Phlebotomized editionOLD: >>128616446FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
I HOPE THAT I GET LUCKY TONIGHT AND DIEDIE DIE
Kpop and injected estrogen. My two favorite things in the world.Love from Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbnLIf-S5PY
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>128632454what the fuck was his problem
>>128632457Why did you just reply to yourself, Iass?
>>128632454Post the audio one
>>128632454>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to music, artists, and instruments.
>>128632467>/mu/ in charge of allowing webms with sound on a music board
>>128632467I don't have it sorry
>>128632405
Artist: WiggerthroneAlbum: SlamzerfaustSong: Donning The Snapback of Might>And props unto the Jewish man>Who rocks a 'fro
ITT: lasses replying to themselves without providing reasons
>>128632543nobody’s replying to their own posts
>>128632521
Eagerly awaiting Serbian AI saturday
>>128632591Troony sits around waiting for the only person more stupid than xer to show up so xhe can finally feel superior for once. Sad!
>>128632569sure, in this thread, yet
>>128632522In awe of this post
>>128632580sorry that I listen to anything other than hundreds of years old shitty music made by autistic ugly boomers
punk music is too high test for kekkysad!
>>128632668How old is the recording industry, Anon? Are the boomers in the room with you right now?
>>128632477i’ll start posting cats the moment you assholes let the thread freeze
>>128632660Why did you just reply to yourself, Iass?
>>128632580But enough about the perfect home for the music of jute gyte
are there any brutal death metal albums with wholesome themes?
>>128632668True, thats why we all listen to Polyphia here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_gkpYORQLU
fuck I attached the wrong videoanyway>when the d-beat starts
>>128632755Got you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4TsXAVlVPU
Polyphia has 2 Babymetal-collabs
>>128632784think he fucked them?
>>128632798>heWho?
>>128632798He is gay.
>>128632810>heWho?
>>128632808>>128632820the man you're in gay love with
>>128632824Not sure what you are talking about, no man has been mentioned thus far.
unfunny meme even by the low standards of hecmemes
>>128632856Whoops meant to reply to >>128632824
>>128632771seriously? without bitterness or grotesque comments? wow
Schizos everywhere
>>128632405hecdestroyer album
>>128632886I still don't know who counts as 'schizo' here or why they're called that
>>128632405Sonata Triad, haven't given it enough of a fair shot before, but all three are great. https://youtu.be/ijhkLGi5FTY?t=550
>>128632668Isn't Dwarves a core band. What happened to core?
>>128632986What metal band is he in
>>128633022Teitanblood, probably.
>>128633021chat, what did unc mean by this
I have an empty pringles can, should I try to make a pocket pussy out of it? I have sponges and rubber gloves. And baby oil.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atQLEu_yJNg
>>128632405https://youtu.be/I2ayyuEiIMo?si=B0zaYo9G2YGx2_HBhttps://youtu.be/ENBv2i88g6Y?si=cE2_fLyGP5plhwgPhttps://youtu.be/lkFMJ4-ai1I?si=MrsRlNPD5XBL28Qthttps://youtu.be/srN1GsnBui8?si=GiMbhFtMOzVznHsvhttps://youtu.be/2EJf7yQCtGA?si=gh8KiqtwER7ki-Ophttps://youtu.be/5R682M3ZEyk?si=fNplARESelUhIPdlhttps://youtu.be/pdSPKDGcYvk?si=IovoDcQrKcERlgwvhttps://youtu.be/Xq0ohwH0CCg?si=ifaQ_UiqVJGKG60j
>>128633114
>>128632923Listening to a remaster of this and it sounds good.
>>128632405coming to the realization i actually find fat girls more attractive than normal or skinny ones.
>>128633163Trash taste in music and women. To be expected.
>>128633124>>128632741
>>128633209>>128632741>Jute Gyte mentionedHEILhttps://jutegyte.bandcamp.com/track/boustrophedon
>>128633199nah, give me a plumper anyday. the bros-man knows whats up and i bet they listen to crowbar to.
>>128633273That’s called an Alabama slammer
>>128633273>Give me signs of disease, death, and lack-of-characterNo thanks! You can keep the gout-having diabetics destined for a hospital room graveyard to yourself.
>>128632405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-kW-rxzJ_0&list=PLA7E7CAFB64439B65&index=7&t=139s
>>128633315I'M AN ALABAMA NIG- AND I WANNA BE FREE
Summoning Serbian AI metal schizo
>>128633480Troony desperately praying for xer best friend to show up because xer poor shitty life only has meaning when xhe is talking to xer fellow special needs.Best part is that you just know the retarded Serbian doesn't even think about Troony at all, this is a one way idolization, LMFAO!
