Underground Germanic metal editionThread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6rpWi4PC4UPreviously on /metal/: >>128277206
This is the thread.
BLASTING
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>>128287023even Reddit mods aren't as gay about people posting NSBM as that thoughbeit.
>banned for being annoyingThank God that's not a thing here
>>128287023that's our boy
>>128287074HEIL
>>128287040
>>128287090Are yeji
>>128286847>Insidious Decrepancyyay ^.^
>>128287090Imagine if jannies took "This post is extremely low quality" seriously
>>128287040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuV99ZfIUpY&list=RDYuV99ZfIUpY&start_radio=1Hadn't listened to this in years, remembered it existed and I've been blasting it every day for the past 2 weeks. Need to find out if Vratyas Vakyas is a chud or a libtard to determine if I can keep listening.
>>128287206There would be no /metal/
Smoke it!Get high!
Final Fragment
The first four Cradle of Filth albums are trve. Fight me.
>>128287272Good evening Matthew
do you have long hair
>>128287297No, I am a black metal skinhead.
if anyone ever asks where the most awful and horrible people on all of 4chan can be foundi'll always say it's you all with not a trace of doubt
extreme glam metal
>>128287297Down to my buttI like it pulled <3
>>128287310Thank you catposter
>>128287297of course anon, why do you ask?
>>128287297yes one thats always so well maintained
>>128287291Why would I fight you when you're so correct?>>128287297No, my black barber gives me a Hitler Youth fade
Metalhead hair care tips (NEW)
>>128287310/pol/ /b/ or any of the nsfw boards except /s/?
>>128287297Yes, down to my mid back. It is a flaxseed blonde brown sort of colour which looks golden under sunlight. It is also annoying as fuck and I might get it chopped to upper chest length
>>128287310Stfu catrans
>>128287310Thank your lucky stars you've never dealt with the schizos on /pw/
>>128287329you have one long hair?so bald with 1 long hair that you maintain?
>I actually found an atmospheric black metal album that doesn’t suck>It’s a 10/10>mfw
>>128287351Lmao what a retard
>>128287310Thanks
>>128287341/e/ is chill too>>128287358Which Burzum album is it?
>>128287341I don't go to those filthy places
>>128287358Black metal is inherently atmospheric.
>>128287347/pol/ is a saner board than /pw/
>>128287364sure but /d/ is possibly the worst of them all
>>128287339brush from tip to root, never the other way around, use a boar bristle hair brush which is soft as plastic is shitty for hair due to it being rigid, when you sleep use a silk pillowcase, either learn to do maintenance trims yourself or go to a hairdresser (has to be a milf with large breasts so she rubs them against you whilst cutting your hair), find a shampoo and conditioner that works for your head (unless youre a nopoo schizo then fester in your grease idk), use some sort of hair oil spray after the shower, I prefer to use a wide toothed comb to gently untangle bits of my hair with my head upside down then I gently remove excess water using a cotton t shirt then use argon oil hair spray for the upper third of my hair and lock it in with shea butter so it remains soft and doesn't dry out. This may sound like a lot but it really isn't for soft well maintained hair.
>>128287297Halfway down my back. But it's because I like '70s prog, more than it is because of /metal/.I have considered dyeing it black to be kvlt, but I decided that's gay and juvenile.
>>128287381True.
>>128287411For me?Step 1: BuzzStep 2: WashSimple as
>>128287334Because I also think there's no truly bad CoF album.
>>128287411>brush from tip to root, never the other way aroundwut
>>128287411Homosexual >>128287432Heterosexual
>>128287362you did say one, ESL-kun
>>128287444when you have long hair if you start from the root of your hair (your head) and brush down you are more prone to breakage, as I have thick hair its almost impossible to get a brush through it so it is generally considered good practice to start from the bottom to work your way up as it leads to less potential breakage.>>128287432I used to buzz my head, it was very comfy, but one day the norwood reaper will probably come to collect so until that day I will let it grow
>>128287447you call me a homo but many women have had sex with me and all have said they love my hair, current gf seethes often due to the quality of my hair compared to hers.
