>>1340871
she's not a haitian immigrant

>>1340871
paste the article text newfag

>>1340871
she's a leftist cannibal. and you're next on her meal plate

>>1340871
I don't understand.
Newstrannies told me ohio immigrants don't eat cats, this makes no sense.

>>1340871
Conservative voters don't care. They have no values, no principals and hold their leaders to no standards. There's no use getting shocked every time conservatives stoop to new lows. They have no shame. There's no level of degeneracy or immorality too severe for them.

>>1340886
no one knows because op didn't past the article

>>1340886
>Newstrannies told me ohio immigrants don't eat cats, this makes no sense.
Read the article. The person charged with animal cruelty isn't an immigrant. Trump is a boomer who gets his news from Facebook and conspiracy YouTube and his knuckle dragging followers eat it all up.

So, uh, native knee grows are eating people's pets?
This is better how?

>>1340907
>This is better how?
Because its not a lie told by an uninformed boomer who believes whatever he sees on Facebook.

>American has psychotic break and eats her own cat
>Republicans: "Why would Haitians do this?"
Never beating the weird (or racist) allegations.

>>1340909
Never assign malice what could easily be explained with ignorance. Look up the house select committee testimony with attorney general Jeffrey Rosen. Trump was sent a random YouTube video where some guy claimed that Italian intelligence was using satellites to hack into voting machines and change votes from Trump to Biden. Trump sent this video to his chief of staff Mark Meadows who sent this to Jeffery Rosen no less than five times asking the DOJ to launch an investigation this random conspiracy that Trump saw on YouTube. Homeboy legit scrolls his phone all day and believes anything he sees on the internet. Without Biden to act as a foil its becoming more and more apparent that Trump is actually mentally deranged.

>>1340914
>Never assign malice what could easily be explained with ignorance
I didn't. There's a reason racism is often described as coming from ignorance.

>>1340909
Anon,

We have testimony from the citizens of Springfield. We have police reports and now we have recordings of 911 calls.

Like, holy fuck. Eventually you have to face reality.

If you have to justify your ridiculous claim with "well, technically it happened! Just in a city 3 hours away from where we said, and it wasn't immigrants like we said", you aren't making yourself look any better.

We've gone from
>immigrants are not eating cats, you're a racist
to
>okay, brown people are eating cats, but it's not the right brown people, so you're wrong
in less than 24hrs
Overarching lesson being that multiculturalism is a bad thing

>>1340944
>We have testimony from the citizens of Springfield
That their neighbor's daughter's friend heard it happened to someone else.
>We have police reports
We don't. The local government is on record that it's bullshit.
>and now we have recordings of 911 calls
About an American woman 200 miles away

Never beating the weird (or racist) allegations.

>>1340954
We've gone from immigrants are stealing other people's pets to eat because they're subhuman thieves to an American ate an animal they owned in the midst of a mental episode.

Overarching lesson being Republicans are incapable of telling fact from fiction and have the intelligence of your average rodent. Just stay home on election day so we can protect you from yourself.

In fact, just stay home always. You might get hurt playing in traffic.

>>1340955
>That their neighbor's daughter's friend heard it happened to someone else.
We have testimony by someone in front of city hall.
>We don't. The local government is on record that it's bullshit.
https://thefederalist.com/2024/09/10/exclusive-police-audio-report-confirm-haitian-goose-hunting-in-ohio-they-all-had-geese-in-their-hands/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=exclusive-police-audio-report-confirm-haitian-goose-hunting-in-ohio-they-all-had-geese-in-their-hands
>About an American woman 200 miles away
Uh, so you concede that its happening?

>Never beating the weird (or racist) allegations.
No one gives a shit about your petulant insults. WE CANT AFFORD RENT.

