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I give head pats to my Honder and it loves it. What do I do to a BMW?
oh i get it, "two catty" womenhaha
Posting my secret love
Pic related what my completely stock bike is pushing at the rear wheel.How much would it gain in power and torque if modified?>replace catalytic converter with straight pipe>replace stock silencers with aftermarket one like yoshi etc >remove exup valve>aftermarket air filter>remapping ecuWould it be crazy to dream of 180 horses with these mods or would it require more extensive modding such as different cams, sawing airbox or maybe creating ram air intake?
>>28729877Looks glorious.
>>28729879Is the money and effort really worth 15hp?
Posting pics from my Ireland trip this year cos it's wet and cold in the UK for the next 5 months and I'm just looking out the window depressed
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>>28729879What's the point? You aren't using all of that power to begin with.
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>>28729885Nice pics desu, just go to a warmer country and ride anon. Time to visit Thailand. Do you have riding mates?
Since its a BMW thread, poasting mine.
>>28729930I did investigate Vietnam for January, can rent a bike there. But they say you don't need more than a 150cc because it's slow going everywhere, I'm not sure that appeals to me, I usually balance sightseeing and fast riding. And no I don't like the idea of riding with other people, want to just do what I want.
Anons, serious question, do I buy two pairs of boots, one MX and the other Adventure boot?
>ywnb a 14 years old bosozoku kid
>>28729932Why can't BMW win anything related to moto-sport, are they bad?
>>28729941Spending money on it probably doesn't translate to sales. I love the RR but I bet sales are shit next the to GS and tourers.
>>28729885I like the cut of your jib sir.
>I love the sound of an inline 4 engine>it feels like dogshit at 60km/hWhat do?
>>28729947Get a bigger inline 4.
>>28729947What inline 4?>>28729948an old leader bike will feel like shit at 60kmh where a roadster will feel just fine.
>>28729947What do you mean feels like dogshit?>37mphWhat is there to feel at this speed?
>>28729951My b-king is smooth as butter on every rpm and feels like the torque never ends.
Look at this japanese god restoring CB400SF and compare it to sea monkeys and jeets pretending to "find the rusty sportsbike" on a rice filed and doing shitty work squatting on concrete floor wearing flipflopshttps://youtu.be/qwd_YfyIt-8
>>28729956>mid 2000s>oldlul. I'm talking mid 90s and prior, when leader bikes had zero torque under 6k rpm
>>28729961Thats really old, like REALLY old. Actually you can museum register 1995 and older bikes now.
>>28729962Design wise it's very modern. It''s got a lot of stuff you can compare it to new bikes on, wether you like it or not.Same shit with a 2005 car being closer to a 2025 than to a 1995.
>>28729954This is speed limit, you can't go much faster than that in my city, sar. ss feels like shit at this speed, 6k rpm at 3rd gear it's weak and slow
>>28729967You might not know this but you can go down a gear and speed as much you like just don't get caught and don't be retarded
>>28729923beautiful, anon
>>28729969>it's 8k in 2gear, still no power>bro just ride in 1st gear at 10k rpm in a city and never shift what's the problemfuck you
>>28729934>not sure that appeals to meRent a dual sporb and go offroading or near bewches and find undiscovered places awau from town and tourismJust shake your boots every time you air your feet, guaranteed spidor
>>28729967ride somewhere else
>>28729934this is very true though, the XR150L they can get you has 14 horses but with the trails it feels like 30. It can tractor through anything and you'll commonly go through places way faster than you're expecting and ask "how the fuck did I do that?" It can easily go 60, but you'll probably never get a chance to >fast riding Most of vietnam is unpaved, especially the north
Parallel twins >>> especially with a dyno tune to fix the top end. No need for any other configuration for the road
>>28729973Why do you need power if you're in a city with a 60kmh limit? Like another anon said you're not in the environment for that bike, go elsewhere
>>28729983You're right, there's no NEED for anything but a 750cc ptwin with 80hp, dual seats, top case and semi ADV layout.However, I WANT to ride other shit. Who cares about what's needed.
>>28729983Sorry anon I want to go fast
>>28729978>>28729985I don't need it, I live in a city, I ride to work and back. I thought supersports were fun man
>>28729991>supersports>cityare you brain damaged?
>>28729992it has more power than anything else on the road and yet it's such a dogshit to ride, how is this possible?