>>128633480Not cute at all
>>128633480yeah not cute
>>128633512You see one trannypopper post and have a meltdown for the whole weekend. How many times has this happened now?
Now that I think about it, Troony has also spent literal years thinking about Bongman while he left and doesn't even spend a second of his incel life thinking about Troony. The ultimate and final cuckoldry.
>>128633540Why are you referring to yourself in third person, Iass?
why do metalheads here hate trans people and women?
>>128633611We metalheads love and respect transpeople like myself. - Love from Germany.
>>128633611They read thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifesto_of_Futurism
Phil Anselmo has died.
>>128632454Who was in the wrong here
>>128633689not true
>>128633689shit, i just saw that.now pantera are reunited in heaven.
>>128633645>FuturismHEIL. Futurism is the most metal ideology imaginable. 1. We intend to sing the love of danger, the habit of energy and fearlessness.2. Courage, audacity, and revolt will be essential elements of our poetry.3. Up to now literature has exalted a pensive immobility, ecstasy, and sleep. We intend to exalt aggressive action, a feverish insomnia, the racer’s stride, the mortal leap, the punch and the slap.4. We affirm that the world’s magnificence has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed. A racing car whose hood is adorned with great pipes, like serpents of explosive breath—a roaring car that seems to ride on grapeshot is more beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace.5. We want to hymn the man at the wheel, who hurls the lance of his spirit across the Earth, along the circle of its orbit.6. The poet must spend himself with ardor, splendor, and generosity, to swell the enthusiastic fervor of the primordial elements.7. Except in struggle, there is no more beauty. No work without an aggressive character can be a masterpiece. Poetry must be conceived as a violent attack on unknown forces, to reduce and prostrate them before man.8. We stand on the last promontory of the centuries!... Why should we look back, when what we want is to break down the mysterious doors of the Impossible? Time and Space died yesterday. We already live in the absolute, because we have created eternal, omnipresent speed.9. We will glorify war—the world’s only hygiene—militarism, patriotism, the destructive gesture of freedom-bringers, beautiful ideas worth dying for, and scorn for woman.10. We will destroy the museums, libraries, academies of every kind, will fight moralism, feminism, every opportunistic or utilitarian cowardice.
>"why metalheads hate transsexuals"My brother in Christ, you commited the suicide
>>128633759Reads like the incel-manifesto of a failed teenage school shooter
>>128633512>this is a one way idolization, LMFAO!but that is literally you and your obsession with krvsty0 self awareness as usual
Is this good Thrash?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuUR9irbbwMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMNOdEF7ztkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwlSgvKOcY4
Clique presence is strong so far today
>>128632706How about you post music instead, you subhuman fag.
i made a nice on-topic thread and you guys fill it with this garbage
Is Vespéral/Conifère/Wandering Bird far-lefty faggotry? Anti-modernism as lyrical theme is based, but are they truly commited to it or are they still injected with commie/transsexual bullshit which is peak modern conformity
>>128633900>reading the lyricswho does this
>>128633798>Ehrm actually these sex-havers who fueled an entire artistic movement and followed their beliefs right into war are... le incelFunniest part is that females like yourself would have been the same ones slobbering on their cocks.
>>128633887Schizophrenic post
>>128633897When are you going to wake up and realize this general is literally just a clique hangout for the IRC to shit into? Are you going to report some off topic posts and then realize Modhew is who is looking over who gets banned or not? LOVING. EVERY. LAUGH.
>>128633918It's not the women's fault that you are unattractive.Real metalheads eat meat and drink alcohol, you are just a weak little weasel filled with impotent rage whose constant anger and misery will bring it to an early grave.
>>128633944>Real metalheadsAre literally unattractive ugly incels. This general (you) being the worst of the bunch, LMFAO!
Why are there always some faggots in /mu/ talking about themselves arguing with each other, not even talking about the music, nigger no one cares about you or your retarded ideology, just talk about music, its a fucking music forum, If you want to talk about retarded shit go to your local antifa ratcave or go to the reddit, stop spamming your worthless shit here
>>128633984>just talk about music, its a fucking music forumDon't worry guys, Ratthew our /mu/ moderator is one his way to clean up the general. Its all about the music here!
you actual need some qualifications to be a mod. ratthrew is just a lowly janny.
>>128633900can someone answer this question, Im interested as well, they are antifa, which doesnt have to be a bad thing if you don't go all the way to the far-left
>>128634042Only antifabands are trve.