>>1340955
>>We have police reports
>We don't. The local government is on record that it's bullshit.
*ahem*
https://www.scribd.com/embeds/767911174/content?start_page=1&view_mode=scroll&access_key=key-FgAt6C3w3O2whVVHFZHL

>>1340962
https://www.wkrn.com/news/national/police-no-local-reports-of-pets-being-eaten-in-springfield-ohio-despite-online-claims/
https://www.newsweek.com/springfield-police-debunk-eating-pets-claim-trump-debate-1951821
https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/no-evidence-haitian-immigrants-stealing-eating-pets-ohio-2024-09-10/
https://www.npr.org/2024/09/11/nx-s1-5108401/donald-trump-debate-eating-dogs-cats-immigrants-false-stereotype
https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4873045-trump-accused-immigrants-eating-pets/

>>1340958
They're still subhuman thieves anon. That's why we want them out of the country.
You can't seriously be defending animal abuse to own le chuds

>>1340907
Yeah, Trump should amend his statement and say, "Niggers are eating cats and dogs.", I think clearing that up would help.

>>1340908
But you lie all the time. Being mistaken is different than what you do.

>>1340979
>MSM quotes actual police saying it didn't happen
>Trumptards don't believe it and think their xitter posts are real
lel

>>1340971
>They're still subhuman thieves anon. That's why we want them out of the country.
More like attempted thieves. Be fair. Redhats only tried to steal the election. They didn't succeed.
>You can't seriously be defending animal abuse to own le chuds
Yeah. Kamala did great curbstomping that fat pig. I for one welcome her one woman campaign to bring down the price of bacon. I hear it's a problem.

Don’t care still voting Trump

>>1340962
I read your link and it says fuck all about the claim regarding Haitians stealing and eating people's pets.

It's just some NIMBY bitching about Haitians carrying geese, a bird people regularly hunt for fun/food.

Now can you explain to me why I should give a fuck that some people in the boonies went duck hunting? What's next? Are you going to bitch about them having rabbits?

>>1340996
Bravo typing through those tears. Cheer up. Better luck next presidency.

>>1341011
>Not the poor hecking geese, I'm literally shaking, somebody stop them!
Fucking snowflake

>>1341011
>Ah yes, because everyone regularly walks down to their local park to catch and kill geese
People go down to my local park to hunt deer, motherfucker. And I live in a bigger town than Springfield. Touch grass.

>>1341011
>Kamalacope continues
Is that what you're calling coping about how badly Kamala beat Trump's ass?

>>1341013
>they're not eating geese
I don't recall anyone ever saying they're not eating geese. Unless you think wild geese=stolen pets. In which case you should get that head trauma looked at.

>>1341016
>You're weird if you don't eat geese
You're welcome not to like it, but I'd say it's perfectly normal.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_goose

Seriously, haven't you ever had a Christmas goose? Unironically how sheltered are you? Stop eating at just McDonald's.

>>1341016
You strike me as a "the three meats are beef, steak, and hamburger" types.

>>1341017
>Unless you think wild geese=stolen pets.
They're eating the local animals, you fucking retard. That's the problem.
Hunting for geese in an urban environment is not something that civilized people do.

Be right back guys. I have to take a fat shit and then I'll get back to arguing with people I disagree with or simply don't like

>>1340871
This is one of those things that leftists are going to deny is happening, then when it becomes obvious that it is, defend it as normal and a good thing.

>>1341020
>They're eating the local animals
Oh no, not muh local fauna. Ahahahahaha. God damn, apparently the only thing worse than country redhats are city redhats.

You expect them to drive 20 miles out of town for something they can hunt locally? Why?

>>1341023
lmao I'm way behind. It took less than 40 posts.

>>1341020
>Hunting for geese in an urban environment is not something that civilized people do.
Again. My (much larger) town semi-regularly does deer hunts.

Also, it's a town of 60k. It's not fucking urban. It's barely suburban. Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if folks were hunting deer from their car there. Have you ever even talked to a redneck?

I swear, NIMBYs bitch about the stupidest bullshit. What's next? Oh no, people are taking catfish and bluegill from the local pond! I saw kids catching crawdads down at the local creek! The scandal of it all! Did you hear about them hunting turkey down by the river! Can you imagine?

Motherfuckers, people hunt and eat wild animals.

>>1341028
There's lots of hood blacks and wiggers where I live, but not many rednecks.
How many rednecks have you conversed with, flyover-statechan?

>>1341032
I live in southern Indiana. So...a lot.

