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GET IN HERE

>corny rapper quits his job to make shitty rap music
>takes out a bunch of loans
>finds no success on Youtube
>find himself $200,000 in debt
>refuses to stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyzb-diZ3Ds
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King Krimzon is Unkle Adams for the thinking man Juggalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB8JZg1p2g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JNLTttk7Dk&t=31s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqUSTEr2y64
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I'm lif up af listening to eddie hazel but the albums almost done. what do I put on next for maximum comfy Unk thread lurking?
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>>78069419
ORIGINOOOO
I remember this shit from cringe threads, where did you get all that other information?
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>>78069443
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdPYYOe3Xn
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>>78069443
I'm listening to some shitty electroswing mix to keep the Unk-ish vibes
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redpill incoming: he spent the last $40,000 paying people to anti-shill his music on /mu/ for publicity
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>>78069440
how does this happen
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His face reminds me of Moses
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i know you all hate this guy and his music so what's the fascination with him?
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I've been here since thread 1 and I'm getting to the point where I can't handle looking at his creepy plastic face anymore
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>>78069419
>no success on Youtube
>207,490 views
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>>78069482
Dont be stupid, unk is an AAA tier ultramodern post-narrative semi-scripted cyber-drama
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>>78069536
>1,000 more dislikes than likes
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how does this have threads
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Unk is gonna actually get huge, changing the way artists gain stardom forever.

GET IN THE BUNK WITH UNK
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>>78069570
tbqh the first few were interesting but he hasn't posted any updates and his debt problems have lost their luster
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>>78069458

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbpJtarSPpo

Fantano made a video for today as well


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1IJIYUrys
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>>78069472
i like to listen to great music for the contrast.

>>78069502
if you haven't notice this board and website is basically dead. Unk is the most novel thing that has popped up in a while and we are gonna get every once of entertainment from it that we can. This is what it takes now. we have been given all the music already and all the tools to make music and we are too lazy and burnt out to do anything so it takes laughing at this guy to get us off. This is grade A hardcore internet humanity porn and we are gonna jerk it till we see Unk with our eyes closed.
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I'm investing all my savings in Unkcoin
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>>78069482
i love all these people making all these theories of this being some art piece, or shilling cause they can't just accept a man as retarded as unk exists
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https://twitter.com/BlockManX/status/963586534283927552
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UNKLE PLEASE GO BEAST MODE ON MY WIFE
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>>78069622
>we have been given all the music already and all the tools to make music and we are too lazy and burnt out to do anything so it takes laughing at this guy to get us off.
The story of mankind
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>>78069676
yeah that's pretty funny to think about.
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>>78069676
>>78069719
post-ironic shills spotted
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you guys are just fueling the flames
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Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much 9c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.
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Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much 9c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.
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>>78069419
What’s the over/under on when he kills himself?
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>>78069741
>he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it.
Kek
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>>78069536
clearly you have the same mentality as him
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>>78069765

What's so funny? That's more of a real issue than the shit black twitter whines about

But it's not #woke or cool so who cares right? XD
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Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much 9c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.
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>>78069756
Hannah will dump/divorce him within the year, and he'll kill himself pretty quickly after.

His girlfriend/fiance/wife Hannah will leave once she's realized how deep this pit he's dug himself really is. He's using store credit to try to flip TVs, like he doesn't even understand that's fraud. Watching this dude's life just makes me so fucking anxious and stressed out.
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>>78069735
He's really gonna do it. This was his plan all along. What a genius.
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Fuck you guys. Unkle Adams is great. He's just what we need right now. Too much (c)Rap passing itself off as real rap.

For example you know what that Young Thugg and Future and the Migos (c)rap sounds like to me? a bunch of monkeys banging around in the studio, just hootin and hollerin like they can't get words out. You want to know why? want to know why I made the comparison of modern cRap to a group of simian constructs? Because it's made by a bunch of no good NIGGERS! that's right I fuckin said it.

Unkle Adams doesn't follow those trends. He's real with it. He's classy. He wears Sean Connery suits, he talks about real issues like our children being shoved into lockers and offin themselves over it. We need more Unkle Adams. We need to purify rap music. Get these crapeprs out of here and put in REAL artists like Unkle Adams.
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>>78069810

Pics of this bitch? I heard she's James Bond movie tier
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>>78069440
>he's such a faggot even insane clown posse shits all over him
lmao
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>>78069832
>>78069809
>>78069752
>>78069741
this pasta is gonna kill these threads. oh well
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>>78069810
>So deep on Unk's dick that he knows the dude's wife's name and refers to her on a first name basis

You're going too far, dude.
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>>78069808
agreed. It's all
>yoyoyo my bro bro bro got shot by the po po for robbin a store, chokin a whore and kickin a door, that shit was wrong dats why I'm writin this rap song cuz my brotha dindu nuffin

Fuckin NIGGERS! Even i can write a better rap(e) song than them.