>>28729996>yfw
>>28729992I commuted a snuberspöre for yearsSkill issue
>>28730002Where? on an autobahn you sussage eater
>>28730002that's not the problem you retardgetting a supersport to do ONLY city riding is retarded
So I have a dumb question. It's freezing outside, there's some ice and a little bit of snow. I just went to eat at a burger king on my car. After that I go for groceries. How should I live without a car but with a motorcycles in these conditions?
>>28729956>Burger KingBased bike.
>>28730004But I always wanted a supersport
>>28730007Is it your first bike? are you 18-20?
so i want to get my first bike(s). i had a dirt bike when i was a kid but it was so long ago i dont know if i should count it as experience. anyway my plan is to get something like an R7 for city/work/fun and the other one i want an adventure bike? i want to travel EU with it so asphalt and gravel, preferably some off-road as well later. tenere 700 is pretty cheap but people say too heavy for a beginner? 650 v strom is another option but slighlty more expensive. what should i look for? maybe some KTM?
>>2873000826, yes
>>28730010Well consider it a lesson. Take into account what you're gonna be doing with your bike and buy what's closest to what you like and can do what you do most practically
>>28730011I don't want practicality, I want superports to be fun daily bikes
>>28730009>travel>EU >tenere 700 >pretty cheap
>>28730009No question, best first bike is a dual-sport. >KLX300>CBR300L>CBR300 Rally>DRZ400>DRZ4>KTM 390 Enduro >WR250RDo your research. Pick one.
>>28730009are you tall enough for it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXtEW4XYkdQ
>>28730009Mt07 with a bash plate and knobby tires
>Kawasaki changes ZX6R engine for Eurocuck5 regulations>engines start blowing up regularlyshould have just pulled a Suzuki and stopped selling there
>>28730003no in the promised land, the heartland, gods country. It has many names. Some call it the Midwest.>>28730013Do it. I loved screaming around on mine.
>>28730022>4cylle trashman.png
>>28730009Consider a cheap shitbike that you won't cry about if you drop it. I started on a CB500 which was very forgiving of retardation.
>>28730019Suspension is not gonna work bro. Have you even ridden an offroad bike?
>>28730022ZX6Rs are made in Malasya
>>28730028Malasya, Siberia
>>28730013yeah then you can't complaint your chosen bike performs like shit in the actual polar opposite of what it's designed to do.Either you compromise and get something more adapted or shut up because you chose it.
>>28730032>something more adapted orLike what?
>>28730014>very versatile from the nordics, alps balkans. >lets call it europe not EU then>its sick>between $5.5 and $7k from like 2021 with 20k km on them
>>28730034It's not about versatility, it's about bike choice you retard. You don't choose an overpriced extremely top heavy and uncomfortable on normal roads bike for the road traveling, in countries where offroad is banned almost everywhere.So it's either a bait or you are retard, no other options.
>>28730037overpriced? its in the same price range as every other bike i look at and considerably cheaper than sports bikes. and from what ive seen people are saying that its great on normal roads? so different opinions i guess since people call it fantastic for a first bike and shit for a first bike. >offroad is bannedyeah i dont care, also its not my main interest. what im after are gravel / dirt / mud roads throught europe, i dont necessairly mean straight up zero roads. whats why i said "later on"
>>28730033anything that isnt a supersport, they are the least adapted to city ridinga lot of different bike types are very fun, dont let benchracers tell you you need a bajillion horsepower to have fun on two wheels.
>>28729876catting on my peanus weenus of course hahahahahaIM COOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIINGCUM CUM CUM CUM
Fuck you retards, post em
>>28729996>>28729991anon i hate to say this if you're not posting ironic bait, but you fell for the memes. If you want comfort when riding or good gear coverage, you don't ride a super sport, you ride a big fat cruiser. Why do you think all of the boomers ride one? You ride super sport so you can say "CHECK OUT MY LITERBIKE" to your friends or you attend track day religiously. Any other reason and you've gaslit yourself with videos of people popping wheelies on the interstate.
>>28730049GIVE ME DUAL SPORT BAKUON!
>>28730052laffin at the lil strappies under her boobs.
>>28730033Again, big fat cruisers. Boomer dads are absolutely right that the most comfortable ride you can ever feel at any speed is something that weighs 600 lbs and up with massive 60 hp vtwins.