>>128634042Who fucking cares Iass? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdkGpS0aQYw
>>128633880I do that too but you never notice
>>128634050I wish that was true, but they will often shill for ideology far more retarded than facism.>"How can you believe in ideology which killed 25 million?" (fascism)>"An Ideology which killed 80 million? Maybe they had some good ideas..." (communism)
>>128634073*tips fedora at you*Well spoken young lad, do you perchance perouse the /pol/ board from time to time?
>>128634037Who gives a fuck, they are all on the IRC/Discuck together anyways, Troony is there as well which is why xhes literally never spoken ill or even mentioned Ratthew before. Also why xhes never gotten banned despite spamming off topic garbage tier posts and being the worst avatarfag ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkdfhBghVAE
Top 10 niggers in metal? I like the Blasphemy guy
>>128634127he has an aryan heart
>>128634127Varg
>>128634127N-word saying is pure cringe.
>>128634100>*tips fedora at you*>Well spoken young lad, do you perchance perouse the /pol/ board from time to time?
>>128634111https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/128286969/#q128290736
Gimme some good Black Metal/Punk albumsListening to Flaming Ouroboros, E.A.G.L.E. and Valhalla Bound right now
>>128634273Blutschwur
>>128634230One mention out of the thousands of times they have posted together and xhe has said nothing. Does it ever occur to you how strange it is that a person like Troony has basically zero interest in making fun of Ratthew, who is literally the biggest lolcow genetic failure to ever exist? Why would xhe be so obsessed with Nebula, Bongman, Negru, Serbian, etc, but not the literal drugged up chinless sewer rat with a micropenis?Shreddit quite literally has zero pattern recognition.
>>128634292Come to think of it I’ve never heard Matthew disparage k-pop in any way despite never posting it himself (with one exception)
>>128634216how the fuck do these kind of guys always have a wife
>>128634216THat book is based af. I own it myself.
>>128634427There is a steady supply of their millenial female equivalent. Go to a bar in any coastal city and you'll see
>>128634280bless you
>>128634389>despite never posting it himselfHe spams their pics, sometimes even pretending to be Troony, which I usually indulge him for because Troony is such a bot that it would be impossible to truly know, and also because it means I get to shit on xer some more. I actually even contemplated them being the same person at one point, but Troony knows too much about Germany and punkslop while Ratthew literally records himself in LA. Sort of like how I would have just assumed Ratthew was a chatbot if he didn't spam vocaroos and videos constantly. Regardless they both sit in the IRC/Discuck together, certainly with others as well, probably majority of the mu staff are kpop-based. The general is the way it is on purpose, this is what the clique wants: a shitheap with nothing related to music.
how do I have high test alpha stage presence and write lyrics about fucking bitches and fighting while in reality I'm a skinny shut-in virgin?
>>128634292I think she's actually intimidated by him for some reason. Mutthew is the most milkable lowcow that's shown up here and she still doesnt engage with him. It's the only explanation, because i don't believe in your irc gobbledygook.>>128634389If you tredge through the archives you'll see he tried to heckle them 2 years ago a few times, look up Devin Lawrence. He knows it's heavily moderated and doesn't pull up anymore though.
The fact that he actually believes this is very funny
>>128634496mindbroken and mentally dominated
How to listen to this shit? Their entire discography sounds like pretentious noise.
>>128634534(You) don't, its by design. Back to tremolotrite, baldcuckery, and the triple headed hydra of tourism.
>>128634509>i don't believe in your irc gobbledygook.Imagine still not believing in the IRC clique after Ratthew comes and spams mass replies beyond the reply limit multiple times a day.I don't even blame Ratthew for being so sloppy with given away his mod/jan privilege, because as proven by (you), he could literally start calling you a faggot in mod text and you'll still be here telling me there is no clique.
>>128634547I like how you make up shit like this and think anyone else knows what in the fuck you are talking aboutschizo
>>128634601You really are that far gone, aren't you?
>>128634613Newfags being filtered by unique forum culture is a good thing. Thats how 4chan was, thats how each forum you went to was, only normalfags want homogenized globalized grey slop where nothing is unique and there is no culture except mass consumerism and advertisements. Lurk more.
>>128633944Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2eVB3NxSpg
>>128634620I'm far out of the Matrix set up by the clique, sure. Ratthew was dumb enough to give everyone verifiable proof of what I told the rest of shreddit ages ago. Then again, what does it matter? Shreddit would rather die being trolled here 365 for the next 10 years of their short diabetic alcoholic life than admit their bully was correct about everything the entire time kek.
>>128633689>it's realHoly shit.
>>128633540Correct.
>>128634713>>128634728How many times are you going to reply to yourself, Iass?
>>128633209Correct.