Unkle Adams however is the truth. He's the reality that our kids need to here.
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UNK DO *NOT* READ THIS
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Ok
It's sad but true:
We should consider the very real possibility that Unk's obvious schitzotypal delusions could at any point cause a dangerous thought process like this:
>I see now
>The universe true purpose for me
>KMS as a martyr for all the bullied kids
>This will end bullying all over the world and is my Purpose on this earthly plain
Anyone who's felt like unk knows this is serious
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>>78069885

Unk's dick is currently inside my wife
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>>78069841
wwe heavyweight with pigtails tier
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>>78069888

Yes, you're being sarcastic with your "(c)rap" posting but what you're saying is actually true

Rap is not a legitimate music genre, it's background music for nu-males/soy boys to bob their heads to, but at least Unkle Adams is spreading a good message
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>>78069939
>>78069841
https://youtu.be/0TY4-guGe_0
first 10 seconds
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>>78069961
ah I thought that pasta would ruin these threads but I see now that it will weed out the squares with no taste.
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>>78069988
>I have TASTE. Migos, Young Thug, Drake, Black Panther Soundtrack, Run the Jewels, the list goes on.
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lol @ melon not naming names
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>>78069831
he's got us working for him
brilliant
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A man this delusional should not have had access to that amount of money.
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What was his job that he quit before all this? This dude has like a junkie mentality when it comes to money.
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>>78070085
He was a heavy machinery operator
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>>78070182
lol a heavily experienced machinery operator can make 90k a year in Canada
what the fuck is this guy doing?
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>>78070203
"chasing his dreams"
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>>78070203
I highly doubt he's working enough on his rap career to justify not working at least part time.
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>>78069440
>Dr. Phil is a longtime fan of ICP
Why does this make so much sense?
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does anyone else just kinda feel genuinely bad for him

like I haven't even watched any of his videos/songs but just reading what has happened and seeing his face instantly makes me realize that he is just a not well person

I feel like this could have been avoided if he had better guidance in life, better parents, role models, whatever, but maybe I'm wrong.

and also I'm not trying to moralfag, I mean yes the whole thing is pretty funny, but it's also pretty damn sad.
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Unk has good taste.
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>>78070286
he barely works at all
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>>78070381
I genuinely feel bad for him, I have known a few people irl who had similar delusions. I don't want him to an hero as other anons have joked about, but I struggle to see how someone this far gone is going to come to his senses and go back to a real job.
I hope someone in his family or a close friend gets through to him and he disappears from the internet for his own good. At the same time I can't deny that it is honestly funny and fascinating to watch.
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>>78070381
I really don't for whatever reason. I don't really know why. I'm not a sociopath, I have empathy for people. I'm just getting some serious schadenfreude outta this guy.

Maybe you should watch his videos and see if you feel the same way about him.
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>>78070381
>Had a $90k year job
>Lives in a nice house
>Has a wife
>Tall, white, healthy

No, not my fault he's a delusional narcissist
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>>78070497
>>Had a $90k year job
Really? Doing what?
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>>78070497
damn
thats sad, but i was wondering how he had a nice looking house in the background of his videos
although apprently thats gone now lol
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>>78070509
Heavy Machiney Operator
that is, if he's experienced
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>>78070525
that soylord was a heavy machine operator? Do you know his salary for a fact or are you guessing?
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>>78070491
>I hope someone in his family or a close friend gets through to him and he disappears from the internet for his own good.

yeah, I seriously don't understand how someone hasn't stepped in yet

the only thing I can think of is that it's actually all some big experimental performance art piece and he's not actually in debt and is entirely self-aware and is just waiting for the right moment to be like "gotcha!" and make everyone realize he's not an idiot. I doubt that's the case but if it is it would actually be pretty incredible.

>>78070492

I doubt you're a sociopath, you probably just don't have as much empathy as someone like me.

I almost can't bring myself to watch his videos, maybe I will later. the whole thing makes me laugh but want to cry at the same time. the internet fucking does shit to people, man.
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>>78070539
i just looked at the highest reported salary, I have no idea what his real salary was
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>>78070568
it's still pretty high. i mean, i can get were the guy is coming from in the broadest strokes possible. my dad's friend works in that and it's a very dull job...but still, this guy went full retard without a plan b. he could have at least gone the part time or taxi route.
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I didn't watch the full series is he out of debt yet?
The first episode said 'I'll only release this when things are better' and he released it so...?
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>>78070673
>is he out of debt yet?
there are no words to express how much he is still in debt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePLnt1KTf-o

wtf I hate the 90s now
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>>78070564
>can't bring myself to watch his videos
just watch them dude. I know how you feel.

He looks like a super nice guy but he is so annoying you will probably feel differently.

Watch the first part of his "At least a million" playlist and report back to me if you feel differently about him.

It's not that bad dude.
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i read somewhere that unk used to have a gambling problem. could explain his desire to keep "doubling down"
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>>78070673
>The first episode said 'I'll only release this when things are better' and he released it so...?