You fucking /\/166325 really trigger my little pigger. Need a bike wife to slob on my hog and oink for the boink. KWIM?
>>28730006Took long time to find one with low miles but on top of the cake it came with special color, white.
>>28730033Don't listen to cruiser cucks
>>28730092There are many in-between options like naked sports bikes or sport tourers
Fuck this fucking practical bike
>>28729941They are quite capable, they have won a few dakars. I hope they enter Dakar again.
>>28729962You don't even know what you're talking about do you?
>>2873011430 year old vehicles can be museum registered where i live. You get cool black license plate and super cheap insurance.
>>28730100Great choice. Suzuki nailed the middleweight.
>>28730100But why? What's wrong with it?
>>28730100>practicalYes, very practical sport ass-up position to ride.
>>28730100Oh nonono
>>28730100This is lame because it has the same riding postion as its siblings and it's kinda heavy for what it is. Subframe is a cool flex, but it's made of steel so there's no point in it. Yamaha had to do pic rel for an XSR, Suzuki could just swap the subframe but refused to. Really lame, Onsa was right.
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>>28730136>/adventure/
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>marketed as middle-weight>450lbsGuess the bike
>>28730140>parking lot>no race suit>cat ear helmet>r7 >stock exhaust this is not a serious track post
>>28730159How would you call this type of riding? Fun or retarded? https://youtu.be/OZSOrG7c-ic?t=347
>>28730140YOU'RE NOT DOING TRACK RIGHT
>>28730166from that clip right there, retardedI've met him a couple times, he's a nice guy, but he's not a good enough rider to hold at balance point(yet), and hes not experience enough that he should be doing wheelies in central londonits only a matter of time before he hits a car or crashes out and his bike hits a pedhttps://youtu.be/tWqCiqL3QM8?t=586
>>28730172He should buy a Honda 650 and chill out. This bike provokes him.
>>28730166>videoing yourself doing wheelies which is instant driving ban in the UK>videoing yourself doing wheelies in busy city streets which will get you extra fucked in the courtYeah retarded
>>28730174Why is he doing it then? There are too many people, anyone can step in his way any moment
>>28730166Annoying paki who's going to get killed soon thankfully.
>>28730177>Why is he doing it then?To show off and make videos
>>28730173he should get a dirt bike and practice, or something like an mt07 with a full crash cageonly problem is finding a lot in the UK is near impossible i've spent hours on google earth and just flying a drone around looking for a sizeable lot or just unused space that'd be adequate to learn (AND TEACH) people in around the east/south midlandsbut because of pikeys every single open space is locked and chained behind palisade fencing. i fucking hate pikeys. >>28730174and their excuse is always "yeah but no face no case"yeah nigger, youre highly customised bike that can be tracked back to your house, when youre the only one with a bike license, and youre the only one who rides it, and you record yourself doing it etc.but the police are too concerned with arresting people over tweets rn, youtube videos will be soon enough tho >>28730177low IQ british people spend all their time gawking and and trying to imitate american cultureif you watch any of fusions videos, he'll spend half the time crying about wanting to move to america, or how his idols like gixxerbrah and fastelane D are so cool because they go fast and its so much better in america to be a biker culturally, america may be better than the UK because of how optomoistic people are compared to our depression island, but speeding in america might end up in you getting shot, and these retards dont think of second order consequences like that
We are cooked in Germany, the number of accidents increases every year, soon we won't be able to enjoy rising because how dangerous it becomes.
>>28730194>the number of accidents increases every yearits funny how>import millions>more crashes happen>insurance goes up>whats the reason?well the white man of coursestarting next summer, I'm wearing my chin cam for every ride, and I'm just going to be a cyclingmikey type cunt and make the roads a safer place
>>28730200You can't say that with confidence, maybe it's because more women drive cars each year because the number of dead each year decreases.
>>28730205its a straight up fact that people raised around cars from a young age will drive better than people who lost their v card to a farm animal
>>28730205yes I can, because its true just look at any city in america that ICE are going into right nowthe roads completely clear upwe're experiencing the same thing in europe, except its probably even worse because we have essentially free and open borders thanks to the shenanigan zone and they collective govts shrug the responsibility of counting these niggersyou look at basic supply/demand economics, the supply of cars is somewhat steady, yet the pricing of even 2nd have is massively increasing, why is that?well, if you look at birhtrates, every country in europe is BELOW replacement rate for births, and has been for 20+ years, so its not new natural born driversand the populations seem to only slightly increase, despite the fact that DEMAND for every service increases and like the other anon said, little Francois or Jacques being raised around cars is more likely to understand how they work and not crash them, compared to Mohammad or Iqbal raised in bumfuck nowhere syria, with the only car he sees before the age of 30 being a toyota technical
>>28729956I wonder who bought such a bike. They went full retard on the styling.