>>1341023
If it was really happening then OP would have pasted the article text

>>1341013
>haitian immigrants are eating family pets like cats and dogs
>ok they're not actually immigrants
>ok they're not actually Haitian
>ok they're not eating pets
>ok they're not eating cats or dogs just geese
This is why you people keep losing elections.

>>1341036
Because black people can't afford chicken?

>>1341038
If it was the Duck Dynasty boys chuds would be cheering them on

>>1341036
>This is why you people keep losing elections.
Hold the House, expected to take the Senate and Trump is doing better now than in either 2020 or 2016. Literally what the fuck are you talking about?

>>1341001
>Its not happening
>Okay it is happening but its geese so it doesn't count

>>1341047
https://www.axios.com/2023/04/07/trump-gop-epic-losing-streak
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/republicans-set-stage-for-state-challenges-if-trump-loses-election

>>1341051
I cant help but notice that you don't dispute anything I said.

>>1341050
Yes, wild geese do not count as stolen pet cats. Glad we had this talk.

>>1341052
https://time.com/6962988/republicans-house-majority-election-democrats/
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-warns-republicans-he-could-lose-election-1888201
https://www.usnews.com/news/elections/articles/2024-07-01/analysis-battle-for-control-of-the-house-strikingly-close

>>1341053
So you're relying on semantics
>He said cats and dogs
>Actually its geese at the park
>FACT CHECK FALSE!
Like, cool, point still stands.

>>1341013
I've eaten geese before, quite tasty.

>>1341028
>Also, it's a town of 60k. It's not fucking urban.
They literally showed the street it was taking place at, retard. It's a residential area.
Also, you're talking about deer hunts in the fucking woods, not in your own backyard.

>>1341034
You're way behind, dude. We're already at the eating geese out of the local park is totally normal phase.

>>1341036
when it started they said the migrants were eating bald eagles

Mmmm, Delicious Republicunt cope
Spreading fake stories about Springfield immigrants eating pets was a stupid idea. People told you ahead of time.
Its like you faggots have nothing to run on but easily disproved lies.

>>1341059
Too bad Trump said "the dogs and cats" at the debate. Makes him look out of touch.

>>1341066
Oh shit son, you gottem this time.

>>1341064
I don't blame you for trying to focus the attention on this, although it will back fire. It's not like you can brag about anything kamala did or said.

>>1341085
Remember when you spent weeks trying to convince everyone she was going to lose the debate miserably? Wha happened?

>>1341057
>Also, you're talking about deer hunts in the fucking woods
It's "the fucking woods" in the dead center of fucking town next to a playground and golf course and literally just a few blocks from my back yard.

FFS walk a block and you're at the main town swimming pool, the ice rink, and what used to be the stadium, all of which are literally part of that same park complex. Not to mention the fucking main mall just a block to the east.

Do you honestly think they just scooped the geese up off the side of the road and not at some park area? How on earth would you have any fucking idea *where* they got the geese when they were just seen walking with them? And who gives a shit if it was?

Seriously, why are you acting like "where" they catch geese is some moral affront meriting deportation? It's not like they did that shit at a zoo? This is the dumbest bullshit to get butthurt over.

Especially when Trump's got Kennedy in his camp running around with a roadkill bear cub in his trunk and a severed whale head on his roof. Glass houses, m8.

>>1341055
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or brain damage.

>>1341095
>I can't tell if this is sarcasm or brain damage.
The conservative tactic is to steadily shift the goalposts more and more until you have no clue what you're arguing about anymore. The initial claim was that immigrants are eating people's cats and dogs and now we've pivoted all the way back to "Well maybe one person who isn't an immigrant ate a goose once". They start at their conclusions and work backwards to find evidence to prove it. That's why anon says "point still stands" despite being factually wrong. The point is he doesn't like immigrants. The misinformation he uses to justify that opinion isn't important.

>>1341088
He was right.

>>1341088
She lost the debate miserably.

>>1341103
>>1341100
Maximum overcope. You love to see it.

>>1341099
Stop worrying about grocery prices guys. You can just eat the geese out of the park. They're free.