Does anyone know if he's gonna upload again? If he decided to end the "mission" I'm really scared he's going to kill himself/someone
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>making a song about being middle class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDBd9T8CmbY

is he actually retarded?
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>>78070717
This is too unironically good he should delete it
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>>78070787
hes REAL
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>>78070717

Unk needs some better hoes in his videos baka
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>>78070717

A song about the stress free days of 90s youth is really sad when you still havent grown up and never became an adult
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>>78070842
>pay out the ass for retarded props
>cant afford any good looking prostitutes
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He needs a haircut that doesn't show off his receding hairline
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Imagine if he decides to stop rapping and start making prog rock covers or something.
Imagine that dork singing
>INVISIBLE AIRWAVES CRACKLE WITH LIFE
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>>78070896
lets be real here,
they're his aunts.
cousins maybe.
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Did anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable watching his video of him in the studio? I mean, I can't actually hear the producer, but I just know he sounds bored and irritated when he has to converse with Unk
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>>78070787
seriously, this only works if you are a country singer and even then you can't just be stright up saying I'm the middle class like it's some point to be prideful about.
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>>78069419
is this the guy that reviews all the stupid shit on amazon? i forget his name i think its matt or something but they look exactly the same
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>>78070968
nieces even?
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>>78071018
they look older then him. I doubt it
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>>78070981

Watching Unkle interact with people makes me feel this weird secondhand lonliness.
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>>78070981
I could hear the producer not sure why you couldn't but yeah the guy was just trying to act nice even though he knows Unk is just embarrassing him. He probably wasn't that annoyed cause he's lucky to have a customer giving him such work to do.
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>>78070717
N O T G E O G R A P H I C A L L Y , T I M E W I S E
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PLACE IT IN YOUR RECTUM
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0smyahxeSNc
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the more i think about it the worse i feel for this guy
but then i remember hes doing it to himself
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This is so depressing that the depression is starting to rub off on me

Anyone else?
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I WOULD USE A WOODEN CHAIR AS A SPACE SHUTTLE
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>>78071186

My life is already depressing as fuck so this is just a distraction

I like this video about working out where he's non-ironically rapping about how much he works out, he looks great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqmyHMq6BTA
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>>78071186
same
member this though
>>78071145
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>>78071186

I think it's happening to me, too. Watching this dude is just making me feel lonely and anxious and nervous.
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>>78070981
this video genuinely makes me want to commit soduku
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>>78070908
he could be /mu/core in no time
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>>78071233
>Watching this dude is just making me feel lonely and anxious and nervous.
Exactly

This guy is living in his own depressing reality and he's sucking me into it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfomFu1jIyE

This vide made me never want to drink again
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I'M BUSY WORKING WHILE THEY LEAVE IT TO A CLOVER LEAF
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>>78071233
same
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>>78071071
I'll have to rewatch it. My brain probably chose not to hear the producer because I was so embarrassed for him.
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>>78071271
im not even gonna watch but id imagine this is like what youd see in school or something as a warning not to drink and drive
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this is his cameraman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvhMwRdmd_w

i bet he fucked hannah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm0QCjIXJ70

I fucking cringe at how he always presents/edits these videos in a way that just screams "oh yeah this is about to go #viral and make me a star"
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>>78071203
Yeah this guys is definitely a troll or either severly autistic.
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>>78071306
im holding out hope that the reason ive heard he is secretive is because he is really just playing a character
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>>78070902
4chan's obsession with dude's hairlines and height will never make me not cringe.
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>>78071325
Yeah, but he's got shit out there from like 10 years ago. He could be playing the long con though
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>>78071203
>>78071186
>>78071233
>>78071254
>>78071269
lurking these threads like all of 4chan is pathetic and if you feel bad watching Unk it's probably because you subconsciously realize the ways you are failing when you see this guy fail so hard.
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>>78071356
m-maybe hes just really dedicated
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>>78071290

Jesus Christ, how many awful rappers with a bunch of money to spend on professional videos are there?

This is worse than Unkle Adams
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>>78071347
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>>78071274
i can't hear the producer either

>>78071359
nice projection
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i bet most of his money was spent on the professional editing by his cameraguy merlando

he even paid him and paid actors to do this horrible "funny" video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fU651rslo
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>>78071359
He can't even design a good piece of merch lol

https://unkleadams.com/merchandise/
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>>78071460

Are these comments paid for?
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>>78071369
my fucking sides
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>>78071271
Ok he namedrops Chad and Stacy in this one he has to be trolling
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>>78071531
>end me
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Now THIS is the face of a man who's proud of his work.
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>>78071460

