>Trying to ride on my bike>Sitting on saddle>Feel a gentle pressure on my pelvic floor>As I ride there's a consistent, rhythmic shifting of the pressure as I pedal>Getting a stiffy>Try to ride harder to get the blood going somewhere else>Can't actually pedal standing comfortably for long so I'm back to sitting quick>Even on the heaviest gear I'm still pedaling pretty fast so the rubbing just gets more intense>Make it home horny as shit and have to crank one out right away>Cum like a fountain because I've been "edging" for like 90 minutes ridingHow the fuck do you avoid this?I just want to ride my bike but my pelvic floor/crotch/balls are too sensitive to stimulation.
why would you want to avoid this?but also get a saddle with a cutout in the middle
>>2010316>>>/b/
>>2010327cyclist syndrome unironically
>>2010379put a baby in me, anon
>>2010316Try riding on a rough gravel strip or cobblestone next time and report back. For science of course.
>>2010316Is that you in the picture? Nice. If so, how big is your cock? (If you're circumcised I'm not interested. Gotta have standards.)
>>2010316Why am I attracted to girls asses and crotch? I am tired of this shit. It has been decades! I can't wait till I am old and impotent
>>2011741Won't work. You'll still be attracted to hot girls. And it'll be even more frustrating.
>>2010968pic related is a genetic female you retarded zoomer. chicks don't have dicks asshole
>>2012028agree to disagreet. millennial
slut
>>2012028>pic retardedDude she's a girl, not mentally handicapped.
>How the fuck do you avoid this?you dontmore sauce for all of us
I wish I had this problem. Any time I make an effort on the bike I get a literal micropenis temporarily. Like 00s comedy movie or humiliation porn small. Basically an innie. He returns to normal after a hot shower.I wish I could show of my hog to the summer workers in the cafe on my route, but mosquito bite dick isnt visible through even a thin layer of grey lycra. Im just ken starts playing when I enter
>>2014177nope. a faggot man doped up on estrogen wearing womens clothing is still a faggot man. women do not have cocks and balls, period.
