Red Skies in it
Thoughts on Metalocalypse?
>>123700509>Both require active listening to enjoyGood albums don't require active listening to enjoy
>>123704050Don't like it. Never wtached it.
>>123704073They don’t after you’ve fully comprehended them.
>>123704050The show is stupid and overly violent. The music however, at least instrumentally, is godly. Brendon Small's leads and solos are awesome.
Negru Vodă is a nazi.
>>123704154He wishes, he can only larp online though
>>123704154Correct.
Solitude Aeturnus
>>123704207Excellent band! I especially like how they absorbed the Alice in Chains/grunge style in Through the Darkest Hour
>>123704154And that's a good thing.
Gotta admit, pretty clever. Screw the record label.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipeJm-f1_AYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0mfRnZ3TEw
It’s good to have a black woman as an ally, they go hard when it comes to debates.
>>123701687Deathcore JFC was so fucking good. I hope they actually end up coming back at some point, they were still really good when they leaned more into the technical death metal sound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-At0vAJhzLwCool super group with Jonny on vocals, I hope they do another album if JFAC isn't coming back.
>>123702534I like Limp Bizkit but yeah, even when I hated them as a kid this album cover went hard.
>>123702976Been waiting for this, worth the wait.
>>123701990Why was a quote from Glen Benton of the band Deicide deleted? It's on-topic, unlike more than half the posts here.
>>123704967They also deleted a pic of the slut from Sigh. Nothing wrong with the pic
Jenny your services aren’t needed or wanted here. Consider suicide
First Fragment
>>123704868Great album, hope I can go see them next month.>>123705067>delete on-topic metal player>don't delete off-topic k-poop bugwomen spamYeah, I'm thinking mods are a bunch of bugchasing troons. Nothing new, really.>>123705099More like, when they're actually needed he doesn't bother. When he's bored I guess he just deletes random shit.Hard agree on your final advice.
>>123704050Thunderhorse and Go Into the Water are good songs
>>123704849Job For a Cowboy had a new album just this year if you didn't know
>>123705186Dunno never listened to it. Someone sell me on First Fragment
boring cover art but this has some great riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqKCq9Y12vk
>>123705230hypergay melodic wank tech death. you'll love it if you enjoy cocks in your mouth and ass
>drops a 7/10 release every 3 months for 20 yearssay thank you azgorh
>>123705186>Fist Fagmen
>>123705186not metal>>123705282metal
>>123705257Tech death is already gay but this is something else entirely. It’s an abominable mix of tech death, shredding japanese gaming music, salsa dance, all with incongruous death metal vocals ala frank mullen of suffocation
>>123699628correlation heat map needs more annotations
>favourite Arghoslent riff is trapped on their shittiest album
>>123704154Ironic given the Nazis would have gassed him on sight.
>>123704868kino album, possibly even better than their debut
Hey, every anon that exists. I'm new to this thread and have been wanting to expand my discography (still new to metal genres). I listen to Necrophagist, Obscura, and Death. Do you guys have any band recommendation that sounds like them? Thanks in advance!
Negru Voda means Black Cock
>>123705448based on those bands you'd probably like Nile, check out Annihilation of the Wicked or Those Whom The Gods Detest
>>123705448First Fragment
>>123705448Come to think of it, does /metal/ even have a newfag chart that isn't full of memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N4YRhEQwEM
>>123705558check out the faq:https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
we desperately need a bean thread desu
>>123705575oh wait this is /metal/
SOP!
Great EP and band!
>>123699596
>>123705585Beans are /metal/ if you ask me
>>123705595>randomly my found my CD of this yesterdayFun album.
What makes an album fun?
>>123705675It's a good time.
>>123705675when it's bad
https://www.corrupt.org/
>>123705484Oh man, I love this band, I was actually trying to find the band name lmao, I heard one song from the TWTGD album, thanks!>>123705547Damn, this is really technical, though I don't like the vocals, it would be better as an instrumental band.
>>123705675It's a childish descriptor used by people who don't understand music, but have decided to like it.
>>123705675they just are , this is the most fun metal album i ever heardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Uv4F0hAhA
>>123705752you sound like a fag xD
>I didn't start playing until I was sixteen. Kind of a late start, but it didn't hold me back. I played it night and day. Within three months I was playing blues-based solos by Clapton, Page, and others, but by the time I was playing for a year, I was able to play pretty close to note for note and up to speed Eddie Van Halen stuff.My guitar teacher quit trying to teach me technique and started to focus on music theory. I learned how to play classical music pieces, and more importantly to my style, how to structure my solos like mini classical pieces. It was so much harder to do that than playing Van Halen stuff. I learned everything Randy Rhoads ever wrote, and I learned more Yngwie Malmsteen songs than I care to admit. I was obsessed with the neo-classical sound.https://www.literotica.com/s/do-you-love-me-4?page=4
>>123705675Not taking itself too seriously
Why does Prozak’s entire sense of humor revolve around someone or something being gay
>>123705276*6/10 but still good
>>123705773>16>late startStopped reading there
it’s good
>>123705770>no u
>>123701572
>>123705448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArBw3XIzF4
>>123705448>DeathChuck was gay and died of AIDS
Chucks music was mid as fuck regardless of his sexual escapades
Thinking of seeing kruelty next month. I haven't been to a show in ages.
>>123706124forgot pic
armoured saint
>>123705448Death metal phase is long and boring, once black metal clicks you won't go back, and you'll regret ever wasting time on other sub-genres, either take the advice or remain a tourist, your choice.Note that we have some tourist kiddos here so you'll find yourself at company either way lol
>>123706142>t. coping he can't enjoy both
>>123706142>derpYeah that’s why we try to keep you in the back where your retarded takes can be safely ignored
>>123706142Even I can go back and listen to gay screamo shit I liked in middle school. You sound miserable.
who is the epitome of zoomer metal
>>123706124live music is always good brah brah
>>123706182knocked loose
>>123706182polyphia
>>123706182Eskimo Callboy
dumb metalfags
>>123706196 Not metal, but exactly this
>>123706194At least it's not gay. I'd rather they listen to that than most stuff.
>>123706182babymetal
>>123706220I'm pretty lukewarm towards knocked loose. I thought their old stuff was OK and I think their new stuff is OK. Nothing particularly exiting about them.
>>123706237I thought the new one was just straight up filthy. I liked it but I wouldn't listen to it all the time for fun
Behold infinite bringers of the nightBlack flame of Satan burning foul and brightWe kindred bringers of the nightYour blood our sweet delightYe unholy fiends from depths of blackTurn every fucking cross you see to hellDefecate in holy watersInstill much fear and poison every wellUnholy fiends driven by willThe time has come to see their christ is killedHis fabrications muted dead and goneWe'll sing this song forever or until
>>123705448Martyr
>>123705407which one
Sargeist reigns supreme
>>123706142Based
>>123706338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpeKQ_wuPMM&t=62s
Grand Belial’s KeySatanic WarmasterVothanaHate Forestthese have the best riffs
my penis got ripped off in an escalator accident, but I haven't used it since highschool so I'm not too upset about it.anyway, who else loves dream theater?
>>123706565
>>123706618>>123706618>>123706618NEW
>>123706621>>123706625
>>123706182Infant Annihilator, Lorna Shore