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP3Dbs_xbKI

Im now down a deep hole of professionally filmed YouTube cringe

ugh
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You know I had to do it https://youtu.be/hlfgkmLruCU
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>>78071460
holy shit this is so painful to watch, i can't believe this guy is 32 years old
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>>78071728
lol nice one anon
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>>78071728
lmao
he unironically has a nice house
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>tfw Unk will never cum to your middle school and teach you about bullying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwZtYfADgGg
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ok boys what song is he gonna cover before he offs himself. My bet is on Untitled by Simple Plan
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>>78071779

"Graduation"

Because his graduation song didn't go #viral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqpaIcj35UU
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>>78071778
Bullying, also known as whispering
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>>78070787
why does he say bad words in this one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNX6BbiQYu8

Dope ass muhh veterans bait
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj45S6cjnOE

>liked this guy
>he's a climate change conspirator

dropped
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>>78072078
based unkle
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>>78071778
>When I watched the video of this wonderful young man providing- giving such a strong message, i said ‘oh wow we need to have him and i want him in Brentwood’
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Mr. Metokur Internet Insanity vid on this guy when?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpC6l4IRNTE

Youtube was a mistake
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>>78072101

What would Canadians consider bullying

>he only said thank you 19 times instead of 20
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>>78072169
this is so difficult to watch holy jesus
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Does anyone know where Ankle Adams is from?
Not geographically...
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>>78072518
T I M E W I S E
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>>78071095
What does that even mean?
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I like how Fantano basically made a video about unkle adams without actually mentioning him and avoided giving him free publicity. He basically called him delusional without actually saying his name.
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>>78071728
kek
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>>78072169
Social media was a mistake*
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>>78072169
>more likes than dislikes
>99% of comments are supporting the manbaby

jesus
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This is gonna end in a murder suicide isn’t it
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>>78070717
Wow this song is really sad now
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>>78072645
I love how he literally copied what everyone was saying in the 1st and 2nd thread and made a monetized video about it. He literally made money off of /mu/ shitposters opinions

there is about a 90% change the melon is probably reading this right now 2bh
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>>78072834
>tfw you just realize melon makes money off of ripping off /mu/ shitposting
Not sure if impressed or embarrassed for him
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>>78072880
He's making money off it

Not embarrassing whatsoever
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>>78072169
I couldn't make it past like 2 minutes. What the fuck was even the point of this. God, it's so embarrassing for all involved parties.
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>>78072645
Fuck FatTainto, that baldheaded bully. Unk is a much better man than he will ever be.
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>>78072169
>start watching this 2 minutes in realize it's disgusting
>suddenly notice it's 23 minutes long

Jesus fucking christ
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i think my favourite thing about this guy is he seems to pay actors for literally every video he makes

like
he doesn't have any friends
he's so out of pocket because he has to pay people to be part of his stuff
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>>78070717
When's he gonna start his "Unkle Adams Mission to the Moon Presentation" video series?
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>>78071893
it seems like back in 2009 he was 27 and trying to appeal to then 16 year old kids but hasn't realized that 2009 is almost 10 years ago now while still trying to do the same thing. He would've been an old gramps back then and it's just even more embarrassing now
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>>78072834
>"oh no he made money off of what everyone is thinking that views his content"

Stfu you faggot. Common knowledge can be profitable for anyone.
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Unkle Adam is a satirical character that mocks the materialistic and adult themes of modern hip-hop. He's got godawful taste, he has no talent, and he disses the 'haters' constantly. Despite this, he's the antithesis of rap; no swearing, polite Canadian-ness, and has no money whatsoever.
Right...?
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>>78073187
hi anthony :)
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Is this /mu/'s Chris-chan?
Also no, singing contest arc doesn't make Chris-chan /mu/ related
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>>78073439
>singing contest arc

quick rundown?
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Looks like these threads have lost steam now, was fun while it lasted. Bye
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>>78069484
i fapped to this girl and that company so many times
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DADDY
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>>78073769
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>>78073769
what is it from?
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>>78073845
> when the blow kicks in
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>>78072169
the most embarrassing part of this video is that the dudes name is Sandy
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>>78073852
It's from a clips4sale company called "deepthroat hd last" (yeah what a name). You can go see what they're about but basically the night before a shoot they give girls some food that will really kick up their saliva glands, they drink milk then they throat fuck them and it's an explosive mix of milk puke and gagging. I'm into that shit but it makes most people just laugh.
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>>78072834
I'm sure he received 30 emails about Unk. He wasn't even aware that his debt is now much higher than 164k. He made some original points too
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>>78072169
Fuck that little shit and his stupid nose