>>28730205brownoids literally can't drive for shit>>28730216it's tied to intelligence (shocking I know)
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>>28730229>brownoids literally can't drive for shitNot wrong, I have driving with my fellow jeets.
>>28730192I think Japan is the best country to ride a bike, because even schoolgirls do that, it must be very comfy and safe there
>>28730240Sadly not anymore, with opening the flood gates for importing thirdies. Desu, I wish they stayed isolated.
>>28730240>even schoolgirls do thatno they dont your retarded anime fantasy world where girls ride bikes is closer in reality to the philippines or thailandhalf of japan gets heavy snow every year, so bikes are impractical childrens cartoons and bike romanticisationis not an accurate reflection of real life you'll see more people on bicycles than motorbikes
>>28730227Not retard, just completely batshit insane. The best part is definately rear of the bike. Those silencers arent even dual silencers. Theres a single silencer under there thats a box, like a square with 2 exit holes. They just put those weirdo looking covers on it just to make it look crazier, love it.Also those side panels for the tank with the blinkers on them. No video or image will ever do justice to just how god damn wide the bike is. After while every single bike out there looks and feels like those 125cc mopeds just because of the physical size and width.
>>28729885lol, just how much stuff do you need?
>>28730257All of it
>>28730229>it's tied to intelligence (shocking I know)yup but growing up with machines is huge too. part of the reason german machines needed so much maintenance wasn't the engineering of them but the fact so many the operators and maintenance crew drove and wrenched like shit from lack of experience. a dummy can be a good driver if by some chance they've been doing it forever
Does anyone on /DBT/ actually know The Joe Bar comics?
>>28730268germans in ww2 i mean
>>28730269I love themt. frog>>28730268It's a form of intelligence nonetheless. Some people who never grew around cars/bikes/.aircraft are fantastic with them out of the box, instinctively. Surely it happens in brown populations too but far less.being intelligent and being given all the why and how of good, safe driving absolutely means you'll be able to put it in practice.It's why I think a lot of dudes who crash shit like mustangs at car meets are dipshits.
>>28730277yea for sure, some populations are going to be hopeless at large but hey, they got monkeys to ride unicycles while juggling bananas so maybe there is hope
>>28730277they never got an official english translation right? They are pretty popular in germany as well.
are there any motorbike videogames
>>28730285I dont know, always read them in French. They're good comics.>>28730290Not enough and most of them are ehh.
most fun ive had with motorcycles in videogames was trolling cops in GTA San Andreas Multiplayerthere was a speed exploit where tapping forward (as in leaning forward) would make you accelerate much quicker, so you'd ideally be humping the bike to accelerate to top speed lol
>>28730290i mean there is the ride series which can be fun for a while. But the disconnect to real riding is so large, even more than with car racing it just doesnt feel right.
But there are jeets in this exact thread reading what you say about their driving abilities. Ask th if they think they drive or ride good.
>>28730249you're a faggot if you think Bakuon isn't real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLeMk3KnhgEhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/crMXFTz0dUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzMw-wFJxm8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxBnFstVNMIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxmscwI4j9M
>>28730249my 15 year old niece is getting her license right now though.
are there any Japanese Sportsters? compact size, aircooling, sub-1200cc engine..etc
>>28730257I have a 3 man tent, Inflatable sleeping mat, sleeping bag, cooking stuff, 3 days clothes. It was a pain in the ass taking it down and putting it up again every day for 2 weeks. The weather was very hot in the day, 25c+, but cold at night, 7-10c.
>>28730327SEROW WINTER TOURING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRhw469px1I&t=270s
>>28730343SCR900 or W800?
>>28730327Bakuon!! is real
>>28730332pics?
>>28730347i meant like a straight sportster knock off.
>>28730327>helmet ladyBros >kept the kfc bucket from 17Ponder the aroma
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>>28729871Bikes are for dykes
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>>28730362I want to meet these dykes on bikes
>>28730356I don't understand his English. What is even "I have driving with"?