>>128632856Correct.
>>128634703I don’t see much argument about that. The quality of Jute Gyte on the other hand…
Tremolotruffles
>>1286346491. it's not a forum, it's an imageboard2. a single schizo making up terms and spamming them isn't board culture, retard
>>128634791Correct.
>>128634791>a single schizo making up terms and spamming them isn't board cultureThis, but the opposite. Every single "meme" you know of was just some "schizo" spamming terms or pictures until it became culture. Pic related is literally just a spammer. DESU DESU was originally just one guy spamming it. Culture is shaped by individuals. /shreddit/ has no culture because it has no individuals, only baIdcuck homunculi automatons that worship the past and have no geist. Same thing for the whole of 4cuck.org, which is why its turned into a dead forum where most content is twitter and reddit reposts while the userbase slowly leaves each and every year. (You) have no culture, (you) have no ideals, (you) are death.
every time I want to write lyrics my mind circles back to writing happy songs about enjoying life and killing women
>(You) have no culture, (you) have no ideals, (you) are death.What a edgelord.
>>128634620Correct.
>>128634857>baIdcuck homunculithis got a chuckle out of metoo bad your other 6 gorillion posts are the same chatgpt tier copy pasted ramblings
>>128634728>>128634741>>128634752>>128634848>>128634911Just another clique melty.
>>128634902Correct.
>>128634913Why would you think the opinion of a shredditor (a spiritually dead general with no OC for 6 years) would matter to me? Your greatest contribution to this general is being troll fodder for the clique that you would probably still insist is not real despite Ratthew practically dropping his janitorial ratshit directly on your shiny head.
>>128635014>Why would you think the opinion of a shredditor (a spiritually dead general with no OC for 6 years) would matter to me?>still spends his every waking moment in said general
>>128635046Every piece of "OC" made by shreddit is putting text on reddit comics and then making it about their bully, their only piece of "culture" to share is based around their obsession with the person who makes them the most angry. Literally the definition of spiritually dead and lacking ideals of their own. And yeah, I do leave whenever I want, you've been spamming that even after I left for months, and then claimed I was "pretending to be Matthew" the entire time, with your grand piece of evidence being that we "never post at the same time". Of course anyone who has been around on the general would have known that this was complete nonsense, but still, better to make up random excuses than admit your bully was right... again.
>I am an idiot. I don't know musical theory.-Hector (direct quotation)
>>128635130shitting out word salad after word salad in a general you supposedly despise AND you don't even care about its subject matteryou don't listen to metal you know nothing about metal you have no place heredie
>>128635278>y-you don't even listen to metal!!!!Desperate shredditor upon realizing he has totally lost any ground, tries the final last instantly disproven claim he can reach for. Why he decided to pick the one that anyone can prove as wrong by just looking at my last.fm that I used to spam here, well, hes a shredditor, low IQ, no pattern recognition, you know the drill.
>>128635333none of that is true metal, also>last.fmposer
>>128635345>none of that is true metal
>>128635333Strictly speaking, none of these are metal bands.
>>128635352>Strictly speaking, none of these are metal bands.
Really sad to see Hector being back to debasing himself again.
you just know he started balding in highschool, that's why he's so obsessed with ittop jej
>>128634924>>128635377Just another clique melty.
>>128632405real knuckledragger shit
>>128635387>no uThank you baldcuck.
>>128635278Correct.
>>128635377
>>128632405Forgotten melodies, potentially the best starting place for Medtner, I still Tragica is the easiest to get into (and really gud), but this is better for pure "tunes" I suppose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Urx6bCi68A
>>128635464>literally just talking to xerself>I'M NOT A SCHIZO!!!!
>>128635511Who are you quoting, Iass?
>>128632456Keep it up, girl! Just a few days to go...
>>128635511Correct.
>>128632405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5NoQg8LdDk
>>128632741Correct.
>>128633822Correct.
>>128635659>>128635651>>128635614>>128635418Just another clique melty.
>>128634525Correct.
>>128634510Correct.
Do you think Varg pays for his prepaid sim-cards with this?
>>128635377Correct.
>replying to literally every post in the threadBit mindbroken to say the least.
Summoning Negru
hecCRINGE
>n-no u!Jej.
Kill yourselves.
That thing ain't cute
>>128634620Enough bans and deleted posts will do that to a guy I guess. Drecktor IQ just can't comprehend this basic reality.