If I was his dad the title of video would be "I need 50,000 in hospital bills because my dad broke every bone in my body for being a little shit"
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>>78069596
is this some type of viral marketing? willing to bet this guy gets a successful Patreon from this stunt
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jesus fucking christ these threads keep going
i havent been keeping up, is a lot of shit happening? last i remember he was in a lot of debt and sold his car and booked more studio time
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>>78072169
I was in a band with a dude whose dad was probably a narcissist and he wouldn't shut up about it, his Dad totally probably was a narcissist and so on but this motherfucker was a whiny weak pain in the ass draining wet washcloth of a human being, without any ability to stand up for himself or accept any real criticism without accusing the instigator of persecuting him.
I can't watch this video, I've already found it on youtube once before and I literally just want to mentally vomit every time I'm exposed to anything like this. Narcissism creates exactly these types of toxic relationships and this only recurses when this enters a family dynamic with children.
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>>78074669
Not a lot has happened. Mostly just talk about the vid from Anthony and some ICP related stuff to show Adams isn't the only delusional idiot.
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>>78074669
This is the 6th thread, Fantano made a video about it because he's a massive /mu/ fanboy and apparently Dr Phil is a juggalo
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>>78074407
Do you mean Origineux points?
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>>78069440
I hope he makes it just to shut his whore mother in law up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48mHuEZMN5M
>Instead of being afraid of death, I use it as rocket fuel to propel me further in life.
How many has he killed already, /mu/?
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>>78069440
I'd buy that hoodie he has on in the third vid as a shirt tho
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I hope he'll sell drugs next season or switch to soundcloud , maybe collab with some niggers and write something for black lives matter
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>>78075120
WHATEVER IT TAKES
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>>78072169
Having studied abnormal psyches, that guy's dad doesn't come across as narcissistic to me. Him and his wife just look annoyed that their pissant son is mouthing off to them for no reason and being obnoxious.
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>>78075472
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>>78070539
everyone from the prairies is an experienced heavy machine operator, even children.
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>>78075120
>explains his haircut
>no one asked
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>>78071203
The biggest problem he has is his lack of face tattoos.
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>>78072169
You know, I would be annoyed as well if my kid started filming me without my consent so he could make our dirty laundry known to the world via YouTube.
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>>78075655

lil unk when
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>>78071602
when I watched that video with him in the studio it was the most cringe shit ever. How does that guy keep a straight face? How much money has he milked from him?
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Previously I said his videos/situation were making me feel depressed because the depression were rubbing off on me, then I realized that I have enough intelligence/self-awareness to never put myself into a position where I humiliate myself like this.

The thing is, he doesn't know how badly he's embarrassing himself, so it doesn't matter. Like if there was a gun pressed to my head and they said "record this song called Original and dress in a top hat and suit and roll around on a couch" I'd probably tell them they'd have to pull the trigger
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>>78069498
based moses
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>>78075691
A producer doesn't give a shit what he's recording as long as it's making him money. The best part is, you can SEE how he is playing unk. Telling unk that he's "bad for business" because he's just too good and too fast in the studio. The reality is that the producer takes the first mediocre track he can get and cuts it until it's passable. It's quite funny since you can see how unk is buying into it
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This man reminds me of Michael Scott
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>>78071290
Ahh, the old rapping into a phone as if having a conversation with someone.
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>>78075838
You're not the first person to say that, it's a comment on pretty much all of his videos.
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>>78069419
Are we sure this isn't just a super elaborate troll? I find it nearly impossible that a guy can lack THIS much self awareness.
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who do you guys think his anonymous investor is? his mom? He said this person dumped $71k into his "career", wtf?
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>>78075887
I don't think it matters. I think that's a completely bullshit claim. I also think this guy is not unemployed and is doing this "$200,000 in debt" thing to drum up more views
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YE YE Y EY YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE

e n j o y y o u r s e l f
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>>78075907
the videos him literally committing credit fraud make me think he's legit fucking crazy and this isn't an act.

Unless his act involves buying 10 brand new HDTVs and immediately returning them to the store.
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>>78075923
>him literally committing credit fraud
That's not credit fraud

What are you talking about.
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>>78075929
Circumventing the no-cash-back restriction on credit cards is a form of credit fraud. It's also not very different from money laundering.

There's a reason he has a no-cash-back credit card.
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>>78075929
I've been told this is illegal in his province: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credit_card_kiting

He's self-documented his intent to deceive on video.
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>>78076049
That's not what he's doing though.

If you go to best buy with a best buy card and purchase a monitor, it's not illegal for you to turn around and sell that monitor to someone else. He's not selling it back to best buy.
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>>78076049
So he'll go to jail and he'll finally have street cred.
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>>78076115
more like hell finally be getting his shit pushed in by someone in real life
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>>78076108
It's not, if you plausible were going to buy it as an individual as intended by your credit card.

Wholesale purchasing "easily flippable" items to sole purpose of conversion to cash might be the most blatant and clear cut case of credit card kiting.

I'm not a lawyer, but this is insanely degenerate financial shit. He'll be cashing bad cheques next and then he'll get really fucking arrested.

I literally used to do heroin and it didn't get this bad for me. I stopped once I maxed out my line of credit.
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>>78073979
same here brother
this one time someone asked for sauce of some hot chick and another anon replied "veronica moser"
the fact that i already knew who that was made me reconsider a whole lot
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>>78076127
You might be right, I have no idea and I'm not trying to argue.