>>28730352Honda has a lot of cruisers for sale in US and Suzuki has the Boulevards.
>>28730368He has to drive with them and he agrees
>>28730366>ptsd triggeredDamn that brings me back
>>28730327those are all women in their 30s
>>28730229FactMy reels is Brazilians doing the most incredible things on bikesAnd poojeets failing in the most incredible ways on bikesThey are like tiny retarded children really
>>28730376Proofs? search for "schoolgirl on a motorcycle" in Japanese and see for yourself https://youtu.be/bjdNM4nX6jM?t=639https://youtu.be/e9iBxUxOCf0?t=231
>>28730345>I have a 3 man tentAbout that. Do you know it there's a tent for one person but with a roofed "mudroom" where I can sit and chill/cook/drink beers during evenings?
>>28730386first video:>You must be at least 18 years old to get a tattoo in Japan, as this is the age of majority and the legal age to enter into contracts. Some tattoo parlors may have their own higher age minimum, such as 20, but 18 is the legal minimum age across the countrysecond video:her twitter banner - shes an nsfw/hentai artist, so also a grown adult, and been making videos and drawn porn for 5 years, making her at least mid 20s you retards really dont have any concept of age, do you?
>>28730387>roofed "mudroomIt's called a vestibule
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>>28730392Yeah something like that on photo but bigger and more protected, because this one would be unusable in a stormy weather.
>>28730387not him but;1 person tents generally dont have full orning or big vestibuleslook up some regular camping gear review videos and you can find some neat shiti really like Paul Messners videos, you just adapt what hes doing to fit on the back of your bike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ50EHeGc0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm2zbDUsizo
>>28730390Why do you like Kawasaki so much in Japan?
>>28730399Thanks for cool channel anon
>>28730327>>28730386For me it's this classichttps://youtu.be/Bw64LFIhaAs?si=_zK2N_9Up2lG6tWC&t=141
>>28730397You're a fucking idiot third worlder.
>>28730192Typical Britbong native,Can't tell the difference between your, you're and yours
>>28730397>unusable in a stormy weatherare you retarded?
>>28730368*hateI'm a phone poster and got exposed.
>>28730409what is autocorrect? niggeri bet youre german, because only a kraut faggot would not have a real contribution to a conversation except saying "uhm actually your spelling"
>>28730269I love em. I wish I could find parts 6,7,8 in English.
>>28730397You're retarded. Go watch some motocamping videos on youtube before you post some more dumbshit.
>>28730305We are horrible, the is no question about that.
>>28730404>she fell twiceinsane
>>28730404>>28730418your "schoolgirl" saars
Fork dive on my GS is insane compared to my 300.
is such a thing doable? can a decent motorcycle pull a livable home trailer behind it?
>>28730402theres actually uniornically loads of boomerkino channels based in the UK of guys hitting their midlife crisis and just doing shit like wildcamping, biking, or bikecamping and since theyre late 30s and older, they have the spare cash to just try out every single bit of gear and tell you what does/doesnt work, because theyre not sponsored
>>28730419average Suzuki girl
>>28730419That's why 2D>
>>28730414>Can't speak his own language>Blames autocorrect
>>28730427>speak >its a text based forum >1 mistake, not my own, in a 1400character post that i cba to be arsed to fix on mobile>subhuman seethoid is rattledyeah you're a faggot
>I want a ZX-6R>I don't want it to explode while I'm riding itAnon from here who bought one sold it within a year.
>no lowballers I know what I got
First GSXR is kino
>>28729947Get a smaller inline 4.
>>28730427fake risitas kys
>>28730427>so pedantic that he capitalises his sentences after putting a comedy chevron seethoid detected
>>28730387This was my first tent setup, 1 man coffin tent with a tarp over to sit outside. It did the job but if it did rain some of my stuff would get wet, putting up the tarp could be quite irritating, in a different place every night. The poles were heavy.
>>28730458I cant find a pic of it on my trips but this is what I have now, Big Agnes Hotel 3. Way more room for me to get changed or whatever inside, can throw all my stuff in there, has a big vestibule that I can sit in if it rains. Most importantly it's very quick to pitch and take down compared the previous setup.
>>28730465>that I can sit in if it rainsDo you have a stool for that?