FIRST MOTHER FUCKING FRAGMENT
ONE SHOT AT GLORYIN THE CROSSFIRE OVERHEADFATE STANDS BEFORE MEWORDS HAVE ALL BEEN SAIDONE SHOT AT GLORYDRIVING HARD AND SEEING REDDESTINY CALLS MEONE NIGHT OF FIREONE SHOT AT GLORY
>>128632405The best Ehnahre album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYVug0rBgTo
>>128636132What do you think of Hate forest, hec?
>>128636165>Hate forestI think I listened to Purity a very long time ago once, aren't they just a generic tremolotrite band?
>>128636165I hate that racist crap. Moved on from that backward thinking right when I embraced veganism. Clean diet, clean thoughts.
>>128636185>Clean diet, clean thoughts.This, but unironically.
>>128636183kind of, but at least they've got a nice atmosphere imo. How about summoning? I'm blasting summoning
>>128635333I like all besides teitanblood, why do you like them?
>>128636291Why are you so gay
>>128636329what's so good about them? blasphemy is better.
>>128636263Listening to it now, I like the deeper vocals and when they finally let the bass have a bit of spotlight. Idk, the second song sounds exactly like the first and its been nothing but tremolotrite and blast gimmickery for 10 minutes straight now, so I'll be turning it off.>SummoningDon't like them at all, peak of casiocringe.runescape OST. The only classic tremolotrite style I like is pic related. Of these, Furia is the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKc9Qu5kzMA
>>128636374What do you like about kaevum? I thought you would find them boring since they're not very good musically. Fair about summoning.>Furialistening
>>128636341God, /shreddit/, every time you creatures start yapping about Blasphemy, it’s like watching a swarm of low-IQ mongrels from some fictional crater-colony grunt at a shiny object. The way you cling to that band with your greasy little mongrel paws is humiliating—like you’re terrified someone might ask you to think for more than four seconds and your skull would just softly collapse.Teitanblood doesn’t just exceed Blasphemy—it erases it. It feels like contempt manifested as sound, which is probably why it goes over the heads of you drooling mongrels whose entire auditory processing system is basically “loud = good.” Blasphemy fans act like banging on tin scraps counts as depth, because mongrels can’t tell the difference between noise and meaning.And this “influence” cope? Pathetic. Parasites are influential. Rust is influential. The Abyss-Whelp Mongrel Broods—again, fictional—reshape their whole environment too, mostly by chewing on things they don’t understand until everything breaks.Teitanblood sounds like it despises the listener and wants them reduced to paste. Blasphemy sounds like the background noise in a mongrel pit where everyone’s fighting over a single intact brain cell. The fact you defend it just proves what’s obvious: you’re not fans, you’re mongrels who mistake sonic garbage for culture.
>>128636374How about Obtained Enslavement, Dark Funeral, and Emperor
>>128636446>Teitanblood sounds like it despises the listener and wants them reduced to pasteAntaeus does that better
>>128636446imagine being this impressed by teitanblood lmao. they sound like blasphemy for babies. the baroness of black/death
>>128636470>>128636481idiots
>>128636291>I like allZased. >besides teitanblood, why do you like them?Vocal layering is unreal, combined with the guitar leads and feedback creates a fantastic way to add development and verticality to otherwise boring slop. I only really like the Death album, the rest is middling or outright bad. Teitanblood excel at songwriting, the "riffs" are pointless nothings that only serve to reach the goal. Listen to the mountainous build up here https://youtu.be/-W_mFmV6i0A?t=209, the layering leading up to SATHANAS and the following whirlwind of screeching leads + feedback and overlaping vocals is perfection. >>128636446Thank you Jeetpt>>128636470>>128636481Shreddit IQ strikes again.
>>128636470Oh, fantastic, another /shredditor/ waddles in bleating “Antaeus does that better,” like a true Balcuck-tier mongrel who thinks regurgitating the first edgy band name he remembers counts as discourse. You creatures really never disappoint.It’s always the same with you: a swarm of malfunctioning mongrels whose brains spark like wet circuitry at the slightest hint of aggression. You latch onto Antaeus because that’s the level your half-formed, sub-sapient mongrel cortex can grasp—basic hostility for basic organisms.And spare me the smug tone, you glorified Females—and yes, I mean the fictional caste of simpering drone-beings whose entire thought process consists of panic, hero-worship, and emotional static. Every time one of you posts, I swear I can hear the hive-mind buffering.Antaeus doesn’t “hate the listener” in any meaningful way. It just snarls, which is perfect for Balcuck-minded mongrels who need their music to hold their hand while pretending to kill them. Teitanblood doesn’t snarl—it passes judgment. It looks at the whole mongrel race, weighs it, and finds it embarrassingly beneath contempt.But please, keep replying. Every keystroke is another reminder that /shreddit/ is basically a refuge for low-functioning mongrels, Balcucks, and Females whose neural hardware was recalled for safety reasons.