>>128287040this band being my first introduction to funeral doom kinda sucks because nothing else in the genre really compares. still a dope genre though
>>128287465>I have thick hair its almost impossible to get a brushHere you go
>>128287411>has to be a milf with large breasts so she rubs them against you whilst cutting your hairSaintly advice.
>>128287490>implying I'm blackI have thick hair, I attribute it to genetics and eating upwards of 10 eggs a day
>>128287475>many women have had sex with meLol interesting way to phrase it
>>128287489holy shit just noticed that Greg Chandler (Esoteric's vocalist/guitarist) provided backing vocals for Tchornobog. fuck yeah
>>128287040Some cool moments but kinda boring in others
>>128287536Nice, always loved Lord of the Rings
>>128287629the gothenburg scene is mostly trash
>>128287639>mostly so which are the only good albums in your opinion
I just roke up
>>128287629Not a single redeeming quality imo
>>128287652in flames and at the gates had good early material
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>128287536I never checked out esoteric but I have the others of the Big 4 (or Big 5?). Not really my favorite genre but it had its moments
If you listen to prime era Crowbar you WILL gain 300lbs.>>128287811Garbage.
>>128287811>*shits out a 4/10*>"Ah, my life's work is now complete!**kills himself*unironically what the fuck did he mean by this
The Greatest CANADIAN Metal Band Of All Time Is...
>>128288218Rush
>>128288218Sum 41
There was a post last thread mentioned a metal club at a schoolI've never heard of such a thingImagine the kind of person that attends that
>>128288239I would haveMaybe I would have gotten a metal gf or at the very least a twink
>>128288218objectively the answer is Blasphemy.
>>128288260Correct. Canadian metal objectively sucks ass.
>>128288218Metallica
>>128288316No, that's not what I said. Canadian metal is great. Very trve and non-commercial.
>>128288218Infernäl Mäjesty or Obliveon.
Canada is the Scandinavia of North America: vikings, cold empty wastelands, and even in the modern era around 15% of the population or so practice some form of paganism
>>128288389>t. Pajeet Singh
>>128288413I was referring to Quebec, but yeah they would count too
>>128288218Turgid Anal Grease (OLD)
New Coroner is pretty good>>128287040
>>128288389I practice many Pagan rituals from back home here in Vinland.
>>128288239I had one at uni. As you can expect, everyone was into Slipknot and Lamb of God instead of trve kvlt shit.
>>128287040kina boring desu
Listening to None Shall Defy by Infernal Majesty for the first time right now and it's pretty mid...
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
How many cats did Ozzy kill again?
>>128289169seventeen (17)
>>128288844Disagree, but Dawn covered one of their songs in case this style suits you morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtPv_fN5OHY
>>128289201>>128289201That's it? Expected much worse
>>128287040for sleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOWnojv_jQ&t=600s
Imagine all the schizo autists chomping at the bit to make the first /nbbmn/ thread
>>128287040I'M HUNGRYYYYYY
>>128287289INHERENTLY
>>128289201>>128289169I think it was chickens but that might copium
>>128288573good as a sleep aid
disso reigns supreme
>>128289681Correct
>>128289456Making one now
>>128289771What time zone though are we using?
>>128287297literally just shaved my head around my mohawk (short)and no I don't wear merch, I mix preppy (mainly really, really white or cream colored) clothes with bright colorful obnoxious ones (e.g. brightest eye burning hawaiian shirts)I wanna do some custom print t-shirts in various colors, I already have a couple of the designs but I can't find quality t-shirts that properly fit...sadly that piece of shit fruit of the loom has my perfect fit but their t-shirts are utter garbage
/nbbmn/ is a retarded challenge for posers
>>128289804Australia
>>128287040HE IS
>>128288218Razor
>>128289169Not nearly enough.
>>128287040Just awesome.
USDJ s gay and has AIDS.
>>128289981based
>>128290030Correct.