But if you're right then we should show these videos to Best Buy/authorities and accelerate his road to ruin.

Kick things up a notch. These threads are getting stale without Unkle updates.
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is unk a person with legit mental issues tho
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Maybe he wants to hook up with that 14 year old girl who's stage name phonetically sounds like BAD BABY.

I mean, she's just as much of a loser, isn't she?
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>>78076901
She's literally a millionaire.
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>>78076901
>not in debt
>actually somewhat popular
>has marketable presence
>record deal

yea, just as much of a loser as he is
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>>78072169
what is the relevance of this video to the unkster?
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>>78076949
Also she still has her whole life in front of her and isn't 30+ years old trying to become a rapper.
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>>78076913
Only because she's a kike, and they control the international economy.
Punk ass shiksa aint got no talent.

>>78076949
Only popular because she's got big tits for a 14 year old, and all the pedos want to pop her cherry.

Disgusting prick teasing skank ass kike hoe!
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>>78076988
Regardless if she actually deserves her success, at the end of the day she's still successful.

Same for Kim Kardashian making tens of millions every month doing stupid shit and contributing nothing of value to society.
But you'd be crazy to call her a loser.
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MILLION DAWLUURZ
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>>78076901
bahdbahbie or whatever the fuck is a literal millionaire, she sells out concerts and you can legit hear her songs in random clubs during the weekend
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>>78077009
Then call me crazy because they're both losers with nothing of value to contribute to anything.
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>>78077062
how can someone who made it be a loser you dipstick
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>>78077062
You have a weird definition of "loser" that isn't shared by virtually anyone else, so choose a different word to mean what you mean.
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>>78077026
None of the clubs I go to play that loser shit.
That kind of music only gets played in Guido and Bro clubs, and I don't step foot in shit holes like those.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvt668sHyWA

guys this is the funniest one yet. also maybe the saddest and worst

poor unk :(
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>>78069440
>he named his fucking son after his rapping persona
>his wife didn't even get a say
My god
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>>78077079
Just because someone "Made it" doesn't automatically make the a "Winner", either. Losers attract losers, so gullibble losers will part with their hard earned cash to help one lone loser "Make it" but that doesn't take away from the fact they're still a loser!

>>78077082
Would you prefer the word "Pleb"?
Still a loser by my definition.
You have a weird definition of the word "Winner: and I'll use whatever words I like.
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>>78077127
This doesn't even make any sense.
Is English your first language?

Please think for a second about the meaning of those words regardless of context.
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>>78075922
*LE
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What did he mean by this?
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follow ur dreams
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>>78077228
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new unk video on FB
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>>78071347

according to 4chan every male has a receding hairline no matter what age they are or how full their hair is
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the comment section for every video is just comedy gold non-stop
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DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY I TALK ABOUT EM OPENLY!
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real talk, are all wiggers complete idiots
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>>78077407
Well it's the minimum requirement to become a wigger in the first place.
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>>78077062
>with nothing of value
except one has over a million dollars worth of value at 14 and one has over 200000 dollars in debt at 32
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>>78077086
You're right, relistening to this after the debt vids came out hurts
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>>78075120
>it's actually called a hair tattoo
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>>78075700
>Like if there was a gun pressed to my head and they said "record this song called Original and dress in a top hat and suit and roll around on a couch" I'd probably tell them they'd have to pull the trigger
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>>78075700
lol
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DEPRESSION
AND
ANXIETY
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>>78077838
I TALK ABOUT EM OPENLY
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>>78071565
>That is funny that is like me lol I have no life
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>200k

fuck man, you could get a nice car, pay a bunch of hookers, get nice audio stuff for your mancave, get a nice tv and tons of vidya

anything but making a complete ass of yourself on youtube
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>>78078158
the worst thing is a lot of that he didn't just invest money in equipment but he was also hiring producers, actors, cameraguys tour organizers for tours that didn't go through etc. All these people were taking his money and knowingly scamming him, they all played along like this was going to work out for him to just get a little more cash out of the cow.
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>>78078215
Yeah but that's his fault. They didn't scam him (except for the tour guys maybe). The producers for example get paid for the service to make a record. They did that. Ofcourse they knew that he's shit, but it's not the place of a producer to give an artist life advice. Same for the actors and cameraguys.
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>>78078262
starting to sound a lot like the room and tommy wiseau
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>>78073979
what in the absolute fuck. those poor women.
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>>78078262
I agree that it's mostly his fault but SOMEONE could have maybe said SOMETHING
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>>78077132
why is his shirt so small
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>>78078294
The audience did. His songs have a lot of dislikes. The comments are filled with jokes about him. Even fantano made fun of him.
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based unk is already flippin tv's, living that gangsta lifestyle, just a matter of time before he starts pimping out hannah and selling crack to kids, think about it he already has a good reputation as a kid friendly anti-bullying rapper, he tricked the teachers and parents so they would never suspect him