>>128636502>NSKLegend. Beloved here.
This place fucking sucks. I'm going to leftypol kek
Teitanblood are fucking sick, actually.
>>128636602Sick as in infected with HIV maybe.
>>128636448>Obtained EnslavementGreat power metal band. Like First Fragment it would be better off not larping as extreme metal. Preferably without vocals at all, especially since these suck. Or at least keep it pagan style cleans. >Dark FuneralTotal blastslop, not even worth dissecting. Bad vocals too. >EmperorI kinda like them tbqh, sometimes, they have some catchy moments. Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk is bretty gud and I still get that main intro riff of "With Strength I Burn" stuck in my head. Shame Ishahn has the worst BM vocals in the genre besides Dani Faggot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sXz12COVeoUltimately I feel like symphonic or consonant black metal is fighting itself, Emperor is best when they stop blasting and swap to cleans.
>>128636410>What do you like about kaevum?Should be obvious, its the Nordmann vocal show. That and they really let the bass breath in the mix, which adds a lot of balance to trebly tinny tremolotrite. If you notice all three of my picks have the bass rather prominent. https://youtu.be/mVOfKzODchM?t=148I feel that such a mix is nearly always desirable.
>>128636749A few more-Esoteric-Electric Wizard-Muhammed Pedophile
>>128636815>A great intro with prominent bass, a simple motif with many great variations, the listener is taken aback by vocals. The riff turns into a slow builup, which slowly transitions into the epic and/or melancholic riff, followed by beautiful variations, which then leads to the 'climax', with melody being more prominent, then it makes a deceptive leadup and transitions into another great variation which makes the outro.
>>128636446>Teitanblood sounds like it despises the listener and wants them reduced to pastemore meaningless hyperbolic redditisms from the king of tourism himself.>DUDE it just sounds heckin HATEFULteitanblood aren't threatening they're sleep inducing. style over substance productionslop just like portal. blasphemy are a savage relic of an era when metal was actually threatening. teitansissy are for your spotify playlist on the commute to work at the apple store.
>>128636909Correct.
>>128636909Oh wow, look at you, /shredditor, huffing and puffing like your two remaining neurons finally made physical contact. Adorable. Absolutely peak mongrel behavior. Must feel exhilarating to operate at full mental wattage for once.“Meaningless hyperbolic redditisms”—bro, you type like a baldcuck who thinks throwing out the word “slop” automatically gives him personality points. You’re not clever; you’re just a duct-taped collection of internet clichés glued to panic-induced word vomit. Every line is accidental self-parody.And your little “DUDE heckin HATEFUL” puppet-show? Yeah, nothing screams “I am terrified of music” like inventing preschool mockery of a post you couldn’t dismantle on your best day. Classic behavior from one of the Females—the entirely fictional caste of jittery drone-mongrels who melt down when confronted with anything outside their limited bubble. Trannypopper has already been laughing at your kind for months, and yet here you are, volunteering yourself for more ridicule.“Blasphemy are a savage relic”—right, keep chanting your museum-exhibit propaganda like an old-world mongrel desperate to cosplay significance. You screech “TRUE ERA!! TRUE CULT!!” like a mongrel trying to drown out the echo of its own emptiness.And “teitansissy”? That’s playground-tier. That’s the kind of insult a baldcuck mongrel comes up with after staring at the ceiling for twenty minutes hoping a thought might spawn. Spoiler: it didn’t.Apple Store commute? You’re projecting so hard I’m surprised the thread isn’t glowing from the light of your self-own. You post like a man who once got corrected by a Genius Bar employee and never recovered.But keep going, by all means. Every line you spit just reinforces the truth:Teitanblood doesn’t put you to sleep.Your mongrel brain just bluescreens when confronted with actual depth—something Trannypopper would already have roasted you for.
>>128636481Since when is Blasphemy black/death?
>>128636972Shouldn't there be a space on either side of "—"? Bad AI.
Look at him, happy as a clam when all the attention is on him, asking him questions lol
>>128636869>EsotericI feel like its probably a good band, I know Hasnaoui from Elend said they like them, which is pretty high praise to me, but idk, I've tried a lot to get into them and always failed. 20 minutes of slow ringing chords... I don't get it. I do like their ornamentation, the psychedelic stuff with the guitar feedback is great, the noise elements, and some of the ambient sections. Great stuff there, its just then you get back to slow ringing chords... I just wish I could press fast forward over it. Idk, everything I like about them I find in Teitanblood. This to me is just a better version of Esoteric: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Q3FEfxmfc. The song is actually going somewhere, not just circling around back to slow chords over and over again. I haven't really heard it from others online, but probably Teitanblood were influenced heavily by Esoteric. I don't really think Teitanblood has anything to do with Warshital once you get to Death. Anyways, yeah Esoteric's problem for me is that its just a meandering nothingburger. >Electric WizardTotal dogshit. The riff for Vinum Sabbathi is catchy. Radio popslop. >Muhammed PedophileIsn't this just a meme tremolotrite band that is only cared about because of the lyrics? Never listened to it tbqh.