>>128290084>>128290030Shalom
>>128290139Those of rodential visage
Whoopee "The Cushion" Goldturd
>>128290139Kek
>>128290139LOL saved
>>128290186>>128290208>>128290129Fuck, I missed it
>>128290271I would recommend someone to repost it, but not if it's off-topic.
>>128283932
Business idea: AI metal Thursdays
>>128290287If that were the case you guys wouldn't get so angery at my posts (most people think they're funny btw) Stay angery
>>128290299Business idea: metal MILF Monday
Us older metalheads love to rock
>>128290271check desu brahbrah
>>128290287
>>128277206
>>128290324>AI sloppaThank you sloplass
>>128290324Serbian AI ratEPICUS
>>128290271>>128290277>>128290287weird it was deleted 82 secs before a similar topic on /bleep/
>>128290393Probably just a false flag then
More like false squeak?
>>128290310I always figured my thing for milfs would wear off as I got older, but those old bitches still do it for me.I saw a girl I used to date around 20 years ago at the grocery the other day. I didn't recognize her at first and thought, "damn, that's a fine milf", then I felt like picrel after I realized who it was.
>>128290309Incoherent post
>I saw a girl I used to date around 20 years ago at the grocery the other day.
>>128290313Rokken with Dokken
>>128290492Lol this dude really just posts his whole ass shit on the internet
>>128290492Rodential collage.
>>128290529818>>128290539Low IQ
What rattled the cage this time? Lmao
>>128290313He'll tear your face off... with RIFFS! \m/
>>128290482Lol literally me
Leave the Ratman alone and blast some awesome tunes.
>>128290736No we'd rather fling shit around to solve the problem. Metal discussion is boring as shit brah brah
Going to make a /post-metal/ to ascend this corpse of a general. Stay tuned
>UUUH UUUUH I AM THE GHOST OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND I HAVE SHAT ME GHOST NAPPY! GHOST SHARON, WHERE IS ME BRANDY AND TV REMOTE?
>>128290814Oh boy, can't wait for 10 posts about GYBE before the thread dies
>>128290837>implying the Wizard isn't brewing his own in his personal castle in HellCringe.
>>128290839Deafheaven ripped off them for Sunbather imo
Canadian war metal reigns supreme.
Got beaten up for wearing NSBM shirts
>>128291041If you don't powerlift enough to keep several attackers at bay you're not worthy of wearing those shirts.
>>128291118Liftung hurts my spinalcord
>>128290736You first
https://youtu.be/LYtiDCXLAcQ?si=_-KsOjojHWYLl8cG
>>128287310if we're so horrible, why do you keep coming back every time?
https://youtu.be/Y_tIIiT_kmc?si=1lonsW1Y3VmTfMwl
>>128291041Good.
War metal is reddit, and sơy.
>>128291284Post some cats and cry about it some more
important message from uncle davehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEm0SVFEQpw
>>128291507Megadeth is the highest IQ of the big 4 bands, followed by Metallica.
>>128287310>>128291497
>>128291526Wrong. Only black metal is high IQ.
>>128291551Check this out>>128287358Lol, nice
>>128286969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGmZ3BYif7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WEt9AQs2YY
>>128291634Exemplary tune right here
>>128287310These guys look like angels compared to the rest and it's not even close.
>>128291634not really metal is it?
I can't rake up
>>128287310
>>128287040was there ever a band that sold out harder than this one?
>>128287310Your post is love, actually
>>128291690Where's the Mortician shirt
>>128287629nah, it's goated and is easily their best workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkxybhOKwNI
>>128287310you clearly haven't been around the site much
Teitanblood
>>128288389In that they're the faggots of North America, you are correct.
>>128291854>pro queer, immigrating a ton of brownswow Canada really IS the Sweden of North America
happy halloween
Canadians are just quirky folk, what's your guys' problems? Not funny.
>>128291908>quirky folk
>>128287040BUILT FOR SPEED
>>128291854Correct.
>>128291907>he posts "not metal" furiously
>>128291945Based.