inb4 next vlog unk makes he has a face tat
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I have no fucking clue how you can get to flipping TVs and not realize how dire the situation actually is.
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>this thread
white people lmao
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>>78078409
He does realize it, but he thinks it's just a necessary step to overcome and achieve success.
He talks about it in the first video like it's some sort of requirement of great people to have a period of adversity lmao, ignoring that it's also a requirement of everyone who lost everything and never made it back up.
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>>78078291
well, how do you think they get the money to pay for their abortions?!
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>>78078483
dude...
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Lil Unkky only hires the BEST producers in Sasketchuqan
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>>78078462
He also is one of those guys who think "it's all just a matter of motivation and spirit" and think they "can do anything if they just want it hard enough" (actual quote of this doofus).

Couple that with missing style and taste and you got yourself an unkle
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>>78078592
Yeah.
I really don't understand how can someone have this combination of things and not realize that there's something very wrong going on.

I mean, just one of this list of problems should be enough to tell him that it's time to stop, but all together?
Plus hundreds of people literally telling him what is wrong?
And he's still convinced that he's going to make it regardless?

I don't think it's simple delusion and sunken ship fallacy.
There must be something deeper than this.
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>>78078291
>feeling bad for girls that do porn

you fucking faggot
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>>78078592
This is what happens when you base your life on empty platitudes that belong on shitty motivational posters.
Actual solid advice on what you can or cannot do will always trump that kind of nonsense when it comes to not fucking up lives.
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>>78078668
>feeling bad for people who had something go wrong in their life
yes, yes I am. go fuck yourself.
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>>78075884
that was my first impression too, but someone said his first videos are like 10 years old so it should be a really long con by a very good actor
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>>78079038
>>78075884
also his alam series seems quite legit too, i dont think anyone could be bothered buying drills and faking a music video set that looks identical to the one released half a year ago just to troll everyone
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>>78078887
how do you survive on 4chan?
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Do you guys think he reads his youtube comments? And if he do what does he think when everyone is telling him to stop spending money on stupid shit. How delusional his he? What mental illness does he suffer from?
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>>78077062
Yes, they're both lame and awful, and neither one deserves fame because they're both toxically full of themselves, but one thing has what the other one doesn't and that's called attractive and boob privilege. And those 2 things could take you to yachts off the coast of the Caribbean alone no matter how disgusting your personality is. Also, one of them is incredibly impressionable and easily groomed by not only the music industry, but also the entertainment industry in general. If you don't like her existence this year, you will hate the next 16 years of her inevitable popularity. Because like her, Tana Mongeau, and Bella Thorne, they're all perfectly representable of their generations social habits, they're attractive, and they will climb to the absolute top because they're being groomed, portrayed and manipulated by a group of very smart people.
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>>78079313
he doesn't
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>>78069735
i wonder what unk is thinking right now, looking at those views?
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>>78079463
>time to go all in and sell that kidney
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>>78079082
have always only used /mu/
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>>78069419
EMBEZZLEMENT AND FRAUD
I SPEAK ABOUT THEM OPENLY
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>>78069419
wow what a banger
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okay so I felt bad for him but I watched his videos this morning and holy shit it's worse than I imagined

I just don't understand

how can you be a grown ass man and simultaneously lack self-awareness so badly AND be so ignorant of what is popular and/or makes something appealing in the career you have chosen for yourself

somebody help this person
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>>78079744
people pay to see his shows
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1IJIYUrys

yall seen the melons take on this?
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>>78069735
glad we are then
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>>78079916
yeah, second video fagtano did on our guy unkel, probably seen it here on /mu/

hey fun fact fagtano I once fingered your wife/gf whatever back in high school, kept yapping on about fucking nikola tesla, on and fucking on even as I fingered her cunt about fucking tesla

I'm black btw
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>>78079956
hey, anthony browses /mu/, don't say disrespectful stuff like this
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>>78079956
t. unkle adams
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>>78079956
why you so mad at melon, unk?
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you fucking idiots Unk is just getting into the TV game he'll be back on top in no time
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>>78080010
>back on top
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>>78078552
>beat produced by BEATJUNKIE RATO
>video produced by MERLANDO
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>>78071603
when do we get a hopsin crossover episode
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOjOpJubJZQ
Going through his youtube-page it seems like a lot of videos is just him throwing shit against a wall and seeing what sticks.