>>28730469See the chair here >>28730458
>>28730441CB400 was worth it, zx4r sucks
>>28730471Do you fit with a chair in the vestibule?
>>28730482>>28730482My head is just touching the top. The tarp was better for this but its too much space in the bag to take both.
>>28730132>>28730100I think I like the adventure version, the Vstrom 800DE, better simply for its riding position. It's like this but in the form factor of a cruiser
>>28730458>>28730465thoughts on teepee tents?saw one at go outdoors, they pack down quite small, are like 3-4kg~ and are single polebut the ones they had were singleskin so probably not good for raining
>>28730437Hell Yeah
>>28730488>vstrom>ptwin
>first week a owning my own motorcycle. >the qt3.14 with a bike in my neighborhood already invited me to go on a ridewhat should I do to not fuck this up
>>28730491As far as tipi tents go, I'd rather go with a tipi tarp, forego the floor, and just use it as a cold weather camping solution.
>>28730491If you were looking at them, I'd go for a onetigris
>>28730507You alreqdy fucked up by posting about it here, goodluck
Alright, so. Where do I find this model?
>>28730465How heavy is this?
>>28730512main attraction for me is that the one I saw you could fully stand up in, and they had a full size cot set up inside of it too (which is apparently quite lightweight) would add an air of quality to camping >>28730509why would you want a tent without a floor or groundsheet
>>28730526Try google dumb fuck
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>>28730531>you could fully stand up inThat's going to be too big to practically setup.>they had a full size cot set up inside of it too A full sized cot is neither lightweight nor practical for a bike. >would add an air of quality to campingfaggot>why would you want a tent without a floor or groundsheetBecause it's unnecessary.
>>28730526DIY
>>287305302.3kg I believe
Look at my winter setup for a bike camping
Ok you can sleep under the tent but how can you defend yourself in your sleep from bears and nobears? Someone can kill you in your sleep
>>28730543If you need more than that you're a bitch
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>>28730532Do it right now bitch, bet you won't find shit. Stupid ass trick.>>28730537I do not have that sub-class of autism to do that in a way that satisfies my standards.>>28730544String these around your camp site and always own a gun instead of being a victim.
>>28730543In winter you can get away with just a good sleeping bag and bivy. Don't even need a tarp unless you know it's going to snow heavily.
>>28730540Not bad!
>>28730526Looked it up and immediately found 3 websites you can buy it on
Can't find the photo, but there was a dude with a chopper that had hella rake and he just pitched a tent around his forks and slept underneath it. Comical but cool.
>>28730547>>28730548Guns are not effective when you're sleeping in the wild. You won't be even able to wake up
>>28730555nice trips
>>28730553And yet you don't post screenshots Because you're a liar or not looking at the specfic one I'm after.
>>28730557>Guns are not effective when you're sleeping in the wildAlright, tell that to the pioneers.>>28730559I'm not posting screenshots because I'm not spoonfeeding someone too dumb to find a product when he already has all the information and tools at his disposal.
>>28730437Kinoverload
>>28730555I was looking at the AbelBrown tent, but it's overpriced as shit
>>28730550It's a famous meme from russian imageboards where a neckbeard guy got dumped by his gf, watched some Bear Grills shows and went into siberian forest to prove himself worthy. Somehow got internet connection from there and on a survival forum asked for help with keeping warm in this conditions, refused to leave and died withing hours in that tent. It was pretty cold though.
>>28730557Bitch what? Are you daft, I bet you've never gone on expedition hunts. A gun is the only thing that doesn't make you useless in the wild maybe don't be a heavy sleeper in the wilderness like a retard before you attempt to give advice.>t. Handgun hunts bears
>>28729875rub her futa cock
>>28730535>That's going to be too big to practically setup.its literally 1pole and a guide lines on the corners>A full sized cot is neither lightweight nor practical for a bike.not at all, they pack down super small and pic rel weights about 5kg, absolutely nothingeasily fits over the tail/panniers on a bike >faggotseethe >Because it's unnecessary.tell me youve never been camping, without telling me youve never been campingyour opinions are now invalidthanks for outing yourself as an indian
>>28730560That's right you Leetle Sheet, you know you're a liar and just squirming out the way from a called bluff.