>>128286969wait a minute how did my thread get to be the main one? i was 1 second late over the other guy?
>>128292102We like you better.
>>128292102Janny's choice
>>128292109well appreciate it, i saw i was late and i ragequit and went out to the bar and now i'm back. was surprised to see my thread on the front page. anyway drink up faggots it's halloween
I just roke up and sucked a penis
>DON'T CALL ME YOUR BROTHER>CAUSE I AIN'T YOUR FUCKING BROTHER>WE FELL FROM DIFFERENT CUNTS>AND YOUR SKIN IS AN UGLY COLOUR
>>128287040>>128292132>drink up faggotsThe nanny state won't let me buy alcohol until 09:00.
>>128292186based BATS appreciator
>>128292186>The nanny state won't let me buy alcohol until 09:00.that's why you always overbuy even if you're hurting for cash. i once didn't buy enough one night and despised it. never let it happened again. always have a rolling stash.
>>128292220based drukbro
>>128292102I deleted since both threads were up to par for /metal/ standards.
>>128287040the retarded vocals ruin this one
WHAT WILL YOU DO
>>128292258appreciated frogbro, guessing you were the other thread since i saw a frog in the other OP. cheers
AAAH HA HA IT'S HALLOWEEN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ppu5BsqKck
>>128292280they are fine, at least they don't bother me at all.
>>128292291King Diaper is shit.
>>128292155Correct.
>>128292325>King Diaper is shit
>>128292291good band dogshit vocals
>>128292291
>King Diaper is shit.>good band dogshit vocals
>>128292342>>128292325Correct.
>>128292291HEIL
>>128292291lets go
Is Archgoat any good?
>>128292458they're good if you're allergic to riffs
King Diaper is an embarrassment to metal
>>128292487We love those here
Temu Witcher metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQaAofWvbkswhat a retard
>>128292734>what a retardkek, how did I know it was a J-DAWG video before even opening it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTnwbyKNHcg
>>128292753https://youtu.be/PWX6HzRa80g?si=YV9gQZDi6psdH5Ga
deicide are fucking GREAT
>>128292734what is it with balding and loving death metal? maybe |-| had a point
>>128292806HEIL
>>128292806https://youtu.be/5nV_y4QjDx4?si=M3XTu_3mbQNZWisg
YOU ARE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
'sup baldies
>>128292844So I'm guessing Grand Declaration of War is pretty good?
>>128292844>gay dawg
>>128292844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Yw8ZXXcfQ
>>128292899Who is this guy even? Just some JewTube loser?
/nbbmn/ looms nigh.
>>128292943Yes, I've seen his videos posted from time to time but never understood why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzndKhVsoo
>>128293059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq7zDHnEbPE
I'll be listening to Candlemass all day tomorrow just FYI.
I'll be banging smoking hot ladies all day tomorrow just FYI.
This place is deader than a Palestinian child after an Israeli airstrike. Zzzzzz
>>128293227So true sister.
>>128287040its finally the 31st.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLC2qwFLbqc
>>128293358Indeed. Heil Samhain.
>>128291655yes sometimes a FEW let something tender slip through but it never lasts and soon they’re moving again like a pack of.. bullies>>128287347>>128291729doesnt matter muchthe ones you claim to scare elsewhere probably listen to metal as well anyway
>>128293377Metal is supposed to be mean and angry
>>128287297Not right now.
WAR METAL
Recommend me some ultra heavy Finnish DM
>>128293426yes metal can be angry and can seduce but they are not a guitar riffeither way don’t care anymore.. i’ve already let it gosilly cat btw
Any good channel like Black Metal Promotion to help me discover new shit?
I baked exactly 13 soul cakes for Samhain. My youngest sister is determined to make it a thing because of our Celtic heritage.>>128287040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFugY-ETm8E
Of course I know what day it is. It's leg day, bro!Who the fuck is Sam Hain?>>128287040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmroyd_CjCA
>>128293667>Unbirth is a sexual fetish involving the desire to be "swallowed alive" by the female genitalia. Here I am thinking the band name is a philosophical thing about returning to a state of being before life and consciousness.