Also, with all the money he wastes on music videos, studio time and merch, did it never occur to him to hire a real graphic designer?
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>>78079082
Blue Board Syndrome
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>>78069419
hey OP at least he's not at a ded end job
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>>78080657
no but he his at a dead end career wise
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>>78080657
he is literally at a dead end, just without the job
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>>78080657
>running from a dead end job
>ending up in a dead end with no job and debt

poetry
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>>78080663
>>78080673
>>78080688
can he redeem himself?
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So why did he think that visors was the right move for his merchandise instead of hats
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>>78080264
he apparently did hire one, probably for the planting seeds cover and his website. all of his older album covers have pretty trash artwork relative to the newer stuff so it’s likely he’s hiring and overpaying some dipshit to slap this stuff together in photoshop
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>tfw been pronouncing it "Ukulele Adams" the whole time
>just realized it's Uncle, but with a "K"
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>>78080706
Yes, if he goes back to working a regular job
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>>78080706
well yeah. he can quit anytime and get a real job, and maybe work his way out of the pit he's dug for himself.

the problem is he is too delusional to ever do that, and he's just gonna keep digging until he dies or worse
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>>78080264
>he's planting seeds in Ethiopia
wonder what he means by this
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>>78080707
Because people in canada think wearing visors is not only OK but cool
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>>78080707
ALAM
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>>78080800
ALAM ACKHBAR
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>he has THREE full-length albums

has anyone actually listened to all of those???
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>>78069502
>hate
What? You probably think people hate Viper too.
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>>78081018
Dude, there is no love for for Unk here. Not even ironic love. He is not charismatic enough. This is just a dude who is vlogging his downward spiral to suicide.
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>>78081218
>there is no love for for Unk here
I think the difference is there isn't hate either, it's more pitiful than anything. he isn't hurting anyone but himself.

Viper is a whole different situation, he's just a wild character that actually has love for music, figured out a way to turn a profit on his music (by selling cassettes and spamming streaming platforms), got people to make his music videos for free, and also knows to diversify his income. Not to mention he can actually produce beats.

think about that. Unk makes a schitzo former crack dealer seem like a musical genius
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>>78081218

>He's not charismatic enough

His inoffensiveness is ironically what's the most offensive. He has no musical taste and he doesn't really seem like a curious person. He doesn't want to learn music production or experiment with new ideas. He's aggressively bland and uninteresting, which is the polar opposite of any kind of successful artist.
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>>78081324
>aggressively bland and uninteresting
Best description of him yet
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>>78081302
>Viper is a whole different situation

Viper's music is unironically good and even innovative and he is a much more interesting and unique personality/character both musically and in his personal life than Unkle Adams.

The big thing is that there's nothing special about Unkle Adam's music, it's just really cringey "family-friendly" motivational rap, he can rap decently but he's nothing special and his persona is childish and obnoxious. the only reason he's such a big deal is because of how much he has fucked up his life doing this.

Viper on the other hand is musically talented and his life is just this whole unpredictable spectacle that is exciting to watch unfold. like the whole "hornace of death" thing is way more interesting than the Unkle Adams shit.
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>>78081412
well said. these threads have made me nostalgic for the viper days

I still keep up with him on twitter. Today is a big day for Lee, he's got the National Real Estate Broker's exam
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>>78077132
surreal

>>78078355
because his character was a child in the video
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We're on page 9 and past the bump limit.
New thread?
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>>78081724
Idk if you want

there's nothing new to talk about until he puts out an update though
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This small artist I follow on Twitter is hosting a giveaway that has no restrictions. So we can get him to draw Unkle Adams Hentai.

Is this a good idea or not?
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>>78081787
Yes.
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>>78077132
fuck me
i wonder how much money he spent on this
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>>78081750
The visibility these threads give him is enough of a reason.
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>>78081787
god yes
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Okay, heres a link to the giveaway https://twitter.com/CyanGorilla/status/963807257527046144?s=09
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>>78071778
Here he uses the surface-value wholesome pretext of "teaching kids about bullying" to pursue his true agenda which was getting in front of a news camera to say "people all around the world are playing my song and now i tour schools around the country" thinking that somehow this would retro-actively manufacture consent to him being an institutionally ubiquitous mainstream rapper... i'm not sure if he loves hip hop but is just too corny and g-rated to think outside his box or if he's a full-on psychopath that thinks rappers and rap-fans are so fucking dumb that he can just break-in like that.. that the momentum of his current tactics will make his success inevitable.. i'm sure this has been said before but he's either a really dedicated troll or legit fucking insane, like more insane than a criminal who robs people at gunpoint, sells crack and then raps about it..
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>>78081412
>he can rap decently
no he can't his voice is fucking obnoxious, he isn't even rapping he's more like a 1920s vaudevillian shucking and jiving while he elucidates the thousand-and-one uses of "professor wopperclop's magnaminifillious tincture"
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a new thread maybe?
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>>78082241
>he's more like a 1920s vaudevillian shucking and jiving while he elucidates the thousand-and-one uses of "professor wopperclop's magnaminifillious tincture"
are there any contemporary artists that are actually like this, I want to listen to something like that
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>>78082308
yeah we are at the bump limit.

I'm so sad, I have to go start a new job today and won't be able to keep lurking Unk threads doing drugs and listening to music anymore.I wish I could get out of the rat race like Unk.




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