>>128637154>Ehrm are you talking about METAL???? In my shitheap???? EXCUSE ME!!!!
>>128637154He is talking to himself again LMAO
>>128636909>blasphemy>metal
Thoughts on Deicide?
>>128637156What's some entry level dissoshite?
>>128632405Talking about the way Teitanblood build up to climatic releases makes me me want to blast Synarchy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PP5bCLJVLI>>128637243BaId.Obese.
>>128637382Jute Gyte - Ressentiment
>>128637446
>>128637382The most entry level of entry level is Thorns and VBE. Also SMRC too I uh... guess, even if 80% of it is just norsecore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQah3B1fToghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9hP4GVmUY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQDySbKjboUSuffering Hour are probably even more entry level in terms of abrasivenesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX6lRtAVxj4Veilburner are very catchy, popular for a reasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oHI6WkYJzQI think Teitan are a fantastic underrated band that is also extremely catchy and melodic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PcLqRgH6EVertebra Atlantis is getting slightly more intense because of the heavier death metal influence.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEZ6bfgw-RAConvulsing is also good here, with along with Suffering Hour they have some of my favorite guitar tones.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSdCCVCMyU
Phil Tougas
>>128637446>>128637535Cool, thanks.
>>128637484Correct.
the hecGPT gimmick is getting old
>>128638035Correct.
Awful thread so far.
>>128632035correct
>>128633273disgusting"thicc" (fatt)<<fitt<<sticc<petittsimple ass
>>128638441>t.
>>128633689again?he already died twice, desudidn't seem to phase him muchwell: F, I guess
>>128633944and that's why coreshit isn't metaljust look at them, with their twig arms, baseball caps, moving like downies on pcp, and all
>>128638460I physically can't open my mouth that wideluckily, I'm not homosexual
>>128638441thick != fat
>>128638517wrong!
Btw, did anyone besides Teitanblood decide to take the only good things about Esoteric and make proper music instead of atmospheric chugshit repetitions? trying to search for psych metal bands just leads to scooby doo poprock.
>>128632591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzY1uE4lAMThanks for the support from you and others! It's nice to be nice I think! Check my Odysee for more metal btw. Some cool remakes there. I will do more of them, probably only there, cause they have sweary words and 'controversial' topics \\m// :)
>>128632405STONETHEY WIELDED THE STONEIN GENERATION FROM FATHER TO SON
>>128638594Odysee is a nazi website. We hate nazis here my dude. Read the room.
>>128638611>We
There are women here?
>>128638611Fair point. I'm not into nazism myself at all and more left wing than most here I imagine too. I did notice alot of right wing content on Odysee. Youtube with their discrimination and censoring of the truth sends ppl to platform like that. Did you see the recent Nick Fuente's expose by Secular Talk? What's the difference between a catboy and a femboy xD I'll find something metal related to that. Give me a minute so I don't get banned again, but yeah, that's actually a fair point!
I guess I'm not gonna find anything metal related to catboys and femboys. Oh well xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO91NsJ0J3k
Best Korea has the right attitude to dogs. They ban keeping them as pets. Food only!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzY1uE4lAM
>>128638788We only have catgirls here, sorry.
>>128638815That thing's not cute. Each to their own though xDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNNld6x6QUc
>>128638861Whoops meant to reply to >>128632591 XD \m/
There was a trance thread here last night. It's gone now though :( I WANNA TRANCE! TRANCE! :D
>>128638692You hate your own people and culture?
>>128638991I hate stupid people. I don't care about their race. I'd rather live next to a black guy that hates dogs and is respectful of his neighbours than some white trash redneck dog nutter. This kinda argument defeats the racism argument entirely, and exposes the true shills who want to divide and conquer. Also metal related:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci6rbXJSl5o
>>128639021Wanting to preserve your culture and race doesn't have to mean hating everyone else.
HAIR METAL WARRIORS! WE'LL FIGHT TONIGHT!! \\m// LOVE THIS SONG AND LOOK FORWARD TO REMASTERING IT IN A FEW YEARS! \\m//I KNOW SOME OF YOU LOVE THIS ONE TOO! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW8OVPfzmlwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci6rbXJSl5o
>>128639077Scummy people I hate in general. I don't care their race. If they're scummy they're scummy. I judge by their actions, not their race or religion.