>>28730562I'm not a fan having the bike anywhere near the tent where it could fall on you in the middle of the night
>>28730566What if they're people and not bears? How can you defend yourself from another smart hunters while you're asleep? I think sleeping on a tree must be safe, they won't look up there, you can also hide your bike in some bushes. But how can you sleep on a tree?
>>28730524
>>28730343Kawasaki VULCAN
>>28730472My FZR 400 is pretty nice, torquey i4
>umm, sir. you can't park your motorbike there..
>>28730620Scooters aren't motorbikes!
>>28730526Saw a VTR 1000 ride by today, sounded pretty sweet.
>>28730620FNAlso DRZ
>>28730629What's this?
>>28730630beak bag for tubes and tools it's a bit sunfaded now ):
>>28730620Imagine living in a place like this, no worries, only happines it's not fair how someone can live a life like this and someone lives in india, russia or venesuela
>>28730629>>28730632DRZ for life. I have an SM and have been toying with the idea of a Keihin fcr39, am I in for a lot of pain in terms of instalation?
I RAW YOU, OK?CO-NO SEKAIDITATA HITORINO OMAENIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iju0WAJdHf4
>>28730431>>28730444>>28730451Seethe and dilate samefag
>>28730620You'll never get me alive
>>28730637plenty of info for that swap online anon, I've never done one, never felt the need.
>>28730591My guy you're not in a horror movie or survival book. There's nobody out to get you 9/10. If you are going to more dangerous woods like those in the PNW/Midwest then you'd be surprised how effective Dark Bells on Dark String can be when securing a perimeter. If you're deaf, tie string to air horns and the real party can begin.>>28730624They're wonderful machines, I cherish mine deeply. Only time it ever collects dust is when it's too fucked weather-wise to ride. NOT gonna be a stable queen like those mile-saving pussies do.
How gay is a W800?
>>28730643back 2 reddit niggernobody cares about your spelling pedantry on a chinese basketweaving forum
>>28730645Carb prices are insane nowadays so it will probably have to wait anyway...
>>28730648What is reddit
>>28730647>Meguro (Meguro Manufacturing Company) was founded in 1924 by two innovators, Nobuji Murata and Mr.Suzuki, in Meguro Town in what was then Tokyo’s Osaki Ward (present-day Shinagawa Ward)WE'RE SHINAGAWA ZEROS, COME FIGHT US WHENEVER
>>28730652Fcr39 has always been an expensive carb. it's quality and good. >will probably have to wait anyway...that's what credit cards are for bby :*
>>28730644>those mirrors
>>28730656Basado
>>28730235wow, when you import the third world you... le become the third world????
>>28730643Kys>>28729871Kys desperate reddit faggot freak
>>28730240Yes, cute schoolgirlsLike Onsa
>>28730644Where is his head?
>>28730674Does she have a dick?
>>28730646I never understood the idea of keeping a car or bike you like, stuck in a garage.
>>28730632i love your ku anon
>>28730656Meguro was making motorcycles even before Kawasaki btw
>>28730676of course not, silly. that's her alternate-universe counterpart. she's just very, very bushy
>>28730677I never understood the idea of keeping your wife and child, stuck in a garage.
WHY THE FUCK DID HAVE TO BE WATER COOLEDIT COULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTION
>>28730646Yeah I remembered there was an anon with one, It's a classy bike
>>28730682Yes, very based, but not as based as Yamaha.
>>28730701Whole japanese motosports was created by Honda guy. In addition to creation of first jp motorcycle ever.
>>28730666cursed but laughed>>28730675You can release him of his Atonement by greeting him, just make sure to mention God or Christ in your greeting
>>28730720I think he gave Yamaha machines for engine manufacturing and he gave Suzuki an advice to participate abroad in the Isle of Man.No wonder he was very angry when pic rel happened
>>28730568>and a guide lines on the cornersYeah the fact you think that's more simple than a self standing tent is why you're dumb. tipi tents require a lot more guidelines than other tens, aren't as effective in wind, and are best suited to cold weather/snow because they can be easily fitted with a stove and you don't have to worry about bugs. You can use snow anchors for the guidelines.>they pack down super small and pic rel weights about 5kg, absolutely nothing>easily fits over the tail/panniers on a bikeTell me you've never motocamped without telling me.You are genuinely retarded. I tarp camp with an actual campcot. You know what, fucking do it. Buy a FULL SIZED cot and your 6man tipi tent. Don't forget your sleeping bag, sleeping pad, cooking supplies, food, water, tools, extra fuel if you're really going out, and your raingear.I want to see your fucked up loadout. And maybe then you'll see why NO motocampers take fullsized cots with them. The only "fullsized" cot I've ever seen that might be workable is the OneTigris Supranubis
>>28730720>In addition to creation of first jp motorcycle ever.it was Meguro, not Honda
Day 2 of posting the Duke.75 degree twin, best twin.