>>128293610No gleaming lightRites of pestilence
noicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpdk7OgNAAM
>Disturbed's frontman David Draiman has shared that the band intends to take an indefinite hiatus following their most recent tourS
>dissodelights
>>128287444kek, I was also baffled at firstI imagined some Himalayan monks teaching Anon the Secret Way of Reversing Brush
>>128293678Oh wow. That actually happens to a devotee of the goddess Bilquis in pic related.I'm now thinking of the Mad Hatter and March Hare singing "A Very Happy Unbirthday" to Alice. Damn fetishists ruin everything.
Bretty good https://youtu.be/CMyK4SwCwhw
>>128287040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz00j2TpZw
>>128294108If by good you mean crap
>>128294124It is good and relaxing
>>128294176Reddit
>>128293162based>>128293199cringe
>>128294216Name one band that isn't reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip0jJACsE_g
>>128294275If only they got an actually half decent vocalist.
>>128294242Zeke
I don't like death metal generally but I really like kanonenfieber. Any similar bands?
>>128294300I'd say 1914 or Minnenwerfer they have similar theme but sound different>>128294292>punkPeak reddit tbdesuwy
>>128294242Deftones
>>128294378https://www.reddit.com/r/deftones/
>>128294378The Deftones have interesting music
>>128294310thank you sister
>>128294300You might like Autonoesis as they blend melo black/death and bits of thrash. They did get shilled here by a member ages ago but they're still not bad.
>>128294300It depends what you like about thgem but Anaal Nathrakh may kinda fit?They're not exactly similar in tone, but they mix black/death with slower catchier moments and then they're also just way more intense. They even have an album with WW1 themes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyHHUImw-VMThey're far from the same, but if you don't mind the increase in tempo/intensity I think they try to tick a lot of the same boxes as Kanon when it comes to the catchier bits and being willing to get slower and heavier in between more melodic blacky bits.
>>128287489Just listened to half of this album and it sounds exactly the same as everything else in that sub-genre. Y A W N.
>>128287040Happy Halloween.
Switzerland rocks!https://youtu.be/Gxo5RYLhzAs
>>128287040so glad they finally dropped. black metal is saved
>>128292280Pleb take.
>>128287040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78P5ivu4VzE
Where's the /nbbmn/ thread? It's november in the pacific islands
Black metal is inherently anti AI.
>>128295428When it's novemeber in Norway, the /nbbmn/ will officially begin.
Fuck that's very very goodhttps://youtu.be/eSp1yR7i1L8Speed black metal is KINO dare I say it
>>128295479A bit exclusionary don't you think?
maybe 10% of what I listen to next month will be black metal
>>128295588How so? Black metal began in Norway, it's only fair that nbbmn begins in Norway as well. No other government has recognized black metal as their cultural heritage, and no other nation has museum(s) dedicated to black metal. It has to start somewhere, and Norway it is!
>>128295428>>128287593>>128287593>>128287593
F
Varg Vikernes NEW
Jute Gyte, anyone?
>>128295979we hate that dissodisaster here
>>128295979No need to keep sucking off Hectroon, he no longer listens to metal.
>>128295998his recent listening is awful. it looks like he's dropped all pretense of being an intellectual and is back to listening to edm drivel
>>128296029I bet he has another account now, and this is some kind of "not really me, /shreddit/ pattern recognition at its finest!" deal
>>128295979Heil
jute
Jutem Gytem
Juden Gyatt
Adam Kalmbach hasn't released an album this year, what is that genius up to?
>>128296079>>128296079
juteil gytler
>>128296124>>128296124>>128296124new
>>128291704you saw the underlying message very well. you a smart fella
>>128295249Fact. My latest discovery from there:https://zatokrev.bandcamp.com/album/bring-mirrors-to-the-surface
>>128291704>>128296135funny how you find something tender where i only left insults for you all
>>128295206I love you
>>128295750RIP