>>128639098>still not nooticing correlations
>>128639098YOU are scum
>>128639302>>128639341I'm anti-scum. YOU are probably scum if you think I'm scum :)
>trad heavy metalaka DIAPER METAL.
>>128639474This is correct.
>>128639527Correct \\m//
>>128632454I love this shit
>>128639341Correct.
exodus should have been in the big 4 instead of slayer, because slayer is the only band that stands out in the big 4metallica, megadeth and anthrax all make crappy thrash music for wimps, slayer on the other hand is much closer to real thrash like sodom, kreator, destruction, dark angel, death angel, possessed etc, especially in terms of dark and evil satanic lyrical themes.exodus fits perfectly into the metallica, megadeth, anthrax big four.
>>128639602Slayer - Show No Mercy one of the GOATS. First non Iron Maiden and Def Leppard bands I heard. Slayer did get lame later on after the 90s though.
>>128639602>slayer on the other hand isfalsetto shithence faggot shit
>>128639636show no mercy, reign in blood and seasons in the abyss in that order is my personal top 3 from them
I AM THE ANTICHRIST! \\m// If Slayer wrote anti-dog songs, would be even more perfect, but in the 80s, dogs were'nt a problem as much as they are now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdt6-jJ1_Ew
>>128639651100% agree. I have a cassette of Show No Mercy. Probably worth something, but would'nt sell it :D
>>128639674You're kind of weird
>>128639691Thanks :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwbTSlpRno0
post crust punkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNgsxRfS56I
SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYYRg99OUY
SATANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iaFQTejTDI
>>128639655Why do you type like a bitch
Thoughts on the afterlife?
>>128639798Fuck yourself with a dildo. SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\m//
>>128639808Disney sucks monkey balls. Same as EVIL SEASEME STREET!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljFihLcsr6E
BAN ALL MUTTS FROM THE BEACH! BASTARD 4 LEGGED TURDS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdImqiTmXw
>>128639852>Disney sucks monkey ballsThey do, which is why Don Bluth left to make coombait
>>128639474I think you are very mentally ill, please seek help.
>>128639886That is crazy. They put secret messages in their 'spells' also. Youtube tries to censor it, but I've seen it with my own eyes.
>>128639895I'm 100% sane, but thanks for the concern :) BAN THE BEASTS! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpQic5iFuFk
AI METAL FRIDAY!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8gX0pb_LVM
Goy metal?
I have a NASA watchalong diss track to upload. I'm gonna wait for the next important NASA watchalong though. Fuck those clowns xD
This is 4chin, we fight for truth right? We want UFO truth right? RIGHT?!
Glowies are like hmm, no? Yeah fuck that xD
Haven't browsed /metal/ in 6 to 7 years. I don't remember it being this retarded and yet it was fairly retarded back then. Really makes you think.
I love the game when we pretend we haven't been here in a long time
>>128638636not the kind of women that are worth expending any amount of energy on
>>128640037Why would someone lie about that?
>>128640050Like i said it's a fun game to play
>>128640037I know my post seems like I'm lying but that's a little something we like to call post irony. I have not been on /metal/ for many moons.
>>128640050they wouldn't, this guy is just paranoid but I understand why. All 4chan people do is deceive and manipulate
>>128640087This is it exactly. I followed the Cylinder James larp, and I wasn't annoyed when I realised it was a hoax. At the same time, it seemed that guy was not into actual UFO truth at all. Just sayin'
>>128640087Serbian AI doesn't, he's very clearly anti-dog. Unless you think he's actually pro-dog, which would be paranoid as well.
>>128640140He lies about being from Serbia and being sane
>>128640140I'm suspicious of all dogs. I know some are described as 'nice', but they all can turn aggressive very quickly. At the end of the day, dogs brains are not like human brains. The owners want you to believe they're angels or whatever, but most common sense people see them as the beasts they are.
>>128640128>>128640140what the fuck are you schizos talking about
>>128640039Correct
>>128640172I think dogs get too much support in todays world from goverments, the law and the media. They're violent beasts that delete children. They shouldn't exist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzY1uE4lAM
>>128635668>>128635668>>128635668
>>128640251>>128640251>>128640251NEW
>>128640172What new albums have you liked?
Have a good one frens. Hope to see you soon in the next metal or trance thread! Need to remaster this one lol \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZS79oCZqvE
Kix - Don't Close Your Eyes