>>28730747im not reading all that shit, your pic alone tells me youre a retardwe're talking about camping for a weekend in the UK, not braving alaskakill yoruself
>>28730756>your pic alone tells me youre a retard>we're talking about camping for a weekend in the UK, not braving alaskaI'm going to strangle you
>>28730756>noooo I didn't mean campinggg like real camping!!!! I meant campingggg like backyard campinggg!!!!
>>28730747>>28730762>google "bike teepee camping">this video comes up from some r*ddit thread>guy has a full sized cothttps://youtu.be/dBUBr5pW4D0?t=2246huh, i guess americans are all retarded niggers and its completely viable and just guessing he's probably on a 1250GSA
>>28730765They have two bikes you goddamn indiot
>>28730764>real camping is when you sleep in a shopping bag and drink muddy water despite living in a first world countryfuck off americans
>>28730772That's what camping is you faggot
>>28730770>points at his own tent>"we've got a neighbour who brought X/Y/Z on his bike"american comprehension mexicans will increase your avg iq
>>28730775no thats called being a faggot>waa waa having home comforts is bad!kys
>>28730779You could never handle real camping because you are a bitch.You just want to feel like you're camping without actually doing it.
>>28730776Wow, you're right. Okay. Anon should get that cot and that tipi tent. I look forward to photos and a review.
>>28730784if youre riding a motorbike, youre already not camping, you fucking retard
>Camping [noun] The act of pretending that you don't have a home.For what purpose?
>>28730788A motorbike is just a mechanical horse. Motocamping is PEAK cowboy camping.You're talking about hike-in camping, which you're right, is even more raw.From most rawest to gayest>homelessness>hike-in camping>motocamping (this is where it's PEAK)>car camping>rv camping>Euro's idea of camping
>>28729871threado>>28730796>>28730796
>>28730793Here in America some of us have this thing called "testosterone" and we feel the need to act on it when it shows up.
>>28730795>A motorbike is just a mechanical horseand you think cowboys werent able to take full bedrolls with cots on horseback?
The only time I'd be camping is if I was running from the law and couldn't stay in a motel/hotel because the law might detect the digital transaction. so I'd be reduced to camping to survive.
>>28730793Camping is fucking horrible. I used to camp a lot and it's just an awful experience and anyone who claims to enjoy it is lying. Be it wild or on a site, it's just self induced pain on a whole new level.
>>28730800They didn't use cots>>28730801>>28730802Yeah we get it, you're basically women and I will address you as such
>>28730802I agree because >>28730801It's a last-resort.
>>28730795>I'M A COWBOY>ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE>AND I'M WANTED >DEAD OR ALIVEthis is your LARP
>>28730799I don't understand the correlation between pretending to be homeless and testosterone.
>>28730810You're goddamn right.>>28730814I know you don't understand it. Low T's never will
>>28730802This is true, basically people who enjoy camping would also enjoy NTR and other self-deprecating activities.
>>28730795>>Euro's idea of campingwhats a euros idea of camping t. non-eurofag
>didn't wear enough layers riding my hawg>My legs now have a semi permeant "feels cold" debuff even when indoors.It said it was going to be 40, that's not even cold what the hell. tfw cant even snuggle close to the vtwin for warmth because it fucking burns you.Only saw one other set of riders on the road today, two adventure bikes they both visibly jumped when they saw me. I had no idea how social this hobby forces you to be. People just come up and talk to you at gas stations.
>>28730507When you meet her immediately drop your bike through front brake incompetence, then use as a excuse from further embarrassment.
>>28730432I also daily a ‘24Went through the recall with no issue found. Fuck the 2min post timer
>>28730567KYS faggot ass bitch.
>>28730432GSXR750, CBR600RR and R6 exist, why a ZX6R?
>>28730507>Becomes a has bike,>gets a gf>I've had a bike for 6.5y no gf>Am I plain ugly?Do your best anon.