>>1341107
>No argument
>Pivot to a meme about grocery prices to distract from the fact that I lie as easily as I breath
Thanks for proving my point.

>>1341103
>>1341106
LOL. not even pol thinks so faggot

>>1341109
>meme
Grocery prices are high my dude.

>>1341111
Hundreds of actblue ahills aren't /pol/. You retards are transparent.

>>1341119
god you trumpfags are hilarious. your extremism is going to turn you into pariahs in your own camp if trump loses

>>1341121
What extremism?

>>1341122
faggot

>>1341127
I'm not a homosexual, but please cool it with the homophobia.

>>1341129
you're a trumfag, don't act like you wouldn't suck his dick

>>1341118
>Grocery prices are high my dude.
You can't stay on topic because you don't have an argument. Whenever you get backed into a corner you have to pivot to an unrelated issue because your brain has been turned to mush by conservative propaganda.

>>1341118
>"Your candidate for president is a compulsive liar who invented a story about immigrants eating pets to stir up racist and xenophobic sentiment"
>"Ok yeah but, like, grocery prices"

The fact that you aren't embarrassed by this level of engagement speaks volumes about how low your IQ is

>>1341134
>>"Your candidate for president is a compulsive liar who invented a story about immigrants eating pets to stir up racist and xenophobic sentiment"
Its not a lie, receipts have been posted. Repeatedly.

>>1341139
faggot

>>1341139
see >>1341036

>>1341141
I mean, sure, you can be mad. But so far we have
>Eyewitness testimony
>Police reports
>911 calls
>pictures of a dude walking down the street with a bunch of geese

>>1341142
I saw your post. Its trash. Receipts have been posted. Not interest in your rambling nonsense.

Oh, and btw... BIDEN WORE A MAGA HAT TODAY xD

>>1341131
I'm not really interested in your homoerotic fantasies, my dude.

>>1341147
you're the one who called yourself gay. i just use the word faggot because it's a hateful word

>>1341151
No I didn't. Why are you creatures like this?

>>1341173
you're the one who thought i was calling you gay, faggot.

>>1341143
Trump said they were eating other people's pet cats and dogs. What do geese have to do with that and where is the eyewitness testimony, police reports, and 911 calls for that?

>>1341185
>What do geese have to do with that and where is the eyewitness testimony, police reports, and 911 calls for that?
Geese are the closest thing they could come up with in their desperate scramble to justify their lies.
They didn't mention anything about the goose ahead of the debate, so they really didn't care until they needed anything to show they weren't overtly lying.

>>1341182
You're acting like a retarded child.

>>1341196
projecting again i see.

>every aspect, detail, and element of claim is proven to be a lie
>right-wingers still say they're correct
This is unprecedented levels of cope. I am convinced that right-wingers are just intentionally trolling in bad faith, because no one should be that fucking stubborn to still defend such a thoroughly debunked talking point. Politifact should have another rating beyond "pants on fire". They should have "pants on head retarded", for claims that are so clearly a ridiculous lie, that the person saying it looks like a retard for expecting people to believe them.

>>1341265
>proven to be a lie
Ohio has been having town halls about this shit for months.
The media is covering it up because they are giving migrants a grant to own homes in the state. Which, coincidentally, is a requirement to vote.

>>1341284
This is a hilarious hill to die on. Well, sorry bud, you lose

>>1340983
Objectively false

>>1340971
>"Immigrants are eating people's cats!"
>"That's a lie"
>"Ok, its a lie but, uh, animal abuse is still bad!"

Its embarrassing that you think you're making a good point

tRump is an idiot, it's not a lie if you believe it

>>1341285
>Decline of the community is a hilarious hill to die on!!!
Interesting comment you have there. You won't care until immigrants start killing fags.

>>1341345
>decline
The community has gotten millions of dollars in federal aid and thousands of able-bodied workers after having been in decline for decades. Shut the fuck up.

Just cause the new residents aren't meth-addicts, doesn't mean the community's in decline, Bubba.

>>1341359
Decline by what metric?

>>1341360
As in literal decline. The population had been dropping there for decades.

>>1341359
>Just cause the new residents aren't meth-addicts, doesn't mean the community's in decline,
The "new community" are worse.

>>1341363
Maybe to non-resident faggots like yourself.
People that actually live in Springfield like them.
Pastors are happy more people are going to church.
Factory owners are happy that they have a supply of attentive, hardworking, sober workers.
Immigrants are objectively better for the community than the average white fentanyl addict complaining about them.

It will never not be funny that all it took was one dumbshit facebook post for the entire right wing to go from "We aren't racist. We just want immigrants to come here legally." to "Immigrants are eating our pets! Send them all back!"

It'll be even funnier when that one wrong opinion used by an orange retard results in Kamala Harris being elected President.
The right will never be able to 'meme' after that. The 'Magic' will be dead. Good.

>>1341368
>Reuters interviewed 10 people who were still unsure how they were going to vote in the Nov. 5 election before they watched the debate. Six said afterward they would now either vote for Trump or were leaning toward backing him. Three said they would now back Harris and one was still unsure how he would vote.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/some-undecided-voters-not-convinced-by-harris-after-debate-with-trump-2024-09-11/

Oh no, Kamala bros... this was supposed to be HER moment.

>>1341371
Well if 6 people say it it must be true.

>>1341373
>What is a focus group
HER night! It was supposed to be her NIGHT!

>>1341380
>What is a focus group
Something used to potentially gain insight into people's thought processes without necessarily polling public opinion with any scientific rigors like controls or sample sizes or margins for error.

>>1340871
the girl was born and raised in Canton Ohio. Now go post this on FaceBook so that Trump will get more news about it.

>>1340873
This. She's just some sociopath lmao
>>1340886
She's not an immigrant, she's not even haitian

>>1341382
>Something used to potentially gain insight into people's thought processes without necessarily polling public opinion with any scientific rigors like controls or sample sizes or margins for error.
You weight your focus groups like you do a poll you blithering retard. Thats why everyone uses focus groups, it provides insights into expected behaviors.

Can someone explain why the democrats sent 20,000 Haitian immigrants to a town that only had 40,000 people in it?

>>1341398
labor pool is drying up so instead of just paying people more money to attract new workers they shipped in 20 000 SCABS to do the work.

>>1341396
>You weight your focus groups like you do a poll you blithering retard.
How the fuck do you think a poll of 10 god damn people is weighted, you fucking idiot? Fucking hell, do you even know how weighting works? Do you know what raking is? More goes into it than just starting with a representative sample, which itself needs a minimum level of resolution in the first god damn place. Shut the fuck up. You have no god damn idea what you're talking about.

>Thats why everyone uses focus groups, it provides insights into expected behaviors.
Which doesn't make it the same thing or even functionally equivalent with a fucking poll. Which is why everyone uses polls TOO. Focus groups and polls do different things. One tells you how and why people think shit and the other tells you what people think.

God damn, overconfident no nothing pieces of shit like you are so fucking tiring. Jump in a lake.

>>1341399
So those 20,000 immigrants are all employed?

>>1341400
>focus groups are stupid and dont work
>t. some anon on the internet
>focus groups work
>t. the entire advertising industry, political consultants, presidential campaigns

>>1341401
Just because there is a plan does not mean the plan is working.

>>1341402
>focus groups are stupid and dont work
Shut the fuck up you illiterate fuckwit. I explicitly said focus groups work, just not for what your dumbass no nothing shit for brains thinks they do.

>>1341405
>I explicitly said focus groups work, just not for what your dumbass no nothing shit for brains thinks they do.
What you're doing is malding because of the outcome of a bad focus group.

>>1341408
>What you're doing is malding because of the outcome of a bad focus group.
What you're doing is malding because I didn't/don't give a shit about the outcome.

As I said, 6 people agreed on something, whoop-de-freaking-do.

>>1341411
>I didn't/don't give a shit about the outcome.
and yet you are here, angrily arguing about the outcome.

>>1341412
I'm arguing you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I accepted the outcome in the first place and have reaffirmed that acceptance more than once.

Look, I get it, being functionally illiterate is terrible for you. But it doesn't have to be this way. You can gouge your eyes out whenever you want and become completely illiterate.

>>1345449
So are you but whose counting